#they will leave you alone
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brainrot-dot-org · 2 months ago
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ok so you know how maddy tells the family in the car to be a statue so the bees don’t sting them…that’s excatly what i was taught too, and i kinda think if i saw the swarm i would just stay aggressively still (i’ve had a bee literally crawl on my eyelid before will i was standing so incredibly still) instead of running away because you are more likely to be stung and i’m kinda terrified of being stung…..
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fly-chicken · 16 days ago
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A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU
***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***
Blacked out part is my name.
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I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too
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I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.
And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.
A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am
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batcels · 6 days ago
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i stand with my canceled wife
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elainiisms · 1 year ago
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female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls
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daftmooncretin · 6 months ago
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armand and louis are like that couple that have a baby to save their marriage but instead of having a baby they emotionally torture an old man that they both kind of want to fuck
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vriendenboekjes · 11 months ago
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cut it out with till death do us part. i will find you in this life and reality and the next one and the next one and the next one
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dustykneed · 17 days ago
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survival is an act of rebellion. jim loves you SO MUCH. i hope this finds all of us who need it today. please stay alive so we can make it out together. sending so much love and strength
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morganbritton132 · 2 months ago
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One of the perks of living in Gotham is that occasionally you’ll walk past a Wayne having the most batshit insane conversation anybody has ever had.
Walk past Dick Grayson on the street and hear him say into his phone, “I don’t think he’s anti-vax, but Superman is definitely not vaccinated.”
Stand outside of the downtown WE building and see Tim Drake walk out with his tall friend only to pause and say, “Hold on, I just got the mental image of Lex Luthor pregnant. Thanks for that.”
A lucky few who ride the same subway line as the newest Wayne edition, overheard Duke tell Stephanie that living in Wayne Manor is, “Alright, but when I moved in Jason and Damian gave me a knife and said I had to kill Tim. Said it was tradition.”
“It kinda is. Did you do it?”
“No!” Duke says, to the relief of the overhearers. “Get this…he stabbed himself.”
“…yeah, I should’ve guessed that.”
The downside to living in Gotham is literally everything else.
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lilislegacy · 1 month ago
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percy, playfully: on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love me?
annabeth: right now? maybe a 6
percy: what, why?
annabeth, scoffing and rolling her eyes:
percy: what? i’m confu— oh my gods. this again? for the last time, it is not my fault that the store didn’t have my shampoo that you love! you are just going to have to deal with my hair smelling like sea and surf instead of nautical fresh for a little while!
annabeth: you could get it online!
percy: THEY’RE OUT OF STOCK!
grover: i miss when you two fought about normal things. like possibly fatal quests
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teddybeartoji · 2 months ago
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satoru laughing shakily when you're giving him a handjob.. when you're edging him. every time he squeezes his eyes shut, his orgasm so close that he can taste it, you take your hand off of him. ghosting your fingers over the underside of his cock, you giggle at the way it jumps and the next thing you know, he's cumming all over his tummy. you stare at him with big eyes, lips pulled into a teasing grin.
leaning down, you lick some of the liquid off of his happy trail, winking at him when he twitches under you.
"did my smile make you cum, baby?" you purr at him. "is that all it took... "
the sheepish grin that makes its way onto his flushed, fucked out face fills your stomach with butterflies. he raises a hand to your cheek, stroking your soft skin with his thumb as he eyes you with the most lovesick expression in the world.
"yeah... "
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ladydisharmony · 4 months ago
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twitter art trend my beloved
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lunarw0rks · 7 months ago
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john “big stretch” price
simon “make it fit” riley
soap “just the tip” mactavish
kyle “give me one more” garrick
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lotus-pear · 5 months ago
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horrendously late entry for @luneariann’s dtiys!! congrats on one million ely i’m so proud of you <3
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boonjur · 1 month ago
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X-Men High School AU? X-Men High School AU.
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caguaydreams · 8 months ago
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boops might be gone but the experience will stay with me forever
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idnwtdta · 7 months ago
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I literally feel dead in a living body
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