#they-call-me-whiskey

[rook2ii]

WHOEVER VOTED FOR NO RESPONSE I'M KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH RN- /j

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

[emptyapartments]

fucking love when people who arent british try and write about cod characters going home. fym ghost thinks manchester is a wonderful place you have to be joking

[driaswrld]

higuruma who likes wine. i'm thinking he likes it almost as dry as his coffee but he's very appreciative of the fruity undertones — like you can tell the mood he's in based on the wine he's bought.

he wins a case and he already has a bottle of pinot noir open and waiting for when you finally get home, tie loose and manspreading on the couch, hair tousled and a small dopey smile (yes he started without you but don't worry, he's sure you can keep up)

or maybe he's lost a case and you're pouring him a third glass of california cabernet in the warm bathtub, soap bubbles on his frown lines, arms wrapped tight around you while you straddle him, his teeth grazing your shoulder (he's literally just a brooding baby, hold him pls)

either way, he fucks you idk why i was talking ab the wine. idk anything ab wine. basis is he fucks you while wine drunk really.

[carbonateds-oda]

teenzai w a cat plushy that he carries around everywhere (oda bought it for him cuz he said it looked like dazai and now he refuses to go anywhere w out it) and he sometimes makes other mafia grunts talk to it like it’s a real live person bc he thinks it’s funny

huge tall ass mafia grunt #67: y-you want me to what sir?

dazai: mr. whiskey says the sun is too bright, he needs your sunglasses

huge tall ass mafia grunt #67, handing them to dazai: of course sir, here you are-

dazai: Ah, ah! I’m not the one who needs them!

huge tall ass mafia grunt #67, awkwardly handing them to the plush: …forgive me. here you are mr. whiskey

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes

Lucifer: *walks into the room covered in lipstick marks* Hey... why is everyone looking at me like that?

Vaggie: Um, Sir, you've got a little something... everywhere

Charlie: Mom WHY

Lilith: *puzzled* It wasn't me

Angel: Than who-

Alastor: *walks in with smudged lipstick* What's going on in here?

[aresthelostboy]

Requests

Rules:

No female reader

No female characters

This is all gay shit

Seriously, I won’t be answering shit like ‘x fem!reader’ or anything

Might do FTM reader

No NSFW

I do poly!couples (from the same fandom)

I do angst, fluff, suggestive, headcannons, imagines, fics and such

Fandoms:

Metal Family (Dee, Glam)

Tokyo Ghoul (Uta, Nishio, Juuzou, Shuu, Ayato)

Twilight (Carlisle, Jasper, Aro, Caius, Marcus, Emmett, Alec)

Vampire Diaries (Damon, Klaus, Elijah, Kol, Finn)

Horror (Predator, Michael, Ghostface (Billy and Stu), Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair, Deacon Frost, Eric Draven, Leatherface, Pyramid Head, Hannibal, etc.) If the character you want isn’t there, you can always request and find out.

The Boys (Homelander, Black Noir, Lamplighter, The Deep)

Kingsman (Agent Whiskey)

Creepypasta (Jeff the Killer, BEN Drowned, EJ, LJ, Jason the Toymaker, Bloody Painter, Ticci Toby, Candy Pop, etc.) If the character you want isn’t there, you can always request and find out

Resident Evil (Heisenberg, Leon Kennedy)

Spider-Man (Hobie, Pavitr, Miguel)

Call of Duty (Ghost, König)

American Horror Story (James Patrick March, Kai Anderson, Tate Langdon, Dandy Mott)

Obey Me (Lucifer, Mammon, Asmodeus, Satan, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Leviathan, Simeon, Diavolo, Barbatos)

Helluva Boss (Moxxie, Blitzø, Stolas, Striker, Fizzaroli, Asmodeus)

Other: Le Chiffre, Howl Pendragon, Jonathan Crane, SCPs, Billy Hargrove, Sally Face…

If a specific character isn’t here, please feel free to ask but be aware that I may either not know the character or dislike writing for them!

[miilkybnn]

(read bottom to top) / Tennessee Whiskey

my image for this was Roach teaching Ghost how to slow dance in the comfort of their room with a country song playing in the back

I just wanted to draw them having a good time :}

(better quality if opened!!)

[anachronistic-falsehood]

fuck it im gonna start going by jason again

[chilchucklover2003]

Been rabid thinking about young adult reader x Chil + praising

"Oh sweetheart..." "Sugar, come here..." "You can call me sir, I don't mind"

[emptyapartments]

hhrrrnnngggbn soap saying in his journal “Beyond the mission similarities, he [Roach] reminds me of myself after selection. Feel even more comfortable with him than Price must have with me. […] Afterwards, saw the Sgt [Roach] writing in a journal. Wonder if he’s thinking about PT like I was. If he’s wondering what Villa Clara’s taste like.” implying that he wondered often about what villa clara’s (the cigar price smoked) tasted like. he wondered about that. btw do u think he wondered what price tasted like

[scarycranegame]

getting evil with it today. but actually what else is new

[darlingjmiller]

i am looking respectfully like a whore

[chaeilay]

Mon, Mar 4 - Feeling like shit.

[moonchild-in-blue]

Oh mother, tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the house of The Rising Sun

[famewolf]

a shot of whiskey at night has been doing wonders for my nerves. not to sound like I got my prescription from a cowboy-doctor or something, but it's near instant relief

[lycanthian]

i wpuld like to be not sober