#theyd be friends- homies if you will.

[sequs-art-box]

I can finally share these drawings XD

Mr. Becker belongs to @ghxstlly !

[ave661]

Hi this is quite a story to tell but i have followed you for quite a while and have used one of your Ghost and Konig renders as my whatsapp chat background for some time cause its hella cool. And because of that, everytime i send screenshots of any chat to one of my friends, all thats visible for some reason among the chat boxes is their crotches on the bottom lmaoo so it became a long inside joke among me and my homies because of how often theyd see that specific part of the wallpaper very clearly every single time. So on my birthday one of my friends gifts for me was a literal framed cropped photo of their crotches from that render (which i hope is okay, its very obviously for personal use) as a lil joke and i thought it was very funny and that i should share it with THE actual 661ave. So thats the story of how Ghosts and Konigs bulges from a 661ave render keep me company while im gaming 👍🏻 thank u

LMAO THIS IS SO FUNNY BYYEEEE

I'm glad that "my" bulges keep you company and watch your every single step ahsjashahjsa

i swear to god messages like these are the best thing that can happen to me i love them asahshajhjs THANK YOU♥

[hunter-husky]

Adultington

Q:Your Recent Pic of Kit made my mind spiral in a thought experiment of Beary and Kit being really tight homies probably both kinda similar reminiscing about they're life with they're bear heroes maybe they even start they're own little band but I definitely see them hanging out, gaming or having a spare in the ring! I just know Kit always Hypes up Beary on point Sora Impression anyways just wondering if you ever had the same thought? A: I have! I've always wondered if I wanted them to meet as kids or adults but then id have to design an adult beary... I think theyd be friends for sure

[kozakuwas]

bro kagepro illness also hitting me so hard rn. i mean, ALWAYS. im always very ill but rn... I FEEL SICK!! anyways. lets join our forces. harutaka and kidomomo. tell me abt them <3 anything u want <3 do u think theyd go on double dates <3 i think kido&takane make a good duo cuz Music buddies and kido is honestly pleasantly surprised to see who they know as ene act very normal for once. they're like i thought ene was batshit insane. and takane's like No i am. but i can also be normal<3 and haruka&momo have little art clubs :3 momo is haruka's first job methinks. as like art lessons. very early str haruka's picking himself up and etc etc and momo's like HI. DRAW WITH ME and keeps insisting to pay him and he's like IM NOT A PROFESIONAL U DONT GOTTA PAY ME ALSO UR A FRIEND but momo's like ratio+i have money+u need money+IM PAYING YOU. erm. sorry that was weird im normal. i swear i was just gonna ask a question not go insane on ur askbox. TELL ME ABT HARUTAKA AND KIDOMOMO:3

AUGH 💥💥 i can absolutely see kido and takane hanging out, and the haruka and momo hangout thing reminds me of my fav kdmm fic where haruka was momo's wingman who got her to finally confess to kido. ough... god haruka teaching momo how to draw is smthn ive had in mind for SO LONG. like them drawing and haruka giving momo both art and dating advice. they're buddies post str. i just know it bugs the hell out of shintaro that his sister has gotten so close with his homie too, but he still prefers that than her hanging with takane (he thinks she's a bit of a bad influence. he does not need his sister turning into takane 2). ALSO IMAGINE MOMO DOING HARUKA'S MAKEUP. girls night <3

anyways back to kido and takane. yes they would get along great i feel, like them sharing their music recs!! kido recommending some radiohead while takane recommends the most skull shattering heavy metal songs ever. and also takane gives kido relationship advice too. like whenever ayano gives kido advice takane comes in after she leaves like "hey, all of that she just told you? Forget It. anyways..." (sorry ayano but we dont need kidomomo becoming like. you and shintaro </3)

and i just think kido and takane would just. sit in kido's room and just talk and Vibe, y'know? like takane is the best to have a convo with and yes its refreshing for kido to finally see takane's more normal side

and HRTK KDMM DOUBLE DATE SO REAL AND TRUE. momo and takane are already like this 🤞so it gives haruka and kido an opportunity to know each other better (their partners are also enjoying seeing them get along too) and ooh imagine them going to an arcade for a double date. kido and takane headphone actor rematch no powers involved. takane fucking SMOKES kido. didnt give them a chance to breathe lmao. meanwhile momo and haruka are trying to win every plushie in the crane machine. hrtk and kdmm end up going home each with like 7 plushies. the end ❤️

bonus-

kido: why does takane call you babygirl

haruka why does momo call you babygirl

kido:

haruka:

sorry if this post isnt organized but none of my posts are lol. also UR KAGEPRO MADNESS IS ALWAYS WELCOME IN MY INBOX WE ARE ALL INSANE HERE ON KAGETUMBLR 💥💥

[blinky-skyd]

ty ilu mwah

nylon started out as my splatsona in splatoon 2, based on the bangs cut that i usually used & my favorite outfit in game, sneaky beanie, takoroka nylon vintage, mint drakoniks. still slaps, waiting for all the gear to come back to s3😭 they were kinda a blank slate for a while since i didnt know what to do w them. but since theyre a sona i get to unload whatever personal bullshit on them! when i first started playing splatoon i got obsessed quickly w salmon run (still am) but also grizzco as a whole, i LOVED the mystery and shadyness and grungy atmosphere of it all. i tried to do something w that for a really long time (bout a year) but now its just an alternate universe thing. i tried to make alternations but. clare from fleabag voice ITS UNSALVAGABLE. um so au it is.

anyw the more ive developed them the more theyve kinda become their own character. they have the usual rough childhood, gets into messy bs and toxic friend groups as a teenager, gets kicked out at 18, goes from shitty job to shitty job, theyre just a depressed mfer! they love getting high and getting some. theyd rather die than get close to people or form meaningful bonds. they simultaneously think theyre hot shit and the worst. eyebags galore. oh yeah they could commit war crimes given any good reason (not morally) but otherwise theyre lazy. they have good music taste but also have a selection of sad songs they listen to when the homies arent around. she loves judd the cat. when they were a kid they begged their parents for ages to get a pet spider (are tarantulas canon in splatoon idk). they got it btw (named blaze) their parents were Not happy. theyve drunkenly passed out in public an embarrasing amount of times. she rates her hookups in her notes app, divided into categories even. she hasnt had a healthy meal in months. she doesnt know what a mental health is. she has one of those “damn bitch you live like this” rooms full of empty cans. she can play the piano and knows minecraft songs. they have double the daddy issues. theyre eerily similar to jessie pinkman from breakind bad but /j. they act tough & pretend they dont like physical affection cus they dont wanna admit they need a hug. idk how to talk abt ocs normally online i didnt even say basic info. theyre 22, nb purple or blue ink. ive coped w this bitch too much i owe them one. half of my sketchbook is filled w doodles of them

edit; now comes with a playlist and pinboard

[winderlylandchime]

1/2 And we are at 5x03 and he is excited to see Britin move in together….yeah… ‘i don’t understand in what world Brian would suck at filling up a club? Maybe the first day, sure BUT DAYS? Plural? Come on, they are making my baby boy look bad’ The groan that he let out when Mel and Linds came on screen is actually hilarious ngl. He was just dead silent and every time either of them would speak, he would just groan loudly. ‘Hold the fuck up, she’s now venting to Brian? What is he? The local therapist? Wow her hair is horrible. Nevermind, I guess he’s the local charity organization.’ And we are now at Justin/Ben/Mikey painting the house scene ‘Justin needs to paint a painting for Brian’s office. Why hasn’t he yet? (Ben mentions Britin getting a house) I highly doubt that will ever happen. I like the loft. Why is Justin so doubtful about it? See! Even Blondie knows the loft is better (ben says he needs to carry mikey in and justin says he wouldnt know what married people do) me and Justin are both gonna puke right now.’ ‘Why is Mike such a bitch? Also where the fuck is Hunter? Did he forget he has another kid? I will give my kidney up to get Brian and Justin back and not see this anymore’ Brian pops up on screen literally a second later ‘I’LL TAKE IT! They want to tear down the club for a gallery? WAIT *pauses ep* imagine a world where Brian is struggling with starting up his club like this and that someone who wants to tear it down for a gallery is Justin. Oh the hatred they’d have for each other, theyd fuck it out and be angry that theyre fucking, I should write scripts for movies. OH he said galleria not gallery. Never mind then but my idea still sounds dope. Brian looks so fucking pretty.’ The scene where Em is introduced as the Queer Guy is up *looks at his cast* ‘well this is feeling like an attack now. Why is everyone so rude to Emmett? Fuck them.’ ‘DEB IS LEAVING THE DINER?! Why? She’s retiring FOR A MAN? We aren’t worth all that. Why is blondie making me feel like he regrets being back in Pittsburgh?’ And we are finally getting some Britin and he got all happy finally ‘MY BOYS! FINALLY! (Brian hugs Justin from behind) AHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT HIM ALL AFFECTIONATE AND SHIT! Wait he dropped out again? Of course Bri Bri wants him to go back to school. Man, where was this 20 years ago? I feel like I would’ve actually graduated if I saw this and had 5 years of Brian telling me to go to school. *looks at me* dont tell dad. Of course Brian is offering him a job! Thatd be cute. Why am i having feelings over Justin putting away Brian’s suit? (The sunshine how did i scene is up!!!!) OH MY FUCKING GOD *pauses tv and slides down from the couch on the floor so he’s now sitting on the floor* no he fucking didn’t! I’m glad all three of us are aware of that!’ ‘Not Ted and Justin being Blondie Besties. Okay, Queer Guy let’s go Emy! Oh god this is bad. *covers up his face* this is so bad. What did they do to my Emmett? IS THAT ROSIE FUCKING O’DONNELL?! That was so bad. And youre telling me justin didn’t have a single joke?’ Rosie (i forgot her name) tells Deb that her husband caught her kissing her friend while making cinnamon buns ‘i can see how that makes a person wanna kiss a friend.. it’s homies supporting homies *forgets about the cast and tries to make a fist realizes it, so he makes a fist with his left arm* Ally…that was weak. I’m so sorry Rosie O’Donnell, you deserve better. I’m ashamed of this’ ‘oh Lindsay. She’s just as dumb as Michael. And that hair is still horrible’ ‘THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! I told you Brian would make Babylon insane but you thought I was dumb! The place is PACKED! Look at Blondie standing next to his man at his club. Supportive boyfriends. Wait the club is empty?! HE PAYED THEM? That’s actually smart. Did Blondie come up with this? I love this so much.‘ ‘YOU GO ROSIE O’DONNELL! Im confused why she’s here but you go girl!’ ‘THEY THINK EMMETT IS NOT QUEER ENOUGH?’ the scene cuts to the custody bullshit ‘did Mel forget that she also cheated? All three of them are so fucking stupid. OH LINDSAY IS A BITCH.’

Hold the fuck up, she’s now venting to Brian? What is he? The local therapist? Wow her hair is horrible. Nevermind, I guess he’s the local charity organization. YEAH he's the local therapist, charity organization, fundraiser, etc etc.

I HATE MIKEY AND BEN in this season with a passion. Ugh. And then they go roping Justin into their nonsense.

Yeah Emmy being the Queer Guy is going to make a lot of uncomfortable commentary about that show given your brother is a fan. Remind him that the original version of the show was not what it is today (I definitely watched it back then too, I won't lie)

Also can we have your brother write a fic where Justin wants to open a gallery in place of Babylon and it's an enemies-to-lovers fic? OMG Justin got sent to conversion therapy, comes back this uptight version of himself, wants to take down the big bad gay club and meets Brian and...

LBR your brother, at this point, would do anything BriBri asked him. ;) including go back to college.

The how did I scene is everything. These are the moments we need to survive this awful season.

And the Rosie O'Donnell plot line. I don't even know...

[sunstar121]

hehe kitty........ @doodledream

imagine going to help out ur friends fight for their country back and when u get home the anarchist that was kinda?? on your side has moved in next door, and later on he kinda inducts you into his secret society. how do you even react to that.

[I.D: Two pages of drawings of my dsmpsona. they are a pale orange cat hybrid with blue-green eyes, purple and brown hair, long claws, many piercings, and moles on their face. they wear a high-necked black tanktop, fur-lined brown jacket, black pants, black fingerless gloves, mukluks, gray toque, and a cloak that is coloured like a sunset. Labels in orange text on the first drawing reads: 'Chris Star / They/them / 17 • Pisces / Can talk to cats / Honorary Syndicate member / 9 lives / Orange cat hybrid / Lives in the tundra' As well as a small drawing of their cape.

The second page has an assortment of doodles: two cats (one black and white, the other siamese) labeled Webster and Mouse, a small comic of the Syndicate showing up at their door, and them nervously asking 'Can I help you??', them lying on the floor chatting with three cats, and a sketchy comic of them coming home after helping Pogtopia and seeing Technoblades cabin. A box labeled 'Misc Info' holds this text: '-huge gossip / -just wants to watch and not get involved / -wicked baker / -hehe kitty has nine lives....' and a list of their bros, including Phil, Ranboo, Techno, Niki, Tubbo, Ant, and Remy. end I.D]

[bluehairedspidey]

people like to talk about the human companions interacting but we all know what would really happen

Cass: *tries to hit on Gannon*

Gannon: I am Literally Homosexual

Cass, visibly uncomfortable: What? Oh. All right. Guess you’ve got a Legion outlook on things

Gannon: 

[inosukeslefttoe]

hey uh... i just watched episode 7 bro and i have some emotions that i would like to let out... 

i know its just a skateboarding anime about friendship right but... the feeling of being left behind ?? and having everyone surpass you and be able to be just fine while youre left in the dust?? just. stuck. and with no one. homie that hits different. what makes it hurt more is that reki is the most energetic loving kind passionate and goofy kid so it hurt so bad to see him feeling so helpless in this episode. skating has been his passion for like?? ever right?? and hes so driven and so happy and hella talented and everything just got better when he got a cool ass partner to experience it all with !! bc nothing is better than having someone whos just as passionate as you, who you also admire, to share your passion with !! its such an amazing feeling to be surrounded by those of your level or even just people who love the same stuff you do. but like... for them to suddenly be so much better at it than you and just leave you behind? sure theyre your friend and you love seeing them so successful but... at some point this became a journey that reki and langa were on /together/ yknow?? reki introduced langa to skating and he trained him and watched his love for it grow but it was always something theyd done together. they got to grow and win and bond together and suddenly skateboarding was something more than just a passion and a sport. it was something holding reki and langa together but only as long as they were on the same level...

but suddenly langa surpassed reki so quickly and didnt need him anymore. he was better than him at everything and didnt even have to try whereas reki worked his ass off at every trick he learned and every technique he practiced. so not only was reki pissed that langa barely had to work for his success, but he was pissed bc his best friend no longer had a use for him and he suddenly felt inferior and no longer needed... AND HOMIE THAT HURTS A BIT... 

theres also a clear lack of communication btwn them prolly bc reki yknow realizes that his own personality is this super cute hyper puppy like thing and thats how everyone sees him and how he charms ppl right ?? it makes him super lovable !! but at this moment in time hes not only struggling w hiding his frustration like a normal person ,, but also struggling w feeling inferior,, and letting go of his upbeat sunshine personality would just make people like him less in his mind... so he further suppresses (? spelling??) those negative feelings for as long as he can even tho its hurting him more,. until he just explodes.. and he is unable to articulate his feelings to langa which just makes the whole thing worse and it just... really hurts my poor hear yknow  :,) bc this is exactly how something so beautiful btwn ppl can end...

and i dont think its gonna end bc langa clearly loves reki way too much to let him dump him that easily yknow !! reki seems stubborn so im not sure if he will be able to make the first move but i rlly believe that they can work through this.. 

(if they dont i will die on the spot bro like. no cap.) LOL ALL MY POSTS ARE SO MESSY AND REPETITIVE AND THE TRAIN OF THOUGHT IS LOST ALL OVER THE PLACE BUT,, I HOPE SOMEONE ENJOYS SEEING THIS

[larrivex]

Homie u KNO I gotta ask u for the larrivex for those hcs

where they first met and how

i have no reasoning for this but i feel ghastly (with help from hopeless) first recruited larrikin who was STARSTRUCK but very good at hiding it. probably just in some random tent in the middle of ireland a few weeks after ravel was captured

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

OH MY GOD SOOOO LONG....... ok they met in 1850 they got together 40 YEARS LATER THEYRE IDIOTS. they both caught feelins pretty quick but larrikin dismissed his (he gets fleeting crushes often) and dexter did a terrible job of hiding his

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

hm.... i mean lbr larrikin saw him shirtless the first time and that cemented it in his mind they had to at least sleep together. then they had their longass song and dance through the centuries. i think larrikin fell for dex furst but def denied it for longer

where their first date was and what it was like

uh canon they. well they were a bit busy i dont think theyd have one? though tanith and saracen seem to count "lying amongst the carnage of battle" a date so i guess they did that a lot. larrikin lives au though it was probably some small beach along the countryside. they had a fun mountainclimb too! :D

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

I HAVE A FIC FOR THIS. NO SPOILERS (ok small spoiler: 1890s ball)

who proposes first

they dont, really? they dont need it. i like the idea of them having matching tattoos tho (not just bc i want dex to have tattoo. ok mostly bc of that)

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

they TRIED. but theyre too fucking giddy and more than a bit handsy and literally everyone knew as soon as they got back

if they adopt any pets together

i think if they ever settled down (unlikely, neither are homebirds) they may get a cat. or multiple cats. and some dogs. they both like animals :D

who’s more dominant

they switch :)

where their first kiss was and what it was like

THIS ONE IS IN THE FIC NO SPOILERS (BALLROOM DANCING)

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

OH MY GOD DO THEY...... they have sooooo fucking many. gag gifts from the dead men,actual sentimental things, little trinkets from souvenir shops

how into pda they are

oooh, depends. theyre not the handholdy sort but theyll sit closer together when theyre in a group, dance every opportunity, and random kisses when they feel safe

who holds the umbrella when it rains

thats assuming they even own an umbrella?? poor adepts are too used to having elemental friends

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

anywhere and everywhere outside. beaches, mountains, forests... long walks in the middle of nowhere without stressing over being attacked at any moment are their favourite

who’s more protective

dexter. he watched larrikin almost die once, and its NOT happening again

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

sharing a bed? pretty soon after they met (it gets cold in ireland at night!!! it was DEFINITELY just for warmth). tbh itd be pretty bad form to fuck when ur friends are light sleepers in the tent next to you idk maybe they got creative

if they argue about anything

after a few centuries you get most of the real arguments out of the way,but they probably have random spats about trivial shit randomly

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

anywhere people wouldnt normally see is free game. dex is probably more into it though

who steals whose clothes and how often

dexter would rip larrikins clothes idc how built lar is dexter is 6'2 and larrikin is 5'9 MAX. larrikin will appropriate dexters old tshirts into sleepwear most of the time

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

both of them in the weirdest position possible and taking up the most space, yet somehow still holding on go each other :3

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

physical? just lying in bed together. just in general? again, adventuring or going on some hike, or just hanging out with friends

how long they stay mad at each other

the longest was almost a decade (they can both be stubborn) but usually no longer than a week

what their usual coffee / tea orders are

black, but they both like to add sugar. theyre just used to going without

if they ever have any children together

definitely not

if they have any special pet names for each other

their favourite game is coming up with the dumbest terms of endearment. i think they would be overjoyed at "my beloved" becoming a popular phrase

if they ever split up and / or get back together

never officially, but theyve definitely had time apart

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

somehow a mix of military neatness and frat house

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

considering it was the middle of a war, just chilling around a campfire with the rest of the dead men. they took care to place their tent much further away than usual ;)

what their names are in each other’s phones

in line with their petname game, they change pretty often. sonetimes the others will steal their phones to make them normal, after some badguy or another saw dexter hang up a call from "beloved wife" (changed by saracen actually, from something a LOT dirtier) and suddenly rumours were spreading of dexter vex having a secret mortal wife

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

adventuring!! all the time. but they have special places to go on their "birthdays"

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

larrikin for both. hes a light sleeper but god can he just drop on the spot

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

they swap!!!!

who hogs the bathroom

...am i allowed to say they uh. both do ;)

who kills the spiders / takes them outside

either. but dexter prefers to put them outside and larrikibs is taking after him

[ballpitbee]

do you think xizzle n alfred would b friends n homies

Ive been reading thru the wiki its very fun :) this seems like a funky game

I think theyd be EVERYTHING. Theyd be rivals fighting off each others forces one day, friends hanging out in Als workshop another day, boyfriends when theyre out for smoothies the next. I can imagine them being every possible relationship all at the same time :P

And its a very funky game! Creepy- Im used to the GBA one since it was a childhood fave but the DS one made me stop playing bc it was late at night and I didnt wanna freak myself out :P

[geffenrecords]

c, i, o, and s again bc I want more hcs >:))

   wow full pigeon party ask....LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO [ill ask u sum in a minute dw]

C: ugh....kym*n. even before i was into south park id randomly go on a spree of watching a bunch of animatics or looking at fanart of it randomly and like....idk i didnt really care for it bc i didnt know the characters at the time.....i liked stan and kyle bc i am a FOOL for best friends to lovers.....but then i watched the show and i was like okay. so. like i wont bully you for liking it but i am.....really judging.....

I: not really....the mcyt fandom is a little annoying sometimes tbh.....but honestly its more on insta i really only see stuff abt it when carter rbs it but hes allowed bc i like him. uhmmmm.....idk the star wars fandom was either annoying as hell or funny as fuck. they have their moments yknow. 

O: okay hold on [spins wheel] i think your nose is bleeding by the front bottoms....yeah stan. several lines remind me of it. not a huge fan of stan being an alcoholic but like.....ig it could work for angst....like i think itd be something interesting to explore for his character, but im not like...huge advocate for it. its pretty weird but in this one the lines like ‘and shes got the nerve to call me // tell me she loves me // and that she is tired // of being alone // so shes coming over // cause its better than being alone //’’ could be like stan and kyle on da phone....yaknow....also “im not gonna sit here // and deny what im pretty sure i felt // with what we had // just wanna feel it with someone else” is v like....stan and wendy esque. i think theyd try to date for a lil bit but then be like yeah this is not working and end it but i do think their dynamic is....inch resting.......

S: okay whore [jk tenk u.....i love talkingggg] hmmm....ive said this so many times to u but i think that kenny and craig would be homies. like not for the Edgy Material, i just like them both and think theyd get along well. theyre not best friends but kenny is the only kid from m4 that craig can stand. theyre like neighbors n shit.....like theyd work well as roommates basically.....n e wayz......stan and kenny want to get their ears pierced bc theyre emo ass mfs and kenny drags craig along so now they all have pierced ears and i have no idea WHY i like this idea....but i do.....stan cries and craig never changes his they stay like. the same. u cant even tell bc he never takes off the damn hat jesus dude wash it im begging.....anyway herez a dooble of them all

[tearfullypink]

what are your headcanons for the "Staniel" dynamic, or even just Daniel as a person

oooo a good one!

i see Daniel as pretty chill! but also very anxious person, so he hardly really says anything. He just hangs in the background of most conversations, bc a mix of anxiety + not rlly having anything to contribute is...oof. He sees himself as reclusive and dorky, but others see him as really fucking cool. He has no idea why. (Spoiler: it's bc he's a nice dude)

he's good friends with Patricia! She's a bit more talkative and open than him, but they make Such a good contrast. He really comes out of his shell when she encourages him, and he can help her settle and talk about Feelings™. He's really fucking funny when he does talk; he's a bit sarcastic, but never mean.

he doesn't really like school? Like, it's doable, but it can be exhausting. Connie helps him a bunch, and Patricia encourages him if he needs it, but he stresses out a lotttt. Has complicated feelings abt his mom since 90% of his stress comes from her, but he's...fine. mostly

(Aditionally: Daniel's mom felt comfortable scolding Daniel about his test in front of Patricia! But she still let him go to the skating rink. I think the mom was like "you're in so much trouble. BUT, Patricia is a sweetheart and she's been waiting to hang out. so you can do it, but we're going to have a talk later!" Im just gonna see this as her knowing Patricia also)  

As for Staniel, theyre dynamic is just! guys who kiss and talk a lot!  I don't think theyd ever get into a full on domestic relationship (lol im a die hard connverse fan oops) but I can see them fucking around. ie. staying up really late, inviting Connie and Patricia to eat McDonalds at 3 AM, just chilling in Steven's car while they drive around, laughing at the dumbest shit ever, general friend things. except they like. kiss and do gay things

I don't think theyd label themselves as a couple, bc thatd just...be very stressful for both of them. (Steven would be worried abt throwing himself into a relationship, Daniel would still be stressed with school and like. his mom. she knows he's gay but she doesn't want him getting into a relationship until after college, so he's just like...oops)

So their relationship is just them unwinding around each other, sometimes through kissing, sometimes through laughing, sometimes through just blaring music and driving reallllyyy fast

Daniel fucking Hates Steven's jokes bc they're literally so terrible. But also he hates them bc he finds them funny, and he's 100% sure Steven lowered his sense of humor. (He doesn't mind tho, he likes when he can stop Steven midjoke with a kiss. And then nudge him like "please shut up" while Steven laughs) 

Steven thinks Daniel is like, the cutest boy ever so he was just 👉👈 around him for a bit. When they start...dating (?) that stops, and he's..not exactly flirty? Just more like "you're so handsome" while they're kissing, giving him compliments bc he's like. this isn't a relationship but goddamn im romance starved. He likes it when he can catch Daniel off guard and get him flustered.

Daniel also thinks Steven is really cute! He doesn't say it, but he thinks it's kind of cute that Steven is a bit shorter than him.  He has the Smoosh Steven's Cheeks syndrome, where he can't resist holding Steven's face and squishing his cheeks until Steven whines that it hurts. He's intimidated but also into that the fact that Steven could break him like a twig, but is generally just...super gentle (with hugging, holding hands, kissing, literally everything)

But other than a few romantic elements, theyre basically homies. I just see them talking abt Slightly deep stuff but not going the full way, I see them distracting each other from stressful families.....

Extras: Daniel finds Steven a Subway coupon on the street and is like "ayyeee date night".

Steven sends Daniel cat videos at 3 am with "Look :)" as the only caption. He might have insomnia.

Daniel sends cursed memes, Steven sends wholesome(?) memes

Steven clickbaits a YouTube video with "meet my boyfriend!". the whole video has nothing to do with with their relationship. Connie and Patricia are there

Daniel likes it when Steven reads to him....he's like "dude this is asmr" and then he passes out cold bc. Nice voice + cuddling with a warm body = sleepy times

Steven really likes Daniel's hands. Usually, he dwarfs everyones hand, but Daniel is gangly enough that his hands are a bit bigger. But they're still thin and that's cute also. It's not gay to admire ur homies hands hahaha

Daniel likes Steven dorky ass laugh (you know the one) and Steven likes Daniel's giggle snorts. Daniel kinda hates the cute laugh he has so he tries to suppress it, but he slips up

They just value each other as friends who have small crushes on each other :D

[thebadgerclan]

my friends and i used to go to raves and clubs a lot before lockdown started. we'd dance our butts off and get lost in our own worlds effectively ignoring each other--we'd only catch up with the homies when someone asks for hugs, smokes or fresh air or both. I'd so go clubbing with Bill, Charlie, and the twins i feel like theyd do a good job keeping the creeps away and give good hugs tbh ngl

They so would (and more if you asked 😉)

[sortagaysortahigh]

Yo would it be totally weird to ask you what your whole coming out was like? As in when you knew you liked girls? Because I don’t really have any funds that aren’t straight and I’m just always curious to hear about other people’s stories 😬🥰

I rhink ive told this story before but ive always known i liked girls, when i told my mom as a kid she said i just thought my friends were pretty and didn’t understand actual attraction and stupid shit like that so i suppressed all of it.

Also my family is either v catholic or v baptiste christian so the homophobia is IMPECCABLE, the FLAVOR. Anyways so i came out as “bisexual” in high school just for my mom to try and deem it as a phrase and then say aome shit like “at least youll marry a man and have kids” but then lol people in my supposed friend group outed me and my mother outed me to my family so the homophobia was so flavorfull and just delish. Like wow getting called the f slur but make it spanish, ugh the range they have 😩😩😩. I also had friends not fw me anymore bc they thought i was into them like bitch youre not my type go suck a dick bye.

Then i was honestly just rlly lowkey about like sex and shit. I dated a few dudes and fornicated and faked it. And one of my relationships w a guy was extremely traumaric for me but i also have a lot of trauma when it comes tommen so ppl tried to deem that as to why i “was fake gay” lol. Then my senior year of highschool i had a gf and our relationship was HELLA lowkey like nobody knew bc she was still in the closet but one person found out and outed me to that entire school (it was a new school for me and it was v conservative) so lol i fought a lot of ppl but we ended up breaking up bc of her family being literal racists.

Anyways flash forward to my freshman year of college when i was srill on my bisexual-pretend to like men to please your family and fight your internalized homophobia-shit but i was still getting freaky w girls bc its college snd i had the freedom to eat all the pussy and ass i wanted. But then i met the loml (shes still v much the loml but we have a lot to work on) and she rlly helped me realize that i was a raging homosexual and i hate men. So i started coming out slowly to a few v understanding and accepting people but not my family.

Then sophomore year was when I came out to more of my family including my mom-I came out AGAIN as a lesbian and she was more accepting but shes still homophobic. Shes on that “im okay with it if its not MY CHILD” bullshit. But then this bitch really outed me again-my oldest brother was rhe most accepting and my sperm donor aka my gene giver aka my father is v homophobic and wont acknowledge it and he even says shit like “when your sister gets married and has a husband one day” to my younger brothers, im slways like “i am the husband” bc i think im funny. But nah my family doesnt rlly rock w my gay shit but i really truly dont give a fuck anymore and im not out to all of them solely because i know ill end up cutting them off and probably sending my old ass grandma on my dads side into a heart attack and idk shes always been the homie so ima tell her ass on her desth bed.

Most of my college friends and my two best friends in the whole wide world are very accepting of me and some of them figured i was just a big ole lesbian bitch when we first met bc i wasnt one to talk about gobbling snd swallowing men but wheb theyd talk ab girls id be in that bitch like sugar in coca cola. But even now some people dont know that im gay bc i dont include that in my social media bios or feeds other than tumblr bc as an afro latinx woman i face enough discrimination as is when it comes to networking and job/volunteer opportunities. I just make gay jokes until they catch on and hesistate to ask me if im a lesbian then im like “me??? A lesbian?? Why would you ever think that. I love men *gag* i just love penis *agressive gagging*”

But yeah my coming out story isnt that positive. I have some accepting people in my life and some that arent. It wasnt a big ole “im proud of you for accepting who you are” type thing snd i didnt get a rainbow cake and shit but idk im comfortable in my sexuality and i love women so for me im happy. Like after coming out and accepting who I was and dealing w all of my internalized issues I really learned to love myself the most.

[fucknches]

ok now that ive completely got rid of my instagram i have no where to overshare so here we go

2020 has been a hell of a year and as tragic as its been, so far this year has been life changing for me. both positive and negative, but ill start with the negative to get it out the damn way.

i fell off with a lot of people, i guess thats one of those bittersweet ones because like i miss u but like also fuck u, u know? my dads out of my life completely but this ended up being a good thing also. i havent spoken to him in over a month and a half. it was a really tough time to deal with when he was moving out and i did a hell of a lot of crying and overthinking. i still think about it and sometimes i think too hard n cry but u know what? end of the day this is a positive too.... im realizing a lot of these “negatives” have also (sorta) been positives so! theres that. 

over time, ive realized a lot of people really just dont be giving a shit about you the way they claim to so i been keeping my small wins to myself n my v close friends. but like? im fucking proud of myself okay? i finished school dec 2019 and i passed my nursing exam and im a fucking nurse like??? and a couple months later i actually landed a nursing job? ...... then i got a fucking car? like honestly. small wins for other people but huge for me. as someone who didnt think theyd live to be 20 all my small accomplishments add up and make me feel so damn proud of myself. ive picked up crocheting/knitting again and actually put time and effort into it. ive stopped biting my nails. ive also been a little more active by learning how to skateboard, working out and the newest one, hiking with the homies. with everything ive been dealing with in between, ive really found myself persevering and just fucking TRYING for once. ive never tried before because i honestly didnt think id make it this far. but i tried, and ive been (more or less) successful. 

on a side note, i owe a lot of my success to my support system because i really couldnt do it without them. at the same time, im learning how to be a little more independent. im trying to take better care of myself so when people fall off (because they almost always do), I got myself at the end of the day. 

anyways. bottom line is ive been through more than enough throughout my life but im fucking proud of myself. and fuck anyone thats praying for my downfall. clowns.