#they’re in minecraft

[birdgravezzz]

hholy crap

arthur : John where r we rn

John : idk anymore arthur

[gojinka]

builder wife steve and in the mines netherite husband alex

[life-in-toontown]

AMEN 🙌

[froegs]

they are only 3 apples tall 💔💔

[d1zzyst4rss]

lsmp has consumed me I fear

[crowskullls]

I couldn’t be a minecraft creator because if I was doing freaky gay roleplay with my friends and then got called siblings I would just end it all

[papercute]

pinterest lined these two up with this textpost and i just HAD to share. it’s so correct

[dryya-doesnt]

Doodle of these guys as a warmup happy new year or whatever

[theclod3215]

Joel and Etho are very normal about each other (lying)

The quality sucks I’m so sorry, I had to get rid of the surrounding doodles in procreate and it fucked the quality

[wayemd]

little sketch of Cleo

[inminizz]

Designs designs designs

[sopuu]

creature that looks at you with big round eyes

[zen-llama]

HIS CANONICAL PUPPY DOG EYES. that’s it that’s the post

[qaze]

Across all of the various SMPs: Fable, Mer, Bound, etc, I just like to think that everyone has brief moments where they swear they hear the chat. A flock of magpies sound a little too vocal to Vast. The winds are a little too present for Caspian or the sparks are a little brighter for Fenris, or the remora are a little more active than normal for Theo. And they think that the chats are back just because they miss them an extra amount that day, just to realize they’re not. Or maybe Rae will talk to himself and look around the room to see if the auras have any comments knowing that he won’t hear them. Or if Icarixus will hear the things in other worlds and suddenly start thinking that the things are back in the world port, and they get the briefest mix of happiness for a sort of familiarity and fear that something went wrong just for nothing to have happened other than them wanting someone in there to talk to.

I think abt it especially for that stream where Rae and Fenris were making Vaeh’s birthday cake and such and we learn that the auras had just full on gone quiet. Like I imagine Rae doing notes post-finale and waiting to see the auras respond just for them to not, and then Rae eventually getting out of that habit because he just doesn’t talk to them anymore

[fluffypotatey]

okay so:

the year is 2021. the month is june. the new season of hermitcraft, season 8, has just started, and everything is great! the hermits are all messing around, having fun, building insane things within the first week of the server being active, and generally having a good time. everyone's collected themselves into little factions, pranking each other, and it's all the fun, lighthearted, mostly-vanilla content hermitcraft is known for.

and then the split between minecraft versions 1.18 and 1.19 is announced. the delay of new terrain, and especially of new mobs like the warden, considerably disrupt several of the hermits' plans. but it's fine, they'll figure something out, they're professionals, and it mostly goes unnoticed.

about two weeks later, on november 9th, grian turns to mumbo jumbo in one of his episodes, and asks the famous question that would seal hermitcraft season 8's fate:

"mumbo, is the moon... big?"

suddenly, the fans panic. they search back through videos and streams, and realize that the moon had been abnormally large and stuck in a full-moon phase since october 30th. the Moon Big event has begun.

this is where the roleplay really starts. once the moon's size has been brought up, the hermits start a weird combination of scrambling to figure out why the moon's growing, and how to stop it- but also of ignoring it, hoping it won't be a problem, hoping someone else will deal with it. the moon keeps getting bigger, more hermits start realizing it's going on, and a creeping sense of dread starts to grow. but it's fine. it's fine, right? they do little plotlines like this all the time. they'll figure something out, the moon will go back to normal, and we'll laugh about it when this is all over. it's fine.

and then, blocks start flying away. just floating up out of the ground, and falling right back down! like for a moment, a square meter chunk of dirt has decided it's a ballerina and leaped out of the ground! but it's fine, right? the blocks are coming back. no lasting harm is done. they're going to fix it all... right?

the moon gets bigger. it's growing every day- local hermit weirdguy joe hills measures it every stream. the blocks start flying higher. gravity starts getting... weird, with players getting the slow falling effect at random, and being lifted off of the earth themselves. the players form cults and rituals and whatnot to try and appease the moon, convince it to leave them alone, making plans to escape. nothing works. things keep getting worse, and the moon keeps getting bigger. but it'll be fine. these storylines never leave lasting harm, or at least they never have before. they'll be fine.

and then the blocks stop coming back, just floating into the sky forever. the players have the slow falling effect more than they don't now. the moon is now so big it's visible even during the day, and fills the entire sky at night. they start planning their escapes in earnest, and say their goodbyes. some hermits jump into a void hole in the overworld (it was the centerpiece of their village). some flee to the End, some to the nether, some just fly with elytras and hope they can get far enough away in time. one brave hermit, tango, flies himself to the moon in a futile attempt to blow the whole thing up before it can crash.

but in the end, the moon crashes into the server, and everything they'd built was destroyed. and the whole time, there'd been nothing any of them could've done. season eight was over, a full six months before anyone had expected it to end, and season nine wouldn't start until about three months later. and im still not okay about it.

(here's a cool animatic of the moon's crash! honestly i dont think you need too much hermitcraft knowledge to get the gist)

(also the moon crash happened on the day before my birthday lmao.)

….

holy shit

[tharett]

This is to all my bbgs out there 🫵‼️ I see your comments ladies, and they make me smile ☺️ I'm lurking and I'm stalking when you least expect it 👹👹👹

This is a small extra from this post!! I saw the reblogs comments and let me tell yOU I DID THINK ABOUT IT BUT I WANTED WHOLESOME TIK TOK SOUND DIALOGUE 😭 here's to all the real ones that know 🫵‼️

Honestly I JUST thought about this: I should have made a pause frame of Techno's shocked/deadpan reaction uurgghh

[Esp]

Esto es para todas las chikibeibis 🫵‼️ Leo sus comentarios chicas y me hacen sonreír ☺️ me oculto y acecho cuando menos lo esperan 👹👹👹 (no se es un meme en inglés pero va por ese estilo JAJAJA)

Esto es un extra de este post!! Leí los comentarios de los reblogs y déjame decirles qUE YO TAMBIÉN LO PENSÉ PERO YO QUERÍA ALGO TIERNO DE UN DIALOGO QUE ENCONTRE EN EL TIK TOK 😭 esto es para los que saben 🫵‼️

Se me acaba de ocurrir esto mientras escribía: pude haber hecho un extra boceto enseñando la reacción sorprendida de Techno al escuchar lo que dijo phil aishh