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The year is 2024, 8 years post release, and Pokemon Go not only finally gives trainers the ability to have more than just the default hair style and one of four eye and skin colors, but decided while they were there to completely blast every other Pokemon Game in the world out of existence by removing Gender entirely and giving the player customizable body types complete with separate sliders for Weight, Muscle, Shoulders, Chest, and Waist
#Pokemon#Pokemon Go#Me dressing up my fat little character in Pokemon Go; You are the enby king I will be some day#In him little shorts that were gender locked yesterday and his cute shoes#Pokemon Go just SKYROCKETED in quality to me oh my GOD#No more Fit basic Boy/Girl character#Do whatever you want forever my god it's time to be a fat little guy <3#Pokemon Scarlet could NEVER.#God please PLEASE let this be a test for expanding the character customization in the main games#PLEASE#This is actually the greatest thing they've ever done in this game and I am not kidding#Fucking.#Eight years later they're like#'Huh. Do not all girls have ponytails? We should do something about that.'
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the top three most important aki moments
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Pretty sure my little man has a case of abundism affecting the marble tabby coat under all those white splotches
#random pet post#it really is a weird coat pattern#I'm never sure if I should describe him accurately as a white marked tabby or as the first impression people get of a black and white cat#love his little backward C's#I got all my other pets around the same time and they've been dying off one by one this last year or so#I'm down to just this 4yo kit and Bruiser#actually I'm not done whispering in the tags#pretty soon it's just gonna be me and this terrible little man against the world#and he gives me such weird problems you cannot even begin to imagine#took to the leash and harness without a bit of difficulty but I can't take him anywhere cuz he freaks out about people 500ft away#really difficult to find sitters for him cuz he gets so stressed about changes and waits until 3am to SCREAM#he's 17 lbs and wants to sleep on my chest 14 hours a day#took him on a work trip a week or 2 ago cuz of aforementioned petsitting troubles and some kind of wire got crossed#so instead of stress peeing in my laundry basket he now humps the nearest blanket covered limb to alert me of problems#he got scared of his water dish recently and is only now starting to get over it after 3 weeks of drama#he knocked it over last night and humped my leg while I tried to sleep to try and convey to me that he was thirsty#I'm thinking of getting a second cat and just fucking hoping that it'll be normal and maybe Prompto can target it for some of his weirdness
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Rictus (4228 words) by Asfodel Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 19天 - Old先 | 19 Days - Old Xian Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: He Tian/Mo Guanshan (19 Days) Characters: Mo Guanshan (19 Days), He Tian (19 Days) Additional Tags: Kissing, Cuddling & Snuggling, Fluff, Mo Guan Shan Feels a Lot, The Piercing Scene, Coda, Ch 431 Rewrite, Canon Compliant Summary: They don’t have to sit on a bed, naked knees pressing together to carry this through, but Guan Shan doesn’t move. He remains there, back stiff in apprehension yet slightly leaning into He Tian’s careful gaze, into his touch, hands curled to fists over his thighs. He Tian’s too big, he must have a gravitational pull, that must be why Guan Shan can’t fucking seem to keep him at arm’s length. It’s science. Or a deeper dive into the piercing scene.
#19 days#19 days fics#my fic#tianshan#mo guan shan#he tian#les go I finally got it done#babies#i want them to live like this forever#I thought about ya know adding the smut but god they must be too tired for that after the day they've just had#so it'll be for later#anyway enjoy <3
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Hey, do you play/have Splatoon 3? You know that shop clerk Gnarly Eddy? The snail-looking guy that sells you hats? Yeah, for some weird reason… every time I look at him, I just think of Dalex… I, don’t know why???
I can see some resemblance.
They're both pretty chill dudes, and ever since I started playing Splatoon again, I had a little what-if in my head where Splatmore (Not his real name-) over here either works for Eddy at Naut Couture or straight up lives with the guy, helping out at the store when he's not in the mood to play Turf War.
Splatmore doesn't have many friends, but he's glad Eddy's one of 'em. :3
#Splatoon#Splatoon 3#Gnarly Eddy#Dalex Rathmore#Inkfish!Dal#he's an odd mesh of Inkling and Octoling-#an ''Inktoling'' to quote Tetrox of Cafe Cardamari Tales#he's half glowing sucker octopus/half giant squid#so he's kinda tall and he g l o w s#...which isn't that fancy considering inklings and octolings glow when they've got a special ready BUT STILL-#axewchao answers#axewchaoscribbles#this has been done for a while now but once I realized a Splatfest was coming I decided to wait til the day of =w=
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not to be true crime posting on main but i think i'm falling down the wm3 rabbit hole again
#xenia.txt#when i tell you this case keeps me up at night to this day#not even the murders themselves as much as the general public's reception to and opinions on the case 3 decades later like#i get why it;s always been so divisive especially after the pl docus came out (lots of opinions on those btw none of them are good#from the bottom of my heart fuck you joe berlinger and bruce sinofsky)#but it's truly baffling how no one is willing to do the research on what is arguably THE most well documented true crime case in recent#history like. everything that's ever been released to the general public is available online and i mean everything#you can find all the court files trial transcripts depositions interogation tapes aerial photos you name it it's out there for anyone with#internet connection to access at any and all hours of the day#and yet people are still foaming at the mouth fighting on reddit abt their innocence based off nothing but a couple of movies like#bffr with me right now!! almost every point the innocenters make can be easily debunked by scrolling through callahan for 15 minutes#'but they've been pushing for dna testing since their release so they can't be guilty' baby the case is closed!#it's been closed the second they took the plea. they can be striking under that courthouse and it still won't change a thing and they knowi#that's why they're pushing for it in the first place but that's just my opinion#^ and i say they but it's really only echols which makes a lot of sense to me personally#and if you want to talk abt dna testing let's talk abt the one that was done in 2011 and how the defense hurried to propose the plea as soo#as they got the results! let's talk abt those cause no one's ever seen them and i would very much like to#braga share the results the people want to know!!#makes me wonder which pieces of evidence they even submitted for that 2011 testing because if i'm remembering correctly#there was one that would've closed this case instantly and maybe that's why the results were never disclosed and the plea was rushed#but that's also just my opinion#and it's also interesting how the majority of people who have in fact deep dived into this case#(and i'm not talking abt big true crime youtubers as i'm very sceptical abt their research abilities)#all collectively lean towards guilty. much to think about#i was hoping someone would make another ~actually~ unbiased documentary for the 30th anniversary and go over all the case files#but i don't think that's even realistic at this point seeing as everyone and their mother has some sort of an opinion on this case#hbo deserves another lawsuit for this. they should've never won the first one in the first place#true crime tw
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Wait, they're making another one? Oh-kaaayyyy... Not holding my breath, but hopefully it's at least better than the $h!tshow that was the second movie. (Even if that "version" of Silver is still there.) If it's any consolation, I don't know how much Sega is involved with the Sonic movies, but if it's a good bit, then maybe they can help out! At the very least, there's this amazing comment under the reveal teaser. (GOLDEN ISLAND MENTIONED)
#angry birds#angry birds movie#the angry birds movie#angry birds movie 3#the angry birds movie 3#am i the first one to tag that?#just hoping it's anywhere near as solid as the first and not the dumb unfocused slop that is the second#but seriously please don't drag silver back into this you massacred my favorite adopted piggy-turned-bird enough last time#maybe they could finally do something cool with jo like they've deserved for the past year?#then again it's likely an average-tier animated kids movie so they may not dare include a non-binary character#(then again spa's involved and spider-gwen is at least 80% likely to be trans...#...so maybe there's still hope for jo to finally get to be more than a pfp for a month)#(then again sony wants to play with ai soon so yikes)#yeah i'm still bitter that they're continuing a movie series that got killed five years ago instead of continuing better stuff#like c'mon we get an angry birds movie 3 before angry birds stella season 3 or even toons season 4?#hopefully they actually use the darn slingshots (the absence of which was one of many things that sunk the 2nd movie)#i don't know what to make of angry birds anymore considering how they murdered their renaissance before it could ever begin#(shortening and delisting the remake. making reloaded apple-exclusive. whatever on earth bad piggies 2 was.)#but i'm just hoping they can get at least one thing right this decade. just one please.#being an angry birds since 2012 and witnessing everything go to hell from 2015 onward...#...really was the perfect preparation for being a bengals fan wasn't it#welp forget everything i said about studios earlier#sega is absolutely producing it and the animation will be done by dneg who animated freaking nimona#okay NOW this just got very interesting. now i'm keeping an eye out on this.#(seriously i know dneg didn't do the most on nimona but still.#a studio involved in nimona an angry birds movie.#that combo of words alone might make my day! 2012 sorta and modern sorta would be hugging jumping up and down at that!)
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there needs to be more Barry fics fr fr fr, I know the last time he appeared in game was 12 years ago but cmon, he is So important
#don't wanna start writing yet another thing until I'm done with my two current wips and I'm So close to finishing them...#tani's personal shit#I have a barry fic idea that's essentially like those 3 times smth +1? w/ the anderson brothers & alice & sam lake (the actor)#saying they've seen alan in dreams or smth. sam talks abt nightless night n alice mentions the hauntings#and barrys like. Well why haven't I dream w/ My best friend? if he's alive why hasn't he reached and if he's dead why hasn't he haunt me#(The +1 part is him actually dreaming/meeting.. scratch...) (team barry Will kiss all of al's evil doubles before reuniting w/ alan himself#gosh anyway... one day I'll write this... maybe not the coming days bc I feel myself getting sick w/ the coming autumn. but one day...#goodnight u_u
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so my sister is getting me to watch Cobra Kai while I'm visiting home, right
and look. She warned me about the love square. The old man rivalry. All that good stuff. What she did not warn me of, or rather, was not equipped to warn me of(she's never played DR), was the fact that Mondo Owada is a main fucking character
#desperately hoping Hawk does not go the Mondo way and like. die or something#I'm mid-season 3 btw so no spoilers plz :)#but anyway yeah! I'm liking it so far#I think Johnny is my fav rn. Johnny is developing so well he's such a broken man of a protag it's delightful#I can see this 'toxic masculinity to fill the insecurities' thing they've got going with Hawk and. *chef's kiss*#crane-talk#also um. Hawk and Demetri are ex-boyfriend coded#“you're actually gonna hurt me?” “Eli stop it's me!" stop fucking stop it#they were each other's first kiss at one of their sleepovers#ALSO HI WHERE TF DID AISHA GO#she was one of my favs and she just fucking dissipated#yes ik 'she moved away' shut up and let your only black woman be a main character do not get lazy and toss her out when you can't think of#anything for her to do. She has been here since day 1 you're seriously gonna tell me they couldn't keep her in at all? Bullshit#surely they could've had her take a central stance between the increasing aggression of Cobra Kai and Miyagi Do's attempts to stand up for#themselves. And used that to demonstrate that the people within Cobra Kai aren't just doomed to become monsters#like Sam (and Hawk) seem to believe right now#really hoping she's coming back later and that this is being done with a purpose
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im so excited that i want to go rn!!!!!!!!
#u guys. living life like it's going to end in a few days makes it so fucking awesome#cause like im moving right so every time i go out or something it feels like borrowed time like#i stole last few moments of happiness from fate#and i can let go so easily and it just feels sooooo much better without all the anxiety#like damn people just live like this 24/7??#i CANNOT wait to be done with my exams in a year then i won't have any big stress always weighing over me all the time#tho probably adulting responsibilities will be overwhelming and stressful in a different way but i hope it's ol#what the fuck man life is really just hanging out with people you love and understand you best#meeting new people sucksssssss i love hanging out with my sisterand my childhood bestfriend and nobody else#well unless they've been vetted and verified by my girlies like my sisters guy was really fun to hang out with tooooo#life is really just about like 3 to 4 people you love and having fun om weekends festivals occasions huh😭#seems obvious but i think all this kinda got lost in the self isolation and depression lol😭#nyway im excited to buy some glittery eyeliner!!!! and a new top!!!!!!! god i love having money#i got it now friends money family secret to happiness
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me watching sab season 2, just mentally repeating to myself: it's not an adaptation it's high budget fanfiction, it's not an adaptation it's high budget fanfiction
#YOU CAN'T JUST PUT THE BATHROOM SCENE THERE#AND THEN TRY AND CRAM EVERY GOOD KANEJ LINE INTO IT BC YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN THE SPACE FOR THEM ALL TO COME OUT NATURALLY#YOU WERE GIVEN MORE TIME THAN YOU NEEDED TO TELL A STORY AND YOU'VE *COMPACTED* IT#like don't get me wrong i love a lot of what they've done here!#but like. s1 was mirroring the soc plot. so i assumed s2 would mirror crooked kingdom#but like. s1 was MUCH lower stakes than soc and gave room for it to build from there#it was a believable prequel even with the changes made#but s2 just feels like they've tried to fit every good ck moment in here#except they've allowed no buildup whatsoever#so every good moment from the books just feels cheap as hell#and i can't imagine how they could ever try to do the book plots in a future season when they've already sucked them dry#like im only on episode 3 maybe it'll change and im still for the most part enjoying watching it#but. [internal screaming]#like what is the point of this scene if kaz isn't running on 3 days no sleep and planning to walk to his death#what is especially the point of this scene if INEJ HAS YET TO SEE HIS TRAUMA AFFECT HIM#sab spoilers#six of crows#shadow and bone s2
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reducing mike and el's love for each other to something that'll make their relationship stumble and fall if not evaporate when they break up will never not be like emptying a room and then walking in and wondering why its empty.
#like it would be great if there was fighting involved im not gonna lie#mike and el being like lets break up <3 yeah okay :D makes no fucking sense okay they're both lost#and neither reacts well to that kind of stuff. mike is incredibly defensive and el is incredibly determined to getting the truth#and she could very well scream and he might very well scream too if he's still getting defensive like a yknow like an ass#im not gonna say 'neither is' like ik whats gonna happen in s5 but i will say neither /should/ be soft enough for a mutual breakup with#no sort of angst when they're both at the very least conflicted (in different ways) because of their relationship#but aside from all that fighting what i mean to say is idk that i agree with the fact that the biggest issue with mike and el is that they-#-have no foundation like they could never work even as friends#when at the end of the day that is essentially just an anti-mi/even rage that falls flat when this could stop at friends.#they dont need to be in constant tension forever in order to go their ways like they've realized all they were to each other was kissing#theyve done countless things for one another there is love there. and it does not cancel out mike and will nor el being free from mi/even#its givin ''mike said im not scared of u to el but he said what is wrong with u when she got lucas unconscious so he is scared of her!''#big picture maybe#elmike
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youre luterally beloved by all i can't believe this. why would they do this. Do you think this is how jesus' apostles felt
It is okay my students your unyielding love has brought me back
#the fact that it was only 3 hours is killing me#i was ready to wait like 4 days for them to even realize what they've done and then suddenly im resurrected#cramswering
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me and the work girlies having socialist convos at the end of the day
#funny as hell like. we finished our workload about half an hour early#because they've hired so many of us temps. who are improving at the job each day#that there's just been less to spread around#yet bc work culture is dumb our manager suddenly told everyone to push the carts we'd already sorted#into a square in the middle of the floor? which we've never done before#and the permanent staff had no idea why either. they were also confused but resigned#I passed one and said ''hey so is this just because we have 20 minutes of the shift left''#and she just laughed and shrugged and was like idk ask him lmaooo#definition of busywork#so we're all just standing around for 10 minutes until the manager starts calling people over to move... other stuff idk.#and I'm walking to join them when this small group of coworkers behind me goes HEY#you don't need to go. look he's got enough people and he's not looking stay heeere#so we just end up swapping stories about the managers giving us tips to process the conveyer faster#even tho we uhhh work SO hard already. :)#and one woman went ''I was thinking. ummm. I could go faster. but you gonna pay me more??? so I worked slower ❤️''#nothing but respect for us grunts here tho vs the management. I've never known a single person in the 3 weeks I've been here#to not come and help someone who looks busy on the opposite conveyer when theirs is slow#turns out people are naturally nice and helpful when you don't take advantage and try and make them work harder#bosses will never learn this <3
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so i've been taking magnesium supplements for. a lil under a week now? and i don't know if anything is happening majorly but i do feel different than i was before
#i mostly got them bc i saw ppl talking about how they help anxiety. and a bottle of 100 at walmart was like 3-4 bucks#and it's like. huh. it's not... terrible#i've tried multivitims and they've done NOTHING for me#and i finished a bottle of 150 taking two a day#i think the thing is i don't know how im supposed to feel in general so#personal
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like not to sound like some edgy piece of shit but that is also why horror is like such a breath of fresh air to me lmao like in almost all the horror media i've seen
#like horror media is the most accurate representation of real life for me cause . life is suffering!!! life is pain!!!#everything fucking hurts !!!!#like i really liked that there were multiple suicidal characters in made in abyss#or at least a common theme was that death is sometimes the one and only way to relieve your suffering#bc thats true! the best day of my life will be the day i die bc i will not be in pain anymore !!! <3 SO TRUE MIA !!!#even the characters that werent horribly deformed like mitty and irumyuui. vueko wanted to kill herself bc of trauma#and saw my beloved i LOVE SAW !!!!! and i FIRMLY BELIEVE that saw is just like real life <3#bc a lot of the victims arguably did not deserve to die. they did not deserve to be “tested”#a lot of good people suffer irl and a lot of bad people get away with what they've done#and sometimes you wake up in a situation that is not your fault but theres nothing you can do to get out of it#sometimes you are forced to endure something that will maim or kill you#and if ONE PERSON decided it was not worth it to hurt you you could have been spared.#and sometimes you panic bc the easier option may be letting yourself die but you wish it wasnt#you wish there was a key or that someone would come and free you painlessly but there isnt a third option#sometimes its immense pain and then death or just death. and you can only pick between those two#sometimes all the fucking tables are turned against you and you can do nothing to fight back! ultimately you just have to take it#and nobody is coming to save you either. someone picked YOU to be the one to suffer and die and now you just have to endure it
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