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starburr · 1 month ago

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Sometimes, it's okay to antagonize one of your older sister's spouses even far into the future. Beef so voluminous it would give you a heart attack if you carved a slice off.

#zeth's ramblings #amphibia #shittily edited ik #memes ig #idk #sasha waybright #sprig plantar #technically sprig boonchuy too #genderfluid sasha waybright #hc #headcanons #sashannarcy #implied #well #more directly sashanne here #but still #theyre all married #all a package deal as per my last horrible meme #whiteboy waybright

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valtsv · 1 year ago

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are we still doing this because i have a late submission

#🐉#this is less about fan content and more about that awful lazy one size fits all #'10 years later theyre happily married with a cute little nuclear family' trope #because ive read some genuinely incredible fics about characters who would Not fucking have kids #ending up with accidental pregnancy scares or child acquisitions that get treated with all the nuance #and thoughtful handling they deserve #but also. i reread one of my favourite fics yesterday and when one character jokingly brought up the idea of children #and the other reacted with genuine visceral disgust and said what hideously awful parents theyd be #i lit up like a fucking christmas tree

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gingernails · 1 year ago

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It makes me unfathomably angry that my coworkers want my friend to come to work because they think she's hot

#THEYRE ALL MARRIED

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lucabyte · 3 months ago

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monologue

#they said i couldnt have a worse speech bubbles to image ratio and i said 'bet?'#isat spoilers #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #two hats spoilers #isat #lucabyteart #sifloop #not rlly but it gets the tag in case ppl r backscrolling my tags on my blog for some reason #anyway this dialogue has been kicking around in my files for about 2 months as it is known to do & i wanted to play with typesetting #'write a fic if you like words so much' absolutely not . what if it was pictures instead. and also i wanted an excuse 2 loop gradient #but yeah uhhhh this is very . very loosely the result of me thinking about the 'island is trapped in the fucking future' theory.#like if so. would it just like. reappear. when the rest of the world catches up w where it was stuck in time. like . 20 more years on.#and thus the q: god wait at what point would sif be older than the age they last knew their parents to be. theyre nearly 30 now so like.#you can see my logical path thru these thoughts yes? anyway i think its fun when these two put their braincells together to realise #the horrors. and kind of exclusively the horrors. wahoo!!!#anyway food for thought re: island reappears and to the islanders it's not been any time at all. but its been like 30 years for the rest #fuck do you do: your boy returns 30 years older plus a family (maybe even a child) and minus . a fucking eye.#also theres a fucking angel with them? update. thats also your boy what the fuck. wait fym theyre married. hold on. wait--

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eleadore · 4 days ago

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clerestory by @yiiiiiiiikes25 and victory lap by anonymous have got me on the theyrrrrrre married kick

#guess what..... theyr marrie #my art #drarry #drarry fanart #harry uses the ring like a fidget spinner #draco's is visible at all times his hand doesnt need to be held in front of your face like that but there it is

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uo6ep · 14 days ago

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men in black jayvik ???

#arcane #viktor #jayce talis #jayvik #au #men in black #mib #rewatched recently and idk i like these movies a lot theyre so fun #art #viktor is trans. its not relevant to the drawing but he is #anyways according to s2 ending All aus of them are canon as long as theyre married so i might transport them to more places just for fun #bc i love them a lot lets Goooo

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d4ydream-girl · 9 months ago

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comments from smosh cast + crew on shourtney's wedding post!!

ft. mythical, thomas sanders, macdoesit, and www.chess.com?? lol

#courtney miller #shayne topp #smosh #shourtney wedding #shourtney #smoshblr #if i missed comments... umm im not going thru those comments again i cant think straight #thought it was funny how some of the smosh gang are also acting confused in the comments AS IF THEYRE NOT IN ON IT #theyre REALLYYY selling it if its just a prank #real or not i KNOW they were all laughing around the office abt this #the battle btw angela damien and sarah trying to get first LMAO #this day is going to go down in smosh history as the day the the fandom broke #tbh real or not im just really impressed with this whole thing #even if im dying for answers #head vs heart ykwim #“guys its literally april fools” vs “guys theyre literally married now”#now watch me try to tag as many ppls names as i can TT #angela giarratana #chanse mccrary #amanda lehan canto #anthony padilla #damien haas #sarah whittle #arasha lalani #noah grossman #olivia sui #trevor evarts #tommy bowe #ian hecox #spencer agnew

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tsukk1 · 3 months ago

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new frogs jersey

#my art #everyone give it up for YAMAGUCHI KEI #yeah theyre MARRIED #(falls to my knees and dies)#haikyuu #tsukishima kei #or shud i say #yamaguchi kei #tsukishima #tsukkiyama #sendai frogs #i captioned this as new jersey on twitter and didnt fucking realize at ALL that its….#the name of the city.. like omg it didnt register at all #probably bc i was half asleep when i posted it but whatever #IT IS WHAT IT IS #i love being delusional 😍

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cerubean · 7 months ago

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johnny zest but he goes by john landgraab and hasn't dropped out of college and been disowned yet and is also arranged to be married to dina caliente

#he;s an angel no one can tell me otherwise #ts4 gameplay #the sims 4 #simblr #s4mm #ts4 #s #sims 4 #nothing brings me more joy than working on my personal save like it feels so fun and rewarding reimagining the premades and-#placing all my favorite lots and just playing whatever household whenver i feel like it?? it;s so fun!!!#the engagement to dina came to me in a brain blast idk i just liked the idea the more i thought abt its prob not lore accurate tho? wtv #i imagine they grew up together nd are childhood friends so theyre not marrying for live EXCEPT dina has a huge crush on john AAAAA-#so shes def more into this arrangement than he is!!

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thesadisticsiren · 1 month ago

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I need more content of Shen Qingqiu and Mobei Jun becoming ... not QUITE friends, but once Mobei Jun understands that Shen Qingqiu is NOT flirting with his husband I think they could vibe?

Them just sitting in a room quietly for an hour because binghe had some demon clan to deal with so shen qingqiu was gonna visit airplane bro but hes caught up with finalizing some trade agreement documents. Neither says more than 5 words total the whole time and both would consider it a pleasant interaction.

They could bond over having a scarily competent spouse who can burst into tears on command. And Binghe could approve of this 'friendship' because mobei clearly isn't going to attempt to steal shizun because he's got his OWN peaklord he's in love with. Idk what Shang Qinghua would get out of this but like I think he'd approve.

Also I'm just saying sqh and lbh have a type as well, and it's ice faced beautiful men who internally love so much they don't know how to express it

Do you see my vision.

#like i know they have a rocky start with the confrence attack and such but give it a few years #but im kind of sick of mobei hating sqq for him hitting sqh He hit him ONCE Canonically!!!#like obviously sqq isnt wifebeaming mobei jun but sqq is generally kind and is sqh's friend and if mobei had human questions he couldnt go #to sqh for than Sqq is a SCHOLAR! and reasonable who married a demon so clearly wont have issue answering them #do i think they'd be besties? no not at all #but they must have SOME dynamic theyre married to the others boss/graphpaper son #and i like to think it's cordiual and vaguely friendly #svsss #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #mobei jun

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werepuppy-steve · 9 months ago

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married steddie but they don't live a super lavish life. they're dirt poor, living in a small house at the end of a dead end road that they rent off one of wayne's buddies. steve's a manager at walmart along with robin. eddie's main job is welding but he also does tattooing on the side, so they host a lot of tattoo parties for their friends every other weekend.

there's music and beer and laughing. eddie always asks steve, "you want a new one, baby?" bc all of steve's tattoos have been done by eddie. he won’t let anyone else near him with a gun. eddie doesn’t give him giant ones, only ones that take up a small-ish patch of skin.

inevitably, there's always teasing from their friends. "we gotta pay for ours, how come you ain't charging him, huh?"

to which steve answers, after snagging eddie's beer from his hand and taking a swig and winking, "oh, don't worry, i'll pay him later tonight."

their friends hoot and holler at eddie's flustered grin as steve smacks a kiss to his cheek.

#eddie's payment is steve dragging him to their bedroom and sucking his dick while their friends are still in the living room #they fuck a lil too and that gets them even more teasing when they come back all flushed and sweaty #cj talks #steddie #married steddie #kinda wanna make a verse about this #trans steve letting eddie fuck his pussy on the couch in front of everyone #theyre not allowed to touch him #only watch as eddie spreads him open and makes him sing so pretty on his cock

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dhmis-autism · 4 months ago

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been thinking about them lately ok

#lots of doodles ok these arent even close to finished and never will be #dhmis humanizations #dhmis duck #dhmis yellow guy #dhmis red guy #dhmis #anyways. i think rgs crush on duck is insaene in general i think its WORSE WHEN THEYRE HUMAN #i also think its really fucking funny #obsessed with this tiny balding little man who is Mean To Me #hes like a kid who would get bullied in high school to me #like idk. theyre da same to me in human au. which i suppose this is an au even tho im just trying to translate them as closely as i can #in my heart theyre still in the pink house #this is not like the apartments au to me at all. so to me the dynamic is still the same #and for those of u who dont remember that dynamic is RG being down bad for duck bc he WEIRDLY is godbless. but also insanely evasive and sh #and duck does not act like anything is happening between them but also in his head theyve been married for 30 years. but its obvious to him #so he doesnt feel the need to say anything duh.#and if he ever brought it up it would be a best friend debate again #'you think IM your husband?!?!' of course you are !! :] 'IM NOT. YOUR HUSBAND !! YOU DONT HAVE A HUSBAND!!'

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gunstellations · 1 year ago

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a little family

#buddy daddies #my art #doodles #sometimes a family is an two misfit assassins and the daughter of the guy you offed and thats a okay #but lets not talk about that #we love healing in this house and how do you heal if not after suffering #reis journey through depression and kazukis journey through grief #what 1 little girl does to a man #its 5 am all i can offer are doodles but i love them very much #i know we do reasonably get to call them cowards for not making it gay (esp at the end bc come on)#but i do love whatever relationship they have going becuase theyre just. Thats marriage babe....#theyre not going to be doing any dating with that committment that is the most domestic ass setting ive ever seen #everyone and their mother assumes theyre married/dating and doesnt even question it because theres NO QUESTION T O ASK #only the people involved apparently dont know theyre married #ok nvm they were cowards for not making it gay. but again. theyre clearly married your honor. theyre just a little stupid

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razberrypuck · 6 months ago

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one universal trait the tidestriders share is that they are fucking HORRIFYING when angry and/or incredibly passionate about something. this is only explicitly canon to finn and gillion but I know in my heart edyn and her parents are the same (heavy emphasis on edyn.) they're all also autistic but that's besides the point

#none of them are particularly angry people and it usually takes a lot to get them to that point but when theyre THERE. oof.#they all have different flavors of angry i should note #as long as you have the last name “tidestrider” this applies btw. doesnt matter if you married in or were adopted or whatever #this is a trait passed on through every generation of tidestrider in the family <3 these fish are Scary #jrwi riptide #jrwi #gillion tidestrider #edyn tidestrider #finn tidestrider #reed tidestrider #falyn zomezath

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nethnad · 1 year ago

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watching nuwho and then classic who depictions of the master is so funny you have ten going "i know him... i could detect him anywhere if he was on earth...." and then in the sea devils the master is just meandering around the same building complex as the doctor and it takes jo looking out the window and going "WAIT A SECOND" for him to even notice he's there. bestie your husband is committing crimes as we speak ignore the golf guy for 3 seconds maybe

#the scene where trenchard is going on abt the golf tournament to stall for time and the doctor and jo just look so exasperated... same #they dont even know hes working with the master at that point theyre just sick of hearing abt golf LMAO #anyways building up a new theory in which threegado is basically married but isnt actually #and the whole 'detecting anywhere' is bc thoschei decided to get hitched mid time war so theyd have next of kin arrangements or something #otherwise. all the doctors shit goes to brax :/// he'd just make the tardis a museum piece again #dw #threegado #doctor who #thoschei #third doctor #delgado!master

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littlelightfish · 9 months ago

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Mr. & Mrs. Folke

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