#they're pregnant

[ilaryri]

hi

[devinwolfi]

[wizrdlzrd]

[anna-scribbles]

they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

[shotmrmiller]

can i just gush over having a cbf!141 and you breakup with your boyfriend because he thinks there's more going on between you and cbf so naturally yall end up fucking post breakup and oops he sent a picture don't worry about it it'll be fine ignore the phone call or actually answer it and tell him who's fucking you and make sure you also tell him how much you love it and-

[catyuy]

Bridgerton time travel to just before season one.

Anthony immediately breaks up with Sienna and starts arraigning things for Kate's family arrival. Before being reminded by his mother and Benedict that he is Viscount Bridgerton first and others can help the Sharma's get settled in England.

Kate tells Mary that they are going to England now and tells Edwina to forget all that she told her about marriage, and she'll help her find a love match. Once she gets married to Anthony, after a decent engagement period, she starts helping Daphne, Lady Danbury and Violet with items that require a lighter touch then her husband's.

Benedict finds Sophie and gets her out of Araminta's clutches. Then he helps Anthony with various legal/financial matters to support all of their family and friends in the future. He also continues his art because he loves it.

Daphne helps Sophie find employment in the meantime and works with her mother to set up other social matters that will help them in the future.

Sophie is using this opportunity to help Posy get away from her mother as well. Lady Danbury eventually offers her room and board as a Governess for her grandson Gareth.

Colin starts to publicly court Penelope. She insists that he still travel and start his journals, and they can have a long engagemnet. He of course brings back gifts for everyone, even people who aren't legally in his family yet. He also takes Albion and Harry under his wing and has them hang out with the rest of the Bridgerton men.

Penelope takes this chance to improve her spy network Whistledown sources. She also makes sure to set up her sister's with their future husbands and warns her mother that her father is in worse trouble then she suspects. She and Eloise bring Madame Delacroix into their spy network inner circle. She uses her new excess funds to help various friends that are or will be in need.

Simon immediately courts Daphne and secretly finances the Sharma's ship passage. Then he gets roped into helping Lady Danbury and her various "charity cases" (she swats him for that).

Lady Danbury does her best for her various family members. Improving her relationship with her brother, arraigning outings with Gareth and the younger Bridgerton siblings. While keeping an eye on her nephews James and Marcus. She also takes every chance to invite Posy but not Araminta or Rosamund over to her house. As do the Bridgertons and eventually the Featheringtons. She also takes an interest in a young Lucy Abernathy.

Eloise does her best to support all of her siblings and their soon to be spouses. Meanwhile she's helping Penelope with her spy network Whistledown. She's also subtly trying to get Cressida to be nicer and convince her to set her hat on Lord Debling when he returns. She also talks about her new penpal Mr. Crane and his love of plants.

Philip Crane makes it look like George and Marina got secretly married before he left for war. That way her children are legitimate, and they don't have to marry. He and Eloise start up a correspondence again.

Francesca Bridgerton worries about choosing between John and Michaela but they both reassure her that they love her and are fine with whatever she chooses. They all spend as much time together as they can knowing John's time is short.

Gregory and Hyacinth are frustrated by being children again but decide to use it to their advantage and get even more info for Whistledown. After, of course, making sure that they have regular outings with Gareth and Lucy. They might have to wait to be married but they are going to be around their loves as much is proper until they are all of age.

Lady Bridgerton is delighted all of her children are in love and working to better the lives of their friends. She works with Daphne on subtly bettering things in the Ton. And is open to meeting with Lord Anderson when he is in town. But she makes sure all of her children are being "proper" before marriage to avoid any scandals. She decides to make Portia an actual friend and help her with her husband wrangling. (she often assigns her sons or her sons in laws to keep an eye on him at various locations). Mary joins them when she comes to town. They all get tipsy at Agatha's on occasion to let off steam.

I'm sure they're all getting up too much more mischief, but I can't think of anything else to add. Or who else they are forcefully adopting helping.

If somehow Queen Charlotte traveled as well, she's getting her sons to marry their wives sooner and letting her children know she loves them. She is spending more time with her granddaughter. She hopes that things will be different but knows her death cannot be changed. She also engages Penelope in a long-distance chess match, with Agatha having go between to inform the other of their next moves. When he's having a good day she's having family meals with George and their family. She still picks her Diamonds but its not as fun when she knows the Bridgertons have the whole Ton rigged now. However, they do know how to get things done and she can appreciate that.

[bizarrelovesquare]

♡ Ms. Caline Bustier & her partner Gisele ♡

Miraculous Ladybug, s5 ep 22, Collusion

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

A friend of mine wants to make a fic where Glinda has a child with Elphie (after Elphaba's so so so sad death, act II, who knows knows) with a Grimmerie spell. So far, so good, everything normal.

But she started wondering about the types of spells that would have in the Grimmerie, and I got to thinking. I keep thinking.

Honestly, there isn't a single time travel spell inside The Grimmerie?

Like, it's The Grimmerie, y'know? Also known as the Ancient Book of Thaumaturgy and Enchantments? I mean, it's a tome containing a collection of spells written in an Ozian language that has been lost to time, and only those with magical talent are able to read the Grimmerie.

THIS BOOK'S EXTREMELY FUCKING POWERFUL.

There must be so many spells in there that they go as far as the eye can't reach.

And you're telling me there isn't a SINGLE ONE time travel spell?

I don't know if there's one, but I need a fic where Galinda goes back in time, or she has to warn her past self about the terrible things that will happen if she doesn't get on that damn broom with Elphaba, or she herself goes back in time and tries to fix things from the point in the timeline where she ended up.

I just NEED a fanfic that deals with this plot.

[teiasviago]

colin 🤝 anthony: making an heir in s3

[gabrielisdead]

short butch Gomez and tall femme Morticia or you know, the Addams Family if we haven't changed anything. yeah, Morticia got pregnant from wild lesbian sex. thrice. deal with it

[snderist]

surprise! 🎉

eloise's fit by @sentate (top & shorts from two different collections)

[gingermintpepper]

Obsessed with the way Evadne's relationship with Apollo is described. Obsessed with the way Apollo was especially gentle with her because she was sheltered, hidden away and hadn't had any sort of experience with love prior to Apollo (and due to it being described as her 'first learning Aphrodite's joy' through Apollo', it was probably her first time even being attracted to someone). Obsessed with the way when she runs away, she stops in a violet patch to give birth. Y'know, violets, very famously the flower so strongly associated with Aphrodite that they were used in love potions? Those violets. Obsessed with the way that when Apollo realised his lover was going to have to deliver their child alone, he sent BOTH the goddess of childbirth and ALL THREE OF THE FATES to help and support her. Obsessed with the way that Apollo sends snakes to feed his baby honey straight from their fangs because Evadne abandons their son out of straight primal fear when her stepfather finds her and how the description of that honey is 'sweet venom' [ἰός] of the bees and is DEFINITELY a poetic pair/pun with [ἴον] aka violets and that every single thing about this relationship, conception and birth is a complete and utter fairytale down to Evadne's insanely overprotective stepfather having an immediate change of heart when he learned Evadne's child was an actual, legitimate Son of Apollo and the babe, after being cared for by his dad's honey-fanged snake buddies, was found perfectly healthy five days later swaddled in a blanket of violets (y'know the flowers so strongly associated with Aphrodite that they were used for lo-) and they called him Iamus aka Boy of the Violets which is AAAAAARRRR I AM GNAWING AT MY ENCLOSURE

Iamus was made of love. Everything about him was surrounded by deep and profound love and like, let's not even talk about his whole Thing of when he came of age and was like "I need to find out what my purpose is" and he literally had a Disney Protagonist moment where he ran out into the wilds and was like "Father!! Grandfather!! Tell me what I'm supposed to doooo!!" and then APOLLO FUCKING ANSWERED AND LED HIM TO ONE HIS TEMPLES ENTIRELY BY TALKING WITH IAMUS AND LETTING HIM FOLLOW HIS VOICE FOR THE WHOLE JOURNEY LIKE -

What do y'all know about the kind of SSS tier romantic escapades Apollo had fr?

[blorbocedes]

the 1984 september issue of finnish magazine apu, with keke rosberg and sina hosting the reporters in their home in ibiza and being very fun about it

you can really see where nico got his genes from

Google translated bits of the magazine

[fuckedupwizard]

here's my possibly-controversial take on qijiu babytrapping: it only works one way, and that is shen jiu forcing yue qingyuan to get him pregnant.

let me explain why i think so. yue qingyuan wouldn't, under any circumstances, babytrap shen jiu. this is because he cares for shen jiu's freedom and autonomy way too much to do something like sabotage his birth control. but if yqy is the one capable of getting pregnant this still applies, because he'd see making shen jiu father a child against his will to be a betrayal of his freedom too (as he should, because like. it is lol) and wouldn't want to settle for having a child that is just a part of xiao jiu. i think he'd see it as a weak imitation and, again, a betrayal to love and care for something that isn't shen jiu if shen jiu doesn't want him.

shen jiu wouldn't want to babytrap yqy by getting him pregnant against his will because shen jiu is very possessive and also has no self-esteem. he'd probably assume that yqy could/would just take the baby and leave because why would he want to raise it around a terrible influence like shen qingqiu? however, if shen jiu gets pregnant, yqy would feel honour-and-guilt-bound to stay and support him because he's such a stupid good noble person and he'd be chained to him forever. this would still make sj miserable bc he'd feel like yqy was Only staying for the child and not because he has any love for shen jiu himself. but i still think it's the only plausible way a qijiu babytrap would happen... even though shen jiu is Not very fond of kids in general and 'having a baby to save the marriage' never works, paradoxically, i feel like qijiu are the only ones it possibly could work for? maybe the child forces them to talk it out when they're old enough... sorry kid, this shouldn't be on you... or maybe yqy realises that sj did this On Purpose and it must mean that a part of him wants something from yqy, even if it's just the security of being provided for...?

[manderleyfire]

Such a waste of a girl, such rumination. I am obsessive. I contain nothing but the replay.

house of the dragon // katherine angel 'daddy issues: love and hate in the time of patriarchy' // lisa marie basile 'i put the coffin out to sea'

[vanglaggle]

expecting something beautiful 💛🩷 @m1lkt00th