#they’re RARE rare

[kozmicmizuu]

okok- hear me out… masachika my underrated boy…. having a small puppy crush on giyuu

idk why i thought of this but i did so here we are

sanemi would NOT be happy about it, he makes it obvious (acting like his bitch ass ain’t similar)

i mean, who wouldn’t have a crush on giyuu??? he’s so mysterious and pretty

and this would take place when nothing terrible has happened to masachika… yet

and yes, sanemi isn’t a hashira yet, that makes this so much more silly

—

masachika, on a hashira mission with giyuu, and sanemi, of course: isn’t he charming? and cool!!!

sanemi: what- that’s our superior, can you say that??? and he’s not ALL that…

masachika: i didn’t say anything inappropriate!

giyuu: are you two alright? i apologize for the lack of information about the mission… (kanzaburo causing giyuu stress once again)

sanemi: it’s fine—

madachika: you’re pretty— i mean- it’s cool! and makes it more fun!—

giyuu: … ok?

…

sanemi, looking at masachika with a very disappointed look: you’re real slick, chika..

msaschika: I PANICKED—

—

i can’t wait for masachika to be animated bro i love him so much

i love being a multishipper

the duality of man (i love kimetsu academy)

[houseswife]

people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

[polarsirens]

🦋

[super-un-stable]

Two cents. 1 failed evil experiment to another

[my-darling-boy]

So a very unique purchase I made during hiatus… a pair of antique prosthetic arms I basically saved from being sold as lamps?? They were most likely made between 1900-1930, though one professor I reached out to says they might specifically be WWI era or thereabouts which is grand cos I’ve been getting very into WWI medicine, specifically prosthetics and plastic surgery, these past two years. Definitely a great addition to my collection regardless! They are two left arms produced for two different people but by the same maker in France and came with a swivel joint and hook, ring, and brush attachments.

[goldensunset]

i’ve been thinking about the pokémon memes where it’s like playing off of that one quote that’s like ‘truly strong trainers should try to win using their favorites’ and it’s like ‘ok well my favorite is [something blatantly overpowered]’ and it’s got me curious. how many people genuinely love pokémon that also happen to be really strong competitively?

so if you will. pick a favorite pokémon (for any reason! whether it’s cuteness or strength or nostalgia etc. no judgment) then go here https://www.smogon.com/dex/sv/pokemon/ and look it up

(you’ll see something that looks like this. see where it says tier and has some gibberish afterwards? don’t worry if you don’t know what that means but tell me what the letters/words are)

also if there are multiple forms and the distinction matters to you make sure you get the right one lol cuz the tiering can be different

edit: forgot to mention i mean specifically in SV! which is what comes up by default. rip every pokémon that either isn’t in SV (it’ll say ‘national dex’) or used to be better but has since fallen off relative to new pokémon

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: So we can be friends who sleep together, right?

James: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like Quidditch!

Regulus: Sounds smart and healthy to me!

Regulus: So, just out of curiosity, do you currently have any other Quidditch buddies?

James: Just your brother

Regulus: …

James: Although that’s actually Quidditch

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 289

While Bruce was lost in time, he made a Deal. 

He doesn’t exactly mention it to his family when he comes back- he was more than a little busy trying to figure out what he missed, where his children were, what the fuck had even happened. Besides, he’d put it in the report that he’d encountered some sort of primordial time being- even if he was still investigating that on his down time. 

So he thinks he can be forgiven for forgetting to mention anything until Clark drops a cup while staring at him with a pale expression and shakily asks why there’s a second, slower heartbeat in his chest. He just also wishes it wasn’t in the middle of a League meeting. 

[timethehobo]

Hearing news that he’s confirmed romanceable (and described as intimate and sensual) got me so giddy I might just expire.

[heavenbarnes]

I 100% believe that olderbf! Simon lovessss purposely giving hickeys before going out (esp when he brings her out with TF141) so that people knows that she belongs to him 😞 I think maybe we should do the same to him 🥸

YEAH 🥹

it’s impossible not to know that you’re simon’s it’s even down to the way he stands beside you, never far and always with a hand lingering

but he will mark you up so it’s kind of like “if you can see this you’re too close”

if you leave hickeys on him? that man might cream his jeans

seeing you so possessive over him actually makes the blood rush south and he gets lightheaded

[afterartist]

Another sneak peek UwU

Ross and Rorry

[lemonwrap]

Thinking about Alone Ghost whose three heads can’t ever quite get along, always arguing and pissing each other off—but they unanimously come to the agreement that they really, really like Soap and they want to get all five of their hands on him as soon as possible, thank you very much

[magicicephoenix]

this is the only way i could properly format my thoughts on the way i’ve decided to do the dca’s eyes

[musicalmoritz]

Most people’s “how can anyone hate this?” ships are like super fluffy pairings that can do no wrong but unfortunately mine are always massively toxic to where I understand WHY they aren’t for everyone but I simply cannot imagine passing up that much conflict

[allastoredeer]

I know you ship Alastor and Zestial together, but I have a headcanon that Zestial has a history with Lucifer. They go waaaaaaaaaay back, like before Zestial even died. This is actually part of a much more detailed headcanon that i want to delve into more later about humans born with extrasensory abilities in the Hellaverse. But for now I just want to focus on the Zestial/Lucifer parts😋

Lucifer and Zestial, because of how long they've known each other and how much their...friendship has evolved since they've first met, act very familiar towards one another.

Very VERY familiar towards one another...

lm saying these two radiate "Yeah, we've had crazy monkey sex more times than we can count, what of it?" energy whenever they're so much as in the same room. Every time they interact, there are so many soft knowing smiles and long heated stares and lingering touches to each other’s hands or faces and just SO MUCH sexual chemistry that it could make even Angel Dust blush.

Here's the thing, though. If asked about it, neither Zestial nor Lucifer will ever give a straight (snrk!🤭) answer one way or another. No matter what, they both refuse to either confirm or deny the nature of their relationship or even give any clear details about their past together. They enjoy keeping people guessing. So imagine Zestial visiting Lucifer at the hotel for some afternoon tea, and Alastor ends up joining them. Which leads to Alastor having a front row seat to Lucifer and Zestial trading endless inside jokes and double entendres, daintily sipping their tea as they fuck each other with their eyes. And poor Alastor the whole time is just🫢🫣😳🤯

(Btw, Lucifer and Lilith had/have an open relationship. So, whatever is going on between Lucifer and Zestial and Alastor??, Lilith is cool with it. It's the same with Zestial and Carmilla👍)

I just love Alastor having a big fat crush on Zestial and not knowing what to do about it

[veinsfullofstars]

💝 MetaDede Week 2024 Day 3: Gifts 💝

(ID: Kirby series fanart of King Dedede and Meta Knight giving each other a gift. Top - the boys sitting side-by-side, MK looking up with a pleased smile behind his mask as DDD excitedly flips through a green leather-bound book the knight has given him, the spine titled “Fight the Stars!” and an arrow pointing to it that says “book of famous intergalactic wrestlers.” Bottom - the boys seated at a table, a chocolate parfait in a large handled glass between them, the treat layered with fudge, mousse, and ice cream, topped with brownie bites, edible silver pearls, and a fanned wedge of chocolate emblazoned with MK’s mask. MK, delighted by the gift, leans forward with wide eyes and spread wings, practically leaping onto the table in his eagerness to dig in, while DDD reclines with his elbow propped up and his head resting in his hand, gazing at the knight with a soft smile. END ID.)

Parfait inspired by various MK-themed desserts from the Kirby Café.

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Started 08/11/24, finished 08/16/24.