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The wonders of being in a worldbuilding server are so underappreciated. Where else are you gonna see someone go “Hey guys anyone wanna ask me questions about [insert original species here]”
And then when someone does ask a question about them, they respond with the most milquetoast ass bland 1 sentence answer (and then get pissy when nobody else asks them questions)
#Like dude. Nobody is inherently interested in your species#especially in a worldbuilding server specifically based around spec bio#like everybody here has a species you gotta make them at least sound cool and unique especially if you want people to be curious enough to#ask questions. i feel like this should be common sense#and unfortunately I cant even say its bc they’re a teenager like most weird interactions in servers like this#they’re like 22
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people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries
#like I know we joke about medicine drug and mouse bites but that’s literally how every episode goes. 5 incorrect diagnoses#and they’re all like ‘you stepped on a rare type of amoeba 22 years ago and it’s having a delayed reaction. we have no evidence but you are#sneezing and that’s one of the symptoms. the treatment? Lobotomy.’#PEAK TELEVISION!#house md#greg house#gregory house#dr house#[h]ouse#eric foreman#allison cameron#robert chase#chris taub#remy thirteen hadley#james wilson#lawrence kutner
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Left to my own devices I will play god
#ghost moans#mine#fanart#piss post#the mob is a pin for my it’s bag#and the reigen is just like#a puck#I’ll carry around???#I haven’t slept in 22 hours#mp100#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#shigeo kageyama#they’re both kinda messy but they’re for me so idrc#I wouldn’t sell these at my skill level rn
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Male patients who will literally call their wives to verify things like their med list grate on my nerves SO much……. Are we 12
#“Idk what that’s for….. let me ask my wife” and then they whip out their phones and call her mid appointment#And I think they especially do it w me bc they can see I’m a 22 yr old girl and they don’t gaf ab my opinion#But if it was someone else who’s older#and literally all of my coworkers are either in their 30s or up#Then they’d probably feel too judged to do it#It’s giving my wife is my mommy and my life would be in shambles without her#I’ve been trying not to hate men lately but this is embarrassing#I usually love every patient I interact with but the occasional men who don’t know why they’re taking what they’re taking#Or wtf they’re even taking#And then turn to their wives or interrupt me to call them#Are just?????? So peculiar#I also think they think I find it cute but it is so uncomfortable for me to see this#Like why would I find it cute that ur wife is ur mom. I don’t want this to be my future and it literally never will be#Like I’m being dramatic but at the same time it’s a bit of an ick 😍
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Amelia Jade Carranza, AJ’s (deceased) mother.
#and the literal love of Lucian’s life#Peruvian Princess fr#this is waaaaaaay back when#I feel like she was around 22 or so in this pic#yeah Annisa and her momma got the same middle name#they’re both AJ#obviously Lucian did that on purpose#RIP to a bad bitch#lykaia#render#text post#queue
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Look I like Roger enough, I understand what he represents and I generally don’t think he was a bad dude. I do however think he was shit at interpersonal relationships because, what the fuck. Whitebeards crew is infinitely more well adjusted and I’d say he arguably had the more traumatic death.
Like what even, what kind of planning leads a 53 year old man to sire a child knowing he is dying of an incurable illness and is about to turn himself in to be excuted by the marines where he will cause so much chaos it is literally still turning the world on its head 22 years later. He knew he was going to cause so much of a stir that he literally disbanded his crew and told them to spread far and wide to keep them safe. Because he knew the marines would hunt them far and wide But yet he still brought a baby into the world. Babe. What the fuck? What even is that? What was the thought process. I sincerely hope it was an accident and not a deliberate attempt to bring about a new era.
Because if so babe I need to see the recipe or I’m afraid we can never let you cook again
#even tho that baby was ace and I love ace#it’s the way I don’t think there is a single former member of his crew that we’ve seen that I would say is currently happy#like don’t get me wrong I respect his will he seems like a great dude#but you know what they say about great men they’re often not good men#like definition he burned to bright he couldn’t help but leave all his loved ones in the dust as he burned himself out on a fiery explosion#the absentee father vibes are strong with this one#I would argue that he gave all 3 of his sons complexes#fucking ace has such terrible self worth issues and lived his life waiting to die.#shanks is also trying to drink himself to death is so chill it is literaly hazardous to his health and had his dreams arrested at 15#and Buggy is the worst case of forgotten child syndrome and arrested development that I have ever seen#I wouldn't say someone like Marco is currently happy but you can definetly see a future where he is after the grief settles a little more#but it’s been 22 years and Rayleigh is still drinking himself into a stupor and waiting for the second coming of his captain#gol d roger#portagas d. ace#gol d. roger#roger pirates#whitebeard pirates#throwing thoughts to the void#one piece#op#one piece thoughts#one piece meta#I know people like to paint his as this mastermind that practically orchestrated the current happenings in canon#but I think they forget just how much that would make him a giant asshole. pulling the strings of peoples lives#which is such anthesis to everything we know about him and his resemblance with luffy he’s never try to control his crews lives#especially not from beyond the grave#I genuinely think he planned none of it he was just a man trying his best and falling short in some areas#shanks#silvers rayleigh
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They’re just chillin
#Don’t ask me why I drew them into that one image#idk myself I just thought it’d be funny#they’re 22 years old let them play videogames and get high in peace 🙄#the amazing digital circus#tadc#the amazing digital circus fanart#Zooble#Zooble tadc#tadc Zooble#Jax#Jax tadc#tadc Jax#Jax x Zooble#Zooble x Jax#Zooblejax#abstrabbit#ik it doesn’t really seem like it#but it is because it’s my art#and because I sayyyy soooo#expect more of them soon#my art
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SURPRISE!! I MADE AN INTERACTIVE THING^_^
#he wants to accept but he’s shy T_T#they’re so silly (maybe it’s a marriage proposal. you will Js have to see😋😋😋)#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd art#bsd fanart#bsd skk#skk#soukoku#22 skk#pls reblog<3#silly posting:33#:333#uzi posts:3#art#Artists on tumblr#digital art#digital aritst#my artwork#GUYS#the flowers actually mean smth#Blue is a hc for chuuya’s fav color (idk cus dazai’s ability also Js cus)#The red and white is that one official art of them laying across from each other (like this: ⬆️⬇️)#YIPPPEEE
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would you 🥺 please draw anwen (gwens daughter) as a teenager 🥺🥺 i love her to bits
*boomer voice* is this what kids look like these days?
her and her little brother hunt aliens and solve mysteries bc they look up to their mum and were raised on stories of uncle jack, uncle owen, uncle ianto and aunty tosh !! but since they don’t live in cardiff the most mysterious things they investigate are like ‘what happened to mrs smith’s missing cat’ (gwen is very glad of this)
#I have no idea if this is what teenagers wear these days I feel like such an oap (i’m 22)#if they lived in cardiff she would be doing tiktok trends with wevils#torchwood#torchwood fanart#anwen williams#dwmmm.ask#her unnamed brother to me is called ifan harper#so it’s not exactly a harry potter epilogue style direct naming but it’s a homage to ianto and owen#but also realistically he’s probably called like aled or dafydd or gareth or something#gimme torchwood next gen sillies#kate steward child labour employer is eyeing her up for an internship#however they’re all still hiding in Iceland so she’s safe for now#uncle jack drops in occasionally and the kids go crazy for him#she’s the type of kid to punch another kid in the playground age 5 for saying something mean to someone#badass covered in plasters constantly and stands up to bullies#she takes after her mum a lot#you didn’t ask for my idea of what she’s up to but I hope you enjoy anyway
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I canttt with the people on twitter who say polin has no build up. they had two seasons before this one!!! also bridgerton is a show where couples get together fast! it’s only 8 episodes a season! no shade to the other couples but if you wrote it out, both prior lead couples fundamentally had like 2 weeks and a couple times hanging out before they were risking it all. and in their society, marriage IS fast. for godsake, people start pressuring simon and daphne to get engaged the day after the ball where they first dance! anthony starts talking about proposing to edwina in like episode 2. you don’t have to like polin, it’s fine, but I can’t see another post going “it makes no sense because he didn’t want to date her then they kiss and now he does?” yes that’s the point!!!! he didn’t realize the true depth of his feelings that’s the POINT. need that clip of claudia going it’s FRIENDS to LOVERS, just say you don’t like them and move onnnnnnn it’s not that deep
#polin#ik this has been said a million times it’s just irking me like crazy today#and I wish some stuff had more space to breathe in s3 I do!!#but it’s not a polin issue it’s a Bridgerton issue#the show moves very very fast and has a loosey goosey timeline#like just enjoy the ride or get off I don’t want another think piece#about how Polin is a bad couple bc of this or whatever#I don’t want to have ship wars but it’s crazy to me they’re okay with A knowing he has feelings for K and still locking down E#but godforbid Colin not be 100% aware of his feelings#and once he figured it out he got with the program! he’s also only 22!! like!#and he’s allowed to have trauma too! he swore off courting for a very reasonable reason!!
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it is in fact mourning feylin hours i fear
#they’re so#AUGHHHHHHHJJH#like rlly they could be interpreted as feyre being beast#and tamlin being beauty AND rose#and really they worked cuz the roles of their retelling were simultaneously switched and not?? somehow#probably because the mix of the ballad made it more interesting and stuff#but like also as a relationship tamlin was written for her and not the oyher way around#and they were genuinely friends and had shit in common#and rlly technically it is feyre who initiates their relationships#and it’s like he fell first AND he fell harder#sry i don’t make sense but they’re just ughhh#sarah why did you take this from me😖😖😖#eight years ago aprill 22 2016 i lost it all🧌#acotar#feylin#pro feylin#i’ll never get over them
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Beakley: Scrooge, you’ve received a lot of calls today
Beakley: I’ve organised them into three piles; ‘goldie’, ‘death treats’ and ‘death threats from goldie’
#because let’s face it she would#and she would enjoy it#crafting complicated personal amusing brutal threats against his life#and he would enjoy reading them#because he’s just like that#they’re old and kinky#let them live#beakley is fed up with this behaviour#fyi#bentina beakley#22#scrooge mcduck#goldie o'gilt#scroldie#incorrect quotes#ducktales
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Cookie Run Crack AU Ideas # 10: Who Made Me an Edgy King?!
One day, an average man, returning from his average work day got hit by truck-kun and died. However, the tiny voice in his head declared that “oh no! You weren’t supposed to die yet!”
So he woke up in another, fantasy world as the minor antagonist who is killed by the main character. Now, not only must he survive as the king of this harsh winter landscape, but he must do so while finding a countermeasure against the Main Antagonist who wishes to Thanos snap the entire world and his son, the main character.
Oh, and his idol-fans-like loyal subjects, who would notice if even a single hair was different when it came to their king.
With the sword by his side, and a weirdly heavy crown? Hat? On his head.
He would become Dark Cacao Cookie. The Magical Boy.
#fyp#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#crk#cr kingdom#darkcacaocookie#he's literally just a random guy#random guy turned into dark cacao#I don't even know anymore#Souljam: you ain’t the man I wanted 🤨#“Dark Cacao Cookie...”#“When the fuck did I start hearing voices”#The ancients immediately knows that ain’t Dark Cacao when the first thing he does when he sees them is smile#They’re just huddled up in a corner#holding PV up like a crucifix towards DC#They’re terrified. Dark Cacao has never scared or concerned them this much before#Like#he faces Dark Enchantress#and smiles a bit#and suddenly her whole persona falls apart in exchange for “WTF THAT’S NOT DARK CACAO WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU NEVER DO THAT AGAIN-“#I love WMMAEK.#this is actually au idea 22 in my list
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Afton fam Halloween on the brain cuz I’m almost certainly an undiagnosed neurotypical and I love a universe where this family is. Ahem “NORMAL”
I just know teenage Mike would be like “omg Evan (or CC or whatever his name is) this is such a cool movie I gotta show youuu” and it’s fuckin like. Nightmare on Elm Street or something. And Evan or whatever runs to William TERRIFIED cuz of course he does </3 Mike gets in troubleeee
I also feel like William would go all out for Halloween, idk. ALL the decor, he 1000% dresses up as well. I want their household to be like, the cool house on the block that gives out full sized candy bars or something. WHAT am I yapping about
#I’m 22 years old talkin about the Aftons like they’re my OCs#are they not tho? they’re like collective OCs#I still don’t get this fixation but I love them#even in a universe where they are ‘normal’ I still want them to be a little bit. different. you know what I mean lmaooo#fnaf
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Checked in to see Challengers and the ticket collector was like “how old are u” and when I said I was 22 he was like “you look young!!! You look like you’re 17!!!!” I AM young????!!!!??????!?!?!….
#IM 22 My God#I get the “you look 17” thing a lot too it’s disconcerting#Like specifically 17 no other age#I’ll never forget when I wanted to volunteer at the library when I was 21 and the librarian went “idk if we can allow teenagers…..”#But also these comments make me raise an eyebrow bc 22 is not ancient????? Is that the new ancient???????#I need to stfu I’m waiting on my friend to get here but the moment he said that I was like ohhhgggg he thinks he’s complimenting me#Whatever I take it graciously . It’s fine#Like ik people think they’re flattering me and yeah I guess I do look pretty young but like I am young too so LIKE….
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I need a completely rewritten teen wolf series with Derek Hale as the main character. I think it would heal me.
#we follow Derek from New York. Laura left for beacon hills. it’s been six years since he was back but he hasn’t heard from her#and hes going stir crazy waiting. he packs up and travels back. it’s almost too much immediately. he still can’t get a hold of Laura#he can’t resist going home. it’s like a natural pull that guides him back. all at once he’s 16 again. staring at the wreckage of his life#deputy stilinski is sherrif now. it’s reassuring in the slightest that the police force seems to have moved on from how corrupt it was#he catches her scent and it’s putrid. bile catches in his throat. he seeks it out. still in denial to what he knows it means.#when he finds Laura it’s like the world ends all over again. he can’t stand to see her like this. he gives her a proper burial.#the best he can do at least#he visits Peter. he’s not the man Derek remembers- so full of fire and cunning. their relationship may have been strained at times.#often Derek felt more like Eve being swayed by the snake than a normal friendship#but this isn’t the sharp tongued uncle who guided him. this is a broken shell. all that remained of his family. he was so lost.#22 but he barely knew how to function without his family- his pack paving the way#Laura handled everything. she got the apartment. she made sure they had food. Derek looks back and feels so useless#he was so lost in his grief. Laura must of felt the same way but she never let them drown in it#she made sure he got his GED. even got him to enroll in community college classes.#he took them online. he never was able to warm up to people the same way. he used to be so full of life. now he just wanted to be left alone#he studied English. never finished his degree. doesn’t look like he ever will now. he can’t go back to Laura and his shared home.#can’t bare to see another shell of a home#he vents to the vacant audience of Peter and his cold fixed eyes#Derek leaves. he wants to promise he’ll return soon#but promises feel costly these days#he decides to go back to the reserve. maybe he can find some clue as to what happened to Laura#someone lured her here. someone who knew them and their history here#his mind went to the worst. Kate. why would she go through the trouble six years later. why wait so long.#Derek couldn’t stomach the thought of facing her. he focused on the woods. the scents were all over the place.#clearly multiple people had been through here recently. two scents were much stronger. Derek follows them#but when he hears the crunch of leaves he realizes why the scents are so strong. they’re still here#he ducks behind some trees. listening in on their conversation. but an echo of their scent catches his attention#he spots an inhaler on the ground. he puts two and two together and swipes it from the leaves.#he comes out once they’re closer. tossing over the inhaler- he figures they’ll leave. dumb kids messing around in the woods#he reminds them this is private property. though that may not be true anymore. he recognizes the scent of a new beta. interesting.
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