#seriously Queen sensei marry me

[clownmitts]

Love your dandadan fanart!!! Momo and okarun are so cute in your style please never stop drawing them. I'd like to know if you have any other ships in dandadan? (thoughts on grandma yuri lol)

Thank you so so much!!💕💕 I won't stop drawing them anytime soon. And I'm very passionate about grandma yuri!! They care deeply for each other, I bet Turbo Granny misses her as much as Seiko does. Other than that I like Momo x Aira, Momo x Vamola, Aira x Rin, Aira x Kouki, Jiji x Zuma, Okarun x Jiji and Queen sensei x me ♥️

[conartisthaiji]

or, how Hazama figures out how to comfort Kurahashi.

For Assassination Classroom Femslash 2019! Day one: comfort/sweets

Fic week hosted by @assclass-conspiracies, check out their profile for more info :D

Fic under the cut as well! 

Kurahashi had run past her crying.

So.

That’s a predicament she’ll have to deal with.

There’s literally no way that she’s going to be successful.

Hazama is willing to admit that she really doesn’t know how to comfort people after all. And as it would seem, neither do her bonehead friends.

“Just give her some candy or something,” Yoshida tells her. “Girls love that shit.”

“Hugs,” Muramatsu suggests. “And bring her to my ramen place.”

“You just want business,” she accuses.

“Well, yeah.” Muramatsu shrugs. “But food is good, right?”

“You just gotta tell her that you care,” Terasaka advises. “It’s what all the movies say. Or do some grand romantic gesture. Like propose.”

That's such a bad idea, why is she talking to them again?

“You’re seventeen,” Itona says. He’s clearly the only one with any common sense, although Yoshida might be onto something with the candy. “Do not propose. But maybe a promise ring—”

“No proposing OR promising,” she snaps. “Will you knuckleheads take this seriously? This is Kurahashi we’re talking about.”

“I bet Kurahashi would love a grand romantic proposal,” Muramatsu says thoughtfully. “Hey, can I cater your wedding?”

Just like that, her boys lose all rationality.

“Would Hazama wear a dress?” Yoshida wonders. “I bet Kurahashi would, but the question is, could she get Hazama in one?”

“We’d invite the whole class, of course,” Itona says. “I wonder if Bitch-sensei or Karasuma can officiate weddings. Oh! We have to have it on the mountain.”

“I bet Hazama will cry,” Terasaka says. “She’d deny it, of course, but Nakamura and Karma would have photos, so we’d all know that Hazama cried at her wedding.

“We’re off-topic!” she shouts. “No one is getting married!”

Her dumb boys fall silent.

“We’re all single,” Muramatsu says finally. “We don’t know how to do this romantic stuff.”

“I thought Yoshida was dating Hara,” Hazama says.

“We’ve been dating for two days!” Yoshida exclaims. “I’m new to this!”

“You guys are absolutely useless,” she grumbles, and slouches in her chair. No more mining ideas from the boys. She’ll have to rely on her own intellect, and whatever sensible information the Internet will be able to provide her.

And Ristu, probably.

Either way, she’ll come up with something. She has to, after all: Kurahashi’s happiness depends on it.

“You need relationship advice?” Ritz asks, popping up on screen with a bright smile. “About how to comfort your girlfriend?”

“Go away, you nosy android,” Hazama says, without any real bite. Ritsu has a sixth sense, sometimes, for when her classmates aren’t feeling well. Maybe it’s their Internet search history that tips her off. Creepy, considering that she’s an AI, but…it is nice, she supposes.

“I just want to help my classmate,” Ritsu replies.

“I didn’t ask for your help,” Hazama snarks right back. On screen, Ristu seems to shrink back slightly. “You downloaded yourself onto my phone—which is creepy, by the way—and now take the liberty of popping up whenever it pleases you.”

“Sorry,” says Ritsu, fiddling with her hair and looking at her feet. “I just want to be helpful.”

Of course she did, which is exactly what Hazama needed right now. Great. Now she just feels like an asshole, for offending the AI.

“I’m just not good at the comforting business,” Hazama grumbles. "Look at me. I'm just gloomy and depressing."

Ritsu seems to perk up at her admission. “You're not that gloomy. But...Kurahashi has seemed rather upset lately. Sometimes I make sure to send her a cute puppy video. Just reach out to her and if she wants to talk, she’ll talk.”

“That easy?” Hazama asks.

Ritsu smiles. “Every human being is different. You need to figure out what Kurahashi would like, and how you can best help her.” She spins around on screen. “Koro-sensei told me that I should make sure to support my classmates as best I can, and that’s what I hope to do! And when it comes to comforting people, that’s what you should aim to do too!”

“You’re an AI,” Hazama points out, although it’s not malicious. She just needs to remind Ritsu that she’s not human.

Ritsu seems to be aware of Hazama’s reasonings, because she laughs (or maybe she’s been on her phone long enough to understand how Hazama works). “An assassin AI,” she replies. “One with enough information to support all my classmates. But just be there for her. Good luck, Hazama!”

And with a salute and a wink, Ritsu vanishes from the screen.

Hazama sighs. Listen to someone, offer them support, be physically present.

Maybe she will just grab some candy and give it to Kurahashi.

Why aren’t there any spider chocolates out there? She’s wasted her weekend and she’s meeting with Kurahashi this Thursday. At this rate, she’ll have to make chocolate.

Oh, no.

With a groan, she texts Hara. If anyone can help her, it'll be her.

“I think this is a really nice thing that you’re doing,” Hara tells her as she sets up the ingredients for chocolate.

Hazama cannot believe that she’s doing this.

“It’ll be sweet, and Kurahashi will appreciate it,” Hara continues. “Plus, this will be good to know for the future.” She winks at the end of the statement, and Hazama internally curses her existence. How anyone believes that Hara is the sweet mother figure is beyond her. That girl hides mischief and a sly mind behind sweet smiles and concern.

...okay, the concern probably is legitimate, but still. When will the assassins of 3-E realize that Hara is more mischievous than they realize? When will they realize that Hara has them hoodwinked?

“Since we don’t have molds, you’ll have to use piping tips,” Hara adds.

“You’re joking.” Hazama has never made chocolate in her entire life, no matter how often her mother pushed her into it. “I have no idea how to do that.”

Hara grins. “There’s a first for everything, isn’t there?”

“I hate you so damn much.”

“If you, the self-proclaimed Queen of Doom and Gloom, want to comfort your girlfriend…” Hara picks up a bowl. “Come on. Stop complaining, you asked me for help.”

“I am going to kill you,” Hazama tells her, but she groans and ties her hair back. “Fine. Tell me what to do.”

“Hey, Kurahashi,” Hazama says warily at their weekly cafe meeting. This is probably going to be terrible. How can she be expected to comfort someone? “How are you?”

“Good!” Kurahashi replies. She offers a smile. “How are you?”

Here is what Hazama notices:

1. smile doesn’t reach her eyes

2. eyes aren’t even that bright, and they seem far away

3. it’s the anniversary. none of her classmates like talking about it

4. her shoulders are drooping

5. she’s not eating much of her parfait.

“Bullshit,” Hazama replies. “You’re allowed to be upset.”

“Why should I be upset?” Kurahashi asks. “I’m on a date with my girlfriend. We’re eating parfaits.”

“It’s the anniversary of Koro-sensei’s death, you were crying the other day—don’t lie to me about that, I saw you—and while I’m all gloom and doom, you’re cheery and sweet, and it’s weirding me out.” She digs through her bag and slides a box of chocolate to Kurahashi. “It’s not. Not like. White Day or anything, but Hara helped me make them.” The words start tumbling out of her mouth, and she can’t stop them. “They’re spider-shaped. Do you know how hard it is to find spider-shaped molds? Bugs are your favorite and I’m really grateful for your help with Despair when she gave birth, you know, and I thought it would be fitting, since that’s probably the start of our friendship. And I don’t like seeing you sad because it’s weird. I’m supposed to be the sad one, not you. That’s not to say you’re not allowed to be unhappy,” she continues, because it’s true, Kurahashi is allowed to cry, she’s not supposed to be a happy robot the whole time. That’s Ritsu’s job. Where was she? Oh, yeah. “The point is, I was—well, worried.” She scowls and looks away.

“Hazama,” Kurahashi says softly. “You…I…”

Hazama looks up, and there’s tears leaking out of Kurahashi’s green eyes.

Hell. She made this worse, didn’t she?

“You’re so bad at this comforting business, you know?” Kurahashi says, wiping her eyes. “That was just bad!”

But there’s the tiniest smile on her face, underneath the tears.

“…yeah, I’m all doom and gloom, remember?” she tries. She slides out of her seat and into the seat next to Kurahashi. “Just don’t…don’t…it’s okay.”

Kurahashi wraps her arms around her. “Don’t ever change, Hazama. I really appreciate this. You’re bad at this, but it helped, you know.”

“Oh.” What do people say next? “It’s going to be okay,” she finally mumbles, even though she’s not totally sure if it will. “It’s going to be okay.”

“There’s just been a lot going on,” Kurahashi says, sniffing. “I don’t want to talk about it right now.”

“Okay,” Hazama says, and hesitantly runs her hand through Kurahashi’s hair. “Just. Whenever you’re ready, I’ll be here, okay?”

“Thank you,” Kurahashi whispers back. She rests her head on Hazama’s shoulder, and Hazama wraps her arm around Kurahashi.

So, she might not’ve been the best candidate for this whole comforting business.

But she thinks that she did a good job, all things considered.

[impracticaldemon]

Reassurance ~ A Pre-SaiChiFest 2018 Drabble!

by Impracticaldemon

Words: ~ 1150  | FFnet  | AO3

Author's Note: This piece was written as a short sequel to The Ghost.

Anxiety isn't easily overcome. Unfortunately, Saitou isn't the best at verbal reassurance, nor does he provide much in the way of non-verbal cues. Fortunately, he's very fond of Yukimura and apparently willing to learn and improve.

~ Impracticaldemon

Reassurance

Dinner was something of a strain for Saitō and Chizuru. Doctor Matsumoto had many questions for Saitō—who almost certainly found the attention oppressive—and the doctor's wife was by turns too respectful and too wary of their thin, plainly-dressed guest. However, by the end of the meal, both the doctor and his lady had noted the fatigue on Saitō's face and the anxiety in Chizuru's eyes, and not only was the meal concluded in good time and with good grace, but Chizuru was absolved of the need to clean up and help with the dishes.

"We'll speak more tomorrow, Saitō-san," the doctor said amiably. "You won't admit it—none of you ever would!—but you're just waiting to fall over. Chizuru-chan will show you to your room."

Saitō murmured a polite thanks and rose, Chizuru following suit. If Matsumoto-san was surprised that her husband had asked Chizuru, a young woman of whom he was very fond, to escort a man of Saitō's blood-stained reputation to his room, then she was far too well-bred to comment. Besides, it was a sweet, romantic kind of tale.

Chizuru, for her part, had been restless throughout dinner. She was still torn between happiness and fear of being too happy, and uncertainty about the meaning of the kiss shared before dinner. Anxiety was foremost in her mind as she automatically guided Saitō down the short hallway and around the corner to the guest room.

"If you give me a moment, I will set out the bedding for you, Saitō-san."

"There is no need."

Chizuru stared at him, willing herself not to cry. Then… earlier—outside—the kiss—what he had said… had she misunderstood? Or was it simply that he wanted some time to himself right now?

Correctly interpreting her expression, Saitō became a little flustered. "Ah—no—Yukimura-san… I didn't mean it that way. I just meant that it would be no trouble for me to set up the futon myself. There is no need to trouble yourself on my account."

The young woman—she didn't realize how unnerving and distracting it was to see her in her neat women's clothing—suddenly looked less forlorn and more angry.

"I've waited for you for over two years, Saitō-san! What if I want to trouble myself? Don't I get a choice?"

Taken aback, Saitō could only repeat her words back to her. "You want to trouble yourself? I don't understand."

"Obviously not!" snapped Chizuru. "You just want to c-come back from the dead and have everything go back to being the same, but that's not possible!"

Apparently bewildered, Saitō said nothing.

"I'm twenty-one now, Saitō-san. And I'm a competent nurse and a good cook and I can look after a house, too!"

"Yes?"

"So there's no reason for you to send me away, or, or to refuse to let me come with you. You're going to Edo—gomen, Tokyo—and thanks to Matsumoto-sensei I still own my father's—my foster father's—house there. And I still have most of the money that K-Kondō-san gave me—Hijikata-san refused to take it—so I'm sure I can fix up the house and then—"

Saitō put his hands on Chizuru's shoulders. A strange idea was forming in his mind.

"Are you asking me to"—to marry you? No, that sounded all wrong—"to live with you in Tokyo?"

Chizuru stared at him, shocked out of her fit of anxiety-induced frustration. She could feel the flush start to spread across her cheeks and creep up into the tips of her ears.

"Ah! N-no? I mean yes, if you want? I was being terribly forward, I am so sorry—"

"Why are you apologizing? You have done nothing wrong." Saitō swallowed, and tried to express some of the thoughts he'd had over the past two years. "I was not clear earlier." His hands tightened a little on Chizuru's shoulders, as though trying to communicate ideas that weren't easy for him to say out loud.

Chizuru continued to look up at him, although she was still very embarrassed by her outburst. When Saitō didn't speak, she said tentatively, "You don't want to let me go?"

"That is correct. I would have—no, should have—said something sooner, but…" He'd still been putting his thoughts in order after dinner. Determined, now, he pressed on. "Will you come with me to Tokyo?" When she didn't respond immediately, he added, "It might not be as comfortable as staying here, but I am not entirely without resources."

"…Resources?"

"Yes—letters of introduction from good men, who believe that I will have no difficulty finding work within the new government. And enough money to travel without, ah, without having to count every coin." He wanted to say, Without having to spend what Kondō-san gave you for yourself!, but she might not understand.

"Oh, of course."

They spent several minutes—or at least it seemed that long—caught up in trying to figure out what the other person wanted to hear. Then Chizuru reminded herself that Saitō had asked an important question, and was probably waiting for her response, and fretting over it (not that one could tell).

"Saitō-san?"

"Yes?"

"Thank you for asking me to come to Tokyo with you. I want to go with you very much. You can decide later if we should stay in my old house or not." Chizuru's hands were clasped in front of her, and she put everything she could into convincing him of her sincerity.

Saitō looked very relieved. Then he reddened a little. "… Do you mind if I…" He moved forward, so that his arms were wrapped loosely around Chizuru's shoulders. "Ah...Is it okay if..."

With sudden recklessness, and a need to show Saitō how she felt, Chizuru rose on her toes slightly to close the distance between them, pressing her lips against his. It wasn't a perfectly successful kiss—since Saitō rocked back on his heels in surprise—but it served its purpose. A moment later, he'd evidently decided that she didn't mind, and this time there was far less reserve than he'd shown earlier. She had no experience with passionate kisses, but this one seemed very good to her, and she felt her lips part hungrily and her breath catch. Instead of giving in to either shyness or embarrassment, she wrapped her arms as tightly around Saitō as she could, determined to make herself as clear as she could, no matter what.

Eventually, they needed to breathe. They were both flushed, and even Saitō seemed a little giddy. He was smiling broadly—almost grinning. It sat oddly on his usually impassive features, but Chizuru felt an upsurge of affection—of love—at seeing it. "Satisfactory," she murmured, using one of Saitō's favourite expressions from the past.

"Yukimura?" The smile vanished, and the dark blue eyes suddenly betrayed uncertainty.

"Nothing…"

"I wasn't going to say that."

"Was it not satisfactory?" she teased. Wait—am I really teasing Saitō-san?

To Chizuru's relief, he took her mild joke in good part, and without the absolute—though endearing!—seriousness that had sometimes made him seem unapproachable before. For all of that, his response was heartfelt.

"It was wonderful. Thank you."

[END]

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[spinjitzu-comics]

Ninjago High School AU

This is just the stuff I currently have planned for the characters. Some are more well-developed (like Lloyd) than others (like Wu). Also, yes, there are still Elemental Powers in this AU.

Lloyd Garmadon

Certified Sass Master™

Will listen to any music

His regular playlist quite literally ranges from stuff like Anthrax and Pantera to Ke$ha and Katy Perry.

Listens to upbeat, repetitive music when he’s upset or stressed and he can’t focus.

dubstep/techno mostly

Artsy as all get-out

All his elective classes are art

Sculptures

Probably friends with Morro

Will fight you

If he loses he’ll cry

If you lose, you’ll cry

And he will laugh

Plays piano!

Rebellious phase has hit him hard

@ Wu: “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO”

Gets bored easily

Fidget cubes and doodles out the wazoo during math class

Seriously all of his homework has a doodle of some kind on it

Asexual aromantic

Platonic crushes on all the other ninja tho

Especially Kai and Zane

Golden Power

After discovering it, it tends to flair a little when he’s angry. It trails behind all of his motions and let’s be honest here it tends to sparkle. So he kinda looks like a glowy, full sized angry Tinkerbell.

Lord Garmadon

lol where?

there’s no Lord Garmadad here

not that Lloyd knows of

he could be Garmadead for all Lloyd knows

Literally a raging psychopath with severe DID

other Identity is Sensei Garmadon

he’s the Garmadad we all know and love

Been hiding out in a secret lair for 10 years

Sensei Garmadon always tries to go back home when he’s awake but he can’t remember how to get there

Wants to take over the world

Actually still loves Misako and doesn���t want her hurt and that’s why he left

Deadbeat Dad™

Except for Sensei Garmadon

He is Best Dad™

He’s fine with Lloyd’s sexual/romantic interests but he’s distressed by the thought of Lloyd never having an heir.

Sensei Wu

Cryptic™

Tries to be a father figure to Lloyd but Lloyd aint havin’ that shit

“YOU’RE STILL NOT MY REAL DAD” “Lloyd pls”

Definitely in love with Misako

Treats the Ninja like his children

Morro is his biggest regret

Reason why is in Morro’s part.

Morro

The Rage Child™

He’s so heckin’ angry

Resents Wu

Looks up to Lord Garmadon

Definitely plays with Ouija boards

Might be a demon?

Probably a virgin

R e b e l l i o n

“YOU SEE THIS GREEN STREAK WU?! YOU SEE IT?! THIS GREEN STREAK SAYS “FUCK YOU”!”

Likes storms

Literally the most power-crazy teenager in Ninjago and ended up literally fighting Wu when he found out his destiny was essentially to just be a minor antagonist in everyone’s lives rather than be super powerful like he wanted to be.

Sexually and romantically confused

Misako Garmadon

Just wants what’s best for her child.

Loves both of the brothers very much

Married to Garmadon but when he didn’t come back in like 3 years she started ‘dating’ Wu

Knows Lloyd doesn’t want to acknowledge Wu as a father figure and she’s somewhat exasperated

“Lloyd I’ve been dating him since you were 9 and you never had a problem with him before.”

“He wasn’t actually trying to be my dad before, mom.”

Supportive of her son’s interests

She literally bought him all the art supplies he could ever possibly want.

He even has his own pottery wheel and a kiln.

She’s also supportive of his sexual/romantic interests despite being somewhat disappointed that she’ll never have grandkids.

Kai Smith

If you tell him not to do the thing he will do the thing to spite you

Actually a sweetheart

Kind of a narcissist but mostly because no one else gives him that kind of attention

Only listens to rock music unless he has no choice

He can stand to listen to most of the stuff Lloyd listens to but he doesn’t really like a lot of it.

Favorite band is Three Days Grace

Secretly likes Sleeping With Sirens

Likes watching Lloyd paint

Lets Lloyd paint on his arms and face when they’re in a tough situation and Lloyd needs to distract himself.

Lloyd’s started using Kai’s left arm as a canvas for floral designs and his right arm as a canvas for flames.

He couldn’t hold still the first few times it happened because it tickled but now he’s mostly numb to the feeling of paintbrushes against his skin.

Bisexual demiromantic.

Kind of likes Lloyd (like that) but respects that Lloyd isn’t romantically or sexually interested at all and does his best not to push his emotions on Lloyd.

Also kind of likes Jay just a little bit but respects that Nya likes him and wants his sister to be happy.

If I put Skylor in this AU he’ll like her too.

Hoodies. Just... Hoodies.

He likes being warm.

Once he discovers his Elemental Powers he tends to accidentally light things on fire when he gets agitated.

Cole Brookstone

The Dancing Queen™

Amazing singer

Protective of all his friends.

He is the mother hen. It is him.

Vindictive boy if you hurt his friends.

Sexually confused but has crushes on pretty much everyone he knows no matter what gender

He thinks Kai is mildly attractive and might date him

“Lloyd’s cute I’d date him and probably marry the fuck out of him if he wasn’t aro.”

“Jay’s pretty cute too but I think Nya likes him and I know he likes Nya and I’m not gonna be a homewrecker.”

Would probably date Zane

After discovering his Elemental Power he takes an interest in physical combat.

Gay 4 Nature™

Zane Julien

A legit angel

Not a robot but he’s still a little... Off.

Super smart

Anxiety™

Secretly loves memes and makes “Get in the bag Nebby” jokes with Lloyd 24/7

Most of the memes he likes are the old fashioned cat memes

But he has a tendency to do the “mmm whatcha saaayyyyy” thing

Has a fidget cube that he likes to take apart and put back together

Shop classes

Ace and demiromantic

Platonic crush on Lloyd

Would probably date Cole or Kai if given the chance or if he could get over his anxiety.

Might date Nya

He always knew about his powers and he’s constantly cold to the touch

Jay Walker

Anxiety™: The Sequel

Constantly screaming on the inside

Straight as a line

Head/heels for Nya

Best friends with Zane and Cole

Also does the “mmm whatcha saaayyyy” thing

The Inventor™

Once he finds out about his powers he uses them to help his inventions succeed.

Will accidentally shock you if he’s stressed

Nya Smith

BAMF

Can kick your ass

WILL kick your ass

Protective

Bicurious

Definitely likes Jay though

Thinks her powers are dumb

Literally makes it rain when she’s upset

She’s sad and so are the clouds

Okay that’s all I’ve got for now.

[todokori-kun]

THANK YOU SO MUCH, I’m ugly crying on the inside right now. I’m really so glad you liked the art, seriously this means a lot to me TYSM <3

I like how Hisoka turned out too :D I have a hard time looking at him though because WOW that’s way too much trash for once piece of paper

Be glad that I sent you the sassy Saiko, because I also drew a crying Saiko calling for Maman. I decided not to be a troll for once though ^^

I couldn’t do justice to OG Musical Maria though. She’s gorgeous…

That picture of Roy will be my legacy.

(as for the tiny dab, that is also Saiko in case the pic was too small for you to tell XD funny thing is that I wasn’t even intending to have that slip in when I took the picture. I drew a tiny, mouth-and-nose-less ‘I am not impressed’ Urie face next to it too but guess that didn’t make it in haha LOL

I'm actually sorta obsessed with drawing tiny, dabbing figures right now because I just discovered an easy way to draw dabs and…well. It’s fun?)

AWW tysm! Tbh though I get the struggle. I hated all paints for the longest time because I also had no idea how to use brushes and control the amount of water I used and ended up with shapeless blobs or super runny pics (also I’ve never actually learned how to paint or draw…a couple of short lessons when I was really little, a month(?) of lessons around last year or the year before, that’s pretty much it. So idk how to do things really lol). But I sorta-recently got obsessed with watercolor paintings (SO PRETTY) and that’s why I started ‘practicing’ (AKA watching/reading a bunch of tutorials and trying my best to remember the few things I actually learned XD). I still can’t draw stuff just with watercolors though, I need to do a light pencil sketch and then color with paint.

OK that sounds so cool but problem: My phone is a super old flip phone that I’ve had since I was eight(?), so mobile games are a no XD and my parents probably wouldn’t buy me anything that costs money (they let me play simple free RP games and dating games on the internet since those are usually fairly innocent (I mean, it’s plot/character-based stuff, almost like a manga) but not anything too 'big’ you know? If I was old enough to buy games like that with my own money I don’t think they’d care tho, as long as I didn’t get obsessed with games or anything.)

Also just realized that I’m stupid and apparently forgot that I don’t have Steam. I was going to install it but can I ask you exactly what it is/how it works, first? I’m just kinda worried about randomly installing this since I don’t quite get it yet ^^;; (sorry I can be really, really stupid when it comes to stuff like this)

THAT’S SO CUTE. Let me recommend you a game too- a free RPG/Dating game called Ascension by ImpQueen! No download, you just go to ImpQueen and play it. There are three(?) chapters. The first chapter might not be that interesting compared to other games, but the game and the story keep getting more complex as you go on :D you also get new dateable characters every chapter and the MC, Aida, is AWESOME. Also, in chapter two and three you can actually customize the main cast’s appearances, like you’d do in a dress-up game! Another cool thing is that you get different 'personality points' depending on the things you say/do, and the amount of points you have for a certain personality can change the outcomes of certain situations.

It’s also really fun because other than the romance, the plot and Aida’s journey is super interesting too.

Do you know I’ve been reading some Ishida tweets lately and look at this (yes these are all real)

Fan: Excuse me, is it ok if I ask what major you chose at university?

Ishida: I have studied worthless knowledge in University.

Fan: Please take good care of yourself and eat well! (I think that’s what they said? It was in Japanese so)

Ishida: I ate some tomatoes!

Fan: How do you draw Arima, sensei? It’s so hard to draw him ;-;

Ishida: Sadistic & Massive. I keep that in my mind.

Fan: I love you please marry me

Ishida: Sure! When is convenient for you?

Fan: Be sure to rest when you need to, sensei…

Ishida: I don’t wanna rest

Fan: HOW DID AMON’S EYEBROWS GET LIKE THAT PLEASE I MUST KNOW SENSEI

Ishida: It’s natural, you know.

Fan with a picture of a cartoon skeleton for their profile pic: Will we ever learn what happened to Hide, sensei? Also, thank you for the sequel :) I love TG

Ishida: Well, I’m not sure…by the way, you are so skinny. Thank you!

Also, dude reads Shoujo manga. He tortures us with Touken, Kanae, Tsukiyama/Kaneki, Saiko/Urie…and then he goes and posts fanart he drew of a Shoujo manga he was reading and says that he’s sad it’s over omg

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I’d probably never want to leave that flask HOW COULD A TINY INSIGNIFICANT HUMAN DEFEAT ME SO EASILY NOOO

*sigh* I didn’t raise you to be like this…

(I just got the funniest/weirdest idea though: So Evans is like Luna’s mom in this relationship, Riza is Roy’s mom. Imagine what would happen when Roy/Luna got to the 'meeting the parents’ stage in their relationship)

Mei’s version of subtle-

Mei: Mr. Scar, Evans thinks you have pretty eyes.

Scar: 

Scar: What

(basically catastrophe. And I would never have actually said that…Luna probably told Mei to say that I said something nice about him and that’s what the kid came up with OTL)

Well, he became a criminal in Civil War so not a big surprise really ;-;

For a second I thought that pic was you

Wow, that’s great! Bet it looks amazing on the queen <3333

Funny thing is I thought I liked physical contact (like cuddling, hugging, hand-holding) but turns out that’s not the case XD I get super awkward when anyone who’s not my mom, dad, or my little sister/younger cousin touches me. Tbh the only person I feel comfortable with cuddling anytime, anywhere is my little sister because she’s still smol LOL

It’s definitely weird when people who aren’t that close with you try to hug you though. The only thing that can make it worse is if they gush about what a good, sweet child you are while doing it XD

(btw, I sent you a message about the TG Re Volume 12 omake; did it get eaten?)

((EDIT AFTER NEW CHAP OF TG: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUU NO URIE NO N O)) Feel free to send more art anytime! I’ll always be glad to see it ^^

Is he really that bad? I mean, I’ve seen some memes, but didn’t think he was that trashy XD

Oh wow, thank you for that :P Who knows, maybe I would’ve broken my computer screen, because end the suffering already.

Dabbing Saiko, best Saiko. I assumed it was her because of the hair, but wasn’t 100% sure. Isn’t that Urie’s default face, tho. I mean, when is that man impressed? He does show emotion when he’s  trying to comfort someone, but that doesn’t happen very often.  *stares at that paragraph* *dabs aggressively* 

Ah, that’s what makes it even more impressive! I mean, we had art in elementary school, but it was mostly the ‘learn stuff yourself’ kind of art. Needles to say, I didn’t learn a lot. But watercolours really are a nice way of painting, since they can have really vibrant colours, yet be serene at the same time. Most people I know who draw, watercolour or not, use sketches and references, so I don’t see anything wrong with that ^^ Just take your time to learn what you want ^^

Oh, I see! So, free, computer games for you… Well, right now, CP is the only one I can think of, but I’ll discover more in the future and share them with you when I do ^^ The only paid games I play are on my phone, since I’m too shy to ask my parents to but me otome games… I have 0 problems playing them on my own, but not a lot of people know that I play them. 

Right, steam.  It’s a gaming platform. Technically, it’s an app for the computer on which you can download games that are available in the steam store. Some are free, some are paid. 

This is how the page looks. The little green button in the upper left corner is to download the app itself, and you’ll also need to create an account.  You’ll need to give an email, but it’s only for account verification and to send you bills if you decide to buy anything. However, if you don’t buy anything, the email will mostly be useless after the verification. I mean, I don’t remember getting a spam email from them at all.  After that, just go to the search bar, type Cinderella Phenomenon. And press play the game! It should automatically download the game to the steam app and you’re good to play ^^  No worries about asking questions! It’s actually admirable how you’re so careful around the internet ^^

Oh, I’ve actually played that before! I could never finish chapter 3, though… For some reason, it keeps glitching at one scene making me unable to continue further =3= It was quite fun to play! I just don’t remember most of it anymore, since it’s been a while since i’ve played ^^;;;

Ishida summarised my high school experience so far in a single tweet, only it’s about University XD

Wow. That’s so mean of him XD Seriously Ishida, why you gotta torture us so much??? (I just noticed my computer stopped auto-correcting Ishida, I think it finally learned I wanted to type it) 

Muhahahahaha I’ve contained the legendary dwarf!!! Now she won’t be able to convince a whole nation to commit collective suicide because their leader is a naive idiot!!

The two of you just talk about how randomly childish the two of us can get at times XD I think you’d get along pretty well with Riza, though. I mean, she’s a nice person, who knows what it’s like to be scared, so she’d be fine with taking lead of the conversation. 

Scar isn’t sure if it’s Mei’s idea of a prank or not, but he’d be slightly disappointed if it was cause he kindawantedEvanstothinkhiseyesarenice but nope he’s in denial.

From that day on, Luna learns that if she wants to get the two awkward dorks together, she’ll have to take things into her own hands. Probably goes something like this:

Luna: Evans, are you free at 5pm this Friday? Evans: Yeah, why? Luna: Scar, are you free at 5pm this Friday? Scar: Aha Luna: Great, because I’m not! Have fun you two!

My sweet sunshine child cap T^T

Aah, no, my hair i shorter than that ^^;;; Also, I look younger than I am OTL

I think it’s more of the ‘I like physical contact if I know the person and am close enough to them’ thingy. I mean, I have a few acquaintances who love hugs and I always shrink away from them, but with close friends, U’m sometimes the one who starts hugs. But you might also dislike contact in general, which is also fine, everyone has their own preferences ^^

I did, but I only noticed after I answered your message OTL Well, that’s certainly an interesting ship… Now I slightly ship it…