#they’re married but also divorced
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I hope folks aren’t tired of canon divergence hurt/comfort stemming from Dutch’s head trauma, because I’m about to bonk him so bad that Hosea gets to make executive decisions
(I also just like putting on my medical hat now and then)
But in the meantime, may I interest you in a dialogue snippet of a different work that’s called ‘pining! at the reunion party’ in my notes
“Here- come dance with me, Hosea,” he says, mischievous, beckoning Hosea in closer while striding in to meet him halfway. Hosea’s brows shoot up in surprise.
“What, right now?” Not that Hosea’s against it, per se- anyone still awake who’d see is either too drunk to care let alone remember, or, in Arthur’s case, have likely seen worse.
“Why not now?” Dutch’s smile has grown enough to make his crow’s feet pop, a giddy gleam to him that calls back to their younger years. Hosea tries to smother his own smile, fails miserably, and doesn’t even try to pull his hand away when Dutch reaches for it.
“I’m too old to punch your dance card anymore.” Hosea deadpans, half teasing half serious, and is rewarded with Dutch’s warm laugh.
“Nonsense, you’ll never be too old to me. Indulge me, my friend.” Dutch says, low and fond, too earnest by half and looking at Hosea like he’s hung the stars, and Hosea can’t even be annoyed that it still works a treat on him.
“Don’t you dare dip me, I’ll take us both down.” He grouches halfheartedly, settling his free hand on Dutch’s chest and allowing himself to be pulled in close. Some of the anxious clamoring in him fades, soothed by the weight of Dutch’s arm around his back.
Dutch laughs again, quieter, and the world shrinks to just the two of them.
“I would expect nothing less, dear. Nothing less.”
#vandermatthews#storytime with koko#they’re married but also divorced#I got so sad about Hosea sitting by his lonesome that I said ‘goddamn I gotta do everything myself around here’
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Both Macaque and Xiaotian (MK) live in FFM full time unless there’s a special event happening in the celestial realm that requires the royal family being there.
since FFM is a laid back type of kingdom, both Macaque and Xiaotian wear normal clothes, nothing fancy especially not the type of outfits they wear back in the celestial realm
Bonus:
Wukong misses his husband and child L
#lmk#shadowpeach#lmk mk#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#lmk fanart#macaque and wukong don’t hate each other#they love each other#it’s just the whole becoming an emperor caused a rift between them and macaque realized that if they didn’t separate or compromise they’d#end up actually divorcing#and neither of them wanted that#they’re each others love of their life#they do visit each other#also macaque did not want to raise Xiaotian in the celestial realm way before the attack happened#it’s a harmful environment for a child to raised in#especially when half the court is rooting for your parents to separate and your dad to marry someone “worthy#bad thing is it led to wukong and MK having an estranged relationship#sunset!au
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Golden Cheese Cookie and Smoked Cheese Cookie have the funniest fucking dynamic out of everyone in CRK. One minute they’ll both be discussing serious battle strategies and Smoked Cheese Cookie will be like “I would never abandon my Queen.” And the next minute Smoked Cheese Cookie will be pointing at a mural of a demon and going “Lmao that’s you! >:)” And Golden Cheese Cookie will be so offended and butthurt.
#they’re married divorced dating and frenemies all at the same time#also smoked cheese cookie has tried to overthrow golden cheese cookie AT LEAST twice now that we know of#and she fucking forgave him both times like ‘k but you’d better not do that shit again or i’ll be very mad at you.’#they’ve got that starscream and megatron dynamic#cookie run kingdom#smoked cheese cookie#golden cheese cookie#smoked cheese crk#golden cheese crk#beast yeast#burning spice cookie fucking WISHES he had an advisor to sass him the way smoked cheese cookie can
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i’m obsessed with cellbit and quackity’s relationship, btw. i think they’re so funny. they’re both incredibly intelligent but in such wildly different ways that they cancel each other out when they’re together. they flirt like middle schoolers and then blow each other up. quackity killed himself in front of cellbit and his panicked response was to give him 1% custody of richas. they’ve both been cannibals in previous lives/before the island. they both straddle the line between gaslight gatekeep girlboss and wet cat. truly the duo of all time
#i need more of them together they’re so funny#also i loved seeing cellbit’s reactions to q and cucurucho’s conversation#there were definitely misinterpretations and missing aspects from his pov due to translation error and cucurucho using books to speak#but god he was so enthralled and betrayed at the same time#i’ve described them as loonytoons simultaneously married and divorced before and i think that stands#quackity#cellbit#chaos duo#i think they need a better name than that but whatever#qsmp
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I saw one of my greaserfresh homies were online in I remembered somthimg I made a 5AM take some human greaserfresh
AHHH I LUV THRM SM feel free to keep dis bcz why not.
His sunglasses say BLEHXP. Also the dye never comes out btw It just changes colors like randomly it’s green then orange, purple ect also somtimes has shapes in them and nobody know why, like he’s went to the doctors even went to sci but nobody knows, so yes that is a long elaborate way of explaining why hello kittys anc cheeta print is in his hair.
#sans au#utmv#undertale au#fresh sans#greaser sans#greaserfresh#human designs!!#kinda#freshgrease#i love them#theyre so cute#they’re in love your honor#they’re also like#married#but not really#because I’m not giving them divorce angst#only relationship angst#sanscest#hes so bbg#dockeepshomosexualin#docsartwork#docstayzthuggin#I just relized all the tags sorry guys I jus rly love this ship ☹️💪🏿💪🏿⁉️
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Truly quite impressed by how England & France manage to be so horrible for one another and so perfect for one another all at the same time. They’re so incompatible that they accidentally became extremely compatible.
#I can’t think of any other ship that’s like this#they’re both married for over 20 years and a divorced couple who can’t stand to even hear the other’s name#everything they are they also aren’t#and everything they aren’t they also are#hetalia#aph england#aph france#engfra#fruk
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shirt with a heart and child of divorce written on top but then there’s a picture of huntclaire. you wouldnt get it. i do
#child of divorce but theyre married and love each other but actually they’re divorcees#theyre like those couples that get married and then get divorced and then get married again. actually that’s so chic#you should be divorced by the time you’re 27. a little divorce makes life more exciting#do not consider red carpet diaries at all when writing claire but if i were to consider it#she wouldve broken up with hunt sometime after hollywood u and then it would’ve been kind of a divorce#<- well my timeline for hollywood u i mean. that would be in 2016#they get back together but they have even stronger + weirder divorcees vibes#claire is actually a divorced woman. when you think about it. that’s also a great descriptor for hunt but in a different way#so theyre like when you put two spiritually divorced people in a relationship#this makes a lot of sense to me. actually#they have the most loving relationship ever which is gross and disgusting. but when you look at them they have this weird vibe about them#theyre like bitter exes who know too much of each other and one of them is way too comfortable saying stuff in public#what do you mean theyre together and in love#huntclaire#actually i need them so be super fucking weird about each other in public#claire is too familiar with a guy who does Not seem to like her at all. why is she saying this stuff. claire thats tmi#he would do anything for her. he will still argue with her over the most mundane things ever.#her coffee order sucks and he’s not saying all That Stuff to a barista. kill him on the spot.#claire gets an extra cookie bc she threatened to cry#they’re just kinda stuck together idk. something something his line about the universe bending to get them together. he’s bitter about it#it’s also a form of foreplay but i don’t know what the tag limits are#just know that claire is weird about that as well#i mean tbf of course is foreplay what else would this be. how is this dynamic feasible otherwise#it’s*
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it chapter two-esque scenario where they all have to meet back up because a gates opened except now the party are like mid thirties and billy and steve have to deal with this weird animosity they’ve got going on because the two of them were hooking up back in school until feelings got involved and it ended badly and billy just upped and left one day but they’re still pining for each other and steve’s divorce just got finalised and billy’s never really dealt with any of his issues and everything sucks until they kiss about it. & then maybe it gets tragic again you know how it is
#yippee fun for the whole family#guys when it’s 2006 and they have to face their one true love (another guy) and it’s Bad#their ‘wait you got married?’ ‘why’s that so fucking funny?’ ‘to a woman?’ moment#billy’s a 39 year old wreck and steve is a 40 year old newly divorced guy who hates his life so bad like it’s not a good situation#they’re so into each other still but they also hate each other it’s just like 1984 all over again#harringrove#billy hargrove#ickyspeaks
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@whoblewboobear TEARS. okay my brain immediately jumped to zara being addison porter being derek and jace being meredith 😭😭 jace and porter fucking the night before jace starts his first day as an intern and then he shows up and sees porter as the trauma attending,,,
and then they keep fucking and jace is like i know this is a bad idea but he’s so hot and we just have this like chemistry and wait i might be falling in love?? and then it all comes crashing down when one night zara comes into the hospital as porter and jace are about to go on a date and porter’s face just drops. he’s like zara what are you doing here. she’s like i was called in to help with a patient. hi. i’m zara sool-cliffbreaker. and you must be the man who’s screwing my husband. FUUUCK i know she would eat that line up !!
except they solve it with polyamory instead <3 people see zara and porter back together and they’re like ohh fuck porter’s been cheating. but then they still see him and jace exchanging glances and splitting apart quickly when someone walks in. and they’re like shit is he Still cheating?? but then someone walks in on zara and jace naked in the on-call room and the news starts spreading like wildfire. ohhh i can picture it so well what an idea thank you
#also if they all sleep together separately and then find out that they’re all sleeping with each other#and then they’re like. well. we know we like each other should we all just fuck and see how it goes?#but also zara and jace being like callie and george#they get married and then quickly divorced and then jace starts fucking porter#or actually zara fucks porter because i think jace would be a messier bitch w his jealousy#fucks jawbone out of spite#starbreaker#blooddiamond#zarajaceporter#nsft#starcrossd lovers
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Any other requests?
I kind of don’t know what to do other than playlists. I’m more comfortable there than I am with HCs.
#sho adds Subaru’s Mochi to his menu and they cook together when their schedules allow#Hyde is the kind of weird teacher who invites students out for drinks insistently#Hyde hs also very “”hello fellow kids coded#Dante is the teacher students actually want to take out for drinks… he’ll indulge if they’re graduating#Yuri is a middle child#Kaito lies about his taste in music and shows and spends way too much on trendy clothes#a cat has attempted to eat Moby’s tentacles while he was resting at his desk and he’s still traumatized (almost canon)#Moby is a tako luka fanboy#Moby and Hyde are besties… they match each others freak platonically#Alan was raised predominantly by a grandparent#Leo had an eboy phase that he purged from the internet#sho threatens to release the old TikTok’s when Leo pushes him too far#the Hotarubi boys are lifelong friends predating Darkwick#haru is literally Towa’s handler#haru does understand struggle and depression which is partly why he won’t leave ren alone#Gary is very one size fits all but he means well#Subaru and Lyca have done the Tarzan-Jane hand touch through the prison bars#ritsu is the child of would-be divorced married couple Romeo and Taiga//hj#I do not trust Cornelius as far as I can throw his shotaass
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Yknow I’m surprised that more ppl don’t make their lambs have more internal angst abt being a cult leader against their will and how it affects them mentally.
Like they weren’t really given a choice and while Yes, they did ursurp Nari the only other choice they had was dying if they gave the crown back and that’s pretty fucked up isn’t it? either dying again or having to take the role of the new death god.
I try to touch upon this with Solange, who hates the fact she’s a cult leader despite trying her hardest to distance herself from it post Nari ursurp ( ie calling it a Flock and trying to make it more of a community than a cult ). If it wasn’t for the fact Nari would have killed her Solange would have given Nari the crown back.
Deep down she knows that the cult roots will always be there. She hates that she has an obvious power imbalance between her and her followers and the fact she IS technically manipulating them despite not intending to. Even with Ellena who Solange knew pre execution and who sees Solange as less of a god/cult leader and more of an equal there’s still that power imbalance between them.
Solange tries her damned hardest to be as benevolent as she can despite the circumstances but she’s almost constantly wracked with guilt. At one point she completely stops doing sermons because doing them made her feel sick to her stomach afterwards.
She still does rituals but they’re relatively rare ( the only real consistent rituals she does are funerals and sometimes feasts )
Also the whole reason she doesn’t have kids in her cult ( outside of Mayberry and I think Webber? ) and forbids her followers from having kids is because she wants to try and minimize the “ damage “ she’s done regarding her cult/flock ( granted in doing so she’s technically causing more damage to her followers who desperately want kids )
#basically Narinder fucked up by choosing someone with moral ocd to be a cult leader#also the reason she’s so comfortable with treating Nari like shit is bc he was a former god#Solange also hates godhood but that’s a bit of a different story#she also never had any spouses#orginally I was gonna have her and lavender marry and then divorce#but I decided against it#tbh the only real viable romantic interests for her are either Goat/Judas Aym or Fox#Goat/Judas since they’re both gods#Aym bc he’s not a follower of her Flock ( he and Baal do visit though )#and Fox bc uhhh idk actually but he’s not a follower of hers#again every lamb interp is different#some are fine with being a cult leader#some even end up worse than the bishops#these are just my ramblings#cosmic chatz#cult of the lamb
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like mentally I’m at the bucktommy custody trial
#like we’re in family court babes#it’s very marriage story like they do love each other they have built a life and they both love their child .s the twins ? !#but their marriage becomes horrid and no one’s a villain they just totally need to not be married#like teeeender painful divorce oh my god ouch and the poor twins 😭#anyway by the time they’re out the other side and everything’s settled they co-parent pretty peacefully#like they are friends they do love each other they were in love#I’m sorry this is compelling to me#like I neeeeed to see them have that argument punching the wall every day I wake up ect#and before that just this nasty tension before they’ve decided to end it#and then at the end they’re actually better people for it even tho they also said some very hurtful things to each other
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alastair has two hands for both sarah and constantine. and i curse the day i made sarah and alastair divorced in sons of darkness and stars bc I COULDVE HAD A BANGER THROUPLE PARENTING CALL
#fic: sons of darkness and stars#they had a legitimate reason to get divorced imo bc my hc is that they married bc sarah got pregnant#and they divorced bc sarah wanted to become a field unit worker (high morality rate!!) and alastair kind of. did not want that for her#and it all fell apart from there since YES they did love each other but they got married + had callfar too early and it put strain on their#relationship. with what i have planned and i established though. idk if i could make it work.#rip my poly/ vee sarah alastair connie ship (they’re both dating alastair but not eachother. it’s like. a QPR situation but also not rlly)#(they both just wanna bang alastair ngl cuz me too)#magisterium#the magisterium#plus they were both young. sarah wanted time to explore careers and her passions but it wouldn’t have worked out with alastair’s conflicting#views#yap yap yap
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watching love is blind and holy shit izzy is a piece of shit and is OBVIOUSLY mad that johnie ended up happy with chris and not like still pining over him like he KNOWS he was being a bitch gleefully went up to that other bitch to say “i was fucking railing her”like if that girl has any sense when she watches it back she’ll be fucking disgusted oh my god he’s gross
#like jesus christ#why is he pretending he’s not rattled by seeing her#and like he’s not bothered by her being in a relationship and happy#and trying to shit on her to like ruin what she has going#also like why does he keep saying johnie lied??? she didn’t??? like where???#lyriumsings txt#also stacy trying to act high and mighty while ‘joking’ about shitting in johnies cookies like#girl you’re a fucking joke#they’re made for each other#i hope they marry and divorce#love is blind#this show makes me so happy to be single LMAOOOO
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finished the vampire lestat and i. well.
#i’m a loustat truther. they’re both so fucking awful and they should get married about it#armand can and should also be married. to them. to be clear#three way toxic marriage so they can get three way divorced and then remarried over and over for eternity#漫言
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WHERE did kaz’s wife’s name being “nadine” even come from? i’ve seen people say the mg2 user manual but all that says is that he’s married and lives with his daughter catherine in los angeles
(EDIT it does not say los angeles anywhere but that one english translation that mentions nadine. forgive me for being a fool)
#★#the text also doesn’t explicitly say they’re divorced#but his daughter only living with him could imply that’s the case#or that they’re apart for. whatever reason but still married#anyway divorced kaz is real. to me.
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