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phasewashere · 1 year ago

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have we considered vandermatthews enemies to lovers though. have we considered it. because im considering it

#older experienced conmen versus young arrogant upstart who will win???#neither #they have gay sex #phase weeps #vandermatthews #like. there is potential there. to me

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staragroza · 2 years ago

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im tired of pretending people are right when saying “sibling coded convex” YOU GUYS ARE WRONG. THEY ARE GAY . AND IN LOVE. HAVE U EVER WATCHED THEM INTERACT

the 1st image is not even related that much to me shipping them it was just way to funny to not post it

#hermitshipping #hermit shipping #convex shipping #cubfan shipping #goodtimeswithscar shipping #groza art #sibling coded my ass #they have gay SEX #its literally maddening #how can u even think of them as brothers #i dont care if i get flamed for this #i could post this on my ship blog but #u dont even know #how

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thebest-medicine · 1 year ago

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Listen. I have always been a dino kid at heart. I fucking love dinosaurs.

> so I was listening to a dino podcast and they interviewed the author of some dinosaur shapeshifter series.

> I’m like. This sounds ridiculous but I need to see if it’s on my library app.

> got the audiobook which is read by Kirt Graves who does a bunch of excellent MM romance audiobook readings

> just listened to the entire first book of the 5 book series and I honestly fucking loved it. It was like listening to a fanfiction trope romance novel but also with dinosaur animorphs.

> fucking in love with the main two characters.. went onto ao3 and there’s only 1 fic for the entire series / fandom

> I’m about to make it my problem to make more works for this because jesussususjs is the switch / teasing energy strong with these boys

> the series is called RELIC by Maz Maddox and the first book is called Smash & Grab

> for more good dinosaur related recommendations hit me up 😝

#I have books podcasts shows so many things. I also have over 900 hours in both Jurassic world evolution 1 and 2 lol.#me about to overload the fucking ao3 situation to be disproportionately fluffy tickle fics #oh nooooooooooooooo 🙈#COME READ THIS BOOK AND SHIP SIMON AND DALTON WITH ME #PALEONTOLOGIST X VELOCIRAPTOR MAN it’s true love bitches #they have scientific accuracy (to the best of our knowledge 2020s)#they have flirting #they have fanfic tropes #they have gay sex #they have dinosaurs #they have silly gay road trips #me putting this in front of all of your eyes because I need to talk to someone abo it it #it’s so good and so silly and like. honestly. lit.#personal #Dino kid #recommendations #relic #relic series #relic maz Maddox #smash and grab #oh also it has SO MANY POP CULTURE REFERENCES like damn lol

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌�� is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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lazylittledragon · 2 months ago

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some domestic shadowlachs <33

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shadowlach #shadowheart #karlach #i just think they should do eachother’s hair and be cosy and also have a lot of rowdy gay sex #also if you watch jen and aliona's streams the 3rd one is based on when jennifer english LOCKS IN #they've def been there for like 8 hours. the pyjamas are there but the makeup is still on #yet another shadowlach print for the shop whoops #i'm going to try and get at least the shadowlach things done by mcm because i know some people wanted them signed by jen/sam #not to be dramatic but i would weep

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butchdykekondraki · 10 months ago

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14k moonwalker

#look at my wife ok.#og tags ->#[ren]#um. i mean what who said that you guys.....#preemptive ''this post is about wanting to have gay sex with a computer''

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dogd0m-charlie · 5 months ago

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"doggy style" my ass. if the guy on top isn't tongue-out panting and growling like a dog and the guy bottoming isn't whining and whimpering like a dog, you are NOT doing it doggy style. you guys are POSERS.

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hattersarts · 1 year ago

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im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #they're nb in the flavour of being lesbian gay men bc its such a lesbian move to pine for someone for a few thousands years #and literally not make a move #PLUS u know when they have sex it takes like 9hrs and if you wrote what they did down on paper it really wouldnt look like much #but they still had to take intensity breaks bc they kept getting overwhelmed and then just making out for an hour #thank u for coming to my ted talk #high amounts of gender of all types happening all the time with these two

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unapologeticallygay · 5 months ago

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“Fuck your gender”

New York City Dyke March, June, 1995, via lesbianherstoryarchives /ig

#unsure if this is meant to be screw gender roles or a call to go have gay sex #either is good #lesbian #photography #lgbt history #lgbtq #gnc #lesbian pride #gender abolition #pride parade

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.

(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)

#tiger tiger #jamis arlesi #arno #I like to think Arno meant that as an inside thought but it came out as an outside thought. He's rolling with it though.#He did cause a Catastrophic Yaoi event though.#Jamis my beloved. You have the heart of a maiden. The body of an Ox. The brain of a loyal dog.#This is a guy who's okay being attracted to another man but *NOT* aware he's in love or that he's bisexual.#We love him for this. My god. This man is crafted so perfectly. I need you all to at least give Tigers a chance for *him*.#I'm tricking you a little bit because you will actually also fall for Ludo and Luck and Remy and Honeyfoot and-#okay you get the point. There are so many amazing characters in this comic.#I just.. my joke comic of 'gay sex is the solution' feels so ominous now knowing a few weeks later that was going to be canon.#I feel like a jester and a prophet. I don't know if I should tell anymore jokes in fear of what I may predict.#I am putting my hands together for Ludo to get a good smooch in with [redacted] in dragon form.#Also predicting something very spooky is going to go down with the diving bell. We shall see!

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whathehonestfuk · 2 months ago

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Dustin announces his entrance to the room loudly practically shouting "what the hell are you two doing?"

Steve pulls away to hide his face in eddies neck freeing up his boyfriend to answer

"kissing"

"I know that by why are you two kissing? you're both guys" his tone arrogant like that simple statement explains everything

"Steve how could you not tell me you're a man?" Eddie gasps dramatically pulling away to place a hand over his heart and forcing Steve to address the situation instead of hiding

"eds not helping" he laughs " I don't know Henderson why do people usually kiss each other"

"for sex"

"that not, has your mom given you the sex talk yet I feel like you might need it after that statement. kissing isn't just for sex and that's actually a really shitty way of looking at it"

"okay kissing isn't just for sex and yes I've already gotten the sex talk, multiple times but that still doesn't explain why you were kissing"

Steve places a hand over eddies mouth as soon as the other man opens it "give him a second that big brain of his will catch up"

There was about a minutes pause before "ARE YOU DATING?"

#steve does eventually trick the entire party into a sex ed night #he tells them its a movie night #and surpise youre learning how to put on a condom #nancy helps #he also ropes robin and eddie into helping as well #its the most comprehensive sex ed anyone in small town indiana could hope to have #they include gay sex as well #because everyone deserves safe sex #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #stranger things #dustin henderson

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manny-jacinto · 4 months ago

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THE KARATE KID (1984) COBRA KAI #06.01 ‘Peacetime in the Valley’ (2018-2025)

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transbian-vergil · 1 year ago

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We might both be mech pilots but I pilot mine in a way that is far more homoerotic than you could ever hope to achieve.

#youre piloting your robot #im having gay sex with my robot #we are not the same

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thejadecount · 4 months ago

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To anyone who wants to talk shit about bad story/character development in Deadpool & Wolverine CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP! I CAME TO SEE 2 HOURS OF DEADPOOL MAKING META & SEX JOKES AND HAVING HOMOEROTIC TENSION WITH WOLVERINE AND MARVEL DELIVERED EXACTLY THAT

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221-apt-b · 5 months ago

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YOU ARE NOT NORMAL‼️‼️‼️

#his gay ass #house md #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #hatecrimes md #hilson #malpractice md #“well yes i was thinking about my male best friend while having sex w this lady who I say I’m in love with #don’t make me fuckin sick

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strawlessandbraless · 8 months ago

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Possessive Castiel with a marking kink makes me feral

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