#they’re all poly

[paninicupcakke]

POV: Drunk mercs playing spin the bottle🍾 NSFW

Spy: *spins the bottle & it lands on Medic*

*relieved sigh*

This will be easy. Other then Heavy, our doctor has the cleanest mouth out of every man here.

Sniper: I wouldn’t say that. Ya don’t know what’s been in there.

Spy: *grabs Medic’s legs and swings them over onto his lap and leans in for a slow kiss* ~

*both men start passionately making out for a long periodically time*

Demo: I thought you said it was one kiss per turn?

Engie: It is…

Sniper: *takes off sunglasses* Damn. They are really goin’ at it.

Demo: I’m leavin’. They’re gonna start fuckin’ each other!

Engie: Yeah. They’re gettin’ a bit handsy. C’mon, let’s get on outta here and give them some privacy.

Sniper: Nah. They don’t seem to mind. I’m staying.

Heavy: Da. I stay here as well.

(Soldier’s in the backyard with scoot and pyro playing with raccoons during all this)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 203

Another Hydra prompt! Because I am enjoying the designs I’ve made lol. And perhaps it’s a bit inspired by @radiance1 ‘s different dragon prompts too. 

So they’ve succeeded! They’ve managed to combine their powers- with a bit of shapeshifting helped along by so many ghost allies- and become a giant duck-you dragon! Well, originally they were going to do something else, but they couldn’t agree on an animal, so dragon it was! 

And how mighty they are! They’re giant, absolutely massive- dwarfing the couple of skyscrapers still in Amity. Damages via ghost attacks and general sparring made it where people really didn’t want to rebuild those types of buildings. 

But anyway, dragon! Them! They’re absolutely stunning! And did they mention powerful? Because boy oh boy, are they powerful. The GIW’s guns do practically nothing against their combined might, and barriers shatter before them! 

The uh, issue is that they erm… can’t turn back. Which is fine, they’ve all sort of outlived most of their generation- thank you possessions and ecto-contamination, it’s just a tiny bit of an adjustment. But really it’s not too bad, and someone needs to stop the GIW from trying to poke their heads into Amity. Like it’s been a solid couple of generations, it’s time to stop, thanks. 

Actually they’ve been a bit quiet. Meh, that surely isn’t a problem. Probably. Honestly they’re all going to use the opportunity to sprawl out where the school yard once was, their favorite place to sun their scales. Huh. Usually more people are around now that they think about it- or really, as Paulina points out, sharpening her fangs on one of the rocks. 

…

How long had they been sleeping, because it couldn’t have been that long. One of them was always awake, they slept in shifts after all! Yet there are things missing now as they patrol the skies, both Wes and Tucker pointing out specific buildings that the others didn’t particularly notice usually that now lay empty. 

Hm. 

Oh. That is a… strong barrier there. A really strong barrier actually. Pfft, they can take it! They’ve shredded every barrier together before- Ow. 

…

Okay this might be a bit of a problem. Shit. 

You want a general size reference? :P

[skumhuu]

Could we please get more of the shiver with the babies!! They are just too cute!! Love em so much!!

[chickengeak]

The trio

[z0mbiew00d]

Southlands polycule but noones really sure who’s in the polycule and who isn’t

[afterartist]

‘Come here often?’

‘Killer this is our fucking kitchen’

Killer and Horror WIP for a dumb lil vid I’m working on

[tricoufamily]

this is the fall funkos

ok let's pretend i finished this on time

this is the fall had its one year anniversary on may 18th (no we haven't even gotten to the main conflict yet SHUT UP SHUT UP). here you go. in honor of that

they're really high poly. sorry

(base used)

download

[wickjump]

i love cross so much it’s not funny anymore. i want him to be brutalized beyond recognition. i want him in a meatgrinder. i wrote him being disembowled once. he is my favoritest boy. he deserves to be dehumanized and treated like a dog. he deserves to have his loyalty used against him. he deserves to act stoic and then cry in his bedroom like a child because he hates feeling small and sometimes nightmare reminds him of xgaster and he hates it and he wants to die actually. and he misses his old life and his friends and xtoriel was like a mom to him and he misses her and he misses his siblings and frisk before he knew what he really was and he wants stablility and to be loved but he doesn’t know how to get it and the one time he did with epic he forgot him and now he’s friends with someone who gives him imposter syndrome purely by existing because cross feels bad that he’s not the cross epic knew but epic doesn’t care and cares for him the same. and killer is mean to him and makes digs because he wants to see cross snap but instead cross just cries because he’s canonically a huge fucking crybaby and he cries over everything including when he can’t put on a shirt right he cries so much and then killer goes ohh uh shit you good man and cross hates it even more because he wants his anger to be taken seriously but he can’t stop the tears so he storms off and xchara taunts him and cross hates everything

[stinkyvespepepe]

Seraphina, Arlo, and John you could have been my OT3 were it not for the fact that Arlo is a nosey manipulative lil bitch, John is literally batshit insane, and Sera is emotionally unavailable for like a majority of the series

[paninicupcakke]

POV: HeavyMedic baking 🧁

SniperSpy peeping on them

(Suggestive)

Heavy: Here. Your turn with icing

*hands him tube of icing*

Medic: …

>:3

*takes it and intentionally squirts some on his cheek*

Oops. Mein bad.

Heavy: ?!?!

What was that for?

Medic: I’m sorry.

Here, I’ll clean it for you.

*licks it off his cheek*

Heavy: *blushes*…

*squeezes the tube so it sprays all over Medic*

Medic: *chuckles* !!!

🚐

Sniper:

*spying on them with his scope*

Heheh. Yeah now lick it off.

Spy: *uncloaks behind him*

Who the hell are you looking at?!

Let me see.

*steals his gun to look thru scope*

Sniper: AGHH!?! Ya bloody snake! Get your own scope!

Spy: Oh. Ohh.

Sniper: What’re they doin’?!

Spy: The doctor is stripping himself of his shirt...-

Ooh. Heavy is helping him with his belt now-

Sniper: GIMME THE DAMN RIFLE!!!

*tackles him*

[canidanxe]

Idk this was way funnier in my head

[righteous-r0de0]

freelancer and dear have made out on multiple occasions

send tweet

[hitthemutt]

has anybody done this yet.

[noblemalone]

12 pack of Costco brand elves 🧝

[lifeismarvelous]

They’re idiots. They’re MY idiots

[mvrderbvnny]

big fan of yuri