#they’re very happily married with a cat

[night0rchlds]

hey so the voices won and i watched captain america again and OH MY GOD i love steve and bucky so much they mean so so so much to me it’s actually ridiculous

[sugar-omi]

PLSSS I BEG OF U COVE HOLDEN X FEM!READER NEWLY MARRIED AND R JUST SO LOVEY DOVEY AND CANT GET ENOUGH OF EACH OTHER let me stop with the caps anyway as i was saying newly married cove and fem!reader on their honey moon to (insert place with nice oceans and views but you can take them anywhere you want) and they’re just sooo IN LOVE ITS DISGUSTING HOW IN LOVE THEY ARE you can add spice and intimacy if u want 🤷🏾❤️‼️

IM SO SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO WRITE THIS ITS BEEN SITTING IN THE DRAFTS FOREVER.... im gonna blame it on my demon cat, its his fault he always wants to play outside i wanted a cat not a dog wtf !!!!! anyway here you go anon i loved writing this sm bc i have been thinking abt honeymoon hcs for awhile mmm<3333 also i jus wanna say cove is very much a "grabs your stomachs n prbly shakes it" man, like yk how your boyfriend is always grabbing your stomach idk at first i thought it was weird like "wtf is he grabbing your stomach n shaking it" but now i know. n cove does it ok i wont explain it but he also rubs anywhere, hes tracing your body n making shapes w his fingers on you, hes just so TOUCHY eta: I JUST REALIZED THIS LIKE 70% SMUT BUT UM.... ANYWAY 😁😁i hope you like it anyway, also added a hc's i forgot at the v bottom <3333

tags : fluff, step 4/wedding dlc, fem/afab reader (could be okay for masc/amab/nb readers as well if you ignore cove calling you 'wife' once), buff tatted cove, headcanons at the very bottom below the nsfw

+ NSFW (at the bottom), fem/afab reader, rough raw sex, creampie, missionary, v horny cove <3

perhaps i should make a part 2 with all the times n places cove fucks you during your honeymoon, mmm thats a good idea write that down write that down

synopsis : you and cove on your honeymoon to the bahamas !!

surprise to literally no one, you two pick the Bahamas for your honeymoon

it wasn't a hard pick. it was just a matter of where had the nicest views, open hotels, and safest locations, and with how cove got more starry-eyed with each solidified detail, the Bahamas was your destination.

if it wasn't for the fact that you just had an eventful wedding full of love from friends and family, plus the plane trip, cove would've dropped everything and ran for the glittering water.

once you're checked in and changed from your flight clothes into something a bit more dressy but comfortable, you and cove make your way for some much anticipated dinner.

when you're seated, the silence between you two is so easy and filled by the bustle of the restaurant.

across from you, cove is watching you with his chin hiked atop his clasped fingers, easily looking like a puppy.

"what? what're you staring at?" you laugh, taking a dip if your drink to uselessly wash away your fluster at your husband's blatant staring.

cove already has a rosy tint to his cheeks and if he was younger cove would've caught fire at being caught staring. instead he just grinned cheerily and happily, with a gaze of a man sick with love. "just admiring my wife."

you can't help but tuck your head a bit, flustered by his direct compliment. God you're in for a long marriage.

thank god, you think distantly.. a lifetime of being flustered by each other no matter how long you're together doesn't sound to bad at all.

while you're eating, you two respond to your family blowing up the "[Last] - Holden family" group chat, that was so courteously made by your snickering sister and cousin leading up to your wedding.

after a lovely dinner (only after you reassured cove that you had a few days to try out everything on the menu before the trip was over) you two took a well deserved nap together with cove tucked into your neck and your fingers in his hair. <3

okay listen... would it be bad to say you planned your wedding around your honeymoon

there's a reason!!!

i imagine you and cove (mostly cove) wanted to rent a house on the beach, or at least close to it, but i imagine its hard to snag one so once you finally got a place the wedding just fell around it

while you're in the bedroom sleeping, recovering and recharging, cove still gets up early to go play around on the beach.

not without a fight though!

when he wakes up the sky is still navy, and he flips over, feeling antsy to start the day and your activities.

but there you are, laying next to him in one of his shirts that you've stolen and your face is still scrunched up a bit from cove's movement which makes him settle down.

cove reaches to stroke your cheek, running his hand over your hair and he admires the way your face relaxes from the touch...

he feels like kicking and screaming right now, now looking at his ring(s) and remembering that you're married and you're his and he's yours and...

he's going to bawl his eyes out again.

so instead of crying and watching you until you wake up, which definitely won't be for another hour or more at least, he slowly untangles himself from you and the sheets.

it kills him a bit to do so, wanting nothing more than to be close to you every second of the day but he also wants to make you feel special today. he also can't stay in bed that long, he's too much of a busybody to do that..

so when you finally wake up, after much struggle and a lot of stretching, you drag yourself from the bed and tame your wild hair before you find your husband.

cove is leaning on the porch overlooking the beach, a random song playing lowly on the radio that you left on last night.

he whips around when you tug open the sliding door and abandons his orange juice to pull you into his arms and cove's rocking you two back n forth, kissing your jaw and cheek and he's holding your hand and compliments you.

"you look so pretty..."

"nice ring, your husband is really lucky." he says it with a smirk and you both laugh.

when he finally snaps out of his daze, totally bewitched by the warmth of the sun, view of the beach accompanied by the sound of waves and the way you lean into him had cove in a trance.

he leads you over to the kitchen where he insists you sit and watch while he makes breakfast.

in the end, you do end up spending most the day at the beach house. so when lee shoots a series of text asking about your day and if you did anything, you respond with a picture of you two buried in the blankets and a christmas hallmark movie on the TV, you laugh at her spam about how you should be enjoying the sand and waves instead of a out of season movie and respond with a meme.

the next day you spend a lot of it outside, and i even imagine you rent a boat to take out for the day or smth like that and it reminds you of when lee took you all out on a boat, but this time it was just the 2 of you

let me just say.. everyone even 5 miles away can tell you're on your honeymoon

cove is always looking at you

whether its to see how you react to a good joke

or you're telling a story and he's watching in admiration at your mannerisms while you speak

or you're at the booth ordering ice cream for the both of you

or even better, he's trying his best to capture you imagine as you walk back to him, squeezing out your slip/coverup that blew away and you laugh at him for capturing this moment instead of helping you.

"stop laughing! haha, it's not funny! *swats at him with the coverup* im taking your shirt to cover up with!"

many many pictures and videos of your honeymoon. they're mostly of you

or your shared favorite:

you're on top of cove and his eyes are closed so he doesn't notice you're recording him.

"you've gotten more tan. y'know that reminds me of when we were kids, you had such bad tan lines!" you laugh, the camera shaking.

he squints at you, squeezing your hips when he realizes you're recording him. "i did not."

"you did, i saw it. you had different tan lines from your shorts!" you tease loudly and giggle, thinking about the varying darkness of teenage-cove's tan lines because of how some of his swim shorts and pants hung lower than the other bottoms he'd wear.

cove jumps up a bit, laughing as he sputtered. "you saw that?!"

"yeah! you were the one with your v-line hanging out all the time, mister "i don't like wearing layers'!"

his look is full of love, and so is cove's hands running up and down your hips and back. but he's still smug when he says it and the wide smirk on his face makes you wanna kiss it off him.

"well you were the one looking, i didn't hear any complaints.."

you hit his shoulder, "you're so smug, you brat!", the camera shaking from your laughter.

cove is very handsy during this time

something about being married now has him seeking you out and keeping some form of contact between you

whether its holding hands, locking arms, or kissing you in public

he's always pulling you into him, wrapping a arm around your waist...

but when you're at the beach house.. well i hope you keep the curtains closed for the most part especially in the bedroom because clothes are pretty optional/limited during your honeymoon

usually cove's sex drive is pretty average, or low (i feel like at this point his drive matches yours but it's always a little lower depending on how high yours is, but thats for a different post okok)

so it surprises you how.. horny he is

he surprises himself too honestly

but he just wants to be close to you so bad!

you look so beautiful, and so happy... and now you're married and its like when he was a teenager all over again

the sun is coming through the windows, warming up your naked back.

you hum, enjoying the warmth and you feel the bed shift and now there's lips on your forehead, and cove's hand is running up and down your spine, rubbing soothingly across your shoulders.

"g'morning, y/n..." cove's gravely voice sends a shiver down your spine. "mmm, hi.." you tilt your head to the side, letting him kiss your cheek and the back of your neck.

you peak at him, still sleepy but enjoying the warmth and attention. you try to stretch your body, stretching out your legs and with how cove is leaned over you, your butt brushes against him and makes him gasp, his fingers squeezing your shoulder reflexively.

"at least let me brush my teeth..." you laugh, sitting up and after a second of looking at your clothes on the floor, you grab the robe on the chair beside you and lazily wrap it around you and shuffle to the bathroom.

cove is looking at you, you can feel his gaze and the second you disappear behind the door you hear him shuffling around before he comes behind you, dressed in nothing. cove didn't walk around naked often, only if he was walking around your bedroom finding his clothes for the day, but man was it a treat.

he wraps his arms around you, his hand rubbing your stomach and the other is wandering.

"c'mere..." you mumble, grabbing cove's toothbrush and sitting on the counter to brush his teeth for him. he lets you, and you laugh throughout the process because its a funny thing to do but you get through it and he spits in the other sink beside you before he picks you up and carries you back to bed.

on your way back to the bed, your lips find his shoulder and you add onto the array of marks already bloomed on his neck.

cove lays you down on the bed, shuffling your bodies closer to the pillows, tugging off your robe as you fumble around and throwing it somewhere. you're definitely making him clean up the room after this, but first..

you bring him in, letting your tongues tangle together and cove stretches his arm, looking for the lube and a rubber.

"ah-" cove sits up, and he looks back at you sheepishly. "there's no more.. um..."

you grin, already looking forward to cove's reaction. "that's okay. just fuck me raw, won't be the last time. right, covey?" you tangle your fingers in the sheets and get comfortable while you watch it sink in.

it isn't the first time, but fuck it always turns cove on and it makes him impossibly horny.

cove curses and he moves down, pushing your legs up and he kisses your inner thighs, sucking on the skin very close to your cunt that his cheek brushes against you and you whine, your hands finding his hair.

cove teases you a bit more, but he's teasing himself too so his mouth happily finds your cunt, grinning at the way you jump when his tongue runs over your sensitive clit.

even though cove ran a pleasurable train over you last night, your cunt sensitive but still pulsing with need.

your leg is shaking in cove's hold, his hand holding up one of your legs to give him easy access to your wet cunt but he happily lets your other leg shake on his shoulder, your foot bumping against his side and toes curling as he thrusts his tongue in and out your twitching insides.

he kept tongue-fucking you, his thumb petting your clit and he mumbled praises against your cunt as you came, your slick pooling on his tongue.

you buried your face in the pillow, always left twitching after cove sucks your soul from your body. you peak at cove spreading the lube on your sexes, lining himself up and sinking into you.

"ah fuck..."

cove looks so attractive like this, sunlight streaming in through the sheer curtains and leaned over you, shaded by the broad expanse of his torso and caged between his arms.

"cove!" your nails dig into his shoulders, your mouth falling open with a sharp moan when cove snaps his hips, burying himself inside you.

cove tucks his head into your shoulder, both of you panting and pulling each other closer even though the air between you two is balmy and hot.

"i'm gonna move..." cove kisses your jaw, tearing himself away from you to show you his flushed face. you whine when cove picks up your lower body, stuffing a pillow under you and the movement makes his tip bump your insides.

cove throws your legs over his shoulders and grips your hips in his hands, kissing your ankle that has your anklet hanging on it.

you throw your head back and moan loudly, cove starting a rough pace from the beginning.

you're so sensitive from last night, and cove abusing your insides again has tears coming to your eyes. "oh fuck! please, cove-"

you reach for him and cove offers his hand and intertwines it with yours. you don't know exactly what you're asking for, for him to be more gentle? a kiss? for cove to fuck you harder?

you just want more of him, to be closer, to be one with him...

"its okay, that's it.. good girl." cove shushes you, putting his free hand by your head to lean over you, your legs almost flush with your chest as cove practically mounts you.

something about the sharpness of cove's eyes and his flushed face makes you want to mess with him, so you bring his hand up to your mouth, wrapping your fingers around his tattooed wrist and sucking on his middle and ring finger.

cove groans, watching the way your tongue slides around his wedding band(s). "you.." cove pushes on your tongue, thrusting his hips up to bump against the spongy spot deep inside your cunt.

your eyes roll into the back of your head when cove picks up the pace again, his hips rolling back and slamming against your butt hard, making your body bounce, pushing his cock deeper against your walls.

while you're moaning and crying out so sweetly, cove squeeze's his hand between your bodies to rub your clit, the proximity of your bodies not leaving much room for anything more than tight circles against the poor sensitive nub.

"cove.." you huff, feeling your cunt gush more slick and adding to the wet, loud squelching. "cove, kiss me, please. oh fuck- oh fu-" cove's lips cut off your mindless babbles, muffling yours and his loud moans as he fucks you with shallow thrusts.

he breaks apart, panting and stealing small kisses in between his sentence. "i'm- *kiss* oh god- i'm gonna *kiss, kiss* cum.."

you whimper and hook your shaking leg around cove's back, the overstimulation makes you want to pull away but you're so close and you want cove to make you cum, and to finish with you. to finish inside you.

"cum inside!" your nails scratch down his back. "please, cum, cum inside-"

cove whines into your neck, the rhythm of his thrusts falling apart as he comes closer to finishing. he rubs faster circles on your clit, and when your fingers drag down his back as you cum, cove's hips push your body deeper into the bed as he fills your cunt with his thick cum.

he leans lifelessly over your body, panting into your neck and pressing kisses into your shoulder as he sits up to give you a kiss.

"i'll..i'll run us a bath, okay?" cove smiles dozily, stroking your hips. you blink, trying to regain your vision from your orgasm.

"and carrying me to the bath!" cove nods at that, accepting the fact he's basically rendered your legs useless for the morning. "and you're making breakfast too." you grin at him. "its punishment."

cove kisses your cheeks. "mm, trying out new methods?" cove teases.

you smack his arm and push him away, breath hitching when he pulls out.

cove watches out his cum starts to leak from your poor, twitching cunt and before he can get any bright ideas you put your foot on his shoulder and nudge him. "stop looking!" you tug the sheets over you and cove gets up with a sheepish laugh. "okay, okay!"

is very very whipped for you

does anything n everything you ask the whole trip

when he goes out and it comes up somehow, he'll tell anyone and everyone he's on his honeymoon w his lovely spouse <3

if you do any underwater activities like snorkeling or smth, you're holding hands underwater <333

yes you hold hands everywhere you go, he's so in love with you he just has to be close to you

if you're not holding hands than he's trailing very close behind you or you're at least wearing his shirt

MATCHING OUTFITS

every young person is ither inspired by your relationship or is sick of seeing you at the beach, go HOME

the old people love you and talk your ear off in the middle of the store, telling you stories of their marriages and tips on how to have a long happy marriage

when you tell them you're childhood friends/lovers though they laugh and tell you you already have it down then since you've known each other so long!

when you finally get on the plane to go home, i hope you rmbr to get some foundation or at least tell cove to wear his hair down and a t-shirt instead of a tank top because his neck and back/shoulders are Marked Up

liz and lee tease you about how glowy and refreshed you look <3

cove is very flustered if any of your friends or family see any marks or scratches

or even worse if someone asks if you had a good wedding night, etec

if you want to have kids n give birth, liz also jokes that shes too young to be a grandma for real (you sputter n tell her you and cove arent her kids n shes exaggerating!!)

[music4-ls]

Maybe can you do a sfw alphabet headcanons for Beetlejuice?? 🪲🧃

Sure thing babes! 🕸️

;; SFW ALPHABET LET'S GOO ¦🕸️

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

🕸️ 🕸️

This took longer than i thought - here ya go love

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

;Beej loves showing his affection by his usual cocky flirting, being perverted {yet he also showes you that by sudden nice hugs or compliments /even kisses}

- Musicaljuice

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

;having him as a friend, is really something else, Beej would be a very funny friend - not failing to make his BFFF happy

- Toonjuice/Musicaljuice

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

;oh boy he loves cuddles.

He wouldn't admit it - yet he really.. Really loves it. He doesn't care about being "small spoon" he loves being cuddled up and get head scratches - Musicaljuice/Toonjuice

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

;Musicaljuice is the biggest wife guy ever a woman would want. {check out my ideas for it)

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

;they wouldn't.

Musicaljuice would beg them to stay, Keatonjuice would kind of manipulate them to stay

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

;Very quickly, just make you their wife and live happily ever after <3 - Musicaljuice/Keatonjuice

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

;Toonjuice and Musicaljuice could be very gentle, Toonjuice is the emotional support

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

;Musicaljuice would give you hugs every single damn time. Keatonjuice loves giving hugs hey he won't admit it or do it randomly. Toonjuice loves getting the hugs, he wouldn't leave you alone until he gives you the best hug he can offer

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

;they wouldn't be quick to say it {Musicaljuice and Keatonjuice} they have to warm up to their love, to understand everything {Musicaljuice would take his time to even think if they would be a good partner}

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

;Musicaljuice is the first one to show how much he can be jealous, then it's Keatonjuice and Toonjuice.

They would usually be pissed

Musicaljuice with Keatonjuice would throw hands, while Toonjuice would go feral inside.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

;Musicaljuice would kiss your top of the head, Toonjuice would kiss your hand and Keatonjuice? Anywhere he could reach.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

;Keatonjuice would want at least one child, as for Toonjuice, nah. He could easily take a random cat and boom! You two have a kid

Musicaljuice? Yeah.. He wouldn't really mind yet he isn't great with kids.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

;you would probably wake up on the ground {a night with Musicaljuice} He would move so much around bed in night that he would end up pushing you off {you're to lazy do get up So. Just snatched the duvet from him and just sleep on the carpet}

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

;as for Musicaljuice, it's really a Russian roulette. Either you would end up on the floor, or it would be a calm night.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

;Keatonjuice would take his moments to reveal everything about himself. Same for Musicaljuice

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

;first thought.

Musicaljuice. Why? I mean. He probably has some massive anger issues and he would throw a tantrum like a kid

Keatonjuice would be annoyed, and just sew the person mouth to hear silence. Nothing else.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

;Toonjuice would remember the important things, but he would also memorize the small details - yet.. Let's not lie to ourselves, he would forget them easily.

Keatonjuice just like Musicaljuice..

Oh.. They know everything.

Even the things you don't know about.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

;Toonjuice loves the first day that you two met

Musicaljuice: the baking moments

Keatonjuice.. Perverted moments. Nothing more to say, nothing less

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

;Keatonjuice is very protective, he would keep you close to him and normally he would shot the person who dares to call you names {or anything like that} with death glare.

Musicaljuice is kind of the same. Yet he would already throw hands

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

;Musicaljuice is trying his best to do everything perfect. While Keatonjuice is just thinking how the date would end {he's thinking very perverted way.}

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

;being unhigened in.. Some moments. Keatonjuice would keep his hands dirty or do something that would cause a mess

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

;tho it doesn't seem like it, Musicaljuice is very insecure about his body. Yet Keatonjuice? He doesn't give a damn, he loves his dad bod

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

;Beetlejuice? Him? Of course he would. Bj would feel sad without his darling - Musicaljuice

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

;Musicaljuice is a very big softie inside, he loves getting cuddled up and hear soft love words

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

;honestly, they would have everything that their love hate {talking about general things Some person that they don't like} - Musicaljuice/Toonjuice

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

;he would snore and move around the bed probably kicking you off the bed

- Keatonjuice/Musicaljuice/Toonjuice

[cinnamonest]

Was thinking if there're any yans that'd want to get married asap, because y'know, when girls use the reason that '19 is too early to get married,' they're just trying to get out of doing any real work or struggle and are looking for an excuse to sleep around (actual comment I read from an irl man, btw) But ooooof, they discover darling is waaaayyyy past her prime atp!! She's practically close to hitting the WallTM . I mean, yes they still think about her and yes they'd still pay her to fuck them, and yes, it's very unfortunate she's let so many men run her over and hasn't done achieved anything meaningful in her life, line getting married and serving her husband and enduring the marriage if things get "rough", but that's exactly why he's as generous and kind as he is!!!

ASFjdsKfjwa;fdashfhD ANON I never thought I’d read the phrase “the wall” outside of angry middle aged men on twitter the way I did a double take 😭😭

This specifically has like Ayato/Diluc vibes to me, I feel like even in a modern setting they’re still coming from wealth/nobility and you know how the elite class loves their young marriages, so it’s just what both are conditioned to as being normal.

But you’re so right and I love the thought of some delusional guy with a crippling savior complex lusting after some woman, convincing himself she should be grateful he wants her so bad and that she has some degree of due blame and shame for a perceived fault.

After all, you’re like, what, over 20? Basically a hopeless spinster. Probably desperate to get married, got baby rabies, all that stuff, not to mention probably insecure and jaded and calloused — all things that should be bad, but for him, it sparks these sorts of intricate fantasies and urges.

To correct you. To save you. You poor, misguided thing. Maybe you were too focused on pointless things like a career, not knowing that such a thing is worthless for you.

Or maybe you were just too shy. Or too picky. Whatever is wrong with you or however you screwed up, it’s okay, you can be forgiven for your wrongs. Sure, you’re resistant at first, in the same way a stray cat picked up off the street might initially hiss and scratch, a defense mechanism out of fear, nothing more. But with enough persistent affection — healthily balanced out with a firm hand where needed — you’ll come around in no time, and he knows you'll very happily and naturally fall right into the role he wants from you.

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Kitten love

Idk, just a Gaz x gn!reader short fic — not checked for mistakes or anything. Sfw.

He went out with the others on his team a couple of hours ago. The moment it passed two hours, you knew you wouldn’t get a sober Kyle home. Not that you minded… a drunk Kyle was always an experience.

You had made small preparations. Food in the fridge that you could easily reheat, in case he wanted food, made sure you had painkillers for tomorrow where he would undoubtedly need some - clean clothes you would need to get him into.

You had almost fallen asleep on the couch when you heard familiar laughter out in the hallway and a moment later the doorbell rang. Then a familiar voice called out your name.

You darted to the door, opening to the sight of a grinning Kyle, half ways hanging onto Johnny, who was one big grin as well. Price and Simon gave you a nod each, standing behind them.

“Special delivery for a Bonnie thing,” Johnny happily declared and Kyle instantly straightened up, hands reaching out for your cheeks and before you could do anything, beer tasting lips were on your own.

You laughed, tugging him to the sight, giving the others a wave, “thanks for getting him home safely!”

“Always, luv’! “ Price called out.

“Ey, they’re married!” Kyle said, protectively holding onto you, making the others laugh.

“We’re not married yet, you idiot,” you giggled, trying to get him to let go and he finally did, wandering into the apartment.

“Just know that we did try to stop him,” Simon said, as the last one, before he closed the door, leaving you befuddled - but you locked the different locks anyways before turning around, going towards the living room, where you indeed found him —

On one knee.

“Marry me?” He asked, voice slurred, raising his hand a little higher - only it wasn’t a ring he was offering you.

“… is that a kitten?” You asked, watching the dirty little thing squirm in his grip.

“Is that a no?”

God, he was drunk. His bottom lip quivered. Like a puppy that had just been kicked.

“Kyle, sweetheart,” you replied, stepping closer, watching the kitten in his hand let out a pitiful meow, “you proposed to me three months ago - I already said yes.”

The smile that appeared on his face must almost have hurt.

“Well that’s good, innit?” He said, looking down at the squirming fluff ball, “I found this for you.”

“Kyle, I love you, but why do you have a cat?”

“He was abandoned in a box! All alone ‘nd cold and I just knew ye wouldn’t have left it behind.”

You let out a sigh and picked up the kitten from his hands and he giggled, swaying a little on his knees. The kitten let out another loud “meeeeow,” and you couldn’t hold back a smile.

“I guess we have a cat now, then,” you finally said - then Gaz began giggling louder, a sound that was very much out of character for him.

“Three,” he said and before you could manage to ask what, he pulled out two more kittens from his hoodie pocket. Two more screaming little things.

“Kyle, for fucks sake!”

“They need a home, baby!” He said staggering to his feet and you grabbed the two kittens, so that he wouldn’t fall with them, “we can give them that home!”

“For tonight - Kyle, we can’t just get three kittens,” you argued, ignoring his pout, “they’ll sleep here for tonight and we will go to the shelter tomorrow.”

You didn’t know what to even do with the cats - but then he pulled even more stuff from his hoodie, milk formula for kittens and a kitten-safe shampoo. Kyle looked absolutely in love, watching you feed the three tiny creatures, before you bathed them. The others had definitely not tried to stop him, you decided, in fact, you suspected the three other men had encouraged this kitten-saving adventure your man had been on.

“They’re going to the shelter tomorrow,” you reminded him, pretending that you sounded just as stern as you had earlier. Even if you couldn’t help but love the three kittens small purrs as they slept in a box next to the bed.

“Sure,” Kyle slurred, kissing your neck and shoulders, “I love you.”

“Love you too.”

You did not go to the shelter with the kittens the day after - or the one after that. Kyle had already named the three kittens and you had already fallen in love with them.

[oopsiedaisiesbaby]

If you put your favorite Stranger things ships into the MOTA universe, how would they fare? And how soon do they get together?

Fuuuck this is a tough question 😅 I’m always banging on for someone to do AU’s of my favorite fandoms set within each other but I struggle to conceptualize it myself! Let’s see… prepare for word vomit rambling lol

Harringrove… rival pilots. They have had beef since day one and they make it everyone else’s problem. We’re talking, the room clears if they’re in it together. They’re constantly fighting for the number one spot. They’re always two seconds away from getting court martialed for their bull shit but somehow skim by without ever actually getting into trouble and end up as squadron leaders. They get shot down at the same time and end up parachuting within yards of each other and on the run together. Their differences get set aside as they get chased through the countryside by Germans. Ultimately, they end up in the stalag together and everyone is a little shocked at the way they have become inseparable but there’s a war on and things are strange. They end up together in the stalag as they lean on each other but also fiercely defend and protect each other against anyone and anything like a couple of feral bonded cats. The codependency is unreal but they do end up escaping together and refuse to be separated when they get back from the states. It takes years for them to admit they’re not just roommates despite essentially being married.

Munver+… Jason is a pilot and Eddie is his bombardier. Jason’s got his sweetheart Chrissy back home and the way Eddie flirted with her during basic has made Jason hate his guts. No matter what Jason does or says, Eddie continues to flirt and Chrissy seems to like it??? However, by the time they prepare to leave for England Eddie’s hitting on him??? Jason is very confused, Chrissy’s parting words are to suck Eddie’s dick and Jason has a full on crisis. Until Eddie has Chrissy write Jason a letter explicitly telling him exactly what’s gonna go down between Eddie and Jason and that she’ll be waiting for both of them. Once Jason gives in, it’s like it’s been that way the whole time. They get shot down, but make it back, and somehow convince Hopper to let them keep flying. Jason and Chrissy legally get married when they make it back to the states but they all three are married in their minds. Couldn’t leave out my girl Chrissy and she deserves two doting men, I don’t make the rules!

Jargyle… Jonathan’s Billy’s navigator and Argyle’s his bombardier. Way too much fun is had on that plane, we’re talking corny ass jokes mid getting shot at. They’ve been together since basic, quietly, happily, and unproblematically. Jonathan’s on leave for something to do with his family when Billy and Argyle get shot down and end up in the stalag. He spirals pretty hard because that’s his pseudo brother and husband and he thinks he could’ve saved them if he had been there. They take a lot of time away from everyone when they get back from the states just to heal and be together away from war.

Buckleway… Robin’s dressing up and fooling the entire USAAF into thinking she’s a man so that she can be Steve’s navigator and Heather is the Red Cross girlie that catches her and they start out as friends (Robin’s so grateful someone other than Steve knows about her secret) but really start falling for each other right before Steve and Robin get shot down and end up in the stalag. The reunion when she is liberated from the stalag is one for the pictures it’s so sappy.

Hopper is the long suffering Colonel that has to deal with all their bull shit. Yes, he’s known about Robin since day one. It’s the least of his problems when he’s got Billy and Steve fucking around and frequently failing to find out by the grace of the Devil (there’s no God in whatever’s going on between those two lol)

I gotta stop here because I need to go to bed lol but this was fun to think about ❤️

[hyperions-light]

15 and 18 for the Rook partner asks please!!

Thank you for asking! The Rook + partner ask game is [here]!

15. What was the partner's reaction to Rook being imprisoned in the Fade? How did they cope? How did they react upon seeing Rook again?

UHHHH canonically very bad lmao! I like to imagine that Luca and Spite sort of held it together? At least from an outside perspective. But ngl, from what he says to Rook when they get back about thinking he had nothing left, I imagine the least of it was him not sleeping and being very miserable the entire time— if Spite didn’t take over. I think he and Luca could have agreed to violently murder Solas in retaliation, so maaaybe not? I don’t know that Lucanis could personally have done much to assist with finding Rook in the fade prison, which probably also sucked. (I think nobody told Viago and Teia, at least for Leth— idk if there was any dialogue about it).

Hmmm well, the second they get out of the prison, Leth is hugging Lucanis, so that’s what’s happening first lmao. They disappeared afterward to process, so I assume Lucanis spent the time between then and the meeting looking for them. If he found them? Silent (+bad) knife sharpening. It kind of seems to me like the romance scene is the first time they talked after, though, so idk? Perhaps they successfully evaded him

18. When all is said and done, where would they like to retire together? Is marriage in the cards for them? Children? Pets?

Well they’re not retiring lol, they have the Crows to handle! And Leth needs to deal with their stuff with Viago, AND they have to figure things out with Neve— there’s a lot to do! Does polyamorous marriage work in Antiva? Idk but Lucanis seems the type to want to get married— idk if Leth would want to, though. Depends on the specifics of the arrangement— how complicated is marrying into the Dellamorte family?

I feel like Leth is more “fun relative” than parent, but if Lucanis and Neve want children (probable) they will happily look after them. And teach them many skills with probably illegal applications. Oh, and they have Jacobus to look after.

One day Leth will get their pet tadpole. They’d have snakes, for sure. Cats, maybe?

[pastelwitchling]

Hiya Rin, I'm in love with all your Malex stories and re-read them constantly. I can't wait to read more of Numb when the next chapter is out ❤️❤️

If you would, could you give us more of Daffodil and Potato, I absolutely love them.

Wishing you a Ramadan Mubarak. Xx

@cu-sidhe13

***

Alex woke to shuffling somewhere inside the house. He lifted his head from where it rested on Michael’s chest, alarm instinctively surging throughout his body at the idea of someone in their home, someone here to hurt his Michael –

“Shh,” Michael’s soft voice came at once, his hands sliding into Alex’s hair. “Calm down, baby, it’s just the demonic fur babies.”

With anyone else, Alex would’ve needed to confirm for himself, but he knew Michael would never let anything touch him, so the fear immediately seeped out of him and he melted back down against his chest. Michael chuckled, running a hand down his back.

“They’re not demonic,” he murmured sleepily. A pause, then, “Well, Potato isn’t.”

Michael kissed the top of his head. “You know, if you scooch off me, I can go see what’s wrong.”

Alex grumbled, hugging Michael’s waist and moving halfway on top of them. “They’re fine, don’t move.”

Michael’s chest rumbled against Alex’s ear with his laughter. “Wow, you’re so obsessed with me.”

Alex buried his face deeper into Michael’s chest, breathing him in. “Yes. Very obsessed. I have the sexiest husband in the world, and I love him more than anything, how could I not be obsessed?”

He felt Michael’s smile widen against his crown, his hold on Alex tightening and tightening until Alex couldn’t breathe.

“Want me to let you go?”

“No,” Alex mumbled against Michael’s neck.

“Good.”

More shuffling sounded somewhere inside, like a guitar case being knocked over.

“That’s your cat,” Michael said.

“Oh,” Alex laughed sleepily, “my cat, huh?”

“I’ll take responsibility for Po, but Daffy’s yours.”

“I see,” Alex said, “so it’s your fault that he chewed up my music sheets from Forrest last week?”

Michael squeezed him even tighter and growled, “My pug has good taste.”

Alex hummed, smile widening. “Or he knows how to follow orders.”

Michael scoffed, but just hugged him tighter without a word. Alex chuckled and managed one kiss to Michael's pec before a bark and angry meowing sounded.

“Okay,” Alex started to push himself up again, “now I really do need to check on them.”

“No need,” Michael said, as right then, Daffodil and Potato came running in, Potato barking after the furball kitten. They were both getting bigger, but Daffodil still only barely made it onto the bed with her three legs while Potato ran around it, barking madly.

Daffodil ran right for the blanket and hid under Alex’s stomach before turning to Potato and hissing, swiping her claw at him. He barked happily, his tail wagging.

“He’s just playing with you,” Michael sighed, scratching between Daffodil’s ears, “you grouchy fuzzball.”

Daffy didn’t acknowledge Michael’s head scratches, her eyes fixed intently on Po, as though worried that if she looked away for a second, he would find his way onto the bed and try to smother her with kisses. Again.

“She doesn’t like games,” Alex smiled, poking her nose until she stopped arching her back and her fur settled. “Do you, my little demon?”

Daffy caught Alex’s finger between her teeth for seconds before she let go and licked the wounds. Alex, undeterred, continued petting her when she pushed her head into his palm.

Michael hummed, reaching over the bed to pet Po. “So a lot like you, then.”

Alex snickered. “Please. I would’ve married you when we were seventeen if you’d asked me to.”

“Don’t say that,” Michael groaned. “It really depresses me to think of all that wasted time, Alex.”

Alex’s smile softened against Michael’s hip. “Wow,” he murmured, “you’re so obsessed with me.”

“Yes,” Michael said without missing a beat, even as Daffodil glared, exasperated, at the still happy and waiting Potato. “Very obsessed.”

***

Happy Malex Monday ❤️

I wanted to let you guys know that next week's malex monday might be late. I won't be in the country, and so posting will be a little difficult. I will do my best to save a draft so that I can publish the fic on Monday, but if it doesn't come, then it hopefully will just a few days later ❤️

[heyitsghost57]

in game vs fanfiction

in game save Lamb: (they/them)

birth name is Lambert Chippington (based on a dream I had)

took Narinder’s last name, Mortimer, in marriage

has a chipped tooth, as a reference to my dream

26 when first sacrificed

loves their followers, all immortal from golden necklaces

all followers are cats, besides Jalala, Rinor, and Yarlen

all followers are disciples and named after fruits

happily married to Narinder, after years of rebuilding trust and forgiving each other

very kind, stern when needed

against sacrifice and cannibalism

mainly a pacifist, very passive and kind

vegan

sparkle shape for pupils

slightly more modern community compared to fanfic counterpart

cult is very neat and nicely decorated

cult always has a surplus of resources, high faith, and lots of food

selfless and overworked, does everything to keep their cult happy

only sacrifices followers if they request it

doesn’t remember their family much but mourns them

hopeless romantic

5’6”

demisexual

all bishops are in Lamb’s inner circle

camellias in their wool, has small bell earrings, bandages wrapped around their hooves, arm warmers, fleece with a hood, and a small ribbon that’s used to tighten the hood of their fleece

weapon of choice is dagger

fanfiction Lamb: (they/them)

birth name is Nayen, similar to the Filipino word for “village,” “Nayon”

cares not for their past identity and is just called Lamb now

carnivore

selfish, sadistic, apathetic, has a God complex, cruel, aggressive, mentally unstable, lazy, rude

married to Narinder, though their relationship is codependent and toxic

gained fangs and longer, sharper horns from ascension, hates it

21 when first sacrificed

the perfect cult leader before they discarded their mask

scared of hurting innocent people due to their intense emotions, later fantasizes about it

extremely stressed and always on the brink of breaking down

heart shape for pupils

doesn’t care about their past family, devoted only to their future with Narinder

obsessive and abusive partner

doesn’t love Narinder in a pure sense, doesn’t want to be alone, feels Nari is the only one worthy of their affection

manipulates their disciples

keeps the Bishops trapped in purgatory to isolate Narinder

wants to be seen as a good person

distrusts everyone, struggles to keep a kind attitude

socially awkward but tries to hide it

uses Ratau and his disciples to reassure them they’re a good person

being seen as the monster they truly are and being left alone, with no one to love them are their worst fears

weapon of choice is hammer

in game Narinder: (he/him)

full name is Narinder Mortimer

nickname, that only Lamb calls him, is Rin

Narinder’s relic serves as their ring of marriage

wears ceremonial robes, has a slit in it for his tail

lazy and tired, but helps out when he truly feels like it, or if Lamb asks enough times

pupil shape is a star

reserved but is friends with some followers

after decades, relationship with his siblings is slightly better

dislikes PDA, a bit shy

love language is quality time

weapon of choice is his reaper scythe

works as a gardener, acquaintances with Leshy’s spouse

enjoys playing knucklebones

demisexual

domesticated cat, very vocal with trilling and chirps

fanfiction Narinder: (he/him)

doesn’t like being called “The One Who Waits” after indoctrinated, as it hurts his pride and doesn’t fit anymore

begrudgingly, only lets Lamb call him Narinder

aggressive, often tries fighting Lamb when first indoctrinated

overwhelmed, sensory issues, third eye is swelled shut in the beginning

the cult calls him “Fate,” a name he chose spur of the moment during a sermon

behind his veil, he is often frowning or zoned out

dark circles under his eyes

wears an outfit similar to what he wore when chained

fought with Lamb when provoked, resulted in him wearing a loyalty necklace, brainwashing him further

gave up leaving the cult long ago

works in the lumberyard

holds sermons for Lamb most days

doesn’t remember who he is very well, a shell of his former self

dependent on Lamb

skittish and often drained

believes what him and Lamb have is love

doesn’t understand what proper, healthy love looks like, based on his siblings

did truly love Lamb, though it’s now a relationship full of fear

victim of lovebombing

has scent marked Lamb

pupil shape is the letter X

weapon of choice is his claws

[wolfawaycamp]

Rylan +

"You make me so happy it turns back to sad, there's nothing I hate more than what I can't have, you are so gorgeous it makes me so mad"

🐼 So I'd originally intended for this to be cute but instead it's angsty. Oops tee hee

Dylan is happy. No, really. It turns out being down a hand not only doesn’t affect your ability to kick ass at quantum physics, but it also makes you the most interesting man in the room at nearly every social gathering. Scholarship programs also love a good sob story, so he’s pretty much got a full ride through his master’s degree if he decides to stick with it.

As far as the others, Laura and Max had secretly gotten married and are now planning on opening a refuge for exotic animals.

Abi and Emma had started dating immediately after the charges were cleared, to everyone’s surprise, and now they’re living together in California while Abi finishes her art degree and Emma’s influencer career flourishes.

Nick is back in Australia working at some catering company with his high school sweetheart, whom he’d reconnected with after months of isolation from pretty much everyone.

Jacob and Kaitlyn are living together, not quite dating, but definitely showing signs of something happening. They’ll never admit it, but Dylan knows Kaitlyn’s secretly-has-feelings-for-someone face, and she wears it often when Jacob is around.

And Ryan…well, he’s doing pretty well, too. In fact, judging by his latest social media update, which happens about three times a year, he’s gearing up to move in with his boyfriend, Felix, whom he’s been with for six months. The post is a picture of Ryan sitting on his couch surrounded by cardboard boxes, having a very serious staring contest with Poe, a stray tuxedo cat the couple had found hanging around Ryan’s college dorm one night. Dylan smiles at the cat’s familiar face, as he’s seen it often in the pictures Ryan sends him. He and Ryan have semi-regularly been texting ever since Ryan had scribbled his number on a piece of scrap paper for Dylan two years ago. After their last night at Hackett’s Quarry.

Dylan remembers well their first conversation from right after they’d been released.

-

“That was a crazy first date, huh?” Dylan was doing what Dylan did best, which was flirting inappropriately with his crush to distract both of them from their trauma. Or whatever it was his therapist had told him.

Ryan snorted. “Ha, yeah. I guess you could say that.”

“This is yours, by the way.” He handed Dylan a crumpled, folded up piece of paper.

“Don’t tell me…your number?” Dylan couldn’t help himself.

“Ding ding ding,” Ryan deadpanned.

Dylan’s face grew hot. “Oh. Thanks, man. I’ll keep in touch.”

“You better. I went through a lot of trouble to get that for you.” Ryan’s grin was the most gorgeous thing Dylan had seen in these past months — maybe ever.

-

They had kept in touch, and things looked hopeful for a while — but when the group had their first get-together around New Year’s, something had changed. Dylan couldn’t look at Ryan, much less talk to him at first. He didn’t know if it was nerves, or guilt about making Ryan cut off his hand, or the feeling that he was coming on too strong; whatever it was, he had gotten way too drunk that night and spent most of it stuck in Emma’s bathroom and subsequently sleeping it off in her guest room while the rest of the group had their fun.

He’d woken up the next morning to Emma informing him that Ryan had offered to drive him home — and he’d declined, stating that he already had a boyfriend. Stupid Drunk Dylan. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Not too long after that, Ryan had finally been convinced — mostly by his sister — to accept a generous offer to attend a prestigious animation school in Denver. Then he moved on campus, and he met Felix, and now they’re cohabiting happily with a cat and everything.

Dylan is happy for them.

Before he can comment on Ryan’s post, the image is covered by a text notification. It’s that cute boy from the library asking if Dylan can meet for coffee on the weekend.

He accepts.

Staring back at the picture of Ryan, Dylan’s smile fades. He momentarily entertains countless scenarios where he’d said something, or not said something, or just fucking kissed the guy. Then, he pushes those thoughts away.

Ryan is happy, so Dylan is too.

[greeniebeanieships]

🩷 Charlotte Deshayes SFW Alphabet

Masterlist

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Charlotte is very closed off when you first meet. The only sort of affection she offers in the beginning is staring. Then the staring turns into slow blinking, a lot like a cat.

In the middle of the relationship, when she feels safest, she's the ultimate cuddle bug. She's so touch starved and she didn't even realize it before this relationship. But that doesn't mean the staring stops, no. Now, she won't turn away when she's caught staring.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

The very best. Extremely loyal. Anyone who's best friends with her should be honored. It takes a lot of patience and kindness to her and her brother to become best friends, let alone lovers.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Absolutely. She loves cuddles so much. She loves it when you scooch in to her side, her arm wrapping around your shoulders and her head resting on yours. She loves the closeness and the knowledge that you both keep each other safe.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Yes. Absolutely. She wants nothing more than to stop running and settle down. She wants a small, cozy house on isolated farmland with animals.

Given the proper materials and ingredients and a cookbook, Charlotte is a pro in the kitchen. She likes cooking, but she's better at baking, and loves it more, too. Her pastries and cookies and homemade bread are to die for.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Charlotte is very, very loyal. If the relationship has to end, it's your fault. She feels betrayed and will not allow herself to stay with someone who betrayed her and Victor. Though, she doesn't know how to break it off. So, you get the silent treatment until you connect the dots.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Honestly speaking? She's a bit scared of it. Her father has been out of the picture her whole life and she's scared that you'll leave her like her father left her mother.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

The definition of gentle giant. She's had to be gentle with Victor their entire lives. She is aware of her strength and knows how to control how rough or gentle she is.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Again with the physical affection, absolutely. She loves hugs so much. They're like quick little cuddles!

She is capable of giving bear hugs, but she's scared of hurting you. You'll have to beg her to squeeze even a little bit. And when she does and sees you like it? Oh, honey, she's giving bear hugs all the time.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It takes her a pretty long time. She wants to say it but is nervous that whenever she does, it's not sincere. She doesn't want to lie to you or scare you off. She waits for you to say it first.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Extremely. Except, she doesn't know what to do about it. She hates seeing you with others. She doesn't mean to be that possessive. You'll have to have a talk with her, reassure her. That doesn't stop her from being jealous often.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

At first, they're a little ick to her. She doesn't understand the appeal of pressing her lips against yours. But she does enjoy sweet kisses in other places. She loves receiving forehead kisses. If you kiss her knuckles, congratulations, you now have a big flustered French woman.

It does take her a bit to warm up to her giving kisses. Once she gets used to it, there's no going back. Though kisses on the lips are going to take a bit, she will happily kiss you elsewhere.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Victor is the only childlike person Charlotte is content with caring for.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

From years on the run, she's grown accustomed to being an early riser. If you're also an early riser, great! If not, she'll just wait. Anxiously.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

At the beginning of the relationship, she will not want to spend the night with you. She's nervous about being asleep next to someone other than Victor. But once she trusts you, she can't sleep without you. She's a light sleeper, but never moves in her sleep.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

She's very, very closed off. She won't start revealing things until she knows she can trust you. But it's not all at once. Some things take more time than others.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Charlotte has a lot of pent up anger. Like, a lot. She doesn't want to, but she does have it. She's angered very easily but does a very good job at hiding it. But when it all comes too much, because she doesn't know how to express it, she just cries it out.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

If she were an animal, it would be an elephant. This girl has an amazing memory. She remembers almost every detail, down to your shoe size.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Seeing you interact with her brother. Her brother is the world to her, and it means so much that someone sees that. That someone sees Victor as a human being and treats him like one.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Extremely. She is very, very protective. If you were to be hurt, she would first make sure you're okay, and then let her anger fuel her reaction. Never towards you, of course, but to whoever hurt you.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Not that much. She's not experienced in relationships, so she doesn't know how to plan dates. But she does remember events (birthday and anniversary) and makes sure you know she remembered.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Pushing people away. She's so used to people being untrustworthy towards her, so she pushes people away in an attempt to protect her and Victor. But some persistence and persuasion from your part and you will have wriggled your way into her heart.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Not very. She's never been very concerned about that. She just figures that if you love her just the way she is, she doesn't have anything she needs to change.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Absolutely. Once she trusts you and formed a bond with you, she can't stand being away from you for long. It's like she can't function without you.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

I have so many. So, so many.

What I'll choose for this is that, as quiet as Charlotte seems, she can be loud. Very, very loud. When something gets to her and she really laughs, it's loud and contagious. And she snorts.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Someone disrespectful. She hates those who are disrespectful for no reason.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

She's a very light sleeper but never moves. Whatever position she falls asleep in, that's the position she wakes up in. But even the slightest bit of movement from somewhere near has her up and at em.

[paranoid-borderline-insane]

SO @tulipsbymybed and I have been going back and forth with head canons for one Capt John Price and we’ve created this one that’s maybe a little OOC, but its lovely nonetheless

One of our prevailing head canons is that you, as the reader, and John take in Simon (Ghost) after an injury because John doesn’t want Simon’s mental health to spiral, laying in a hospital bed, but the injury is severe enough he can’t be on his own. From then Simon starts becoming a mainstay in your home, becoming a bit of an adopted son to you two, staying with you guys more often than not when he’s not deployed because his ptsd is better in your home environment.

Also based on Tulip and I both having cats, John and you also have cats, I believe we’ve decided on them having 4.

But the newest head canon I started was making John a tiktok for him to teach people how to woodwork, particularly how to build furniture and fix stuff around the house, because another head canon we have is that he builds, like, everything he can in your home. Most famously the many bookcases you need to hold all of your books. He’s particularly well loved women wanting to get into woodworking but have no one to teach them, always open to answering comments to help people learn.

Another reason he’s well loved is because he makes it very clear that he’s head over heels for his wife (you!) and will do anything and everything for you, commenting as he builds that he’s making something because you need it, or adding decorative features that you like.

Since one person commented that they wished John was their dad, and he responded by saying that he’d officially just adopted them, he’s become his little community’s dad. You occasionally feature in videos, usually with John’s prompting or because you commented in the background, but you’re in charge of editing and posting.

Any thirsty comments he receives, and he receives a good handful of them every video, are either ignored, or the particularly bad ones get blocked. This is a place of family and teaching! He’s not doing it to be ogled, especially when he makes it very clear that he’s a very happily married man.

Knows a lot of his audience are queer people with different identities, and tries to always be considerate of that and will go out of his way to make it clear that they’re accepted and welcomed

LITERALLY ALL OF THIS IS TO SAY one day, after it being requested, to celebrate 100K followers or something, you edit together a ‘day in the life’ with John narrating over the finished footage and Tulip wrote an amazing 1k+ words of it 😩

[finnothehimbo]

I finally got top surgery and I’m healing beautifully I feel so lucky

And I don’t have the whole depression brain fog etc that people report having. this is incredibly normal to me. i actually feel less brain fog than before. I do really poorly with estrogen progesterone I’m glad I get to go back on T soon.

However I do hate clothes. I usually am exclusively shirtless at home and I must wear my post op binder until Halloween. This is the hardest part. I’m a trans person who hates all transitions. I hate going from dressed to undressed but need to do twice a day nipple dressing changes. It’s such a nucance but will be so worth it.

I got to go with my absolute number one pick for surgeon and I’m beaming. He’s done just as good as I dreamed of. It’s so even and natural. I’m so excited to gain my muscle mass back. I’m not allowed to lift more than 10 lbs for eight weeks. Yuck. Id been working manual labor moving 300+lbs more than eight miles a day. I’ve been getting buff and am so ready for summer 2025.

I feel like I’m just the luckiest man alive.

I’ve got top surgery from my top pick for surgeon.

I’m getting free training to go into my choice job field.

I can see myself in the mirror and am so much more sane that I was just a few years ago.

I have a partner I’d love to marry.

I’m known by name at work and am the popular guy. People flag me down to just chat. I’ve been openly described as smart and interesting. My inner child is screaming to be cool without sacrificing my morals. I just care so much about people and topics that it’s cool. I got an award for caring about the people we serve at work. I just feel like I belong.

My income is comfortable. Nothing flashy but I can eat out weekly without worry.

My person is so peaceful and sweet. Fae continue to improve and go to therapy. I don’t have to beg them to care about me or our relationship.

Poly has been painless when previously I thought I’m just too jealous when in reality I enjoy poly. I just need a partner who’s similarly invested in me as I am them. They don’t sleep with and flirt with all of my friends. Fae have a FWB and it was actually a beautiful thing to see them explore faer sexuality.

I’m seen as a positive male role model.

I go to muches routinely and am confident in my sexuality. My partners libido matches mine and I never feel like a lesser partner for how I exist sexually. I have been working through so much trauma around sex and am a changed man. I look forward to our long sentimental scenes. Faer just addictive.

My therapist is just the best. She truly gets it all. Autistic queer polyam chronicly I’ll person who’s helped so very much with my mental health. She actually found a physical health issue that I think will be world changing to get treated. Just fantastic.

I’m learning Spanish and have gotten good at math.

No one’s laughing at me. No one’s mean to me. My people genuinely care. They’re safe and don’t stir up such instability and lack of safety that I lose my marbles. I thought I was a loud irrational emotional person when that’s just not the case.

I’ve got my own place with a sweet cat. She was given a clear bill of health and is turning 13 next February.

My Person takes Christmas pictures with me and I just love it. They never make me feel dumb for caring. They never make me worry. They are worthy of the care and trust I put in. They deserve the dedication I give and it’s gorgeous. They’re a 20/10 and get flirted with constantly but come home to me. I sing happily and they look forward to my songs.

I have a full pantry and a home cluttered with things i adore. It’s clean and safe.

I just feel so lucky. The world is in my fingertips. There once was A little autistic queer kid who couldn’t fathom a good life. A sad young adult who felt like no matter how clear he spoke no one believed him. He’d freak out and cry daily. It was miserable to feel so looked at but so misunderstood. That everyone was ready to judge me to the point I just became feral with no fucks left to give. I had spiraled into a point of insanity that I couldn’t figure out a way out of. Now it’s just so easy. My life’s not perfect but the hard outcomes are so easy to stomach. My top surgery has been completely wonderful. I’m just so thankful.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

hehe..... ari.......... i am already here...... knife and fork in hand............... gimme food gimme lore. how did you and mister sweetheart mister laios mister oblivious meet?????? was it a meet-cute, or a meet-ugly perhaps???? like an accidental meet-ugly????? he bumped into you and spilled his food all over you???? i could see that i think it would be qwfully cute actually:333 anyway hehehehe please indulge me i really wanna know more abt the two of you!!!! - @teddybeartoji

MICKEY . you work fast ……. i have to respect it…….. BUT WAHHHH THIS MADE MY BRAIN SPIN SO FAST :(((((((( sniffle . i love him. I HAVE MANY THOUGHTSS pls bear with me my sweet sunflower…….

here is a snack for you while you read :33 🥪 and a kiss on the cheek. mwah!!

OKAY SO . i’m very fond of the meet-ugly idea….. thank you for the free lore i’m a tiny pigeon eating crumbs straight from ur hand 🐦🐦 NO BC. it feels so fitting doesn’t it…… a pair of losers stumbling into each other’s lives………. we’re both at some adventurer’s restaurant stop and i trip over his foot and drop my plate of food . and he apologizes. and i’m like . ah . he’s cute. (puppydog effect 💔)………. and i end up joining his party somehow. i don’t think it’d take a lot of convincing tbh i’m susceptible to manipulation and peer pressure at any given moment 🙏🙏 maybe it’s like… right after the falin thing. and they’re desperate to fill up their party. and i’m just like . okay yeah. bc i wanna see the dragon + laios has bewitched me 😔😔

….. actually this got me thinking abt . what kind of adventurer i’d be …. and as much as i love & adore playing as the knight-esque sword guy when it comes to rpgs….. realistically i feel like i’d be a magic user …. or a bowman ….. or a rogue like chilchuck . a bard ??? 👀 maybe ????? ANYWAYYYY that’s not important i just think it’s fun 2 think abt :333 (which class do u think you’d be mickey 🎤🎤 i need to know!!!!)

AND THEN . yeah. i’m just….. crushing on him. i think. and the more i get to know him the more i’m like. i need him to be happy. i need him to succeed. i want to stay by his side . etcetc…… down horrendous in other words <///3 and he’s just so oblivious yk???? marcille and chilchuck get it immediately and they’re both like . my condolences. he’s happily married to monsterkind 😐😐

BUT LAIOS IS JUST . he’s just so caring….. yk……….. makes me food and pats my head and drapes a blanket over me when i get sleepy . ik i’ve already said it but!!!! i rlly do see arilaio as a black cat/golden retriever kinda deal…… w me being . very eepy all the time . a little grumpy. i just feel like that side of me would peek out around him bc he’s big and safe and warm :3 i’m normal abt him btw .

i’m already starting to get 2 into it so i’ll stop myself BUT. i do also wanna say!!!! this is . a yapper/yapper dynamic…….. bc i feel like we’re both good listeners. but also yap a horrific amount when it comes to smth we love 😭😭 yk how he is abt monsters….. i’d be the exact same way but like . w books. or games. or whatever. so it’s just him teaching me abt monsters while i look up at him w hearts in my eyes + me rambling abt smth or another while he gives me Intense Eye Contact and asks follow up questions <3333333 OK I’M DONE . he just. he is….. the way he is . which is perfect . 😔😔

anyway !!!!! THANK YOU SM FOR THE QUESTION MICKEY….. 🥺🥺🥺 you’re the sweetest little guy ever and i hope you know i love you <3 i hope you’re resting a lot and soaking up the sunlight!!!! and i hope you sleep so well tonight :3 i’m tucking you gently into bed as we speak!!! bringing you extra blankets and fluffy pillows and a big cup of jasmine tea <33333

this is literally arimickey + laios btw <333333

[waitingtobebroken]

i’m trying to think of funny things to say but.. i wish you would write a fic where they’re doing a murder mystery podcast? crowley’s wearing a purple dress (pls for me 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻)? they’re being the cutest beans falling in love with each other while working at a coffee shop oh wait you’re already writing that (thank god) 💜😌

Awwww, you are so sweet 🥺🥺

Crowley can absolutely wear a purple dress (and look amazing in it of course!) but I am actually TERRIFIED of murder mysteries! Yes, even though I was trying to get you to listen to The Magnus Archives haha! There is just something about it being real life stuff that makes it more scary than paranormal things!

So, here is my alternative suggestion! Ghost hunters podcast with both of them being awkward beans already halfway through falling in love. And Crowley being the biggest scaredy cat ever but trying to act all tough and protect Aziraphale. And maybe he falls and hurts himself while they are breaking into an abandoned house and Aziraphale has to carry him out (do you see my ✨vision✨???). And of course he is fussing so much that he completely misses the actual ghosts that are right in front of them! And Crowley decides to keep quiet because if he tells him maybe Aziraphale'll want to come back (he won't, he is never going in there again. He SAW those things, thank you very much).

And then they start a different podcast and get married and live happily ever after (with lots of purple dresses and cafe shops!)

Wait... did you... did you trick me into adding ANOTHER thing into my WIP folder??? 🥲

[ratkingdad]

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR NEVERAFTER FINALE

“If you were not fated by the hand of an author nor fated to suffer the endless times of shadow, how would you change your own story?”

Rosamund

“Once upon a time, there was a princess who decided to try speed dating.” Rosamund decides that she will learn what a spindle is and how to use one safely so she doesn’t prick herself at 18. When she encounters the wicked fairy on her 18th birthday, she meets her with expertise on spindles. The wicked fairy tries to stab her with it and Rosamund kicks her ass. Now she just has a cursed spindle and is otherwise an accomplished magical princess.

On an adventure with Gerard they come across a princess sleeping in a coffin. She smashes the glass coffin and performs CPR on Snow White. With no mouth mouth contact btw she uses all the like professional covers and shit. The apple isn’t even poison it’s just stuck in her throat. Rosamund lies and says it was poisoned. Snow White wakes up and doesn’t recognize them. Rosamund informs her that true love doesn’t exist. Snow White says that she likes all the dwarves, implying that she is now a polycule with the dwarves. Rock on.

Mother Goose

He is at home with Henry. He’s the guy in the village of Happily who is just always sitting in the shade who people can go to and ask question. He’s just a member of the community.

Jack in this world is a lightening fast messenger. He shows up one day and tells Henry he traded their cow for a jet black gander. The gander bashfully looks at Timothy. The gander tells Timothy that is he could have a wish, he would wish to wander with him. Henry builds a place on their property for the gander to live. The gander shakes off the will of its author and chooses to fly through the lands of fairy tale bearing a very wise witch on his back. Henry comes too btw. Jack is excited one of his schemes has panned out. Henry tells him sometimes his schemes are good and when they’re not, they’re just not. But he loves him both times.

Pinnochio

Surprising similar to his last one. Minus the conditional aspect and the pressure of needing to change into a real boy and the idea that that can only happen under the pretense of being perfect. He makes similar mistakes, just never with the punishment or the reprimand or the taking away that he experienced. He makes mistakes and learns just like a real boy.

This continues until his 21st birthday, when with his maternal figure (the fairy with turquoise hair), and his father, he makes a cocktail of whiskey and bubblegum and is turned into a real 21 year old boy. He still has a tremendous amount of magic. He is a young warlock. Gepetto smiles at him and tells him that curses and magic are strange, sometimes you’re a real boy sometimes you are not, but you are always my son. Pinnochio replies that Gepetto is always his father in a very deep voice. Pinnochio goes on adventures with cricket. He also shuts down the donkey shit on toy island.

Pib

“Once upon a time there was a cat who already finished his journey.” He’s starting at the point of already having finished his old story. He lives a life where he doesn’t have to think so hard to get what he wants. He just sits there and fills his belly. But every few weeks he gets the Prince of Marianne to throw a big feast to see if anyone has any need of help from the trickster prince. He can choose his own adventures, he’s no longer desperate to have to regain something he lost.

At one of these banquets a beautiful older woman approaches and says she knows she is speaking to a true trickster. She’s trying to be different, and that often he has helped those who are confused and bewildered. She asks if he will consider helping someone who knew exactly what they wanted. It is the stepmother, Minerva. She asks for help getting her daughters married. He agrees. They go to a ball in Marriane. Minerva says that her stepdaughter is great, she got married all on her own. She introduces him to the Princess Cinderella. He goes off on another adventure.

Gerard

Gerard is also going to pick up his story where his original story finished. “Once upon a time all the frog prince shit happened, then a bunch of other crazy shit happened, then on the way out of divorce court with his great friend/ex wife Elody Gerard suddenly transforms into a handsome prince with all the powers of a frog.” He plans on continuing to adventure and live the single life. Just a divorced man getting ripped. He works out with Tom Thumb (who now wakes up at 8 AM). He tries to keep in contact with everyone. Him and Rosamund constantly send letters back and forth about their terrible dates and talk shit about being single. He visits Timothy and his family, he visits Pinnochio for weekends at Toy Island, he plays gin rummy and curses with Ylfa, and he asks for Pib to help him get his kingdom back from his parents who were just kind of cool with him being a frog for so long which is fucked up.

Ylfa

The moral of her story was to obey authority figures. With her freedom, in classic teen fashion, she’s gonna redo her story so she’s a total little rebel. She’s straying all the time. She strays so deep in the woods that she meets and Baba Yaga and they get into shit together. Ylfa stays true to the things she loves about grandma culture: gin rummy and cursing. But now she doesn’t listen to authority at all. At some point Timothy comes to visit and sees that Ylfa and Baba Yaga are playing cards with a mannequin wearing the orange hat. As they should.

She meets some more friends and has a crush on a boy named Nochi. This is clearly Pinnochio. Pinnochio comes over to play gin rummy a lot. Years later when they are both twenty one they get together because why the fuck not. She seems the big bad wolf, wearing the orange hat, giving her a big thumbs up out the window as they kiss.