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soupy-girl · 7 months ago

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my fav loserboy and girlfailure <3

#they are three apples tall #smosh #smosh edit #spencer agnew #angela giarratana

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morganbritton132 · 4 months ago

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No Capes Batman AU where Jason is just like, ‘I’m meant to be a middle child. I’ve got middle child energy’ and then steals the neighbor kid. Not like they were using him anyways.

#Tim: *actively spying on his neighbors with binoculars*#Jason: *holding up a sign that says ‘come over. we’re brothers now’*#Dick fully accepts this kind of lunacy because Tim is precocious and three apples tall #Bruce has to act like this isn’t something they do while also already signing adoption papers #Tim drake #jason todd #batfam #Batman

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funnelcakesandinfinitesuffering · 2 months ago

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Things Tessa would have loved doing if Cyn hadn’t freaking killed her:

Uzi in general.

Finding out that N and Uzi are dating.

Telling embarrassing stories about N in front of Uzi.

Stealing clothes and hair from all the skeletons on Copper 9 to play dress up with the drones.

N being tall enough to carry her on her shoulders.

Riding V’s pet sentinel. (She’d definitely call it a dingo)

Telling everyone V used to wear glasses and embarrassing her.

Watching horror movies with N, V, Uzi, and J.

Forcing J to be friends with the others against her will.

Being Uzi’s “I’ll help you bury a body and not ask questions” friend.

Going to drone prom and tearing up the dance floor.

Just… just finally being able to be her weird self without fear of judgement and having friends as creepy and strange as she was and… THIS GIRL DESERVED TO LIVE, DAMNIT!

#murder drones #murder drones cyn #murder drones uzi #serial designation n #serial designation v #serial designation j #murder drones tessa #tessa james elliot #tessa elliot #murder drones nuzi #nuzi #Damnit Liam #Why’d you have to kill off such an awesome character?#She was only three apples tall!

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robintherobiner · 10 months ago

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I will forever be mad about the fact that Tim didn't intend on becoming Robin. He went to Dick TWICE. He literally did the one thing all kids are told to do (tell a trusted adult) and he STILL had to do it himself.

#he was just three apples tall and no one helped so he helped Batman himself #dc comics #dc universe #batman comics #tim drake

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andstuffsketches · 4 months ago

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finally watched Reign of the Supermen

#kon is three apples tall.... good luck getting anyone to call you superman when you look like you should be in middle school #the second pic was inspired by that scene where lois is on the phone w steel and kon is peeking over her shoulder #superboy #conner kent #john henry irons #man of steel #lois lane #reign of the supermen #rots was fun bc i knew kon and steels situations but had no idea what visor and cyborg supes had going on #so i was like IS it him...? no.... it cant be....#it was funny when he was like please. just call me superman.#like even if he was the actual genuine clark kent back as a cyborg bbgirl youre not going to shake 'cyborg superman'#superman #digital art #comic #comics #dcamu #dc #dc comics #2024 #id in alt #also why is lois dressed like asami in the finale #and for the record steel is the most respectable of the titular supermen cause like #he wasnt trying to pass himself off as clark he was literally just a dude who was inspired to be a clearly separate superhero #i mean you could make a claim of copyright infringement cause of the S but in his defense it was a symbol of hope & clark was dead sooo

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webshood · 9 months ago

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Jason being a "tall" guy even in the universes where he didn't get dunked in the pit, the difference is that a Jason who got Lazarus's skin care treatment is usually 6'6, the versions of him who don't are usually 5'6 to 6'0.

Batman, who accidentally entered a alternate dimension, seeing a version of Jason who's not towering over him and not as large as a Kardashian's fridge: You're not my baby.

#jason todd #red hood #dc comics #bruce wayne #batman #jason may be a big boy but deep down he's only three apples tall

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iveoy · 4 months ago

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