not my mom waking up from heart surgery high af on pain meds and bragging ABOUT HOW MUCH AHE PEED DURING SURGERY
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hiii everybody are you normal about Falin showing Laios the same little spell that Marcille showed her? are you normal about Falin remembering it fondly enough that it was one of the first things she showed her brother while trying to teach him magic?
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Radiorose 📻🥀
Based on a true story where I deadass just started digging through a new friend’s purse because I’m a psycho who forgot how to have any goddamned manners 💀
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gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.
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it’s so funny I think pearl is, secretly, a complete sweat, people just don’t call her a sweat the way they do like, joel because they don’t notice. she so frequently is like “haha guys don’t expect me to be good at this I’m just here for fun” and then puts the most time and effort into Winning of anyone ever. this is repeatedly true. I think the main thing that makes people not realize she’s a sweat is that she’s so cheerful about it. she does not experience gamer rage she experiences gamer nirvana I think. girl who wanders in like “oh hey are we having a competition?” and proceeds to wreck shop,
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Mystra showed him the secrets beneath the veils. The gossamer veils first, draped across the Weave. The delicate veils next, draped across her body. 'Chosen One' she whispered, as she slipped them off completely.
poor gale :'(
- the dialogue is from ea gale's explanation about his folly
- i kinda like that she ended up looking like a mother-of-pearl inlay lacquerware!
- oh this was a subconscious choice, but Gale is sitting in seiza which is a posture for showing respect especially to elders. it's also known to be a painful position to sit in for extended periods of time, which is why it was sometimes used as a method of (morally dubious) punishment. however, experienced people can maintain this posture for much longer. food for thought :-)
- (edit: deleted this point bcs it didn't really make sense + detracted from the art a little;;)
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anyways, happy pride month to THEM
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