#they’re literally doomed yuri

[punkishtoxtricity]

hi nonexistent sweet tooth fandom if i don’t see anymore tiger x bear fics im just gonna start writing them myself atp

[arolesbianism]

Decided to draw some hypothetical employee id cards for my upper floor team captains <3

[akaikami-cherryblossom]

Damn! Those witches gay! Good for them<3

[crepusculum-rattus]

RATTTTTTTTTT. He and She (s4) for the ship bingo? :3

KERBEEEE HIIIIIIIIII ♡

i’m actually secretly Rlly unwell over them RAHHH. i think abt how they were separated forever and i’m done for

[ ship bingo ]

[fictional-twink-bracket]

Propaganda

(PT: Propaganda)

Joke

he's a little shit (affectionate). definition of fighting a guy to get him on me and then going "ohh you want to kiss me so badddd"

Yelena

sometimes it takes a 190cm woman to win the best twink bracket

Edgar (art by @lazy-toad. He has no official art, so I have permission to use his)

deranged twink that fell in love with the guy trying to steal top secret government info from him and now they’re in a loving relationship. he’s going to die of a brain hemorrhage (possibly????) in six-ish years. there’s an evil version of him that cyberbullied his boyfriend but a little bit to the left. he’s the brains of the time travel organization that he, his boyfriend, his boyfriend’s friend that has killed said boyfriend before, and two of his coworkers. he killed two versions of his boyfriend to save one. he can’t eat gluten. he can’t stop saying the wildest shit. he has a thing for cowboys and it becomes a central theme of the plot. the first description we ever get of him is “he’s a twink, i don’t need to explain what a twink is, you know, i know, blond twink at the desk”. he and his boyfriend call each other gross and sappy pet names that make everyone want to puke up their guts. he’s even left handed.

Literally the first time he's introduced he's first described as being a twink. He's also first described to be a relatively normal person but as the show goes on it turns out he's actually a little bit deranged, he claims that iterations (time travel duplicates) of people are no different than the "original" person yet is weirdly willing to kill iterations of his boyfriend whenever necessary. He and his boyfriend do have a healthy relationship however, and it's maybe even TOO healthy as they are disgusting and annoy everyone around them with their love. He met said boyfriend because he worked at a front desk at a top secret government facility and this guy manipulated him into sharing top secret codes with him. He is aware of this and they are in a loving relationship regardless and we know from future iterations of his boyfriend that they are going to continue to be gross and in love untill he drops dead in eight years from a brain hemorrhage. That's right! He's not just a deranged twink! He's a doomed twink! An iteration of Edgar found out that he was going to die in eight years and as a result he decided he'd turn to cyber bullying an iteration of himself and his boyfriend in an attempt to turn all of his friends against him. He even got axe murdered inside a wall one time! He thinks cowboys are hot and as a result the future widowed iteration of his boyfriend is now a cowboy.

Kurapika

No propaganda submitted

Akito Shinonome

he has to be gay or homophobic (look at him) and because pjsk is for the queers we're gonna have to go with gay

Kenjirou Minami

No propaganda submitted

[mcsm-confessions]

EPISODE SEVEN YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO MEEEEE

i am so normal about doomed yaoi/yuri i love doomed anything idgaf which gender your jesse is or who the boss fight is against its so traumatic and i love angst with all my heart and i love over analyzing the differences between petra and lukas’ performances during the boss fight i could go on I literally wrote multiple paragraphs about it on my notes app

like ik petra and lukas’ models are just slapped over the others based on who you saved but the slight voice line differences and they way they’re delivered mean so much to me

like petra sounds super pissed the whole time shes fighting pama while lukas sounds more desperate and GAGAGAGAGAHHDJDNSKANAK IM NORMAL IM NORMAL i could go on but i wont

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[doctorwyvern]

wanted to write some bo stuff because she has like less then 10 minutes screen time despite being important. and for @drearygenie

- 100% 🏳️‍⚧️ i can feel it in my bones

- i feel like she tetters on a scale of very quiet (not shy, quiet) and extremely loud of boisterous. i don’t think she’d be very emotional, very stoic and reserved like a rock

- grew up poor, was poor their whole life, that’s why she worked in the mines. very physically strong. second youngest infinight

-she’s a genasi and they’re like. spirits almost so i think it would be really funny if she popped out of the ground one day and that’s how she was born lol

-^ at least, that’s what she would tell slique and spectril and they would believe her lol

- i think her and paralyte should’ve been friends pre kidnapping. poor kid and mayors daughter. doomed yuri does anyone hear me

- i don’t think she would’ve talked to her fellow miners until she got hurt. doenst like making friends, thinks she’s bad at it / a bad friend. knew paralyte the longest

- just insecure in general, especially because of the squalid way she grew up

- not entirely sure how she became an infinight, she was kinda in shock and went with it and now it’s too late to say anything lol

- wears a back brace

- chronic back pain

- marcy has helped beautify her back brace so they feel better wearing it

- woman kissserrrrrrrr

- i think her and marcy should get to be a little codependent on each other after being forcefully fused. as a treat

- i think they both feel weird being separate after being fused so they either refuse or hold each other really really tight

- knows everything about marcy because their brains were literally together. this goes both ways

- no seriously can we talk about how fucked up grisleve is. why did paralyte do that. what is her problem

tell me who to do next im bored :p

[problematic-yuri-poll]

Problematic Femslash Ship Tournament - Round 2

Despaircest - Junko Enoshima x Mukuro Ikusaba (Danganronpa Series) VS. Fitzcest - Brigitte Fitzgerald x Ginger Fitzgerald (Ginger Snaps)

Info and propaganda under cut! This will not be spoiler-free.

Problematic elements for Despaircest:

twincest, abuse, murder, toxicity, codependency

Problematic elements for Fitzcest:

They’re blood-related sisters who are codependent to the point of making a suicide pact. Ginger in particular is very controlling and violent towards Brigitte.

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Propaganda for Despaircest:

MUKURO HAS A CANON CRUSH ON JUNKO. SHES ALWAYS FUCKING BLUSHING AROUND HER AND SHIT. THEYRE SO GAY. JUNKO LITERALLY SAYS SHE KILLED MUKURO BECAUSE IT WAS THE MOST DESPAIR SHE COULD EVER FEEL. SHE FUCKING LOVED HER TOO!!!!! - Twincest for the win! Junko also constantly abuses/tries to kill Mukuro and Mukuro is totally Into it! Plus Junko literally ends up killing Mukuro so yknow doomed yuri. They are so toxic and codependent and when Junko DOES end up killing Mukuro, she gets off to it, and says she wishes she were Mukuro!!! - They're THE incest sisters - Despaircest is soooo dear to me bc I shipped this shit even AS an anti man. Being obsessed w Junko is so entwined w Mukuro’s whole character that you cannot simply IGNORE the incest. Like man I don’t usually like twincest but these two. They are awful. - despaircest propaganda that was too big for the post:

Propaganda for Fitzcest:

Fitzcest has the tragic beauty of a dying star. The bond between Ginger and Brigitte Fitzgerald is the only thing keeping them alive in the patriarchal nightmare that is suburban Canada, breaking the boundaries of what sisters are expected to feel for one another. Ginger's transformation into a werewolf even gives her the courage to acknowledge how they both feel, telling Brigitte "You know, we're almost not even related anymore," before encouraging the two of them to "swap some juice". Their love was always doomed, by both societal norms and Ginger's reckless insecurity, but even as their lives fall apart, these girls find it impossible to abandon each other. As their pact says, "Out by sixteen or dead on the scene, but together forever."

[mcytshipsandmore]

I’ve come to the realisation that allll of my favourite ships are doomed and thats low-key a problem I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY

BUT S1! NATURE IS A) NOT CANON AND B) THE RAPTURE HAPPENS AND THEY LITERALLY NEVER SEE EACHOTHER AGAIN

S2! NATURE WIVES IS CANONICALLY ONE SIDED AND SHELBY’S SKULK ARC HAPPENS

ASMP! SUNSHIPDUO… DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF HERE?? BEING DOOMED YURI IS THEIR ENTIRE THING

ESMP S1! FLOWER HUSBANDS THE RAPTURE HAPPENS AND SCOTT FUCKING DIES…

SL!GEMPEARL ARE PUT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THE FINALE BC THEY’RE BOTH LOYAL TO THEIR TEAMS

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME WHY CANT I SHIP SMTH THAT DOESNT END IN DISASTER BRO 😭😭

See I have a solution to your problem. I prescribe copium and fanfic for you

[erros429]

Who are the gay people in your pfp?

oh i’m SO GLAD YOU ASKED

they’re mizi and sua from alien stage by vivinos (a short animated youtube series that i cannot recommend ENOUGH)

these two fulfill my every doomed yuri dream tbh. the childhood best friends. the tragic outcome. the insane codependence that was induced from their awful circumstances growing up. JUST LOOK AT HOW INSANE THEY ARE HERE

the way mizi literally worships the ground that sua walks on GIRLLLL PLEASEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

there’s also a ton of imagery with them (both in the series and in the side content that vivinos posts) that i just. absolutely ADORE. like these

anwyays i love rhem soooooauauahahgbghh much guys plwase watch it. it takes like an hour tops and i need more alnst mutuals

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Propaganda:

For Shadowpeach: "ok so, we all know from that one tumblr post that yaoi is two blokes doing fuckall and yuri is when there’s themes and shit? well these two (shadowpeach) have So Much Themes. they were super close friends for years and years (both immortal) before their epic breakup scene (wukong was trapped under a mountain and macaque refused to free him) (he wasn’t entirely in the wrong but that’s another story) (also wukong killed macaque there was that, that did happen) (its complicated)

from the Moment we see these two, all we know about them is that they’re the most divorced ever. as time goes on, we see the complexities in their relationship, and they introduce a lot of the overarching themes and motifs of the show (hero and warrior pairs, peaches being a symbol of their relationship, etc). also they’re both girls to me

tmnt theme song voice toxic codependent yuri!"

"theyre So So gay divorced and have an incredibly complicated and toxic relationship. also according to that one tumblr post yaoi is when theres two blokes doing fuckall and yuri is when theres themes and shit, and these two have So So So many themes and shit. theyve got motifs out the wazoo. peaches are a motif of their relationship and in the very end of the s4 finale wukong hands macaque a half-melted peach flavored (and shaped) popsicle. this is yuri to me"

"They used to be semi-immortal bff's, but then they fell apart and literally one of them died(bc of the other), then he revived, then got semi-consumed by revenge™ and tried to kill each other for a while, but they are cool now and they gave the sweetest little smiles when they finally talked- *fangirls* ok ok, look at it this way: it's a royalty au but it's canon."

"Well, they are toxic doomed yuri vibes, in my.most opinion. But also their designs are pretty gender I think.. mostly wukongs imo. And ik eyelashes aren't inherently feminine but theyre both some of the few(if not only) male characters in the show with visible eyelashes. Also if it counts, out of the relationships that I've seen compared to theirs, most are canonical sapphic relationships from other cartoons (catradora and bubbline notably)"

For Arthur and Linus: "THEY ARE SOO YURI!! OLD MAN YURI!!! LIKE!!! JUST LOOK AT THEM!!! THEYRE SO ADORABLE"

"A warm, loving caretaker of magical children who are orphans falls in love with the fat neurotic caseworker and changes his life for the better."

For Thoschei: "i. why great

They are each other's narrative foils. They are archenemies. They were childhood friends. They might not have been married, but they are divorced. They call themselves best enemies. They are the "i can fix them"/"i can make them worse" duo. They've proposed to each other (to rule/travel across the universe together), but each declined the offer from the other. They've kissed. They've killed each other. They've killed for each other (the first to do so was the Doctor who is the protagonist and the hero, but this fact was revealed in an audio drama, not in the TV show). The universe's too small for both of them. "The cosmos without the Doctor scarcely bears thinking about" is a real quote from one of the episodes from the 1980s. They are war criminals. The Master commits atrocities to attract the Doctor's attention and admits it. They are not able to get rid of each other for good, nor they really want to. One of the showrunners literally spent the BBC's money to make his E2L I Can't Decide fanvid for them and make it a part of an episode.

ii. why guy:

They'd been in male bodies for more than 40 years…

iii. why yuri

…until one of them regenerated into a woman. After some time, the other did so too. Sadly, they haven't interacted in their female bodies on screen, but the fandom makes do with fan content.

in conclusion: this is The guy yuri if i've ever seen one"

[electrocentric]

my raincode ships:

kokogami — it’s canon bro. it’s canon. you cannot look at the solution blade dance and tell me otherwise /silly

aetheria polycule (+ aiko) — come ONNNN they’re peak doomed yuri dude. look at em

halltank — literally the only characters who are never seen separated from one another as far as i know. how do people not ship them

hellglow — FAGGO

yakovia + AR — love is love yadda yadda. vivia is SMITTEN.

now for my ultra mega rarepair. the servant and the nun. literally nothing in canon says they’d have a thing for each other but they would make such a good couple you gotta hear me out. “he asked for no pickles” girlfriend x nerd boyfriend.

ALL OF THESE ARE REAL AND BASED ALSO HI HELLGOW HI HI giggles and kicks my feet I can’t be normal about them I rHhhehhhhGHHHRHHHHH

YOUR RAREPAIR IS VALID AND HONESTLY. ADDING IT TO THE SHIP LIST IMMEDIATELY. The servant and the nun can kiss and then I’ll kiss the worshipper and everyone lives happily ever after

[tamberrio]

opinions on story chapter 6/e lucevan le stelle??

MANY ACTUALY (spoilers obviously)

First, Isolde and Kakania’s dynamic is so interesting. Like, Kakania is a very big social activist, and she tends to voice her opinions freely. They *are* radical ideas for the time, but the means that she wants these ideals to be achieved are less so. Isolde, on the other hand, is very susceptible to manipulation while also not having the morals to analyze her actions. I need to go back to watch her backstory on youtube or something, but there’s an obvious connection to her arcanist powers and subsequent “hysteria.” While I was almost positive she killed her brother (you don’t have an ultimate animation that looks like that without having done something lmao) I was surprised by how she joined manus vindictae. Kakania didn’t realize how susceptible Isolde was to her suggestions of a place for just arcanists.

Kakania’s views on Sigmund Freud are also interesting to me. We in the modern world kind of frown upon many Freudian concepts, but Kakania embraces that idea of suppressing one’s true thoughts and feelings, and that it’s a main cause of mental strife. In fact, her whole ability is centered around that idea, showing people their inner thoughts through mirrors as a form of therapy. However, this backfires when Isolde takes those suppressed and amoral feelings and runs with them. It’s almost like a little character arc for Kakania, where she has to ask herself if these ideas that she has are really the best way to view the world, and to what extent is suppressing certain urges a good thing. Also Kakania Isolde doomed yuri, we always have to have one every chapter.

Marcus and Hoffman (crying). Hoffman was such a good mentor to Marcus in that she taught her the Foundation’s procedures while also allowing her the freedom to follow her own morals. And when Hoffman died ughskldngsdjhgfosdhgisdgh and Marcus got incredibly upset, the procedures took a back seat to her emotions. Marcus my skrunglyyyyyyyyy I love her. I haven’t read the Lighthouse yet, so I don’t have a full grasp of her character, but from what I know already she is my daughter.

Also Medicine pocket is always a pleasure to see, I love them a ton. They’re literally so funny and deserve as much screen time as possible.

[lotus-pear]

hold ON. You watched alien stage??? I remember sending an ask abt that weeks ago 😇 ANYWAYS fav ship? 😋

YESS OH MY GOD I LITERALLY GOT OBSESSED WITH IT AFTER I WATCHED IT A FEW TIMES IM SO FUCKING INSANE THIS IS NOT OK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my fav ship is probably ivantill bc i’m basic asf and go straight for the doomed yaoi but my close runner up is mizisua bc i ALSO love doomed yuri

btw if anyone wants to yap abt it my inbox is ALWAYS open like i would love to talk abt alnst bc none of my irls know it since they’re lame asf

[kaftan]

Have yet to see you posting Worm yuris [frowns gravely] so question 1: Favorite Worm yuris and why. And 2: who’s topping who’s bottoming.

The tone of this ask is killing me dead. i HAVE posted about worm yuris! I prommy!!! Honestly, unless a love for the simmering lesboerotic vibes between most characters counts, I am not straightforwardly shippy about many of them… I hate how limiting and reductive that term is… anyway.

(Unsure if you asked about t/b headcanons because you know that I take them dead serious or because you do, but either way, well played, I’ll indulge you.)

I ship lisa and taylor very straightforwardly, that’s my number one. When it comes to pairings like these I say it’s the protag/deuterag vibes for me; i don’t know if people understand what I mean when it doesn’t apply literally, but it’s an intuitive impression. Lisa is always the person walking a step behind taylor. She’s brilliant, but she orbits — she chooses to. This is, as they say, “entirely my shit.” They’re delicious and doomed. I am of the possibly controversial opinion that subbing would melt most of lisa’s Thinker neuroses. Taylor has #thatdom in her, lowkey. And I don’t often mix up t/b and d/s headcanons, so there you go: Taylor tops.

I “ship” amy and victoria much less straightforwardly; unwanted, unrequited attraction is everything that makes them compelling. I like everything that worm canon has given me so far, and I spend so much time in the precanon sandbox… [eyes glazing over]… I like it when love is horribly unfortunate. I like it tearing people apart. I like The Family as the oppressive structure that eats itself. I like ameepy herself, to an insane extent. No one tops or bottoms because they don’t have sex.

Bonus: amy/taylor is not popular on wormblr from what I’ve seen, but their freakish sexual tension is some of my favorite lesboeroticism… it’s screamingly funny (and #real). Horrible teens who do not respect each other one bit. They could have the worst most mutually unsatisfying sex in the world… (taylor tops).

…and that’s already all my favorite characters. It’s very easy to pill me on yuri pairings within worm — one of my friends has me reading emma/taylor as we speak — I just don’t spend much time in other sandboxes myself. The pairings I think about most besides the ones I mentioned are alec/aisha (three cheers! they’re so much fun! every single Implication is nuts!) and alec/cherie; i gravitate toward dynamics that have excellent bones in worm canon + a personally compelling element, so [waves hand]. Extremely intrigued by all the victoria/lisa I’ve seen secondhand but (love and light) I am not reading ward for them. “Glory hole” lives on in legend, though.

[doomedshipstournament]

Shinji and Asuka: if they weren’t as badly neglected as they were and if they weren’t forced to be child soldiers they might have had something. Instead they ended up stuck with too many psychological complex’s and mental illnesses to count and only end up abusing each other not physically and emotionally. They’re only endgame because they are literally the only people left on the face of the earth and they absolutely hate each other. But they’re the only ones who understand each other. They might figure themselves out. Maybe.

Juri and shiori: toxic yuri! Juri was gay and shiori had a shit ton of internalized homophobia and once made out with a guy right over the chair Juri was sitting on. Can turn into a car.