#they wont date tho

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greatest fear came to be :)

[candyje11yfish]

YOU'RE TELLING ME A FRYE FRIED THIS RICE⁉️⁉️

[thepartyishere]

aro in a "cant feel a difference between friendships and romance" way

ace in a "too trans and dysphoric to even think about sex with another human person" way

[aztarion]

i dont know whether im just too curious or fucked in the head but i think if i was a vampire or werewolf in world of darkness with a trusted friend/partner i would definitely want to try out the get naked and break each others legs tumblr party game just to watch the healing in real time like it’d be a little more taxing as a vampire but if youre a werewolf as long as there’s no silver youre gucci like babe can we pleeease go glabro and practice illegal wrestling moves

[meadowmusing]

My favourite unintentional effect of the casting for the new PJO TV series is Percy's new looks, which make him look similar to Will Solace. Nico is going to be like "dont worry guys I'm definitely over percy alright" and goes and dates the apollo-flavoured percy

Nico is not going to be beating the "still down bad for percy jackson" rumours any time soon lol

[its-coda]

Fucking around with post-resolution Dates

[kaiaelsher]

Rafayel I hope you don't get the right shade for a whole week everytime you're about to paint, I hope you forget what are you painting in the middle of it because you zoned out too much, I hope Thomas have more ways to reach out to you and is able force you to meet your clients who came from Ever. And MC would bring cats everywhere she goes because strays are following her for 2 weeks so you can't get much closer or else they'll climb on you.

These are not the worst.

[marimeeko]

I have a sudden, unsolicited opinion on the moment where Ochako admits that she fell in love with Izuku. Since it has been going around as one of those context-less, surface level articles on Google(I spotted it too)

So it's talking about the moment when Ochako is fighting Toga and she tells her that she fell in love with Izuku.

Does she use the exact wording? Yes.

Does that mean it's an end all declaration? Does it mean she is endgame with Izuku? I do not think so.

I don't think it's the final nail in the coffin to the argument for any other ship involving Izuku or Ochako. Here's why:

The admission is so anticlimactic.

We have known for a while that Ochako has complicated feelings about Izuku. We know that it has been a bit of a crush. And that has led to ANTICIPATION to see what becomes of those feelings.

But along the anticipation, we have also seen her going through some feelings of discomfort about the whole thing...unusual, for a supposed love interest of a Shonen manga!

So the audience has been waiting for a LONG time for something, anything, to happen between Ochako and Izuku that rewards that anticipation and that waffling on Ochakos part.

And for something like a supposed love confession, a line like "I fell in love with Izuku Midoriya", to heppen....

But NOT in a moment between Ochako and Izuku themselves, just also does not reward the anticipation that was built up.

She did not confirm and admit these feelings TO izuku. She admitted them to Himiko.

And that is the first time the audience hears her positively confirm that she had those feelings, blatantly.

But it TAKES AWAY from the actual relationship because Himiko received that confession...not Izuku.

We didn't get a charged confession between Ochako and Izuku. The relationship was STILL not mutually developed. It's still just a quality of Ochako, it says nothing about Izuku. The anticipation of Ochako having a crush, and changing, complicated feelings for Izuku and where that would eventually climax, where it would reach its peak for Ochako and Izuku both, instead is diverted. Kind of literally. Because it didn't happen at either chance they had to talk it out, to confess, she sent Izuku away when Himiko tried to trap him into a love discussion. She didnt bring it up before the war began even though they had such a calm moment to be able to do so. It didn't come out in the logical places. And now in the endgame, they have split up to fight different battles...Ochako has even exhausted everything she has right now to save Himiko and likely is out until we receive the wrap up.

So, the anticipation I mentioned, again, does not have a payout in the form of even a rushed battlefield confession because the two of them are fighting different battles.

Instead the audience is given the confirmation of "I fell in love with him" when he is not even present, when Ochako is not confessing to him or confronting him. It comes out with Toga, when she Is trying to reach out and level with her, it almost could read as a "I had a crush on the same boy" kind of statement. It comes out when saving Himiko is Ochakos main priority.

What I'm saying here is that Ochakos love confession for Izuku, which is usually a big deal in any story, is in the back seat to prioritize each of their other relationships and goals. Which is great that it is not forced upon us when there are bigger things happening, however it just does a disservice to the pairing itself when most of the feelings are expressed onesidedly, and an actual statement of love, if it's not even outdated because of changed feelings, means a lot less when it's not filling the gap between the two people in question. When the confession doesn't reach the other person.

(And I will go ahead and say that is kind of similar to how bkdk is right now as well, bc we have SO MUCH material on Katsukis side, about how he feels and how much he cares about Izuku, but not a lot on what Izuku feels or allows himself to feel about Katsuki. I will call that out as well.)

Like at this point, the best we could hope for, for Ochako and Izuku being a couple, is a very open note about it in the aftermath. Like maybe Ochako asks Izuku if he would like to get crepes with her. That's just enough given context clues to suggest to the audience that yes there are still some feelings there, she heard what he said about crepes and holding hands and took note of it, but also that Izuku himself is willing to explore those feelings as well. It would be Ochako finally choosing her feelings for Izuku, but without it being too sudden for Izuku to accept. This whole time we are not shown Izuku crushing on her at all it would be strange to have him suddenly initiate.

But anything more romantic and profound than that? Any dramatic reveal/confession of feelings, any chance for them to have a moment in the midst of war to have the "i love you" discussion? That has been bypassed time and time again. Horikoshi COULD HAVE WORKED IT IN, IF IT WERE A PRIORITY TO HAVE THEM ENDGAME. While no, romance doesn't have to be a priority in a Shonen, and Ochako has flipped the script on how she handles her feelings as a shonen love interest, Hori has demonstrated that threads and concepts of romance ARE part of his narrative.

And right now? Hot take, but the most romantic thread that Izuku, his main character, finds himself in, is whatever the hell is going on between him and Katsuki Bakugou.

You'd just think if the mc was going to be with a romantic partner, a girl, by the end of the story, something would have happened.

I feel like I'm going in circles past my point, but it boils down to Izuku not having any indication of interest in Ochako besides friendliness....the fact that the audience received confirmation of Ochako loving Izuku from her telling a 3rd party and NOT her subject, and the anticipation of that confession, built up for YEARS of this manga and animes run, of supposed feelings not really being paid off, if the two are meant to be the romantic end game. It also boils down to the fact that the anticipation of the confession had a CHANCE to occur with Izuku, the subject, multiple times. It boils down to again, ochako and Izukus relationship being romantic in anyway being little more than an after thought.

AND! it doesn't even guarantee that her feelings of love for him are still the same! We don't know for sure if she STILL loves Izuku!

So yeah. I hope this made sense, but it sure feels anticlimactic to have a love confession(supposedly) not even occur while the subject is present, where the audience can view it and celebrate that long awaited conclusion.

As always, these articles that pop up on Google leave a lot of context out, and are very face value. They saw Ochako say the L word and called it endgame. There is a reason I don't read them.

[rogdona]

[muirneach]

sincaraz divorce era is soooo 2012ish fedal when they were like actually we arent friends. as if we didn’t see them in 2008 being the biggest gayboys on planet earth. like don’t worry jannik and carlitos i saw you in indian wells and alicante….

[faaun]

pls i need to provide updates

[redysetdare]

Some Ex-friends completely ruined me lately and a therapist I talked to (temporary, not my main one as they are out of office for a bit) and was told "Well, at least you know what to look out for in future friends" and I didn't know how to explain that: no. I don't. There were no red flags. These people were reasonable. they were kind and caring. Their sudden switch in deciding they didn't like me anymore was out of nowhere to me. it's not like there were signs or problems I could've picked up on. It was not something I could've looked out for.

That's why it's ruined me so much. That's why it's caused me to hesitate on even bothering to make new friends. The fact is that I thought these people cared about me. they did care to an extent at one point. They seemed like people I could be vulnerable with. How am I supposed to allow that every again? I don't know the signs of people who will ditch me the moment I become "too depressed" for them to handle. I don't know what to look out for to tell me if someone isn't worth opening up to. These people had all the green flags and still treated me like shit in the end. I don't know how to explain how much that ruins you. how much that breaks any trust in being vulnerable to any extent with people in the future. I don't know what to look out for. That's what is so scary. That's what is so upsetting.

I'm pretty sure I was already aplatonic but now this whole situation has just made me accept that I just don't even want to try to have friends. acquaintances is fine. I never cared about actively making friends before but now it's one of those things where I just won't make them at all. Everyone can stay a safe ways away from me instead because it's very obvious friendship isn't something made for me to partake in.

[camels-pen]

>:]

('punishment' under here v. nsfw)

smth smth sanji teasing the hell out of usopp, fingering him and eating him out- but all light touches and maddeningly slow. keeping him just on the edge and planning to keep him there until sanji's satisfied... and then usopp's teary-eyed face is begging him to please sanji, please just let him come he promises he won't do it again so please-

and sanji, well, he's a very weak man

[citrine-elephant]

au where ada and carla become girlfriends and kill simmons together <3

"you know what, FAKE ada? why dont we put our differences behind us? let's kill simmons... together?"

"omg first date??"

"yes and I'M ada. im the REAL ada." and then they kiss

[tommygotwrittenoff]

i need eddie to get another guy friend in season 8, and buck loses his shit about it (again), so he breaks up with t because he's convinced that the weird feeling he gets when he sees them together is because he is Really attracted to the new guy.