#AMEN BROTHER

[divinebunnii]

grateful to have a pretty face and phat pussy

[moash]

Moash should get to kill elhokar again

kowt speculation

[orange-catsidy]

[vampirehayfever]

the message of the episode: shoot grandma and gas it

[zombiecastiell]

personally i think dean should’ve said i love you to cas in purgatory in 15x9

shoulda woulda coulda

[theperksofbeingstupid]

ARTHUR TITS OUT !!!!!!!

[dnpredacted]

I'd get on my knees for sister daniel and I don't just mean to pray

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[genericb34ns]

Man, is that u who started called Pierre/Morris as Porris?

I guess so??? it was so stupid and goofy sounding that I had to use it, (also it sounds familiar to porridge, eating them up) but yea i can't deny there's better sounding ship names out there I just like calling it Porris

[influencerpippin]

[dameaylins]

lol it makes me soooo angry when people say elriels have no reading comprehension!! The other ships don’t even have anything TO read like?? Their ships have maybe 1-2 lukewarm interactions between them in the text.

Do people not understand how writing works? SJM already made Elain & Lucien mates in ACOMAF. If she “would never destroy a mating bone” and “loves mating bonds” then why would she specifically spend the rest of the books talking about how uncomfortable Elain is and how they both avoid each other? If the mating bond is the end all be all, then why waste precious words saying it made them both uncomfy? It’s not enemies to lovers (which is a trope she already did with feyre and Rhys), it’s APATHY. Big difference.

In terms of the other ships: Gwyn and Azriel interact every single day in Valkyrie training. Nesta and Cassian (who the antis have crowned the authority on narration because he’s OBVIOUSLY the Miranda preiesly of velaris) are also both present at training. Do people realize how EASY it would’ve been to show multiple moments between Az and Gwyn during training that could be romantically coded? Him helping her with daggers, hand on the small of her back, skimming over her hip, she kisses his cheek - all these are subtle - very easy ways to show a slowly emerging relationship between Az and Gwyn.

But SJM did not go that route. Despite the fact that they interact every single day - Neither nesta or Cassian thinks anything about their interaction is worthy of noting. Because they are all platonic.

Comparatively, both nesta and Cassian (though he hasn’t put all the puzzle pieces together yet) explicitly show how they are witnessing SOMETHING between elain and Az. Nesta even explicitly states she knows why Azriel avoids the fire, avoids Lucien. So SJM goes out of her way to write interactions between Az & Elain and- even though Gwyn is “right there” (as if she isn’t a strong powerful character in her own right and should be reduced to being the backup love interest for a man she has shown zero interest in). Reading comprehension doesn’t even come into play because while elriel has been built up since that first moment in ACOMAF - the other ships have half a bonus chapter of platonic banter (very similar to the banter of az and feyre when he was teaching her to fly btw) and something about a ribbon meant to be a symbol of womanly strength. Oh, and Cassian being the velaris fashion police.

Make it make sense???

[yatgb]

um actually all your fetishes are because you're God's favorite and you're so special and your soul is the most beautiful thing on the planet and also being a dog is awesome

God himself sent this to me so i know its true

[littleshopofhorrors-confessions]

I want Audrey Seymour and Orin so bad

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[metfell]

"it never hurts to add a little bush in" -fwhip

[malach1tis]

Space Cowboy

[mlm-blues]

never forget that he likes his dogs and also 69ing. hashtag gay sex

[zombiecastiell]

sliver springs from fleetwood mac is so destiel coded

i put the pieces together in my mind and it all makes sense