#they are. complicated. to me

[lanternlightss]

also (for the ask game) bard :]

(ask game)

another bingo :]

The Bard. is so interesting. Because we know next to nothing about them so they are Free Real Estate <3 (within a few of the bounds that we Do know about them !!!)

(also the rest going under the cut oops 😭)

i am in such full belief that they were worse than venti when it came to being a little shit. they just hide it better. (i also wonder if they would be very blunt when it comes to criticism. if the traveler gave him food he didn’t like would he tell them “ah. thank you…. please don’t try this again.”)(<- thatd be especially funny bc venti is like. i don’t think i can stomach this…. oh dear …… meanwhile bard is trying and failing to subtlety shove it to another person.)

i am also in full belief that the bard is. angry. so much. and that post war, if he survived, it would … kinda smother ? it’s still there, but it’s more so ashes of that anger that can reignite at certain times, moments. he’s not pressed to a corner anymore, swinging for a way out—he’s living his life to the fullest !! (also. the thought. of bard using anger like a shield when he doesn’t know what to do…. chef’s kiss. very nice.)

really, really wish one day we will get more information on him, because the idea that bard and venti are similar but in Such Complete different ways is SUCH good flavor. venti thinks it’s funny when people call him tone deaf ! if you say that to bard, he will be very offended ! he takes pride in his work, thank you oh so much, he did NOT go through a god’s leadership that steadily declined in music for His Talent to be slandered like this >:( !! it would just be so neat !!! like !!! being able to see what traits venti picked up on while Also being able to see where exactly they diverged !!!

(looks around) also venti thinking of the bard as an equal even while being divinity and the bard believing himself of not deserving such a high title of “hero”—

ANYWAYS

i think he’s neat. i think he deserves to be a little blood thirsty, as a treat. sometimes i wonder if he looks at the decisions he has to make for the rebellion and has to sit and look through a window for hours after. he is also So Soft. the softest. he could hear a cat meowing from a mile away and you see him bolt to go find them and see what’s wrong. i also wanna know how much he cherished that little wisp bc i know at some level that little guy was SPOILT. would bard be the person to go “noo !! don’t be mean !!!!!!” when rhw and amos are calling wispti a stinky baby. would he join.

stumbles into the WALL ALSO. ALSO. they are so silly. i would love to be a fly on the wall seeing how the bard would be like when he finds something that Was NOT mentioned in any of the books he read. (how would the bard react to the sky being fake as well. i don’t think they’d handle that well.) Like. imagining bard pointing at a fish and going THEY CAN GLOW ?????? UGH. they fully deserve to infodump to their little group while gesturing about everything they learned that day. and then the old mond crew doing the same thing to him.

his design is also banger he would be so jingle jingle send post

[stargirl230]

thanks for the light

I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')

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[kingofdoma]

best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever

[greykolla-art]

⚠️Please don’t touch the sexy deer, it’s not flirting with you. ⚠️

I’ve got a thing for Vox being a fuckboi who keeps thinking their tension is gonna lead to hate sex. 😂

[ashleyrguillory]

And I didn’t talk to him ever again

[ragingtrees]

bro cannot enjoy his milk in peace

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Pretty funny that everybody on this entire web site is a fucking mammal.

[nikoisme]

Hear me out. Somewhere Else but it's medieval england with a certain guy

[shirecorn]

Monsters

Bittersweet Dreams || Perspective || Evil || Fighter

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby and Into the pit Oswald have similar “friends”..

[ciearcab]

other misc gnshn stuff from while i’ve been playing this summer

[just-an-enby-lemon]

The thing about jonmartin is that Martin wants to be a romantic, he loves poetry and probably watches romance but for him it is a fantasy, a silly game he plays. Martin is at his core very cynical. Things don't work out for him so he doesn't really belive in romance, it is a pretty dream but that's it. He is pratical and realist. Dating Jon he has to remind himself it is real and he actually struggles with romantic gestures, it is something he has to remind himself to do, to remind himself he can do even and honestly who even has the energy and what if Jon doesn't even like it?

Jon on the other hand wants to be cynical. His first coping mechanism was pretend the things he was afraid of weren't real and goddam if he isn't afraid of love. It didn't really work to him so far so it's easy to pretend he doesn't care. But he is a romantic at heart. He saw love and he read about it and he has enough evidence that it is undeniable. And to be honest Jon was always to much a bunch of mushy feelings hidden in a grumpy (and bitter and afraid) trench coat. Dating Martin he has to hold himself so he isn't too much. He plays the grumpy unromantic guy at first. But he just can't stop giving flowers and planing dates (this is the guy that saw a theme park on a fear domain and considered how he wanted to take Martin to a romantic ferris whell date [until he discovered Martin was afraid of them]) and making all the silly things one does when in love.

TR: Martin is deep down very cynical about love but wants to/pretends to be a romantic and Jon is deep down very romantic but wants to/pretends to be cynical about love.

[eeternalferret]

I hate when people get on your back about a ship because it's 'toxic' like bro i said they are in love not that they should be.

[inkskinned]

we were sitting on the floor and i was cutting out tiny pictures to make a collage for a friend's birthday. you were on your phone and you laughed about something, and i was still in love with you then, so i asked what had you giggling.

"sorry. i was just..." you took a moment and went back to texting. "i was telling someone about how you're afraid of the dark."

i'm afraid of the dark because something bad happened. "oh." i felt a little slinky of shame crawl down my throat.

you glanced up, and maybe it showed on my face, because you rolled your eyes and held the phone to the side casually so i could see the group chat. "what? was it a secret?"

i looked down to the scissors in my hand. "i just..." no, it's not a secret. it just felt like something private, something serious. saying why would you tell someone that just feels like an accusation. it's unfair. i honestly am not even ashamed of it, it's just a fact about my person that i don't usually share.

what a strange experience. is this a human thing or a generational thing? for our grandparents: did they need to worry about how quickly someone can just... share your personal information? again, i didn't even really have a true objection. what could i say? i want any person in my life to feel they can be honest with their friends. it's not like i said don't tell anyone this.

i cut out another letter to complete the rainbow happy birthday, started hunting for the exclamation mark. i heard you sigh dramatically.

"don't make a big deal about this," you said.

this entire conversation was a pattern for us, and this was when we got to my least favorite part of the pattern. i would get my feelings hurt in some oblique not-technically-terrible way, and then it would be making a big deal about something. you'd get frustrated for me for being soft, but i was born soft. you knew i was soft when you pierced me. it's one of the things that made controlling me so easy.

"i'm not," i felt my voice crack. the question came without my wanting. "why are you guys talking about me?" and why are you saying that thing? why not like - i'm telling them how you're generous and kind and pretty.

you let out this low, tragic groan. "oh my god." you tossed the phone away from your body. "there, see? i just won't talk to them if you don't like it."

the rest of the hour went the way it always went, between us: i said i don't actually mind if you talk to your friends but -, you found a way to call my minor expression of discomfort "being dramatic." you got upset that i had been offended. i ended up apologizing, even though i hadn't actually done anything.

afterwards, you picked up the phone again. after texting for a little bit, you snorted. "okay," you said, "but it is kind of funny you're afraid of the dark. i mean, when you think about it."

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

pride and prejudice enjoyers when the main characters make choices based on both their pride and their prejudice