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forcebookish · 7 months

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i swear half the writers' room wanted to put logan through hell because they loved him and the other half because they hated him

he has some of the best character development in the series and has the most realistic reactions to how fucking tragic his pretty rich boy life is, but also backslides in a very frustrating way that feels like there's a tug-of-war between his fans and detractors

they just undo all his character development for season one in half an episode, make veronica dump him, then later in the season BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN ???? it feels excessive in an inauthentic way tbh and they just put him through the wringer again and again and again

#LoVe also suffers from that lazy writer trope of the only drama they can think of is breaking up lmao #like honestly rewatching this and remembering that he was accused of murdering ANOTHER girlfriend in the movie...#his fate in s4 isn't that shocking anymore #it just feels like they're more interested in using logan as a punching bag (or a source of misery for v) than writing something compelling #and that scene where veronica almost gets her face tattooed by the fitzpatricks and logan saves her is kind of off #it feels incomplete like they should have had a moment but they moved on too quickly #IDK MAYBE IT'S JUST SHIPPER GOGGLES BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE MORE WITH IT #felt more like a setup for Logan Has a Gun in His Glove Compartment than anything about their characters or feelings for each other #they just needed five more minutes #vm liveblog

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rowanraven08 · 3 months

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Trans guys with religious trauma gotta be one of my favorite flavors, I’m gobbling this man up

And yes I’m convinced he smokes. Does he have religious guilt over it? Yes. Do I even know if it was considered bad for a priest to smoke back then? Absolutely not. But he deserves a cigarette after all this shit

#could he technically be trans in the actual story?#no #but we can dream #but seriously #Oliver?#martin kartin Blackwood?#benji from hell followed with us?#such darlings all of them #tbh I don’t really even care about the plot of malevolent #I just want more of my little guys #they’re so tortured and doomed by the narrative /aff #malevolent podcast #malevolent #podcasts #Oliver malevolent #I just spent like five minutes trying to figure out was his last name was so I could tag it #and he just. doesn’t #guys I need to know if anyone has any good last names for this man

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bigskyandthecoldgun · 11 months

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imagine eddie’s out of work because reefer rick got put away for good, and rick kept such a tight lid on his own supplier that eddie has no clue where to buy from now. he’s applied to a couple of jobs, but nobody’s gotten back to him yet. thankfully, his saving grace comes in the form of a flyer for someone seeking a babysitter.

enter single dad steve, who just needs someone to watch his five kids (and occasionally the miracle baby hopper-byers twins from nextdoor, because they’re best friends with his kids and refuse to be separated from them for longer than twelve hours) for a couple hours while he takes a much-needed nap every few days. he can’t keep asking their auntie robin and auntie vickie, after all. even if they’re more than willing to watch them, steve feels like it’s too big of an ask without payment, which they refuse to accept. and if the babysitter that responds to his flyer just so happens to be a very attractive guy whose guitar-playing and d&d skills are enough to captivate said children’s collective attention for those hours, well…that’s just an added bonus.

#steve’s immensely jealous of joyce and hopper because they have children who can go unsupervised for more than ten minutes at a time #make that five actually dustin and lucas’ science experiments have DEFINITELY lit the kitchen on fire in that amount of time #eddie’s never been one to back down from a challenge but. Oh What A Challenge It Is #poor steve just needs like. two more hours of sleep. which is probably the same amount he gets each night #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #steve x eddie #robin buckley #vickie stranger things #robin x vickie #stranger things au #my prompt !#feel free to use it tbh i’d love to see it

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lbhslefttiddie · 1 month

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im so fucking mad. why did i work so hard on this. there isnt even a single gay bitch in this image all i have is latticework and osmanthus studies

#arts #mottau #i mean i did enjoy drawing it. but also what the fuck #this is even sy's actual room yet this is a concept design for a room he will get later #like this is vaguely something i started drawing to conceptualize certain aspects of omega room design in this setting #but like at this point i could have explained more in three regular sentences #due to the potency of an omega's scent particularly in their living quarters certain aspects of their rooms are specially tailored #to contain their scent to the more personal parts of their living space. one could think of it as degrees of intimacy #with their bed area being the place their scent is allowed to fully saturate the space. the room divider here encloses the furniture needed #for dressing and whatnot as well for similar reasons and the curtain falling over it mimicking the canopy of the bed serves two functions #partially trapping in the scent and also adding an additional layer of 'hiding' to the nest area which makes it feel more secure #see? three sentences. that took five minutes to explain #i mean certainly the art looks niceys and all but im just so fucking perplexed. why did i do that

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warlenys · 2 months

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the glenn macdennis comment hurt obviously but also so necessarily cause i’d gotten too delusional i was too obsessed with the potential final prize instead of fully enjoying what i love about what macden is rn which is the saddest awfulest gay tragedy ever written this is such a good catalyst for lowering my expectations and just living laughing loving in the doomed queerbait this is what shipping’s about what fandom’s about what life is about let us rest peacefully knowing that we absolutely will still get shit and it’ll be crazy and funny and sad but ultimately the power to make it beautiful lies with us. as the queerbait gods intended

#or is this just coping. who knows #do still need a five minute sex scene but they can be friends after it #because he is right. it’s funny #it’s also horrible which is the show #but yeah stings oh boy it stings but also this is so so good and fun #and then if it does end up happening we didn’t expect it which makes it better lmao #overall very important thing i think. this is how queerbait should be done it’s beautiful #but yes hush hush don’t worry this is better in the long run i promise #unless it stunts the character development but i don’t think they’d let that happen #that’s like glenn’s favourite thing #but yeah macden is so beyond normal queerbait anyway and i’d honestly been forgetting how fun it was before s16 when it was so unknown #i’m so ready to get back to that complete lack of trust in anything before s17 #seeing that tweet did feel like being shot though #‘we need more doomed toxic queerbait’ you couldn’t even handle glenn howerton saying macdennis will never be fully canon #iasip #macdennis #+

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teddybeartoji · 21 days

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o wait before i start posting any pics.. i was thinking that maybe.. you guys could help me liquify this gender some more by switching up what you call me.... DON'T GET ME WRONG I LOVE . LOVE LOVE LOVE WHEN YOU USE HE/HIM AND JUST OVERALL LIKE MORE MASC STUFF THAT'S SOOO MMMMMMMMMSO FUCKING GOOD like i don't get to feel that irl at all so it really does make me so happy but i've just been thinking abt TRYING to switch it up more yk? does this even make sense...... . hhhh anyway i might won't even like it and i'll want to just go back to hehim but i wanna try... JUST TO SWITCH IT UP.

#i think the only term that is incredibly questionable is “queen” lmao #idk i have some personal beef with that one #MAN I REALLY MIGHT JUST DELETE THIS IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #WHY DON'T I KNOW WHAT I WANT #i'm not asking you to fully drop the he him but just maybe.. use she her every once in a while..#I'M GONNA EXPLODE WHY IS THIS THE WEIRDEST POST EVER TO MAKE WHAT IS GENDER CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME #btw if anybody happens to be wondering why i don't just use they/them #iii just don't feel anything towards those #personally #like they don't make me feel like anything while he him and she her are more like yes:3333 #does.. does that even make sense #oh my god #there are question marks flying around my head #i read this fic the other day #which is in my drafts i need to add tags to it #but the op just.. like made my brain grow two sizes #bc they made the reader genderfluid and then proceeded to use both “girlfriend” and “boyfriend” throughout the fic and i just #HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #how do i .. get that #asghdhsaghdasghdshagdhgas #GUYS LOOK I'M GONNA SPIRAL I'M JUST GONNA HIT POST #ENOUGH #mayor of loserville #mickey vs gender #10 - 17 #I'M LOSING AGAIN OHHH FUCK OFF

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chevaliermalfets · 10 months

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My Fair Lady (1964) // 30 Rock (2006)

#my fair lady #30 rock #eliza doolittle #henry higgins #liz lemon #jack donaghy #audrey hepburn #rex harrison #tina fey #alec baldwin #i have a LOT to say about this but it's past my bedtime so just have this #i could make a bajillion more comparisons between them btw there's so much that this gifset doesn't even touch on #specifically when the mentor is like 'psssh I can get on fine without her' and then is on the verge of tears five minutes later #going 'WHERE'S MY LITTLE BUDDY'#'i need her here doing her dumb but endearing things in order for me to function as a human being'#musicals #parallels #another addition to the gifsets designed specifically for me collection #xena.gif

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ambagel · 5 months

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Rabbit Gear Ortho has made me really really want a scene where Ortho rabbit-kicks someone. Like.. I can see it so clearly 🤧🥀 Alas, I have never been artistic, so this is the best I can do for visualization

See the vision?? Like he should absolutely do that, he would enjoy it immensely

#i need someone to understand #literally anyone #this is such an important idea to me #it would be so funny #i need more unhinged ortho in my life #twst #twisted wonderland #twst ortho #ortho shroud #posts #ignore the fact that the pink guy is smiling #i didnt want to sit through five minutes of game loading just to get a more upset facial expression #in my mind hes getting the shit knocked out of him

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lethalhoopla · 2 years

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imagine you're getting a rare research-and-liquor-based sleepover with your bestie after you've had to split ways across the continent to further bear the responsibility of entire nations/peoples when your other best friend and the love of his life/literal Champion of a city-state bust in and inform you that yet another Big Bad is in fact Bad At Staying Fucking Dead

or, I finally came up with an excuse to riff on this post:

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buttercupshands · 4 months

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wait a minute

stop.

stop it.

#bnha #bnha manga spoilers #mha spoilers #mha 423 #I didn't hate this chapter before that #but now I am #because this is just cruel level of REMEMBER THIS?????#yes. I do remember this. I rewatched and reread this arc VERY recently #so... he killed Kurogiri with a punch like the one he did in USJ and again to save Izuku #I don't care honestly.#I reread this chapter and I cried again bc I REALLY refused to believe that Kurogiri died then #but he did with a death words to Shirakumo's friends and recall of old chapters #even if people want Tenko alive I doubt that Kurogiri will ever materialize again #and I'm deadly serious when I say that this is the worst part of this chapter #I worried for Kurogiri's existence ever since it was revealed that Shirakumo is in there #but that literally took FIVE YEARS TO APPEAR AGAIN HAVING AN IMPORTANT ROLE #and he left while crumbling just like Tomura's body before Katsuki hit him #and the last thing he thought about was about protecting Tomura even though he was partly Shirakumo's dead corpse appearing more and more #even Mic now understood that it's really is him in a way ending his arc from back in Tartarus with Aizawa #and you know what's worse??? TOMURA KNOWS THIS #the way he used “...........” with Kurogiri's name while the page literally showed his black smoke disappearing was heartbreaking before #it's worse now #like... okay he's dying too and he doesn't even know if spinner is ALIVE or not and he saw Kurogiri disappear #all while protecting him from harm one last time #AND WE STILL HAVE NO FUCKING FLASHBACKS OF HIS TIME WITH TOMURA OUTSIDE OF WHAT WE HAD IN MANGA #I'm getting more and more furious by the minute HAHA #I need to find that one sketch I did way back in 2019 with them after spoilers of Kurogiri in Tartarus #I NEED SOMETHING LIKE THAT NOW AND I CAN'T DRAW #I want to just curl up and cry myself to sleep like a 13 y.o that found out the bird that she looked after died while she was sleeping #kurogiri

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 7 months

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Dangerously close to plotting a real Skyrim/Lord of the Rings crossover for after Keeping Count because my secret desire for Leara/Glorfindel has reared its head again

Shhh Don't question it.

#look look now i must explain #the explanation is that leara simply works well with literally every male character I like at least for the most part #anyway #it'd be funny #i wish i could write a leara/astarion fic but i do NOT understand d&d at all alas #I understand lotr/silm on a crazy level so i guess sunshine hero elf it is #this is fine actually #actually what i really need to do is edit and finish my funny Skyrim/hobbit crack fic but that's a ten year old project #no really #I do NOT KNOW i am just having thoughts and i'm sharing them on my blog because it's mine and I can #also i was in the glorfindel/ofc tag on ao3 like five minutes ago and it looks empty and sad #so Leara can fix it #one day there will be more leara ships than there are for hermione granger jk maybe #i should make a list #I am talking out of my hair it is unlikely that i'll ever do anything the fact that keeping count even exists is a bloody miracle #mod post #oc: leara roseblade

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kenisle · 2 months

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are there any fics about the existential/body horror and everyday idiosyncrasies of being wolverine — indestructible heavy metal skeleton, knife hands, healing factor, amnesia, and eternally chained to this mortal plane cursed to watch everyone around you age and die except this one really weird guy you can’t fucking stand who also happens to be from canada — with maybe a dash of homoeroticism? or at least just minimal heterosexuality? is that too tall an order?

#x men #wolverine #x men origins: wolverine #you wake up in a destroyed wasteland. you have to look at the dog tags around your neck for a name to call yourself (not even a proper one)#but you know and use the word fuck with perfect accuracy #some guy rushes over and says the kids are safe (what kids?) and you need to go (to where? from where?)#you ask who he is. he says he’s a friend. you ask him your name. he gives you the name on your tags and no more.#(if you go with him‚ hoping to find some answers about the big blank spot in your memory past five minutes ago‚#you’ll learn he’s known you for less than twelve hours and you’re a taciturn motherfucker who told him next to nothing)#(but he’s the only person you’ve seen since you opened your eyes that’s not dead or trying to kill you — which you suspect is rare for you)#he could be the godfather of your children for all you know #five minutes or hours or days or weeks later‚ somebody gets on your bad side and suddenly. there are knives coming out of your hands #you fall off your stupid motorcycle and flay the skin off your hands because you’re too cool for protective gear #and in the scant moments before the flesh fucking knits itself back together like it’s getting paid for it #you can see the glint of metal where it should be bone white #you’re 100lbs heavier than you logically should be #and you realize this is why #you’re 33% metal #kenny posts #kenny rants #you look in the mirror and estimate you have [insert hugh jackson’s age here] years of memories to recover give or take #but every trail you follow leads you further and further back until you realize just how many lifetimes have been taken from you

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coquelicoq · 3 months

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"i already knew that you liked me, but do you know i like you?" she's not actually dead. she's got eyes. and ears. and a brain. i think maybe she figured it out.

#YOU'RE the one who has been super obvious about it AND she has ACKNOWLEDGED your feelings MULTIPLE times #whereas i think she has actually been careful not to explicitly reciprocate because she needed time to figure out #if she even wanted to be in a romantic relationship ever again #she's got issues ok!! the last time she allowed herself to like somebody she ended up six feet in the ground!!!#(or you know. four feet in the ground. shen yurong had to dig that hole all by himself in the pouring rain okay he got tired)#but yeah uh i think she knows. i don't think there's anyone who's spent more than five minutes in your company who doesn't know #the double #my posts #that scene didn't work for me and it's not even because they didn't show the kiss. the way they were shooting it it was clear if they had #shown it it would have been a dead fish kiss anyway. so i'd rather use my imagination #the scene didn't work because that line was so jarring. shouldn't she be the one saying that??#also would have been a nice callback to 'do you know you're good-looking?'#(maybe; i didn't check the exact words used)#i didn't need him to declare his feelings in that scene. i feel like he already has. i needed to see her tell him what she wants #so the whole scene just seemed off to me

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fluxedbuds · 6 months

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Five is no longer afflicted with flux but the sculk hivemind goes “it’s free real estate”

I do kind of feel like a sculk infection would just flat out kill her unfortunately, she already barely managed to get made as-is.. I don't get the feeling a high-risk clone thats now missing a notable chunk of its components is gonna be too resilient :(

#letters #doods #flux buddies #flux baddies #specimen five #sculk #trypo tw #plus sculk doesnt need a host like flux does- it can and will just kill. a host really has to be useful for it to be worth more than its ex #and/or you need to make a being with sculk included from minute 1. those are usually stable. sculk is artificial so you can just Do That #its very hostile when introduced later though. you gotta get registered as part of the system to be spared #which you CAN do but not if you get got by accident #sorry five we cant be siblings 😔

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thunderon · 1 year

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