#they're wylan

[jazzkrebber]

forever believing that for anyone who kins jesper or wylan, the other is their favorite character

[wylanslcve]

I'm not leaving 2023 without the knowledge that one day I'll see them fall through a ceiling together.

[gwenpendragns]

JESPER FAHEY and WYLAN VAN ECK Shadow and Bone, ‘Yuyeh Sesh (Despise Your Heart)’

[charbroiledchicken]

Jesper "WHY THE FUCK DID I KISS KUWEI WYLAN IS TALLER" Fahey and Wylan "I think my father sent someone to kill me, but at least he's pretty" van Eck

[bitchthefuck1]

I feel like we never acknowledge the sheer comedy of the fact that when Wylan and Jesper help Inej take down merchers involved in the slave trade they're literally ratting out their shitty coworkers.

[theannoyeddragon82]

wow these bitches are really fucking gay

[sprnklersplashes]

(trying to make Jesper laugh while his mouth is full of water) Wylan: Hey Jes. What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Jesper: .... Wylan: 'Oops' Jesper: *physically shaking and going red in the face from trying not to laugh* Nina: Oppenheimer's like 'oops' Jesper: *spits out water* Jesper: OOPSENHEIMER Inej: *laughing so hard she falls off the table she was sitting on* OOPSENHEIMER ---------------------------------------------------- Kaz: I don't see what's so funny. Matthias: Me neither. Kaz:.... Matthias: ..... Kaz: OOPSENHEIMER Matthias: *wheezing* OOPSENHEIMER

[jpg-of-dorian-slay]

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

they're brilliant, baby-faced, criminals, who struggle reading, and they're perfect

[morallyambigous]

it drives me bat shit crazy when people compare helnik, kanej, and wesper and say that helnik and kanej are so deep an profound and all “i would’ve come for you” and “only in death will i be kept from this oath” but then say oh lol wesper is such a dorky quirky disaster, he kissed the wrong boy. when people say like “kaz reunited inej with her family, matthias gave up his religion for nina and jesper kissed the wrong boy” like there is something so reductive and infantilising about it that just drives me nuts. its crazy how the only queer couple in the series so far is reduced to made to feel silly and stupid compared to the depth and meaning of the hetero couples. like wesper is just as deep and meaningful and beautiful and does not deserve to be treated like a joke or less than. kanej, helnik, and wesper are all silly and deep and incredible and shouldn’t be compared. stop reducing the only openly queer couple in the whole series to the butt of a joke. 

[jazzkrebber]

the shadow and bone trilogy: we've overcome countless obstacles, moved past our differences, and rallied together to save the world from the darkling

the six of crows duology: we were trying to get some money and we think we saved the world or something?

[swiftiecrow]

Ah, yes, two of the most dangerous criminals of the barrel.

[five-of-cr]

i don't know which is cuter, jack or his sweater collection

[sainztificc]

Wylan sat forward like a schoolboy eager to prove he had answers. He drew a vial from his pocket. "This version works."

"It's a weevil?" Inej asked, examining it.

"A chemical weevil," said Jesper. "But Wylan still hasn't named it. My vote is for the Wyvil."

"That's terrible," said Wylan.

"It's brilliant." Jesper winked. "Just like you."

Wylan blushed daylily pink.

[sparrowmoth]

do you ever think about a wesper romcom anime or are you normal

[james-potters-glasses]

Jesper: “Why is that person glaring at you?”

Nina: “Oh, they accused me of being a creep for standing here for more than five minutes, and I may or may not have agreed and claimed I was here specifically to kidnap you. They didn’t know how to respond, so they’ve just been scowling at me from a distance ever since.”

Jesper: “…Shall we make an overly dramatic exit?”

Nina: “Nothing would please me more.”