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rook2ii · 4 months ago

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WHOEVER VOTED FOR NO RESPONSE I'M KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH RN- /j

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

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driaswrld · 1 year ago

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higuruma who likes wine. i'm thinking he likes it almost as dry as his coffee but he's very appreciative of the fruity undertones — like you can tell the mood he's in based on the wine he's bought.

he wins a case and he already has a bottle of pinot noir open and waiting for when you finally get home, tie loose and manspreading on the couch, hair tousled and a small dopey smile (yes he started without you but don't worry, he's sure you can keep up)

or maybe he's lost a case and you're pouring him a third glass of california cabernet in the warm bathtub, soap bubbles on his frown lines, arms wrapped tight around you while you straddle him, his teeth grazing your shoulder (he's literally just a brooding baby, hold him pls)

either way, he fucks you idk why i was talking ab the wine. idk anything ab wine. basis is he fucks you while wine drunk really.

#📰 — archive #spit in my mo—#anyways #hiromi is a wine guy #nanami is more of a whiskey guy #he prob buys his wine at the same store everytime #very particular ab picking whichever one feels right in his hands #idk he might be autistic i think hes literally me #do not let him pour your wine though #he'll never let you stop drinking #this man is here for a GOOD time okay?#hes not stopping til the bottle is ran thru #will 100% call you wasteful and tease you if you can't keep up #loathes being called an alcoholic bcus god forbid he has attachment to a substance other than you #jjk higuruma #higuruma x reader #higuruma smut

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carbonateds-oda · 7 months ago

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teenzai w a cat plushy that he carries around everywhere (oda bought it for him cuz he said it looked like dazai and now he refuses to go anywhere w out it) and he sometimes makes other mafia grunts talk to it like it’s a real live person bc he thinks it’s funny

huge tall ass mafia grunt #67: y-you want me to what sir?

dazai: mr. whiskey says the sun is too bright, he needs your sunglasses

huge tall ass mafia grunt #67, handing them to dazai: of course sir, here you are-

dazai: Ah, ah! I’m not the one who needs them!

huge tall ass mafia grunt #67, awkwardly handing them to the plush: …forgive me. here you are mr. whiskey

#yes he named the cat whiskey #bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #oda sakunosuke #how many times can I make a reference to oda calling dazai a black cat before y’all get sick of me #sorry that line is just so dear to me #clearing out the drafts #that fifteen panel of him sitting like a frog w a bunch of mafia guys behind him reminded me of this draft i forgot to post lol

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starryeyeddreamer21 · 5 months ago

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Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes

Lucifer: *walks into the room covered in lipstick marks* Hey... why is everyone looking at me like that?

Vaggie: Um, Sir, you've got a little something... everywhere

Charlie: Mom WHY

Lilith: *puzzled* It wasn't me

Angel: Than who-

Alastor: *walks in with smudged lipstick* What's going on in here?

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aresthelostboy · 1 year ago

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Requests

Rules:

No female reader

No female characters

This is all gay shit

Seriously, I won’t be answering shit like ‘x fem!reader’ or anything

Might do FTM reader

No NSFW

I do poly!couples (from the same fandom)

I do angst, fluff, suggestive, headcannons, imagines, fics and such

Fandoms:

Metal Family (Dee, Glam)

Tokyo Ghoul (Uta, Nishio, Juuzou, Shuu, Ayato)

Twilight (Carlisle, Jasper, Aro, Caius, Marcus, Emmett, Alec)

Vampire Diaries (Damon, Klaus, Elijah, Kol, Finn)

Horror (Predator, Michael, Ghostface (Billy and Stu), Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair, Deacon Frost, Eric Draven, Leatherface, Pyramid Head, Hannibal, etc.) If the character you want isn’t there, you can always request and find out.

The Boys (Homelander, Black Noir, Lamplighter, The Deep)

Kingsman (Agent Whiskey)

Creepypasta (Jeff the Killer, BEN Drowned, EJ, LJ, Jason the Toymaker, Bloody Painter, Ticci Toby, Candy Pop, etc.) If the character you want isn’t there, you can always request and find out

Resident Evil (Heisenberg, Leon Kennedy)

Spider-Man (Hobie, Pavitr, Miguel)

Call of Duty (Ghost, König)

American Horror Story (James Patrick March, Kai Anderson, Tate Langdon, Dandy Mott)

Obey Me (Lucifer, Mammon, Asmodeus, Satan, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Leviathan, Simeon, Diavolo, Barbatos)

Helluva Boss (Moxxie, Blitzø, Stolas, Striker, Fizzaroli, Asmodeus)

Other: Le Chiffre, Howl Pendragon, Jonathan Crane, SCPs, Billy Hargrove, Sally Face…

If a specific character isn’t here, please feel free to ask but be aware that I may either not know the character or dislike writing for them!

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moonchild-in-blue · 3 months ago

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Oh mother, tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the house of The Rising Sun

#okay but can we agree? House of the rising sun? beautiful amazing incredible timeless masterpiece? yeah?#all i want is to put on a cute 70s dress with the bell sleeves and some gogo boots and get my hair all pretty with the flip curls #and go to one of those really cool and dark and lowkey shady bars you see on the movies. with a pool table and a jukebox #hard-looking bartender with an impressive mustache named Mitch or Hank #and go up to the bar and he'd be like “whatya having doll?” “oh. anything sweet please”#and he hands me some soda-gin or whatever with a lemon slice. and the guy next to me notices my drink and is like #“hey Mitch. give the lady something nicer eh? maker a double from the back shelf. extra ice”#“i'm fine with this actually. i don't drink whiskey” “tonight you do sweetheart”#and he's wearing some really nice jeans and boots and a dark shirt and a leather jacket. dark hair but has some freckles. charming smile.#“what is a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this? i think them church youths go bowling next door”#“i am not lost. can't a girl enjoy some music” “does the boyfriend know?” “i answer to no one”#and he takes a long drag of his cigarette and chuckles. Mitch brings my new drink as gives him a look before drafting some beer #“so. the pretty lady likes a little danger eh?” “the lady has a name” .#i take a sip of the whiskey and try real hard not to cough. he thinks it's funny. i think he's a little cute #“does she now? and does the lady dance by any chance” and he's standing up quite tall and offers me a hand “she does”#and we go to the dance floor near the jukebox where quite a lot of people are dancing and eventually this song starts playing #and he kisses me surprisingly gentle and tastes like menthol cigarettes and hard liquors and I'm definitely a bit dizzy from the drink #he probably has a cute name like Daniel (Danny is what everyone calls him)#and maybe he has a bike or a really nice convertible. obviously red. je offers to take me home but we're just driving for a bit instead #“didn't you daddy taught not to get into stranger's cars?” “my daddy also taught me not to kiss pretty boys and yet”#“so you think i'm pretty?” “pretty enough”#and we laugh to the wind and the radio is on and this song starts playing again and it's a perfect moment #anyways. great song great band 👍#darya's mixtape #Spotify

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anachronistic-falsehood · 1 month ago

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fuck it im gonna start going by jason again

#u can also call me jay but only if we're mutuals #otherwise i will kill you with hammers #whiskey yelling into the void

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chilchucklover2003 · 7 months ago

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Been rabid thinking about young adult reader x Chil + praising

"Oh sweetheart..." "Sugar, come here..." "You can call me sir, I don't mind"

#rabid simping thunder #yes i have daddy issues #how did you fucking guess?#a cigarette and a cup of whiskey for him #ill sit on his lap #let him call me pretty girl

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scarycranegame · 4 months ago

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getting evil with it today. but actually what else is new

#scary crane rambles #not fandom #every day when i look at the proship tags i lol a little bit #because most everyone else is so ''uwu owo babie!! so niceys!!''#and meanwhile theres me over here being. Not That™#i dont wanna be nice and cute and small. i wanna KILL #and im suffering because everything on the proselfship tag is either #''imagine your f/o being so so sweet and nice and kind to poor little you!'' or like.#''imagine your f/o calling you kitten and pinning you to a wall >:)''#what if i want to make him chug whiskey until he cant even stand up anymore. what then #what if i want to amputate all his limbs and lobotomize him. what then huh.#the struggle is real.................

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darlingjmiller · 2 years ago

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i am looking respectfully like a whore

#pedro pascal #i am no better than a man #BARK BARK BARK #pedrito #pedrohub #oh jeez oh god oh christ #i have been fed #this meal is fucking delicious #my plate is licked clean #i actually need a minute to hyperventilate excuse me #i am weak #the one time i call him daddy #daddy pedro #he is actually insane for this #joel miller #tlou hbo #javier pena #narcos #agent whiskey

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chaeilay · 10 months ago

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Mon, Mar 4 - Feeling like shit.

#aesthetic #chaotic academia #dark academia #girlblogging #books #bookblr #call me by your name #jim beam #whiskey #fog #james bond #casino royale #quotes #book quotes

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famewolf · 9 months ago

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a shot of whiskey at night has been doing wonders for my nerves. not to sound like I got my prescription from a cowboy-doctor or something, but it's near instant relief

#[static]#my ocd has been worse than it has been in months and it makes me feel feral-animal levels of anxious #as a general rule I never drink; never much liked the taste of it #the anxiety has been so bad that I've been trying all sorts of remedies on top of the healthy coping tools I have in my pocket #I'm not currently insured so I can't go to my normal doctor and ask for anxiety medication #but the moment I get insurance again in June ... you can bet I'll be making some phone calls #I just need to be conked over the head and put to sleep for a month maybe that'll help #I turned to trying whiskey as a last ditch effort and I'm grateful its helped ... settles my nerves enough where I can actually sleep #and not wake up still in a state of deep stress and anxiety #do not take this as medical advice if you're experiencing anxiety/ocd #i know my limits very well and am highly aware of the downward slope that self-medicating can lead to #*gestures to my entire family* I've learned from their history and have always been hyper aware of vices/crutches #but when a man can't sleep nor think except for the constant spiral of anxiety sometimes you have to find temporary aid

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lycanthian · 1 year ago

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i wpuld like to be not sober

#the horrors. theyre winning #they call me mr high on life except im terrified of using drugs and in fact im not high i feel low #if anything #they need to invent a gamey lycanthian that doesnt feel like absolute shit so much #convincing myself that it is the house im in i only ever seem to experience the horrors this bad in this house #anywyas. augh #i would kill for a whiskey or any kind of booze or even just a fucking beer at this point.#i dont even fuckijg drink but i feel like being intoxicated would be better than feeling this absolute dogshit right now #lycan howls

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patchworkgargoyle · 30 days ago

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Finally got myself a travel size bottle of a fragrance I'd sampled months ago and LOVED and ohhhh man I smell like apples and musk and cedar wood smoke now and I'm gonna wear it All Winter

#its called burrow by libertine fragrance #tho soon theyre rebranding to paraphrase #funny thing is theres no apple notes in the fragrance but it just smells apple-y to me or maybe it goes apple-y on me #also restocked on a travel size of their troubled spirits fragrance which... ive literally never finished a bottle of fragrance before that #that one smells like smokey spices and whiskey and oranges and ohhhhh its so good #i should actually start talking to people on feeld just so i can have people who tell me i smell nice #blah

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appalachy · 2 years ago

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#like in general #but also last weekend was literally like a skins episode what the fuck im still processing it #we went to see a football match #then spent over an hour getting back to our dorms on foot bc the trams were packed #we were JUST abt to reach the dorm building byt there were these 3 guys standing and they were like #'hiii girls look we reallyREALLY urgently need to get to the club but we re too drunk to call for a taxi wchi means you gotta walk us there #so we were like no fucking way obv we didnt know them AND THEN WENT WITH THEM ANYWAY #we stopped by this one place where young ppl usually meet up to drink bc our friend was partying there #drank her beer lool the boys convinced their friend to go with us qnd this girl turned out to be our mutual friend which is jdjeisbwjkw #so anyway on our way to teh club theres fierworks and ppl shouting celebrating the match we watched #we get to the club we get drinks we start dancing #THE GUY WHO I WENT OUT WITH ONCE AND WHOS OBSESS3D WITH ME BUT NOW PRETENDS I DONT EXIST IS IN THE VERY SAME CLUB AT THE SAME TIME #man #thinks get heated between me and one of these guys we just met #long story short we made out (s&m by rihanna in the background)#at like 3am we left the club and got back and i was glad to finally go to sleep BUt my friend just had to mention that she had whiskey #so we stayed up till 6am in front of our dorm building drinking and being stupid in general #ive got photos of me braiding one of the guys hair and laying on teh ground lol #so anyways #oh also one of the guys lost the fucking thingy ? they give you when youre leaving your stuff in the cloakroom or whatever #so while we were waiting for the cloakroom guy to return with his jacket he was like 'listen i lost the fucking thing #'the moment he returns with my jacket you grab it and we fucking run out of here you hear me?'#and we fucking did 💀#most importantly i got told im a good kisser that night 💯💯💯 but still all that kissing and touching did nothing for me like i said #felt bad for the guy bc he was ..... hmmmmm eager and he was fukcing trying ok so i was out there fake moaning so he doesnt feel bad lol💀

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myworldrightnow · 2 years ago

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HALP!!

I remember back in days a really REALLY good fic about Pedro Pascal x reader, something in Call Me By Your Name vibes [( i may be wrong but the name was something with Fragile (?)]

BUT MY POINT IS I CAN NOT FIND IT ANYMORE AND I'M GONNA RIOT BC MY PEDRO PASCAL ERA IS AGAIN STRONG ASF AND I NEED TO RE-READ IT! PLEASE HELP ME FIND IT

#pedro pascal #oberyn imagine #oberyn martel x reader #oberyn martell #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal x y/n #joel miller #the mandolarian #agent whiskey #call me by your name

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