#they are turbo married

[grymkoena]

Baldur's Gate 3

[OC: Skylla]

[clownmitts]

Love your dandadan fanart!!! Momo and okarun are so cute in your style please never stop drawing them. I'd like to know if you have any other ships in dandadan? (thoughts on grandma yuri lol)

Thank you so so much!!💕💕 I won't stop drawing them anytime soon. And I'm very passionate about grandma yuri!! They care deeply for each other, I bet Turbo Granny misses her as much as Seiko does. Other than that I like Momo x Aira, Momo x Vamola, Aira x Rin, Aira x Kouki, Jiji x Zuma, Okarun x Jiji and Queen sensei x me ♥️

[triasticalwarlock]

Which one would you fuck, marry, and kill?

[xxknockoutxx]

"𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐨." (𝐓. 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐧.)

𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐨! 𝐊𝐞𝐧 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐚 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫���𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐮𝐭.

𝐀/𝐍: 𝐒𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 (𝐨𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲) 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐈𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬.

Okay, let's just be straight up. You love Okarun and you would never lie to him, buttttt.... He can't know about this. At least not for a few weeks. One day you walked into a tattoo shop for one reason. .・✭𝑇𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑠✫・。. Yeah well, you came out with nip piercings.

Which is reason A for why you are hiding from Okarun. Despite his gloomy mood he's still shameless. In fact even more shameless. So it's important that you stay away from him or else he'll pin you down and start going to town on your unhealed nips which sounds painful...

❝𝐘𝐨, 𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐞. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐭? 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐚 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨.❞

Shit, he found you. Okay we gotta run, we gotta go to Antiartica. We gotta go to the Moon to VENUS.

❝finally found you. Whatcha up to babe. ❞

(What am I up to? I'm tryna get away from your cannibalistic ass!)

❝𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧'❞

Okarun walked towards you, his tall frame towering over you and he just kinda stared. (A bad habit of his)

❝𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐧...❞

He snaps out of his trance and quickly pretends he was looking out the window and cleaning his glasses.

❝𝐌𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐝, 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐝, 𝐛𝐚𝐞. ❞

After a few minutes of awkward silence and you trying to walk away from this guy he gives in to his thoughts and turns to you slowly. He seemed to get even more gloomy, you didn't even know that was possible.

❝𝐊, 𝐥𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐧𝐨𝐰. 𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧' 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰? 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨. ❞

Welp. He noticed. Now you gotta explain why you've been ignoring your emo ass boyfriend without giving up the secret.

❝𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐲, 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐈'𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭...—

What the fuck so you say to this man!? If you say something he's gonna think you hate him and might do something stupid, but if you tell him straight on he's gonna obviously find out the secret.

—𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞?❞

He stared at you blankly before adjusting his classes and walking closer to you. His facial expression was unreadable. Okarun isn't stupid he isn't the most impressive guy in the world either.

❝𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥?❞

You nodded your head really fast basically rattling your brains around with a big cartoon-ish smile on your face. Okarun let out a loud exaggerated and walks past you with a still face. He wasn't buying it.

❝𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐚, 𝐲𝐚 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐞, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫, 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭.❞

And just like that he was out. Great, now you gotta keep the secret and cheer up your slightly more depressed boyfriend.

You know what maybe you aren't even waiting to heal maybe you're just too nervous to show Okarun. It has been roughly 3 weeks and you don't feel numb or in any pain anymore so what's the harm?

Plus you did just give your boyfriend a reason to end it and you already know he was itching for a reason. Not like he would dare try anything with you being around. So you set off to find him which ends up being more exhausting than you thought. I guess he's a pretty good hider when he's upset.

❝𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐧?! 𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐲, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮! 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧'❞

While you walk down a particularly long and dark hallway. You heard a loud bang on the wall and I'm not even gonna lie it scared the shit out of you so you opened the closet with the amount of force that you were gonna punch whatever ghost made that noise.

But there was no ghost, just your boyfriend. Who somehow managed to fit his lanky ass body in a little counter space inside the closet.

❝𝐑𝐮𝐧𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞?❞

He shrugged his shoulders and leaned against the small space.

❝𝐈𝐨𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐲. 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞.❞

You managed to pull him out of the closet and bring him to your shared bedroom and let him lay himself over the nice velvety, dark sheets.

❝𝐈𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝, 𝐲𝐨.❞

You sigh and make him sit straight and then you take a seat on his lap. His face glowed up for a minute and his hands subconsciously slid their way around your waist and rested right above your nice round ass.

❝𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐢𝐬.❞

You smiled and popped yourself up on your arms. Showing off your body and twirling your hair with your finger.

❝𝐈𝐟 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲, 𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬.❞

You grin and feel his hands trail up to your shirt you let out a silent nod of approval he lifts the shirt over your head. Making sure to not mess up your hair handling each strand and curl with care. He tugs the shirt off and leaves you in your bra. He let out a little sigh and a faint snarky smirk.

❝𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐞.❞

With that he reaches behind you to detach your bra before he stops.

❝𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐚𝐬𝐬, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?❞

❝𝐁𝐨𝐲 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐚 𝐨𝐟𝐟.❞ you pouted and crossed your arms over your chest, letting out a little Huff as your boyfriend put his hands up defensively "my bad for being a gentleman" with that he moved his hands back down to your bra and takes off.

As your bra flew away in the wind so did Okarun's mind. He was frozen I mean he literally didn't move for a whole 2 minutes. He just stared, wide eyed and with his hands ever so slightly hovering over your hips. He looked... Well definitely not disappointed.

❝𝐊𝐞𝐧? 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤-❞

He picks you up and basically slams you on the bed and starts ripping your clothes off just as you feared. Thank the Lord you decided to wait. And now you were left in your panties but not for long because soon after he pulled those off you and was met with another little Silver ball.

He was caught up on the piercings that he completely ignored the new tattoos that adorned your thigh and forearm. He places his hands carefully back at your sides and just takes a look at you fully. Basking in your raw beauty as he scanned the body of a beautiful woman. His beautiful woman

❝𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐞. 𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐞?❞ He let out a hushed breath before shifting his gaze to your face and leaning down to cup your face

❝𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞!❞ you say with a squeal as he begins to kiss you all over. You let his hands wander all over the new territory. Savoring every inch and kissing every spot with tender appreciation.

❝𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐦𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐲𝐨.❞ he looks away and dismisses the aching throbbing going on his boxers just so he can brood. (Only has that commitment when it comes to hatin himself. Smh.)

❝𝐊𝐞𝐧, 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬...❞ you pouted and glared at him which triggered him to put his hands up defensively.

❝𝐀𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐀𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭... 𝐍𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐲, 𝐲𝐨. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧' 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐞❞ He leaned in and captured your lips on his. His arms snaked around your curves and tugged gently. Your hands snake through his white hair and gently tug on his locks.

After the quick make out session he moved down to your legs where he was met with that pretty silver ball that laid right on top of your puffy folds. He spread your legs wide and held them by your ankles before he delved into your heat.

He quickly started lapping up your folds and the juices leaking from you. As soon as his tongue made contact he let out a big, dark groan. He looked up at you through fogged up glasses and even through the fog you could tell he was staring at you with determined crimson eyes.

❝𝐊-𝐊𝐞𝐧... 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤! 𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐲, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩, '𝐦 𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐦'𝐧❞

It's not like you needed to say that because Okarun was gone the only thing left was the horny husk of him with a strong desire to die. He was so out of it that he didn't even realize when you came over his tongue or when you squirted all over his face and he kept eating you out like a beast while it dripped down his chin.

Eventually he somehow snaps out of it after your third time cumming. He raised his head up to see you better and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, still keeping that same unwavering eye contact.

❝𝐲𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲? ❞

There was a moment of silence before you jokingly "thought about it" and shrugged your shoulders

❝𝐞𝐡, 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭. ❞

Just like that he frees his cock that's throbbing and leaking his pre. It stood up with a curve and large juicy vein running along it all the way to its gorgeous pinkish top.

Your eyes widen suddenly at the view. I mean it's not the first time and it's not gonna be the last but damn it may not look like it but Okarun packs a punch down there. His cock just oozed down and let a few drops of pre land right above your folds

❝𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧, 𝐊𝐞𝐧. 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰.❞ You smiled and he quickly followed. He leaned in and kissed your forehead before going down to your ear and biting down gently. You could feel his breath against your neck and see the veins in his hands bulge as he gripped the sheets and the headboard.

❝𝐖𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐌𝐚❞

He teases his head against your folds gently before going all the way in and giving you some time to adjust. You both let out a big moan and he lifts your legs. Letting your foot touch your ears and your cheeks grow red.

Slowly, he starts to move gentle strokes and focus on your face. 'Y'know what? This wasn't even so bad. I could've just let Okarun see them way earlier if this is how he was going to act.' Yeah, that thought goes to waste as he picks up the pace and ruts in you like a dog.

A quick and firm pace that left him panting and whispering all types of dirty things. It was evident now he was losing his mind while listening to the noise of your sloppy cunny getting fucked dumb on his cock. The only thing that mattered to him right now was him making you feel good right now... Anndddd massaging your breasts it was gonna happen eventually.

❝𝐅-𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤! 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐧𝐧~ 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝.❞

He just let out a dark chuckle and fucked with more determination. He was too far gone to think rationally or about anything other than sex. I mean how could he when your cunt is making such naughty squelching noises and drinking in his cock so welcomingly

You on the other hand was also getting so dumb on his cock watching your boyfriend getting drunk from pussy alone was truly a sight. However it was also kinda killing you because the pressure in your belly wasn't goin anywhere.

❝𝐊𝐞𝐧, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞.❞ you reach your hands up innocently around his neck and he pulls you close. 'Tch, that's my damn baby' he thought. As you were nearing your pending orgasm and so was he you clung onto him so tightly, like a damn koala.

❝𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝'𝐲𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭, 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥?❞

❝𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤! ❞

Now why the fuck would go say some stupid shit like that. His pace sped up and began to sloppy his chest started to tighten and so did yours. He pulled out and let his warm, thick, velvety ropes seep into every crevice on your chest.

Soon after he's out. His limp body plops down next to yours and immediately grabs your waist and spoons you. He has a gentle but tight grip on you and it sorta just makes you melt into his embrace.

❝𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐊𝐞𝐧. 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫? ❞

Your phone buzzed so you curiously grabbed it and noticed a text from Okarun. Why is he texting me? I'm right here. you clicked on it and it read

🥀☠️𝙴𝚖𝚘 Senku⛓️‍💥💭

ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ᶜˡᵒᶜᵏ ᵒᵘᵗ ˢᵒ ᶦᶠ ᵘʳ ᵗᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ˢʰᵒʷᵉʳ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵘ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶜˡᵉᵃⁿ ᵐᵉ ². ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵃ ᵇᵉˢᵗ. ᵂᵐᵘ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵈᶦⁿⁿᵉʳ ᶦˢ ʳᵈʸ

This motherfucker wants to die today.

𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐱 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐬 :𝐏

[idiotsonlyevent]

it's interesting that episode 3 shows turbo granny is kind of a hypocrite? she says she hates cheaters, but immediately cheats (by human standards) in the game of tag. it's speculated that she consoled the spirits of assaulted and murdered girls, but she herself assaults okarun and calls seiko and momo "hag," "bitch," and "skank" constantly. i think it's really indicative(?) that one of the last things she says before she fuses with the bound spirit is this:

but ultimately, momo is able to outsmart her using a combination of her grandmother's - also an elder - wisdom and modern technology.

still working on how to interpret this and fit it into what dandadan is saying. the easiest/most obvious would be something like 'you don't have to respect your elders if they disrespect you,' which is a sentiment that is applicable to future arcs as well i feel, but i do think there's more to it than that.

[megatruxfr]

Gay snails hell yeah

Nobody can tell me this is not a seductive stare

fkin kiss akready man

Smoove Move ships TurLash just as much as i do

I NEED MORE TURBO X WHIPLASH IN MY LIFE!!!!

Please.

[discount--dracula]

this little FREAK got their first two chapters on ao3

[galli-halli]

WSMDS Folge 1 mit Klaas und ich komme aus dem Schreien ehrlich gesagt nicht mehr raus

WAS

KLAAS STEHT AUF ZEHENSPITZEN

(Mit Dank an Kathrin Bauerfeind für einen fröhlichen Start in den Montag. Danke Ende.)

[hug-kiss-marry-kill]

[deiranoid]

Am I the only one that was surprised to see no Felix x Ralph on here?? Like I don’t personally ship it but I 100% expected to see a ship like this on here and I don’t know why

[mittch22]

Forever hold your peace

Around ten years into their secret relationship with each other, Finn had come to the conclusion that Leland was his one and only. With this thought in his mind, he entered a prominent jewellers in London and purchased a ring he thought Leland would love, thinking that, if the day came when his love for another wasnt considered taboo, he would be able to marry him.

That day came too late.

After Lelands passing, Finn was contacted by the internal affairs department of CHROME. They had something for him, apparently. They told him Leland, about twenty eight years prior, had handed them a package with instructions that if he were to ever die before Finn, the IA department were to hand the package over to him.

Inside sat a stunning hammered silver wedding band, accompanied with a note that simply read:

"Evidently I didnt get the chance to ask this. But Finn - Will you marry me?"

Fin hasnt taken it off since and he wears the ring he bought Leland on a chain around his neck.

[blujayonthewing]

I've thought a lot about the several thousand year old gnome druid we met who was just bitter and jaded and had spent most of those millennia sitting in one place not doing anything in particular except mourning her tiefling wife who'd died millennia ago, and how disgusted and infuriated with her melliwyk is, personally but also as a gnome herself-- and I'm thinking about it again like. honestly I think it goes beyond general cultural values; that level of willful ongoing stagnation and joyless nihilism is probably completely seriously a gnomish sin

[dykerory]

want to write a lawrusso stepdad au. danny and amanda amicably divorced and daniel remarried while sam and anthony are younger than canon but still old enough to be mmmm not easily impressed. sam and johnny get into fights all the time. anthony gets along with him much better which sam also hates. robby still lives with shannon and yes johnny feels terrible about how much better daniel is at coparenting with shannon.

[brinnanza]

someone fund a study to find out how much if any influence the wedding industry has on things like marriage equality and the numerous legal ties that are wrapped up in the legal process like does the ceo of fuckin idk vera wang or whatever david's bridal like are they being sneaky with capitalism. like yes because we live in a society BUT like is the reason trying to get health insurance for your domestic partner that you live with but are not married to is impossible like because these bitches want you to have a wedding

[swordwife]

kitty and gaius in matching poses. send post.

[digiships]

bashing myhead into the wall it is so hard to selfship w an indie game character bc i cannot find out what the devs fucking boundaries are!!!!!!!!!!!