#they don’t even HAVE A SHIP NAME??

[ashpkat]

my favorite hets

[blitheringbongus]

Personally I think they’d be cute

[blitzy-blitzwing]

One of my secret ships. 🤓

[faithinlouisfuture]

the missing photo from sharls ig post (x)

[giddlygoat]

mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay

[sad-endings-suck]

every time someone comments “but lux—” on a ticktock edit of ekko and jinx, an angel punches that person in the face.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Dammit

[oof-ow-my-bone]

fanart of hit rpg maker game Life Support Program by world famous indie game studio FlowerBones

@arrimorr :)

[blazeeblake]

I’m not explicitly trying to be that guy, but when someone describes a love interest whose [objectively small total amount of] screen time has largely featured them being kind of insensitive and disinterested in/dismissive of the character they’re paired up with as a “partner that prioritizes and cares so much [for said character]” I can’t help but be curious of what string theory gymnastics led to such a conclusion.

Like, my own shipping goggles aside, I’m legitimately wondering where those descriptors can be found in the actual narrative?? No hate, just pure confusion, fam.

[melonalemonade]

imagine looking for a gf but you end up with two

[candyheartedchy]

Y’all, hear me out…

Werewolf AU for Bloofy.

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

stan: how can you be polyamorous and aroace, or…whatever mabel called it?

ford: in my case, i have my family and i have my platonic polycule. i would prefer to never have to interact with anyone outside these two groups

stan: what about soos and wendy? they’re not in either of those groups

ford: first of all, i am soos’ uncle, second of all, are you saying you don’t believe i would both die and kill for wendy?

stan: you’ve got a weird way of defining family, six

ford: it’s my favorite way

[dayurno]

so sick and tired of people writing fics about jeremy treating kevin like shit over kevin leaving jean at the nest like that is either 1) in character 2) something jean would appreciate or 3) fair. do you even bother to read the books you’re writing fanfic about or is the urge to create cheap angst so overwhelming you can’t see past the tropes you write for every other fictional pairing you like? the idea that jean would appreciate jeremy going out of his way to poke old wounds in his and kevin’s relationship when jean himself does not even like for jeremy to joke about kevin near him is absurd, and that’s without mentioning the fact that jeremy is not so clueless as to think he has any idea of what the nest was like, or why kevin felt he had to leave the way he did. if you need something to make your ship more interesting thinking beyond your flat interpretation of it is a lovely start, but don’t use kevin’s name and storyline if you’re just going to butcher it for the sake of a milquetoast sob fest the characters involved in would not even appreciate

[peak-dumbass]

Steeljaw, my pathetic beloathed furry man, oh how I laugh as you fumble the bag so hard <3

[kankuroplease]

My brain infestation ship~

[jasontoddsgaythoughts]

If DC wants to keep pushing out different types of Gotham War comics for every year, they may as well make a Gotham Batman Ships war next year. They get to make light fun of their fans. Batman is spread all over somewhat romantically like hummus. They get to bring in different heroes and Gotham villains to fight reluctantly (they don’t want the Batman they just want the honor). The batkids get to sit cute on the sidelines and laugh at their dad’s misery. It’s fun