#they dont want to get paid for protection.... bitch

[hauntingblue]

Zoro saw the kuma bomb and went well... we might need some help....

[serxinns]

Scarlet witch Reader x Yandere Mha: I HATE YOU

My 1st angst HEHEHEHHEHE

Context: You and h/n were getting along so well a little too well aizawa gets jealous and reader snaps

H/n: Hero name

S/n: student name

(Disclaimer this took place in season 1)

"Good Job y/n! You beat another villain down without me or s/n's help" H/N gave you a big smile while ruffling your hair ever since h/n became your mentor you and them got along pretty well they showed you moved and how to properly use you quirk safely heck you were getting praises from your classmates wishing they would show you those moves

You saw h/n as a parent figure as well as another side of Aizawa and Mic but h/n was your go-to whenever you wanted to talk unlike Aizawa and Mic they didn't baby you, coo you, or cuddle you to try and make it better they listened of my rants and agreed with you and whenever you did something wrong you weren't treated like some fragile being h/n told you to get up and do it again you wished to be like h/n one day you made sure of it

While the 3 of you were talking there was a Aizawa glaring at h/n from afar what are they doing with YOU he thought you should've been with him a while ago and grabbed his scarf getting ready

You were so busy talking with your mentor and others you didn't know that a scarf was coming your way and wrapped you around "What the?!?" you struggled trying to break free but it was no use "Sorry but it was past their curfew" Aizawa said in a monotone voice "Uh it's fine but you don't have to-" "You don't get to tell me what I should or shouldn't do" Aizawa cut off h/n glaring at them with red glowing eyes he said nothing and walked off with you protesting to put you down

When you arrived at your house you dropped to your bed in your bedroom but you pissed "What the heck was that for?!?!, h/n was just talking about our victory on the battle" you said glaring at your teacher without any care in the world

Aizawa: "they knew what they did"

Reader: "What the hell do you mean by that they were just ruffling my hair telling me I did a good job!!"

Aizawa: "They were manipulating you h/n you cant trust people easily"

Reader: MALNIPULATING?! ARE YOU HEARING YOURSELF RIGHT NOW

Aizawa: DONT give me that tone child

Reader: NO CAUSE IM TRIED IM SO TRIED OF YOU BEING SO PROTECTIVE OVER ME YOU DO THIS EVERYTIME LET ME HAVE MY FREEDOM FOR ONCE WITHOUT BEING CODDLE OUT 24/7

Aizawa: Y/N THATS ENOUGH you will not speak to me that way again

Reader: Mumbles a fuck you

Aizawa: what was that child I didn't hear it good enough

Reader: Still mumbles

Aizawa: say.it.before.i.ground.you

Reader: FUCK YOU YOU YOU-BITCH

Aizawa:...alright then you will not see h/n anymore then since im such a bitch

Reader: WHAT?!? YOU CANT DO IT

Aizawa: I can and I will starting tomorrow you will not talk, be near or even SEE h/n ever

That was when you finally snapped

Reader: I HATE YOU

You angerly pushed Aizawa out your room aizawa didn't even protest he didn't even argue back he was just stunned, shocked and heart broken he never wouldn't thought that you out of all people to say that he just thought will maybe it's just teenager behavior and everything will get back to normal

Wrong

The next day with your head hanging and dull eyes you sat down in silence the class was mixed with confusion and worry some tried to cheer you up Kiri ranting about how manly you are momo trying to buy you new expensive gifts Iida was beginning to be less strict then you even bakugo was a concern but no matter how much they tried it wouldn't work whenever somebody hosted a sleepover in your class you never denied their sleepovers

Now there's something wrong

Whenever your classmates were tried to get you to tell them what's wrong you started getting real aggressive with them even telling them to fuck off so they gave you some space for now..

Aizawa paid attention to your behavior and he was getting a little worried about you was it too far was I harsh on them is it just a teenage phrase thoughts and questions were circling around his head making his headaches

When he got home Mic threw a pillow at him "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SHOUTA" mics loud voice blasted into aizawas ears making his headache worse "Ugh..hizashi can u not I have head-" FUCK YOUR HEADSCHE WHAT DID YOU DO TO Y/N THEY LOCKED THEMSELVES INTO THEIR ROOM WHAT DID YOU DO AIZAWA" mic was now getting in his normal voice demanding answers into why their child is so upset

"All I did was told them h/n wasn't gonna be their mentor they were being disrespectful" But Mic wasn't having that he pitched the bridges oh his nose and sighed "So you thought it was a suitable punishment you know what-" he grabbed Aizawa by his collar dragging him upstairs to your room "you better apologize to y/n and make it right or is sleeping on the couch for you for 4 weeks" he walked back downstairs leaving the 2 of you alone

Aizawa was hesitant but knocked on the door "LEAVE ME ALONE" he heard you raised his voice he heard ur voice crack and was horde it seemed like you were crying for a long time "Y/n-" "DONT I DONT WANNA HEAR YOUR APOLOGY" you cut him off harshly but it didn't matter to him he just wanted to see if you were ok

"Listen y/n please just hear me out I promise it'll be worth so please open the door" they were silent at the end a few second as he heard you slowly open the door

"What do you want..." you soaked your whole pillows with tears snot and more tears "Listen y/n im sorry I really am I was just convincing myself that h/n was doing something suspicious" "U NEVER CHECKED WITH THE OTHERS SO HOW COME IT ALWAYS ME" you shouted while putting your head back in the pillow "Listen im sorry im truly am the reason enacted like that was because I thought they were gonna hurt you and I didn't want them to hurt one of my ki- students yes I can admit I was being a bit overbearing and a bit of a ass but I will do better u can be with h/n back so do you forgive me " you sniffed and lookup at him and thought for a moment

"I may not will accept your apology now but when I see development I will"

[pomefioredove]

🙂‍↕️not really coherent reply sorry

vil is one of the only characters in game that treats yuu with respect, and as an equal.

EXACTLYLY. honestly it never ever sits right with me whenever yuu BREAKS THEIR BACK trying to help others (especially because barely anyone is doing barely anything to help them. LET THIS BITCH GO HOME!!!!) for them to just? barely acknowledge it? casually brush it off? the scene in book 3 where the tweels r like wanna help out? you can switch with these guys and ace is like YES double all of my current suffering and pass it onto them /ref all of the students complaining about losing their signature spells when yuu has NO magic at all to protect themselves with.. let’s be serious please. maybe im being a little dramatic! but thats literally my favorite character you are talking about get their name out of your mouth.

vil is literally the only other character who plays a similar role in the story.

... cause chars like trey and lilia are almost there, but distinctly different in their roles, while vil is THE mother.

THIS!! !! !!! !!!!! lillia is more of the father trope and trey is more of a big brother i’d say. they aren’t nurturing in the same way vil is. maybe it’s the ‘nagging’ slash instructing aspect of how vil interacts with people. i don’t even know how to put it into words but ur right vil is so mom. like. i dont know.. it’s probably his relationship with epel (and even the other first years?) that makes me associate him with being motherly but he’s just so. nurturing. so many moms in the media that i’ve (recently) consumed were teaching their daughters to be quiet and respectful as to not get punished/essentially outcasted socially. of course that’s not really what vil is doing with epel but. ugh. read my mind!!! ull understand then trust. the ONLY other character that sorta makes me feel the same way is jamil. illove him so dearly but i know. little to nothing major about his character aside from his relationship with kalim. yuu and grim. vil and epel. jamil and kalim. they should start a we dont get paid (enough) for this bullshit club

honestly i dont even want to project myself onto yuu i wanna be a helpful roomate or somthinf. wtf 😭 my hungry aggressive ass could NOT be yuu /ref..

rhats all i can put into words rigth now . evene though i got sidetracked a lot.. !! bht th part abojt yuu being motherly ! ialso wanted to reply to. wowww thats a lot of typos sorry my eyesight is a tad blurry 😭

AHHGGGGG ANON

"double all of my current suffering and pass it onto them" LMAOOOO 😭😭😭

I am such a yuu defender idc. LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!! it's why rollo is still such a fave of mine, he's like one of the only sane people. looks at yuu and is like jesus christ are you fucking okay.

and yes literally vil is just. I think the big difference is that he actually kinda likes being in charge? more so than yuu. he's a natural leader while they were literally manipulated and blackmailed into their position (I WILL SAY THAT I do think vil feels pressured to be a leader because of how he was outcasted/made out to seem mean and scary by his peers so he just kinda Filled That Role... but also I definitely do not see him as someone who'd enjoy following rather than leading. his own character VERY MUCH parallels yuu's in so many ways)

jamil is definitely different tho. he was also forced into his position as a caretaker but he doesn't have a parental vibe to him. tbh I couldn't tell u what it is but he's got his own thing going on (and he DOES parallel yuu in a way, I wish he was closer to them because there's potential but he's really Not)

BUT YEAH I get you. I feel like this is a weird thing to say but yuu feels like their own character to me 😭 like I have my own yuusona but yuu themselves is a little guy to me

[mariusroyale]

what we deserved™

a few things actually:

- i hate chloe’s makeup. so much. like yeah honestly a 14yo would pick it but i hate it dkgfkdhd so yeah definitely switched that shit

- protective friend Chloe!! asked for NO pickles Chloe!!

- her hair also kinda bothers me?? instead of chopping it off i decided on letting the whole ‘growth’ thing come literally in her hair

- same with ‘letting loose’ like her hair being less uptight

- doesn’t mean she doesn’t uphold her own standards for herself tho

- this is if Chloe went to therapy haha (WHICH COULDVE BEEN ACHIEVED-)

- i love the idea of her giving pollen little accessories so they could match- like matching sunglasses and rings n stuff,

- “my queen, who did you commission to get these teeny glasses?” “i dont want to answer that right now, just put them on!” (she paid marinette lmao)

i also want to add, for a queen, there really isn’t much.. regality to her suit??? no fancy accents that suggest wealth or royalty so like. obviously i looked at cat walker’s design and went GIMME!! guys she wears designer shit, why wouldn’t it show up in her QUEEN bee form like?? shiny jewellery! queen shit idk!

this Chloe is redeemable, well written and is also a nice bitch :)

i write this with the thought of her being overtly giving to her friends, like

“DADDY!!” “it’s an invite-only party, darling, we can’t just-” “I WANT THEM INVITED! AND BRING THEM BETTER OUTFITS, trust me, daddy they need it,”

in front of her mother she does act like a spoiled brat but does apologise as soon as she’s gone,, definitely working on that. also whenever she witnesses marinette and her mom having nice moments shes definitely more likely to get akumatised BUT the charm and her mindfulness does get her out of it

…. we really were robbed of redemption arc Chloe huh. so much potential wasted

and fuck it if zoe suddenly exists they have a better relationship because i like sisterhood and chloe needs people to understand her (Zoe’s probably the first to and get closer anyway)

“if you so much as look at my sister in the eye i swear i will-” “CHLOE.”

[muwapsturniolo]

✯𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐬✯

IN WHICH… I give yall sum baseline personas that will be reoccurring in my fics down the line. These personas are interchangeable meaning they can be used for any triplet of my/your choosing. Feel free to request any of these with any of the boys!! (These are the ones I decided on for now but if anyone has any they want to add feel free to send it in and I will update this post🍑🍑🍑)

WARNINGS: This should not have to be said but imma say it anyway. all the y/n's i write for are black and black only. I'm not saying if you arent black you can't read my fics or support but i do understand if it does become hard to read with the way i describe y/n.

feel free to still imagine yourself as y/n even if you arent black, i have no problem with that whatsoever, just wanted to make it clear i write for black girls and boys🍑

✯ALSO THIS IS NOT PROOF READ BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A FIC!✯

Earthy boho Y/n

"Half of us chasin' fountains of youth and it's in the present now"

have you ever wanted to swim next to a waterfall naked, or frolic in fields as the sun beams down? have you ever danced in your livingroom with a blunt in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other?

this is y/n.

she's a earthy girl, finding joy in the simple things in life, finding joy in the heart and soul. you can always find her wearing some shade of green, brown, or orange. you often might find a crystal in her pocket or even in her hair. her whole body is usually decked out in jewelry. beaded bracelets on her writs, obnoxious rings on her fingers, multiple piercings on her nose and in her ears, beads on her waists, anklets, and even toe rings!

the curly brown tresses that sit on top of her head are usually in its natural form, or being protected by locs or some form of knotless braids. when she gets lazy she throws it into a puff and wraps one of her many silk scarfs around it.

she likes to do yoga and meditate in the early mornings before the world wakes up, followed by a quick smoke session and painting.

although you can often find her alone, blasting neo soul or her guilty pleasure genre (pop), she hates it. she hates being alone because being alone means you are left with your thoughts and she hates her thoughts. they can be so mean sometimes and she doesn't understand why.

shes soft spoken, never raising her voice or cussing anyone out. she doesn't see the need to act like that when everything can be talked out.

She has a brown cat named Janelle meow-net (named after Janelle Monet).

songs:

"my love, do you ever dream of, candy-coated raindrops" ☆ candy rain

"Brown liquor, brown sugar, brown face Black skin, black Benz, black plays" ☆ almeda

"Read my mind, free my mind, feed my mind, make sense" ☆ purity

Princess Y/n

"Raw bitch, ain't never been a groupie"

her daddy is baldheaded....meaning she has never heard the word no in her life. the few times she has been told no by her dad or her boyfriend at the time... lets just say it got uglier than amy scheumer. shes spoiled and she doesn't see anything wrong with it. why would she? she is a princess after all.

she has the face and smile men would go to war and die over. she has the fashion style that has you wanting to raid her closet and drain your bank accounts. there's never a day where she doesn't look good.

her hair, nails, and toes are ALWAYS done. and i mean always.

she hates getting dirty. meaning, dont ask her to do any hard labor. she refuses to get dirt on her hands or even break a nail. she (her dad) paid good money to get her hair done and she will fight to keep that lace melted and laid.

it's usually her dad who is supplying her shopping addiction and making sure she's pampered and well off. if it's not her dad, its whoever shes talking to at the moment. speaking of whoever shes talking to... she doesn't see her self as a player by any means, but she does talk to multiple guys at once. if they can do it, why can't she? shes just a girl having fun and she does not care what anyone has to say about it.

she may seem like a mean girl (she wears pink everyday, not just Wednesday) with her resting bitchface and a mouth that always talks shit, but she truly is a big baby. she loves love, is a girls girl, and hypes everyone up. shes always giving to people, whether its clothes, bags, makeup, or even money. she has a big heart and wants everyone to be happy.

songs:

"I taste like sugar but ain't a damn thing sweet bitch" ☆ beatin down yo block

"im pretty than a motherfucker hoes be looking ok." ☆ ok

"Penthouse suite, sitting pretty by the pool" ☆ pretty girls

MUA Y/n

"No makeup on, and I could still take your place, lil' bitch"

yall ever see someone with nice skin and know they never had a pimple a day in their life? or have you ever met someone whos makeup is always beat to the gods and not a lash is out of place?

yeah that lucky person in y/n.

she has her makeup and skincare routines down packed. so down packed shes able to do it with her eyes closed.

she's so into her craft, she could tell you what you need for your skin or what makeup would suit you best by one look. shes a girls girl, never judging anyone and always willing to help.

you want a new foundation? say less shes giving you at least five options and giving you multiple reasons as to why she picked that one. want to learn how to do winged liner? grab your liquid liner and get ready to learn because she is going to teach you until you get it right.

she loves the beauty world and everything that has to come with it, always picking up the newest products and testing them out. shes not a beauty influencer, but she does post on tiktok for fun, not caring about followers or pr.

she works at ulta (that discount helps her out A LOT), but still finds herself in the gloomy lighting of sephora. her makeup room (yes...she has one) is filled to the brim with different types of makeup and skincare products. she has drawers on drawers of eyeshadow pallets, concealers, setting powders, blush, etc in that room. she often lets her friends come over and raid the room because in reality, she knows shes never going to use everything.

songs:

"bad bitch im the bar, alien superstar" ☆ alien superstar

"I ain't one of them hoes who look better in they pictures (facts) Face like a model (what?), body like a stripper" ☆ conceited

"Bitch I'm fine Slim waist, pretty face, he know I'm a dime" ☆ beatin down yo block

PLEASE REQUEST ANYTHING FOR THESE VERSIONS OF Y/N AND EVEN SEND IN MORE BASELINE TYPE CHARCTERS THAT I CAN ADD TO THIS LIST!!!!

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[carmysgirl]

Hiii SydCarmy has me down bad 😭😭 pleeease if you wouldn’t mind writing one where Sydney and Carmy are at a family dinner and Donna physically harms Sydney in some way and Carmy looses it. Protective Carmy is for the people 🫡

idk about physically harming but i def think donna would say something sneaky.

"go ahead and take my son away from me again so i can die alone. you'd probably like that huh, sydney?" donna spits while looking straight across the dinner table at sydney.

the restaurant goes silent.

it's just the three of them at the table sydney feels like she's one on one with donna. the whole time donna was doting over carmen and telling him how much she missed him and didn't say a word to sydney. it wasn't until carmen mentioned sydney had already moved in when donna started getting pissy.

"ma? what are you saying? im right here?" carmen rasped while squeezing sydneys hand under the table and reaching for his mom's over the table.

donna cut her eyes at sydney. "i'm saying youre going to let this bitch run all over your life and take you away from me."

carmen stood up abruptly. "what'd you call her?"

donna stood up as well and grabbed her purse. "i called her a bitch!"

"that's fucking it," carmen grabbed donna by her shoulders and led her outside. sydney didn't want to follow in case she made things worse.

once outside carmen got in his mom's face. "i'm not going to let you call my girlfriend a bitch! you come in here drunk and dont fucking say you werent because you reek right now! youre going to drink yourself to death! the only person thats going to push me away from you is YOU!"

donna stared blankly at carmen. "dont act like im the problem. so what if i had a glass of wine before i came! what, i cant treat myself anymore?!"

carmen pulled his phone out and placed an uber for his mom. "im getting you an uber right now because it's never just one glass of wine. more like an entire case."

donna opened her mouth like she wanted to say something but thankfully she didnt and left in her uber.

back in the restaurant sydney had paid for their meal and waited patiently for carmen.

"hey im really really sorry for that. i shouldve known she would show up drunk-"

sydney shook her head and grabbed his hand. "it's okay. i know fucked up families. you dont have to apologize."

carmen smiled at her and they walked out the restaurant together

[engagemythrusters]

Okay ep4 time to roll my eyes

Hhh

Okay I’m bored already. Sabine is saving grace of the show. This is boring

Awww she’s calling for her mom 🥺

God I like this planet but. Overall for this show I hate it. Because the LACK OF COLOUR IS BAD

UM EXCUSE ME?!

You are NOT leaving ezra behind

You can explode thrawn if he gets back. BUT YOU WILL NOT FUCKING ABANDON EZRA.

I miss clone wars Huyang. When ahsoka rebooted him she took all his personality out and trashed it.

Shin Hati ur sooo cute.

Reeeeally hate shins hair tho. So 2020s.That won’t age. That’s going to stay 2020s and when people watch this in 20 years they will rightfully make fun of costuming.

Disney pay people to give a shit about this please

I’m so sick of Ahsoka’s shitty ass lekku and montrals

“Relax” YOU JIST TOLD HER TO ABANDON HER BROTHER

Jumpsca—yep. Knew it. Disney cares about nothing except shock value

SABINE N HER GUNS in her ARMOUR

THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

THIS JS WHAT I WANTED

AAAAAH

okay bored again now.

“Stay together” lines sooo stupid. Rolling my eyes.

I could write better in my sleep.

JACEN MY BABY BOY

Ghost?!

GHOST?!

Rip that guy he doesn’t get paid enough

GHOST

He’s sitting where his brother used to sit where his father used to sit. I’m not okay. I’m truly not.

Where… is the ghosts colour.

Where’s the yellow.

Also why… is that guy around again. Do we NEED mando refs.

AW JACEN PULLED IT

Bored again.

Baylon is interesting tho. I want to know more about him and Shin.

Kay stupid action scene. Bored. Zoning out.

I love cranberries tho I’m having a cranberri orange scone that I made from scratch. So tasty. Burned at the bottom bc my oven doesn’t work right (the airflow is very poor). But the orange glaze j made mostly covers it.

Ooo tree destruction

Okay all that twirly for nothing is so stupid

Oop so Marrok was just. Nightsister magic. I figured as much.

Buff Santa will protect the map

Oh this bitch knew anakin?

Ofc everyone knew anakin he was a bitch that never followed protocol

Buff Santa Baylon is very interesting

WHY DOES SHE HOLD THEM FORWARD

AHSOKA *DOES NOT HOLD HER LIGHTSABERS FORWARD*

IM SO MAD EVERY TIME SHE FIGHTS BC THEY DO IT *WRONG*

If they can’t do it right. DONT DO IT AT ALL.

This should have been animated. This should not have Filoni. This shouldnt be set so far back in the timeline.

Hhh when do we see ezra.

I don’t care about this I want exra

OH FINALLY BACKWARD HOLSING

Nope

Spoke too soon

Sabine putcher helmet back on

Hehe

Kanan and Fenn Rau taught her that 🥰

OH RIP SHIN

Oop buff Santa big mad

Don’t destroy take it

Take it YOU NEED EZRA

is shin really dead tho that would be bad and make the show boring

She’s not like Ahsoka. She’s like Hera. She’s like Kanan. She’s like Ezra. She’s like her family.

Oh no… clan wren…

Oh no…

Tristan…

Oh my god hera and Jacen and chopper and zeb are all she has left. All. No wonder she wants ezra back so so much. Even much more than before.

Stab his hand STAB HIS HAND

nooo sabine WOULDNT

No she would NOT

Oh butt

Sabine wouldn’t do that.

Ghost

Where’s the yellow for the ghost?

Oh my god

Sabine wouldn’t have done that

Well now she’ll be inside the ship tho

She’ll go to ezra

Ezra I miss you so much. I hope we see you soon <3

Gonna run right thru em all except hera bc she’s in the middle

Interesting. But predictable. Did we all expect that? Yes we did!

Crunchy.

Jacen baby you shouldn’t be here

IF THEY END UP NOT OKAH ILL BE SO SAD

Okay good good

“I’ve got a bad feeling” oh he’s like his brother he’s like his father I’m going to cry. I don’t… I can’t…

Wow great shot of Bad Lekku And Montrals

Sparkle water

WORLD BETWEEN WORLDS

Is she dead?!

SHE CAN WALK TO EZRA

..: she man save Kanan…

HELLO SNIPS

How is he full body tho he’s dead

Where’s his scar?

DID THEH CGI HUM UOUNGER

I HATE THAT SO MUCH

OH

The MUSIC

Wow and ofc they cut it off right as it gets interesting

Kay. Bored now.

[jamhood]

SOB Got Fired

Poor Guy Had to Be Corrupt

On PBS in 1974 when asked a question suggesting that then Senator Joe Biden was not corrupt, he put on his customary pompous grin and said, “I’m not sure you should assume I’m not corrupt, but thank you for that, though.” westernjournal.com/never-forget-time-joe-biden-said-dont-assume-not-corrupt

Being that he self-identified as the poorest man in Congress he likely didn't have much choice but to be corrupt. abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/06/joe-biden-says-he-is-the-poorest-man-in-congress

If not he couldn't very well be on par with his esteemed colleagues, could he? After all, I expect he had to be corrupt. So it's okay, in order to be able to afford to provide a decent living for his family.  Otherwise he might have only been able to afford one mansion instead of three.

FBI Confidential Source Report

newsweek.com/burisma-owner-thought-hunter-biden-was-dumber-his-dog-fbi-document-1814424

Burisma's CFO, Vadim Pojarskii said that they hired Hunter Biden to "protect us, through his dad, from all kinds of problems".  When the confidential source (referred to as CHS to keep his idendity secret) asked why they needed his assistance when they already had Hunter Biden on the board of directors, Pojarskii replied that Hunter Biden was not smart and they wanted to get additional counsel.

CHS recalled a meeting with Mykcla Zlochevsky, Burisma's CEO, around the time Joe Biden made a public statement about Ukraine Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin being corrupt and that he should be fired removed from office. CHS told Zlochevsky that due to Shokin's investigation into Burisma, which was made public at this time, it would have a substantial negative impact on Burisma's prospective IPO in the United States. Zlochevsky replied something to the effect of, "Don't worry Hunter will take care of all of those issues through his dad."

CHS advised Zlochevsky it would be problematic to raise capital in the US given Shokir's investigation into Burisma as nobody in the US would invest in a company that was the subject of a criminal investigation.

 Zlochevsky said that "it cost 5 (million) to pay one Biden, and 5 (million) to another Biden."

Zlochevsky made some comment that although Hunter Biden *was stupid, and his dog was smarter," Zlochevsky needed to keep hunter Biden on the board "so everything will be okay." CHS inquired whether Hunter Biden or Joe Biden told Zlochevsky he should retain Hunter Biden. Zlochevsky replied, "They both did."

CHS reiterated his opinion that Zlochevsky was making a mistake and he should fire Hunter Biden and deal with Shokin's investigation directly so that the matter will remain an issue in Ukraine, and not turn in to some international matter.

Zlochevsky responded that he appreciated CHS's advice, but that "it's too late to change his decision." CHS understood this to mean that Zlochevsky had already paid the Bidens, presumably to "deal with Shokin."

Subsequently, as Vice President Joe Biden, threatened to block a billion dollar loan to Ukraine unless Shokin was fired. "Son-of-a-bitch. He got fired." Joe said at the Council on Foreign Relations.

[tuliptiger]

I'm going to bitch about landlords and my particular place I live in. 3...2...1...go

All Landlords are bastards btwww I'm really grateful I went through a property manager and not the actual landlord for the place I live in. When I first got here all the other tenants were like "oh yeah hes pretty nice he used to be a teacher and rents out to people who need it" HAHA

It isn't funny that they had trust and believed he was a good or nice person because they will never stay that way towards their tenants. It's just unfortunate that they didn't connect the dots that hes a bad business man and a poor property manager of this rental property because if it was inspected it would be condemned. He's done no maintenance, it was built 160 years ago and the only new construction was when they split the house into as many apartments as possible for the couple days or weeks railroad workers would stop by and rest years ago.

I like my particular apartment but I know for a fact 2 of the apartments have black mold in them, there was a fucking propane leak (A BAD ONE) that I told another tenant about and had someone come out and fix it. Her heating bill is now 30 dollars cheaper in winter than it was in fucking summer.

He stopped by recently (thank god I missed him) and he chewed out the back neighbor for leaving pots of plants BY A TREE instead of the garden area, which is fucking a couple feet away. He also expects all the tenants to upkeep the property "because we live here" while this sucker has never sat down with any of us and discussed that in a professional way he just gets angry because it isn't done.

1.) Not in any of our rental agreements

2.) He doesn't give us a credit on our rent to do free labor for him

3.) If we did maintenance and damaged the property in any way we'd be charged for it, lose our deposits, or be evicted.

AND I GUESS the neighbor downstairs paid 4 months in advance and the neighbor UPSTAIRS complained about the big beautiful maple outside her window scraping it and she couldn't sleep. SO HE USED THEIR ADVANCE MONEY TO PAY ARBORISTS TO CUT IT DOWN INSTEAD of just fucking ooooh instead of trimming it im so mad about that.

So suddenly he is not the nice teacher who is so generous (he never was) and he wants to charge 950 plus first and last months rent for the fucking BASEMENTTTTTTT its so shit down there every has a key to that place and it sucks ass. It probably has so much must and mold and shit down there and if any of the pipes break that shit is done for.

Anyway anyway yeah I just dont want to live under someone else I hate it i hate the power imbalance he could be a normal fucking human being and get us all together to talk and help him maintain and fix the property but instead hes a freak and royalty about it. My walls have lead in them and I know this because i signed an agreement that said "they didn't KNOW if there is lead in the paint but we wont test for it either so acknowledge the potential threat" but if I repaint the apartment i lose my deposit sooooo. Fuck em :)

I want to rent half my house out when it's built but I want to spend money on a lawyer to write out a legal document that protects me AND the tenant. I also want to get good at balancing the house finances to keep the place well kept and not put the burden on the tenant. I want this shit to be mutually beneficial.

I think the place i live in now is his only "income" or something and he doesn't work right now which is fucked up. anywayyyy all landlords are bastard :)

[deep-sea-horror]

Mightve just lost my job sfsgsfsgs

[pinkandblueblurbs]

Scent

Draco Malfoy x Fem!Reader. Heavy a/b/o, a/b/o AU, scenting, making out, sexual themes, no explicit sex, possessiveness, light alpha tone, jealousy. This is probably not a SUPER healthy, perfect relationship lmao. draco gets jealous and protective, so be warned. dont come crying to me when u find his behavior toxic, for the love of god.

a/n: I’m kinda vague about the workings of all this but basically until they permanently claim them alphas “claim” the omegas they’re in a relationship with by scenting them, which biologically deters other alphas from making moves on them. So reader and draco aren’t bonded, but they’re dating.

a/n 2: this kinda came out weird and idk how much i like it but! oh well! also the ending is hella abrupt ajshs i just wanted to write possessive and jealous alpha draco but no real plot or resolution oops. aaaand it’s hella cheesy. im a basic bitch what can i say

Your pace is quick as you make your way through the halls towards the Slytherin common room, cheeks still flushed from your interaction in the library and instincts screaming at you to go find your alpha.

I thought I’d smelled enough like him, you find yourself thinking, remembering Draco’s lips and tongue on your neck, sucking and licking your scent gland just the night prior. How could Roger Davies so unabashedly flirt with me again?

The alpha had been doing it for the past week- sitting beside you as you studied, talking a bit too familiarly and being a bit too touchy. He clearly paid no regard to your widely known and clearly exclusive relationship. His instincts, however, he shouldn’t be able to ignore. The claiming scent of an alpha on you should be enough to deter him. That’s why you’d taken care to guide Draco’s mouth to your gland during your nightly shag, ensuring you’d reek of him the next day and figuring no other alpha would dare come near you. But it hadn’t worked. Davies flirted with you just as shamelessly as before, despite your efforts.

Draco scenting me every night must not be enough, you supposed. By the time I get to the library after classes it must wear off. You worried your lower lip as you walked, considering this, and came to a rather simple conclusion. I’ll just have to have him do it more.

When you step into the Slytherin common room your eyes immediately seek out, and quickly find- thanks to the complete vacancy of the area- the blond in question. He’s sitting on the couch, hand cradling his jaw and elbow leaning on the armrest as he stares down at the book he’s been reading for the past week. You rush over to him, and as soon as Draco picks up on your smell he’s looking up with a gentle smile that’s reserved just for you.

“Hey there, love. You’re done studying early, I expected that astronomy test to have you in the library for hou-” he trails off when after sliding right into his lap you start kissing his broad neck. Your mouth moves against his skin eagerly, head swimming with his familiar and comforting scent- the scent of your alpha- and you tangle your fingers tightly in his jumper. You feel him melt into it at first, a low rumble emanating from his chest as pleasure blooms beneath your skilled lips, but then he’s taking in a sharp breath and bringing a hand up to your jaw to coax you away.

“Damn, Y/n, miss me much?” He taunts, smirking, but as he takes in your needy eyes and desperate expression his grin falters. You try to calm your features; he can always tell when something’s off with you, and you’re hoping to avoid worrying him.

“Is everything okay?” 

You must have done a poor job of masking your emotions. “I’m fine- I just- I need you.” You make your voice a whimper, sticking out your lower lip and exaggerating your pleading gaze. If I can’t hide my desperation, maybe I can at least play it off as omega neediness. Draco studies you for a moment, but eventually his smirk returns in full swing.

“Yeah? You’re a needy little omega, hm?” Bingo. “Come here, princess.” He’s leading your face back towards him, and you crane your neck, silently begging him to run his tongue along your gland. “I’ll take care of you.”

He follows your cue and brings his mouth down, latching right onto your gland and suckling firmly. You let out a shaky moan at the feeling, his lips and tongue like heaven against the sensitive skin. Your hands travel along the expanse of his shoulders and chest, desperate for contact, feeling his toned muscles under his shirt. He grazes his teeth over the tender spot and your nails dig into him as the action has you seeing stars.

“What a good omega,” he murmurs lowly against your skin, tongue darting out to lap incessantly at you, covering you in his scent just as you’d wanted. “My good girl.”

As always, things start with scenting and snogging then quickly escalate into Draco hoisting you up and stumbling up the stairs to his dorm for a shag, lips never disconnecting from yours all the while.

The rest of the evening passes as normal- you go down to the great hall for dinner and then part ways to sleep in your respective dorms. Draco’s scent is a heady, prominent presence all around you, so strong and recognizable that it can be picked up on from feet away. It’s hardly faded at all by the time breakfast rolls around and you sit yourself at the Slytherin table beside him, but you can feel a pair of eyes from the Ravenclaw table trained on you regardless. You’re hit with a wave of unease at the presence of Davies’ insistent gaze, surprised that Draco’s scent isn’t potent enough to be off-putting. I guess it wears off through the night, you rationalize.

“Draco,” you murmur, looking up at the alpha desperately and tugging at the material of his sleeve. You pout when he puts up his finger in a silent “one minute”, not even glancing at you as he listens to whatever Blaise is talking about from across the table. “Alpha,” your voice is a whine now as you pull at his shirt again, and at the neediness of your tone and the use of the title Draco’s eyes are quickly on you.

“What is it, princess?” He asks, brow raised in question. You swallow, fixing him with your best pleading look.

“Need your help,” you lower your voice, “privately.” Despite your attempt at a whisper you hear quiet snickers from Blaise and Theo, and Draco’s lips quirk up in a smirk.

“You can wait, baby, I’m not done eating yet.” He dismisses you with a shake of his head, scooping another bite of eggs into his mouth. You huff, rolling your eyes.

“‘S not just that, Draco. I need you to scent me.” You explain, glancing at the two boys across the table as they blatantly eavesdrop on your hushed words and seeing their brows furrow in confusion. When you look back at Draco, you see he’s wearing a matching expression.

“Scent you? Y/n, I scented you just last night, you’re fine.”

“You reek of him, actually.” Theo supplies, making Blaise exhale a huffed laugh. You shoot the alphas a quick scowl before looking back at Draco.

“Please, Dray.” You give him your best puppy dog eyes. You know it does the trick when a flicker of sympathy passes through his irises.

“Fine. Come on, we’ve gotta get it done before class.” Draco concedes, standing up. You quickly follow his lead, a grin forming on your lips as you step away from the table.

“You’ve turned soft, mate!” Blaise calls after you as Draco takes your hand and leads you off. Draco just throws up a middle finger, not bothering to look back at him.

“So what prompted this, hm?” He asks as you make your way to the Slytherin common room, sure to be empty with everyone eating in the great hall. You can hear the hints of a smirk in his tone. “Just feeling needy for your alpha?” With his hand in yours he’s able to sweep his long pinky over the gland on your wrist, making your stomach flip.

“Mhm…” You murmur, somewhat absentmindedly. You’re internally going over your schedule, thinking about the next class you have with Davies and whether Draco’s scent will last you until then. You realize you forgot to sell it when you meet the alpha’s gaze and his brows are furrowed in confusion. You blink at him once before adding, in a whine, “need you, alpha.”

Draco only scoffs.

“Nice try, princess.” All confusion has left his features as they harden into a look of suspicion. You both step into the common room, and he stops, turning to face you fully. “Really, what’s this about?”

“Told you, Draco. I need you.” You cringe a bit at your meek tone- you don’t sound convincing even to yourself, so it’s no surprise when the alpha meets you with a raised brow.

“Is something wrong? Why would you need me to-“ his face darkens, and your breath hitches at the way his voice drops to a dangerous growl. “Is someone bothering you?”

You drop your gaze. “N-no- well not really bothering-”

“Don’t lie to me.” He grasps your chin and tilts your face up so you meet his icy blue eyes. At the use of his alpha tone, words immediately pour from your mouth.

“Roger Davies has been coming up to me in the library so we can study together, and at first he was fine, but then he started saying these little things and touching my hand or knee, and I don’t understand how because I should smell like you, but I don’t think it’s been strong enough.” You take a breath once you finish, your eyes flitting between Draco’s fiery ones.

“That fucking bastard.” His voice is a seething growl that makes you shiver, both from nerves and arousal. His nostrils are flaring, his expression is nothing short of irate, and his right hand flexes in and out of a fist at his side.

You’re taken by surprise when he grabs you around your waist and pulls you into his body, a small yelp escaping you. He leans down and in seconds his mouth is on you- sucking at your neck, licking over your scent gland, nipping at the skin. You let out a trembling moan, your eyes falling shut at the erotic sensation. Draco’s grip on your hips is bruising, as if he’s scared that if it’s not his hands on you it’ll be someone else’s.

“You’re mine.” He rumbles against your skin, his tone reverberating through you. He pulls away, and your whine of loss dies in your throat when he picks up each of your wrists. He licks over the gland of one, maintaining piercing eye contact that has your heart pounding in your chest. “Mine.” He moves to the other, sucking on the sensitive flesh, making your knees threaten to buckle. “Mine.”

“Yours, Draco.” You gasp out, head swimming, cloudy with neediness. You whine pathetically when he drops your wrists, and he grasps the back of your head to pull you so he can smear a quick kiss to your hairline.

“You go to class, love.” He’s gentler now, though that dark undercurrent is still present in his voice.

“Wh-where are you going?” You know the answer by his stiff posture and determined steps towards the door, but you still utter the shaky question.

“I think Davies needs a reminder who you belong to.”

[artofapeach]

PAIMON’S NOT A BAD FATHER

//Helluva Boss spoilers below

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I have seen TOO many posts that lump Paimon and Cash Buckzo as both terrible fathers and I was just gonna let it slide, but I just woke up and hyperfixation’s a bitch, so let’s write an essay instead >:D

Join me as I go through the ways Paimon treats Stolas and show that he’s NOT a bad father (though not a good one either)

START!

“Ah, there is my little…” *whispers to butler* “which son is this one?”

He forgot his son’s name. Yeah, that’s not great. But according to him “there’s so fucking many”. Honestly, if he had anymore than two kids, that’s too many. My mom has four kids and calls me the wrong name all the time. At least he bothered to ask his butler for the right name, instead of just saying something close to Stolas, or avoiding saying Stolas’ name all together!

“Oh, that’s an ugly noise, son. Here, how about you cease this bitch crying?” *Stolas continues to cry* “That usually works :(“

*a moment to laugh cause Paimon really sounds upset and confused that this didn’t work*

Okay, this one’s not great. I have no defense for this one. He should not be talking like that with his kids and calling them “ugly” and such. But again! Paimon legit is confused and upset that Stolas didn’t stop crying after he said. He’s confused and in a small moment of panic. “He’s still crying? What do I do now???”

I honestly suspect that Paimon is in a very high position and is pretty busy, thus doesn’t have much time to learn the proper way to talk to kids.

“Would you like it if I took you to the circus in town? Children enjoy the circus, right?”

Further proof that he doesn’t really spend much time with kids!! He’s just going by what he hears. Plus, he could have easily said “too bad, you have to do this, get over it” and gone about his day. Instead, he genuinely tried to think of a way to make Stolas feel better, even if it was through distraction. We know where Stolas gets his parenting skills from.

*attends circus through magic mirror*

He went to the circus with his son! Like, he could have just sent Stolas to the circus with his butler and been done with it. But he actually attended it as well!

It IS through mirror magic, which is strange, but we don’t know how great his position is yet! Maybe he had to work at the same time, but still wants to cut out a moment for his son. Maybe it’s for protection. Maybe he’s agoraphobic. Maybe he REALLY didn’t want to smell the poor. He still tried to attend!

*the curious eyebrow while Stolas talks about Blitzø*

First of all, he’s genuinely listening to his son. That’s a lot more than I can say for a lot of parents, fictional or otherwise! He noticed his son liked Blitzø and was happy, which leads to our next parental action.

*fucking buys a fucking child for a day*

Genuinely went to buy Blitzø?? For his son???? Technically not all that great morally wise, but it’s the thought that counts, I guess?????

“It’s his birthday. He’s so sad and I don’t want to deal with him.”

YOU DONT HAVE TO. YOU HAVE A BUTLER. IT WAS YOU WHO SUGGESTED THE CIRCUS AND MADE AN ATTEMPT TO ATTEND THROUGH MIRROR MAGIC. YOU COULD HAVE JUST IGNORED HIM AND WENT ABOUT YOUR DAY.

Seriously, I’m getting the vibes that Paimon either isn’t great at conversation or isn’t great getting his emotions across (toxic masculinity, yay!). I’m reading “I don’t want to deal with him” as “I don’t want to stress about my son being sad, especially on his birthday”.

“Fizzarolli would be pretty expensive.” “No, the other one.” “Blitzø?” “Correct!”

I genuinely let out a sigh of relief at this part! I was worried that this would have revealed that Paimon had not been listening to his son and would just get what he thinks kids like.

But no! He paid attention! He realized that even though Fizz is the popular one, Stolas wanted Blitzø! So he made sure to get that one.

*hits Stolas* “Don’t bow to that one! He bows to us, idiot.”

I have no defense for this one either. This is definitely a bad moment for him. You don’t hit kids. You don’t call kids idiots. I get that he’s trying to teach Stolas the proper way to address and be addressed based on social standing, but there are better ways to do it.

“I’m so good at daddying!”

Okay, I get that this is a joke because he literally just hit his son! But at the same time, he wouldn’t have said this unless he actually wanted to be a good daddy! He’s trying! He doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he’s trying! He wants a good grade in parenting, which is normal to want and possible to achieve!

Annnnnnd I think that’s all that Paimon is in for the episode. Again, not really father of the year, but he is NOT the same as Cash Buckzo, who easily sold Blitzø for five bucks while Fizz would have been expensive. And compared to how dads in royalty or government are usually portrayed, I was pleasantly surprised! Paimon cares for his boy and he’s trying so hard 🥺

[kenzie30david]

My Protector

Pairing: Reader x Angel Reyes

Summary: You’re at a club and some guy tries to make a move on you not knowing you’re boyfriend’s been watching the entire time.

It’s a Friday night and you and Angel went to the club because you felt like dancing. The two of you had both had a long week and you made it your mission to make sure that your man was able to relax. Before you left the house you made sure you were going to be comfortable because you planned to dance your ass off. Going through your closet you decided on a black mini dress and matching high tops so your feet wouldn’t be killing you by the end of the night. After you had been dancing for a while Angel decided that it was time to get a drink and take a breath for a while; trying to convince you to go with him you kissed his lips softly and told him that you’d be fine on the floor while he was gone. Angel finally gave in after realizing that he wasn’t going to convince you to come with him and went to get a drink. Not two seconds after he left you felt a pair of hands wrap around your waist. Knowing that Angel would not have been finished that fast you quickly turn around to figure out who has put their hands on you. “Damn princess, don’t you like fine tonight?” The guy was clearly a little drunk so you paid no mind to him. Scoffing you tried to walk away and find Angel but the dude grabbed your wrist. “Listen bitch, I came to dance with you so you can either dance with me willingly or I can make you dance. Your choice.” Caught off guard by how rough the man was being with you, you froze for a second. “Hey man the lady doesn’t look like she wants to dance with you so why dont you let her go.” Hearing your man’s voice you look behind the man that’s still got a hold of you and see a pissed-off Angel. “And why are you up in my business, I’m trying to convince my girl to stay a little longer.” Smirking because Angel knows damn well that you are his girl he looks at you “Hey mi amor, is this man messing with you?” Caught off guard by the fact that he’s addressing you the man turns to you. “I’m sorry I don’t think he knew that I was already someone else’s girl.” The man’s face went from confused to mad as he turned completely to face Angel. “If she was my girl I wouldn’t let her dress like that because she just looks like she trying to get a man’s attention. I mean that is what she’s trying to do.” Angel was beyond pissed at this point because no one ever gets to disrespect his woman. You know Angel’s facial expressions but before you were able to stop him you see his fist collide with the man’s face. Watching the man fall to the floor clearly out cold you walk over to Angel. He looks down at you with a soft expression. You slide your little hand around his kissing his knuckles to make sure he’s okay. “Well, at least I know you’ll always be there to protect me” Smiling at you  “Y/N you are my world and I won’t ever let a man treat you like that. How about we go home so I can show my lade how she deserves to be treated?” Smirking at you noticing the blush that creeps onto your cheeks you bury your head in his chest.  He kisses the top of your head and whispers, “Te amo mi amor.” You look up at him and smile “Yo tambien te amo!”

[hangezoeenthusiast]

Hybrid Y/N

multiple x creeperhybrid!reader

warnings: creeper explosions, revival for wilbur

note: y/n is genderneutral, also i had fun making this one today. should i make a main taglist, excluding series

Sapnap

ohhh, hybrid trouble😏

literally chaos, like sapnap x god!reader, watch out, because you will never know when you purposely, with sap, tries to explode a monument or building with some significant purpose

literally peas in a pod

no one can never see sapnap without you tagging along with him

Dreamwastaken

you guys are the duo who everyone avoids

crazy squared

you got it, he tries to get you angry or just wants to make your current emotion really big so you can blow up something that he hates, maybe like a sign saying he's a homeless teletubby, something like that

spoils you to no end

Wilbur Soot

hmm, why does he praise you?

seriously, same thing with god!reader, he praises you until there isn't any praises left, but it never runs out so it’s endless, infinity, domain expansion

(sorry got into the wrong fandom there hehehe)

after he got revived, he definitely convinces you to join him and tommy on their little adventure

he gives you stone, yes, just stone, because to him that represents love and affection, please give him a hug

Karl Jacobs

one of the most adorable duos in the entire universe

definitely asks you to blow up some land so he can build stuff

instead of him spoiling you, YOU spoil him

like, he's so adorable ☺️

sometimes you guys do trades, like you blow up something, in exchange for a few diamond blocks or something more significant

Quackity

he spoils you definitely

asks you to help build las nevadas with him

speaking of las nevadas, he probably gives you a job, maybe managing the casino?

he definitely comes to you for things, like redstone, pistons, because damnn he is kinda broke

Dream XD

he gives you unnecessary things from time to time

literally praises you for the weirdest things

basically like, "oh congrats, it's your birthday, let me give you some bedrock."

that's just not all

he will literally try to charge you up, so when someone touches you, you'll explode, it's kinda weird but endearing, sometimes you wanna smack him for that though :/

Georgenotfound

why do you guys sleep a lot?

like damn, do something for once

when you got roped into george's shenanigans, you would have never thought you would just sleep

it's only sleep, no wars, no nothing

calmest duo

Tommyinnit

this is probably the most chaotic duo i have ever seen, and i have seen a bunch

when there is lightning outside, you will get anything iron, whether it is a shovel/spoon, sword, helmet, etc, and raise it up in the air and pretend your zeus

like bitch, why

and then in the sidelines, there just tommy watching what happens, but do you wanna know what did happen?

you got charged up, and then you ran towards tommy and exploded

thank goodness he didn't lose a canon life, but he did get really injured

Tubbo

helps maintain his bees

you accidentally kill some :(

you babysit the beautiful baby piglin michael when tubbo and ranboo are off somewhere

he adores you to no end

like he has so many favors to give to you since you have done a lot for him

he feels like you are siblings

Ranboo

helps him with his enderwalk ✅

helps him remember important things ✅

why is the duo so precious, i don’t know

you’re conditioned to be friends with phil and techno

you both are main characters

Awesamdude

ooh, two creeper hybrids, wow, such a great team!

god!reader and creeperhybrid!reader have a thing in common, which is you help him with the prison

he literally got you a trident and a crown, ✨best friends✨

thank you so much, besto friendo (if you know where that is from, i love you!)

also you help each other out with explosions and stuff

and just in general keep each other in check

i will say this again, you both are gods at redstone, dont flipping test me

Philza Minecraft

protects you from any harm

dadza is poggers 👍

when you explode because of something that made you pissed, you best know that he will be right next to you

he’s automatically ready to be a therapist

you have to be close to techno, no ifs or buts

Technoblade

gives you the good stuff 😏

and when i mean the good stuff, the GOOD stuff :)

he will give you endless things, including but not limited to, bedrock, diamond blocks, netherite, gold, enchanting books, and also his crown and his cape

when you accidentally catch a storm, and you get charged and explode, he will rap you up in his fluffy cape, but then that just makes more electricity, and therefore, more explosions

that’s not cool y/n :(

Badboyhalo

back in the dinosaur days, you guys were cute little muffins

aesthetic: puppies favorite food: muffins and cookies

why is this also a cute team, like whyyy

pressuring bad to be closer to sapnap ✅

we aren’t going to that point though

Punz

“hey you want some food?”

“sure y/n, and while your at it, let me give you some jewelry.”

him filling your pockets with rings, necklaces, bracelets, just basically anything that is shiny and decorative on the human body

them being a mercenary back in the olden days really paid off, now they has the money to give you the ✨world✨

i want someone like that

[things-i-cannot-do-in-amitypark]

I know that actions during the pandemic make us think everyones a selfish asshole

and a lot of my research definitely supports this

but i was shocked off my high fucking horse at our very human tendency for kindness

and get this - its the population of my study that shocks me the most because here are 20-50,000 primarily middle to upper class parents in america who

paid their cleaning people/hairdresser/yard workers etc. every month they had to cancel

made 'cute' masks for kids from families who couldn't afford them so they wouldnt feel 'singled out' in school

refused to let mask deniers feel justified in their opinions and would loudly and publicly embarrass them with the 'power of Karen' (actual quote) until they left or covered up

tipped every person forced to work, no matter the service

rallied entire online communities into recognizing that our vulnerable populations are the most at risk – and even if you dont want to protect yourself, it is at the very least your duty to protect others.

put students mental and physical health above grades and test scores (GAP year #s are hella high)

bullied anyone online who so much as dared to claim Covid-19 was a hoax or something racist/xenophobic – if you think kids are quick to insult on the internet wait until you've seen a bunch of old ppl tell each other to fuck off in a comments section

in my expert opinion, mask/vaccine deniers getting beaten down by the Karens of the internet feels a bit like judging a costume contest for clowns where one shows up with a flower that squirts water and the other brings a gun,,,,,,,,,,,,both are dressed like clowns but only one is the fool

some fav quotes:

PARENT 1: "A lady posted on Facebook that she was tired of being verbally harassed by 'masked zombies.'"

PARENT 2: "You know what I’m tired of? The pandemic. Mask up, bitch."

"Not wearing a mask is basically telling everyone 'you owe me protection, but I don’t care about your safety at all.'"

"Look, time has no meaning. Is it 2021? Is it 2007? Am I alive? I dont know. My therapist doesn't know. Nobody knows but God and he and I aren't talking right now."

my point to all of this

(other than its 4am and adhd go burrrrrrrr)

never forget that the loudest voices tend to be the ugliest but we are first and foremost human and it is our capacity for kindness and desire to alleviate the suffering of others that binds us

the pandemic is awful and it'll have long-lasting effects we cant even begin to predict, but there is kindness in this world no matter what loudmouthed idiots on Facebook/Twitter claim

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(another really cool thing is how many adults are realizing they've been ROBBED of freedom and healthy mental/physical well-being in the name of CAPITALIST PRODUCTIVITY and ik thats been a huge DUH thing for a while but its so ingrained in the adult population because its 'how things have always been' and theyve never been allowed to experience otherwise but omfg so many of them took up new hobbies, had time for their kids, and felt 'happier and healthier than they have in years',,,,,,,,,,can i get a fuck capitalism)

[gagmebucky]

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okay 😭 my pride is one stubborn bitch so ive never wanted to make a post like this but 😅 the situation is getting serious not only financially but mentally as well! in july, my oldest cat passed away. i had paid $3000 in care credit/discover/deserve credit cards for an operation that was supposed to save his life but the next day the vet told us that he was too far gone and had to be put down anyway.

here’s a picture of my little baby, whitey, who had blessed my life every single day since he first came into my life:

i cannot express in words what he meant to me and the blessing it was to be able to have him and be graced with his love and attention. he was strong, smart and brave. he was sweet and protective, and i know where ever he’s gone, he’s getting the royal treatment because if anyone deserves it, he does. i can’t count the times he’s saved my life or my family’s life. it’s been months since he passed and i still can’t believe i won’t be able to hear his meow, see him, or feel him purr or just pet him. and i know no matter how much i cry, beg, pray or plead ill never get to to it again.

not going to lie it was very difficult writing that - feels like there’s a hot poker being stabbed into my check but i have to state that i fully understand and accept that this was my decision to do and thereby the debt acquired ultimately falls on me. i am currently working in order to pay that debt off but the pay isn’t much and i still have to pay bills for my parents and i’m sort’ve drowning in it. so if you have any spare money or anything like that, i would be beyond appreciative! please don’t feel any pressure or obligation to donate!

here’s the link to the gofundme, if you’re interesting in donating. alternatively if you want exclusive writing — a multi chaptered fic with 20 chapters and over 100k+ words and three one shots and deleted fics/drabbles — you subscribe to my patreon for an one time fee of $5 dollars!

(please DONT reblog this post — the only way for me to justify even asking for this is for the people who’ve read and enjoyed my works to be given the option to donate if they feel anything they’ve read is worth something monetarily.)