#they're all so cute help..

[cyellolemon]

The Detective Boys!!! sillies :3 also happy Haibara day <33

[starcurtain]

Even leaving aside the obvious ship bait here, this is one of the best examples of character comedy Hoyo has posted in a long time.

The fact that Jade sends Aventurine a bunch of rocks just knowing that his incredible luck will allow him to suss out, without even cutting the stones, exactly which ones are worth processing is funny as hell.

The fact that Aventurine is actually able to answer and picks out the rocks that contain high value jade without hesitation is absolutely hilarious.

Bro is out here using his blessing from a goddess to play blind-box prize games. This is like finding out X-Men's Professor X uses his telepathy to order pizza.

Do you think people ever call Aventurine like "Hey man, is my new relationship going to work out?"

And Aventurine's just over here as the divination champion of Pier Point going "Signs point to no, friend. The vibes are just rancid. Abandon ship ASAP."

And then he trips over his catcake and eats shit because he didn't see it coming.

[lukazade]

These kids are NOT studying rn

[indigos-stardust]

their autism clashes so hard (so do their traumas <3)

[juusangatsu]

Awkward-ALOID

Some funny moments from ALKALOID's talk during Starry Stage 4th

[feroluce]

Had the cutest realization last night- so there's a saying we have in English meaning to get something done by any means necessary. It specifically includes dishonest methods, such as violence or lying. So when you're willing to resort to that kind of thing to achieve your goals, you say you're going to do something

"by hook or by crook"

[iloveacronix]

Boutta go sleep cuz my brain be lacking neurons rn but guys PLEASE hear me out

Supportive brothers for life. Also taggin the historyshipping queen @kyokittymeow

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

There are only so many fanfics that use the entirety of DC as cardboard cutouts to prop up bat family characters that I can read before I go berserk.

I swear to god. Every character that has ever been shipped with a bat or coexists on the same team as a bat is owed an apology.

How many Young Justice fanfics that solely revolve around Tim must exist? How many Titans fanfics centered only on Dick? Why is it a herculean task to find a Justice League fanfic without Bruce as the main character?

And then even when you do find a fic that seems like it's balanced, everything still revolves around the bat. Like Kon, Cassie and Bart have nothing else going on in their lives except Tim and Tim's issues or thinking about Tim. Like Donna and Wally and Roy just cannot function if they aren't spending every waking moment thinking about Dick.

I'm... Guys. I'm at my limit. I swear to god. We need to make a Batman tag and surgically remove all these fics and quarantine them there. We'll keep the actual DC fics and they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own tag. It's getting ridiculous how hard it is to find fanfic that's actually DC related and isn't just 'The BatFam Show'.

[sysig]

A very normal scientist doing very normal gene splicing experiments (Patreon)

[elizabethrobertajones]

What I am getting from the new short story is that Wuk Lamat needs a hot shetona girlfriend who juuust superficially resembles Erenville in some ways to make him kind of uncomfortable but never enough to actually say something to anyone.

Also, she is basically the chosen one of the jock lesbian orange cat type guys, born to it in a way Alisaie had to fight and scrape to achieve :')

[royalarchivist]

Pac: You– you're going away? Going to die?

Mike: Yeah.

Pac: Goodbye, Mike.

Mike: I tried, I tried guys. Goodbye everyone, thank you guys.

Pac: I'll see you tomorrow.

Mike: I love you guys, you are all awesome.

Pac: Love you, dude. [To Chat] This ending was strange, holy sht dude… Ah! He was talking to Chat, not me! [Embarrassed laugh] Ah, so cringe... Damn, what the sht.

[wayfinderships]

As nice as it is to be like wow I'm so lucky to have f/o(s)! You also gotta remember that your f/o(s) feel the exact same way! They feel so fortunate to have you by their side and often think to themselves I'm so lucky to have s/i!

[cerealbishh]

"We're in the exact same place we were before..."

"We are in such a different place. We're communicating, we're- we're listening to each other... We're gonna figure it out, together."

[inkedberries]

Any recommendations to where to start reading Batman comics?? I kinda got into the whole thing now

a very generous Ara @fuckinghardhat gave me their list of recommendations on twitter!!

Batman: Year One

Batman: Ego

Batman: The Knight

Batman: Deja Vu

Batman: Hush and Heart of Hush

there's um...... there's still A LOT more they gave on their reading list (4-5 screenshot's worth lol), but since you only asked for Batman comics, here ya go!!

tbh i've only just read 3/5 from the batman comics recs but i really want to make a dent on the whole recommendations list Ara sent me.... someday....lol

[batcavescolony]

Young Justice #48

I love how Slobo cares for Anita.

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

Caught in the Moment 📸🎃✨

Some photos from the Midnight Parade after-party have been found distributed across Pasio… but who took them, I wonder? And what are all these notes?

Whatever the case, it certainly looks like our trainers had themselves a frightening load of fun 🫣💕

Eusine's Sableye-themed outfit was designed by @moldspicy from his original post :}

Filterless + unblurred version under the cut!