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HELP WHAT IS THIS
#they're not even trying to hide it at this point#Charles' little giggle after he says i wanna smash you#they know what they're doing#they're fucking#charlos#1655
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embarrassing to admit but I'm currentlv drawing the NASTIEST thing I've ever drawn guys. it's grumbo. they're being freaky. so nasty I can't post it here . like even nastier than that. it's not like. super kinky . but. it sure is freaky
#they're fucking#hermitcraft#hermitshipping#grumbo#grian#mumbo jumbo#grian x mumbo#waffle duo#> osha talks#suggestive#cw suggestive#suggestive text
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Whatever this is
#they're fucking#hellsing#andercard#alucard#alexander anderson#shitpost#both of them would miss the other if they died#dumbasses#Anderson doesnt respect Alucard as much but that's cheating bc Alucard literally put that man on a pedestal as the best human aside Integra#like. it's unreal how obsessed with each other these two motherfuckers are#i hate these gays so much#Anderson yells more#alucard is a bit more obsessed#he also has more experience#and Alucard is in the middle of the morality thing bc it all depends of how his master uses him#Anderson fights for justice and God but he also like. kills people. so he's not the paragon of virtue either#(smth he knows and I think is rather well addressed in the show)#sigh
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#they're fucking#every character is gay and trans#lgbt#lgbtq#gay#lgbtq+#queer#lgbtqia#sapphic#lesbianism#wlw#gl#yuri#toxic yuri#devilish hairdresser
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Evan ("wanna go for the title?") Buckley !!
Oh evan buckley the man that you are !?
There's absolutely no heterosexual explanation for this, yk!! Like they literally got busy after that be so fr!
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if anyone wants to scream with me about the parallels between link and zelda in botw and mcshep feel free to hmu bc i am 🙃 insane
#they're fucking#they're so similar!!!!!#got to the castle and read zelda's diary#she's talking about link being all silent and stoic#talking about how he feels like he has to suffer in silence!!!!!!#GUYS IM SCREAMING#THATS SO MCSHEP#THE SILENT STOIC WARRIOR#KEEPING HIS BURDENS TO HIMSELF#AND THE PRETTY SMART ONE#STUDYING ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY#IM S C R E A M I N G#anywyas feels free to scream about it with me#bc i'm#i feel like i'm so alone in this sudden obsession lmaooo#(bc i probably am)#(oh well)#i'll scream into the void for now#bc i'm insane#god zelda putting link in the shrine of resurrection#and then fighting for 100 years for him!!!!!#like i just !!!!!!!!#the mcshep parallels guys i'm insaneeeeee#link and zelda#legend of zelda#botw#john sheppard#rodney mckay#sga
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I think it's totally wholesome how Yoruichi and Urahara spend his birthday together. alone. every year. as two fully grown and attractive adults...
#yup#totally wholesome#no shenanigans here#bleach#shitpost#kisuke urahara#yoruichi shihouin#they're fucking
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@streetlight-yaoifesto
how do you guys feel about the fact that these two characters exist in the same universe
#they're fucking#< prev tag#SHREK IS MARRIED! ����😭#oh my god imagine smut between death itself and a fucking ogre
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
#art#i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more#do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original#or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them#or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave#you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.
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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.
Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!
Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!
Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!
Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!
If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!
Absolute degenerate LUNACY
#eat the rich#fuck capitalism#capitalists make great mulch#they're a sustainable and eco-friendly source of pig feed and fertilizer#blog together queue alone
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[IMAGE ID: There are two screenshot, the first of comments on a Tumblr post and the second of tags under a Tumblr post.
The first screenshot shows the comments of five Tumblr uses. The top comment is by garliclesbain and reads: "slut shaming :( (sad face)", the second comment is by imaginedsoldier and reads: "ungrateful", the third comment is by tennantbutt and reads: "okay sex negative... are u christian now?", the forth comment is by gloriousbodies and reads: "It's their home too", and the final comment is by catboymuqing and reads: "Tattletale".
The second screenshot is of tags by @/oyavaski that read: "#this shit is so faked lol #checked all those blogs and 3 of them have the same exact age #the name scheme is similar too lmao #like do yall even think before you do this lol #at least have some creativity with faking the names lmfao". /.End ID]
mice are having sex in my walls :(
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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"The Haitian Bridge Alliance made the move after inaction by the local prosecutor, said their attorney, Subodh Chandra of the Cleveland-based Chandra Law Firm."
"Trump and Vance, a U.S. senator from Ohio, are charged with disrupting public services, making false alarms, telecommunications harassment, aggravated menacing and complicity. The filing asks the Clark County Municipal Court to affirm that there is probable cause and issue arrest warrants against Trump and Vance."
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#destiel meme news#destiel meme#news#united states#us news#us politics#donald trump#fuck trump#jd vance#springfield ohio#haiti#haitian#haitian migrants#haitians#they're eating the dogs#springfield#get him!!!#haitian bridge alliance#criminal charges#citizen criminal charges
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doomed yaoi
#arcane#jayvik#jayce#jayce talis#viktor#viktor arcane#jayce arcane#arcane fanart#jayce fanart#viktor fanart#arcane season 2#im so nervous for act 3 holy fuck#they're driving me insane#arcane spoilers
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Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like
#hi you clicked on the root post :)#good ass character#i love characters that are 'hehe goofy weirdo' and then they show their backstory and they're the most tragic fucking character in the show'#adventure time#ice king
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