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jasper fell first, henry fell harder!!!!
#hensper#henry hart#jasper dunlop#henry danger#i’m right#i love them so much!!!!#hensper come home to me#henry was in love#they were dating in the movie#and they were roommates#sorry i had to#but if riele doesn’t come back hensper has to be canon#if they make some random love interest for henry…#i’ll boycott#!!!!!!
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thinking about how Annabeth calls Percy "obtuse" & "unable to see how people feel" in the demigod diaries and now you just know that she was fighting for her life flirting with him for years and Percy was just like "that's my best friend :) she is so nice to me"
#like annabeth was out there sending him pictues of her in an email#she has to ask him to ask her to dance#she kisses him on the cheek and then on my st helens first#you just know SHE was the one to suggest the movie date in botl#girls got game but percy didn't know they were playing lmfao#pjo#percabeth#oh annabeth chase how you suffer
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anyway deadpool & wolverine slapped and at the end of the film vanessa & wade get back together but they also get logan as their own boytoy/househusband. logan is not aware of this.
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool movie#vanessa deadpool#logan howlett#in my mind i have a fanfiction#that starts with vanessa and wade talking about wade moving in with vanessa and logan is also there and he is very confused as to why#they seem to be waiting for his decision#but bc he cares about wade and vanessa and wants them to be happy#hes like yeah sure whatever#and moves in with them as well#and then takes the spare bedroom#much to wade & vanessa's confusion#and it all comes to a head when vanessa sits him down to ask why hes not participating in the relationship since they moved in#bc they're fine with him not liking physical affection and sex or whatever and she understands that his fighting with wade is his form of#affection and logan bluescreens in a 'we could have been having sex this entire time'#and 'were dating??????' way#will i write it?#who knows#not me#deadpool spoilers
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BALLISTER AND AMBROSIUS BEING SAD OVER THINGS THE OTHER HAS SAID/DONE.
these two make my heart hurt
reasons why they're sad under the cut
1st- nimona called ambrosius bal's nemesis
2nd- "did you see the way he looked at me...?"
3rd- ambrosius held up a sword to bal ( WHAT. )
4th- prob thinking about bal
5th- seeing ambrosius on the murder wall
6th- "aren't i more important than that? ( nimona )"
7th- literally just seeing bal's face
#goldenheart#nimona#nimona movie#ambrosius goldenloin#ballister boldheart#ballister's puppy dog eyes#goodness#they make me sick#were they dating at the start of the movie or
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not a specific request rlly but can you draw macho and don together (not as a ship lol)
idk why but they’re like my favorite duo rn for no reason
if only hispanics were real 💔💔💔
Omg pretend I didn't take a million uears to draw this ❤️
They for sure watch trashy movies and shows and shit on them. Honestly they need to trash talk anything and everything they need it to live.
#punch out#punch out wii#punch out!!#don flamenco#super macho man#carmen#she gets to he here too#a mexican a spaniard and a Columbian all walk into a bar#theres a joke to be had#everyone's in their pjs cuz theyre chill like that#goes on tangent on how carmen and smm were childhood bestfriends and everyone thinks they were either dating#or hes currently putting the moves on her cuz hes kinda handsy#but nah theyre friends he'd rather choke then put his lips upon hers#thats gross hes gonna get cooties#n e ways don and smm friendship... i approve#oh yeah dont look into eduardo casanovas movies theyre so gross#not even funny gross you just think to yourself precious time was wasted on that
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If Big Hiro 6 were a graphic novel! I think the movie plot would be so cool as an rpg/graphic novel! Sorry I only drew Callaghan. He’s my favourite 😭
Sorry the quality of the background in the second one is so terrible. I couldn’t find a good picture of that scene 💀
Edit: Omfg it’s called a visual novel I couldn’t for the life of me think of the word that’s why I put graphic novel Djdsjd Kekekeke I
#big hero 6#bh6#big hero 6 visual novel#robert callaghan#professor callaghan#big hero 6 yokai#bh6 yokai#hiro hamada#< only mentioned#I love Callaghan so much 😭#I had to guess what the dates were bc I have no idea when the movie takes place. I assume it was at the beginning of the school year
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She says it, and Luca freezes.
“What did you say?”
Giulia twists her lips down into a frown, one she wears often when she’s puzzled.
“I know, I said.”
Two weeks away from their ride back to Portorosso, and Luca was beginning to panic — just a little. He’d dragged Giulia off into her Mamà’s garden, lush and green and spotted with roses (he recognized them best of all), and swore her into secrecy.
Luca was at a loss for words. “What do you mean, ‘you know’?”
Giulia scoffed. “Luca, you’re not as secretive as you’d like to think you are,” she blows a strand of curly, red hair out of her face and shrugs. “Papà and I knew you were hiding something from the moment you sat down for dinner.”
Luca scrunches his nose. “What? No,” he shakes his head. “I’m not talking about us being sea monsters.”
“Neither am I,” Giulia replied, lightning fast. “Papà and I assumed that you and Alberto were just hiding the fact that you were an item.”
At the blatant look of desperate confusion on the poor boy’s face, Giulia rephrased.
“A thing?” Nothing; no reaction, and no understanding. “Like, a couple?”
“A couple of what?”
“Dating, Luca! We thought you were dating.”
After a long moment, Luca squinted. “Dating who?”
“Santa pecorino- Luca,” she pressed her hands together before her lips and exhaled. “We both assumed that your little segreto was that you and Alberto were dating each other.”
Luca’s face went pink, and she knew it wasn’t sunburn. He couldn’t sunburn. Especially not that quickly. “What?”
Giulia nodded. “Which, apparently, you weren’t. I know that now.”
“You’ve known for a while, right?”
A pause. “I know that now.”
He couldn’t believe it. “You thought that- that we—” his cheeks burned. “This whole time?”
“What else was I supposed to think? You two weren’t exactly subtle.”
“Apparently we weren’t obvious either!” He pressed a hand to his face, hoping that cold blood would cool him down. He’d learned that in biology, but it seemed that his blood was versatile between The Change.
“Well? What does it matter?” Giulia shrugged again, earnestly. “You like him now.”
“I’ve liked him the whole time, Giulia!” He facepalmed, this time. “I just didn’t know!”
“Well, then, I could have saved you a whole lot of time, couldn’t I?”
The silence that fell over them both �� Luca stewing in the sheer astonishment and laugh-less hilarity of it all, and Giulia waiting for him to buck up and speak again — was like cool waves over the undertow.
Finally, Luca drew in a deep breath, and spoke around the hands slapped to his face.
“What am I gonna do?”
Giulia, despite how Luca felt, let a small smile rise on her face. Looping an arm around his shoulders, she pulled him closer.
“You’ll figure it out. You both will.”
Two weeks later, when Luca got off that train, he did. Alberto did, too. The pieces fell into place, and suddenly, there was nothing left to hide.
#it had just occurred to me that everyone probably just assumed they were dating#and a ficlet was born#luberto#luca#underdogs luca#luca paguro#giulia marcovaldo#alberto scorfano#alberto x luca#disney luca#luca fic#luca fanfiction#luca ficlet#luca x alberto#luca movie#pixar luca#luberto canon#fuck everyone who denied it#we win we winnnnnn
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i need to have words with whoever dressed buck for his date bc what is even going on here??? white sneakers are super casual, paired with more formal shiny black dress pants (look at those pleats!), with a semi-casual button-up polo??? to say nothing of the disconnect colour-wise (the only worse outfits of his this season are the finale fits, but that’s another post).
he looks as disappointed in himself as i am in the wardrobe department.
i need to headcanon that he had trouble deciding on what to wear, going back and forth for an hour before finally landing on an ensemble he thought was good [spoiler alert: it was not, in fact good]. for someone who had dressed pretty well this season, this outfit was shock-horror.
#evan buckley#wardrobe#911 7x04#.txt#bucktommy#evantommy#i had such high hopes when we were teased with the promo pics of their date bc i love that shirt!#but c'mon be for real: it needs to be paired with some dark wash or even black jeans and a casual boot#or at least not those bright white sneakers (i know they're kinda one of his staples but they're#not datenight material - at least not for a mid-range nice italian restaurant. i really do have to#hold onto the headcanon that he: 1) was so nervous/excited he landed on a terrible outfit thinking#it was good - or maybe he thought it was bad but it was too late to change. and 2) maybe he#thought they were just going for a beer ie. more casual clothing like the sneakers and polo#but then tommy threw a spanner adding that it was a nice dinnerdate and a movie so buck freaked#out and changed his jeans for those mismatched dress pants. those are the only in-canon explanations
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Fluent Freshman - Part 07
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The thing about Nicky knowing that FF knows Russian and therefore understands every single excruciatingly sweet, ear-reddingly spicy, or shockingly mundane thing that Andrew and Neil say to one another is that he is objectively the 3rd worst person to know this secret.
First place is, of course, Andrew Minyard the man who has now asked him about his family 3 times in the last week and a half. FF doesn’t really care if Andrew goes after the majority of his ‘family’ since it’s just his step brothers and step dad but Andrew might go after his Grandma too so he just says “We don’t talk” every time it comes up and deletes his entire chat history with his grandma that way Andrew won’t know how close they are. If that means that Andrew thinks that no one would look for him if he happened to disappear into a shallow grave FF doesn’t know. He’s already doomed so the least he can do is save his gran.
Second place is, of course, Captain Neil. Captain has mentioned quite a few times that a lot of people stay with friends or people they’re close with over Thanksgiving break. It’s meaner than Captain Neil usually would be off of the Court reminding FF that he has friends but none close enough who would want to spend a holiday with him. He plans to go see his Gran for Thanksgiving and she plans to feed him a truly ridiculous amount of food. It’s the same plan he’s had pretty much every year since he was 13.
Third place is Nicky Hemmick. Nicky is a very nice guy who got him a paperboy to hyperventilate into a couple times and would absolutely never intentionally OUT somebody and compromise their safety! Nicky’s talked with FF about some of his background so FF has full confidence that it’s never going to be something that Nicky intentionally outs to anyone. But there are two main reasons why Nicky is the third worst person to find out about this secret.
The first reason is that Nicky Hemmick just unabashedly loves gossip. FF has heard that with the graduation of the girls the previous year had gone Allison Reynolds who had multiple running bets on multiple teammates and a whole cache of gossip. Now Nicky has access to the ultimate accidental gossip magnet in the man who no one notices, who knows any language the Foxes speak and is too awkward to get up and leave when they start talking.
Nicky will never tell another soul his secret but he also HAS to know what Neil and Andrew are saying to one another and when Nicky lies to cover for him the charge is one free conversation translation.
He’s absolutely hooked on getting translations the since the first time he had asked what Andrew and Neil are hissing at one another one morning practice.
FF translated it awkwardly feeling like a creep and like he’s invading their privacy but Nicky had helped him eat the four slavic letter flashcards he had made up to help a friend study the language when Captain Neil and Andrew had come back early from a weekend alone in Columbia.
Nicky had even assured him afterwards that the ink was probably non-toxic and given him floss so he could get the flashcard wedged between his molars out.
So….
“Andrew’s mad that Captain Neil skipped breakfast because they’re working to make him eat something for every meal. Captain Neil’s mad because Andrew’s the one that kept him in bed so long that he didn’t have time to make anything.”
Nicky squeals in delight
The second reason, which is just compounded by the first, is the fact that Nicky had promised not to tell another Soul. However Nicky Hemmick, the romantic that he is, believes that he and his Fiancé Erik share one soul since they are soulmates. Therefore Nicky Hemmic had barely even registered FF’s tears of gratitude before he was calling Erik to tell him about FF.
The sheer number of close calls that have happened because Nicky HAS to tell Erik about something Andrew and Neil said to one another or something someone else is saying is the reason FF started getting ulcers.
Watching Nicky talk to Erik about him knowing Russian is like watching a member of the three stooges walk through a construction site blindfolded. FF nearly kills himself stopping Nicky from outing him numerous times and at the end Nicky’s smiling, unscathed and unaware of the sheer number of close calls he had sauntered through.
FF can’t wait to go home and bury his face in his grandma’s lap, stress eat two apple pies, and tell her about how he thinks he might just become an electrician or a plumber or an underwater welder because one of his language professors wants him to come and speak to a lower level class (a gen-ed with over a hundred people in it) about the usefulness of LATIN for all their majors since they can parse the meaning via root word and he had panicked and said ’Sure’.
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The thing about being the only person on the team that knows that FF speaks Russian and is riddled with social anxiety is that it’s absolutely hilarious most of the time.
Every once in a while he has to step in to help the guy.
So sometimes he’ll eat flashcards. Sometimes he’ll distract his cousin with a salacious comment so FF can escape a dangerous conversation with his drunk friend. Sometimes he pushes FF to go talk to Abby about his tummy troubles. Sometimes he’ll hand over one of the brown paper bags he keeps in his backpack nowadays so FF can wheeze into it and sometimes he’ll assure his cousin that FF’s passing out after he offered to teach him how to use a knife was probably because of his stomach ulcers not because FF is terrified of Andrew stabbing him.
Nicky is the only member of the Foxes that FF regularly seeks out on his own to hang out with and Nicky just loves how hard Andrew and Neil are trying not to be jealous about it.
“I want to ask Smith if he wants to come spend Thanksgiving Break with us.” Andrew says out of the blue a week before the aforementioned break when it’s just Aaron, Neil, Nicky and himself in Nicky’s dorm room.
Nicky thinks about FF talking about going back to his hometown in Washington State and how he waxed poetic about spending Thanksgiving Break with his Grandma and how he was going to eat his weight in pie and Macaroni and Cheese.
“He’s planning on going and seeing his grandma. He won’t shut up about it.” Nicky says still glad that FF has a family member like his grandma.
Everyone else in the room look at him.
“He won’t shut up about it?” Aaron asks with an eyebrow raised. Aaron likes FF just fine and appreciates how FF has helped Katelyn start to grasp the fundamentals of the German language so quickly so she can understand what’s being said. “So what he said it twice?” He continues.
Nicky remembers FF’s ability for catastrophizing every conversation with the Foxes into one where it comes out that he speaks Russian and Andrew stabs him. As far as the other Foxes are concerned he’s a man of few words.
“He’s been talking about it all month. If I hear about his grandma’s apple pie recipe one more time I might demand he sneak a slice back for me through TSA.” Nicky loves stoking the flames, especially when the fire is harmless. He watches Aaron shrug and the skin around both Neil and Andrew’s mouths tightens. “You can ask him, the worst he can say is No.” Nicky shrugs.
Nicky is there when Andrew does ask him and he can see the prolonged internal scream of terror on the utterly blank face (or maybe he just imagines it.) and in a way Nicky is a little sad when FF shakes his head and says “No, I have plans with my Grandma.” In an utterly blank voice that means he has functionally blue-screened before turning and walking towards the nearest door so he can reboot in solitude.
“The offer stands if you change your mind.” Neil says and Nicky is impressed with the seemingly very casual thumbs up FF gives as he power walks away.
A little less than a week later Nicky finds Andrew next to FF and FF looking down at a cancelled flight notification after coming in from a truly monumental storm.
Andrew offers Thanksgiving in Columbia again.
Nicky tries to stop it from happening he can see that FF is a little lost in his disappointment over not being able to see his grandma and not thinking clearly but before he can snap him out of it.
“Sure.”
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#Fluent Freshman AU#Andrew internally: I was able to help out someone. Bee's gonna be proud.#FF: HE WAITED UNTIL I WAS AT MY WEAKEST TO ENSNARE ME. I'M GOING TO WAKE UP IN A REVERSE BEAR TRAP.#FF spends the next 12 hours watching Saw movies to prepare himself mentally on escaping from any and all torture devices#Nicky: Can't you just reschedule your flight?#FF: No it was the only day she could borrow a car to pick me up from the airport#FF: Any other day my step fam would find out that I was back in the state :(#Nicky not fully up to date on the Step situation: And that's bad?#FF: And that's bad.#FF: Please cremate me so that my granny doesn't have to see my mangled remains#FF: Give her my ashes and let her know my last thoughts were of her.#Nicky: I really gotta find you a girlfriend.#Fluent Freshman#Nicky Hemmick#Andrew Minyard#Neil Josten#AFTG#AFTG AU#AFTG Shitpost#AFTG OC#AFTG Fic#My Fics#FF - Pt. 07
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i cant do it anymore
#i just watched both movies#ok so first where tf is roxanne#second were brad n tank dating or is there a heterosexual explanation for them calling eachother sweetheart n baby#third yeah i can def see the max n brad yaoi hype#shouldve kept bro as the towel boy#4 stars taking 1 star away cuz the ending didnt have brad n max kissing on the lips i think that wouldve actually expanded the story more#pbj
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Are you real? I feel like you're actually just an 80's movie character pretending to be one of us
I’m real dw 😭
#ah but if I were really an 80s movie character I’d be dating a Mia Sara Elisabeth Shue or maybe Demi Moore character#(or heather langenkamp if im lucky lol)#if we’re gettin deep here I prob seem like an 80s character cos 80s films were like my only friend in my formative years (thanks covid)#so they’re the framework for my behavior n shit lol#but just generally my whole life operates a weird amount on 80s comedy/sitcom logic#like half the stories I write are just altered versions of things that’ve happened irl#rambling#personal stuff#ask#wish I had an 80s movie love life I’d be so much less bored sighhh
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Fit to go see the dogman movie with my partner :3 he's dressing as dogman and I'm Petey.
I crocheted the cat ear hat today bc I forgot to do it earlier this week

#dog man#petey the cat#dog man movie#dating#going on tuesday cuz its the cheapest and were both poor
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Nico Di Angelo was born around 1932. the beginning of WW2 was 1939, this is probably about when he came to the USA. Do you know what else happened in 1939? Detective Comics #27, now you're probably wondering 'batcaves why does this random comic matter?' It's matters because that comic is the introduction of Detective Comics newest story, following the adventures of 'The Bat-Man'. It is fully possible for 7 year old Nico DiAngelo to have read the first few issues of Batman comics, do with this what you will.
#also the comics he could have read were BEFORE Robin. Robin doesn't come in for another 11 issues in 1940 so Nico wouldn't know Robin was#batmans sidekick. plus thise first few comics are different then alot of mondern batman so imagine him going to a batman movie and being#like 'wtf is this?' who is Alfred? (because he didnt exist either) why isnt Batman car red? (it was red in th first comics)#comics#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#detective comics#nico di angelo#percy jackon and the olympians#heroes of olympus#will solace#trials of apollo#pjo#pjo fandom#idk if my dates are correct so correct me if im wrong#my fixations have crossed over#and he could read comics cus he said 'with great power comes... great need to take a nap' which is an altered spiderman quote#will is a starwars nerd. nico is a greek mythology and comic nerd send tweet#percy jackson headcanon#head canon#rick riordan#if you want me to tell you whats in those first comics i will#i can also tell you what else was in those first comics because it wasnt just batman it was abunch of other detective stories#first issue came out in May 1939. WW2 started in September 1939 so 5 issues then once a month till Hades takes them to lotus casino#when ever that is. if you wanna know exactly the dates.#also nico and bianca could have watched the Wizard of Oz with Judy Garland in theaters it came out on August 25 1939
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I'm still not done with this theory. I thought about it again in context of the transcripts of the Small Print in the Marriage Agreement bc something about it niggled at me, and I connected some dots. This is gonna be long and partly a rehash of some of my previous posts, sorry.
TL;DR: Betelgeuse might be, or might have been in the past, trying to gain immortality through marrying and then murdering Lydia the same way Delores tried to do to him, except in BJBJ, he was trying to contractually obligate Lydia into the steps of the ritual through the small print of the marriage agreement. One of which, apparently, includes Falling In Love. He's only trying half-heartedly, though. Cause he likes her.
There was literally no reason for Delores to have been in the second Beetlejuice movie except to give Betelgeuse an excuse to narrate his backstory and exposit to the audience about the immortality ritual that Delores tried to pull on him.
Betelgeuse is clearly both intimately familiar with the ritual bc he was a victim of it, as well has theoretical knowledge of it, or else he couldn't have narrated the flashback like that. He, while alive, wouldn't have known about the cult or the requirements and purpose of the ritual, or even that there was one. He had to have looked that up later.
The ritual definitely requires marrying and then murdering your spouse and stealing/binding their soul, and likely also requires the love of the victim (at the time of the wedding? Wedding night? Murder? Cause while Betel doesn't seem to like Delores anymore, he did look smitten in the flashback and called himself "bewitched". Love is at least useful to get them to marry you) - and possibly also for the victim, because Delores was still acting like she had some possessive, fucked-up love for Betelgeuse. That part is actually very weird. Why the hell would she STILL act like she's into him when she murdered him, or at least tried to? I know fanon has it that he's a fantastic lay, but it's been 600 years. While I'm at it, I doubt the consummation was just for fun or done as a last kindness for the condemned, so there's another likely necessary step of the ritual.
And while that backstory and bit of lore was imo very interesting and sad, it didn't actually add anything, did it? We didn't need those particulars, fun as they were to watch, they weren't relevant to this movie. "Betelgeuse's ex wife is pissed and hunting him" would have given us the same movie minus the lore. Or just write her out. We didn't need her stalking the halls, or killing Bob - which was just added to give her more to do - or even showing up at the church, either. She was completely unnecessary after that flashback. Or even at all, if nothing further is ever going to be made of that ritual or cult (and would we want another soul sucker in BJBJBJ?). Ok, she was scary in a hot way, but that's it. Even without her, Astrid could have opened the door to the Sandworm in order to get rid of Betelgeuse in the church, who'd then have rerouted it to only Rory, followed by "We had a deal" etc just fine. The number 1 complaint people have about this movie is that Delores was just there for no reason. Betelgeuse/Delores does follow the theme of Love Betrayed same as Astrid/Jeremy and Lydia/Rory, and that's neat, but that wouldn't have required a background story involving a cult and a ritual that can get one out of the dead thing, for good gain you Immortality, through marriage and murder.
Then there's this:
Delores: Your soul belongs to me, my love, for eternity.
Betelgeuse: You don't want to spend eternity with me.
That sounded like they'd be bound together forever, not like she was going to eat his soul. At least, it sounds like that's Betelgeuse's understanding of what Delores is after. He'd still have been by her side. He just didn't wanna be after she killed him. Ok, so that bit is also there for a reason. Everything else, between flashback and church scene, is filler. Poor Bob.
Now we come to this transcript of the small print of the Marriage Agreement (only the highlighting is mine, transcript by jadeluz-official (who deactivated, and I don't know their current username or I'd link directly), which tbh, I'm not sure if we can count the text as canon bc it's basically imperceptible to the majority of the audience, but if the transcript is accurate then the contract is plain fascinating:

Do you see what I'm getting at? Cause the Immortality Ritual Theory occured to me weeks before I ever saw that transscript, I first mentioned it on my blog here and send herefortheships an ask related to the idea before that... but the part where Love might be an requirement for the ritual just hadn't occured to me then. Then I reread that small print which would compel Lydia to love Betel, my mind flashed back to Betelgeuse saying Delores had bewitched him, and I was like, uhhhh.
In context of my theory, Betelgeuse trying very hard to to woo Lydia (firm, very visible canon) and also having a contract ready that would obligate* her to love him for eternity and to fulfill all his needs (which is technically in the movie, but barely legible), is very sus. We've got love, marriage, sex (needs), and two people bound together for eternity all covered. The only stuff that's missing is the blood-drinking and the animal sacrifice. Which, 1) might have just been for the satanic aestetics, and 2) would still have been very easy to get Lydia to do if that contract had made her fall in love with Betel.
*again, the canonicity of that small print is questionable, but it does recontextualise Betel's wooing A Lot. Or like, make his motivations for it more ambiguous. Why write the Agreement like that? Why write it at all? (Was that in the script? I very badly want to read the script but I can't find it)
None of the above imo invalidates the headcanons/observations I and other people have made about how Betelgeuse did not try all that hard to either enforce that marriage agreement - which HE never even signed.
(he didn't even have Lydia sign it below when it says it will become effective once it's signed below, and yes I am being pedantic about a prop that people likely weren't meant to read anyway, but someone did bother to write it and it is meant to be a contract written by a demon/evil spirit who makes a lot of deals, so the signature being in the wrong place is really funny to me)
An agreement which should not have been voided by the Code 699 violation anyway bc it's an engagement, not a marriage. Nor did he physically/magically force Lydia into marriage in the church despite having ample time, plus there's his suspicious failure to fight back against banishment and instead inflating like a balloon and becoming helpless at the first "Betelgeuse".
Those can't all be out-of-story oversights. Maybe the handbook was meant to say "voids marriage contracts", but even so, the contract makes the code-violation it's own loophole. There's so much wriggle room to get out of the marriage. It's like the scriptwriters made a list of ways Lydia could escape the marriage this time, and then used all of them.
I don't think Betelgeuse really wants to screw over Lydia the same way Delores did him. At least, not anymore. But the pieces are set up in a way to suggest that the thought has occured to him, and that he might keep the ritual in his proverbial backpocket in case "have her fall in love with me and agree to stay with me forever voluntarily" fails.
Or maybe, he believes that the immortality ritual is still his actual plan A - cause this theory does imo fit quite nicely (as a retcon) even into the first movie where he said he wanted out of the creepy dead thing for good, cause he's arrogant enough to believe he could get Lydia to "help" him with that if only she let him out for a bit so he could make her like him (tbf, Toonverse proves him kinda right; he can be lots of fun) - and is now deeply, genuinely confused why he keeps self-sabotaging and giving Lydia outs, cause he himself is not aware just how deeply he's fallen for her after 30 years of watching her and trying and failing to get her attention. Too deeply in love to just give her a love potion (Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian had them, and hey, if Truth Serums exist...), take her to a church, take her to bed under the influence, and then kill her. And too much in love to make her love him through a contractual obligation that she'd be bound to after the wedding.
Betelgeuse pointed Astrid to that loophole in the Handbook by drawing her attention to the book in the church and implying she'd find info about his and Lydia's deal in it. Mention of the deal is not in there, only the loophole to it is. And he knew she saw that page already because he clearly followed her to Jeremy ("She decided to trade lives with the boy"). This self-sabotage could have (further?) backfired on him because the other page she'd flipped to at Jeremy's was the one about Sandworms.
He's a deeply, deeply conflicted man.
#bjbj#beetlejuice#beetlejuice beetlejuice#beetlejuice 2024#beetlebabes#immortality ritual theory#or else he is just very very dumb this time around. but there's just too much dumb#I feel like a conspiracy theorist but this one is not a case of me seeing connections between necessary plot points where there aren't any#when stuff just happened that way because it needed to to drive the plots forward.#BJBJ would've worked just fine with just the family drama and Astrid's first date being evil#Neither Delores nor that info about the ritual were necessary to the bigger plots and neither was the fine print#at least wrt to THIS movie#we got some fascinating Betelgeuse lore mounted on the wall#and uh. written in tiny print on the wallpaper I guess#I'd like to see it come into play in Act 3#our titular... guy knows a permanent way to get out of being dead and keep his girl bound to him forever#would be weird not to do something more with it
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im hust going to post this because capcut is getting banned and its not getting any better
#okay but I dont think you huys geg the thought behind this okay so#“you'd say you love me and oook in my eyes but It know through mine you were looking in yours”#Its basically that miles felt betrayed by her by the end of the movie because she was lying#and so when they were on their little date at the beginning#looking back at it#he doesnt know if any of that was really sincere#“you were looking in yours”#she was looking at her eyes through miles#she wasnt there for him#she was there for her own mission#and he just happend to be there#alsart#ghostflower#spiderverse#atsv#gwen stacy#miles morales
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heated argument that escalated
#this is how rhey started dating LOL#toxic yaoi (Neutral)#uh i dont think this counts as suggestive theyre not doing. that theyre on the verge of making out#and they were roommates trope but real#wmm#movie maker#vlc#object head#doodle#i should die
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