#they're............ c u te

[alienintrees]

Wild Blue Yonder!!!

okokok I have officially watched it here are my thoguhts:

AHGHAHAGHAGHAGHGAHAHHGHGAH

me and my dad are big fans of Alien and The Thing so we were watching it and pointing out shit like how those dark corridoor things with the blue and green lights looked like the nostromo and stuff aghahghgahah sci-fi my beloved

the mimicry thing??? holy shit?? so cool????????? I think te weird crab crawl thing was defo a reference to the exorcist

exiistential horro rmy beloved <3<3<3 I think the scene before they meet the mimics where they're looking out at the empty space was soooo cool. I felt genuine dread it was just,, incredible.

When there was that scene when it was abt to explode ad it was all slow motion I was freaking out so bad oh my godddddds

ok loooove the way David was playing the mimic ver of the doctor, like doing little things to make his expression and tone just slightly off, it was soooo cool

I looooove the design of the Captain w/ the skull that kinda resembled a deer or goat I think??

OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD BERNARD CRIBBINS!!!! I JUST I JUST OH. MY. F U C K I N G . G O D.

Shed actual tears when he came on screen.

[guillemelgat]

Here's another song translation, by Mallorcan band Reïna! Since they're from the Balearic Islands and I don't think I've made a post about that dialect of Catalan I thought this would be an interesting chance to do that as well. But also the song is just really pretty, so I hope you guys enjoy!

Ja m’ha quedat clar que ara vols ser tu es dolent It’s become clear to me that now you want to be the bad guy I que m’escoltes per a no estar tot sol amb es teus pensaments And that you listen to me not to be all alone with your thoughts I que tots es camins que no fèiem encara hi són And that all the roads we never took are still there Tot i que ara semblin més llargs i torts Even though now they seem longer and more twisted

Ja m’ha quedat clar que no tenc clar si t’entenc It’s become clear to me that I’m not clear if I understand you I que te m’acostes per no estar tot sol en es mals moments And that you get close to me not to be all alone in the worst moments I que tot es temps que teníem s’ha fos And that all the time we had has melted Entre es dits que ara semblen més llargs i torts Between fingers that now seem longer and more twisted

[ TORNADA: Ets tan dolç que per dins me mata You’re so sweet that it kills me inside Te tenc tan a prop que sempre m’enrampes I hold you so close that you always give me a shock És tan fort que ja no té importància It’s so much that it doesn’t matter anymore Ets tan dolent que m’arriba a fer gràcia You’re so bad that it’s become funny to me ]

Ja m’ha quedat clar que ara ets tu es dolent It’s become clear to me that now you’re the bad guy I que m’enyores només quan saps que ho has fet malament And that you only miss me when you know you’ve done a bad job I maldament mos enteníem, ara ja no And even though we used to understand each other, we don’t now I d'ençà es dies crec que tornen més llargs i tot And from hereon out I think the days are becoming longer and all

[ TORNADA ]

Here are some features of Balearic/Mallorcan Catalan which you can hear in the song:

l'article salat - instead of el/la/els/les it's es/sa/es/ses

different distributions/realization of the neutral vowels - /ə/ can also be pronounced in stressed syllables (generally where you would have /ε/ in Central Catalan) and there's similar vowel reduction to Valencian of /ɔ/ and /o/ to /o/ rather than /u/

Using the pronomial clitics me/te/etc. which in Central Catalan usually only come after the verb before verbs instead of the forms em/et/etc. - also note mos (= ens/nos) which also occurs in lots of other dialects of Catalan

importància and gràcia are pronounced importanci and graci (this is common with a lot of words ending in -cia)

tenc = tinc

maldament = encara que

Bonus: Pronouncing /k/ as palatal /c/ - this is much less common, but the lead singer of Reïna does it which I thought was interesting (in contrast to Maria Jaume who doesn't seem to)

[knightlycowboy]

im making myself cry over this din&grogu father&son fic holy shit they're so fu ck ing c u te

[koushirouizumi]

{D I G I M O N} 02 ~ @.M.V. x “Kocchi wo Muite” {“Look This Way”} M U S I C © C.L.A.M.P / K O D A N S H A (Originally from: C a r d c a p t o r S a k u r a) + DAIHIKA

Summary:

“Although you show C O U R A G E, YOU’VE{?} got it B A C K W A R D S A {m a i d e n}’s H E A R T is {f r a g i l e} and T R Y I N G…”

"Throughout all of the {xxxx} WE'RE I N V I N C I B L E"--

D i g i m o n 02 © T O E I @.M.V. by Me No $$$ is being made off this Fan-work

Notes: -This part took about just over 2hr's already. - Aiming for an 08-02 finish, but let’s see what happens…!! - This @.M.V. is overall a Stand-alone work. (It is not directly involved with my other work); However, it can be considered a work For the storyline that’s a precursor to Repeat-verse, which came before that story was conceived!) Therefore, it can be watched as a Stand-alone! - I reused a part of an older edit for the Tri P.V.; (for timing placements) it had an old subtitle on, but I’ll remove that for the finished version! (There is also a moment of R.O.D!Taichi for Timing) {If it works for full out-line, I might keep it in, as it works for 'verse} However, the work is overall/near-wholly 02-focused (so far)! - There is a small amount of out-of-context scenes, However, they're all meant to overall parallel the lyric.

{I have not yet re-written the DaiHika storyline involved with the past fic-verse of mine; So please take this work as a sort of preview to it!}

(Further lyric{s} under ‘read more’!)

“Turn this way, don't look anywhere else, darling It'd be bad if you weren't completely by MY side… Although you show courage, you've got it backwards A maiden's heart is fragile and trying—”

If we get separated by any distance I’ll come after you

(J.P.N): Kocchi wo muite yo So mi shinaide Daarin Chanto watashi no soba ni inakucha dame da yo Tsuyogari datte uragaeshi Otome-gokoro kyun to setsunai…

Donna ni tookute hanarete 'te mo  Oikakete 'ku wa—

I'm like a jasmine flower, right? You want to turn towards my strong fragrance I love you more than anyone So look at only me, okay?

{Verse #2} If it's for love, you'll get stronger, darling So it's true, I'll always be your cute kid Although there are some bad feelings in life No one will ever give up on a maiden's heart

Throughout all of the pain We're invincible

I'm clumsy around you Protect only ME A magical love ONLY for US We should KEEP THAT our S E {C R E T}---

Jasumin no hana no you ni ne Tsuyoku kaotte furimukasetai Dare yori mo anata ga suki Watashi dake mitsumete ite ne?

Koi no tame nara tsuyoku nareru no Daarin Honto wa zutto kawaii ko de itai kedo Yakimochi datte maji da kara Otome-gokoro dare ni mo makenai

Donna ni tsurai koto ga atte mo Futari wa muteki

Bukiyou na anata no koto Mamoreru no wa watashi dake da yo Koi no mahou futari ni dake Wakariaeru HI{MITSU na n' da yo}--

NOTE: The speaker may be speaking as if theyre NOT BEING CONSISTENT with their {FEELINGs}.

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[ase-trollplays]

Y●u d●n't need much redempti●n. Y●u're an assh●le, n●t a m●nster. Things will ●nly get better f●r y●u ●nce y●u survive surgery and can get m●st ●f y●ur life back.

And I swear t● g●d if y●u put ●n s●mething stupid ●n purp●se I'm chucking the rem●te at y●ur head. I d●n't want t● see anything like trash TV ab●ut keeping up with celebrity families ●r s●ap ●peras ●r s●me lame ass b●ring thing.

>> You'd settle for most things, but the things you listed will not be tolerated. That's grounds for Extra Annoyance. You're caught up on most movies since you can float into theaters and watch what's out, but you haven't seen a good cartoon in ages.

Meh, that s●unds like t●● much eff●rt f●r n●t much pay●ff. As l●ng as they aren't starting bullshit, I guess it d●esn't really matter. If they have m●re than tw● braincells, they'll keep the fact they're secretly highbl●●ds t● themselves.

With a gang like the Marked ar●und, they'd have t● be either c●mpletely stupid ●r really fucking c●nfident they w●n't get caught t● want t● live there in the first place.

>> Actually, speaking of the Marked...

I ●ughta pay Leri●t a visit in his dreams s●metime. I need t● give him shit ab●ut having a crush ●n me, which apparently every fucking b●dy knew except me.

>> Nevermind that you also had a crush on him albeit in a different quadrant, and you wonder if your own crush was every bit as obvious as his was. God, you hope not. That's just embarrassing.

ase-trollplays​:

●h c●me ●n, it’s n●t like there’s a t●n ●f characters in life supp●rt suits t● c●mpare y●u t●. Besides, being c●mpared t● Vader isn’t all bad. He g●t his redempti●n in the end and became ●ne ●f the g●●d guys.

>> Sure, he also died at the end, but whatever. The important thing is he died one of the good guys.

I mean, sure, I guess I c●uld c●ntr●l the rem●te myself, but I’m curi●us what y●u w●uld pick f●r me t● watch. I wanna see what y●u think my tastes are.

Besides, the real challenge will c●me when s●me●ne changes the channel. I will fight f●r that rem●te like an imperial s●ldier.

>> Hopefully you’ll only have to fight for the tv once or twice before “Leave the tv on for the ghost” becomes a normal thing. It’s not like you’re paying the bills around there. Surely Ullane can afford the extra caegers on the electricity bill if it means you’re not minding everyone else’s business or harassing people.

>> If you could possess people for longer than a minute without giving them a heart attack, googling would be easy. Alas, you’re not at that level yet.

I’d like t● think Hannah has m●re integrity than that, but I w●uldn’t be surprised if they ditched the an●n thing if everything went t● hell. Like I said, a highbl●●d an●n will never really be ●ne ●f them.

There were a l●t ●f an●ns in my ●ld neighb●rh●●d. N●w I’m w●ndering h●w many ●f them were secretly highbl●●ds.

“/\/I'mmm not interested in being fucking ‘redeemmmed.'“

“/\/But he did die at the end of that mmmovie, so your commmparison isn’t totally immmbecilic.“

> ‘Redemption’, what a joke. You of all people certainly weren’t going to get the chance for that, even if you were worth that kind of trouble.

“/\/How do you know I won’t put on sommme boring shit that will piss you off until you change the channel yourself?“

“/\/I have no idea what you’d be into, oh specter of what would be considered traitorous mmmaterials.“

“/\/So I guess we’ll find out if I can commmpletely randommmly guess sommmething good. Or intentionally trash.”

> They’d probably be into either cartoons or action shows, if you absolutely had to guess.

“/\/Not hard to find out which anons are highbloods, just send themmm an outlandish bill for sommme bullshit.“

“/\/The rich ones will pay it without giving a shit, the poor ones will actually realize they’re being swindled.“

> Or, you know, you’d basically only catch the stupid rich ones. But a scam like that wasn’t terribly uncommon. The point was to do it to a lot of people since it only had to work once.

“/\/But if I had to guess based purely on statistics, I’d put the ammmount as very low.“

“/\/Lowbloods don’t lose mmmuch going anon, but a highblood has to put in an assload of effort. That mmmeans there won’t be mmmany that bother.“

[icharchivist]

THEY ARE SO UNNECESSARELY DRAMATIC I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

[bnjmin]

it's while he's cooking them dinner that she sneakily slips in behind him, pressing into his back as arms snake around his waist - done quickly just so that he doesn't have the opportunity to start GRUMBLING at her. soon she buries her face between his shoulder blades like she's just cuddling into him... but hardly even ten seconds later her lips press against his back and she starts blowing raspberries.

she scares him,     actually,     because he doesn’t hear her coming,     and the soft slide of her arms around his middle make him jolt.     (     he hopes that she doesn’t say anything,     so that he doesn’t have to fib to her and say that he just got burnt by some stray grease,     or something.    he tries to keep    lying to mae     on a   …     need-to-do kind of basis.     )

      it’s kind of nice,     actually.     not that he’d ever tell her unless she caught him super tired and super vulnerable,    but.     he enjoys it.      she might be able to recognize that by the way his initial tension fades into nothing,     the way he relaxes back into her a little bit.

he’s just opening his mouth to ask what,     exactly,     this affectionate occasion is,     before he feels this rumbling in between his shoulder blades,     hears the ridiculous sound of her mouth against his shirt.    it’s hard to sound serious when he’s asking,     “     what the   fuck     are you doing     ?    “    while trying to hold in his laughter.

@dovaeh

[mushroomminded]

@nedia-soma

What is happening? Why us Milo so… Cheery? This isn’t going to be good at all!

[jin-was-here]

A-got-dang-dorble.

[mrs-hatake]

i'mma be honest I want to see your answer to all of the questions, from A to Z. if you feel like answering, PLEASE

ksudhwajsdcgsgd OH MY!!

okay okay, A/K/Z have already been answered here

B:  What was the first fandom you read fic in?  Which was the first you wrote fic for?

the first fandom I read a fic for was my chemical romance and it was a gerard x f!oc x frankie and I didn't even know what fanfiction was but I wanted more! 😂

the first fandom I wrote for was bandom (band fandom) but I don't remember which band I wrote for first.

C:  How did you come up with the title to [insert fic]?

most of my fics are song lyrics or things that pop into my head :p

D: What’s the most personal fanfic you’ve written?

on this blog? it has to be je te laisserai

E: What character do you identify with most?  Is there a certain fic of yours that captures these qualities particularly well?

kakashi. we're both hella depressed and we believe that we're undeserving of love. also, we're both lowkey su!c!dal. I haven't written anything that showcases how I can relate to kakashi but maybe in the future!

F: Is there a song or a playlist to associate with [insert fic]?

I need a title angel :(

G: If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would it be about?

same as above 😅

H: How would you describe your writing style?

a mess lol. I get possessed by a writing ghost and have no idea what I wrote lol and I don't proof read either.

but then when there are times I am consumed by writer's block that I simply cannot write.

I: How many fandoms have you written in?  Do you have a favorite?

I've written for game of thrones, marvel, anime, kpop, supernatural and peaky blinders.

my favorite are game of thrones and marvel because they're interactive.

J:  What’s your favorite fanfic trope?  Have you written it?

enemies to lovers and no I haven't :(

L:  Which of your fanfics was the most emotionally challenging to write?

definitely eddie helps you with depression from my marvel blog

M: What’s the weirdest AU scenario you’ve ever come up with?  Did it turn into a story?

I don't have a weird scenario but I did write a bnha/naruto crossover fic where I talked about the similarities between bakugo and sasuke and why bakugo is way better. I sadly deleted it from ao3 and I can't find it on my laptop :/

N: Any fic ideas brewing that you’d care to share?

an extremely angsty toji one shot im working on

O: What are your thoughts on people writing fanfic of your fanfic?

never happened to me but I wouldn't mind if I was credited ^-^

P:  Where did you find the most inspiration for your story < insert title >?

most of my fics are inspired by songs or by my life lol

Q: Do you like getting prompts from your readers?

I used to but not anymore. im just not that committed or talented.

R: Which writers (fanfic or otherwise) do you consider the biggest influence on you and your writing?

my soulmate. she's the reason I'm trying so hard to improve my writing. I want to be her equal when it comes to writing.

S: How do you feel about fan art inspired by your writing?

I WOULD BE HONORED ❤️

T: Any fanfic tropes you can’t stand?

miscommunications, love triangles, arranged marriage and soulmate au. ik ik how can I hate soulmate aus when I have a soulmate of my own? see, my soulmate is platonic and not romantic. I just don't like the idea of someone deciding who my lover would be without my consultation or permission.

U: Is there a pairing you would like to write, but haven’t tried yet.

gojo x utahime, chilumi and obito x y/n :(

V: Are there certain comments you’ve received on your stories that have stuck with you?

"Awesome topic and you delivered it so well! I didn't know I need this fic until I read it, Dany's emotions and her realization of how special Sansa is to all these people is shown very believably here. And she's probably more in character here than in actual series. I love this." from my got fic on ao3

"Honestly, this fic has given me so much to think about because now I am in love with the idea of Tyrion making scenarios that required Sansa and Sandor to be together simply for his own amusement (though we would deny this, of course).

Not sure what you mean about writing skills failing, because this was absolutely adorable! The way you wrote it is exactly how I feel it would be written if this scene (Tyriom catching on) was canon. I felt that you did a good job in capturing Tyrion's thought process, and the story overall was so cute! So glad I read this! Keep up the great work :D" from another got fic on ao3

W: What is your favorite pairing to write?  Favorite pairing to read?

shikafemnaru!! I read anything with femnaruto 😂

X: How would you categorize your fanfic reading?  Are you a voracious reader?  Do you carefully pick and choose?  Something in between?

I carefully pick and choose but there are times when a fic would just randomly catch my interest

Y: What are your thoughts on your personal satisfaction with something you’ve written vs. the popularity of your stories?  Do you tend to be most satisfied with your most popular stories?

my most popular fic is this and I'll always be thankful for it and I am satisfied with it but im honestly selfish and I want some of my other fics to receive the same amount of love.

well, that was the end of it! thank you for this ❤️

[pedropascalssimp]

Surprise!

Pedro Pascal x reader

Request:okay sad mood? happy request. okay so. get this. pedro’s at comic con. his girlfriend (or wife or i dunno) surprises him during the photo ops and he’s like ‘JALSKIDD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN NEW YORK’ and i have no other ideas i’m sorry 👉👈🥺

Summary: y/n (pedro's girlfriend) decides that after so many weeks apart she can't go another day without seeing him. So she gives him a surprise visit while he's filming for his new show.

Warnings: its short. fluff and more fluff?

A/n: I hope you don't mind but I decided to make it be the reader surprising him on set of the mandalorian.....😶👉👈I'm sorry

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It's been weeks since you last saw pedro in person, his job keeping him away from you. And although you was happy for him and his new project, it left you feeling alone. But you kept those feelings to yourself not wanting to worry your beloved boyfriend considering he was over the moon about his new role.

And to be honest so was you.

The smile that lit up his face when he realized he had the part in the TV show the mandalorian he was so excited, he even done a little victory dance which your heart nearly exploded over considering his dancing is adorable, And dorky.

over the last two weeks he has been calling you every chance he gets, and throughout breaks of filming he texts you sweet little things and such. That's something you love about him, he always tries his hardest to keep in contact with you, making it his goal to let you know how much he loves you. And you do the same thing.

Like right now, you was laid on the sofa as some show was playing on TV, but your attention was on your phone as you wait for his usual call, the cellphone setting on your chest as you patiently wait.

And as you expected it rang, his contact photo popping up making your heart do flips. You quickly sit up and grab it, answering it with a smile.

" hello!? " you say excitedly into the phone, hearing his giggle on the other side.

" hello mi amor, how is you're day been? " he replied, you could practically hear the smile on his face as he spoke, his voice making you softly sigh in contentment and lay back down on the sofa.

" it's been alright, I nearly burnt the appartment down trying to cook ramen noodles on the stove " you tell him, he laughs on the other end, a soft amused smile playing on your lips.

" I wouldn't doubt it, you're cooking skills are terrible, No offense! "

" hey! You said you love my cooking! " you pout, a little frown on your face, you thought he actually liked your....good cooking skills.

" but that's only because I hadn't eaten all day when you fixed me a meal..." he laughed, the sound a beautiful melody you could listen to for eternity.

You scoff as you sit up on the sofa and start flipping through the channels on TV, " and that's why we either eat take-out or you cook mr. Pascal " you grumbled.

" because I'm a better cook? " he asks amused, you giggle.

" of course you are " you tell him honestly. He chuckles, but that chuckle turns into a little sigh as his end gets quiet for a moment.

" Te extraño tanto mi amor " he says in a quiet manner, that's when you detect the tiredness in his voice. You sigh as well and put the TV remote down. Your heart fluttering at his accent you love so dearly.

" I have no idea what you just said, except for the end part, I understand that " you say in a whisper, a sheepish smile on your lips.

He chuckles with a sigh, " I said I miss you " he explained.

" I miss you too pedro, and sadly even you're terrible dad jokes that always seem to make me laugh for some odd reason, even though they're not funny.... " you tell him, he chuckles once more making a small smile appear on your face.

" and here I thought you actually appreciated them! " he jokes with fake betrayal making you laugh out loudly.

" I do! ...." you trail off with a teasing grin.

" I since a but somewhere in there " he states. You giggle and decide to continue.

" but...There really not that funny. " you reply as he gasps dramatically.

" how could you not find them funny!? " he exclaimed. Just as you was about to reassure him that they was somewhat funny, he cuts you off. " I have to go y/n, duty calls." he said sadly making you sigh. You wished you could talk to him longer, but you knew he had to go.

" okay, I hope you have a good day and I love you Pedro. " you say. You can hear him letting out a exhausted huff.

" I love you more y/n, I'll call you tonight bye. " he mumbled into the phone and hanging up.

You sigh and hang up as well, already missing the sound of his voice. You wished more then anything to just hug the man tightly, kiss every inch of his face and tell him how much you love him. But you still had a while until that moment comes.

Unless....

You smile widely as the idea that has just ran across your mind causes your heart to pound in excitement. Without a second thought you pull your phone back up and start sorting out your plan.

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To long, it's been to long since Pedro has slept peacefully or held his love, telling her how much he loves her. He misses going to sleep gazing into her beautiful y/e/c eyes, waking up in her arms as she snores softly. He misses giving her kisses, tight hugs and their usual little cuddles they can't go a day without.

He doesn't know if he can go another day without her.

As Pedro changes out of his mandalorain costume and into his normal clothes putting his black glasses on, he prepares to leave the set and go get some rest in his hotel, after he calls y/n of course.

Right when he opened the door he was greated by a grinning Gina. Confused he goes to ask her why she was standing outside his dressing room and not leaving set until she literally drags him out of the room and throughout the building.

" Gina?! Do you mind telling me what's happening right now?" he asks, she only smiles at him.

" it's a surprise Pedro" is all she said before they reached the area of the building where they usually have lunch breaks.

And that's when he sees her, a smile on her face and eyes glued to her hands nervously as she waits fot Gina get back. His love, his y/n.

Pedro literally feels his heart flutter at the sight of her. And when she looks up to see him, her heart melts at the sight of him, his adorable glasses and big smile on his face. She runs to him, his name falling from her lips in glee.

He meets her halfway and engulfed her in a tight hug, spinning her around as he lifts her up. She giggles at him. Once he stops spinning and puts her back down he brings his hands up to cup both her cheeks and look deep into her beautiful eyes, her eyes gazing into his coffee brown eyes with so much love.

" ¡Mi amor, te ves tan hermosa! ¿No puedo creer que estés aquí " he rushed out excitedly making the woman's face glow with happiness. Her arms around his neck as she giggles up at him.

" I couldn't handle not seeing you for another day, I needed to see you Pedro..." she explained, he smiles down at her with his adorable smile. She then quickly leans up, softly capturing his lips with hers in a soft kiss. He smiles into the kiss and closes his eyes. Both souls forgetting about Gina being in the room.

But she quickly walks out the room grinning with amusement at the love birds.

" I thought you was in New York!?" he asks his girlfriend with a smile, after they broke the kiss. She sighs dreamily up at him.

" well I was until I decided to pay you a visit " she says with such love as she adoringly kisses his nose, but he pulls her in for another short but loving kiss. His lips against her soft ones as they moved together perfectly.

As they pull apart y/n softly smirks at the man. While he leans his forehead on hers. " so.... About what you said about my cooking skills?" she asks with a playful tone.

He rolls his eyes and chuckles, " at least I didn't make fun of you're jokes like you did mine." he muttered accusing y/n on how she talked about his dad jokes. A pout on his face.

She then rolls her eyes and laughs at him. Slowly dragging her hand across his shoulder and up to his slightly scruffy cheek, admiring his gorgeous eyes and little patches of hair she absolutely loves. It was in this moment she realizes how lucky she is to have this man in her arms, her heart swelling at the loving and adoring look in his eyes as they flicker across her face.

" I missed you so much y/n..." he whispers, his voice soothing to hear in person and not over a phone.

" I missed you too pedro" she smiles at him as she tries not to get overwhelmed by this man, finally being with him again just amazed her and him both.

They both stared at each other as they stood in the lunch room of the building he worked at, the love around them visible to anyone who walked by. The two souls talking away at what their lives was like when they was away, talking about how much they missed each other.

And when they went back to pedro’s hotel room and cuddled the night away, Pedro finally fell asleep peacefully. Because now he had his beautiful y/n.

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A/n: okay so this is pure garbage.

Also the translations is this: (I miss you my love.)

(my love you look so beautiful, what are you doing here?!)

Also I'm not sure if it's accurate considering I used Google translation... So...

I hope u dudes enjoy this trash I've thrown together!

[bemey]

[found this in my drafts] Skwisgaar, Toki, and Murderface in Tamriel

combining my hyperfixations let's gooooooooooooooooo

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

it's very obvious that as a Swede, his race in a fantasy universe would be that fantasy universe's version of our world's ye olde Scandinavians (aka, he'd be a Nord, duh) BUT i like to think if you gave him a pair of fake elf ears matching his skintone, he'd pass as just a really pale Altmer

he's beautiful, tall, slender, arrogant and talented, im sure he'd fit right in with either group, maybe even less so with Nords since Nord society values brute strength and high tolerance for alcohol, of which Skwisgaar has neither (I know he beat up that one guy with his guitar once BUT!!! he's absolutely the least violent fifth of Dethklok)

as a non-metal-musician in Tamriel im sure he'd have mastered a magic school instead of electric guitar, but i can't really figure out *which* school, *maybe* enchanting, *maybe* mysticism, but if i had to pick i'd settle on one of the schools governed by Willpower (alteration, destruction and restoration) because, let's be real, he's more dedicated (to his life passion) than he is intelligent >_>;;

the thing is, i'd make an argument that epic guitar solos heal people (not physically), so that'd be restoration, BUT if he was in a party of sorts I can't really imagine him as just a healer on the sidelines (that's Toki and Mface's thing hehehe), he needs something, hm...... Flashier. like fireball spells, but then again he's not really violent on the show and doesnt get into many fights (unlike SOMMMEEE people), so i'd say both Destruction and Restoration

BUT there's also Illusion magic, with which you seduce, make yourself shiny, paralyse, calm people etc and i cant think of a better analogy for guitar playing that stuns you and puts you into a trance because it's just so good

(also FYI nord males get a penalty in willpower and personality but i suppose he overcomes that, because i have trouble imagining him not heavily using skills governed by those stats)

and for the class- im forcing myself to pick from the set of 21 standard classes and looking at (this page) for reference because if i took custom classes into account it'd really complicate things-

an obvious answer'd be Bard, which makes sense because, you know, being popular and attractive, but in a gameplay sense it's more stealth and less magic (also if we picked bard just because he's a musician in the MTL universe, all other DK members would be bards too and that's pretty lame)

looking at the page i linked, the ''Healer'' class fits the bill, governing personality, willpower, destruction, restoration, speechcraft, and illusion. i wont lie, it doesnt sound the coolest (compare to a class desc like Nightblade, now that shit's awesome), but it makes the most sense to me

TL;DR nord by blood BUT looks and acts like a high elf, class: healer

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Toki Wartooth a nord as well but! i've met plenty of nord dudes in ES games who are really nice to me but kind of not too smart (think Thrud in Godsreach in Mornhould the city that came with Tribunal the DLC for TES3 Morrowind), and im not saying Toki isn't smart (he's educated enough, has geeky interests, knows a thing or two about model-plane building, i think he might be one of the smarter DK members actually) but a nearly-fatal flaw is his naivety which would unfortunately translate into a low intelligence or maybe personality stat in a TES game

when you have a low personality stat, NPCs dont like you as much, and (in Morrowind) whatever options you pick while Persuading an NPC are less effective, even taunt and intimidate)

but i wanna argue in the case of Toki in Tamriel, that low personality stat wouldn't come in the form of being an intimidating douchebag, because we all know Toki's really, really nice, and he has his moments of being a jerk on the show, but he's mostly kind and polite, especially to strangers, and *definitely* holds the title of ''Dethklok member most likely to agree to an autograph and selfie with a fan after a concert and then give them a friendly hug''

it's difficult for me to decide which attributes he'd govern, and a lowered luck isn't possible at character creation, but i'd lower it if possible

high strength, yes, i can imagine Toki with either a blunt or blade

high willpower, competent with restoration and destruction like Skwisgaar, but not as dedicated to the mastery, duh

high endurance- knowing the shit he's been through, might be pretty high

(''cheats death'' and ''unpredictable'' are both keywords i'd describe Toki by)

i have my eyes on either Crusader or Spellsword BUT I thought the class description for Scout fit Toki just perfect and I even made a little joke about it to my friend once

TL;DR nord spellsword or crusader, but i'd pick spellsword if i was forced to choose

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William Murderface

ive been so exicted to get to this one because, hear me out- khaijit pilgrim

Murderface's spirit animal is a dang tiger, man, and now it's true Murderface isn't very athletic or agile like a khaijit BUT listen, in Oblivion Khaijit get a daily power that let's them intimidate opponents because they're like, big cats, literally, like a tiger or lion and wouldn't you run if you saw one IRL? AND Murderface isnt very popular with fans, which I'd imagine would translate into low personality maybe, but Mface is dare i say pretty dang skilled at making people hate him or hate others or get into fights, aka using a high personality stat for bad (taunt/intimidate) not good (admire), which is why I instantly thought he'd be a Pilgrim (''They profit in life by bartering in the market, or by persuading the weak-minded.'')

look me in the eye and tell me lockpicking, sneaking and punching people arent things Murderface would love to do, also scamming merchants and stabbing people, and khaijit conveniently get a small bonus in Blade and you know who loves knives? M u r d e r f a c e

inappropiately urinating in places? cat. face like an inbred white tiger? cat. sneaky jerk? cat. also i just really want him to be a catboy, man

i did think of him as an Orc too because of the whole martial culture and being a race that was cursed with 'ugliness' (not always true, some orcs are pretty hot), *but* the martial culture orcs have isnt really the barfight kind nords or dunmer have, it's more organised and honourable is it not? they take fighting seriously

would you say Murderface'd rather practice like blunt weaponry all night and day, then go to war and die for his clan, *or* would he sneak in a tavern, steal shit, insult someone, then get into a bar fight? that's what i thought !!!!

fuckin obviously you cant appoint the latter to khaijit because that'd be racist and im not a huge fan of discrimination against beastfolk myself, an orc could be a thief too, but have a look at this:

(for orcs), and the minuses in intelligence is mostly what makes me think Murderface wouldnt be an orc because he's pretty smart

smart as in street-smart and smart with people, specifically at what makes people mad or do ugly things, and thats something I have to hand to Willy, he's cunning even if not always sucessful in that endeavor because of his bad luck and unattractiveness, but in terms of raw people-skills he's not so bad

and for his class- I know i said pilgrim earlier but i wanna consider some alternatives: rogue or thief

''a tongue as sharp as a blade'', and ''profits from the losses of others''? both Murderfacecore, but I might wanna stick with Pilgrim just because they're history nerds

TL;DR Khaijit pilgrim

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(this was an old wip i found in my drafts so i havent written Pickles's or Nathan's parts yet >_> sorry, i do have the ideas ready in my head though) (also feel free to share your opinions)

[peepapeep]

All right, here we go, au time babes!

Basicly if you haven't seen @kristenapplebees post, idea is there's an alternate universe where the fantasy high kids are all super polite and seen as good boys but are actually fucking evil.

Let's start with my little notes on the group as a whole before I say anything about the characters specifically :

They all have a heart pin, each diffrent colors of the rainbow signifying when they joined the good kids club

They use these colors for codes and stuff like "hey gorgug can you go fetch me some grape juice? I'm quite dehydrated" Actually means "gorgug where the fuck is kristen she has the diamond get her ass over here right now before she kills us all accidentally"

They're all one big poly of evil people, because I think it's c u te.

Honestly any ships with them are valid though

That's all I can think of for them as a group tbh, I'll be making other posts soon about them as individuals! Hope you enjoy!

[malka-lisitsa]

Ebasi maikata.

Damon.

"Ooh I love that one! It's p u n c h y. A lot of h a r d syllables. What about bitch? Or... asshole? And how do I demolish a man's honor and cut him down where he s t a n d s?"

Katherine smirked and shook her head.

"You want to know one of my favourite curses?  Kupi si sveshti!" It slid out of her mouth flawlessly. Despite the fact that Katherine had long since dropped her accent, she remained perfect in her bulgarian delivery.

"It means buy candles with it. The context, is we light candles at funerals. So basically, when they're so damn round of themselves, you take whatever it is, and throw it back at them by saying oh yea? buy candles with it! because you know... they'll need them for their funeral."

This was actually... kind of fun...?

" Or there's Shte te napravya na dve stotinki! Which means 'I'll make two cents out of you. Basically verbal domination, telling them that they are in fact worth only two cents... like a cheap hooker."

[mishkakagehishka]

So like ♡ here's the translation for this song ♡

Note that it has suggestive lines bc ofc but they're all jokes, like the rest of the song. And here's a link to the full audio. Vojko V world domination.

Vojko V - Bach Original lyrics in Croatian in italics and parenthesis, my translation in bold letters, but I left the names and final uh... musicology stuff on its own since it's intl. Note that I'm no pro, but I guess my qualifications is that cro is my native lang lmao also lots of footnotes bc wordplay and all

[Refrain] (VOJKO V JE BACH) x2 Vojko V is Bach x2 (SLUŠAM DRUGE REPERE) I listen to other rappers (I SAMO KAŽEM BAH) And I just say bah¹ (SVIRAM ORGULJE) I play the organ (NIKAD NISAM NASMIJAN) I'm never smiling (VOJKO V JE BACH) Vojko V is Bach (JOHANN SEBASTIAN)

(Radim klasiku prve klase) I make first-class classics (Sviram glasovir molto adaggio) I play the piano molto adaggio (Sviram čembalo pizzicato) I play the harpsichord pizzicato (Jedem pizzu quattro formaggio) I eat pizza - quattro formaggio (Sve šta gledan je chiaroscuro) Everything I look at is chiaroscuro (Jer u dvorcu mi svitle sviće) Because candles light up my castle (Dok ja radim na fugi) While I work on the fugue (Seljaci o meni šire priče) The peasants spread rumours about me (Da sam tašt i da nosim plašt) That I'm vain and that I wear a cape (Da sam čovik najzlobniji) That I'm the most evil man (Vidila si me samo jednom) You only saw² me once (Kad sam proša u kočiji) When I passed by in a carriage (Ja pogleda sam te mrko) I glowered at you (Dok sam jaha na koncert) While I was riding³ to the concert (Posli koncerta fanovi oće) After the concert the fans want to (Samnom udarit portret) Take⁴ a portrait with me (Pišem lajnove s gušćjim perom) I write my lines with a goose's feather (Da mi lajnovi budu gušći) So that my lines would be thicker⁵ (Slušam jedino samog sebe) I listen only to myself (Sve mi ostalo para uši) Everything else is torture to my ears (Svi me mrze jer nisam skroman) Everyone hates me because I'm not humble (Nisam skroman jer neću lagat) I'm not humble because I won't lie (Vojko v je bach) Vojko V is Bach (Zato ljudi kažu mi da sam bahat) That's why people tell me I'm arrogant⁶

[Refrain]

(Cili tjedan je meni vikend) The whole week is a weekend for me (Svaki vikend je radni dan) Every weekend is a workday (Cili tjedan sam stiffer) I'm a stiffer the whole week (Al na radnom mistu sam zavidan) But at my workplace I'm envious (Čajkovski je zavidan) Tchaikovsky is envious (Ljubomoran je beethoven) Beethoven is jealous (Kad mi listaju kajdanku) When they leaf through my music notebook (I vide moje hi-hatove) And see my hi-hats (Dam autogram za kmetove) I give autographs to the serfs (Kada siđem iz palače) When I come down from my palace (Jer u cilome beču imam) Because in all of Vienna I have (Trap bitove najjače) The best trap beats (Ja noću izvadim šibice) I take out matches at night (S njima upalim šteriku) I use them to light a candle (Da gledam barokne sisice) To look at baroque boobies⁷ (Dok nosim baroknu periku) While wearing a baroque wig (Dva puta mi godišnje) Twice a year (Zamp pošalje zlatnike) Zamp⁸ sends me gold coins (Cvike šalju mi cvike cvike) Glasses⁹ send me glasses, glasses (Vans šalje mi patike) Vans sends me shoes (A žene izgube DAH) And women lose their BREATH (Kad me slušaju na orguljama) When they listen to me on the organ (Vojko v je BACH) Vojko V is BACH (Sviram orgulje na orgijama) I play the organ at orgies

[Refrain]

(Čekaj) Wait (Uspori malo) Slow down a little (Polako) Slowly (Piano Pianissimo Pianissimo)

(STACCATO STACCATO STACCATO STACCATO STACCATO STACCATO STACCATO STACCATO)

(PORTAMENTO GLISSANDO LEGATO)

(STACCATO STACCATO STACCATO STACCATO STACCATO STACCATO STACCATO STACCATO)

(ARPEGIATTO FUMANTE CALZONE)

(Graziosso)

(VIVO VIVO VIVO VIVO VIVO)

(C-mol) C-minor (C-mol) C-minor (C-mol) C-minor

(SWITCH)

(G-mol) G-minor (G-mol) G-minor (G-mol) G-minor (G-mol) G-minor

(FORTE FORTE F O R T I S S I M O)

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1 - "Bah" is an interjection meant to express being unimpressed by something, a way of saying "it's nothing special" or "I could have done that, too/better"

2 - the verb "saw" is written here in the feminine form. No idea why I'm pointing this out, usually masc forms are used when speaking generally, but, ey

3 - the verb "riding" used here is specifically the one used to say "to ride a mount", like a horse

4 - the verb I translated as "take" is actually the verb we use when we say "to take a selfie"

5 - "guščje" - "belonging to a goose", and "gušći" - "thicker".

6 - Bach - pronounced as "Bah", "bahat" - "arrogant"

7 - He used the diminutive of the word for tits which makes it sound very childish (at least to me?). Hence "boobies" lmao

8 - ZAMP is the Croatian copyright thingy for music specifically. They protect artists' copyrights and help with promoting their work, and they're the ones paying the artists IIRC

9 - I have no idea what "glasses" are sending him glasses. There are no brands called "cvike", but it could be, and I know how I sound stylistically analysing this song, a form of a symbol or metonymy for any store dealing in glasses.

I'm gojng to be sick

[a-sxft-lxllaby]

The two letter password is the second to the North of the second to the right of the letter to the South of the sixteenth letter in the following alphebet

(Note: The alphabet was intended to look the way it does, despite how one of the lines may appear to be off)

A B C D E F G

H I J K LM N

O P Q R S T U

V W X Y Z

Crimson must remember this password, as it is important to a group of universal travelers that will arrive in the very distant future. Though it wouldn't hurt to have Grace remember it too

Together they have a powerful Soul that could alter, copy, or completely end the world if Hypno gets his hands on it. In order to prevent this, they must be allowed to complete their ultimate good deed and get back to the Dimensional Hallway

One of those two, or both if it really comes down to that, must use the aforementioned password to let them know the place they're in is where they're supposed to be. Said place being the place of His death

tl;dr: The ___ Gang cannot be left unchecked

The following message will self-destruct in One... Two... Te-

[Whatever disembodied voice was relying the message cuts to white noise, before completely fading out]

Crimson blinks, tilting her head before humming. "Shit sounds dangerous...Might as well remember that."