#they're a fun pair :3

[recalled11]

Lost Pt. 2

Pt. 1/ Pt. 2/ Pt. 3

[merakiui]

going back to read your contractual fwb azul cause it’s my favourite fic ever and i have to wonder; what would azul do if you never used his wishes to your own advantage? like it was always small stuff, so you ended up having to get a new job (sex is banned and let’s pretend like theres some random cafe on sage island or something like that you’re picking up shifts. just not the monstro lounge) and the hours you work there give him less time. would he beg you to use his money? to take advantage of him? it feels like the terms he picked also come from a domestic standpoint of wanting to provide for you. and your new job is really getting in the way of that. rely on him and no one else >:(

(also i’d like to imagine you falling asleep sitting in his lap in his office chair sometime before the confession so he carries you back to his room and you spend the night. the next morning you wake up to him pulling away and in your extremely sleep deprived mind you get upset that he’s leaving. cue him promising he’ll be back—maybe a quick round just so he can get you to wish it and no it’s definitely not because he wants sleepy morning sex—and eventually he comes to wake you back up with flowers, tea (you know the one), and telling you you have a day off somehow.) thank you for listening to my tiny brain rambles

hiiiiiii this is just a question i forgot to add to my last ask that i submitted like 2 seconds ago.

how does your relationship with azul go now that you’re actually in one and not just fwb? like does he still spoil you with whatever you ask for in exchange for sex or just give it to you and sex happens whenever? (more than the average couple cause, cmon) he gave you the fish shoes even though you lost so it stands that he’d spoil the hell out of you whenever he can

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Hi hiiii!! :D omg contractual fwb tako..... I miss thinking about that fic. Peak Azul is him developing a relationship with darling via contractual means and slowly but surely the feelings shift (through dubious efforts hehehe). >:D that dynamic is just so *chef's kiss*!!!!!

Oooo if reader got a job!!! If not at the lounge, which is secretly what Azul hopes, then the place better pay good wages and the hours and work better be reasonable!! >:( he won't have his angelfish struggle. Maybe he'd even visit you during your shifts on occasion and make up some excuse like "I need to know what sort of competition the lounge has" blah blah blah etc etc even though it's quite clear he's checking up on you. T_T I like to think Azul wants you to take advantage of him because it's a deal in which you're both using the other for certain things, so wouldn't that make the most sense?? That's how the logic works in his give-and-take, equivalent-exchange brain.

Azul gets really particularly when it comes to giving gifts and he always seems to want a valid reason for the exchange (like in Glomas where he buys souvenirs for his dorm so that they can remember this good deed and know that they are technically indebted to him even though to Deuce and Epel it appears as though he's just being a kind Housewarden). But also,,, he's so iffy when it comes to accepting gifts himself and always seems to think there's some underlying reason behind it. ^^;; perhaps he'd just feel more comfortable if you were openly using him and this deal to your benefit just as he's doing the same with you. It's probably why he even makes the terms so domestic because, beneath all of the pompous showmanship and businessman flair, he genuinely wants to provide for you and make your life better and be your beloved. <3 but because he's Azul he can't just tell you that. >_<

AAAAA FALLING ASLEEP IN HIS OFFICE!!!!! OTL waking up in his bed all bleary-eyed and sleepy....... grabbing at his arm and begging him to stay,,, the sleepy morning sex... maybe it's the one moment he allows just some of his defenses to fall because most of yours are nonexistent in this moment. Having sex just to have sex without any thoughts about your contract..... of course he's still going to remind you later and insist you use one of your wishes/favors since you technically indulged him with sex, but then you wanted it, too. He's so fussy!!!! Please just ask him for something—anything! He isn't going to beg, but sometimes you really do make him contemplate it when you're so determined to not make use of him and his connections.

You're one of Azul's greatest weaknesses and if you know this then you can easily exploit this because this tako adores you. He is so utterly whipped. Whatever you want, you can have it. Spoiling you is one of his many love languages. He loves giving you gifts, especially when he knows they'll make you happy. Like those silly fish slippers. They are so dumb, but they make his angelfish smile and that's enough reason to purchase them for you. I think once you're in a real relationship the fwb contract is dissolved, but a lot of what you did during those two months still occurs into your relationship. Like the smoldering tension and the chemistry. The silly banter and smart quips. The attraction. And of course lots of love (real and potion-induced mwahaha) and sex. He railed you once in mer form and you better believe he'll do it again now that he's slowly finding the confidence to do so with you.

[sysig]

An eye for a life, unquestionably worth it (Patreon)

[sleepnoises]

4 years ago on this day i tried to make a button down shirt for the first time :)

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[linoguy]

skz have to get new choreographers im tired

[rotisseries]

inspired by elli's poll lol cause this seems fun actually but if you guys have bad answers I'll kill myself on your doorstep or smth

[dairyfreenugget]

(Going insane boinkinh one AU in my head)

Hey hey hey

May I interest you in

(Slowly slides my FaaF AU towards you but void just Disappears without a trace one day before the accolade)

Teehee

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

AAAAHHHHHHH THEY'RE HOME!!!

YESSSS MY LOVELIES

AWWW the girls going to Tommy immediately :')) they must be so glad she's okay <33

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH CARLOS BEE LINING IT FOR TK 🥺🥺🥰❤️❤️❤️😭😭❤️❤️

STOPPPPP I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

THAT HUGGGGGGG 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰❤️

Sobbing screaming crying shaking throwing up thank you <333

"Babe" STOOOOPPPPPP (never stop) 😭😭🥰🥰🥰

I love them so much guys <333

Sorry just had to appreciate the little Tarlos moment 🥰🥰

AAAAHHHHHHH them y'all :'))

(I'm not sorry at all lol)

Awww hey guys :')))

It is really nice that he was there <333 it shows that he cares about them (Tommy and the girls) first, before other stuff (not like Melody but yk)

Oop lol o.o true though, kinda creepy, Mel xD (as in true what she said, not that she's creepy)

Yeahh maybe go help xD

TK and Carlos just standing there being in love like 👀😐😐😳👀 xD

I mean hey they first talked about it at your wedding :')) you're a great example guys <333

Aww yeah bye guys too lol <3

Aww as in cute, but I will miss them xD

Also I love TK's jacket lol

Anyway goodbye Tarlos <3333 see you next episode 🥰

I love them so much <33

LOL "Good luck" XDDD iconic

Carlosss you not sharing that it's also you was crazyyy

I need the missing scene fic where he told him guys xD or I'll have to write it lol

Aww hey guys :'))

Yesss thank you for apologizing Trevor <33 needed

I do think meeting his ex wife should happen at some point but it should not be an ultimatum <33 exactly

:'OO yeahh Tommy!!! Aww that's sweet and great :'D I'm glad she's willing to, I think it will genuinely help things <33

Yeah, today certainly puts some stuff into perspective :'))

How specifically though?

Ohhhh :'oooo knowing who's gonna be with her girls 🥺🥺🥺 STOPPPP THAT'S SO CUUTE 😭😭😭😭💔❤️🥺 <333

I love them so much guys <333 🥰🥰🥰

AWWW yeahhh yayyy they're so cute :')))

AAAAHHHHHH happy for them :')) I love them <33

OOP Judd and Owen talking in the office o.o

Awww I'm glad they're back :'))

Aww come on guys :( xdd don't be like that

Nahh I don't think he is ;)

I've got a feeling he ain't lol

They wouldn't just do that to you, writers or Owen lol

XD Mateo

Lol not the inside thoughts 💀 crazy Paul

Do you think Marjan's making them do the work since she can't really use her hands lol

Because that would be funny xD

Ooop okay

Ayy aww all my babeys gathering together :))

Ooh lol "I'd like your team to hear this" professional to immediate ":oo :)) It's tiiiime" they know xD

Also hi guys <3

Glad everybody's okay 🥰🥰

Oop!

YAYYYY!!!! :DDDD

JUDD'S BACK 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️!!!! :DDD

YEAAHHHH JUDD'S BACK Y'ALL :D!! HE'S BACK GUYS :)))!!

OFFICIALLY 🥳🥳

YAYYYY

Awww :'))

No guys! I don't think so

Yeahhh no

OUAGHOOP

PROBIE :OOO!!!

I was thinking that would be it (from seeing some interview stuff pre season) :O :DD

Impressed they actually had the guts to do it!

WHOOO NICE JUDD :D

Either way you're back 🥰🥰

LOL he's being a little silly with it, as is his right xD

See because you can kinda push him around a bit and joke with him but ultimately he does have that experience, he's not like a leave behind on calls if you need to leave someone type of guy you know lol

They know <3 and hopefully no one forgets it

OOOOP tiiiime!!!

Imagine if it was some random guy xD like some random background character lol

Imagine how funny that would be XD

I don't think they'll actually do it but that would be amazing lol

Oop okay wrote it down!

LOL yeah waffling for real xD

"Two probies" crazyyy 💀 xD

Okayy okayyy

Oop Marjan speaking up :o

XD poor Owen, he just keeps going through it with this lol

Is it about her defying orders?

I mean she doesn't care toooo much but this was important soo idk ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌ 😬

Ohhh because she rushed over the hat :O :'O

And still didn't notice because she thought of it as done o.o :'o

Crazyyy

Good point, but it's understandable Marjan :((

Just like "Uhh. . well, it doesn't really, but I appreciate it. I was gonna say James" XDD

Anyway lol

Yeah, it's understandable, but understandable mistakes aren't for going for lieutenant - it's being above the expectations :( :'/ <33.

And that's Paul :'))

They both would've done really well, for real, but I'm glad it's Paul (presumably; and just like I would be if it was Marjan, but especially after what happened in the episode - the only other way would've been to have her feeling guilty and like she doesn't deserve it, I think) and I'm glad they're gonna be okay over it <33

Aaand. . ?

OWEN WAS GONNA SAY THE EXACT SAME THING

WHOOOOOOO 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️!!

CONGRATULATIONS PAUL :'DDDD 🥳🥳🎊🎉!!!

On becoming the new Lieutenant of the 126 :'))) 🥳🥳🥰🥰🥰🥰!!!

LIEUTENANT PAUL STRICKLAND :DDD!!!! WELCOME ABOARD 🥰🥰🥰🥳🥳🎊🎉🎉🎉❤️❤️🎊!!!

I love him so much <3333 🥰

And all of them :') :D

Awww lol look at them <333

Awww, all them hugging him 🥰🥰

Hmm, what's he whispering in her ear?

Was she the original one on the paper o.o?

I was thinking he maybe wasn't being completely honest when he said he couldn't have put it better himself - besides just that he probably wouldn't have not-quite-berated Marjan lol

Hmmm, interesting :o 🤔!

LOL the sandwich is crazy xD

LOLL his look XDD

Mateo knows his place a little bit ("unless you have a problem with that")

But also he deserves it a little bit and Judd knows his too :'))

LOL "Crunchy or creamy" YEAHHH we love him being cool about it :'DD

So different from the Judd of season one <333 I absolutely love that for him, this character development and his journey throughout the 5 seasons :')) really great, iconic <333

LOL the others adding on to xD

Nahhh that's all crazy xD

Not the tea too 💀

XDD loll y'allllll

He's like "ahh nah I don't think so" with all that lol

Ahh I'm glad they can be silly with it, and that he's back home ❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰

Awww them y'all <33

The sillies 🥰🥰🥰❤️ :')

YESSS I love the music and just them hanging out and loving each other <333 and slo mo a bit I believe

I was just thinking about how I'd love the season to end the same way season 3 did, moments like this (and this is the beginning of season 3 - season 3 was really good and especially good at having bookends and feeling really satisfying and tied up :) <3) - absolutely love this <333

Aww Owen :'))

Come on, go down and join them and party with them <3 🥰

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:'OOO Ohh it's the brother :'ooo

STOPPPPPP y'all I'm not okay 😭😭😭❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺🥰

Yes Owen, thank you for keeping your promise :')

Aww Robert I bet :(?

Yep <333 💔❤️🥺❤️

It always sneaks up on you in those moments :'/ :'( :')

It'll be okay Owen <3

Not his death, that's not okay, but you'll feel okay again, eventually <333

Gosh what a good episode, and such a great ending :')))

AUAGH loved it :')) :DD 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️!!

[whelpimnauthuman]

Wanted to show off these bracelets I made with @no-thought-just-bird while on vacation!!

Miss you Birdie!!

(They're all themed after something so: )

Top to bottom:

Newt-based

Nonbinary

Narilamb

[honorary-fool]

I ordered a ball-jointed doll recently & there's a good chance she's coming in the mail today and I gotta physically hold myself back from making mini cosplays for her

[sysig]

Softly, slowly, I want to love you anyway (Patreon)

[pinkestlittlebutterfly]

for the short prompts...... 15 with lily? I know you want it 👀

Lily, All of Love, whatever his name is right now, can’t remember a time when he wasn’t scared. 

He was scared as a child and he is scared as an adult, scared as a human and even more so as a vampire. He’s scared of Germaine and his siblings and every Eve he ever had, in one way or another. He’s scared of being used and scared of being abandoned, he’s scared of loving too little and of loving too much. He lost his innocence, gained inhuman strength, time passes by but never touches him; the only constant is fear. 

He learns, early on, before he even gets his fangs and claws and adult body, that being scared isn’t good for him, that those who are scared are those who get hurt. He has never learned not to be scared, but he teaches himself to lie and soon, it comes effortlessly to him. He bites down his cries and lifts his head high and clenches his fists until his fingernails dig bloody wounds into his palms, until his hands don’t tremble anymore. 

He’s scared, but no one will ever know. To the world he’s All of Love, Servamp of Lust, eternal servant of the Alicein family; All of Love, saviour of children, guardian angel of the lost and abandoned; All of Love, the always smiling, always cheerful little brother. 

He’s Snow Lily, Alicein Misono’s partner. He’s scared of Misono too, because Misono is more powerful than any other among his Eves ever was. 

He betrays Misono, and smiles at him as he does so, and acts like it doesn’t tear him apart when the boy yells at him and curses him out, like knowing that he’ll never be forgiven, never be loved again doesn’t make him want to crawl under a blanket and never come out again. He bites down his cries and lifts his head high and clenches his fists until his fingernails dig bloody wounds into his palms, until his hands don’t tremble anymore. 

Misono brushes it all off like it’s nothing. Misono breaks him open like a geode, and Lily knows he was right to fear him. 

Misono makes him cry, and cower before his Eve, trembling like a butterfly in the wind; and then… he reaches out for him.

“Come with me, Snow Lily,” He says. “There’s something we can do now.” 

Lily wants to take the hand he’s offered, but his own is trembling so bad he barely has control over it. He stretches his arm out anyways and feels pathetic, like the child he never ceased to be. 

Misono doesn’t care. He fills in where Lily’s strength fails, grabs his hand and holds it tight, pressing his lips against his Servamp’s white knuckles, a gesture that feels too warm and gentle for what he deserves. 

“It’s alright now,” He says, “I’ll protect you, Lily.” 

I believe in you, Lily wants to tell him and whispers “okay”, instead, and thinks that maybe, as long as Misono’s hand holds his own, he can be a little less scared.

#15 “Trembling Hands” from this lovely list of prompts

[happi-tree]

we love silly gays in THIS household!!! gimme the sweet sweet oakworthy and swiftli thoughts 👉👈

Aye aye, Nyx!!! o7

Oakworthy up first! Absolutely tragic that they don't have a bingo </3

Now for the Swiftli stans out there... also no wins hell is REAL

[voltgoats]

i feel like if there was an au wherein Willow and Charlie's roles were swapped, everything would simply have gone So Much Worse. like, i think Willow would have encouraged Maxwell. she would make him worse

i do not dare imagine what a Constant with Willow (worse edition) in charge would be like, because just thinking about it a teeny tiny bit leads me to believe no one would survive a singular day. she would be a menace beyond belief and reason. Maxwell would be so very proud off her up until he gets hit with the character growth (i.e, realising she's not going soft on him), and then he would be scrambling to get her off that throne immediately

[rotisseries]

well now u have to explain ur beef w spirk to me

AKAJDHFJS OK. so back in march when EVERYONE was running poll tournaments, my lovely mutual @tallytals ran a sun and moon duo one, @sun-n-moon-showdown. spirk was one of the contestants (so was merthur btw jayme got mad when they lost), but, so was MY pick, MYYY submission, the CLEAR winner, joe and nicky from netflix original action movie the old guard. tals' poll accidentally got pretty popular, so naturally spirk starts sweeping it's polls, meanwhile I'm over there just fighting for the joenicky agenda, because they were not the most popular pairing involved, so I'm campaigning like crazy I'm reblogging their polls to MY poll tournament sideblog for more attention and I'm CALLING IN FAVORS. I'm hitting up more popular mutuals to ask them to rb the poll for me (hella. hi hella if you see this do you remember that) AND I sent an ask to this old guard blog that I knew was relatively popular in the fandom, THEY bring attention to it, SO NOW THIS FANDOM THAT HAS BEEN A LITTLE DRY FOR A FEW YEARS ARE ALL GOING NUTS FOR THIS POLL LIKE THE BAND GOT BACK TOGETHER FOR A REUNION TOUR. there was strategy involved in this. the blog was organizing people and telling them to go mass vote for the less popular pairings in the other polls so joe and nicky would have easy competition. we should've won. we deserved it. BUT. IN QUARTER FINALS. WE ARE UP AGAINST SPIRK. IT IS A HARROWING TWENTY-FOUR HOURS. MY BLOG WAS A WAR ZONE. IT IS SO SO SO CLOSE. LITERALLY NECK AND NECK. WE LOSE BY POINT. 10. POINT TEN!!! PERCENT!!! IT IS LITERALLY 49.2 to 50.8!! I COULD FUCKING KILL A MAN

AND WHAT MAKES THAT LOSS SO BRUTAL. SO GUTWRENCHING. IS THE SPIRK FANS DIDN'T EVEN TRY. THEY RODE THE COATTAILS OF POP CULTURE KNOWLEDGE TO THE END. JOE NICKY VOTERS. WE WERE OUT THERE QUOTING THE VAN SPEECH. FROM MEMORY. YOU ARE A CHILD. AN INFANT. YOUR MOCKING IS THUS INFANTILE THIS MAN IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. HE'S MORE TO ME THAN YOU CAN DREAM. HE'S THE MOON WHEN I'M LOST IN DARKNESS AND WARMTH WHEN I SHIVER IN COLD AND HIS KISS STILL THRILLS ME EVEN AFTER A MILLENIA. HIS HEART OVERFLOWS WITH A KINDNESS OF WHICH THIS WORLD IS NOT WORTHY OF. I LOVE THIS MAN BEYOND MEASURE AND REASON. THIS MAN IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. HE IS ALL AND HE'S MORE. <- QUOTE FROM JOE ABOUT NICKY. FUCKING INSANE. EXTRA INSANE THING I FOUND OUT FROM ALL THE PROPAGANDA!! THE MOON HAS EXTRA SYMBOLISM BECAUSE JOE IS MUSLIM!!! I DON'T REMEMBER THE SPECIFICS BUT IT WAS IMPORTANT!! AND THAT JUST SERVES MY POINT. JOENICKY VOTERS WERE BRINGING ACADEMIC TEXTS THEY WERE BRINGING COLLEGE LEVEL COURSEWORK AND WHAT DID SPIRK BRING??? "oh guys don't forget your fandom history!!" THIS!! IS NOT!! THE FUCKING!! FANDOM HISTORY POLL!! IT IS THE SUN AND MOON POLL!! BLUE AND YELLOW COLOR CODING DOES NOT A SUN AND MOON COUPLE MAKE!! THEY BROUGHT NO EFFORT NO PROPAGANDA THEY JUST THOUGHT THEY DESERVED TO WIN BECAUSE THEY ARE ENTITLED. AND THEN THEY DID. THEY WON QUARTER FINALS. AND SO NOW I WILL MAKE SURE TO VOTE AGAINST SPIRK IN EVERY POLL I EVER SEE. INCLUDING THE FUCKING FANDOM HISTORY ONES. THEY DESERVE NOTHING