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#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#gabriel#gabriel ultrakill#ferryman#ferryman ultrakill#ferrygabe#they got 2 pickles#ferryman wanted the pickles because hes a freak like that#(me)
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you can blame @borzoilover69 for this
#i got sent like a billion pics of adam sandler fits and ive been converted... he Would#hes eating pickles btw#cus in one of the pics sandler was eating one outside straight from the jar#anyway i couldnt get the image of him at a talk show out of my head.... i wussed out on the shorts tho im sorry :'(#ill do them next time#dave strider#alpha dave strider#homestuck#hom3stuck#hs#my art#this was both super rushed but also i spent 2 much time on it lol
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#inanimate insanity#ii#inanimate insanity invitational#ii 2#ii 3#inanimate insanity pickle#pickle inanimate insanity#taco inanimate insanity#inanimate insanity taco#ii taco#taco ii#pickle ii#ii pickle#don't tag as ship please#also. this is from pickle's pov. i don't like the way the whole fandom victim blamed him because he didn't forgive taco#brian said he's literally canonically depressed thanks to her. he has been burning her letters ever since he got them.#pickle has made it very clear that he does not want to be around taco and that he's still badly hurt. it doesn't matter if taco changed#you are still allowed to not forgive those who hurted you even if they change#pickle ii i love you forever im so sorry people were horrid about your mental health#you deserve to be loved and happy and never bothered again. you moved on and i am proud of you#pickle ii ily#max does art#osc#osc art
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At the end of s1 Jayce gave his chair to Viktor to sit in, which caused him to be slightly further away from Mel, ergo the protective dome couldn't have reached him. This is the protected area:
And this is where I assumed everyone would have been at the time of explosion:
And then I wanted to find out how close exactly Viktor was to the dome (comparing to s1 finale) and, uh
Apparently Viktor would have been entirely covered by the dome? And out of the three of them Jayce would have been the one closest to its center.
From here I see two routes:
Mel moved towards Jayce before the worst hit (they did wake up lying close together)
Mel wasn't the source of the dome (Jayce was??)
In both cases there's the question of Viktor moving out of the safe zone, which I'm betting on it being caused by the knockback of the explosion (in scenario 1. Mel could also be pushed to the side by this same force. maybe?)
Anywho, unexpected find so I wanted to share :*)
#the enforcer caitvi color analysis post is still cooking but This baby got me so wide-eyed i had to spit it out instantly#look at me using capital letters and apostrophes and nice formatting?? who is she (it fully is sm easier on the eyes to read. oh the misery#ANW someone out there with more wrinkles on their brain please interact please pop out of nowhere with a bomb ass theory 🙏🙏#none of the ones i wrote down particularly strike me as. inventive ? or fun or idk they dont tickle my pickle#happy me picking every faucet of arcane apart until i lose it week!! 😋#arcane s2#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane s2 spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane spoilers#viktor arcane#arcane viktor#jayce talis#mel medarda#stray watches arcane s2
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@windchaser: the heart ( or is it a bell ? ) in his chest hammers in his ears , setting his teeth on edge , each pearl tremorous and sending vibrations outwards , shaking just beneath the first layer of his skin until that too grows quiet and still , not in peace or any true absence of sound or movement , but in the way that one goes deaf over time , or the way an inexperienced rider's legs grow numb . each breath is effortful , shallow when he tries for deep , more inhales than exhales , and it's silly , all of this comparison : after all , there isn't and hasn't been any life in his chest for a long time , no need to draw breath and risk someone hearing , and despite how real the threat feels , the walls seeming to enclose around both of them like a tomb , his tomb , any actual danger lies just beyond their only exit . it is all in his head . he knows this . he knows this , and yet — the edges of his vision begins to dim like the mouth of a tunnel , and with the slightest buckle of his legs , he slumps forward , head pressing into the wall just over talon's shoulder for support as he squeezes his eyes shut . this , however , is as effective as trading one closed space for only a slightly less closed place , but his hand , trembling against the wall , contracts , and it is almost grip-like , almost reaching , and is stopped only by the stone that claws embed themselves in . he will take whatever he can , he thinks , or at least it must be him thinking , for who else would it be thinking this thought , this thought that rises to the top of his mind like the air bubbles of one drowning . there's something of a sigh , more like a quick puff of air , and he deflates ; his neck gives in to the heavy , weak lean of his head , slipping from the wall and lolling upon talon's shoulder . it is unclear whether or not he fully or at all registers this contact , a touch that would appear intimate if drawn from any other context . the way his claws dig further into the wall could mean anything .
Eyes alight with adrenaline dart about the confined crawlspace the unlikely duo had taken cover in. With the threats lurking just outside of the makeshift cover, not even the shadows seem trustworthy in their cool embrace. A worn boot gets shuffled further away from the band of light that acted as the border between false safety and hellish peril. The slow, even breaths moving their frame did not match the wild rhythm trapped behind their ribs. It was eventual that their paths would cross with the worst creatures the bowels of Hell could regurgitate into this humble, dusty world. The gunslinger at least was smart enough to know when his match was met, seeing as he went for cover rather than try his luck with the mess of brimstone and bone that was making its way through whatever was left of this unfortunate settlement. And if the situation weren't so dire, Talon could have conjured some words to compare this fact to how not even that sense of his had helped the dead man from not being stuck with this state. Or how he should put the same train of thought toward this doomed quest to stop the Harbingers…
It wasn't the heavenly glow of their blasted feathers desperately trying to be hidden from sight, nor the stink of their brimstone, that worried Talon on the effectiveness of their hiding from the monstrosity that needn't fret over one haunted man and a poor excuse of a demon. When they're certain that there was nothing else creeping just beyond their vision, Talon's hat lifts so that their eyes of embers could next see what their soulful associate made of their situation, only for brows plastered with blonde strands and drenched in salt and grime to crease at his struggle. But they know what it is; so closely stuck between those cobbled walls they can feel the trembling and hear the hitched breathing search for receding air. They know, because there was only one other time they've ever seen him in such a state. When the wooden beams had collapsed and there was more smoke than sense in the air.
The realisation feels like a veil lifted from their eyes, but it's of no help when Yone lurches forward. Toward them. Locked into place with lungs constricting and veins tensing, Talon waits for the blow that has been threatened all too many times before. The one given to the demons he's hunted down again and again, only waiting for the hellspawn's guard to drop even slightly to be his opening. Trapped between his face and that reaching hand, they brace for the worst. Only for the sound of scraping gravel, and a pitiful exhale, to wring them back into the present instead of their fearful, fictional scenarios. Strands of white settle over their shoulder and they dare not move - cannot move - as the gunslingers head finds their shoulder to lean on instead; Their protruding feathers, ruffled from the situation, act as a far softer pillow than their clammy skin or rigid brimstone. Eyes as wide and glistening as coins do not blink as he remains in this resting place. Every follicle of hair and keratin stood on end. Their own hands finding purchase in the wall to their back to help with the added weight upon them. Even as clear as it is, that he is in no state to scheme, there is still hesitance stemming from the demon's unease.
Focus ticks from features hidden away in cascading locks to the extended hand enclosing them, and finally to over the gunslinger's shoulders into that blinding light beyond their hiding spot. The grumblings of an old nature is cold to his woes of being stuck in such an enclosed space, urging Talon to save themself before he brings them down with his folly. And the thing with a pulse cannot help but wonder why he sought comfort in their presence. If it was even a passing thought... Thankfully, time is of the essence, and as the rumbling danger quietens, Talon knows that the small, fleeting window of opportunity is an unforgiving one. Their neck, which had craned away from the other's head, now leans their own toward his ear until the rim of hats meet. Words as quiet as a blade through the air slither from their tongue, hot breath disturbing the fine hairs shielding the other from sight,
"Stay with me, gunslinger." Gingerly, their own claws find his shoulder and take a hold of his coat. Not to move him - in fact they aren't too sure why at all. This wasn't the time to help gather strength to push through his fear, nor resolve what clutched at his heart. But then, when would it ever be? Certainly never if they didn't leave this cranny. Talon holds then, expecting the very walls enclosing them to be torn through at any moment. But when their fears are once again left wanting, they return their focus to Yone with another attempt to rouse him. The bed of feathers beneath him being pushed upward, encouraging that he rises.
"You need to be here in the waking moment. This interstice ain't our grave." Their worn, silvered tongue promises no plan against the doom lingering just out of sight. But despite every dispute and argument against their chances, they were going to need to face it together to have any hope in hell.
#‡ ic#‡ ask#‡ the end is comin' for us all | high noon#windchaser#all of us including talon and yone watching this situation unfold: so what are they...#'chimes when did this supposed other time talon helped yone out of a pickle happen' you might be saying#mars and i have plans that i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage us. but we got some stuff in the works#we have plotted an entire show 2 seasons Minimum of the three little cowboys who could.#i love our little series in our collective minds#long post /#claustrophobia /
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ANOTHER FUCKING ONE
#metalocalypse#idk i havent seen it on here yet but its from 2 weeks ago too#dethklok#Youtube#its got like 200 views tho for now#nathan explosion#toki wartooth#pickles the drummer#william murderface#skwisgaar skwigelf#adult swim
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Took out @wokestone’s Beckett and @soloavengers Sylvas again today.
They all get along so well. Sylvas turns everything into pincushions and Beckett hands Gwyn something he found every other minute. Quil lectures Sylvas about being reckless (sorry Sylvas he’s your dad now). And Quil and Beckett are always high fiving. A good crew.
#ps they did both have an episode of pickling#Beckett got hammered off the edge by a skeleton in the misty marshes#and Sylvas got pushed off by a harpy I think#idk he was there and then he was gone while we were fighting them#dd2#dragon’s dogma 2#friends ocs#I need to get more pics#also yell at me if you don’t want tagged in these things
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So felt the universe was telling me to watch pacific rim (seen so many posts about it and also a *few* friend convos weirdly mentioning pacific rim being a fav movie/good movie) but I was thinking the whole time that I've already seen it and ??? its that one movie with rihanna in it right?? And just remember that being meh at best (and therefore all those reccing it must have bad taste ofc)........
Well anyway found out today rihanna is not in it (idk what movie I was thinking of or why) and it has charlie day in it instead?!? and its about robots? Lol.....so I'm watching today finally.
#got my spring rolls and dill pickle hot sauce ready 👌😌#and then when thats done ill do some doodling#cause its 2 HOURS 😭#pacific rim#but i digress
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Have been mostly on Twitter the last couple days bc that's where I can see the most Kaveh birthday art LMAO but I've been coming over here and collecting what I can find on my likes, I'm gonna queue up a bunch of bday art of my princess so don't say I didn't warn ya
#if i had q nickle for every time i fixated on a bby boy with a bday in July i would have 2 nickles#which isn't a lot but it's crazy that it happened twice#idr if Lance got the fans bought a billboard treatment but I'm like 80% he did this year it was Kavehs turn LMAO#2 nickles for that#i bet i fixated on a character in the past with a July bday that I'll feel bad about forgetting but i can't for the life of me think of one#funny also Alhaitham's got the Feb bday and i also fixated on a character in middle school w a Feb bday#so haikaveh is 2 for 2 maybe I've got more nickels that i thought#also realized I've been writing nickel like pickle in the post RIP the heat is heating in my neck of the woods 😟#anyway there's my freeform jazz in the tags I'll bbl cos I'm pet sitting the next few days and don't got shit 2 do...#have been debating packing my tablet but maybe don't want to get ahead of myself...#text posts#anyway happy late bday to Kaveh what is this post#ETA STEALTH BDAY I FORGOT TO REMEMBER AND FEEL BAD SHOUT OUT TO SHIRO AND HIS LEAP DAY BDAY 🫣
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handler for the bingo?
Bingo game here!
1 Bingo!
#i need to make a post about him being autistic oh my god.........i have so mamy thoughts#mainly a silly comic strip of “no agent I don't have autism” and then it's all his autistic traits#anyways. yeah. bramston (?) pickle and cheese sandwitches on brown bread for that man. please#i love him :(#also like him better in a dynamic...i already LOVE him but his relationships with other characters just. make him even better#ANYWAYS#doodle updates...doing coursework tonight but...im fairly clear tomorrow!!!!#i have some meaty asks and they'll totally help#so far down 2/30 pages o7#need to do uhhh 3 designs...mainly 2 are redesigns because of a prompt i got...im kinna hyled about it tho#anyways!!! ty for the ask :3c#very fun!!! he's so silly#ieytd#sure why not#might not main tag all of them but this is the first i digress#back to sewing 💯#[Agency Breakroom - Ask Game]
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Picking an artistic hobby back up again after a long pause and having to put yourself in time-out where you will repeat to yourself over and over that it's ok if it doesn't go perfect first time, it's ok if it doesn't go ok first time, its okaY IF IT DOESNT-
#jay talkin#SCREAMS. yes im back 2 sculpting bc i finally got more clay in. was trying 2 make a nathan statuette but cldnt get further than his torso#so i squimshed it all back into clay and had A Moment of despair#b4 recalling A) yeah dummy do a wireframe to work from yr making this too hard on yrself#and B) ITS BEEN LIKE. YEARS SINCE I SCULPTED. BC THE LOCAL STORES DONT SELL WHAT I USE#anyway i will make a figure of an eeepy lil pickles to sit on my desk and a sulky nathan to sit on my monitor. SOON
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I will be over the moon if we get an orchestral reprise of A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square in s2. <3
#good omens#good omens 2#fun fact: me at 12 reading Good Omens in the late '90s#got to that line in the book#and despite being generally oblivious and lightly pickled in 90s homophobia#immediately assumed Crowley and Aziraphale were an item#because I knew the lyrics to A Nightingale Sang and there was just no other way to interpret it as far as I was concerned#it wasn't until years later I learned Terry and Neil had had no clue what the lyrics were except the bit about angels dining at the Ritz
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i know this never actually happens but god i feel like 2D has punched Murdoc at least once, accidentally or not i need this man to have punched Murdoc. maybe during the recordings of there self titled album but either way i feel like its happened
#2d gorillaz#2d#gorillaz#2d stuart pot#stuart pot#2d headcannons#maybe im just obbsesed with feral 2D#i just miss phase 1 and 2 where 2D looked like he got into fights regularly and won some of them or at leasts bit a dude#also 2D is bi u cant tell me otherwise this has nothing to do with the post but he has kissed men#maybe this is also because of my deep dislike of murdoc#i dont care for that pickle man
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saw some people i follow messing with infinite craft so i tried it out...ended up getting lots of surprising firsts, and held onto a few others i just thought were funny
(the dozens of gackt-related firsts are not surprising, i went a little insane when i discovered he's craftable, but...app developer??? i'm the first to get app developer???? and evil succubus??? whjat)
#disappointed that adding white to simba doesn't get you kimba :(#did laugh at gundam wing + catholic giving me trinity blood tho (as opposed to duo maxwell which is what i was going for)#anyway i'm the first to get mera mera no mi????? also dirge of cerberus: final fantasy vii AND final fantasy xiii-2...dang#as well as highly cursed ones like pickle rick goku and gogeta smurfette (super saiyan 3000000000)#genuinely surprised nobody got pickle rick goku yet when i stumbled across that by accident. wild.#infinite craft#stirring up trouble#goofy lil time sink....i like the unexpected associations
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More food from over the years
#selfie#i can tell you something about every one of these#the sushi was like a spicy deluxe type. i bought it bc I had never seen that fancy packaging before#pictures 2 and 9 are both $5 schnitzel and chips. back when they were $5 not $7#god it's such a great deal. and it's so delicious#third pic is either Christmas or easter dinner. ham and potato salad and red salad#which is made with baked beans onion pickles sauerkraut potato and beetroot#it ties together really well#fourth pic is a satay chicken roll I got from a restaurant that closed down like a week later without warning#those are whole-ass peanuts btw. I remember this so well bc it was during my internship which was during my first year of tafe#the fifth picture is spicy ramen out if a packet. and when I say spicy I mean fucking SPICY#as in tears-streaming-down-my-face spicy#pic six is a steak my mum made me#the seventh picture is a mexican schnitzel. it's avocado sweet chilli sauce and cheese on top of a schnitzel and topped w jalapenos#the salad next to it is leafy greens with julienned carrots#picture eight is a pub schnitzel with just the richest gravy. so dark and savory and delicious bwaaaaah#picture ten is a takeaway schnitzel I got from a local pizza place/italian kitchen. it's notable because the schnitzel itself was bland#like it didn't taste like anything. it was bizarre#the dish on the left is called the [franchise name] hero. it's garlic bread topped with spicy salami and cheese
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god is real and he wanted me to get a little treat
#him.txt#they had tpbs of alias at the warehouse buyout store like 3 towns over#shaking crying throwing up etc. they were marked down from $25 to $5#they had vol 2 and 4... thank you ollie's bargain outlet#i love grocery shopping for nonperishables there it's like a fun game#i now have a gallon jar of pickles. a whole gallon of pickles#i had to go home early bc i was shaking bc i forgot to eat. so i went into target and got artichoke dip and pita chips#bc its a little treat kind of a day#anyways. i love going to ollie's its the best place in the entire world (and by entire world i mean a reasonable drive from my rural town)
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