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nano30cm · 8 months ago
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ain't they cute?
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screamingay · 5 months ago
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somehow these current roommates we have are the worst that ive known yet and last semester we literally had a girl who smoked cigs IN her bedroom. list of grievances below lol
#first of all they turn all the lights on all the time. the other day i was hanging out in the living room w one light on bc it was light#enough outside thru the windows and one of them walked in and flipped another light on automatically. then walked through#the living room right to her bedroom... girl youre not even using this room and i was clearly fine with the light level??#they always have all 3 kitchen lights on when they cook and dont turn them off plus none of them have lamps#they all use the Big LED Ceiling Light in their bedrooms which is baffling to us#they dont know how to organize the kitchen and they took up so many of the cabinets with bullshit. like 3 pans here a few plates there#we have like 4 cabinets worth of food and even more of pots and pans and shit bc this is everything we own#and we cant afford to use disposable everything like some of them do#theyre always leaving the fridge open while they cook too and i have to physically hold myself back from becoming my mom#and yelling at them to close the fridge when theyre not actively getting smth out of it!! like theyll stand there cooking and have it open#for 2 minutes straight#theres only room for one water filter pitcher in the fridge and one of them brought a big one which is nice but theyre always forgetting to#refill it which defeats the purpose of even having it#and they always somehow start cooking right when we decide we need to eat#one of them sent this long sort of condescending post abt ants and how it stresses him out when the kitchen is messy so we all need to clean#more and try harder to keep ants away as if 1) ants care at all abt dishes in the sink or stains on the stove and 2) as if the ants will#stop coming around if theres no food out in this building where there are notoriously always ants even on the 4th floor#(we are ground floor this time) and 3) as if he isn't one of the people leaving food around and not taking the trash out#nobody responded to it in the groupchat lmao bc he sounds like a fucking cop!! and is dating an rotc guy??? and also is a streamer or just#likes to play games on vc with friends bc hes always very loudly doing that#but obviously we have sex all the time so we're at a sort of loud noise stalemate where neither of us can complain abt the other#to be clear this is in no way the absolute worst situation theyre nice enough people and havent reported us for anything (they both work for#student housing -_-) and generally things go okay in the apartment#but like. ive never been this annoyed this often with any other roommates#ALSO someone spilled soy sauce all over our designated level of the fridge door where we had all our little bottles of stuff#but also a carton a Paper Carton of milk and a pack of butter standing upright which soaked up the soy sauce and for several days#even after id cleaned the bottom of the carton the best i could i swore it tasted like soy sauce from it soaking into the bottom or smth#but it's still all over everything in there bc it was so much it like. pooled in there and splattered on everything#like. u see that happen u clean it up wtf.??#anyway i just felt like i needed to complain and see if im being silly or if these things really are so annoying
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valictini · 7 months ago
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I'm just. Idk man.
Obviously they want us to trust that everything is okay behind the scene by bringing back Chayanne and Tallulah like "See? They're back! And theyre doing lore!! So dont worry!" And i want to believe that but I don't understand why they can't just. Make an official announcement. Not make people guess what they mean. Stop the entertainement train for 2 seconds to actually confirm that changes happened.
Why is the returning of previously unpaid employees with no actual confirmation that they are paid now treated like a fun lore moment? Why is every important decision always announced in such an indirect manner? Why do we have to guess their intentions and make a leap of faith every time something new happens?
I mean I know the answer, this is to keep the fans hooked, not reminding fans of the studio's mistakes and let the streamers who put all their eggs in the QSMP basket (ha) continue creating interesting content on the mostly empty server... but why does this take priority over contacting the people that were exploited?
They could have had both. They could have had this "the show must go on" attitude without ghosting all the victims. They could have tried to make it less public without relying on the fans'past attachment to the project to keep trusting them.
We are not privy to any detail, but if we had had confirmation from ex admins that they were being heard and would be solving things privately, i would have accepted it and trusted the process. But alas, that's not what happened... (maybe it's happening rn but our last update was apparently from sunnys admin 4 days ago saying that they had no update, so you know)
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himbos-hotline · 10 days ago
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What Baking Can do aka the bakery au -> an overview
another non wrestling bakery au, based on that one thing where Hangman mentions baking sourdough
Hangman Adam Page:
Anxious millennial baker
runs a bakery called "baking care of buisness"
makes cowboy theme'd gingerbread
quiet and shy and unsocialised
works with the bucks
Matthew and Nicholas:
two halves of a whole idiot
neither one of them have the braincell half the time
wear horrific looking aprons
suprisngly effective in their workplace
matt is a dunce angel baby but also the biggest bitch youve ever met
nick is the baby brother, you can tell
codependent
nick makes bird sounds
theyre both autistic in different ways
Nathaniel Pacotto:
Original Character
Runs a pet store
works nearby the bakery
Jayden "Jay" Orton:
Original Character
runs a record store
new gal on the block
already dating wheeler
Just moved in together
adopted by regal
blackthorn records -> store name
Kenneth "Kenny" Omega:
does not have a big boy job
video game streamer if you ask him nicely
reguarly at hangers bakery
Kinda like a cockroach but a nice way
wears pride pins
Kota Ibushi:
EIther head empty no thought or head full, no thought
Kennys dumbass loving husband
a sweetheart
also streams with kenny
Has a sketchy big boy job [dont ask, its legit]
Wheeler Yuta:
basically an animal crossing character
runs a flower shop
speaks the language of flowers
also autistic
wears bucket hats
is the cook in the house
Adam Cole [baybay]:
your local health bitch
runs a health food store
trans woman
hangs out with brit
closeted
annoyed by new people moving into the street
takes about 97 years and three months to get ready
says Boom to emphasis points
Danhausen:
runs an antique store that never seems busy but never goes outta buisness
part human, part demon
everywhere has jars from his store
opposite the record store
HOOK:
your local silent guy
strong and silent and autistic
also trans
works with Jay in the record store because he dad left him there like an abadoned dog
him and kenny are work out buddies
tries to eat everyone and everything out of house and home
has reports of biting someone
William Regal:
runs one of those old timey bookstores
an excentric old man that everyone adores
adopted Jay
Is a gay that can do math
former foster parent
an old married man
Always has old timey music playing
Claudio Castagnoli:
runs a restraunt
married to rj
is a wife man
the swiss man for some reason runs a italian restraunt
Rj City:
used to be a social worker and retired early
only for claudio to open a restraunt
is in love with her husband
sometimes does waitressing
Excalibur:
the mask is on
runs the gym that hook and kenny go too
has a weird hatrid with the guy across the street [we dont know the guy across the street, only he does]
clever fucker
employs people other people would
Jonathon "Jon" Moxley:
works in the gym
teaches self defence classes
was fostered by regal so by default hes jays brother
Has also bitten someone
Dating eddie
met eddie while in a bar fight
Taz:
radio taz
Hook and lyrics dad
runs plently of old records for Jays store
local american italian
likes to give mox tips [mox doesnt take them]
Edward "Eddie" Kingston:
Steals cigarettes
runs his own car mending place
ruby works there too
Ruby is his sister
Ruby ruby ruby soho:
works with eddie
tired of mox cluttering the garage
local punk lesbian
Aubrey Edwards:
runs a bar
has cheep drinks and a place for children
Dating Kris statlander
plays matchmaker
doctor brit baker dmd:
dentist....obviously
"dating" cole as a qpr in the loosest term
met cole in the big city
Iris Rose:
original character
Trans
doctor
southern
makes hanger more southern
also moves form the big city
Charles "Chuck" Taylor:
just a guy
you dont really know much about him
is friends with kris and the other best friends
is part of Maxs band-plays guitar
Trent? :
is a football coach
sue helps to transport everything
also does stuff and things
Delilah Hart:
waitress at aubreys bar
married to chuck- nobody knows this
freinds with maxwell
Maxwell Jacob Friedman:
sings at aubreys bar
jazz singer vibes
Evil Uno:
foster carer
the rest of the dark order are his foster kids
fostered little hangman
buys lots of things from everyone
Jack Perry:
works in the kids section of a museam
always paired with a dinosaur plushie
the plushie is probably alive
trans
Orange Cassidy:
works in the antique store
you never see him
always at the back doing a sleep
can fall asleep everyehere
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driz-zle · 5 months ago
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⌕ JUST IN: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
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###EXTRA EPISODE: THE LOOSE LIPS OF NAGI SEISHIRO
VIDEO SEGMENTS: ###. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? #1. How can you describe their previous relationship? #2. Why do you think they broke it off? #3. Thoughts on the possibility of them getting back together?
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###. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
"Nagi Seishiro. Pro Gamer and Streamer."
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#1. How can you describe their previous relationship?
"They were in love, obviously."
"Uh, could you elaborate?"
"Y/n was Reo's number one exception to everything. He practically worshipped the ground she walked on. Same thing for her."
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#2. Why do you think they broke it off?
"Dunno, some sort of communication issue I guess."
"Was it predictable that they would break it off?"
"Not really. It surprised everyone."
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#3. Thoughts on the possibility of them getting back together?
"About time."
"E-excuse me?"
"Everyone's practically waiting for it. They're both miserable, everyone's thinking it's only a matter of time."
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"Why were you late to the stream last week." Nagi reads off his Twitch chat before absentmindedly answering, "Oh, Reo needed some help to set up his marriage proposal for Y/n or something. I don't know why he asked me to go, it was mostly the other guys helping anyways."
Nagi shrugs and he's back to sniping some guy on his screen while his chat blows up. Eventually, his screen displays his victory and he clicks around the game interface, bored. He catches sight of his chat though.
THEYRE GETTING MARRIED? THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER??? HUH WHAT
His mouth forms an o, nonchalantly replying to his viewers, "Oh right, that was supposed to be a secret, my bad." Later that day, the tabloids erupt with news of your engagement. You're the first to find out of his little slip-up, stumbling across the clip of Nagi online. You're in disbelief and cackling, prompting your then-ex-boyfriend and now fiancé to look over your shoulder, fresh from his shower.
"Nagi went viral again?" He asks, leaving a kiss on your cheek. Reo doesn't bother to take a good look, instead focusing on drying his hair. "For revealing our engagement no less." He turns to you, you holding the phone that's playing the specific clip.
He laughs, "So much for hiding it."
When you're asleep next to him, he lies awake in disbelief. Never again did he think he was going to be able to lay down beside you, with you as his future wife no less. You're hugging him from the side, a hand on his chest.
And when the glimmer of a ring catches his eye, Mikage Reo takes it to promise to himself and to you that no matter what bad habits you two have, he'll be right beside you, for better or for worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health.
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yuukei-yikes · 1 year ago
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I had a really weird dream that was actually rlly funny where the entire mekushi Dan went on a vacation or something and stayed in a hotel and they were like eh, two to a bed we ain't paying for a ton of hotel rooms and the couples (momokido and harutaka) just were like ok we can share a bed 👍. But not shinaya ayano decided to share a bed with Marry bc Hibiya didn't want to share with Kano or Shintaro bc fuck those guys but Seto is valid apparently so shintaro and kano ended up having to share the bed and both hated it that's where the dream ended but I can't help but imagine like. They try to make a pillow wall but Kano moves around so damn much in his sleep that he Still ended up on top of / cuddling shintaro by morning and when they woke up they are both just. Internally dying. Kano does much better at hiding this obviously but both are just. "God fucking damn it"
On another note I imagine since Kano's mentioned to not rlly be well versed in interacting online (like texting and stuff bc no one texts him- F) in the chat bonus thingy, bro probably doesn't realize the person asking questions on insta can see who asked them what and just sends shintaro death threats or confessions of him hating him and Shintaro's just looking at his phone like. Oh. Okay.
Why can't these two be normal
OH MY GOD WAIT THAT WOULD BE SUCH A FUN FIC IDEA sorry im about to get ABSOLUTELY OFF TOPIC but i have a dream fic i wish i could write set in my au where kenjirou lives and he's on weird terms with kano + haruka and takane + basically everyone and ayano's like ratio + mekadan vacation paid by the shit ton of money saeru stole. and its kenjirou being so fail in a hawaiian shirt sipping on a mojito like I miss my wife. i have a vision.
anyways i love but there's one bed and we wake up cuddling trope. i also love the specifics of hibiya complaining abt who to share and refusing kanoshin for no apparent reason. like thats hilarious. with my designs (huge seto and teeny tiny hibiya) seto would lay in the bed and be so heavy the other side lifts cartooningly and hibiya's like😐 also rip hibiya bc seto probably snores SO much. btw with kidomomo imagine theyre not dating but theyre like oh noooo.... we have to share what a bummer😀😀😀
anyways kanoshin being stuck together against their will is so fucking funny i can imagine shintaro begging seto and hibiya like dude please kano's always so weird with me. and theyre like nooo ur gonna be fine. and then its not fine. anyways kano enjoys a little making shintaro's life a nightmare and keeps doing shit like turning off the lights while shintaro's showering. this is all so funny we need a fanfic
ALSO imagining shintaro posting Instagram stories with the questions 😭😭😭 in my heart i believe in streamer shintaro so maybe he would. kano's so silly he goes crazy abt how shintaro keeps effortlessly outsmarting him all the time ugh *chews on my desk*
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kumezyzo · 1 year ago
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HI HOW ARE YOU!!!!!!! i hope you are having a good day :)))
i’m ngl i’m so soft for both but if i had to pick a favourite i would choose normal (?) reader idk i just looooove that but i also like him simping over a youtuber/streamer too ugh this is hard!!!!! what’s your favourite? :)
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HIIIII!!! i had to babysit my veryyyyy younger cousins today so im a little worn but its fine 😅
i think ive personally thought about streamer reader so much more (cause im sick in the fuckin head) (and i lowkey dont think he wouldnt like me if he just ran into me or something 😭😭)
but i totally get what you mean!! normal (?) reader would obviously get a more private relationship and life. and the idea of people not having a pre-existing idea of reader when they announce their relationship so theres just more room for people going simply based on first impressions. i feel like they would a relationship similar to Heath Hussar and Mariah Amato (if youre not familiar with them please look up a compilation of them cause theyre so fucking cute istg. mariah wasnt famous at all and everyone, like, loved her instantly and fell in love with)
and also, with streamer reader, there would be so much content of the two before they start dating. i feel like with them, it would be a building relationship that people maybe dont see at first until the months leading up to them together. i have a feeling reader would have barely public relationships through the years but none of them sticking until our beautiful man 🥰. (or maybe not at all and people just saw how good of besties they were until they dated)
anywayyy, i just lowkey just wanted to gauge how many people prefer what while being extremely bored and thx for your opinion
much love -Nony
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nightmareentertainment · 1 year ago
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Literally nobody but me has these two interests combined but I've been recently pondering a Zero Escape x character ! Streamers I Like (Qsmp) au
Obviously the actual plot cannot occur because trying to align characters like this would actually just shoot me on the spot but here's my rundown of 999
The nine characters to occur are not a solid complete idea, but here's my thoughts;
Dan is the ninth man, since for 999 to function properly, one of the main cast must die, and I think it's funny that The Man Who Dissapeared is the shortest surviving character.
Phil sets in the role of Akane- not only due to him being my favorite, but because Akane's wise attitude and determination to save herself and the world is a trait I could love to see in character!Philza. A man, grown from a boy who's timelines spliced and took away every ounce of innocence he could've had. Permanently stuck in the realm of both dead and alive, doing horrible things in the name of a good cause and to save his own life. I think c!Phil in any universe tends to be a bit selfish when it comes to his motivations, at the same time as being selfless for 'the greater good', and Akane fits that morally grey area perfectly.
Instead of June to represent "6", Phil might pick something more symbolic, but I currently have no ideas.
Since Phil would be our big plot twist, our antagonist and our victim, someone closely connected to him would be the protagonist. Personally, I'd like to keep sticking to romantic interest, since I enjoy the troupe. So Kristin, obviously, makes a contender.
However. I raise you; Forever.
Forever has the endless determination and pursuit that Junpei shares. Junpei ran the world, waited until the end of time, ruined his own life in the endless chase to save Akane from herself ; or to at least die by her side. He was frantic and idiotic about it, I grant you, blinded by love until it ruined him into a pessimistic alcoholic before he recovers at the end of the world in that timeline, but I feel like,,, it would be an interesting dynamic to see? Forever, persistent and careful, but so deeply in love that he never stops chasing the darkness Philza surrounded himself with.
Plus. Lol. If you go down the canon / timejump timeline, Forever has a kid already . An adoptive kid. Richas as Quark could be so so real . Please . AND THE BRAZILLIANS CAN MAKE UP THE SECOND GAME . FOAMS AT THE MOUTH. But anyways
Something about Forever, with tears in his eyes, frantically reaching out and screaming for [ Light Replacement (Cellbit pleading eyes) ] as he's dragged to safety by [ Seven replacement (Bad!!?!?!)] in the incinerator ending ^^ Which okay, hear me out, should totally be Cellbit. Because of their connection, yes, but because the insanity triggered in the Incinerator Ending where Light learns what Gentarou did. The loss of his sister, what happened to the two as children, all at fault of the man in the room. The determination to kill him, to take him down, for what he did- as punishment, revenge, as a way to finally kill the guy once and for all. For himself and Clover alike. I'm just spinning around and around thinning about him in this role, clutching at the BIG BAD of the game and metaphorically (and physically, incinerator) dragging them to hell.
Clover,,,, I think could be so so so fun as Jaiden ^^ because Jaiden deserves to kill but also I think the positivity and boldness would fit well, but also,,, listen . Jaiden and Cellbit siblings CAN be real IF YOU WANT IT TO BE !!! okay . Listen. Clover doesn't fit Jaiden well because Clover is bratty and defiant and . Toys with the boys and is definitely far more devilish but I promise you. Lean into that with Jaiden on Clover's more whimsical side. The whimsy ^^ you gotta hear me out bro. Also MURDER IN VENEGENCE FOR HEE BROTHER 👏👏 but theyre good people at heart yknow
Seven is . Bad to me. Seven IS Bad to me, which is fuckinf hilarious because that's making Bad the oldest fuck here but cmon. The detective who values his own rules, who wants to do the absolute best and save those damn kids from the original death game. Blatantly denying the rules and the law in order to save those kids WHICH HE FUCKING DOES (mostly) IN BOTH THE ARCHING ORIGINAL TIMELINES !! Bad is not nearly as gruff and intimidating as Seven is but he could be. Idk I feel like a happier, more positive dude in Seven's place also works, as long as he gets the job done at the end of the day. Plus imagine the pain in his eyes, holding tight to Forever as he forcibly removes him from the incineration room- CAN YALL TELL WHAT MY FAVORITE ENDING IS 🧍‍♂️
Cucurucho for Gentaro- gets shot repeatedly (doesn't want to make any streamer the evil old guy who murdered a small child and almost killed many more)
Lotus/Hazuki is much harder to place becausejj..... like. Idk. Normally this is where I'd put Phil, due to the two kids deal and being older, but I simply do not want to ^^ . Lotus is tied to the cast through her kids but I'm already like. Half-assing the sibling stuff so im not sure what i want here . For funsies we can put Mariana here and the kids can be gegg and juanaflippo /j jkjk but still. This can be whoever. Doesn't even have to be a milf okay
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whonsper · 2 years ago
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the posts you put on my dash combined with talking with a friend in the common room have convinced me to check out qsmp. i Have to have the context
SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TL;DR yaoi island. everyone is gay, they have eggs, some of them die, theres so much drama, i swear everyones out to kill quackity.
alright disclaimer! i have not watched many vods! most if not all of my information comes from livebloggers, clips, various things i see on my dash, as well as a couple discord servers im in. another disclaimer! i only speak english so I don't follow the spanish streamers as much, and ive only watched three streams (one of quackitys, one of slimecicles, and one of wilburs) so my info is skewed off of those
so! qsmp is an smp made by quackity originally containing 7 english speaking streamers and 7 spanish speaking streamers (+quackity who is bilingual), a place they could meet and play together.
they arrive on trains to the luxury vacation destination, Quesadilla Island, where they've been split into two random teams, and noticeably there is a huge wall separating the teams. each team, consisting of both english and spanish speakers, must work together and solve puzzles before the sun rises, they get a message from a mysterious duck telling them what they can and cannot do, such as push the big red button on the wall, which they obviously do. The chunk of wall explodes, and everyone can now meet and mingle!
Everyone breaks off into groups, houses get built and people are starting to Minecraft! A community forms by the name of Ciudad de Sacapuntas (city of pencil sharpeners (wilbur really likes the word sacapuntas)), and is built into the wall, where the explosion went off. Another neighborhood is built north of that, on a river front, and theres a whole battle over the english vs spanish side, whos where, its all very funny and theres so many deaths. Other things happen, such as the terrorization from Osito Bimbo who keeps jump scaring people to take their survey
time skip cuz i stopped following for a couple days but they got eggs! everyone went to the adoption center and were paired off (one english, one spanish) to adopt a "kid" together which was just a dragon egg. the pairings were elmariana and slimecicle, philza and missa sinfonia, jaiden animations and roier, foolish and vegetta777, dantdm and maximus, fitmc and spreen, with single parents badboyhalo and quackity.
along with these eggs, the new parents now have daily tasks to do with their egg, such as giving them a new food to try, or going fishing together. as the smp goes on these get harder and more dangerous, such as exploring a dungeon together or slaying mobs.
the first egg death is when mariana misclicks his daughter, juanaflippa. literally, stepped away from his computer irl, sat back down and accidentally clicked on her bed after she had been put to sleep, the bed disappears due to a glitch. BOOM first death. slimecicle goes on a rage induced murderous rampage (doesn't kill any eggs).
a trial is arranged, mariana thinks its both of them appealing to get their daughter back. slime is trying to gain custody of juanaflippa and divorce mariana. by the end theyre sentenced to ten minutes in jail (which they escape) and court mandated couples therapy, and get juanaflippa back. all is good!
slime takes juanaflippa out to spend time with her, they go pick up tilin and slime tries his best to make the day enjoyable for both tilin and juanaflippa. while fighting mobs, he accidentally hits tilin with sweeping edge, killing her. roier is there immediately, saying he's going to jail forever and this was unforgivable. charlie exiles himself after saying goodbye to juanaflippa, saying he wont come back until he makes it right. later that same day, mariana took juanaflippa to a dungeon as part of a mission, and while fighting mobs, also hit her with sweeping edge and killed her.
quackity mourns the death of his child, vowing to kill slimecicle for killing his child, and resents wilbur for not being there for his child (wilbur and quackity were supposed to be paired). he buries himself next to tilins bed inside the grave.
there's a funeral for all the dead eggs, slimecicle climbs out of the ground to attack lil j (the devil who promised him the life of tilin or juanaflippa back, cant remember sorry). the parents of the dead eggs get to see their children one last time, its very heartfelt and wholesome
wilbur shows up on the qsmp, after being away for touring (irl, first time back in nearly a month). he finds and begrudgingly adopts his own egg which he names tallulah. they build a house and bond until wilbur sees quackity, they talk and quackity angrily and chaotically takes wilbur on a tour of the island to see what he's missed. they end at tilin's grave, with wilbur trying to console quackity and say it wasn't his fault tilin was dead. quackity gets wilbur to agree to help him kill slimecicle (without him realizing it was slimecicle). tallulah goes to stay with phil and chayanne when wilbur is offline.
quackity opens a school for the eggs, and its suspected to be a ploy to murder them without their parents presence, but a couple parents show up, as well as chayanne threatens to kill him, and also someone disguised themselves as an egg? not sure about that one, but the lessons were math and art, with all the eggs drawing pictures that were very cute and i loved them. no eggs were harmed, quackity held tallulah back at the end of class and made sure nothing was bothering her, telling her he'd take care of her.
quackity is seen spying on wilbur and tallulah's home, which he says is because he wants to learn from them how to be a better parent because he had obviously failed with tilin (he's also wearing booty shorts but thats irrelevant, just funny). wilbur accepts he's grieving and tallulah helps console him.
slimecicle, grieving, disguises himself as an egg and adopts quackity as his dad, and the two go about with the mission to rob other people. quackity ends up abandoning the new egg, whose name is gegg, gegg tries to get wilbur to adopt him, then has a nice heartwrenching conversation with chayanne
the daily missions get more dangerous as time goes on, chayanne and tallulah lose a life (which gets reversed and written off as a nightmare due to unfair buffs to the mobs) as well as dapper (i believe also written off as a nightmare?). leo got killed by a whale at some point, taking her down to one life as well, after being pardoned for a similar "nightmare" (what is it with these fucking scaling issues man??)
the streamers are told the eggs have six days left, and the countdown begins to sunday, today! (yesterday? its like 1am lol) the streamers wake up to their eggs gone, beds disappeared. they worry, theres something about a strip club, the newest batch of streamers, the Greater Brazilian Polycule, come in, and eventually the streamers are reunited with their eggs. the eggs now have cracks in their shells, can no longer wear armor, and seem heavily traumatized.
also as a little side note: slimecicle and mariana had gay sex i believe 4 times? canonical gay sex to clocks by coldplay, twice being after each time their daughter died. truly The cringefail husbands of all times <3
also the brazilians were given their own egg to share. who died within an hour and is now down to one life.
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bekimax11 · 10 months ago
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maybe its more accurate to stay that doug dougs humour is more like the stanley parables humour. cause on the surface level dougdoug is literally just like another normal streamer. but its the streamers who provide a level of interaction and unknowing meta who are the most fun, and also i feel attract the most gays. like whenever a streamer engages with the idea of doing something stupid with no fucking reward, but just doing it because its stupidly funny to waste time doing nothing. like the whole brrom closet thing. i didnt explain it well but yk thats like the whole notion of the stanley parable messing with you the player and how much youll push to get content or disobey etc just playing on parodies as a whole. so dougdougs content is like on surface level normal but then u realize oh shit its like taking all these elements of humour that the stanley parable had of meta and “the player” (chat) vs “the narrator” (doug) which obviously makes perfect sense because theyre fucking brothers so they both naturally have that sense of humour
the broom closet and by extension all of the stanley parable is so doug doug humour due to the fact that the writer of stanley parable is his fucking brother
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karlnaping · 4 years ago
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// ranboo situation
im gonna say this as as my opinion and lesbians feel free to drop your opinions bc im curious about what the rest of you think too
if you havent yet heard about ranboos apolgoy, he basically was apologizing for screenshots of his discord back in october when he joked about being a "lesbian himbo man" and generally being told that he dresses like a lesbian
now, as a lesbian i was originally very confused about why he was apologizing, and it's because that joke came from lesbians. same with the "cant believe tommys a lesbian" clip and people calling george a cottagecore lesbian with his mushroom house. it was a very popular joke among lesbians at the time, and obviously its almost impossible to know if a chat member or a dono is coming from a lesbian, but in the situation that it is or generally lesbians making the joke, i feel like its fair game for streamers to play along/repeat it, because for the most part lesbians arent uncomfortable abt it because they were the ones who started it
obviously, the issue is when non-lesbians start to make the joke. because i do get the "dont enforce lesbian stereotypes/use them as an aesthetic/make them the butt of jokes" when it comes to non-lesbians, which is the same for like,,, any sexuality really. (for any lesbians, tho, feel free to make the joke because you Are allowed to)
the issue is that mcyttwt and the fandom in general just keeps coming back to digging up old clips and screenshots over and over again even though we keep saying stop, and its always a minority that doesnt actually affect them. (90% sure the person who first brought up the screenshot wasnt even lesbian) this happened with the karl situation, despite it being obvious that he changed and obviously doesnt support any form of antisemitism/homophibia/racism. ranboos situation may seem a little bit different because it was only 6 months ago, but even still, ranboo caught himself and deleted the screenshots a While before they were brought up recently. he's been nothing but supportive to the entire lgbtq+ community, of course he's not going to be lesphobic. (personally i dont even consider the comments lesphobic, bc again, popular joke at the time, but to each their own) literally all youre achieving is reminding minorities that sometimes people suck.
at the same time though, people change, which is why bringing up screenshots and clips that dont reflect who ccs are anymore is just ridiculous at this point imo
i also think its different sexuality-wise compared to jokes about race or religion because unlike race which you can see right away, or typical religious indicators, sexuality isnt something that can exactly be defined unless verbally being told. like a lot of people say, youre white before youre anything else. thats not something that you can hide. (again, saying this as a white lesbian, so lmk if im out of line for this. also not trying to say that lgbtq+ oppression isnt real, relevant, or severe)
i will say, although i personally believe the apology was unnecessary and just kind of annoying that mcyttwt does this like once a month (i say as a member of mcyttwt), im glad he owned up to something and told people to both not say he did anything wrong because he Did make a mistake, telling people its ok and understandable if they dont support him anymore/he wont be mad, as well as turn off chat and ask people to not accept the apology if theyre not lesbian, as well as make multiple tweets about it. i think going forward in the event that a cc DOES make that kind of mistake and its ACTUALLY recent and not an old screensh, if they choose to address it on stream this should be the standard
and thats not to say that its not valid if it did make you uncomfortable if you are lesbian because no lesbian is the same nor have the same experiences. so however you choose to take the situation/his apology is up to you.
tl;dr i personally accept ranboo's apology as a lesbian even though i think it wasn't rly necessary bc he was just repeating a joke that lesbians had already made (as well as one i personally do not find offensive) and we should once again stop bringing up old screenshots and clips from ccs if they dont reflect their opinions anymore, ESPECIALLY if its a minority group youre not in because its not actually helping anyone. i do think his apology was well executed tho for being on stream and should be the standard for the future.
at the end of the day, watch who you wanna watch, support who you wanna support, just dont speak over minority groups, bring up old stuff thats not relevant to any minority group youre in, or accept apolgies if youre not apart of the affected minority group
feel free to yell at me, this is just my opinion. lesbians lmk y'alls takes
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ofstarsandvibranium · 4 years ago
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Cuddles and Quick Kills
Fandom: Marvel (Twitch Streamer/Gamer AU)
Pairing: Chubby!Bucky x GN!Reader
As requested by anonymous: Think you can give us some more Twitch Streamer! Chubby! Bucky? Pretty please? It makes me so happy to read! + other anon request:  chubby!gamer!buck mayhaps? maybe hes streaming (among us maybe) and reader keeps popping in out of view asking if he wants anything or if hes hungry or oh my god bucky look at this picture of two cats! theyre cuddling! its us! and then she really wants to cuddle and she doesnt say it but he know so he turns off his camera just so she can sit on his lap maybe? and just very fluffy if like u could? i like wrote it all out lmao im sorry but if you could write this i will give you my first born :)
A/N: no first borns are necessary to read this fic lol. also this is a lil different from the first request. and this is very sweet and precious. 
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You had finished your streaming for the day. Bucky, being the great partner that he is, provided the food and drinks during your stream while he did things around the apartment. Now that Bucky had begun his streaming for tonight, you figured it was now your turn to be the loving and caring partner that you are. 
Thirty minutes into Bucky’s streaming, you hear him yelling as he’s debating with his discord friend group about who the imposter is. You figured since he’s talking and yelling a lot, he might need some water. So you grab two water bottles from the fridge and head to the streaming room. 
You slowly open the door and peek in. You see the side of Bucky’s face being illuminated by the lighting on his gaming desk. You quietly creep in, trying not to break his focus. You reach out, sliding one water bottle onto his desk. Your efforts to remain quiet and unseen are obviously a failure because Bucky immediately turns to you. 
“Hi, Baby Love,” he greets you with his nickname for you and one of your favorites. He pulls you in for a quick kiss and holds your hand that’s still grasping the other water bottle, “Thank you. You’re too sweet on me, darling.”
You cup his face and murmur, “You do the same for me, honey bun.” you peck his lips again and point to his monitor, “Also, you just got killed.”
Bucky whips his head to his screen and cries out, “Aw man! Not again!”
You snicker, “Sorry for distracting you.”
He shrugs, “It’s okay, you’re the best kind of distraction. You wanna stay?”
You shake your head, “No. I’ll let you enjoy your time with viewers. Might come back later with snacks?”
“Door’s always open for you, Baby Love!” he calls out as you exit the room. 
Another thirty minutes go by and you made Bucky a tray of snacks he could eat as he continues to stream. There’s fruit, chips, cookies, trail mix, and beef jerky. A wide variety of choices for your partner to choose from. 
Again, you creep into the streaming room and set the tray of food onto his desk and Bucky beams at you, “Aaawww, looove! Thank you!” you can hear his friends asking questions from his headphones and he replies, “Guys, Y/N made me a try of snacks for me to eat while I play! Aren’t they the sweetest?” he holds up the tray to the camera and he sees people replying in the twitch stream chat.
You giggled as Bucky wrapped an arm around you and pulled you in for a side hug, “Thanks, Baby Love.”
“You’re welcome. I’ll leave you to it-”
“Stay this time, please?”
You can hear his friends making fun of him, specifically Sam making gagging noises. You snicker and said, “Sure, just to piss off Sam.”
Bucky chuckles and replies, “Atta, love! You wanna pull up a chair or-”
You shake your head, “I’ll sit on the couch, it’s okay.”
“Positive.” you move to the back of the room where the couch lays, facing Bucky. You sit down and pull out your phone, somewhat listening to Bucky playing and also paying attention to the stuff you’re scrolling through. 
You then see a picture come up on instagram of two adorable kitties cuddling. You and Bucky both love cats so you clearly have to show him this. You get up and walk over to him, tapping his shoulder and holding out his phone, “Hon Bun, look at these kitties cuddling. They’re like us!”
Bucky looks at the picture and smiles, “Aaaww! That’s so cute!” he takes your phone to show the camera, “Look at these babies guys. I can’t wait to get some of our own one day!” He hands you back your phone and you turn to leave but he catches you, “Stay.”
“Hon, I’m right-”
Bucky pushes back in his chair and pats his lap, “Stay? Please?” he’s look at you with those blue eyes you fell in love with and you sigh. Knowing he’s won, Bucky smiles and then he says, “Alright. I’m gonna turn off the camera for a bit because I don’t want you guys to see how disgusting sweet we can get.” he turns off his camera and leans back in his chair, allowing you to sit on him, your legs draping off the side of his legs. You rest your head in the crook of his neck and you sigh in content. 
You proceed to watch Bucky play while you cuddle with him. You even try to help him figure out who the imposter might be, his friends screaming in his ear. 
You giggle as he continues to play, even cheering him on when he’s the imposter. You always admired his tact and ability to make some quick kills without being seen. 
At one point of the game, Bucky kisses your head and murmurs, “Love you, Baby Love.”
You smile to yourself when you reply, “I love you too, honey bun.”
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shoezuki · 4 years ago
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do you mind me asking what happened?
Karl has been likw. Ok not 'exposed' but essentially it was found he associates (possibly Paat Tense?) With a streamer named ice poseidon. This guy is a racist person in the most explicilty horrible way. In looking into him theres literal streams he's done of harassing and attacking black people on the streets, getting a rise of them so he can call the cops on them. Like much more along with saying racial slurs and other things i hadnt seen confirmed but. Literally a white supremacist. And both chatlogs of karl being in his streams was found And actual videos of karl WITH ice poseidon in person.
There was also a clip of him on mizkif's stream using the Cx emote and trihard, Cx being a face w a big nose, and trihard i Think has gathered racial connotations as its used in ice poseidon chats and other shithead's chats when theyre like. Being racist assholes. Although im not sure on that one and from what i saw he said it was like. The Big Nose joke and saw ppl saying it could be interpreted either as antisemitic cuz 'big nose' jokes Are antisemitic, or that its against black ppl. But i am not entirely clear on that one and the clip i watched was weird so im not sure
BUT ANYWAYS iwas specifically talkin bout his apology cuz threads @ing him been comin out ofc, and right today he jumped onto stream to talk bout it. It like. Obviously i have no grounds to 'accept' it cuz those aint me but i am capable of saying the apology sucked xbalsgsis. Like. Very anxious and scattered, it was so hard to really digest what he was saying, only passively mentioned the streamer he associated woth once. Didnt ever actually really Say what he did or give context to who ice poseidon was. Frankly there genuinely was no way to know what he was eben addressing if you hadnt seen the threads on twitter. I watched the videos and had NO clue i had to go look up threads. Qlso word choices were weird in terms of sayong the streamer like is 'considered racist' and such or soemthing like that but if thata due to rushing himself idk
Basically: he rushed an apology without really gathering his thoughts Or determining how to convey what he wanted to say Properly, so its jus fundamentally. P shit. Regardless of if he genuinely was apologetic Which i felt in a way, it jus. Was not well formulated cuz he prioritized Getting Rid of it and addressin as quick as possible over a well spoken and thought out apology
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yeetbean · 3 years ago
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Tell us more about your ocs!
hehehe wellll since youve enabled me :3 :3
Olivia and Wade are childhood best friends, and Olivia was at his house more than her own, and she's part of his family basically. They've always planned on living together, even if/when they both get partners.
Olivia is a tentacle porn artist, and predictably makes bank doing that. Wade works at a sports bar th/f/s, a gay bar sunday (superbear sunday anyone?), and teaches a knitting class at Joann's after their shift on monday/tuesdays. He needs a break.
they are both burning themselves out and WILL be forced to stop doing that.
Wade has self esteem issues and dates men who don't value him, because hes a total sweetheart and lets people walk all over him. Someone sends him a video of his boyfriend shit talking him at a party and its a big wake up call that he deserves better.
Olivia lets work consume her and will ghost people for months and then just pop up one day like nothing has changed. She holds all her girlfriends at arm's length, and her longest off again/on again girlfriend gets engaged, and Olivia realizes she has nothing, just Wade and a handful of people that don't want to talk to her because she never wants to talk to them except for a bootycall at 2am every six months when she's overwhelmed by life and needs to vent.
This happens to coincide with her taking a contract that doesn't pay enough and working her ass off for a high profile company and destroying her wrist for 3 months of work squeezed into one month. Tendonitis forces her to take a break and leave the house.
Andrea/Andie is a queer (she/they) indie game dev and streamer/speedrunner. They're an ambulatory wheelchair user (disability tbd but im thinking heds? more research needed). Their main job is animation but they can also code. They work at a game dev studio but they're not out and she's obviously the only not cishet person on the team.
Andrea meets Wade at his sportsbar job when she gets stood up by a couple she's been seeing (a unicorn did not fix their relationship funnily enough) and they sit at the bar talking about knitting all night.
They knit poorly, and wade inspires them to try and get better at it. She signs up for a class and Surprise! its Wade again. this time they actually exchange info even though she's mortified that she accidentally ended up at his job again.
Wade makes them realize that none of their friends/partners actually care about their interest/what they say. all their interactions are just *buzzes about hyperfixation together* which is totally new to her.
Andie meets Olivia in a little queer cafe. There's one open outlet and they share it in silence! just comfortably working until Olivia gets frustrated with Blender, and Andie happens to know the magic keyboard shortcut that fixes her problem, and they hit it off immediately! Andie is avoiding the fact that she has no friends and Olivia is avoiding the fact that she shouldn't be working until her wrist heals, so she's more than happy to listen to Andie infodump about how blender works for an hour and neither of them get any work done for the rest of the day.
Their relationships go on for months (slow burn my beloved) and somehow Wade and Olivia never catch on to the fact that his Andrea is Her Andie despite them being best friends who talk about everything, and both of them knowing they need a wheelchair. They're just. blind idiots in love.
Andie comes over often (when one or the other is at work) and minds her business. she figures that if there were parts of her relationship w the other they wanted to share, then olivia and wade probably already told the other already. Andie doesn't know that they don't realize it, and she finds it very very funny when the reveal happens.
i could write so much! but I'll stick to summarizing and wont get into the nitty gritty character arc details (theyre delicious these people have issues!). but suffice it to say they will come out the other side healthier happier people.
also olivia is a stoner w a little chihuahua that looks like a rat that she loves. Wade has 3 (nearly identical) cats that they claim is only 1 cat to the landlord (bc fuck pet rent)
Andie has a pet snake! probably a hognose because i love them they're little cuties w their little shovel faces :3 :3
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sanshine · 3 years ago
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biba my beloved i saw you say you're playing elden ring and obsessed!!!! uwu i have to know what you think and all that bc im playing as well and fromsoft games are my absolute favorites ❤️_❤️
AHHHH YES MY BELOVED I SPEND ALL MY FREE TIME ON THAT GAME AT THIS POINT DHVBHBVHSDB okay idk how much of a rant you want here JHFBVHSBV bc i could go on forever but here we go
so i was never into fromsoft games rly dsjvbsdhbvhsv obviously i had heard of dark souls bc those games are notorious for their difficulty and if you play video games there's a good chance you've heard of them at some point djvbsdhvb so when elden ring came out i cant say i was particularly hyped for it at all? jhvbshdvb i really only started watching it bc that was around the time i was dying of covid lmao and didnt have energy to do much and all my fave streamers started playing it and idk i told myself i'd give watching it a chance and despite it being confusing as hellllllllll bc i have no experience with FS games, i got really into it??? sdvhbshdbv it kinda came gradually but i think my interest peaked when one of my fave streamers spent 4.5 hours on radahn HDSBVBSJVHBS and i watched the whole stream rooting for him lmao and idk it was just really enjoyable sdhvbhsdbv and ever since then i've kinda been watching it every day and here we are, led to me being obsessed jsfvbshdvbshvb but the funny part is that originally i bought the dark souls trilogy instead of elden ring bc it was cheaper lmao and i told myself i'd play elden ring once the hype dies down and once it goes on for cheaper but...... ended with me having both the trilogy AND elden ring JHBVHSBDHVB
i played dark souls first but right now am stuck at those bell gargoyles >:( i know how to beat them and what to do, i just panic a lot and then make mistakes shdvhdbv as for elden ring im surprisingly fucking good at it????? like i really dont mean to brag but sdjvbhsdvb i had no prior experience with these games right and i KNOW theyre supposed to be difficult as hell but margit and godrick both took me like half an hour to beat, radahn took me 11 tries to beat (bc i kept track bc i expected that fight to be a challenge jdbvhsdvb), the most trouble i've had so far was with rennala but even she ended up dying after 1.5 hours hfvbsdbvhds (meanwhile my streamer spent 4.5 on radahn alone i'll never forget that) and with how much people keep mentioning that fromsoft games are difficult as shit i really just expected to have a MUCH harder time vhsbdhvbshdv so far dark souls has been tough but elden ring? really not as much sdvhbhdsbv
but like i said elden ring is my reason to live right now HSDBVHSBD i only got the game on thursday evening but i spent friday saturday and sunday playing the fuck out of that game for 11 hours every day LMAO i think the last time i was THIS invested in a game was with final fantasy 15 back in 2018 and even then i dont think i ever played it for this long for 3 days straight 😭😭 and you bet im gona do the same thing again once the weekend starts HSDVHSBDHVB
ANYWAY!!!!!!!! how do you as a fan of the souls games like the game?? i know the hype mustve been insaneeeeeeee im really curious about your opinion too, please fangirl with me sdvbshdbvsdbvhsdbv <33333333333
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gaymooshroom-archive · 3 years ago
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SO TRUE actaulyyy u are such a good blog i love feral boys and sbi/bench equally and i watch them both and theyre allfriends so WHY CANT WE BE it honestly makes me so sad how much hostility and negativity there is between the groups on tumblr but ur blog is so so cool because you’re so positive and just always have fun stuff about all of them and i appreciate u marg leftistgnf lots :))
first of all ty <3 <3 <3 and secondly i agree... i think All our streamers are friends and while preferences are obviously fine it is silly how some ppl are so needlessly cruel to the ""other side"" (which isnt even rlly a thing)
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