#they r like a cute family I'm gonna die

[licebrain]

nyo sealand, hip hip hurrah!!!!!!

I've been so desperate I'm not making it..........finished my sketchbook and nyotalia takes up more than half of the pages oooauuuuuuuu-

[vanteguccir]

── ୨୧ !　𝗦𝗢𝗙𝗧 𝗟𝗔𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗛 | 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗠

　　　　　　𝒄𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒐 x actress!reader

SUMMARY: Where Y/N and Chris have been in a stable relationship hidden from the media for years, until they were forced by it to do a soft launch.

WARNING: None.

REQUESTED?: Yes, from anon.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: That is my work, I DON'T authorize any plagiarism, copy, or "inspiration"! | English isn't my first language, so I'm sorry if there's any grammar error.

A/N²: Matt's version.

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netflix ALIVE. BROKEN. FINAL SEASON. #StrangerThings5 soon, only on Netflix.

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fallontonight OMG OMG OMG OMG

ynfan5 WHEN????? IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS 😭

ynfan3 if they kill Y/N, I'll die too

stfan7 we NEED bts pics right now!!!

ynsinstagram 📼

ynfan2 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

ynfan9 you traumatized us after season 4

stfan4 ready to run into a brick wall

ynfan2 alexa play running up that hill by kate bush

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christophersturniolo where's my Nancy at?

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sturniolofan1 I VOLUNTEER

sturniolofan4 OMG????

sturniolofan8 apparently my name is Nancy now

ynandsturniolofan2 NETFLIX COME HERE ‼️

matthew.sturniolo guess you've got the wrong character buddy

sturniolofan6 what's that supposed to mean 😭

ynandsturniolofan3 HAPPY HALLOWEEN

madisonbeer can I be Robin?

nicolassturniolo 📼

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(for the sake of it, pretend this is chris 😭)

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people YouTuber Christopher Sturniolo was seen on the set of Stranger Things early today, in Atlanta. Unknown sources stated that he was about to enter the trailer of actress Y/N Y/L/N, holding two containers with food and calling her "baby".

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ynfan6 who?

ynfan3 oh no, here we go again

sturniolofan4 what the ACTUAL FUCK?????

ynandsturniolofan7 OMG MATT'S COMMENT ON CHRIS POST

sturniolofan5 it all makes sense now

ynfan9 he's so out of her league

sturniolofan2 girl stfu

ynfan12 they're not even dating, what're you saying

ynfun5 why is he kinda

sturniolofan0 hot? yeah, we know

ynandsturniolofan1 now that would be my dream couple right there

sturniolofan17 NO WAY he went from LA to Atlanta only to see her filming 😩 shut up I love them already 🙌🏻

ynfan0 wait bc they would look so cute together 😞

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ynsinstagram was attacked by a demogorgon and his crew for the tenth time, does that mean I'm tough?

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ynandsturniolofan4 the pic of steve with the bat from 1st season while filming the 5th 🧐

sturniolofan3 IKR??? I'm going insane rn with all those theories

ynfan3 the most stunning person ON EARTH

ynfan9 I need to know who she's looking at on the 5th pic with THAT look

stfan2 time to rebinge all 4 seasons for the 10th time

milliebobbybrown Y/N tough girl era

ynsinstagram 🤟🏻💪🏻

calebmclaughlin when I grow up I want to fly like you

christophersturniolo the toughest

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sturnioloandynfan5 ANYBODY ELSE SAW CHRIS COMMENT TOO????

ynfan1 I DID AND OMG???? what's happening 😭

ynandsturniolofan3 I'M GONNA COLAPSW

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christophersturniolo let's exchange the experience ✨️🕹📼

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stfan3 is that the headphones Y/N used on 4th season?

ynfan8 oh, hey joe, strange seeing you around here 🤡

sturniolofan6 isn't he Steve on ST?

ynfan8 yeah 😭

sturniolofan7 FAMILY VIDEO????

sturnioloandynfan3 wtf are you doing at Steve's and Robin's work? 🧐

nicolassturniolo kate bush at its peak

sturniolofan0 THE MOST HANDSOME ‼️

ynfan12 the cassete... anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?

sturniolofan4 yeah...

ynfan16 totally

sturnioloandynfan18 my heart is going insane right now

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ynsinstagram red converse is the new hype, madmax called it

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ynfan6 no fucking way

stfan5 soft launch! soft launch! soft launch!

sturniolofan14 I'm in shock

sturniolofan13 chris got a girlfriend and she's the most angelic girl in the world 😭

ynfan5 WE LOST HER 😞

milliebobbybrown your taste in clothes is awful

ynandsturniolofan8 at least her taste in guys is better

nattyiceofficial cuties 🩷

ynsinstagram I love you natty!

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christophersturniolo found my Nancy guys!

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ynfan2 oh my god

sturniolofan6 NO WAY CHRIS GOT A GIRL FR

sturniolofan9 she's so fucking pretty

ynfan4 how did he do it?

matthew.sturniolo simp simp simp

christophersturniolo you would be the same if you bagged a girl like mine

ynfan0 A GIRL LIKE MINE SMOASMXJX

sturniolofan5 THIS IS TOO CUTE STOP

ynfan0 the rizz is insane

ynfan13 they're both so fucking lucky omh

nicolassturniolo FINALLY 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

sturniolofan3 I just know nick was dying to let this information out

josephquinn so happy for you two!!

dacremontgomery take care of my little sister, man

christophersturniolo always

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enews During the interview "Y/N Y/L/N on Max Mayfield's Journey | Stranger Things | Netflix", Y/N commented on her romantic relationship with YouTuber Christopher Sturniolo, "... we've been together for two years, I met him on the street in Los Angeles when Nick (Nicolas Sturniolo, Christopher brother) came to ask for a picture and I immediately recognized them, I mean, who don't know the Sturniolo Triplets, right?", "... he makes me the happiest I've ever been. Being a girl who grew up in the spotlight, he makes me feel normal."

If you want to know more about Y/N, her role as Max Mayfield, and her relationship, check the link in our bio.

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ynfan4 she's the cutest, omg

sturniolofan8 I want what these bitches have

ynfan0 she is glowing

sturnioloandynfan2 she's so in love 🥹

sturniolofan5 he is too! have you seen the triplets last video?

ynfan12 he can't stop talking about her 😭

christophersturniolo ❤️

ynsinstagram 🩷

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[fushitoru]

HIIII AASHI <33 okay i'm like 3 days late on when i meant to send this but work kicked my actual ASS when i got back 🫠 but I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL <33 i feel like i've missed so much it's wild

OKAY OKAY so my entire flight back i binge read spiderman!gojo and bridgerton!gojo chap 6 you absolutely fed me on my flight back it was peak tbh and now i'm here to YAP so apologies in advance

the ANGSTTT in chapter 6 girl!! delicious i ate it up. choso is such a good brother and SUKUNAAA i'm so excited to see more of him

the conflict with reader's mom is so real i felt the fear 🙂‍↕️ she scares me like she's my own family asjfdjlkhg the angry silence would kill me bless yuji he's such a sweetheart. i absolutely love the dynamic between reader and her brothers and did i mention how excited i am for more sukuna?? i love the idea of reader's defiant and independent side coming from being super close to him growing up

and UGHH gojo!! like i GET what he's trying to do but reader is SOO valid for telling him off like boy that is NOTTT the way to go about it 😩

bridgerton au my beloved...... you absolutely cooked as always

OHHHH AND SPIDERMAN!GOJO?? aashi genuinely one of my all time fave fics i have ever read like you captured how i think gojo would be as spiderman PERFECTLY like the conflicting emotions of his responsibility and just wanting to be a student and have a normal life and love someone :((( he's so cute and i love the academic rivalry SO MUCH

like okay their little meet-cute?? ADORABLE. reader being petty and making the sweetest drink ever for him and he's so smitten already i was kickin' my feet smiling to myself the pining is SOOO good

him with his gaming laptop playing on cool math games 😭 he's such a dork i literally love him sm like the way he simultaneously is so easily confident and cocky but he's also so smart and nerdy you literally perfected that balance and he's just so lovable

AND THE ATMOSPHERE like the way you capture new york and spiderman and the SPIDER KISS i yelled

him showing up to reader's window all beaten up 😭 he's too precious like pls give this man a HUG he deserves the world he's trying SO HARD i just wanna wrap him up in blankets and keep him safe

also gojo using webs to bind reader's wrists PLEASE that's genius he absolutely would and it's so hot i have so many horny brain thoughts that aren't meant to see the light of day 🥴 literally perfection i need him so badly

ANYWAY sorry for the novel i hope you're doing well ily bb <33

- @starmapz

HIIIII TRISHHHH ILY POOKIE HOW R U?? ik its been a while since you sent in this ask but AHH this made me so happy :3

im so glad you had a safe flight <3 dude i feel like if i had reader's mom i would spontaneously combust like that shit would be so anxiety inducing...and UGH gojo is a bitch that's scared of feelings. bro thinks he's gonna die if he enters a love marraige what a fucking dumbass

AHHH OH MY GOD your spiderman!gojo thoughts are making me SQUEAL thank you thank you i thought the academic rivalry was gonna feel so awkward and like i squished it in there but im glad you like it :333

but im SORRY im so srs if he was alive in 2024 and was gen z you canNOT tel me he wouldn't be some cool math games loser that plays minesweeper during lecture like....unfortunately i am obsessed with gen z-ifying my millienial gay twink king

OMG yes do share those horny thoughts >:) i just want him soooo bad.

I AM GOOD i hope you are doing well too it seems you've been busy with work lately and i hope you're taking the time to take care of yourself!!!!

[omegothic]

i've watched 21 episodes of kill la kill in a day so. might as well write something about it.

when i just started watching it, all i knew about it was sawano hiroyuki's music, the main character and her very revealing outfit.

the first episode was really confusing but i liked it. in general, the first episodes make you fear the higher-ups in the school, they could do anything to ryuko and nobody would've been able to defend her. the stuff was heavy there.

i liked ryuko and satsuki from the get-go. not a lot of anime have female characters like this. what i don't like in female characters in most anime is how their behaviour often depends on what is feminine and what is not. they simply are not allowed to do cool stuff most of the times, and if they are, they should stay feminine, either cute and girly or seductive. both ryuko and satsuki are not like that. yeah they fight while being practically naked, they don't care, they're gonna kick ass and it's gonna be fucking metal.

what made me go like "ugh i don't think i like this show anymore" was when there wasn't much important stuff going on and the big bad villains became closer to the main crew. like, why are we getting these jojo golden wind style backstories? are we supposed to support them? why are they not scary anymore, i thought there was a dictatorship going on? and we were getting glimpses of satsuki acting like a normal person and i was so confused. like, she is always so polite with her butler. she always says "please" and "thank you". i liked that in her but i kept thinking, why is she doing that. she doesn't seem to be hungry for power or blood, she does not stab ryuko in the back when she has an opportunity to. this was fascinating but i couldn't find an answer.

then they gave us a glimpse of what her mother's been doing to her all this time and i felt sick to my stomach. i thought, maybe she is brainwashed and that's why she doesn't rebel. needless to say, i was surprised when she betrayed her mother but it was a positive feeling.

and then i learned that ryuko and satsuki were sisters and. well i'm gonna be honest i felt like shipping them and was like "HUH" when it was revealed. i mean them being sisters is cool too but i thought there was a different dynamic 😅 like thank you guys for ruining my fun but it was a good plot twist nonetheless. funny that i haven't expected any of those.

now there's 3 episodes left for me and i hope there's gonna be a satisfying ending. that child r#pist bitch should die a horrible death.

and god, this show is so weird.

p.s.: i just found out that mako and ryuko are a thing and i'm like dawg 😭😭😭 because mako's family took ryuko in i completely missed the possibility of them being into each other 😭😭😭 i was like yeah they are like sisters 😭😭😭 i got everything mixed up

[dullahandyke]

Ok back to dgs, trial 1 part 3 ^_^

We're like 2 lines in and auchi is already being misogynist... bro fuck of

[ID: a still from The Great Ace Attorney, in which Susato Mikotoba and Kazuma Asougi are both behind the defense bench.]

omg they're both here.... hello <3 squad...

Nooo shes leaving already... sads :(

The poison needs to have entered thru a wound... the burn mayhaps ? But then why steal the glass...

WAIT NK I JUSR RMEMBERED. HE HAD A FUCKIN TOOTH EXTRACTED THERE WAS A WOUND IN HIS MOUTH!!!! ok as u were

Brett's drinking animation is rlly nice tho... the zooms n shit

Oh this music is BANGING... idr the naming conventions of aa music and when they play but the one when brett goes full villain... mwah

RYUUS DOING RHE SCRAFCH BEHIND HEAD EMBARRASSED SPRITEEEEEE LIKE GRANDPA LIKE GRANDSON

[ID: Ryuunosuke Naruhodou's internal dialogue reads, "What is this, welling up inside me...? I've never felt like this before. It's a sort of conviction to break down all the discrepancies... It's so intense. Almost rage-like... And more than anything else, it's an animalistic desire... to take down my prey!" He then shouts, "Objection!"]

YESSSSS MY BOY LETS GO!!!!! also the lawyer genes r literally coming out it's so funny...

Brett destroying the bottle so it cant b tested for curare... first off suspicious as fuck, second off they can surely test the shards for trace amounts

Loving the view of multiple witnesses on the same stand I rlly like it... focusing on nosa while hosonaga is just standing there bleeding from the mouth in the corner of my vision

OH THIS MUSIC IS BANGGER I THINK ITS THE PIRSUIT THEME? LETS GO

All the music is so awesome in this game its polyphonous as fuck

Omg all the little chicks around the courtroom after brett's breakdown that's so cute...

YES ASOUGI USE YOUR KATANA!!!! so cools.... proud bf boasting abt how the naruhodou family will always b better than the auchi family

Jigoku mentioning the mission he imposed on asougi... why dont u fuck of.... I've noticed him being biased towards ryuu winning so that asougi can go to Britain that little fuck.... u dont deserve ur cool beard

Ok I know gumshoe is in charge of the confetti in modern aa but who the fuck is scattering sakura petals in this secret trial. Susatos in the fucking rafters lads

Oh God this victory theme is already so emotional.... gonna die to death when it plays eventually

SUSATO YAY SHES BACK!!!

Love asougi.... of COURSE hes taking the sword to Britain ryuu, why wouldnt he

Asougis little smile as he tells ryuu to celebrate... lets go my man

HEYRE NOT TAKING SUSATO TO LA CARNEVAL???????? BROOOO SHE DESWRVES IT GET HER BEEF!!!!!

Samurai on a mission again :) such a good song

And in comes the theme of destiny with the steel chair ??? Asougi saying he feels like ryuu is the one destined to b a lawyer instead of him... obvi its referring to the whole naruhodou lawyer thing but considering the shit asougi goes thru later... idk I'm putting a pin in that line

'You dont need knowledge of the law you need to BELIEVE' idk asougi it kinda sounds like u have this whole ace attorney thing down pat

'Asougi....mikotoba...susato.... hosonaga who didnt do anything but whatever...' go ryuu kill him <3

Finished the case jusr in time for bubbles to jump off me... now that's timing... ok I'm gonna go do shit (fold laundry, do some of my colour by numbers, etc) I'll probably start case 2 tonight... I shalt meet herlock >:) and other occurrences :( but also herlock >:)

[aprivateplace7]

Oops 😶

Time to cont Natlan act 5~

So last night i watched part of a lets play of the quest to remember what happened... cause some how its been more like 2 weeks since i was doing it 💀 left off right after the sad part...

Idk what's up w/ me but here we are... this week has been a week :)

Kinda sad... prob not gonna get Citlali :( not enough wishes... but at least i have a guarantee saved now! No idea who i wanna go for next... i'm actually thinking about getting Venti, bc now i have all the archons except him. Sorry i haven't started yet, i'm just yapping...

I'm like nervous-excited, but also pretty confident... like, this game can rly throw me off but i don't believe that they will let it end badly. Kinda my fav thing lol, angst w/ a happy ending.

Its srsly crazy that they kept pyro Traveler from us for this long... i haven't seen anything so i wonder how good they are?

Idk if i've said it here, but man i actually love Kachina. She's like... the only "little" character that actually feels like a little sister... i mean, Klee is cute but i don't feel very close to her. Feels more like... a distant cousin we only see during family reunions, or smt...

Natlan isn't my fav ensemble, but i don't understand the complaints i've heard... i feel relatively close to them. My fav is prob still the Sumeru squad tho...

Lol. Ajaw is just like "don't die, idiot". I actually kinda love him, ngl xD

I keep calling Hine, "hina" 💀

Oh yeah, maybe i shouldn't be surprised since this is a Chinese game, but this comfirms that reincarnation is a real thing in Genshin. Huh, so who knows? Maybe the "Ningguang is the reincarnation of Guizhong" theory could be on to smt...

Ngl, i kinda hated Guthred from the quest, but rn he doesn't seem so bad.

Ugh, Chuychu's name gives me a headache... hardest for me in the entire game, its nothing like its spelled 💀 tho prob doesn't help that i play in Cn... how do u even say it? "Coo-e-chee"?

Hey so... did they ever say, like do we posses these saurians? Or just like... shape-shift? Idk how/why we can do that, but the Traveler is just kinda like that so...

Its so nice to have everyone's support 🥹 "no one fights alone"

Aw 💙 i love Paimon, like actually 🥹

I had no doubts, but still that was emotional!!! AHHHH

...soooo, how does Capitano come into this? We saved Natlan... but maybe he saves Mavuika? Cause i heard he's the GOAT so...

Mualani is so wholesome 😭 like, idk how anyone can't like this... (i mean, act 3 kinda bored me a lot, so its not like Natlan is perfect but still... i think those ppl r just burnt out...)

Crazy how in every Nation we go to, we basically become a national hero... u know, i was thinking. The Abyss sibling expects the Traveler to "come to the same conclusion" as them, bc we're so similar, but i doubt it. I mean... we didn't exp a tragedy like Khaenri'ah, but also... i suspect that they & Dain's journey was more... low-key. They travelled yes, but we're rly getting involved in this world. In the ppl of it, & not just 1 group of them... we're pretty much *miss worldwide here... it seems like our sibling only rly had Khaenri'ah & the Abyss Order. Like, it would take a crazy last-min twist to turn us against Teyvat, & the archons (or gods, since most of them tech don't have their gnosis anymore so) are mostly our friends. But then again, i wonder what the Traveler as a character will think. Maybe all they truly care about in the end is their family? ...not like that they *don't* care about anyone else, but if they're forced to choose... i wonder what they will do...

Oh yeah, Paimon is our best friend 🥹🥹🥹🥹 power of friendship defeats the pure evil moment TM, but i actually loved it :3

Uh oh, I was wondering where Citlali was...

Hm... i wonder... we're just now dealing w/ Mavuika's "death" & i bet this is when Capitano comes in... i've already been here for a couple hrs, so i wonder how long this will be... honestly idk, but for Archon quests i always assume it'll be around 5 hrs in total...

Wow... i know she's trying to make sure no 1 can stop her, but did Mavuika rly just plan on leaving forever w/out an explanation to her ppl? I guess she is still an Archon, mortal human or not :p

Ew the eyes... i hate it >~<

Its sad that he dies but... from everything i know about the cursed Khaenri'ah ppl, this is prob more of a blessing for him... rotting body or not, i wouldn't want to be immortal either :/ i feel like i would be one of those who goes into a millennia sleep... sometimes just the state of being awake & conscious is exhausting...

XDDD challenging the Ruler of Death right to her face... amazing

Ok, he's spitting facts. Its crazy that a whole Nation, including children like... what was his name... Calibar? The kid from the post-Sumeru interlude. But anyway, that a whole Nation was condemned for the sins of the minority... its like if everyone in my country, the US, would be punished for the actions of ppl like Genocide Joe, Trump... ect. Those rich, 1%-ers that got so rich by commiting horrible acts of human depravity. Its just not fair... the math isn't mathing. Anyway...

He rly said "fuck Celestia, & esp u" huh? ...ok, i like Capitano now :3

Tbh, i'm not sad about this death at all. This is even better than when i just thought he would sacrifice himself for Mavuika... but i know a streamer who is going to be sooooo mad x3

Wow... he rly got everything he wanted, huh? Good for him, good for him

Mavuika: "lets pay our respects". Also her: *fistbump* 👊 xD love it... sorry, i'm rly happy rn. Can't be srs, bc rly this isn't sad or even melancholy

Oh yeah, i was wondering what would happen to the Pilgrimage... its reason for existence sucked, but the ppl rly seemed to want to participate in it...

Omg Ororon...

THE PAINTING +_+

Aw... ;~;

...time for the funeral... Hoyo pls...

Kinda sucks that the Traveler is the only Nightsoul chara to not have a cool movement option... kinda auto makes them the worst one :v

...the chara model scaling is kinda hilarious. I'm looking at Mualani & Kachina next to each other & Kachina's head is so big... they like blew her up so she isn't too small in the camera, but she's still shorter than Mualani...

Oh yeah! At least as of now... this is the 1st time the Fatui haven't gotten another gnosis... altho, i guess well see what Mavuika is about to say about it... """

Ok, so Mavuika is the only 1 who is planning on actually fighting the Tsarisa over it... i wonder how that will turn out? """ tbh by this point i expect the Tsarisa to get them all & we'll just have to see what she's up to when we get there...

Idk how i feel about the Fatui. They're kinda messed up, they employ very *interesting* methods... but idk. After all i've seen, if the Tsarisa is going to war w/ Celestia, i support her. Like, i hate those bitches. Totally valid... but i'm still worried what exactly she is planning to do...

...oh yeah. What about Xilonen? I mean, obviously they're not gonna kill her off but... we never rly got more into what it actually means for the cost to be her "life"... maybe it is like i thought? That forging the Ancient Name will decrease her lifespan...

2,013 ppl died for this...

Annnd done.

[chainslobber]

Personally I myself am not a fan of Overhaul or his actions but I’m not gonna stomp on any fans who do enjoy him and see the fun in giving him cute headcannons and even redemption fics.

What I’m saying is, go wild with him. I’m not your mother, I’m not gonna stop you. Hell I even enjoy some of the stuff you put out occasion. He’s not my cup of tea, but if he’s yours, I’m glad for you.

Hello anon.

I get he's not for everyone, that's totally fine! I'm never gonna say he didn't do bad things because, well, he's a villain, of course he did.

It's just funny that we have people like Enji, who we saw beating his 5 year old son with a LEAD PIPE (conveniently removed from the anime) and people still go 'he can be redeemed' but then they see Kai (whose backstory Bones glossed right over, also conveniently) to make him seem worse than he was. People think that being armless, going insane, being jailed forever, and having the one person you cared about damning you t hell until he or you die 'wasn't enough punishment for him'. We got people, like the MHA leakers, gleefully going 'oh he got shit on so badly in the end yippee!' when they're meant to be unbiased.

And again--he did bad things, I will never excuse that.

But when people come onto MY art. When people come onto MY fics, and MY comics, where I go 'here's him if he got rehabilitated like the heroes said they would with the villains', people get MAD. People get PISSED that I have him friendly with the cast (maybe not friendly but tolerable). People get PISSED that I draw him with new arms, with a career, with a lover (AU depending). People get PISSED that I even suggest maybe Eri would be okay with him sometime down the road.

I had someone steal my tattoo picture off of my Twitter and slap it on Reddit just to see people calling me the R-slur for liking him, calling me a psycho bitch, telling me my mom should've taken care of me better or used a condom, that I need a therapist (which I have).

I literally do NOT know why he, specifically, brings out the worst in people. We got Moonfish, a cannibal. Muscular, who gleefully wanted to KILL a child. We got Shigaraki and Dabi, who kill people, Machia, who leveled a city and probably killed hundreds or left more homeless. We got Enji, the family beater as number one hero and Hawks, an assassin, as number two. But yeah, the guy who's mentally insane and left to rot is the issue.

It just baffles me, anon. I get that people dislike him, and I don't mind! I see where they're coming from. At one point, I actually hated him myself as a victim of child abuse. But see, if you look passed all that, you see he's actually a very deep, complex character, and he would've made a damn good hero, but nobody's ready for that conversation.

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R - A - V - I

Alphabet meme Status: Accepting! @nilefreemans Note: Unless specified, these will be about 9-1-1

R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?

Buck and Chris. My relationship with my best friend's daughter (hereby known as Sweet Lil' Bean, or SLB) is very similar to theirs. I met SLB when she was 2.5 years old, and began teaching her at my preschool shortly before she turned three. My co-teacher/her mom ended up becoming one of my best friends (to this day!) When I was out of work for a while, I took care of SLB just like Buck took care of Chris (with zero natural disasters, thank goodness!). When I see love Buck has for Chris, I'm reminded of my love for SLB. And like Chris, SLB has her own disabilities, but her family and I all fight hard to make the best life for her. I know I made this all about me, but it's the reason I love them so much!

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.

I'm gonna be honest- I like romantic relationships, but I'm really here for the friendships/familial relationships on the show. -The whole Lee family, of course including Chim! I've talked about them in length in tags to posts that are still in my queue, but suffice to say that they mean so much to me!!!! -Maddie and Buck. Our parenting situations are vastly different, but my little sister is nearly 9 years younger than I am, and we have no other siblings, so I understand the feeling of watching your baby sibling going through life and wanting to protect them but also let them grow. And the guilt for leaving, even if for me it was to attend grad school in another city. -Hen and Athena! They're such a great team, ride or die for each other! They build each other up and focus on each others' strengths, while also not being afraid to call the other out or poke fun of each other. -Hen and Chim, a classic! For all of the same reasons as I love Hen and Athena, though Hen and Chim are more prone to hijinks (I say more prone, but I will never forget Athena having to call Hen to grab the key to the handcuffs from her purse! I have never laughed so hard as I did in that scene!!! IDK if any scene will ever top it for me!)

V - Which character do you relate to most?

This one's tricky. I'm not sure if there IS one character I relate to most. I see my relationships with kids (especially SLB) through Buck's relationships with children. I see myself as a big sister through Maddie. I also see the way my body is similar in some ways to Maddie's, especially her post-pregnancy, and if she's beautiful, then I can love myself, too. I see my queerness in Hen and Karen, even if I'm not sure how I identify yet. And even though we're from different ethnic/cultural backgrounds, I still see my own culture/traditions and family in The Lees. I see the person I want to become in Athena, Bobby, and Hen. And I see myself in Ravi, the cute one who isn't always involved in the shenanigans, and sometimes is embarrassed by them, but love my found family all the same. So in the end, I don't think I can say I relate "most" to any one of them. I see myself in all of them, and to me that's even more special <3

I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?

......... B.B.C. Sherlock.

Before I was on tumblr, I was contributing fics and art to this fandom. I made really good friends on fanfic dot net. I made really good friends on d.eviantArt. I've even co-written fic with two friends, and I wrote a fic and a friend drew a scene from it!

Then I joined tumblr in 2012. And aside from the infamous trio that this show was a part of, the fandom itself was no fun at all. I made a couple friends in a niche part of the fandom, but as a whole the tumblr fandom disengaged me from the show (I mean, season 4 could have done that all on its own, but tumblr started it years earlier instead).

Thankfully I never got hate, but so many people were nasty in that fandom that I pretty much never made fanart or fic for a fandom again.

Looking back, I've forgotten how much time and love I poured into the things I used to created, and how I had a wider sphere of being known. Like I wrote a bunch of fics mostly about D.I. Dimmock and a couple about Lestrade, and I was known for that! Like Dimmock was my guy! My blorbo from my show! and everyone knew him!

Granted, my hands don't work like they used to, and I don't have the time or brainpower like I previously did. But still, I miss the bonds that I made, before either of those other sites went down the gutter.

I realize that I totally went off tangent, sorry about that. But clearly, you can see the feelings I have for that fandom.

[ram-de]

[read] heartsong thoughts vomit (pt. 2)

Oh shit. OH SHIT. I KNEW IT... CHRIS AND TANNER :-(

There's a lot of callbacks to how it was with robbie... Elizabeth is the one accepting robbie first wasn't she? Even before ox does. Letting him help with dinner. It was tradition... Man...

I can understand rico's frustration on holding on to his, resentment because FUCKING THOMAS BENNETT.

My son robbie😭

THIS RITUAL IS BASICALLY DOING DRUGS?? LMAOO

I love my tsundere grumpy uncle gordo hsgshsjsh he's so funny sometimes

I need Kelly's courting story being told in depth in a separate book UGHHH I NEED THE SWOON. Then again it's. It's basically happening again so. HSGZHSJSJHS AREBT THEY'RE THE SWEETEST??? ROBBIE IS SO WHIPPEDDDD like he was

AWWWW THIS IS THE ASININE SWEET robbie....

PEAK FIRST DATE SHSGSJSJ I'M GOING FERAL NOBODY TAKES THEM AWAY FROM ME!

Robbie and mark moments sghsgshsh THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD lots of dynamics explored. Afterall Robbie stayed with Mark during the whole 3 years pack... And they were close!! I think! (I don't remember ravensong I was too consumed by T***** hatred)

Have I said the casual touch/forehead kisses is really. Sweet to see. Like. I LOVE WOLVES!! packpackpack

Hsgsjdjdh see what I say about robbie being glass cannon😭 that's so out of the pocket!! Lmao

FIREFLIES SCENE?? They they pulled the classics... I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR

the thought of them yelling without clothes is so😭 fucking werewolves... damn this is the most that Kelly have talked. In one breath. Props to you my love Kelly. TIME R WOLF??? He's. He's cute.

I always loved the sleepover scene... Pile of wolves just slep. THEY'RE SO SOFT...

H,,, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING CARTER?😭 HEGFGSHSUDH HE'S INSANE HSGXBXBDINEKXJDJE WATERSPORTS? DD. S? SDHJD

OX IS A MENACEE DHHSJSJS

Chris and tanner you two have my heart and whole they're so funny dhsgdgshsjd #temahumans

Wait that's true Chris why didn't they call a biologist or someone from the scientific field to like... Examine it, cure it and take away their memories after it's gone...

THIS PACK IS A MENACEE OH LORD I LOVE THEM

DAMN RIGHT ROBBIE YOU ARE GOING TO PROVIDE. Robbie. Wolf wolf. Strong wolf. Wolf provide. packpackpack.

Fucking Thomas benett... His letters to Kelly's future... it's overwhelming with love and adoration I teared up a bit... Fuck me man. he did acknowledge of losing sight of what's important. that's good.

BUT ALSO ITS QUITE CURIOUS WHY HE DIDN'T SEND ANY LETTERS TO MARK'S Partner. Hmm? HMM?? YOU'RE ON THIN ICE. EVEN WORSE. HE ACKNOWLEDGED IT BUT. BARELY DID NOTHING TO GORDO AFTER HE RETURNS? HMM?

Of course you are loved robbie aaaaa :(

Abel Bennett told a pregnant lady to leave??? Because??? He didn't want her to bring trouble for his pack??? Yeah idk maybe the bennetts have always been assholes and hypocrites. Abel and Thomas both.

Timber wolf is cute but isn't it kinda messed up that Carter was attached to him when this wolf has always been a wolf😭 their first meeting... We're not threading the line of beast love are we... idk how book 4 is gonna touch on this lmao (well not as messed up as ox meeting joe with the age gap in book 1 but🐺)

If fucking Thomas Bennett is complicit in all the Abel secrecy and whatnot. His hand is not clean from blood😐 so unfair that he could be messing a lot of things up and die not facing the consequences his family had to endure. Not apologizing to gordo, absolved of his sins (since he's in alpha haven or something appearing in Robbie's dreams) like. Fucking hell I hate thomas bennett

I really miss the presence of Joe's character😔 I think by now he's really delegated into barely present side character, "ox's mate" or "the other alpha". Ox is the one who made all the callings. I... Man. Where is my cheerful and teasing son... He's so. I don't know. So... Bland. An imitation of the original flavor joe...

TIMBER WOLF SHSGSJSJ love u

Oh there he is. Finally the author remembered to utilize Joe as an alpha... JOE:( joe's mirroring thomas kneeling before gordo. The difference is Joe apologized to Robbie while fucking Thomas Bennett just want to use gordo, even then that's after threatening him. Fucking Thomas Bennett.

ok... Wow... joe you were really threading the line on being the next Thomas Bennett. Because I sympathize with robbie... Like I did gordo's. Man... :-(

Man carter really fell in love to a freaking wolf... 😭 and by that I mean literal wolf... Werewolf sure but never shifted to human... ERM...

I can't be immersed in the dramatic scenes when I kept imagining the omega kids and Robert livingstone and michelle just standing there like🧍🏻 waiting for ox to end his speech or robbie to stop crying and like...

Wait WAITTT STOPP PULLING THOSE MARVEL POST-CREDIT SCENES STUNTS AGHHHHHHH ITS NOT A MOVIE GRRRRRRR the epilogue should've been about robbie and Kelly

IT ENDED??? AAAAAAAAA😭😭😭 I think this is the best installment of the series so far... Robbie... Kelly... Like even though I don't like the premise (memory loss) I felt like it handled better than I expected. Tackling issues like what makes someone be if not without their minds and memories. Like... Meeting each member pack, some characters went through a lot of developments which I love love love, depth into Elizabeth grief and motherhood, Jessie and Dominique characters, the townies, rico's antics outside of being comedy relief, though other characters felt more bland? Shallow? (eg. Joe until nearing the end). Packs intimacy is being peak... Kelly is the softest of all because his love is pure and enduring...

I mean it when I say this brought a lot of fresh air and angst-wise it's. Heartsong isn't a neverending emotional torture book like ravensong is. It's such a relief after ravensong. Gordo's grumpy old man antics is endearing with Mark being happy after all of that. What else. Handling of villain may be a bit ??? At times it felt like they're only there when plot needed them to be.

And robbie. Robbie... My love he is everything... It sucks that he had to relive being lost, though it also doubles the impact when he got it all back. I teared up. I... I love heartsong sm....

Fuck me. The letters. Fuck you tj klune... Thomas Bennett is a scum, mayhaps unintentionally manipulative, and lost. He is all but perfect. This has been repeated millionth of times. But damn if the letter didn't. Help me see his, human, side. It's raw. It's a letter from a loving father, a loving husband, a loving brother. I, ugh... It just pours love and adoration and hope... Like how I perceived him in Book 1 before, yeah.

...

BROTHERSONG SPOILER I FORGOT TO PUT IT IN THE OTHER POST /////!!!!!!! /! ////////////////////////////

I really want to make write a full-on retrospective or something. But... Man... That's. I feel like I need to re-read it properly to capture the justice of how. How beautiful the story is. Irks aside, annoyment aside, resentment aside, I really love the characters. They're the life of the story, they're dynamics, they're lively, they're humans (or wolfs), and they grow. Reading this has been a journey. Like man, I can't believe I saw how little Joe grow from this (previously traumatized) adorable kid into the all-encompassing, loving and caring man. Or Ox, who went from having only his mother by his side, to Gordo's, to the Bennets, to the Alpha that he is? I... UGH... I feel like it deserve another post. I still haven't read lovesong and feralsong...

WAIT I SHOULD BE WRITING THIS FOR THE BROTHERSONG PSOT FUCK

[woesofawitheringwish]

Being A Tamed Beast

Intro: Hulla! Long time no see, guys n girls. I know, u must hv thought me dead, and I quite was (no surprises there, my family is quite a task.) But anyways, I did make a not-so-quite-herioc release, but a dramatic escape from the domesticity, to get back to you guys. <3<3<3. I'm not a homeless tramp yet, but after knowing what happened, you might as well think I am....

Story: In these days of desperation, partial, stupid, embarrassing amnesia is quite common for me. May it be the phone which I forget at key stand, or  straps on the footwear which I'd be wearing. Even the difference between empty and filled snack bowls, which I find after very long moments of senseless scrambling. Yet, there are things which I can't forget, until and unless I die. You might say I'm exaggerating, but it's just my mere exasperation.What I mean to say is, the horrors of my lifetime. It's my sister. She's come to stay for a week and god save me from her when she's a r*ddy bl**dy screaming banshee. Don't pity her instead of me, because she doesn't hv any grave nightmares, but she's surely gonna give me some. And every I time I come home, I keep forgetting her age. Not my fault, 'cause she keeps blasting others' frustration  at me through t*ttering tantrums, for god's sake. One would think the world is all about girls day out and flirting websites and fashion. My dear readers, if u hv any such brat around you, I wish you god's peace, 'cause the only thing which I'd like to hear for myself right now, is "Rest in peace". Anyways. Now that *my frustration* is out, I guess I can talk about other things as well. So firstly, thnx to cheese for her review, 'cause I was really starting to think that my network had been flooded in the rains, like my heart or something. You see, my last post had been about my bug of a buddies and after reading it, my colleague asked me if I was thinking of moving along, u know what I said? Nothing. Cause I really ain't got any interest, nor time, or need to sort my thoughts. Not that it's causing any ruckus to anyone, unlike my sister. By the way, I discovered another new reason to continue my blog. It's not just that I need this writing space 'cause of lack of better writing space, but it's I'm expecting a community for myself, I guess. So shout out to all living beings out there, please look at me! (Cute puppy eyes) (Deer in headlights) Bye bye! Hv a nice day! Luv u all, buddies!

[feuqueerfire]

Stay With Me Live Blogging

Watched the second half of Addicted last month, saw some tiktoks of Stay With Me that looked good, saw people losing their minds over it on r/boyslove, so I'm watching this.

It's like a 12 hour long show, so probably a bad idea to start it now instead of after internship and semester is over but I'm gonna be watching Boys Planet then, so the time is now.

Ep 1 (Aug 11)

The transitions when Wu Bi came are so funny, Indian serial tease

omg is Wu Bi's mom making the doll for the stepmother's son Su Yu? They used to be friends? girl... anyway Su yu mole on ear?

so the mother didn't give the doll to Su Yu?

loll so instead of Su Yu agreeing to move to Wu Bi's school, Wu Bi's pre-emptively moving on a different school where he'll end up near Su Yu

Mao Chong and Han Bokuang - I remember there was maybe a second couple or smth in the background of Addicted that also had enemies to lovers, is this them?

pls the Wu Bi theme song every time

not this random singing?!?! girl what T.T and Wu Bi staring at him so intensely from the back loll

pls I can't. mentioning the sculpture and then facial nerve paralysis ?!?!?!

Ep 2 (Aug 11)

bro Wu bi changing some of Su Yu's answers? die.

plss how'd Su Yu get perfect score, he answered things wrongly and Wu Bi accidentally chose the correct ones? - oh i see the teacher caught it

Bro, Su Yu should just beat the shit out of Wu Bi at least once before they get lovey dovey cuz how dare he step on his new shoes after he heard they're new

plss the transitions as Su Yu's being a little chemist genius

Su Yu's dad working a second job to earn money and obviously, it's somehow for Wu Bi

ofc Wu Bi's soft when it comes to a father who's working hard for his son - but so rude to the son smh

Duoduo so cute and smart and endearing >.<

Ep 3 (Aug 11)

It's 1:30AM so I should be going to sleep but oh well. also my head/eyes ache

Bokuang mentioned jelly like 4:30mins in and the Viki comment had lyrics to Boys Planet Jelly Pop

lol Wu Bi being like no.. the coincidences can't be... he can't be tahe mover's son... but he doesn't even now about the incredible coincidences of them being stepbrothers !!

Wu Bi doesn't pity Su Yu too much, treating him like some charity case

the editing is so funny what is this figtttt pls T.T

only I can bully you Su Yu, nobody else >:((

Wu Bi wants happy family

Ep 4 (Aug 12)

bro Duoduo is actually a menace, she's so cute and funny

ah, some heart-to-heart between Wu Bi and Su Yu as he learns about Wu Bi's mother and her death and her sculpting

Ep 5 (Aug 12)

Su Yu buying Wu Bi breakfast hehe

not this BL jealousy moment of Wu Bi seeing people touch or confess to Su Yu

Damn, I thought Su Yu was gonna accept Wu Bi's request on QQ or something but instead he's view Wanying's and she even messaged him, ah - I remember some drama with a girl in the tiktoks and in the original Addicted one of their previous girlfriend also came into the picture

so many things going on at this dinner: Wanying calling Su Yu and him hanging up - Wu Bi watching all that, Duoduo sneakily drinking a shot, Wu Bi giving food to Su Yu

lol Wu Bi's poor man cosplay gets one step more real

ah, the face each other bike riding - I've seen this on tiktoks too, it's so romantic looking

Ep 6 (Aug 12)

Su Yu is so cute in glasses

plsss Wu Bi shit-talking about Su Yu's stepdad's son - whole time it's him. surprise you're step-brothers <3

plsss he fr cursed himself?! Wu Bi my guy D:

okay, so, is this show dubbed? Sometimes it doesn't seem like it but sometimes... the mouth movements vs sounds ?

plssss Su Yu probing into Wu Bi's family secrets and both Wu Bi and Su Yu's father fumbling through it

plsss this fake dad T.T

"even if you doubted Wu Bi, you couldn't have doubted your own dad, right?" ...girl this is gonna blow up fr

Ep 7 (Aug 12)

omg so this is how they find about the dad and mom marriage? In Addicted, it was the mother coming to Su Yu's house that made them find out

Are we gonna get singing again? oh, just the editing at the club lol

damn, throwing punches D:

Ep 8 (Aug 12)

nvm we're really back to singing

wait true, Wu Bi can take on thugs but let Su Yu hit him

bruh who is taking a photo of Su Yu and his mom and her handing him money? i thought Wu Bi's friends were gonna give Su Yu a talking to for making Wu Bi cry but would they do this instead?

oh i see, the scholarship thing

They never translate the on-screen text agh

oh nvm they're translating some others

Bro Wu Bi why would you fake admit that you spread the photos

Duoduo sooo cute

brooo it really was Wubi's friends?

I kinda liked it last time when the dad was like "okay? and did Wubi keep the parental marriage situation from you? no? then why are you mad at him?" But he might be more involved with Wu Bi this time than in original Addicted, so there's more hurt associated with learning this?

Ep 9 (Aug 12)

yesss supportive dad who loves Wu Bi!

This is fun, at first it was Wu Bi trying to get Su Yu's attention and now vice versa

"Faster my foot, slow down. Do you want to tire him out?"

ah, I was wondering what the timeline was, i's in New Year's 2006

The way Wu Bi climbed over Su Yu's sleeping body... ah.

bro why are we getting women being assaulted in this randomly

why would you give me voiceover of Wu Bi going "I am your ge. you are my di." stop this

Ep 10 (Aug 12)

ah, Su Yu's silly worries of becoming an outsider in his family and them not looking out for him anymore - squashed by them worrying + calling Wu Bi's phone since Su Yu left with him last night. good. silly kid, your dad got married, didn't abandon you

pls is Wu Bi's birthday actually a few days later than Su Yu's lol Wu Bi wants to be ge so bad

Actually I did remember the rich kid in Addicted being younger by a day or two but I thought they just switched it here lol

The way this ge/di battle would be doing Everything for me if they weren't step-brothers... now it's still doing it for me but tentatively

Ep 11 (Aug 12)

lol the cousin-brother's girlfriend is Wanying? rip she's the girl who was haunting the relationship in Addicted, right? Also, the cousin mentioned that they have a mutually beneficial relationship, so is he really gay?

I don't get what Wu Bi's doing on his phone

oh i see, he realized that Wanying is his cousin's gf

Wu Bi's tantrum is so annoying - why doesn't he just tell Su Yu that she has a bf? Then he doesn't have to say anything about liking Su Yu (idk if he even knows that he likes him romantically) but can just be like she's a liar and a cheat bruh

Did the cousin understand that they've got a thing going on? Cuz in Addicted, the cousin understood I think.

Also, Wu Bi stopped the cousin from talking about the gf Wanying, why?

bro why do Wu Bi's friends and now his bodyguard keep screwing over Su Yu...

Ep 12 (Aug 12)

rich spoiled pathetic wittle babies are so :/ do it right, Wu Bi

"Su Yu is mine" is crazy. to say to Wanying especially

bro what right does Wu Bi have to be mad? I think if they weren't step-siblings, it'd be different but... I'm like do you even know you're in love with each other?

bro Wanying is terrible D: liar liar

Wu Bi telling Su Yu about Wanying dating his cousin would have seriously been able to avoid this

bro she's such a mastermind, she's meeting Wu Bi and is gonna make it seem like he's harassing her or something right?

"Not winning an Oscar for best actress would be a waste of your acting skills" plsss

finally Wu Bi mentions Wanying dating his cousin but now too much has happened

Duoduo is genuinely so funny

Ep 13 (Aug 12)

bro show me what the wishes are! what did Wu Bi write!

also now we've seen Duoduo and Su Yu both exchange their wishes wish new ones - will Wu Bi do the same?

damn, are we gonna get the last of this Wanying conflict? pls let it end

damn, we're finding out about the sculpture connection right now?

man, I do have to love just how interconnected the families are in this. Even though Wu Bi's dad and Su Yu's mom aren't present, Su Yu's little family is so good

okayy Su Yu going to meet Wu Bi

"From today until the day you get married, I'll be with you every holiday" saw it on tiktok, it hits harder with the full context

Wu Bi dying to kill Mao Chong fr

Mao Chong and Bokuang fake dating pls

omggg he literally has Bokuang in drag!

Ep 14 (Aug 13)

damn, so much drama between Su Yu's mother and Wu Bi's dad

damn, more conflict between the families

I wonder what the end result of this show will be? Will they have some mending between the kids and their parents?

Ep 15 (Aug 13)

is she reading yaoi in class? T.T pls now fantasizing about Su Yu and Wu Bi. This is one way to edge across the censors

plsss Wu Bi taking the yaoi novel for Su Yu T.T

nooo did Duoduo take the yaoi? hope it's child friendly....

Ep 16 (Aug 13)

Would her taking so many photos of the two of them have any consequences?

why do they keep singing?!?!

girl, not this dancing, I'm clutching my head

Ep 17 (Aug 13)

"They don't spend enough time looking at... your face."

So they're trying to solve the death of Wu Bi's mom, okay

I hope Wu Bi doesn't somehow misunderstand Su Yu's secrecy around the mystery though

Ep 18 (Aug 13)

plsss this dance T.T

This MR. Mo character is so annoying

are we just fully believing this man?

Ep 19 (Aug 13)

okay they've made up

birthday dinner at Wu Bi's house with the parents, woah and Su Yu's there too

ah car birthday presents... the accident's gonna happen in a few episodes i guess

plss what is up with Bokuang's dad fr, are we supposed to extrapolate that he's gay?

not the flashback to happy child birthday boy Wu Bi

Ep 20 (Aug 13)

pls arguing about whose father gave a shittier gift

and then getting school by Duoduo

plssss Su Yu's dad "I already have an ex-wife who went with him" when Wu Bi's dad liked Duoduo's mom's noodles

damn, evidence in the Su Yu statue - is there more?

Ep 21 (Aug 13)

Wu Bi is so cute with his hair down like this, so innocent looking despite being a Grade A Rascal

I hope the relationship with parents don't get ruined, they're cute now, esp Wu Bi and his father

wait, this is what people were talking about, right? we're calling it lip balm to cover up but really it's actually lube?

he put the lube lip balm on his father?! and then barely containing his laughter

Duoduo's little crush on Mao Chong is so cute

anyway, I'm dreading Mao Chong and Su Yu sleeping in the same bed and Wu Bi coming home to surprise them and seeing that

omg not them gossiping about how Su Yu finds Wu Bi handsome and treats him differently lol

plsss not the girls just discussing gay ships of Mao Chong right behind him?

plsss not Wu Bi seeing Mao Chong's headphones on the bedstand and tackling Su Yu

pls Su Yu's status "I'm hungry." -> Wu Bi literally running out to make food for him -> cousin man being like "He's gone mad. If this continues, he'll squander all the family wealth."

Ep 22 (Aug 14)

"Give our relationship, I can think of something better than money." okay

Ep 23 (Aug 14)

Immediately picking up on Wu Bi calling Su Yi ge finally

not lubricant jokes pls

god the endless innuendos, "if you get 30 points more, I'll reward you with something hehehe"

"If he wants your dad's group, will you give it to him?" "I will." is a wild thing to say and then "Impossible" about being separated like bruhh don't provoke our cousin, don't you know your mother was murdered? Shouldn't you be a bit more careful about how people view Su Yu and whether he needs to be eliminated

bruh what is the love confession letter that the fujoshi gave them so cringe i die

girl not Wu Bi continuously getting hurt over nothing between Su Yu and Mao Chong

man, cousin guy don't be so preoccupied with the Su Yu/Wanying thing fr

Ep 24 (Aug 14)

I know it's not a happy ending, I don't wanna watch this fr

the cousin giving Su Yu the haircut reminds me of The Devil Judge except she was way cooler and deadlier

damn, causing separating the two of them early in the morning tomorrow

cousin literally boutta send a kill on Wu Bi as well while only trying to do Su Yu

plssss the way Wu Bi's talking to Su Yu once they realize there's a brake failure is soo brain melting "It's okay, I'm here. Just close your eyes and rest for a while"

I've seen people talk about how Wu Bi had angled the car so that he was hit with the impact ahhhh

so much of this last 15 minutes is just flashbacks bro wtf

bruh that's it? the end? well, someone on discord did say it's non-fatal car crash so yknow

Overall Thoughts:

Well, this is really as close as BL you can get without saying out loud that they are dating but there are innuendos galore and it's pretty clear (there was lube on their bed, like...). So it didn't really feel unfulfilling as if something was missing because like... they were together pretty much lol.

The family aspect was the best, I love that we got to see Su Yu's situation so much and his blended family and the way they were always there together. You can understand why Wu Bi prefers the warmth of their home over the coldness of his, though we got to see progress on that end too. Duoduo sooo cute, little munchkin.

The ending is... an ending, that's for sure. Hope we get a season 2 next year but who knows.

Rating: 6.5/10

[lillylvjy]

Race to Meat Mountain?

A/n- hi this is not good at all. i did this at 1 am yesterday and was editing it and it’s not the greatest but it’s something. also i kinda based the angst on things around my life so, sorry if i self-indulged a little, but i hope you all like this fic ( i tried editing the best i could)

warnings- angst if you squint, eating disorder mentioned, swearing, kissing, cute stuff, one sexual joke but i also intended the reader to be apart of the asexual spectrum (again self-indulged) let me know if there is anything i missed:)

Wilbur had talked about going to Iowa the night before stating that hes “never been to Iowa and he doesn’t know if he’s ever going again”. You knew he would. For god sake he’s a musician and he plans on touring in the future. But you just let it go and told him they could go the next time they were in america. 

Apparently that wasn’t good enough for Wilbur, because you woke up at 5 in the morning by Wil shaking your body and whining for you to get up. When you finally opened your guys and let out an annoyed sigh, you say Wilbur with the biggest grin on his face. “Good Morning darling. Get up and get ready, we’re driving to Iowa today.” He said with the most excited voice ever. Now you would be mad at him for waking you up so early, but he was so excited and he looked determined so you said screw it and got up. 

Once it hit 7:30, you all were in the car ready to go. There weren't enough seats in the car and you offered to sit in the trunk but Wil demanded you sit on his lap the whole time because he “didn't want you to get hurt and bored back there”. Was it illegal? Yes. Did any of you care? Nope. Not at all. Wilbur put the seat belt around you and locked it into place. “Are you comfortable love? Do you feel safe?” He asked as Shelby got in the car.

“Yes my love. I promise.” You said kissing his cheek as the boys in the back either gagged or said “get a room!”. 

“Will what- what are we doing?” Jack asked Wlibur. 

Wilbur shifted to look at Jack, “We’re driving to Keokuk, Iowa.” 

“Why?” Jack said in an accusational voice as Wilbur laughed. 

“Two hours and 46 minutes” He said while rubbing your arms. 

“But why are we doing this? You’ve not explained to us why we’re doing this.” Jack asked again. 

“I’ve never been to Iowa-”

“It isn’t real.” Jack intervenes.

“Yes it does! My family lives there!” You said glaring at Jack jokingly.

“As far as I know love..” He said, looking at you with a shrug. You slapped his shoulder as he started laughing.

“Shut it.” you said teasingly.

Wilbur turned back to the camera, “ I have no intention to ever go to Iowa. I mean- what? Am I gonna go to Davenport? No. I'm not going to Iowa ever. So I decided, I'm gonna go right now, so I can say to myself… ‘That’s it!’ Until the day I die I will never enter Iowa.” Wilbur concluded.

\(timeskip)

As Wil and Ranboo explained why we were going to Iowa, you were looking outside and playing with Wilbur’s hand until it got ripped out of yours.

“And they pogged! They pogchamped!” Wilbur yelled as he brought his hand back down to yours and intertwined them back together.

“So me and ranboo are going to split a meat mountain together and that is not what you think it means!” He joked. You laughed and rested your head in his neck.

“What do we call this road-trip?” Wilbur asked after a while. 

“Race to meat mountain.” Ranboo said immediately. 

Race to meat mountain?” You repeated back like it was the dumbest name ever. 

“Yes, and don’t shit on it y/n! You remember what you named the road trip with tommy, tubbo and i? You called it r-”

“Shut your goddamn mouth ranboo! We agreed to let it go!” You said looking at him through the seats. Everyone laughed and went back to the name. 

“Wheatskins title card, “Race to Meat Mountain, go!” Wilbur said to Jack. 

(timeskip)

“Y/n discovered a stain on the back seat, “ Wilbur listed. 

“I’m sitting in it” Ranboo claims.

“It stinks of cigarette smoke” He said, as a chill ran down your spine. You never had a good relationship with cigarettes or smoking. Not that you did it, but friends and family used too and it brought back some bad memories of smelling smoke or seeing it. Wilbur noticed this and wrapped his arms around your waist and kissed your neck lightly. Like a little, “I’m here and you're ok.”

“And the ‘Check engine’ lights on. Welcome.” He concluded.

“We have no windshield wipers.” Shelby claims. 

“Oh yeah! I'm just going to use my body to clean the windshield of its rain.” He said holding you tighter as it got bumpy. 

“If it rains, we’re fucked.” Jack said.

As Wilbur explained the car situation, the middle compartment opened up and everyone laughed. “There you go!” You said laughing. 

“It's raining.” Wilbur said as you guys got on the freeway. Ranboo and 5up found a snow cleaner on the floor and gave it to Wil. 

“Babe that’s for snow!” you exclaimed at Wil. 

“Open the window love” He said as you sighed and rolled down the window. Wilbur hunched over you and started to wipe the window making it slightly worse than before. “I made it worse.” He said laughing. 

(timeskip)

“Oh my god, gone fishin’. There's only two things I like in my life! My wife, and fishin. And of them don’t complain.” Wilbur said, pointing the camera at you. You laughed and turned it away. 

“Canonically your wife is actually a fish wilbur so really hmnahmmm” Jack mumbled in a weird voice. 

“There’s a rest area!” Shelby said looking at you, knowing you had to go to the restroom. 

“Thank god.” you sighed in relief. 

“What can we get?” Wil asked. 

“Deli.” Shelby and you replied at the same time and laughed at each other. 

“Isn’t that…. Isn’t that meat?”

“So deli is sandwich and meats.I don’t know if we should go-” 5up said as will giggled.

“I need to save myself for the meat mountain” ranboo exclaimed.

“I'm a feeble boy! There's only so much meat I can handle.” Jack said in reply. 

“I’m hoping the meat mountains going to take my virginity.” Wilbur said as a joke. 

“Too bad I already took it.” you mumbled under your breath as a joke but everyone still heard it. 

“Love what?!” Wilbur looked at you with wide eyes as everyone laughed. Shelby eventually parked and you opened up the dorr and hopped out. 

“Am I wrong?” you asked him, teasingly. He was red as a tomato at this point. “Love, I'm joking. Don’t be so flustered.” You said, kissing his nose. 

(timeskip)

“TEST! TEST! TEST! TEST!”

“IT'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!” Wilbur exclaimed, and you groaned wanting more sleep as you cuddled up into Wilbur. “Sorry darling.” He apologized to you and kissed your hand that was intertwined with his. You smiled and pecked his lips as an ‘I forgive you’, but then the boys yet again thought it was gross. 

“You guys really need to mature. One day you’ll be like this with your partners. If you get one that is.” You said to the as Wilbur ‘ooo’d and laughed. 

“Guys calm down, I got this!” Ranboo said to everyone.

Ranboo tried to find a sonic but the boys eventually found a subway ahead of us. You gave up trying to sleep for now so you sat up and loomed out the window. 

“To the right! NOW!” Jack yelled at Shelby.

“Just get hashbrowns!” Wilbur exclaimed. 

“They don’t sell hash browns in American subways!” You exclaimed at him. 

“WHAT DONT YOU HAVE HASHBROWNS AT FUCKING SUBWAY!” He said looking at you. 

“BECAUSE IT'S A MCDONALDS THING! NOT SUBWAY!” You said back.

Shelby parked and Wilbur undid the seatbelt and slid out the car from underneath you and shut the door. “Welp he’s gone” Shelby said.

“Sure is. Hopefully it'll shut his loud ass up for a bit. “ You said in a joking manner.

“I think we should go after him.” Jack said. Everyone got out of the car and started walking to subway. 

“On a quest to find Wilbur soot,” Jack said to the camera. 

Everyone agreed to wait for sonic but still agreed to find will. You got to the door and saw Wilbur ordering. You told everyone to be quiet and walked in. you ran up behind Wilbur and hugged him around his waist. He jumped and turned around to look at who this person thought they were. But he relaxed as soon as he saw your smile and wrapped his arms around your neck and kissed your forehead. 

“You should probably take off those glasses.” you pointed out. 

“Eh, I think they’re quite cool! I got tired of waiting for you guys so i just came here.” he said nonchalantly at the camera.

(timeskip)

Apparently Jack has never been to a Walmart as he found one down the street so we all agreed to go. 

“Odds that I buy play-do” ranboo said. 

“For me, buy me some.” Wilbur said, picking it up.

“Five.” ranboo replied.

“Three two one,”

“One” “three” 

“ Buy me some anyway.” Wilbur said to ranboo.

“Sure” ranboo replied.

“Thank you” will said walking away. You pulled ranboo back and held out your hand.

“I’m not letting you pay for his stuff, I'll pay. Just be quiet about it.” you said putting your finger up to your lip to tell him to be quiet and winked at him.

He laughed and walked up with the others. You stayed back and eventually found the home decor section. Back in your and will's apartment, you needed more furniture but you both never have time, so why not now. Just to get a good idea. You forgot about the group as you looked at mirrors and light fixtures you could put up. Knowing wilbur he never could stay in one place but you hype you can convince him to settle down for now until you guys had enough money combined to buy a house and live somewhere you both agreed on. 

As you kept looking, you didn’t hear Wilbur calling your name. But when he looked down the aisle for a quick second before seeing you, he stopped and walked back to the aisle and smiled at you. He knew you wanted more decor but you didn’t know when the next time you guys were moving. He didn’t want to move for a while since he had you there. He wanted to wait until you both could settle down in a home, get married and have kids. At least the feelings are mutual. As he walked down towards you, where you were looking at some vases and little things to hang on the walls, he smiled and looked down at the thing you were holding. “I like that a lot love, you should buy it.” he said, smiling down at you and hugging you from behind. 

You smiled but shook your head. “No, there's nowhere to put it in the car and I don't know when we’re moving next.” You said looking up at him. 

“Darling. I don’t want to move anytime soon. I want to stay in the same shitty apartment until we can afford an actual home where we can get married and start a family. As long as I have you, I’ll stay as long as I need.” He said, pouring his emotions out.

You smiled up at him, teary eyed. “Really? That’s what you want? “ you asked him for reassurance. 

“Yes, really love. I want to marry you and have a family and cherish every moment with you. I love you.” He concluded, cupping your face and pulling you into a kiss. Yes, it was weird to kiss in the middle of a home decor aisle in the middle of the store, but it was perfect. And yet again, ruined by the boys. 

“ I swear to god! If you guys are going to act like horny teenagers, at least do it somewhere else!” Jack exclaimed. 

You narrowed your eyes, “1.) We are NOT horny teenagers at all. 2.) it was a sweet moment before you people ruined it” you finished with an annoyed sigh. Wilbur laughed and said we should probably go and get everyone else food. Which you all agreed to. 

(Timeskip)

You guys finally made it to sonic but the sign was like going through a psychedelic trip. 

“We’re going to trip out at Sonic,” Jack said, making you laugh. 

Wilbur got out of the car again and you just sat, looking at the menu.

“Why are you out there, what are you doing?” Jack asked will.

Wilbur started to look around and sniff like an animal, at least that's what the pictures looked like.

Once Will was back in the car and you were both comfy, we all confirmed we knew what we wanted and started to order. You ordered a simple corn dog and fries with a drink. 

“Where are you going?” Jack asked will. 

“I’m gonna go wild out.” he said and left the car again. 

“Jesus christ, he’s worse than tommy right now.” you sighed and everyone laughed at that, will just glared at you and stuck his tongue out at you. You laughed and made a heart with your fingers at him. 

After Will was ‘wildin out’ he came back in, lifted you back in his lap and looked back at the camera. “Hey baby.” he said, as they all started laughing. 

Apparently will found that super funny to the point of tearing up from laughing so hard. “Love calm down, it wasn’t that funny.” you said laughing at him. 

He was trying so hard not to laugh as he tapped Shelby's shoulder. “Tell ‘em-” he cut himself off by laughing and tried again. “Tell ‘em thanks from me.” he finally got out. 

“I’ll pay, I’ll pay!” Wilbur said, giving Shelby his card. “Stop filming my card! I don’t want wheatskins knowing my fucking card.” he said to jack, laughing still. 

You all eventually got your food and started eating. As Shelby was passing food out, will tried to steal a fry. “Will stop, you can eat some of my food. I'm not going to eat it all.” you said handing him your fries. He took some fries and gave them back to you.

“Thank you love.” he said, while eating the fries. You laughed at him and started eating your corn dog. 

Wilbur started to drink his milkshake. “I cant get it out” he said. 

“Suck harder.” 

“I can’t get it up.” 

“You got to give it that good-good.” Jack said and you almost choked on your food, as Wilbur started lightly tapping your back.

“You ok darling?” he said sincerely, looking at you with concerned eyes. You nodded and took a sip of your drink. 

“Will film me eating corn dog.” Jack said, passing the camera to him. Wilbur figured you were in a better position and handed it to you, and you got the memo. 

“This is my first corn dog ever, I've never had one before. It's really hot. “ Jack says to the camera.

“All the way” ranboo kept saying as you just laughed behind the camera. Jack started to put the whole thing in his mouth until he stopped and laughed. 

“I couldn’t go any further.”  he said, taking a bite of the corn dog. “It’s burning my mouth right now, it's really hot. “ he said as you deadpanned to 5up eating.

“ I have to process the moment, like I have food in my mouth everywhere.” they said as you deadpanned back to jack. 

“I’ve got worse in my mouth, king.”

“I’ve had worse in my mouth. 2017.” ranboo randomly says.

“Do I wanna know?” you asked him. 

“ the year or? Jack asked as well. 

“Yeah he had 2017 things in his mouth” Will says. 

“The stick touched my tonsils as I took my last bite.” Jack said to you.

“If you gag on the corn dog, you know she's not a baddie.” will says as you hit him in the arm. He laughed and smiled at you as you rolled your eyes and smiled back.

“I’m sorry to my audience for letting them down!” Jack says. 

“I’d say all girls are baddies.” Will says placing the camera down in front of you both but failing. 

“Well done will.” Jack says as you all laugh. 

Wilbur fails three times until it finally stays up. “If she gag on the corn dog,”

“She not a baddie.” Jack finished. You and Shelby shared a look and laughed with each other. 

“She not a baddie, isn't that right ranboo?” 

“That's what i'm saying.” he replies as we laugh. 

(timeskip)

“Hey wheatskins, wheatskins! Just make that lean.” Jack says, showing the camera his slushy.

 “Wheatskins, wocky slush. make it wocky slush please,” Jack says in a funny voice as you giggle at him and eat your fries. 

“Make it - make it that purp drank, wheatskins,” Jack pauses and laughs. 

“You say it with so much urgency,: 5up says, as Jack continues. 

“You cut yourself off!” ranboo says as you all laugh.

“You got to film ranboo wildin’ out' ' will says passing jack the camera. 

As ranboo got back to the car, he offers his nuggets to will who kindly shuts down the offre, 

“Roll your windows up kids.” He says while laughing. 

Finally since ranboo is still there, wilbur takes one and eats it. After eating it, Wilbur slumps down the best he can with you on his lap, which ends up with you holding yourself up while he falls.

(small timeskip)

“Sonic was great, let's go to Connetikuk..”

“Kowekuk.” Wilbur replies, wrong also.

“Keokuk!” Shelby corrects them both. 

You groan into Will's neck and turn into him more. Wilbur look’s at you and realizes you're sleeping. He smiles and admires you for a quick second before shushing people. 

“She’s sleeping so please try to keep it down until we get to the Iowa border, please. “ He said to the group as he turned back to you and held you tighter to him. 

“Wheatskins, play the title screen.” Wilbur whispers to the camera.

 (timeskip) 

You ended up waking up during the Keokuk chant the boys were doing and groaned. “Why didnI agree to this?” you ask yourself out loud. 

“Because you loved me. '' Wilbur answers softly in your ear. You hum in agreement with him. 

“Look there’s a peep!” Shelby exclaims. 

You gasp, “where?!” you ask, fully awake now. 

“What the fuck is a peep?” Wilbur asks you. 

“That's hurtful.” you replied back. 

“Shelby, your eyes are supposed to be on the road!” 5up exclaims. 

After you all settled down, will gave the camera back to jack. And then a couple minutes later will says this;

“I really have to go to the bathroom.” he says to you all. 

“But im genuinely afraid of going to the bathroom around here. I think there gonna smell that im an atheist out of towner-” 

“Like my parents did. And look, you turned up unafraid and alive!” you cut wilbur off. 

“I'm so scared.” He said, and you felt his hand tighten on yours. You rubbed his knuckles. 

“I can go in with you and pretend like i'm buying things and wait for you.” You said, as he nodded.

Shelby parked and you both got out of the car. Will tried to take off his shirt but you all convinced him to just go in and get it down. As you went in, Wilbur asked for a bathroom as you bought a drink and some funyuns. Once Wilbur was done he rushed out and went with you to the car and hurried you both in, as you rolled your eyes. 

“I tried to say ‘have yall got a toilet’, I tried to throw a y’all in there. But it ended up like, “have y’all got a bathroom’” he explains as you all laugh. 

“I think it went well.” you said. 

“No shit! You’ve done this before love. Me, quite the opposite.`` Wilbur said to you as you laughed. 

(timeskip to arbys because i'm lazy)

You guys finally made it to Arby’s, as you all go in, Jack goes to the front counter and asks if they have the so-called ‘meat mountain’ here. While the rest of you sit, jack comes back with the order. 

“Are you sure you can eat all that?” a worker asked. 

“Probably not, i'll give it a go though” jack replies.

“That's a lot of meat.” The worker replies. 

“I’m aware.”

“You’re a - you’re a little one too.” The worker tells jack. 

We all laugh as Jack just sits there. “We're gonna give it a go, oh my lord.” Jack said as he held up the sandwich. When Jack opens it, your eyes go big. 

“Yeah no, I'm good.” you say as you try to ditch the eating part. 

“Love at least try a little bit? For me?” he said looking at you, genuinely. 

“But I already ate.” you whispered to him, as everyone else looked at the sandwich. 

Wilbur took your hand in his, “You don’t have to love. I know it’s a bigger type of food. But if you could just try a little tiny bit for me and just review it. You did so at good lunch today, I'm very proud of you. So very proud.” He whispered back to you, kissing your hand. 

You sighed, “fine, only for you though.” You told him. He smiled at you and kissed your forehead before turning back to Jack and the sandwich. 

“Take a bite king,” Wilbur told Jack, as Jack bit into the overly large sandwich.

Jacks review- lots of flavors

“Ranboo this was your plan”

“This was never my plan”

“You told me about meat mountain”

“I did tell you about meat mountain” ranboo said as he took the sandwich.

Ranboo review- meat

“I have to have a bite. Originally it was me and ranboo who were taught the tale.” wilbur said. 

“I’m not even hungry, I had a subway.”

“You are hungry for the meat mountain, the meat mountain is hungry for you.” ranboo said as wilbur sniffed it and took a bite.

Wilbur review- can't describe the smell, does not like the temperature mix 

Once Shelby tried it you knew you had too as well. You took a deep breath to slow your heart rate and to stop yourself from having a panic attack. Your hands started shaking and wilbur noticed this, and gave you a look saying, ‘you don’t have to take a bite if you truly don’t want to.’ But you shook your head and asked Shelby for the sandwich. Is it pushing limits? Yes. But it’s good for you to try new things. especially when you're getting better at eating. 

You took a bite of half the sandwich at first to see if you could handle it.

 ‘Hmm. Not horrible.’ You set the sandwich down and nodded your head.

 “It's not the greatest but it’s bearable.” you said as your review

. You started to pick at your hands, anxiety wearing down slowly. But before you could do damage, wilbur grabbed your hands and kissed them. “Thank you baby. I’m so very proud of you.” you smiled and felt accomplished. 

5up took the sandwich and ate the only spot left.

 “6 bites of a meat mountain.” wilbur said, looking at the sandwich. 

“I’m just thinking about it now.” Jack says as everyone hummed in question. “Why did we drive two and a half hours to Iowa for this?” he asked. Wilbur laughed behind the camera.

“We passed three arby’s on the way here.” Shelby concludes.

“We passed one a good 30 minutes in.” ranboo adds.

 Jack shrugs.“Iowa baby” Jack fist bumps ranboo.

“That’s what i’m sayin’, “ ranboo says.

 “Wheatskins, play the title card.” Jack tells the camera as you all laugh. 

You sigh. “Can we go back now? I’m tired as hell.  And now that we’ve achieved our goal, you guys can all be quiet and take naps with me. I’m looking at you will.” you said as you looked up at him.

 Everyone laughed and agreed on going back to the hotel. 

As you were walking back to the car, wilbur took your hand a kissed it.

“ i love you darling and I’m glad you decided to come with.” he said smiling down at  you.

You smiled back.”Of course my love. No place I'd rather be than with you.” you said as you pulled him down to your lips.

 “Ok guys! c’mon! “ Ranboo whined, as will and you laughed. 

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[batfamfucker]

Episode Three things I loved:

Bill and Frank. Obviously.

Old gays in general. Two gay men who get to grow old together and die together happily (As happy as you can be in the apocalypse).

Secret basement below the basement.

Bill's bunker. It's awesome.

Bill being Autistic for his entire screen time. Tell me that man isn't neurodivergent. I love him.

The fact Bill and Frank died together and it was lovely and they were happy instead of Bill finding Frank hanging like in the game. I'm glad they got to go together peacefully.

The gay coding with their words. 'A man who knows which wine to put with rabbit' 'I know I don't seem like the type' 'No, you do.' He read that motherfucker. 'Who's the girl' 'There is no girl' 'I know'

The piano scene. The fucking song throughout the ep. And the end as Joel and Ellie drive away. The open window. The message within the lyrics.

The cute little town.

Them bickering and being a married couple.

The meme-ability of Bill. 'The government ARE Nazis!' And 'You WHAT?' I need them as meme templates thanks.

Honestly that whole scene 'They ARE' 'They are NOW but they weren't THEN'

Bill's fucking Illuminati stuff. The hilarity of him staying alive because of his conspiracy theories.

Bill being a fucking badass tbh. The minute FEDRA leaves, just breaking into everywherr. Seeing him set up that town, having a full blown plan, setting up traps and building a goddamn generator, relaxing as he lets his traps take care of infected, just enjoying his steak and laughing. Knowing he does that a lot 'Gets me everytime'. Man's was made for this. He slayed tbh. That whole scene was so satisfying.

I was scared Frank was gonna use Bill, and he did at first, but then seeing him genuinely begin to love and care for him. Refusing to let Bill die when he got shot even though Bill told him Joel could care of him, wanting to marry Bill on his last day.

Honestly Frank just being sassy and dragging Bill lmao. 'We need friends babe. Sweetheart please you just sit in the basement all the time. You need a social life other than me, and for my own sanity, I need one too. So I've made a friend over the radio and you can't do anything about it. Now get me my paint'.

Tess being an AllyTM. Her and Frank being besties whilst their paranoid husbands scowl at each other.

Joel unable to say the word 'partner' for Bill and Frank lmao. You just adopted a lesbian. Honey, you've got a big storm coming.

I was hoping Ellie would get to meet Bill and he would tell her about Frank (Before going into the ep, based on the game) so she would have a nice little internal 'I'm not the only gay in the world thank god' moment. But I didn't mind since the whole episode was amazing.

The strawberry scene.

Bill apologising for getting older quicker but then it's Frank that needs the help later. My heart.

Frank and his paintings and beautiques.

Frank knowing Bill poured the pills into the wine bottle so he'd die too.

The marriage scene. Them exchanging rings. Having the same last meal and wine they had for their first meal together. Sitting next to each rather than across the table. A shot of the hole that Frank fell into, where they met. Sobbing. I love them.

They are the definition of 'In sickness and in health, till death do us part' and it hurt but it was some beautifully.

Knowing any Homophobic Gamer BoysTM were ripping their hair out at this episode.

It ripped my heart out but the fucking skeletons. The baby blanket and transition to seeing that baby and the mother. Knowing what happens. Hearing a mother comfort her kids and seeing a old lady and a whole community of families and knowing what happens to them.

All the fuck the government stuff. It feels like all the fucked up shit they did is so realistic and would happen.

The letter for Joel. 'Keep Tess safe'. And the symbolism of knowing there's at least one person (Ellie) worth saving. Worth living for. My heart.

Also, though. 'Hehehehe'

Ellie reading 'hehehehe'

The casualness of human bodies in the apocalypse. Periods actually referenced in an apocalypse show! Joel tossing Ellie some deodorant! Him being prepared to take care of a teenage daughger again! Ellie telling him he needs to shower (Also their banter). Ellie stocking her bag with toilet paper.

Joel making a small gravestone for Tess out of rocks from the river. That hurt.

Dad Joel coming out more and more each episode.

The forest scene. Joel giving his jacket to Ellie to sleep in so she wouldn't be cold. Him making sure she eats even if he doesn't.

Ellie roasting Joel. Joel roasting Ellie. 'Shit at shooting or life in general' Joel's continous 'offended but mostly confused I just got dragged by a 14 year old' face.

The arcade machine.

The repeat of the 'Anything bad?' 'Just you' joke.

Ellie being lowkey a psychopath again? The basement scene and her seeming to enjoy killing the infected dude.

Ellie being upset he stashes the massive gun. Because same.

The plane scene. Ellie's excitement all episode. Every question she asks. That's my Ellie.

Joel's dark humour. 'So did they'.

History Lesson With Joel.

Flour Zombies Confirmed. It's no longer Plants Vs Zombies, it's Plant Zombies.

The way he said the date of the outbreak, the subtle pain, and you can tell it's engraved because of that reason, as well as Sarah's death, and his birthday. I can't wait until Ellie finds out it was his birthday. And/Or about Sarah.

Contractor (?) Joel dragging Bill about his fences and using his KnowledgeTM to bait him into trading. Him being right.

Ellie's first time in a car. 'It's a spaceship'

'Women's shirts'. Joel really is thinking of her and it's nice to see he's used to taking care of a teenage girl and how he goes back into that role with ease. Him getting used to that again, even if begrudgingly at first.

Everytime Joel tells Ellie off. Dad Mode Joel Activated.

The fucking seat belt scene. Joel telling her to put her seatbelt on. The parallel of him saying that to Ellie like he did with Sarah. Him leaning over her and Ellie being completely comfortable with him doing so. Her not knowing what a seatbelt is.

Joel trying to get Ellie not to play music but then not letting her turn it off when he realises it's a song/artist he likes.

Joel warming up in the final shot when he likes the music. Ellie hating it. It's giving Dad Who Listens To Smooth Radio Whilst You Die Inside. I know because I've been there.

No school scene. Not introducing the bloater so soon. I'm glad we're building to that. Makes it seem much more impactful.

Basically the entire episode.

All I 'didn't like' (/Joking) was that they didn't hide literally everything in that house in the secret basement below the basement so raiders won't find anything when they come, so it'd still be there if they ever need to go back there. But that's just because I wouldn't be able to deal with it if that were me. I'd be making sure no one finds that shit. It's mine, and I'd go back for it when possible. Maybe. At some point. Hopefully. Or live there myself if I wasn't in Joel and Ellie's situation. I also wanna see Joel swinging upside-down from a chain at some point.

Joking aside, this episode is great. The show continues to not only meet my expectations, but exceed them. I can't take the fact that there's only nine episodes this season because I don't want it to end and I hope season two isn't about the second game, but for the show's later seasons to be about the years and adventures Joel and Ellie have together after the events of the first game, if season one meets the end of the first game. Because I love them and need more of this.

I'm so excited to see where this show goes. It has the perfect balance of sticking to the source material yet also doing new stuff that also surprises people who have played the game. I adore it.

[josnhoes]

Okay I finally know what I'm gonna ask for the kid but also not kid Au

What if they are like a ghost or some type of yokai, like imagine them explaining how they die and the whole nrc is 😶 it depends on you how they die— (gosh I'm so bad at this 😦) can I get a reaction how the dorm leaders react to the mc being a ghost or a yokai—? I like to think most of them r gonna said 'oh no :( you died at such a young age' and the mc is like 🧍‍♀️ (I hope you can understand this 😢💀 I'm so bad at this as this is my first time ) oh and take your time! Love your content btw ❤️

I understood it no problems. Thank you so much for requesting and I apologize for the delay. I was asleep. Mind you I didn't get much sleep but still.

Going with Yokai since twist has ghosts so I wanna shake it up. Going with a kitsune because little kid with fox tail and ears would just melt so many hearts.

Content warning angst that gives way to comfort, reader has died in the past, reader was murdered in a botched mugging

You had no issues with the fact you had died before. After all you had gotten a second chance as a kitsune. A second chance you always made the best of. So when you awoke in NRC you were so upset with your small form. All your tails but one where gone!

Night Raven Collage had been much much more lively since your arrival, you made friends and family. But as much fun as you were having the anniversary of you death, and subsequent rebirth was on you. This day was always bitter sweet, yes you had a new life and powers and cute ears and tails, but you had to give up your loved ones.

It's a dorm leader meeting where the reason for your down trotten mood comes out. Kalim had asked, and while they all knew your were a yokai they didn't know you weren't born one. The room goes silent frozen in dread as you answered the ball of sunshine, "Oh I'm just sad because this is the day I died."

The room swiftly devolves into chaos. Idia from his tablet is actually the one to manage to ask, "What do you mean by died?"

"Oh I wasn't always a yokai, I... I was headed home one night," it was so obvious talking about it hurt but they doubted you'd told *anyone* before now. "It was late and I tried taking a short cut," the room is more silent then you thought could be possible. "A man grabbed me, demanded everything I had if I wanted to live. I didn't have much, an old phone and some IDs. I guess he couldn't control his temper when he realized nothing I had was of value. I.." Tears are starting to roll down your face. "I still remember the burning from the knife as he kept stabbing me. I-... A kitsune saw it all and felt pitty for me, gave my soul one of his tails and told me to find a new life. I-" you held your tail close and began sobbing. It really was the first time you'd spoken about it.

The silence aside from you sobs now spoke levels of rage, sadness, and disbelief. Riddle broke the silence, "Who mugs *a child*?" And the room treatens to erupt into chaos once more. But those pathetic sobs of yours stops them all.

Kamil is crying with you and he pulls you into a hug allowing you to cling to him. It was surreal seeing the two biggest sunshines on campus so sad.

Riddle, Malleus, and Leona are all moments away from storming out to find your killer. Vil and Azul felt their hearts break.

Soon all of them are taking turns hugging you. Making various promises to give you a happy second life. Though inside they all feel guilt at their overbolts and that you a child who had been murdered had to be the one to fix it. They acted like their problems were so bad but you had been killed. When one of the Dormleaders mention that later on you comfort them saying how suffering *isn't* a competition. They were supposed to comfort you yet here you were comforting them once again.

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Its the end of the year! Which means its time to post the

Tags That Made Me Smile 2022

The following are a collective list of tags, author notes, and fic names that i saw on ao3 and tumblr that made me either laugh or smile. Ive separated them by fandom but a good amount arent actually fandom specific. Ive added the character names or fandom at the end like {name} to clarify who the tag is talking about

[2021's list]

Author Specific / Non-Specific

i saw canon; acknowledged it; And promply burned it in a dirty trash can thanks; Have this instead

Give me pain I need to feel something

this is self projection thank you coming to my ted talk

Whats that?? Overused tropes that everyone has seen before????? Pfffffffft. This fic is literally just a big mess of "how can I cater to myself and myself only"

you ever just look at your life and wonder how you got here; bc that's what this fic is for me

Don't underestimate me I DO NOT know how long this fan-fic will be

can you tell my target audience is myself

this is content specifically catered to me and no one else

these characters are my landlords and i pay them rent

P O L Y A M O R Y   I S   M Y   P O L Y J A M O R Y

cheek kiss warning

kidnapping isn’t sexy don’t do it

i've never read the archie comics but that's not gonna stop me {archie sonic}

not me writing a whole fic for a ship only i care about; that like maybe two other people ship; rowing this boat is hard but someone has to do it {scourge x fleetway sonic}

ankles don't heal this fast but fuck it i do what i want

no beta we die like men; or rather we drown like the sad shipper with a pool noodle we are

I'm afraid of the Danimals mascot and you should be too

if you're getting flood warnings, don't worry. It's just MY TEARS!

me at every character: anxiety be upon ye

Me (Grabs canon and runs a marathon with it)

Quote: Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created (Spy Kids) {tmnt crossover}

Alternate Universe - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

contains dangerous amount of bed based snuggling

(kind of its a very short very homosexual fight scene); and then they kiss.

Hostage situation takes a romantic turn???? Not clickbait????

enemies to frenemies

Improper Use of Pool Noodles

stone cold stoicism meeting determined stupidity

Star Wars

Kanan Jarrus: The Daddening

platonic love is what healed his lonely existence {din djarin}

when in doubt: road trip with the besties {din, boba, fennec}

Soul Eater

found family at its finest {kid, liz, patty}

The Witcher

wife (platonic) {yennskier}

at first I was like haha geralt and Istredd should kiss as a joke…. but bro I don’t think it’s a joke anymore….

Sonic the Hedgehog

Movie!Super Sonic is made out of LOVE no one touch me

Sonics gay awakening I guess

sonic movie 2 made me make an ao3 account lol

Sonic was made to love people

Two Bros Chillin’ in an ER Five Feet Apart ‘cause they’re not gay {sonic x shadow}

the most dangerous thing is to love {shadow}

Trapped in a small box with just enough room to face some feelings {sonic x shadow}

the R in rivalry stand for romance {sonic x shadow}

The L in Rivalry Stands For 'Love' {sonic x shadow}

A Largely Platonic Cave

i love boom!shadow so naturally i made him even more insufferable

Sad-ow

Wachowskis holdin it down in the bg; Absolute champs

I love how Shadow is just so mindbogglingly utterly done with reality

Knuckles is a guardian of all things great and small

“Would you kiss a worm?" “If he was cute as fuck? Yeah.” {wade x stone}

"What is this made of, bendable titanium?!" "INCORRECT. IT IS MADE OF THE FRUSTRATIONS OF MOTHERS EVERYWHERE." {team dark}

featuring a scourge that trips far too much because it's my fic and I said so {scourge x fleetway sonic}

no thoughts just soft hedgehog moments

listen if im going to die at the hands of injured lancelot shit i might as well take advantage of it

Everyone has a crush on Lancelot and I'll die on this hill

fairy Lancelot Fairy Lancelot FAIRY LANCELOT!!!

TMNT

Slow Burn; mostly on april's end of things; casey and donnie are basically on fire right off the bat {tmnt 2012}

Rise!Donnie and 2012!Casey be out there committing arson together for their first date >.>

Please enjoy Casey, the fool, realizing his feelings for Donnie, another fool {tmnt 2012}

Draxum and Splinter are the turtles' dads (it's a reluctant partnership)

just two absolute powerhouses holding each other gently {raph x mona}

“There’s nothing wrong with the way you love, Dee. Goodnight.” {rottmnt}

Wondering what to do when the apocalypse happens? Easy: fly across the country and get Vegas-married. That's definetley an appropriate reaction that won't involve your complicated feelings towards your roommate at all {hypno x warren}

Look rise are weapons of war 12 were accidents and I play with that HARD in this fic

"GET IN THE TURTLE TANK BITCHES WE GOING TO FAMILY THERAPY" {rottmnt}

Donatello is now Dad-Atello {rottmnt}

The other [Casey] is out on a beach in Tahiti; It's what he deserves after surviving the Krang {rottmnt}

Leo is now actively being hunted for sport; (the only sport Donnie is good at) {rottmnt}

These turtles can fit so much trauma

2018 Karai lives because fuck Nick; Casey x Donnie x April are a healthy ship and also fuck nick again

I cant be the only one pissed by Leo's and Karais 'love interest plot'; Leonardo's weird feelings were simply gender envy...Yes that is canon now {tmnt 2012}

What happens when two "dudes" call each other 'girlfriend'; Transgender activities, that's what! {tmnt 2012}

splinter is twice divorced and never married {rottmnt}

Papatello / Dadatello {rottmnt}

draxum's gone from dadxum to grand-dadxum good for him

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES YES YES YES; GRANDPA BARRY COMING IN CLUTCH

draxum just be like gramps still got it; and by 'it' i mean a complete lack of forethought for care when creating random children

Puts the Bi in Bitchless {rottmnt leo}

its because ninja turtles

feral mamatello {rottmnt}

Marvel

it's the anguish, the self flagellation, the audacity to love the man who annihilate ur nation and killed ur mother; your m o t h e r {black panther}