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✨The detectives ever✨
(original pic under cut)
Edit: An explanation for the food they hold, Shawn: Pineapple, obv, he’s a fan of delicious flavor. Gus: Blueberries, because he can’t hold his car (It is a company car after all). Jules: Froot Loops, Shawn has custody of them on weekends tho (it’s just in one of the episodes). Lassie: Coffee, three cream, four sugars, it’s a heart attack waiting to happen (also one of the episodes)
#I love this show so freaking much#They’re all idiots and I love them#psych tv#psych#shawn spencer#burton guster#carlton lassiter#juliet o'hara#draw the squad#my art#digital art
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I’m so here for Ranma’s magical T-boy energy
#ranma 1/2#ranma saotome#ranma remake#akane tendo#suzu speaks#needed something cute and light and this is it!!#ryoga hibiki#my beloved pig boy#they’re all idiots and I love them
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OH MY GOD
Seductress: okay here’s the plan: you’re going to sexually harass me so the male lead can save me :D
Devil Venerable: …..Subordinate you do it
Subordinate: 🥺
Devil Venerable: you don’t have to follow the script exactly. Just do what feels right
Subordinate: 😃
*throws her out the window instead*
#devil venerable also wants to know#I’m cackling#they’re all idiots and I love them#and hey mission accomplished! she’s made to look helpless and in need of a hero xD#or not she gets saved by the female lead instead
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Sebastian Sallow's List of Priorities (in no particular order):
Figure out what the hell I'm going to do when I graduate;
Figure out how the hell I'm going to finish this bloody Charms essay before tomorrow; and
Figure out what the hell is going on between us
Sebastian sits in an undisturbed corner of the library - nobody ever comes to this table because it's tucked away between shelves of incredibly dense magical theory books - and is twirling his quill in his fingers, watching the ink splatter on the list he spent his precious time writing instead of the Charms essay he should be working on. He's far away from the first-years who like to congregate by the windows and watch the leaves fall softly to the ground rather than study for their classes. He's made especially sure that he is far, far away from her.
It's not his choice, mind you, but he needs to be a gentleman about these things. If she needs some time and space to figure out that she's as crazy for him as he is her, fine. But even Sebastian Sallow's patience runs thin, and he's not sure how much longer he can give her to come to her senses before he snaps and takes matters into his own hands. If things were up to him, the two of them would be sitting far too close together now in this secluded corner, and maybe he would need to put a hand over her mouth to ensure her complete silence as he runs a hand up her thigh.
Now that he knows what delicious sounds can come out of her mouth - sounds that he caused - he's been having a hard time concentrating on, well, anything. Sebastian surreptitiously glances across the library to where she's sitting and studying with his sister and Imelda. Ever since the events after their Divination class, Sir Cadogan has taken it upon himself to follow Sebastian around the halls of the castle, tripping through frames and disrupting their inhabitants as he lectures Sebastian on love. The tea party women had managed to convince the knight that he had disrupted an amorous exchange, and Sebastian fervently wishes they hadn't.
The whole school is abuzz with rumors about who it could be. Nobody has even come close so far with their guesses, but Anne and Imelda are having too much fun teasing him about it. Somehow, she has managed to avoid suspicion - he wonders how this is even possible, since she's never been able to hide what she's thinking. He makes eye contact with her - has she been staring at him this whole time? - and she flushes before looking over to Imelda, who's laughing too loudly at something Anne's just said. Sebastian can't tear his eyes away from her profile, his eyes following the curve of her eyebrow, the slight upturn of her lips as she smiles at her friends, her eyes as they dart back to him, her cheeks as she turns an even darker shade of red as she realizes he's still watching her. She tucks a lock of hair behind her ear, and rests her chin on her hand as she tries to look absorbed in what Anne is saying to her.
Sebastian wonders if she's thought about him as much as he's thought about her. Judging by how she had snogged him back, he's positive that she feels the same way, but then he remembers how she had looked at him before she fled, and he's not so sure. He sighs as he looks back to his list, bringing his quill back to the third item and ripping the paper as he crosses it out again. His mind has been going in circles since that moment and he doesn't know what to think. He slowly puts everything into his schoolbag before heading out of the library for yet another freezing cold shower that hopefully tempers his now-permanent state of arousal whenever she's around.
He doesn't notice her eyes following him as he walks out of the library.
He doesn't hear her hurried excuse to Anne and Imelda as she shoves her things into her bag and rushes to follow him.
He doesn't hear her light footsteps as she gets closer to him.
When she puts a hand out to touch his arm as he waits for the moving staircase to stop, with a soft, "Sebastian" accompanying it, he nearly jumps out of his skin. He was so absorbed with thoughts of her, that to see her standing at his side, closer than she had been since they kissed was almost his snapping point.
"Can we talk?" she asks, looking almost embarrassed as she avoids his eyes. She instead looks determinedly at his collar. He thinks she probably notices that he swallows nervously before acquiescing, but she says nothing as she turns and starts hurrying away from him without waiting to see if he follows her.
She must know that he would follow her anywhere at this point.
from my oneshot🫶🫶🫶
I just really wanted to draw these two idiots😭💘
#i also want to draw Sebastian being chased by sir Cadogan bc it’s so funny to me😭😭😭#it’s literally like thst meme of the trumpet boy chasing the girl#anyways this is before *that* scene (iykyk 😭💓) & I want to draw that toooooooooooo#I love this oneshot so much🥹🫶 I reread it bc I wrote it for MYSELF !!!!!#im going to get to some more trick or treaters later on today!!!! sorry I didn’t get them all yet it was more than I expected😳😳#so hopefully soon!!! sorry I didn’t do them all yesterday but I stopped myself to edit my fic & post the next chapter#also😳😳 I woke up to 3 comments on my newest chapter😳😳#it might not seem like much but I spent so many months posting to crickets that it just makes me so happy#to connect with people and have them enjoy what I create😭🫶🥹💘#ok I’m done being sappy hope you enjoy my idiot portraits !!!!!!! 🙏🙏🙏#bc these two are idiots but they’re OUR idiots🫶🫶🫶#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hphl#hogwarts legacy mc#hogwarts legacy oc#eloise babbit#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow fanart#sebastian sallow x mc#hogwarts legacy fanfic
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Sharing a blanket
Request by @volaenii ✨
Accidentally incorporated this to my uni au oopsieeees
#maybe I got a lil too excited and ended up doing this whole thing#it just kept escalating OWSGHII hope this suffices#enough angsty stuff let’s bring out the silly stuff#they are so stupid I love them sm uGHH#the context is that they just moved in and they have barely any belongings#they have blankets but the idiots washed them all without considering the fact that they sun dry their stuff#so they only have 1 blanket for both of them until the rest dries off and the house is so cold at night#they’re fighting for it. but this happened. and it was so warm and comfy they ended up too relaxed and slept too much#this happens at least once a month until they eventually settle into just sleeping together when that happens eventually#imagine Kni finding out about this#I want to do those images where ppl cover themselves with random shit bc there wasn’t a blanket but with this two petty mfs#trigun#vash the stampede#trigun stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#vashwood#trigun fanart#vash#wolfwood#nicholas trigun#lenssi draws#Trigun Uni! AU
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twitter fluff requests! 💞
#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#happy sunday to them i wish them all the morning cuddles and kisses and HAPPINESS in the world#which reminds me#SMOOCHES#i simply cannot choose a phase for them because they’re all so good!#be in denial! own it! be gay pining idiots! be insufferably in love and married!!! YOU CAN DO IT ALL KINGS!!!!#fan art#aa#rendevok#used the wrong size canvas and regretted it for literal weeks#forgot the beanix scruff on the one in the middle please end my misery im sO EMBARRASSSEDDDD#also had a coloring crisis while working on this but i would honestly set myself on fire for them so it’s fine#tentative offer to do some more requests here if someone is cash money enough to read through all my tags *kissu face*
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This screenshot is one of my favorite things from the episode bc every character’s reaction to a literal building caving in on them is so fucking funny.
The two shark/fish demons on the left are just staring wide eyed.
The other shark demon on the right is placing his hat on his chest and just accepting this is his fate now.
Crimson is in utter confusion and disbelief about what the hell just happened.
Meanwhile Striker is clearly having flashbacks to when his statue fell on him.
And finally, my personal favorite, Alessio just casually places his hand in front of Crimson (like a mom does when you go to cross the street before the light changes) as if that’s going to protect his boss in any way from the cave in.
#idiots all of them#i mean that affectionately#they’re all so stupid and i love them#alessio truly is the greatest bodyguard#just places hand over his boss😭#striker going wide eye was hysterical to me#he was having war flashbacks you could see it KSDDKSK#statue trauma is a real problem#crimson’s expressions the entire song killed me to omg#a mafia boss for the ages truly#helluva boss#hb spoilers#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss striker#helluva boss crimson#helluva boss alessio
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Me when my comfort-blorpos are actually just middle aged sad losers 😔😔😔
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#still love them tho#we Stan unwell space wizards#come to the high republic we have#*awkwardly reads notes*#a bunch of equally fucked up idiots who all insist on being perfectly fine#(they’re doomed by the narrative)#no-beard Elzar because what was my boi thinking#i could go into detailed explanation everyone is where they are#then again spots could also be exchange especially Stellan and Avar#i love them your honor#the high republic#star wars the high republic#avar kriss#elzar mann#stellan gios
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This is my oc Adonis
#adonis otogari#kaoru hakaze#koga oogami#does rei being in a coffin warrant a tag#undead#ensemble stars#enstars#happy elements trying to pick and choose what middle eastern features they want Adonis to have 💥💥GET HAIRED IDIOT!!#the middle eastern genes r strong ik he is struggling having to shave#all of the idols have to shave as well ofc but Adonis more frequently for sure#I love putting them in mundane but realistic scenarios#helps me believe they’re real cause they are#puff z art archive
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Barty uses the stupidest pick up lines on Evan all. The. Time. Evan just came out of the bathroom, and there’s toothpaste on his chin and a toothbrush sticking out his mouth? There’s Barty with “I hope you know CPR, ‘cause you just took my breath away.” Evan’s in the middle of a conversation with someone? No bother, it’s easy for Barty to slip in a little, “On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?” Evan’s walking next to him in the hallway, and Barty trips and goes sprawling? Perfect, he can use this chance to grin up at Evan and say, “Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I just scraped my knees falling for you.” And every single time, Evan rolls his eyes and shakes his head, but his smile is always bigger after Barty finishes speaking.
#rosekiller#they’re such idiots and i love them with all my heart#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#rosekiller headcanon
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Sometimes I remember that Lukas’s own headcanon is that Vader’s power was finally unsuppressed and became a full fledged 40k (meaning that 28k was supposed to be a suppressed number somehow no idk how I just know it’s his own thoughts on it and I accept that because that’s a boss idea okay, it lives in my brain) and therefore when Obi-Wan beat the shit outta Vader by throwing rocks at him he literally beat up one of the most powerful beings to ever exist and I’m like 👁️👄👁️
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#darth vader#listen this whole scenario owns my ass so hard#Obi wan didn’t die because Vader killed him he died because he chose to fuck with him#he stuck a middle finger up to Vader one last time for taking his brother by training his son#fuck that bitch and fuck the emperor too imma gain force powers#if Obi wan isn’t your godmod you aren’t writing him correctly#the force is the god and Obi is the mod#Anakin is the confused force baby that found him and it should have been HAPPY#anyways I think someone should meet anakin and Luke and Leia all at once and think they’re the most powerful#but all three of them cower in fear of this scruffy ginger with a bunch of clones flaking him#scruffy ginger will throw half a planet at you and instead of finishing you off he gives you the finger and leaves#bitch ass ginger idiot we love him so much
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(Originally posted on January 20, 2024) Me??? Making more content for my Middle-Earth sona??? Unheard of, totally not what l've been working on for the past couple months... Anywho, have her and some interactions with The Company of Thorin Oakenshield!!! Ya girl's been on a Hobbit kick lately and now y'all have to deal with the results.
I decided to have some fun designing Frerin, Dis, and Gloin's wife, because I had to make things more complicated Imao. Thrór, Thráin, and Dáin will be in the next post (whenever that may be), as well as some more Alda and Piper content because those gals are my favorites. Piper belongs to the wonderful @opossum-prime btw. Love ya bestie 💖💖💖
Also contained within the post is a commission by the lovely @mortuaryaffairs who's to thank for Alda's second outfit. Tysm dude, I really appreciate your help
#tagalongau#ALDA MY BELOVED#PIPER MY FAVORITE#anyway they’re all idiots and I love them#the hobbit#the hobbit fanart#thorin oakenshield#thorin and company#bilbo baggins#middle earth oc#dwarrowdam
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Omg look how young the sillies are
#bbc ghosts#six idiots#them there#larry rickard#horrible histories#yonderland#martha howe douglas#jim howick#simon farnaby#mat baynton#they’re all so drunk#Ben decided to pull a Simon#i love my silly billies
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Svsss illustrations really make the best coloring pages and this is one of my favorite scenes! Look at those idiots! I love them!
#svsss#lou binghe#mobei jun#shang qinghua#Sha hauling#svsss illustration#coloring#rip binghe#he’s trying so hard#it’s a shame everyone in this room is an idiot#they’re all different flavors of idiots#but they’re all still idiots#and I love all of them so much
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another week without my wife (dali delico) i'm uncertain of my health with the continuation of these conditions....
#i miss my wife tails#i miss her a lot#(i say knowing full well i plan on rewatching the dubbed episode that came out today and reading the newest manga translation)#delico’s nursery#the gangs all here#they’re trying their best#i love them lmao#dali delico#gerhard fra#henrique lorca#dino classico#imagine getting a letter from your dad only to open it and see it’s just a handwritten thumbs up… i already know angelico would sob#my favorite idiots#trump series
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