#they’re all so fucking weird
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sometimes i start thinking five is the mentally stable sibling and then he goes and does something like have a coherent conversation with delores or commit a mass murder.
#they’re all so fucking weird#but he might be the weirdest#they’re also insane but that goes without saying#five hargreeves#number five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#the umbrella academy#tua#em saying things
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I love it when anime intros are just a bunch of different pictures of the mcs standing around in random places.
Like, “YEAH I’m standing on some STAIRS”
“And now I’m standing on a CRATE FOR SOME REASON”
“Look, I’m standing in a shop that never appears in the actual show”
“HAHA! Now im standing on a CHAIR”
“NOW LOOK! I’m standing on a ROOF with BROKEN TILES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I’m so cool.”
#but they’re STILL GOOD INTROS SOMEHOW#anime#anime intros#the music is always so fucking good though#and they make it look normal#it only looks weird when you stop for a second and think “wait why are they standing there?#jshk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#tbhk#mha#my hero acedamia#bnha#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#demon slayer#okay but demon slayer does it well actually#jshk too#well they kind of all do it well tbh#world trigger#there’s definitely more but I can’t think of them right now
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Thinking about how if Shermy Pines. And like, if he is the baby, he’d be born in the 1970s and be 40 by 2012 and he’s already a grandad. He had to be a teen dad in the 80s (after a severe economic recession) and then his kid ended up being a teen parent by 1999 (Which is 8 years before ANOTHER SEVERE ECONOMIC RECESSION LOL)
Also he was born into a pretty broken family, probably rarely if ever saw his brothers. Do you think he ever saw Stanley before he had to start pretending to be Ford? Do you think Ford visited from college??? Because he didn’t seem confident facing his father until he made millions, so like???
And, like, do you think Filbrick and Caryn changed as parents by the time they raised Shermy? Because it seems like a trend that as parents get older they mellow out a bit, so Shermy probably has a completely different experience with their parents then Stan and Ford, and talking to them is just “is this seriously the same parents???” (Imagine the silent resentment that’d cause 😭😭😭)
Personally I headcannon that Shermy had a daughter (Mabel and Dipper’s mom) and not a son like it says on the wiki because c’mon. Can he just have a daughter. Idk why this is important to me but… c’mon. Can he just have a daughter. It just feels right to me.
#gravity falls#Shermy pines#sherman pines#him being the same age as my parents feels weird#also him and his kid would’ve had kids at like age 14#he’d be like 28 by the time Mabel and Dipper are born#CAN YOU IMAGINE#not even 30 yet#no wonder Mabel and Dipper’s parents are fighting#they got together in like freshman year#that’s if their actual parents are still together#is Shermy even alive tho? bc why didn’t Mabel and Dipper’s parents send them to their actual grandparents#maybe Shermy was an awful parent or something#or maybe he was busy with something else and Stanley was eager to take them#I imagine the call to ‘Stanford’ would’ve been like#‘hey I know you’re probably busy doing scientific research and all but#would you possibly be able to take Mabel and Dipper for the summer?’#and his reaction was just ‘YES. YES. ABSOLUTELY YES. WHEN CAN YOU SEND THEM OVER? CAN YOU SEND THEM OVER NOW???’#Or maybe they just remembered how happy Stan was when he saw Mabel and Dipper for the first time#supposedly he refused to give them back lol#so they’re like ‘hey he’s a lonely old guy. maybe he’d like to spend the summer with the kids’#bc they’re probably aware it’s a lot to ask for someone to take some kids for a WHOLE summer#also maybe Shermy just doesn’t live in a place suitable for kids#like ‘Stanford’ has a whole cabin in the woods#Shermy ‘I had to raise kids in an economic crisis’ Pines might live in an apartment or something#that or he’s dead.#how fucked up would it be if he ACTUALLY died in a car crash#and Stanley winces as his faked death didn’t age well
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LISTEN. If we get a bisexual!Buck arc, I will ACTUALLY LITERALLY CRY, I’m already emotional just thinking about it, it will literally bring me so much joy
BUT
I don’t want it at the expense of an Eddie coming out arc…
Bc listen, I read a post talking abt how the writers probably won’t give both of them a really flushed out Queer Realization Arc bc it would be redundant, which like, okay sure, yes, I can see why you wouldn’t want to have two main, male characters going through the exact same thing, so sure, whatever, BUT -
I feel like, out of Buddie, Eddie is going to be the one that really struggles with coming to terms with his sexuality.
Eddie, who had to be The Man Of The House at 10 years old. Eddie, who grew up in the Deep South. Eddie, whose family is Catholic. Eddie, who already had a strained relationship with his judgmental parents. Eddie, who had a WIFE. Eddie, who says that what he had with Shannon was magic & compares every relationship he had to her. Eddie, who was in the military, which is infamous for DADT. Eddie, whose aunt constantly pushes him at random women because he needs to not be alone. Eddie, who canonically suffers from comp-het, saying that dating women feels like putting on a performance, not that he understands why. Eddie, who dated Ana & was planning on staying with her, even though he was unhappy, for his son.
I think Buck would be way chiller with realizing he’s queer - if he doesn’t already know, which is my fav head-cannon - & I feel like he wouldn’t struggle as much bc it’s Eddie, & Eddie is his best friend, and gender wouldn’t play as big a part for him as I think it would for Eddie.
I would love for them both to have an arc where they worked through their expectations when it comes to relationships & realize that they’re queer, but idk man, I feel like Eddie is going to be the one to really struggle & he deserves to really have that flushed out.
Idk, I’ve been thinking about this ever since I saw that post & nobody I know watches 9-1-1 😭
#buddie#911 abc#evan buckley#eddie diaz#911#Queer Buddie Arcs#I want them both to have nice things is that really so unreasonable?#literally all of their other arcs take place at the same time#let them realize they’re queer & in love with each other at the same time too#honestly this only applies if Buddie goes canon which I’m not even convinced is going to happen#i have so many feelings#Buck would just be like “I’m in love with my best friend? fucking dope#bc my darling boy just wants to be loved & chosen & Eddie has already done those things#either way I wish they would stop putting them with random ass women who have been on the show for less than 10 minutes#I don’t need them to go canon in s7 but if we don’t even get a HINT of it this season I’ll probably quit watching#unless s7 is REALLY good bc they put some WEIRD shit in recently that I dfw#I have no idea how Tumblr is supposed to work am I doing this right? idk pls advise
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First day of Pride and I just want to shine a light on all the trans people who are unable to transition, especially those who aren’t fresh faced university grads. Those who don’t live in a supportive or even just accepting home or community. Those who aren’t well off, those who aren’t good at or popular enough to crowd fund. Those who can’t afford transitioning. Those who can’t even transition socially or need to stay in the closet for your safety. Those who rely on benefits or unforgiving jobs to just pay the bills. Having to hear day in and day out you’re just GNC, that your pre-transition body is “ugly” and the ways you can express your gender are “cringe.” Every trans person who’s been told they aren’t “trying hard enough”. Those trans people who won’t even get to imagine transitioning for years.
I see you. I love you. You’re so undervalued and under appreciated in a world where being a white, well off 20 year old on HRT and getting surgery is more common to see than people who work full time and just don’t have that privilege. It sucks, so much. But you are loved and you are seen.
Happy Pride Month to trans people who aren’t where they want to be. The world is better with you in it. We all need each other.
#nobody seems to give a fuck about trans people who haven’t ‘started’ (fuck that word btw) before they turn 20 honestly#like we just don’t exist to you#so if no one is going to tell other trans people who are ‘too old’ that they’re loved and important and deserving of support#fuck it I will#all the trans visibility goes to people who meet the right criteria who fit society’s idea of Trans#fuck that. y’all are wonderful and handsome and beautiful#and if you never get to transition YOURE STILL TRANS AND YOU STILL DESERVE JOY#I don’t fuck with queer groups anymore coz they cannot be normal#you ostracise your most vulnerable#because fuck poc poor disabled ‘old’ trans people amirite#iswtg the trans community here is so weird about age too#you’re 30 and still have your legal name and long hair and visible breasts and a high voice? faker obviously. don’t want it hard enough.#THIRTY?!?#yeah get fucked#sorry for being so pissed but seriously#grow up if you think all trans people have their shit sorted by 24 and are living comfortably as themselves#pull your head out of your ass and go TALK to trans people other than your rich circle of teens at your GSA#I’ve not been terribly positive on this positivity post#pride month#transgender#ftm#mtf#nonbinary#every single one of you is braver than any us marine and I FUCKING MEAN THAT#we all stick through this together#trans awareness
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case in fucking point
#found this on twitter#this isn’t even a caricature (that i know of) it’s just fucking stupid#all on THEE DARKEST skintone#and oh look! three of them have red eyes!!#before you ask. no they are not#like this isn’t representing an oc or a character this is just to be stupid and annoying#as like? a weird joke?#not including their @ bc i don’t want anyone to harass them#but wow lol#i can’t read japanese so idk if their splashtag titles suck too but. either way!#this sucks! don’t do this!#‘but they’re just—‘ i DO NOT CARE#STOP USING MELANATED SKIN TONES AS A JOKE OR A BIT#if you’re not black SHUT THE FUCK UP this is NOT your point to argue or hill to die on#i’m probably the only black person you will encounter in your day-to-day so just LISTEN#splatoon#splatoon 3#squidposting
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that was the most unhinged conversation i’ve ever seen. oh my god. ashton just told her hey girl you’re hot if i die trying to do something really fucking stupid try to save my life, but if you can’t, steal all my shit and never tell ANYONE because it’d be funny and then fearne said i think you’re hot too and RAN AWAY
#cr#cr3#cr spoilers#ashton greymoore#fearne calloway#that was INSANE. i can get behind this if all of their conversations are that fucking crazy#they’re so weird and i love them. what the fuck was that
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Some creatures are more difficult to perceive than others
#Treecko#skitty#dusknoir#chatot#pokemon doodles#original art#context: I’ve said this before but explorers was the very first pokemon game I ever played#I wasn’t watching the anime then so it was also the first time I ever saw a dusknoir#And for whatever reason I just couldn’t quite….comprehend what he was supposed to be#Thought he was some kind of robot until he did his ghostly disappearing act#Definitely a fun game to play when you know nothing about pokemon!#Everything was so new and exciting! And you don’t know what anyone looks like until you meet them!#The other thing in a similar vein was with dialga#I didn’t know what dialga was SUPPOSED to look like so when they’re all talking about how fucked up he is I was like damn#He DOES look pretty fucked up. Some kind of beast#And then after fixing time you see he looks THE SAME except with a palette change#Like oh. i see. That’s just what you look like#Dialga should’ve got a special form tho#Maybe something replacing the steel type with ghost#Bc without time he’s technically not alive#And I read somewhere the steel typing might’ve represented the steady nature of time or something#So with time being stopped it’s not flowing so steadily huh#This wasn’t supposed to be abt dialga tho. Get your own post#ANYWAY dusknoir is a weird looking guy especially when you’re not quite sure what you’re looking at#but he is canonically handsome so do with that what you will
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do u ship goldendragon….,,, or is chimera platonic between thosse two
I personally dislike the ship but i was just curious bc i love the idea of chimera with platonic goldendragon
honestly anything goes… i like either reading of the polycule tbh. i prefer chimera with platonic goldendragon bc i find it funnier but i don’t mind the romantic reading of it!
#i do keep getting ppl asking for my lmk ship opinions whilst im streaming or what have you. and honestly i like them all bro#so long as they’re not fucking weird i say hell yea brother#i like goldendragon. hell yeah goldendragoners#its not my personal favourite but its a solid fire emoji from me#spoop speaks#answered asks#ty for the ask!
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I can’t tell if I’m exhausted or just plain flabbergasted as to why people keep saying romantic jarthur is pro ship. And then keep acting like you’re in some exclusive and oppressed group because you’re pro ship or even because you ship ‘em romantically
Like I’m genuinely confused.
Is it because of all the people saying Arthur is arospec? (in which case I do not respect you at all) Is it because John is an eldritch god and Arthur is just a human? (Because if that’s the reason did you listen to the fucking podcast) homie you’re not special I’m pretty sure half the fandom sees them as romantic, this quite genuinely is not a pro ship
Like personally I’m not a fan of it but like that’s because I choose- note, CHOOSE— To see them as queer platonic.
#I personally do not fw proshippers at all#mainly because they’re so damn annoying about the gross stuff#it’s one thing to ‘ship’ a gross pairing because you’re exploring it with nuance/exploring HOW fucked up it is#but usually proshippers genuinely just think that their weird ass ships are cute and they’ve removed the context from them#and in this specific case it’s just laughable because John and Arthur being romantic#is a valid interpretation of their relationship. it’s just up to preference#malevolent#malevolent podcast#jarthur#if anyone can actually tell me why it’s considered a pro ship then I’ll listen. I sure as shit won’t agree I just want to see why.
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do you think mike heard will cry himself to sleep the first night he was in lenora? if he wasn’t staying in will’s room then maybe he couldn’t sleep either and he was tossing and turning for hours before working up the courage to walk down the hall and see if maybe will was still up. maybe he got all the way up to his door before he heard it— stifled sobs, muffled and choked out like they get when you’re specifically trying very hard to not be heard crying. and the first thing he feels is guilt, because he knows why will is crying, and he just keeps playing on loop in his head the way will’s face had fallen when mike didn’t hug him at the airport. how he should have just gotten over whatever had come over him in that moment and hugged him anyway, if it was going to hurt him like this. and then he feels even more guilty because this is will’s private moment, and mike isn’t supposed to be here, and god, he can’t even let will be upset in peace without intruding. do you think he walked back to his bed in silence, probably missing will even more than when he was still in hawkins?
(because i do. i think about it a lot.)
#will cried himself to sleep that night and u cannot tell me otherwise#his best friend that he hasn’t seen in six months#is here and he’s blowing him off and#will thought they left things on a good note and then things got weird over the 6 months and he thought that maybe mike visiting would make#things ok again#but they’re not and it’s just like last summer#so he definitely cried.#head in hands#head in my FUCKING HANDS#if i have to think about this so do u all#i’m sure u probably have though#xoxo#will byers#mike wheeler#byler#/astro posts
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this has stayed in my brain for like 2 weeks: au where obi-wan gets fed up with the city council because he keeps writing them asking them to fill this pothole on his street that he hates driving around and they keep not doing it so he decides to run for city council himself on the sole platform of if he’s elected he’s going to fucking fix that fucking pothole.
and he wins because he is very charming and not a lot of people vote anyway, and he fills in his pothole and then next election cycle, he’s planning to let someone else win so he doesn’t have to be on the city council anymore because he actually hates local politics.
only there’s this asshole in university who decides to run obi-wan’s re-election campaign because he’s trying to sleep with a political science TA and he thinks she’ll be impressed if he shows an interest in local politics by doing some grassroots voting door to door work for his community service credits…..and he chooses obi-wan to support at random and very nonconsensually
so anakin skywalker becomes the bane of obi-wan kenobi’s existence. obi-wan kenobi becomes the focus of anakin’s.
(obi-wan also becomes an elected official again, mostly because of the bored housewives vote.)
(obi-wan blames this on the fact that while anakin is a very horny intense nineteen year old, he’s also surprisingly effective with his big wet eyes and his obscenely pink lips. anakin blames this on the televised debates he scheduled between obi-wan and fellow councilor maul, where obi-wan’s eyebrows are drawn and he looks furious and his shirtsleeves are rolled up to his elbows, exposing his very nicely defined forearms.)
(they fuck about it.)
#kit's silly lil aus#obikin#talked about this on the discord like a while ago but was thinking about it earlier#obi-wan was trying to soft quit and not announce that he was running so no one would vote#for him but then anakin just randomly chose to put all his intense weird energy behind obi-wan#and it works and obi-wan is furious#this twink is ruining his life#now he’s been re elected and people know about him and talk to him on the street#and that’s …. sort of nice fine he likes people he likes his city#he fucking hates politics and now he’s a politician#all because of anakin skywalker !!!!#who turns Padmé down when she makes a move on him because all his weird intense 19yo anakin energy is firmly#on getting obi-wan to fuck him now#(obi-wan realizes that maybe he will be stripped of his political power and title if he’s caught fucking his campaign manager (newly 19)#(obiwan of course grabs onto that opportunity with both hands. solely because he wants to not be on the council anymore.)#(not because he wants to fuck anakin) (definitely not)#the sex they have the night it’s announced obi-wan wins….incandescent so rough so furious anakin can’t stand#obi-wan goes out to say thank you all sweaty with hair out of place and red splotches on his neck#and no one knows they’re from his campaign manager currently in his bed back at his house
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i am not anti sam but i sometimes find myself hating sam because some samgirls are super into bio/gender essentialism whether or not they realize it. sam is a woman and dean is a man and sam is the victim and dean is his abuser like what show are you watching?
#as much as we all like to have fun these are two cis men characters who have roles to play in the narrative they don’t escape#they are both being abused. we find this out *fully* in s14#but it’s always been present. this is the abuse sam and dean winchester show#but some of y’all don’t actually understand abuse! you think abuse is just being mean and yelling#‘sam is a woman because his autonomy is taken away’ your idea of womanhood is fucked up and you should unpack that#if you compare sam to a woman because he’s been SA’d then you are WEIRD. they are both men canonically getting SAd????#like yes dean has some weird stuff about his own gender that he needs to unpack but it’s part of a mask?? like if u genuinely#believe that he seriously 100% believes this stuff then you don’t know his character at all#and yes their relationship is toxic but if you think for one second that there’s a genuine power imbalance then you’re sorely mistaken#dean’s entire identity is based around taking care of sam. sam can do wrong but not enough to be truly held accountable#it doesn’t matter what he does. dean will always protect him and be there and do whatever it takes to save him. he will always forgive him#and sam knows this and uses it to his advantage. he repeatedly goes behind dean’s back and avoids the communication he says is so important#he blames dean for shit that isn’t his fault because he’s there#and no he may not fight dean on stuff but he can. he often doesn’t because he doesn’t want to!#they enable each other and they don’t grow because they can’t because there’s always something else BECAUSE THEY’RE BOTH BEING ABUSED BY GOD#they’re not allowed to take a break. they’re not allowed to slow down or stop or rethink it’s always the end of the world#so yes some of y’all annoy me with the ‘i wish dean was nicer in the midst of his trauma’#shit or saying that therapy fixes everything stuff or whatever#and the fact that so many of y’all use that to treat sam like some fragile white woman who can’t#have an opinion without her husband’s permission is WEIRD like your gender stuff is weird#and just repacked essentialism onto them. idc if you’re trans. unpack that shit cuz your meta is full#of rad fem friendly or adjacent shit if you refuse to talk about gender without using abuse as an argument#because that does not hold up in canon of these two FICTIONAL MEN!!! or in the real world#(edit: most of the stuff i see is by cis women but im saying ‘idc if ur trans’ bc it’s not exclusive to them)#supernatural#sam winchester#dean winchester#wank adjacent#maybe just straight up#fandom wank
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the sun and the moon or whatever romantics say…
[ ID: a full body drawing of uchiha sasuke and uzumaki naruto standing in front of a yellow background with stars. they are holding pinkies. on the left is sasuke, a pale japanese teen with his face turned slightly away from naruto but he is looking at him. he’s smiling with a very red face, and he has a small scar on his jawbone and chest, and an industrial piercing in his ear. sasuke is wearing a black and white baggy zebra patterned sweatshirt with black sweatpants. he has his free hand in his pocket. his pants are tucked into dark blue socks with the moon and stars on them and he has black platform boots with straps. his nails are painted black, and his cursed mark is visible on his shoulder. next to him smiling widely is naruto, a brown japanese teen with very light freckles and scars on his hands. he wears a small green headband and green stud earrings. he wears a grey sweatshirt with ‘NINJA’ written in green on the chest and light green sweatpants with ‘iruka’ and ‘kakashi’ written very tiny on either knee. his pants are tucked into yellow socks with a repeating orange sun pattern. he wears untied running shoes that are green, yellow, and white. his free hand is by his side and his nails are painted green as he faces the viewer with his eyes closed. END ID. ]
#the iruka and kakashi on narutos knees make me cackle#the pants i was looking at had smth on the knee and idk what it said so#hes reppin his dads merch#real note tho they’re actually adorable#i think theyre cutie pies and they deserve to be in love#and FUCK why is sasukes hair so weird#how am i supposed to draw that?!?!#naruto#naruto shippuden#uzumaki naruto#uchiha sasuke#sasunaru#narusasu#sns#ive seen it written all ways? idk which to tag lol#jitters naruto art#jitters art
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Upcoming Ballad changes 👀?
#loz au#wip#Ballad (Kheprriverse)#they/he#thinking about his design a lot more >> just how some things came to be#as I change FD I also change Ballad since theyre kinda linked (lol)#the white in their hair also changed a bit. more prominent + starts on left side of their usual part#but him in his main casual outfit + the green half-tunic is now just a cloth#switched his belt coz thats been bothering the fuck outta me#also changing his biggoron sword because that fucker cant have a single consistent design#yknow after all the trouble i went through making its oh ref twice#scarred eye is now his left (he’s left handed) + starts where the eye is for uh. lore.#also he doesnt close his eye often anymore. tho i may give him some sorta patch to cover it… not sure yet. probably wont#i’ll get to his armor eventually. that ones gotta take a lot of thinking.#ballad’s kind of the main character so I do wanna get their design how i want#they’re justa dad who wants to get everything done with so they can go back to their wife and son#*dont worry about the weird coloration in one spot. i use an auto action to auto-color my line art before i go in manually*#Kheprriart
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I couldn’t settle on one colour so this guy gets all of them
#sorry. it’s another robot in weird formal wear.#sorry it’s fucking blue and white again#i promise I can design things outside of this but I am!!!! stuck rn#art tag#oc tag#ned dex and this guy all wear shirt and ties#ned has more of a generic work attire whereas dex has whatever he has going on#an undershirt with. long sleeves that are also fingerless gloves. his shirt. his tie and then a cropped hoodie#then twenty ALSO wears a shirt. but his is under a regular hoodie that goes under a trench coat#naro and zero don’t wear formal wear#zero’s outfit doesn’t really need to be logical so idk what’s going on there#Naro’s outfit vaguely just looks like pjs#they’re not but I don’t know how else to describe that#and this guy wears a whole ass suit#anyway!!#his colour changing isn’t a voluntary thing#if he focuses REALLY hard he can change his colours#but usually it changes depending on a task he’s doing and he does it without notice#it IS also sometimes an emotional thing#but if it’s an intense emotion like sadness or anger they’ll just go grey more than anything
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