#they desperately want him to go to bed

[affluent-havoc]

lashes

[egophiliac]

@enderfore replied to your post “What do you think of Rook's savanaclaw card? <333”:

Chenya pic where???? I can barely see anything in that room there so much going on, rooks such a lil freak (affectionatr)

​he's under the row of flags on Neige's side of the room, next to the big Neige poster with the yellow background (look just to the right of the hand holding the apple)! he's REAL little; once you know he's there you can kind of see him in-game, but I only noticed him in the first place because I took a screenshot and was having fun zooming in on all the details!

I think that's either Hop or Snick and Dominic on either side of Neige, but if the others are meant to be anyone in particular I don't recognize 'em. though I do love all the absolutely terrifying implications of Rook having this. was this some kind of officially-published merchandise (and if so, why) or did Rook like...go hunting through the RSA trash to find this random student lineup just because it included Neige, and has had it hanging proudly on the wall ever since. (I mean, he definitely did do this, I don't know why I'm asking. the real question is why he hasn't cut out little pictures of his own face and stuck them over everyone else's yet.)

there is seriously SO MUCH in this room. how did Rook manage to keep this hidden for three years. also, somebody give this background artist a raise immediately.

[dollopole]

I should find another hobby

Anyway, if Merlin was set in modern times, Arthur would have called Merlin his “gay awakening”.

[buwheal]

Got anything fun on your to-do list? (Spamton buddy)

[prince-liest]

Current writing priorities, should they manage to stay the same for any reasonable length of time, in no particular order:

666 #7: genderfuckery + Vox finally realizing his dreams of getting fucked

666 #8: drunken antics + electrostim, finally

I put Alastor and Lucifer's post-finale traumas into a box and shake it violently

Al and Mimzy's final convo in I Love Her, I Love Her Not

[thatgirlonstage]

sometimes a show throws a scenario at you that you could see coming a hundred miles off but that in no way is gonna prevent you from going absolutely feral over it. Anyway I binged all of Link Click in like three days and I'm going to start chewing furniture about the end of S2

[zappedbyzabka]

Sacrificial lamb and all that

[softdreamlesssleep]

God, "I missed you" sex is the best

[lonely-soul-02]

Noel on TalkSport May 23rd 2023

Cos I know how much we all like to read transcripts and scrutinise every word. And there is a LOT to scrutinise here.

Int - Are you gonna get back with him?

Noel - [laughing] Well! I put it out there, he won’t call - I mean he should call me because…he’s like…he’s forever going on about it.  You’d have thought by now he’d have some kind of plan and…you know, he should - he should - if he’s got a plan, he should get someone to call - if he doesn’t want to speak to me - he won’t speak to me, I know he won’t speak to me, he’s a coward, right - so, he should get some of his people, his agent, to call - to call my - to call my people and say ‘look this is what we’re thinking’. Then we’ll have a conversation about it.  Until then…he’s being a little bit disingenuous with - 

Int - [interrupting] do you want to do it?

Noel - with his fans

Int - [unimportant bit about how the interviewer was never an Oasis fan and then finally]: Do you want to do it?

Noel - I’ve always said that, you know, things are best left in the past but if he - if he is - the thing with Liam is, you read these things every day, he’s saying all these things, it’s happening, it’s happening, so he gets people’s hopes up, right, all over the world, and then I get asked about it and I have to say ‘well it’s news to me’ and I have to look like, I’m - you know, dropping a big foot on it. SILENCE. Call me.  SILENCE. Call me. Right, let’s see what you’ve gotta say.

Int - Why won’t he?

Noel - PAUSE Well, I don’t know, why don’t you get him in - 

Int - Well he was in here not that long ago and he was brilliant, he was chatting to everybody and I half thought of asking him.

Noel - You should do.  You should do.  People ask me enough. I’m ah - he’s ah - Well! You can’t do anything more than that. I - 

Int - [interrupting] It’s 30 years of Definitely Maybe next year - 

Noel - Look, for my - for my - I suspect that…he doesn’t wanna do it but he just likes saying that he does wanna do it.  Do you know what I mean, because - he’s got his own thing, he’s selling out Knebworth and all that kind of thing. Why would he want to share that with me for? I’m cool with what I’m doing.  He’s smashing it. You know, why be disingenuous with people?  You know it’s not happening.  And if he’s got a plan, give me a ring.

Int - So you’re open to it if he gets in touch with you and - 

Noel - I’m open to a phone call and a conversation.  Other than that, stop playing with the kids.  It’s not fair on the fans. It’s not fair.

[sukugo]

got COCKBLOCKED in my own HOUSE (both literally and figuratively 🤔)

[no-one-hears-me]

people overestimate their value in my life

[olympiansally]

Whenever I see ppl portraying Chuuya as a sort of damsel in distress when it comes to skk I always find it hilarious because there’s an entire movie establishing that Dazai is the damsel in distresses of him own making to distress everyone else and like, that is so valid of them

[platoapproved]

I love following only people with huge brains and empathy and correct takes 🥰 it’s an honor and a privilege.

armand + preparing to tell louis about his past

[onlyglass]

i may just be ocd fully losing my entire mind but i feel like the hair on the back of my neck is thinner and that i'm losing a lot more and it's itchy as fuck (it doesn't look red or patchy) so i'm scheduling another doctor's appointment bc if my hair gets fucked up bc of ringworm i will probably **** myself a little bit (not serious do not worry but i will lose my mind) also confirmed the fucking cats do in fact have it and i'm not crazy despite my father being in denial

[reuptakeinhibitor]

.

[frid4y]

you always looked past that quiet boy in your classes, occasionally sparing him a glance. that was until he became your partner for a project in a random class. surprisingly, he was friendlier than his appearance. the slight, agitated face he always had gone the moment you spoke, and you learned his name was suguru.

the long nights studying in the library & putting together your project helped blossom a friendship. what you only ever saw the relationship as. sure, he was really good-looking, but he's just your friend, right? along with your hunch that he's inexperienced, it's just the vibe he gives off. he probably wouldn't know what to do if he saw a naked girl in real life. right?

wrong. so painfully wrong. what originally was hanging out in your dorm room turned into suguru thrusting into your dripping cunt from behind, his hand pushing your head down into the pillow, which is stained messily with mascara and tears.

"you gotta be quiet, baby… wouldn't want anyone to hear how much you fucking love taking my cock, would we?" you only manage to let out a muffled moan, making him let out a small hum before your head is pulled up from the pillow and his fingers grip your hair.

two sharp smacks are delivered to your ass, and your lips part to let out a strangled gasp. suguru leans forward and captures your lips in a messy kiss, the sound blending in with the harsh noises of you being fucked stupid on his dick. you can't even remember how this happened. you guys were laughing about something, and suddenly you were being split open by his cock.

you want to let out your moans so bad. desperately beg for him to fuck you harder and deeper. but he's right, you gotta be quiet, these walls are thin. the whole floor doesn't need to know how much of a slut you were. or how bad you're clawing at the sheets of your bed, whining for suguru's cock like you've been starved.

suguru's grip on your hair loosens slightly as he begins to lose himself in the feeling of your pussy enveloping his cock, the feeling of your walls clenching around him being the source of his groans and small whimpers.

your mind and body register that you're getting closer, and you're now pleading for suguru to keep going, not caring how loud you are anymore. it just feels so good, and you just can't contain your moans anymore. the louder you get, the more it spurs him on to help you cum all over his cock. the little words of encouragement, mixed in with degrading names. it was just the perfect touch to make your orgasm hit you harder than ever.

suguru rubs your hip soothingly as your body convulses after that intense climax. "you did so fucking good… but i know this pussy can give me one more, can't she? now turn over, i wanna see your pretty little face while you're being a good little cumdump."