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mochinomnoms · 8 months ago
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Man, why do people say that morays eels are the gangsters of the sea when the dolphins are 10 times more scary than morays eels 😖😖😖
It's cause they look visibly freaky, and technically they are dangerous creatures. Dolphins get a pass cause they look cute, but they are the demons of the sea and shouldn't get a pass
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phibsies · 2 months ago
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these two again bc i still find them a little funny
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bunnieswithknives · 4 months ago
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Thinking about his brain
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yuwuta · 6 months ago
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olympics coming up…… athlete aus on the mind….. satoru as a swimmer….. unreasonably large wingspan…. huge hands..... thinks “official” competitions and tournaments are boring because he can’t use the goofy purple googly eyes goggles he likes to practice in…… practices at ungodly hours solely because he likes when the pool is empty because that means you’ll dip your feet in at the edge and be there to greet him with a kiss when he’s finished his laps….. they bring up the stats board and it’s just his name ten times before the next fastest person and he could still lap them, and even tho he’ll always put so much pressure on himself to be the best, it’s worth it to have you hold his face and tell him you’re proud of him... he’s gotten so much merch from events and sponsorships and he used to think they just created clutter but that all changes when you start to wear his clothes (esp the ones with his name on it… he’s not proud to admit that does Something to him)…. always looks up to the stands when he finishes a race and if he knows you’re not there, he looks right at the camera, draws an infinity sign with his fingers, and blows a kiss (which, some commentators routinely call “unsportsmanlike conduct” but he doesn’t care, and always, publicly says he’ll pay the fees if it means blowing a kiss to his girl at home)
#satoru w/ wet hair coming out of the pool......... GOD .#he could be a professional swimmer and he still gets in the bathtub and is like babe look I'm a mermaid like yeah dude.. u might be#he's so k/atie l/edecky coded... they bring up the world stats and his name name 24 times before the next fastest time#like wdym you're faster than yourself 23 times before somebody else is next in line.........#he also gets brand sponsorships and is on set for photoshoots/campaigns and he's always like wait can I have one these for my gf#and the crew thinks its so sweet they give him 10 extra#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk fluff#jjk smut#gojo x reader#satoru gojo x reader#satoru smut#gojo satoru x reader#satoru x reader#hm.... nanami? idk where tho... maybe judo I think that's an olympic sport#salaryman to gold medalist lore goes crazy omg#he started bc he was stressed at work at some random gym and the coach there was like hold on... and now he's a gold medalist#yuuta does something kinda nerdy looking like the javelin but he's weirdly good at it LOLLLL#OR TENNIS!#megumi I HAVE to push my archery agenda#but like. toji/gojo definitely caught him throwing rocks or something as a kid and being emo#and they were like wait you've got good aim ... kinda scary#and now he's at the olympics... wild#whatever the case is yuuji didn't Actually want to play a sport#yuuji in track and field... honestly maybe even gymnastics... NO! I GOT IT! VOLLEYBALL!.... maybe...#but it turned out to be a way to make steady money to support his grandpa#and then it just.. spiraled into him getting scouted and then training and now he's a world champion :((((#💌#olympics au
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prettyupsetnerd · 9 months ago
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rebouks · 3 months ago
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Previous // Next
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Levi: It’s okay-.. you’re okay. Robin: God-.. do you have a bobby pin, Penny? Penny: [sniffs] Yeah…
Jacob: Uh, guys. Tess: Oh my go-… Jacob: SHH!
Robin: What is it?! Aster: [whisper yells] You might wanna hurry up. Robin: I’m trying!
[Robin’s palms began to sweat as Tess screamed and several heavy footsteps thudded down the hallway, though his frantic efforts to force the doors locking mechanism eventually paid off]
[static crackling]
Penny: Robin, what the fuck. Levi: What is it? Robin: [hisses] How should I know?!
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kikker-oma · 2 years ago
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hey, really love your art! congrats on 350 followers! :)
for the sketch request, I would absolutely love to see Wolfie / a growly Twilight being protective over an injured Wild or something similar - I live for the whump and their awesome dynamic. fingers crossed this prompt takes your fancy 🤞
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We do stan a protective Wolfie😤
Man this was a challenge tho! I NEVER draw animals. I almost gave up and gave you this lol
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But, regardless of how funky this looks, I hope you like it! Thank your for requesting it🥰
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causalityparadoxes · 6 months ago
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I will come to storm down his gates of gold | Doctor who, Empire of Death
I cannot get over how Mrs. Flood, faced with the certainty of her imminent death, immediately threatens to usurp God so she can rule over the afterlife.
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jubileedeeznuts-posting · 16 days ago
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“agoraphobia. it’s like you’re drowning.”
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theeluisifer · 1 year ago
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"Loads of people think Frankenstein is the name of the monster. But it's not. It's the name of the book." - Philomena Cunk, Wisest of All Thinkers
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crumb · 7 months ago
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KYLE GALLNER as SHANE MILLS LAW & ORDER: SVU | 09x03
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sillyturtleenjoyer · 19 days ago
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nems from anemoia!tale by @bloobluee!! such a silly lad, bro radiates pure chill. not sure i quite got that here but he does look very dapper (and mildly scraped)
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koszmarnybudyn · 10 months ago
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Wow finished the Valentine cards (are they late yes, but valentines is a made up holiday anyway and i get to do whatever i want)
Remember that you are loved, because love isn't only romantic, and you enough just as you are :)
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c-kiddo · 3 months ago
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was worried parts of cr2 would not hold up on rewatch (especially seeing people hate the aeor arc so much) but ngl so far its either been good and fun as hell (travellercon, pirate arc) or just straight up banger after banger. like the xhorhas to angel of irons through to refjorged arc and then the cathedral.................. unrelenting slay
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calciferstims · 6 months ago
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day 2 of @deadboystims’s 300 follower event
a board based on your favorite song/album!
I already made a board based on my favorite album here so I decided to base this on “paint the town red” instead :)
sources: 💋💋💋 | 🩸🥀🩸 | 💋💋💋
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skunkes · 5 months ago
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longlegs fucking sucked 😭
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