#they're wylan

[jazzkrebber]

forever believing that for anyone who kins jesper or wylan, the other is their favorite character

[charbroiledchicken]

Jesper "WHY THE FUCK DID I KISS KUWEI WYLAN IS TALLER" Fahey and Wylan "I think my father sent someone to kill me, but at least he's pretty" van Eck

[wylanslcve]

I'm not leaving 2023 without the knowledge that one day I'll see them fall through a ceiling together.

[weaponizedducks]

so netflix grishaverse did the thing where they cut between the helnik and the s&b storyline. like one moment with alina and the next with nina and matthias exposition. i think they should have done that with wylan as well.

like imagine your watching this really intense, dramatic scene and suddenly it cuts to this random gay ginger kid in a mansion absolutely fucking shredding it on the flute. five seconds and then immediate cut back to prev scene. no explanation. this happens like twice every episode and each time it's just wylan doing random shit. he's drawing. he's staring at a wall. he's sighing gayly. yeah

[gwenpendragns]

JESPER FAHEY and WYLAN VAN ECK Shadow and Bone, ‘Yuyeh Sesh (Despise Your Heart)’

[bitchthefuck1]

I feel like we never acknowledge the sheer comedy of the fact that when Wylan and Jesper help Inej take down merchers involved in the slave trade they're literally ratting out their shitty coworkers.

[theannoyeddragon82]

wow these bitches are really fucking gay

[sprnklersplashes]

(trying to make Jesper laugh while his mouth is full of water) Wylan: Hey Jes. What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Jesper: .... Wylan: 'Oops' Jesper: *physically shaking and going red in the face from trying not to laugh* Nina: Oppenheimer's like 'oops' Jesper: *spits out water* Jesper: OOPSENHEIMER Inej: *laughing so hard she falls off the table she was sitting on* OOPSENHEIMER ---------------------------------------------------- Kaz: I don't see what's so funny. Matthias: Me neither. Kaz:.... Matthias: ..... Kaz: OOPSENHEIMER Matthias: *wheezing* OOPSENHEIMER

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[lunarthecorvus]

same crows same

[ejga-ostja]

Kaz and Wylan but they are bunnies in love

[jazzkrebber]

the shadow and bone trilogy: we've overcome countless obstacles, moved past our differences, and rallied together to save the world from the darkling

the six of crows duology: we were trying to get some money and we think we saved the world or something?

[morallyambigous]

it drives me bat shit crazy when people compare helnik, kanej, and wesper and say that helnik and kanej are so deep an profound and all “i would’ve come for you” and “only in death will i be kept from this oath” but then say oh lol wesper is such a dorky quirky disaster, he kissed the wrong boy. when people say like “kaz reunited inej with her family, matthias gave up his religion for nina and jesper kissed the wrong boy” like there is something so reductive and infantilising about it that just drives me nuts. its crazy how the only queer couple in the series so far is reduced to made to feel silly and stupid compared to the depth and meaning of the hetero couples. like wesper is just as deep and meaningful and beautiful and does not deserve to be treated like a joke or less than. kanej, helnik, and wesper are all silly and deep and incredible and shouldn’t be compared. stop reducing the only openly queer couple in the whole series to the butt of a joke. 

[swiftiecrow]

Ah, yes, two of the most dangerous criminals of the barrel.

[five-of-cr]

i don't know which is cuter, jack or his sweater collection

[bazkrekkerbrokemyshin]

chatfic crows in order of age

i decided their birth months based on vibes alone btw

(jordie is oldest at 21, with a june birthday)

matthias: 18 (december)

jesper: 17 (march) (i love the idea of him being older than kaz)

nina: 17 (april)

kaz: 17 (december) (i think it'd be funny if his and matthias' birthdays were really close together)

inej: 16 (november)

wylan: 16 (january)

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