#they’re idiots your honour

[helion-ism]

nesta: it’s just sex

also nesta: why doesn’t he cuddle me? why does he leave my bed without even kissing me goodbye? 😧

[grimmweepers]

throwback to when satan did this

[resident-gay-bitch]

Just a little ficlet I’ve got brewing 😈😈

[neon-vocalist]

kuro: “i’m just laughing cause you assumed my gender”

matara: “oh yeah. i do that a LOT”

[s4-askblog]

are you skibidi

“…”

“What’s.. what’s that?”

“Youuu don’t wanna know and iiiii’m not explaaaaining…”

“I know what that is.”

“…HOW?!”

“I just do.”

[royalelemental]

Out of his brothers, Leo’s always been the one with the clear stranger-danger sense. Post invasion, his distrust of others only increases, even the cute new bunny gets the cold shoulder. Yet Leo can only last so long before the constant stupid jokes break his resolve.

In other news, Yuichi didn’t expect to fall so hard for a ninja.

[rhinocio]

no speaka da language

[menace-behaviour]

[curlysanjis]

zoro sleeps in the most inconvenient places

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

Guys I had a thought and it’s equally hilarious and adorable so here.

But GhostSoap falling asleep on a couch that’s just a touch too small to fit them both so they’re snuggled right up against one another, cuddling and so entangled with one another they don’t know where on begins and another ends.

Soap wakes first and takes a moment to relish in the peace and safety, smiling at a still sleeping Simon (cause the man doesn’t have his mask on for once and he’s not Ghost unless he has the mask) before he decides to get up.

What he doesn’t realise though, is just how entangled the two of them are. So when he goes to get up he ends up just tripping, falling over the side and pulling Ghost with him cause they’re legs are still tangled together.

Ghost wakes and manages to catch himself before he fully crushes the Scot but something has definitely been strained and his knees are definitely bruised as all fuck now.

Soap groans underneath him, rubbing at his elbows and head. A moment of quiet goes by before Ghost huffs a laugh and that just triggers Soap to start laughing his ass off cause he’s positive that they probably looked so stupid just then.

Johnny doesn’t mind too much tho, forgets the pain of the bruises quick when he looks up to find a smiling Simon looking down on him. The man’s expression fond but exasperated, and it’s the softest Johnny’s ever seen him.

[phantangled]

don and phol

[moonahsrobin]

Adorable babies

[armageddoned]

Dean and cas are so stupid about each other in s12 they’re doing literally everything except saying I love you

[flowercrowngods]

…anyway *opens the bardknight document*

[hischiersjohnston]

I am always perpetually late with asks, but please tell me more about: tbd (wyatt johnston; john gibson & roope hintz; the hamilton gastropub). I am INTRIGUED.

Pls there’s never any time limits when it comes to sending me asks esp about my wips 🩵

OH ! Okay so !! This is !! An idea that was born out of my brainrot with Ryatt but also a rarepair ship Lucy and I came up with that is so random and yet?? Has us by a chokehold!! (I’m talking about Wyatt x Gibby)

So the Hamilton Gastropub au verse has been a labour of love! There’s just so much I can do with a restaurant au and I’m like… let me cook something with Wyatt and Gibby. But then! But then I’m like… I need more poly ships and lo and behold, Wyatt x Gibby x Roope was conceived in my head.

John Gibson aka Gibby is your typical quiet prep cook, who keeps to himself. Except, the man is absolutely head over heels for Mr Personification of a Golden Retriever WyJo, who’s a server.

They hook up a few times and Gibby pines for him and wants to properly ask him out EXCEPT !

He finds out that Wyatt and Roope (a bitchy line cook that Gibby is friendly with) are dating?? And now he’s pining even more and is heartbroken, because he thinks he lost his chance with Wyatt.

Meanwhile, Ryatt is vibing but something feels off and they know it’s because they’re missing their third aka Gibby.

Except Gibby is too emotionally constipated and thinks it’s only Wyatt he’s into, and doesn’t consider that maybe, just maybe, he’s also always been very into Roope as well.

But yeah! That’s the general idea of this untitled fic 🤭

[m3th-m3th-m3th]

Still can’t get the hand of drawing pyro yet. Masks are so cool but I am too painfully dumb to understand it.