#they’re married but also divorced

[synthwavecryptid]

I hope folks aren’t tired of canon divergence hurt/comfort stemming from Dutch’s head trauma, because I’m about to bonk him so bad that Hosea gets to make executive decisions

(I also just like putting on my medical hat now and then)

But in the meantime, may I interest you in a dialogue snippet of a different work that’s called ‘pining! at the reunion party’ in my notes

“Here- come dance with me, Hosea,” he says, mischievous, beckoning Hosea in closer while striding in to meet him halfway. Hosea’s brows shoot up in surprise.

“What, right now?” Not that Hosea’s against it, per se- anyone still awake who’d see is either too drunk to care let alone remember, or, in Arthur’s case, have likely seen worse.

“Why not now?” Dutch’s smile has grown enough to make his crow’s feet pop, a giddy gleam to him that calls back to their younger years. Hosea tries to smother his own smile, fails miserably, and doesn’t even try to pull his hand away when Dutch reaches for it.

“I’m too old to punch your dance card anymore.” Hosea deadpans, half teasing half serious, and is rewarded with Dutch’s warm laugh.

“Nonsense, you’ll never be too old to me. Indulge me, my friend.” Dutch says, low and fond, too earnest by half and looking at Hosea like he’s hung the stars, and Hosea can’t even be annoyed that it still works a treat on him.

“Don’t you dare dip me, I’ll take us both down.” He grouches halfheartedly, settling his free hand on Dutch’s chest and allowing himself to be pulled in close. Some of the anxious clamoring in him fades, soothed by the weight of Dutch’s arm around his back.

Dutch laughs again, quieter, and the world shrinks to just the two of them.

“I would expect nothing less, dear. Nothing less.”

[dragonanon]

Golden Cheese Cookie and Smoked Cheese Cookie have the funniest fucking dynamic out of everyone in CRK. One minute they’ll both be discussing serious battle strategies and Smoked Cheese Cookie will be like “I would never abandon my Queen.” And the next minute Smoked Cheese Cookie will be pointing at a mural of a demon and going “Lmao that’s you! >:)” And Golden Cheese Cookie will be so offended and butthurt.

[arcadianico]

i’m obsessed with cellbit and quackity’s relationship, btw. i think they’re so funny. they’re both incredibly intelligent but in such wildly different ways that they cancel each other out when they’re together. they flirt like middle schoolers and then blow each other up. quackity killed himself in front of cellbit and his panicked response was to give him 1% custody of richas. they’ve both been cannibals in previous lives/before the island. they both straddle the line between gaslight gatekeep girlboss and wet cat. truly the duo of all time

[drthugitout]

I saw one of my greaserfresh homies were online in I remembered somthimg I made a 5AM take some human greaserfresh

AHHH I LUV THRM SM feel free to keep dis bcz why not.

His sunglasses say BLEHXP. Also the dye never comes out btw It just changes colors like randomly it’s green then orange, purple ect also somtimes has shapes in them and nobody know why, like he’s went to the doctors even went to sci but nobody knows, so yes that is a long elaborate way of explaining why hello kittys anc cheeta print is in his hair.

[downinsomanyfandoms]

Like what the hell is this “divorced couple fighting over the last piece of chicken in the grocery store” energy 🥹🥹🥹

[pvffinsdaisies]

Truly quite impressed by how England & France manage to be so horrible for one another and so perfect for one another all at the same time. They’re so incompatible that they accidentally became extremely compatible.

[hsslilly-blog]

shirt with a heart and child of divorce written on top but then there’s a picture of huntclaire. you wouldnt get it. i do

[ickypuppi3]

it chapter two-esque scenario where they all have to meet back up because a gates opened except now the party are like mid thirties and billy and steve have to deal with this weird animosity they’ve got going on because the two of them were hooking up back in school until feelings got involved and it ended badly and billy just upped and left one day but they’re still pining for each other and steve’s divorce just got finalised and billy’s never really dealt with any of his issues and everything sucks until they kiss about it. & then maybe it gets tragic again you know how it is

[t4tozier]

@whoblewboobear TEARS. okay my brain immediately jumped to zara being addison porter being derek and jace being meredith 😭😭 jace and porter fucking the night before jace starts his first day as an intern and then he shows up and sees porter as the trauma attending,,,

and then they keep fucking and jace is like i know this is a bad idea but he’s so hot and we just have this like chemistry and wait i might be falling in love?? and then it all comes crashing down when one night zara comes into the hospital as porter and jace are about to go on a date and porter’s face just drops. he’s like zara what are you doing here. she’s like i was called in to help with a patient. hi. i’m zara sool-cliffbreaker. and you must be the man who’s screwing my husband. FUUUCK i know she would eat that line up !!

except they solve it with polyamory instead <3 people see zara and porter back together and they’re like ohh fuck porter’s been cheating. but then they still see him and jace exchanging glances and splitting apart quickly when someone walks in. and they’re like shit is he Still cheating?? but then someone walks in on zara and jace naked in the on-call room and the news starts spreading like wildfire. ohhh i can picture it so well what an idea thank you

[buckwheeler]

like mentally I’m at the bucktommy custody trial

[ashpkat]

alastair has two hands for both sarah and constantine. and i curse the day i made sarah and alastair divorced in sons of darkness and stars bc I COULDVE HAD A BANGER THROUPLE PARENTING CALL

[lyriumsings]

watching love is blind and holy shit izzy is a piece of shit and is OBVIOUSLY mad that johnie ended up happy with chris and not like still pining over him like he KNOWS he was being a bitch gleefully went up to that other bitch to say “i was fucking railing her”like if that girl has any sense when she watches it back she’ll be fucking disgusted oh my god he’s gross

[zodiacsea]

finished the vampire lestat and i. well.

[fascinationstreetmp3]

WHERE did kaz’s wife’s name being “nadine” even come from? i’ve seen people say the mg2 user manual but all that says is that he’s married and lives with his daughter catherine in los angeles

(EDIT it does not say los angeles anywhere but that one english translation that mentions nadine. forgive me for being a fool)

[apollos-boyfriend]

Captain Sparklez/Pete Zah Hutt (VH represent)

i love them dearly. they r like not one of My main ships however they’re the ship equivalent of blorbo in law to me

[shipping bingo]

[chialattea]

making my parents watch interview with the vampire with me and doing the soyjack face everytime lestat appears on screen