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go my humanlings

version where berdly and ralsei are more congruent to how i usually draw bespectacled characters in my style

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they really called that shit hamburger hill

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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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talking with @kchzndrvh and came up with this together! rumi's balcony is covered in a forest of plants, and from one of the artists' visual development sketches, celine's home has a full on garden, so: headcanon that rumi inherited a love of plants and gardening from celine.

rumi's instagram is at least 30% posts of just plants like "I got this handsome boy yesterday! It's a ficus umbellata, native to western Africa. :) #myficus"

they have staff who do the housecleaning but rumi writes out very specific page-long care instructions for each of the plants when they're on tour. she names the plants too.

after every world tour she does an IG livestream of how her plants have been doing since she last saw them 4 months ago, and does a little Q&A, but she tells her mods to only show her the questions about the plants.

it's 80% "boring" leaf-only plants, and some of those things that only flower like once every few years at midnight for 2 hours. one of them is expected to flower only when the group is in Europe and she barely resists rescheduling just bc she's so professional. but she gets bobby to set up a livestream of the plant, and the fans start watching it too... #herkadupul

and then. it flowers for those 2 hours. when they're in the middle of a concert.

after the concert:

and thats all she will ever be able to bring herself to say about it

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Excuse me, professor? So, um, you paired me with Strawberry Shortcake for this assignment. Yeah so, she proofread my paper, but the only changes she made were crossing out every instance of 'very' and replacing it with 'berry'?

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drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

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Caldarus fanart to celebrate 1 year of Fields of Mistria!

It’s been a pleasure to work on this game with everyone at NPC Studio!

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Naïve childlike Alyx Vance not knowing about basic facets of normal pre-invasion life for comic effect is OUT.

Grown-ass genius Alyx Vance taking advantage of this notion and comically pretending not to know what basic shit is to annoy her friends is IN.

"And you say people used to wear this, how you say, jewel-er-y on their hands and bodies? Surely it's far too small to serve any practical effect in a tactical situation."

"Wha- YOU'RE WEARING A NECKLACE."

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didn't notice that this was a group message at first but thank you for the emoji react random stranger 🙏

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out of curiosity... how straight edge is tumblr actually? be honest

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sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical