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Please? 🙏

Can I request some request for the knak loz? Now that some drama in my life is over I have some more time to write.

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Link and Sidon just finds a list that reader dropped

Self aware au reader drops a grocery list with pans for meals.

The thing about Sidon and Link is they are both golden retrievers. Especially for reader as reader is the originator. Nothing you do or say could ever make them doubt you.

So when you drop a list by accident they are more curious but try not to read it. What if it was private? Oh who is Link kidding he was reading the second he picked it up. Sidon at least tried to show restraint.

Link doesn't know what meal or meals this list will make but now he needs to know. He needs to try it. The originator's cooking sounded like it'd be amazing. He has no shame asking you straight up about it.

Sidon is much more coy, saying *Link* read the list and he was simply curious about what you were making. Oh he couldn't dare steal any of the food you make yourself that would be worse then stealing from a guppy!

Please share with them both.

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Knak Loz ideas. Totk time line

As knak lore reader is isekaied to Hyrule but in the body of a child. The round ears draw stares and makes reader kinda stay away from towns. But that's how they meet Link.

Link who knows of Ganon and that Ganon had round ears. He looks at reader and instantly this is his child. It was your eyes wild and untamed buy filled with kindness hidden in the wariness. He is aware his mission is dangerous but he brings you along anyway.

Reader becomes his shadow until one day while forced to defend themselves accidently lights the bokoblin camp on fire. It awoke something in you and Link knew it was time.

Chaos knew chaos and the two of you bond more and more. You on his shoulder helping him make war crime constructs. Helping him pick his horse. Teaching him new foods. Making death traps and helping with shrines.

Eventually the time comes for the big confrontation. Ganondorf prepares for combat when you pop out. "Why are your tits so big?" And for once the gerudo ruler had no clue what to do. More so when he sees the round ears. Only he really had those a sign he was forsaken by Hylia. It stirs something in him.

Link is holding the master sword up torn between snickering and wondering *how* you followed him. He left you back at camp! But here you were walking right over to the embodiment of evil and...

You reach up with grabbing hands, "Uppies." You say it like a statement a demand and Ganon hesitates. Link glares, "Well are you going to give them uppies or do I have to kick your ass harder."

This was not how his return was supposed to go, but he picked the child up. If only to get a better look at you and your ears. He wonders if he had a child would their ears be like yours? Like his and the few Hylia shunned.

His kid now. The pair begin a war of custody rather than martial combat. Which leads to them both co-parenting. Somehow, Ganon is the mother hen, the one demanding you stay away from battle until you're trained. The one who's heart stops everytime you help make a construct of destruction he found impressive. You're little mad scientist laugh did *not* make him smile. (It totally did)

Zelda is brought back by the tri-force cycle being broken. And instantly takes over the cool aunt role. She actually spends more time with you then they do because the boys constantly argue over your time.

One example is the men were arguing who got to teach you to ride horses solo. Both being horse girlies meant this was a matter of pride. While they fought Zelda swooped in and taught you. It was both for the bonding and a little petty revenge. Though to the horse obsessed men it was more a pro-revenge.

It's your weird little family or it was until Hylia interfered. She didn't like the cycle being broken. But you charm her in your dreams leading her to bless you rather then curse. Her new little baby. The blessing is one of the species changing masks from majora's mask. You only get one but as a mission she hid the rest for you and your family to find.

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The discord is currently talking knak loz ;3c

I made the Discord anyway. It has Mee6 and Poketwo. If you wanna join I'll place the link below.

https://discord.gg/NjyJRVzT

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I made the Discord anyway. It has Mee6 and Poketwo. If you wanna join I'll place the link below.

https://discord.gg/NjyJRVzT

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The heart of war.

A hades first God au side piece. 18+ only if you are under 18 please do not interact with this. That goes for ageless blogs too.

After a long battle Ares thinks on first God reader and loses himself to his thoughts. Gn!reader

Content warning: mentions of blood, war, death, submissive Ares, blood play, collars and leash, male masturbation, masturbation surrounded by corpses, masochist Ares, Ares is a bit of a freak, Ares wants to be used, degradation, voyeurism

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The scent of blood filled the air, a smell Ares had grown more then used to. He'd go so far to say he enjoyed it. But that's who he was, bloodlust and violence; his family had treated him as such since birth. A being to be feared, unable to be tamed. But you, his beloved God saw him as more; and that made him weak.

The battle field had long since been empty of life. The victorious taking home their dead and leaving the rest to rot, not that he cared; but you would. You cared for mortals. Surrounded by the corpses he wondered if maybe he shouldn't think of you here. Yet how could he not?

He longed for you, for your touch, your rage, to feel your anger on his skin. The thought alone sent a fire through him. Just wondering when you would punish him for his many wars using your mortals as pawns, the smell of blood surrounding him making his heart patter with the memories of battle. The two loves of his life filling his senses.

Oh he wondered how your scent would mix with the blood of a battle. Not your own, never your's. But maybe his? Your angry nails digging into his flesh, maybe a blade? A dagger given to you with love from him used upon his flesh in retribution.

Ares' skin burned as he pictured it. His cock growing harder and harder until even his underwear was too much. He needed respite, freedom and he wasted no time in doing so. His hand gripping his cock.

He pictured you, nude below him. A collar around his neck using the leash you tamed him with to control him. The sounds you'd make between demands of orders he dare not disobey. The way you'd stretch around him. Warm, welcoming, but not his. No he is yours, but you aren't his and he can't seem to care.

He began to stroke himself, his hand a poor sense of relief compared to how he imagined you would feel. Ares squeezed as he pictured you clenching around him, the ire from him taking more then he should. Not not should, what he was gifted. But he was greedy so greedy. He needed you, he wanted you, he *craved* you.

You'd make him hold off, to hold still as his cock throbbed in you. Make him beg as you teased him from below. Call him disgusting, a beast who craves flesh, but put all your attention on him and only him.

He thrusted into his hand, desperate. It wasn't enough it would never be enough. Not until it was you. Even with the adrenaline and pride of a battle fought around him could please him like you could. And oh how he would please you.

Would you break? Succumbing to the pleasure allowing him some control? Or would you stay composed? Oh how he needed to know.

His precum leaked onto his hand the large amount showing how worked up he had been this entire time thinking of you. Even his location had been forgotten, the bodies that littered the ground gone replaced with his image of you.

If anyone knew what he was doing now they'd call for his head, maybe he could ask for you as his last meal? He was certain you'd taste more then divine. They could watch, watch as he made you come undone on his face. Something they'd never get to do, not like him.

He squeezed again, harder this time the pain sending a jolt of pleasure with the pain. Why couldn't you love him more then the others? You never chose a favorite but he longed to be that one. The one you could call husband.

The thought of it, you calling him husband drove him to the edge. The ropes of cum covering his legs from where he stood almost collapsing. Your name on his lips like a prayer almost hoping you come see what a mess he was all because of you.

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I made the Discord anyway. It has Mee6 and Poketwo. If you wanna join I'll place the link below.

https://discord.gg/NjyJRVzT

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For first god/self aware in Zelda

Imagine Link or Sidon find a list written on them and it just a list to make food like weight, eggs, and fish to make fish tacos or ice, sugar, salt, and milk to make ice cream

Like on them (link and sidon) or like on reader? Tbh I'm very confused by this ask and I feel so bad about that.

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It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

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Some messy fan art chibi

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Idea for first god au.

What if reader is actually eldritch being and "Hades game" is just pocket world they are created out of boredom?

Just a snap of their fingers, there is Big Bang and then Chaos and then everything and everyone else while they're watching from above with pure curiosity in their myriad eyes.

But as time passes forward, they're become more involved in the lives of these who living inside of their creation and finally have kinship feelings for them.

And then reader taking the form of a mere human, so no one will be afraid and that little world won't fall apart, and join them. It's feels funny to be treated like a fragile vase, but they will enjoy it while they can.

I think this would have to be it's own au. Because in the first God au reader only made the gods/titans/monsters/mortals aka living things, the word itself already existed before them. This is creation of all.

I do like the idea of the Gods reaction to the knowledge of an eldritch being making everything. They know of you but they can't think on you too long. Perceiving you even through thought can drive even the strongest into madness.

They can't see the true you with out horrible things happening. Eyes burning out, mind breaking, or inducing a catatonic state. They can only interact with an avatar of yourself. Even then the gods still feel off the longer they're around your avatar.

Average humans can't be near you lest the whispering starts eating at their minds and souls. Mortal followers of you seek ways to safely perceive you being it physically or mentally slowly corrupting them from human to something else with how they alter their bodies.

The only beings truly safe of your aura is animals. They don't think on what or who you are, simply that you are there. Monsters also have a better grip on being near you.

The gods love you, and you love all your creations; even if your love leads to madness.

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Fandom: Welcome to demon school Iruma-kun

Femine reader, reader is referred to as mom, but no genitalia or direct pronouns used

Content warning Canon compliant abuse of a child, yandere platonic

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Imagine being Iruma's work mom. Just like him you bounce from job to job. Though this was your choice, Iruma didn't have that luxury. Each job was dangerous and Iruma was so small so you took it on yourself to look after him.

When the time comes and Iruma is spirited away, you get dragged with him. In his excitement Sullivan didn't notice you had been touching Iruma as he grabbed him. You had been trying to save him from the falling equipment and fish. Logically you knew he could dodge but still....

Things proceed as normal until Sullivan notices you. When he was preparing to send you off Iruma's call of "Mom no!" Triggers something in the demon, the tantalizing idea taking hold, "Iget a child and a grandson double the family for the price of one!

Next thing you know the demon is telling you to call him Dad and planning family portraits. He proposes a question to strike a deal: your safety and being cared for like Iruma, in exchange you call him father and act as his child. Your other option? Being fed to the demon's. You agree sealing your fate. It's not a bad fate, you never need to work, and you are offical Iruma's mom. So it wasn't too bad.

Infact it starts off great, Sullivan spoils you and Iruma, anything you want was yours. Sullivan was an affectionate father. It was nice to be loved and accepted. But as time passes you notice things. Sullivan was always worried about your safety. Slowly stopping you from going out with out him or Opera. Murmurs from his office between himself and the cat planning something, catching your name in Opera's voice but just barely.

Speaking of the cat, they were everywhere. How they managed to do their duties and be by you constantly was mind boggling. But unlike Sullivan who was a soft touch Opera was strict and not above reminding you what would happen if a demon found out you were human. And as much as you knew it was an intimidation tactic it was still true; keeping you mostly obedient and staying inside.

The only time you got to socialize with anyone outside of the family it was Iruma's friends, teachers, or his friend's parents. You could never ask for help either, since Opera was always about. Plus for some reason Iruma was making excuses for them making you slowly question if those red flags were actually red.

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Happy Valentines Day duckies!

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I've been playing Hello kitty island adventure on my switch and I can not explain how happy I am. My little character looks almost exactly like my fursona Ophelia. Pics under cut

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Just sort of curious but you before if I remember you've made that first god reader blessed Persephone to give birth to Melinoe so I was just wondering with Melinoe being result of said blessing how would the others react and interact with her since at the start where Zagreus became the first to be given a blessing he tries to hide it cause the Olympians might try to keep them up in Olympus?

It's only because reader is around that Zagerus isn't taken away for being blessed by them, and this fact extended to Melinoe if not more so. Your magic helped form her. She is as much your child as the underworld royalties.

The Hades family stays humble about all the blessings you gave them. Hades himself can't help but feel smug regardless which means he gets scolded by Persephone a lot. They don't want another war afterall.... not that you'd allow a war. Still old habits.

Melinoe existence has cause the Olympians to spend more time in the underworld. Hades is sick of them. She grows up surrounded by family both close and distant just like she deserves.

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Do you know the anime Minky Momo?

Basically a child/teenage magic girl is sent to Earth to help people regain their hopes and dreams. When she transforms, she turns into an adult with a job (different ones per transformation) to help a specific person on Earth be happy again

For the twst notchild!child mc au, what are the most popular reactions among the school when they find out that mc has a similar skillset? Not necessarily minky momo mc but a notchild!reader that can transform into an adult for short periods of time due to her magic core absorbing latent(?) Excess magic in the air

Like, who/what kinds of people (either cast or npc) will treat her differently both in and out of transformation, treat her differently as an adult, treat her the same regardless of form, etc?

Not fully caught up to the au yet so idk if you already did something similar so if you did, please feel free to ignore the request!

I really wish I could write this but the 'canon' to this au is reader will never age up. They literally can't have their age changed via magic. Like a curse. But reader does grow up at a normal human rate.

But tell me more of the minky momo bc it sounds cute

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I saw the art work for your first God au and it's really cool, but does that mean reader is female in it?

That is not the case. While that interpretation maybe I try to leave the body of the reader mostly unmentioned so each reader can insert themselves.

Seeing someone's interpretation and with added lore was the highlight of my month. I love seeing the things you make around my ideas.