#theyre actually stupid

[knbposting]

crying over this aokaga fanart im doing because these stupid idiots think theyre in a SECRET relationship and their friends all have to pretend not to know because they're both too shy and or embarrassed and or private to admit to it

[local-apollo-kid]

Crowley then proceeded to crash the Bentley out of surprise and walk (read:sulk) back to Azi's bookshop with it following him to get Azi to miracle the Bentley back to normal

It’s bound to happen, and you know it.

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

[rickyyysaurus]

[koobiie]

i love boys in a car simulator

the first pic is a redraw of an in-game selfie! here's the original:

[mummer]

rhaenyra outsourcing motherhood to rhaena and assigning her that passive feminine role was REALLY interesting….. rhaenyra as a character is at her most fascinating when she is forced to navigate and ultimately perpetuate the gendered structures she despises and wishes she could transcend— the seeds of her tragedy already sewn here. just great character work

[puppyeared]

(guy who has never played cotl) haha au time

[mamawasatesttube]

"the bats could take down supers despite the supers being way more powerful than them because they are weak to kryptonite!!!" oh really? mhm, right, that's nice. hey, do you know what the bats are weak to? here is a brief, nonexhaustive list: bullets, bombs, swords, crossbow bolts, arrows, crowbars, bombs, grenades, being slammed into pavement at high velocities, drowning, asphyxiation, and i haven't even gotten into the frost breath, laser eyes, ttk in one case, etc. ...

[lemongogo]

they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think

[i-mode]

screencaps for fun

[horribluh]

zosan modern au where theyre in the just talking phase and its still very will they wont they, sexual tension, homoerotic spars etc. all in all things r going great! but theres one problem. sanji keeps inviting zoro to things and zoro always comes but hes always late! talk about mixed messages! is he just not that interested? is the reason zoros always late bc he has to force himself to come? is sanji not hot???? sanji is always 5 minutes away from breaking up the situationship

zoro is obviously late all the time bc he has chronic bad at directions disease but like hell he's gonna admit that. zoro will show up 2 hours late with the shittiest excuses that he thinks works bc hes dumb as hell and can only process that sanji is like so pretty. in zoros brain they will have a spring wedding.

sanji meanwhile is like, full on angsting bc he has not caught on that zoro is so gay he gets lost walking in a straight line.

i think nami exposes zoro and then zosan will fight about it (and kiss)

edit: zoro could also just fully tell the "truth"

"they must have changed it since i was last here" but theyre meeting at like a park, or "this place was impossible to find!" and its like on the main street, etc

and sanji just thinks hes lying but no...

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[wispforever]

thought this part in akatsuki hiden was pretty funny

[burritowitch]

you ever get bored and make slideshows about why your blorbos should not be removed from each other. neither do i haha

[elfcollector]

I feel ill. All the fools and villains who ever fell for my ploys, they're — they're here!