#they have known each other since forever!!

[slafastri28]

You’re dating Jack, and you’re Luke’s favorite person. (Deffo not inspired by my exes’ baby sister saying she wished I was her sister instead of her having her brother)

Aww wait I love this!

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You were waiting in the apartment for the boys to get home from the airport, and you made both of their favorites, it was something nice you liked to do for your boyfriend Jack especially, but since Luke moved in with you guys he tended to get overlooked. The mixed aroma filled the apartment as it was left sitting on the stove impending the arrival of the two boys. The door opened both pouring in, tossing luggage quickly on the floor.

“Smells good,” your boyfriend said greeting you with a peck on the cheek.

“Welcome back gentlemen,” you smiled at the both of them as they made their way to the counter. Jack tried to pick at the food with his fingers before you quickly slapped it away,

“Ah no one eats until your suitcases are out of here, I’m not unpacking for you again Jack,” you crossed your arms meaning business. 

“Oh, Luke can do it,” he said, wrapping his arm around your waist. “Let me eat my favorite dish you make, please,” he begged.

“Um I made Luke’s favorite too, therefore both of you can equally wait and get food at the same time, understood?” You crossed your arms joyfully.

“Yes ma’am,” Luke saluted quickly rushing the suitcase to his room. Jack rolled his eyes and brought his suitcase to your room where you assumed it would stay packed until the next time he needed it. 

“This looks amazing,” Luke said, standing next to you at the counter after briskly returning from his room. He was already out of his suit and in sweatpants. Jack returned the same. Luke began to take a plate, but you shooed him away. The two sat at the table. 

“For you sir,” you said putting a plate full in front of Jack, then repeated the same with Luke. Jack reached over with his fork to get a taste of Luke’s.

“Dude.” Jack smiled taking the bite off Luke’s plate. 

“There’s plenty, you can get your own,” you grinned joining the boys with your own plate.

“See, Y/N would never pick off my plate,” Luke said immaturely sticking his tongue out at his brother who responded the same way. 

“Children be nice to each other, or no dessert,” you crossed your arms. 

“Yes Mom,” Jack sighed going back to his plate. The three of you finished dinner discussing the road trip,

“Until this idiot threw a fit,” Jack laughed talking about one of the games.

“Oh like you haven’t gotten pissed during a game,” Luke said.

“Oh please,” you chimed in, “you both have your fair share of tantrums.”

“See, not just me, Y/N knows, she can embarrass you so you better watch it,” Luke smiled. Luke always admired you, you had known the Hughes boys forever, and Luke always looked up to you like a sister, however when you and Jack started dating that relationship still hadn’t gone away, you always looked out for him when his brothers would pick on him and now that you were all adults it lessened, but living with the two, that sense of protectiveness would kick in once more even if Jack was your boyfriend. 

The boys finished eating and you began cleaning up,

“Allow me,” Jack appeared behind you, his arms on either side of you grabbing the same plate you were holding.

“Babe, you don’t have to,” you said as he took the plate from you. 

“I want to,” you held back a smile, he always got like this after you defended Luke, he knew that as much as he meant to you, Luke was like the younger brother you always wanted. The two of you continued cleaning before you pulled out some chocolate ice cream for dessert.

“Aw yeah,” Luke said stretching his arms toward the pint in your hand, you held it away from him.

“You both act like you haven’t eaten for days, relax, or I will put it right back in the freezer,” you teased. You scooped out the ice cream once again handing it to the two boys. 

“Babe, we have whipped cream?” Jack called out to you as you looked through the fridge. You pulled out the can and handed your boyfriend his desired topping. 

“Open,” he said to Luke. He did so and opened his mouth waiting for the whipped cream to fall in. Luke shut his mouth full of cream laughing trying not to spit it out as Jack turned to you requesting the same order. You opened as he said, he missed your mouth and got a ton on your nose causing you to snort. You shot whipped cream onto Jack’s face causing both you and Luke to lose it. 

“Oh no you didn’t,” Jack smirked, you began to walk away slowly, which increased too quickly as Jack was following you. 

“Ahh put me down,” you shouted as Jack scooped you up rubbing the cream off his nose back onto your face.

“Luke get her,” he shouted. 

“Already on it,” the younger brother shot up out of his seat charging towards you with the can.

“Open” both boys shouted in unison. You shook your head mouth closed in refusal. Luke put cream on your closed mouth, and Jack then kissed it off your face. It was times like this you were really lucky to have an amazing relationship with both boys. 

You were waiting in the apartment for the boys to get home from the airport, and you made both of their favorites, it was something nice you liked to do for your boyfriend Jack especially, but since Luke moved in with you guys he tended to get overlooked. The mixed aroma filled the apartment as it was left sitting on the stove impending the arrival of the two boys. The door opened both pouring in, tossing luggage quickly on the floor.

“Smells good,” your boyfriend said greeting you with a peck on the cheek.

“Welcome back gentlemen,” you smiled at the both of them as they made their way to the counter. Jack tried to pick at the food with his fingers before you quickly slapped it away,

“Ah no one eats until your suitcases are out of here, I’m not unpacking for you again Jack,” you crossed your arms meaning business. 

“Oh, Luke can do it,” he said, wrapping his arm around your waist. “Let me eat my favorite dish you make, please,” he begged.

“Um I made Luke’s favorite too, therefore both of you can equally wait and get food at the same time, understood?” You crossed your arms joyfully.

“Yes ma’am,” Luke saluted quickly rushing the suitcase to his room. Jack rolled his eyes and brought his suitcase to your room where you assumed it would stay packed until the next time he needed it. 

“This looks amazing,” Luke said, standing next to you at the counter after briskly returning from his room. He was already out of his suit and in sweatpants. Jack returned the same. Luke began to take a plate, but you shooed him away. The two sat at the table. 

“For you sir,” you said putting a plate full in front of Jack, then repeated the same with Luke. Jack reached over with his fork to get a taste of Luke’s.

“Dude.” Jack smiled taking the bite off Luke’s plate. 

“There’s plenty, you can get your own,” you grinned joining the boys with your own plate.

“See, Y/N would never pick off my plate,” Luke said immaturely sticking his tongue out at his brother who responded the same way. 

“Children be nice to each other, or no dessert,” you crossed your arms. 

“Yes Mom,” Jack sighed going back to his plate. The three of you finished dinner discussing the road trip,

“Until this idiot threw a fit,” Jack laughed talking about one of the games.

“Oh like you haven’t gotten pissed during a game,” Luke said.

“Oh please,” you chimed in, “you both have your fair share of tantrums.”

“See, not just me, Y/N knows, she can embarrass you so you better watch it,” Luke smiled. Luke always admired you, you had known the Hughes boys forever, and Luke always looked up to you like a sister, however when you and Jack started dating that relationship still hadn’t gone away, you always looked out for him when his brothers would pick on him and now that you were all adults it lessened, but living with the two, that sense of protectiveness would kick in once more even if Jack was your boyfriend. 

The boys finished eating and you began cleaning up,

“Allow me,” Jack appeared behind you, his arms on either side of you grabbing the same plate you were holding.

“Babe, you don’t have to,” you said as he took the plate from you. 

“I want to,” you held back a smile, he always got like this after you defended Luke, he knew that as much as he meant to you, Luke was like the younger brother you always wanted. The two of you continued cleaning before you pulled out some chocolate ice cream for dessert.

“Aw yeah,” Luke said stretching his arms toward the pint in your hand, you held it away from him.

“You both act like you haven’t eaten for days, relax, or I will put it right back in the freezer,” you teased. You scooped out the ice cream once again handing it to the two boys. 

“Babe, we have whipped cream?” Jack called out to you as you looked through the fridge. You pulled out the can and handed your boyfriend his desired topping. 

“Open,” he said to Luke. He did so and opened his mouth waiting for the whipped cream to fall in. Luke shut his mouth full of cream laughing trying not to spit it out as Jack turned to you requesting the same order. You opened as he said, he missed your mouth and got a ton on your nose causing you to snort. You shot whipped cream onto Jack’s face causing both you and Luke to lose it. 

“Oh no you didn’t,” Jack smirked, you began to walk away slowly, which increased too quickly as Jack was following you. 

“Ahh put me down,” you shouted as Jack scooped you up rubbing the cream off his nose back onto your face.

“Luke get her,” he shouted. 

“Already on it,” the younger brother shot up out of his seat charging towards you with the can.

“Open” both boys shouted in unison. You shook your head mouth closed in refusal. Luke put cream on your closed mouth, and Jack then kissed it off your face. It was times like this you were really lucky to have an amazing relationship with both boys. 

[renirae]

Tim Drake and stalking as a love language

I have this idea that Tim has been stalking people as a love language actually years before he ever discovered Robin's identity.

It started when he was six and his parents were visiting. Tim was already being taken care of by a live-in nanny, so he rarely saw his parents - even while in Gotham, they were still usually out of the house, going to galas and dining with important businessmen.

However, one night they actually did stay home, and Tim was so excited to finally spend a day with them before they flew out the next day!! ...Until he learned they were only home because they were having a dinner party.

Now, it was clear that Tim wasn't a part of the guest list; but Janet made the mistake of not telling Tim to go to his room. Instead, she specifically said "Timothy, I don't want to see you for the rest of the night".

Tim, of course, realized the loophole; they weren't allowed to see him, but he could watch them. And as long as he wasn't caught, he'd be following his parents' rules AND spending time with them before they left!

So before the dinner, he found somewhere to hide in the dining room, and he watched his parents the entire night. And it was great! They even talked about him to some of their guests, called him a "smart and independent young man". They'd never said that to Tim's face, but he glowed with pride from the compliment for days after. His strategy had worked perfectly.

For the next few visits he did the same thing. Every time his parents were home but didn't want to see him, he simply watched them instead. It was basically spending time together!

Eventually though, Tim grew older, and visitors to the mansion started to ask why their son was never a part of the dinners. But rather than adding Tim to the guest list, his parents simply stopped ever hosting events.

Tim at this point had already started stalking Batman and Robin, so he had a genius idea; he could follow his parents around Gotham to watch them too!

So yeah, this continued until Janet's death; whenever his parents came to Gotham and went to go, for example, meet a colleague in a restaurant, Tim would find a way to sneak in or otherwise watch over them. Obviously by this age he was now aware just how... not-normal this behaviour was, but it was also basically the only time he ever saw his parents interacting with each other without Tim around. And again, they even sometimes complimented him! He would never have known that if he hadn't kept watching them! So... yeah, no matter how creepy he knew it was, he couldn't convince himself to stop.

Of course, the canon stalking of Batman and Robin continued as well - after Robin switched hands, Tim even sometimes went to Bludhaven to stalk Nightwing around too, although those trips were much more few and far between given the necessary added amount of planning and travel.

That, of course, continued until Jason's death... and then Tim's mother and later his father died too, so you'd think Tim would have nobody else to stalk, right?

...Well, old habits die hard.

Even after getting friends and family, Tim couldn't quite stop himself from stalking them. Perhaps it was because his parents always got annoyed when Tim tried to spend time with them, so he grew paranoid that his new friends and family were the same way - if he was too clingy, they would stop wanting to spend time with him. So if he wanted to see a certain family member but he'd spent time with them too recently, he ended up just hiding and watching them instead. Just like with his parents, he could spend time around them without them getting annoyed at him. It was a win-win!

(Of course, he now lived with a bunch of other stalkers (even if most of them did it for vigilantism reasons and not to their actual friends and family like Tim did), so this couldn't last forever. I imagine they slowly caught on, one by one, and once the entire family was aware they all worked together to stage an intervention.

And since I refuse to write unhappy endings - during the intervention, it takes some prodding, but Tim finally opens up. He tells them about his parents, and admits he stalks people because he's worried he'll be seen as clingy like they did. And after many many reassurances that his parents were wrong and everyone loves him the way he is, they all hug him and have a movie night or something and it's happily ever after :))

[rapturence]

TELL ME ABOUT EUROFAUST HC YOU HAVE !! 🗣️

YOU SHOULDVE NEVER ASKED. ILL PUT THEM UNDER THE CUT

massive rambling warning because i cannot word this for the sake of anything but eurofaust is rotting my brain. also a bit of nsfw?

- eurodead haunt the narrative forever i guess but it starts off with admiration. eurofaust being penpals -> faust developing a stupid little puppy crush given him looking up to euro. it starts off as a mentor/mentee type thing

- faust tries to talk himself out of the crush, excuses it as mere admiration (also the typical closet-case and internalized homophobia stuff though he doesn’t care as much as others might)

- faust visits kråkstad a little later on since they’re buddies!!! he does NOT expect himself to get jealous of the whole thing eurodead have going on but he does. he decides to push through it because he doesn’t want to make things tense between any of them (since he gets along with everybody so well, doesn’t want to risk losing friends and basically outing himself anyway) also he’s convinced there’s no chance of euro ever liking him back

- implying they have a very frayed power dynamic given the age difference & the whole mentor-mentee thing

- lots and lots of repressing from both sides. i’ll elaborate

- skip to faust moving to oslo to live in helvete with euro (also varg but that’s a whole different batch of hcs wink wink)

- sharing the same living space as euro proves to be a massive relapse. the boy crush comes back and hits twice as hard since euro’s presence is a constant now. faust tries to act like everything is normal but it’s not as easy as it used to be, cue lots of awkward hovering and acting all distant

- “why’re you just standing in the doorway, dude.” “i dunno” “you can come closer, y’know…”

- nothing really suggestive, euro definitely notices the sudden standoffish behavior

- more into proper hc territory, they turn the helvete basement into a temporary makeshift “cinema” (basically a shitty old television without half of its functions that just isn’t loud enough and a few old stained mattresses on the floor instead of a couch) so they can watch the snuff tapes snorre trades in from abroad and lends to faust

- faust being a bit of an alcoholic (his words, not mine) they drink a lot during the little movie nights. cue them both getting drunk and making “minor” mistakes

- tldr they dry hump and make out on those same mattresses in the basement while the tape keeps playing in the background #funny

- AGAIN euro being so repressed after pelle’s death, he takes it out on faust because his poor lil employee is so willing and possible it’s almost funny to just toy with him, it’s the fix of contact he was used to before pelle died so he can’t help but succumb to it

- faust feeds into it. whether euro notices or not. faust often intentionally acts naive and willing just for kicks, likes the way euro takes all the repression out on him (sexual or violent who cares)

- more than a few instances of them breaking down in front of each other in that same fucking basement, it’s a bit awkward but they learn how to comfort one another after a few incidents

- they fucking suck dude they dry hump and grope each other a lot at the counter in helvete. lots of kissing and being handsy constantly since they’re usually the only ones there when varg & samoth run off elsewhere

- i imagine faust to be pretty handsy in general, which eventually rubs off on euro and he’s turning to pulling faust in for dumb little pecks throughout the day at work

- them making out at that dumb fucking counter (again) just for a scarce customer to walk in on them, to them immediately yanking away from each other all red-faced and bruise-lipped trying to ignore each others presence while they work blah blah blah

- faust often feels like a walking wound simply because he’s known euro since before pelle’s death, during eurodead. he was even on friendly terms with pelle.

- ^ this leads to him trying to “compensate” for what he thinks is him “taking pelle’s place” because his view on love (for lack of better term) is so jaded, so he instead overcompensates by acting like a total dog

- lots of engaging in under negotiated absolutely amateurish bdsm. also just morbid curiosity. everything starts off as “haha no homo man but i wonder what ___ feels like”

- primarily knifeplay. lots of emphasis on their power imbalance because euro often plays dirty whether he notices it or not. sado/maso, praise and degradation, restriction (ropes, shitty prop cuffs and zip ties, no proper equipment) and some other stuff

-don’t even get me started on feminization/light crossdressing

- i don’t think they’d ever define their relationship in any way (which is a given with these ships I GUESS) but it’s definitely something. not something healthy tho!!!

- they have their sweeter moments too i guess man… lots of reassuring and complimenting one another regarding music stuff, abilities and other things

- ^ since euro’s already so supportive of emperor, he tags along for a few of the bands rehearsals just to be a gay little freak towards faust

- neither of them are big on PDA (the homophobia demons are within us) but faust is more malleable with it than euro is. it’s never anything “suggestive”, just lingering touches and the occasional arm over euro’s shoulders, etc

- they poke fun at each other a lot though 99.9% of it is just faust intentionally annoying euro and egging him on because he finds it funny. also for repercussions but i will not speak any further on that.

- euro enables faust a lot with his more “destructive” behaviors but he also neutralizes him a lot, tells him to stop being an idiot etc

there is. so much more going on in my head regarding these two (++ lots of more “unsavory” shit i’d get pitchforks thrown at me for) so i might add to this eventually Maybe………

[euryleli]

Daily reminder that mike wheeler and will byers are best friends AND lovers

[spearxwind]

Happy 10th birthday to Cercerion!

OUGHHH UR RIGHT CERCIE IS 10 YEARS OLD NOW !!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BOY BELOVEDEST DID NOTHING WRONG EVER IN HIS WHOLE LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bloodbathfortwo]

Nigel and Alex have their rare moments of intimacy behind closed doors. Lingering touches, and blazing warmth.

[deathjitsus]

sometimes i see a post on my dashboard obviously addressing a stupid take they saw online and it's always like, very iceberg floating past type stuff. ppl on here will complain about things you never even thought possible

[shannonsketches]

something something foils moving in opposite directions Goku's always happy to seek and fight stronger opponents because he spent most of his life being the strongest guy in the room and Vegeta wants to be the strongest/is always exhausted to find stronger opponents because he spent most of his life having to navigate his survival around the whims of the strongest guy in the universe room and so Goku has a foundation of safety and stability and so spends his time craving challenge and adventure and Vegeta has a foundation of challenge and adventure and spends his time craving safety and stability and the overlaid section of their venn diagram is that the only way they know how acquire and maintain those things is through battle

[good-to-drive]

I'm sick of coming of age movies where the protagonist has his first romantic love I want more coming of age movies like Stand By Me (1986) where the protagonist finds his first dead body

[shade-e-e-es]

Thinking about my etho design. I lovr phantom etho so bad. I think it’s so funny in my mind he was the First phantom. Specifically he was created at the same time as zombies and skeletons and Doc (who was the first creeper. To me.)

And in my head the reason Phantoms didn’t become wide spread until waaaaay after the world was created was because etho went I hate being this weird bat thing. Whatever it is. I’m gonna be a player.

And he did that. He just made himself into a people. Mojang didn’t want to start from scratch so they waited until like someone spotted this weird freaky flying thing. After years upon years they had to like go looking for him and just saw like. A guy. Just a dude. That is not their little freak mob baby. But it is

[aithusarosekiller]

Marauders au where everything is the same except Mary is Azrael

[muraenide]

Chiming in to ramble about ship bias

Canon-wise, Octatrio will always be my top ship bias for Jade, but on a broader introspection, my favourite ship with Jade will always be Jade and a Situationship regardless of the muse in question.

It's easier to picture shipping Jade with someone he worships, that he admires, or that he adores, but for both personal and impersonal reasons, he doesn't initiate the official relationship or even accept it if he is offered by the person in question. Instead, Jade prefers to live in a parallel reality to this person to whom he's devoted himself, by going to lengths to ensure that their lives will never interact or overlap each other yet always staying close by just an arm's reach away. Even if the person in question got into an official relationship with someone else, it doesn't dissuade Jade from moving on because part of him expects this possibility and it's all within his expectation that the way he lives his life isn't the way everyone else wants to live their lives.

[netherdevil]

so i have 9 hours so far on ZZZ

i downloaded it JUST TODAY. AT 1PM. thats not normal

[arsenicflame]

my brain never lets me rest so anyway today ive been thinking about how the sera + angela scene in asgardians of the galaxy would translate excellently to bellhands

it wouldn't be an exact translation but i could see something like:

the crew of the wyddah and the revenge fighting (for some reason idk), they dont realise who the other side is exactly, but then izzy yells to stand down, finally realising who the other crew is (maybe hes just appeared on deck) only for stede, obviously not knowing what the hell is going on, starts yelling at izzy, but by this point sam has heard izzys voice and is throwing himself across the ship to get to his husband (and now theyre making out and stedes just like. yeah alright)

[jonathanbyersphd]

At least s4 didn't try to convince us that Hawkins has an airport

[devotionbled]

It makes me sad how close I am to wiping my muses on another platform. It feels like it's close to the end of an era, but the same issue kept cropping up. Boundaries being crossed. Or... my writing was just never enough, or too much. Writing was always something I loved and am passionate about, but that platform wreaked havoc on my own views surrounding my creativity. And there were a few creative concepts that are more understood here that weren't seen as the norm there.