#they were probably like

[piptoost]

I'd like to imagine that Supernatural and the Hatchetverse all coincide and like. At some point in some universe Sam and Dean have gone to Hatchetfield for something and just noped the fuck out because of how actually super bizarre it is.

[baronessblixen]

I saw a post the other day that showed Scully had Mulder’s fish tank in her apartment during season 9. But I like to imagine that after our heroes went on the lam and by the time their loved ones had to have known, Skinner called Maggie and asked her to keep the fish at her house because yes, it would be logical since he has a small place, but also because he knew Mulder needed a mother to watch over something of his that he loved. Maggie would agree without hesitation. Her daughter had already done it. So she would keep the lantern lit because she’d known since meeting him that she had three sons. And that he would be important in the long run. What do you think?

Oh, Maggie Scully definitely took the fish. I think the reasons were sentimental and practical. The fish are living things and of course she doesn't leave them behind. But also, she remembers how much William loved watching them, how much they meant to Mulder, and how her daughter sometimes fed them with a certain sadness hanging over them, missing Mulder.

[god-damnit-vinne]

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME EVERYONE WAS WATCHING KOKICHI BE LIKE ALL UP IN SHUICHI'S FACE IN THAT ONE PART OF CH2

THEY WERE PROBABLY LOOKING AT HIM LIKE "oh. oh. oh yeah no now i get it"

[yumeyumeappleo]

I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO LOG BACK INTO MY HONKAI IMPACT ACCOUNT LESSGOOOO

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

[noodles-and-tea]

Some league-playing friends were sad Viktor’s son didn’t make the cut for the show

[sabertoothwalrus]

does science experiments on you (homoerotically)

[doubledudeski]

pics that make you go "oh I KNOW he eated a trash"

[hinamie]

oversaturate

[eightspringdays]

Never forget the fact that, because he was roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister, his twitter account got banned for a while and had to scream publicity he was, in fact, Tatsuki Fujimoto roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister.

And no one believed him at first.

[kamabokobun]

[old art] SM PMD au refs part 3- Kukui, Guzma, & Lusamine

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[autumn-may]

Mostly spoiler free summary of my viewing experience

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa's first impression on Mike in the FNAF movie

[kaahmbem]

legend has it that the young witch circe and the once beautiful nymph scylla shared a complicated past...