penelope had pined after colin bridgerton for years, and in that time she managed to start her own business, hold her place in society, and weather scandal after scandal.
meanwhile, colin has been in love with penelope featherington for mere weeks and this man has already been reduced to a human sized stick that sleeps a lot.
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batman: the knight #5
[ID: a close-up on Bruce Wayne's face as he lays on his side. Tears are streaming down his face as he stares ahead vacantly. His nose is bloodied and there's dried blood near his mouth. He has a welt on his cheekbone and is clenching the sheet in front of him with a bruised hand - having just got beaten again after being tortured for two weeks. His internal narration reads, "... because I'm too stubborn to know when I'm done. How is this worth it? How is my stupid, undefined mission worth-". END ID]
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NOOOO
My dad bought the first volume of dungeon meshi (for himself to read) and it arrived today… but it’s entirely in German 😭😭
Luckily he’s pretty good at German but still it’s so funny to me
German Marcille is real…..
It might be a good excuse for me to learn more German, in addition to learning Starlight Express Bochum songs & also generally trying to learn German to impress my crush. I don’t think that would work but a girl can dream. Also in the spirit of Marcille, does anyone know any other cool ways to impress girls…?
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terumob and ritshou are so funny to me bc you have this dyamic of one very like. successful/powerful/rich person going absolutely head over heels for the most average fuck out there.
like teru is a relatively popular, handsome, rich (judging by the fact that he lives alone in an apartment) kid who literally every girl fawns after. but then you catch him giggling at his phone as he texts mob, who is just responding like “okay.” “yeah.” “oh okay.”. giving absolutely Nothing but teru is so cheesed over this guy who loves milk and frogs. there are so many canonical moments of teru being so fucking smitten over mob being just like. average. and ordinary. like i know thats the whole “ur not special bc ur an esper” thing but i also find it incredibly funny that teru took it so to heart that mob’s averageness has become so appealing to him
meanwhile shou is the son of a powerful man, one of the Most powerful men in fact, with enough influence and wealth to form his own terrorist organization that was set to span worldwide. and he literally lights up like a goddamn puppydog whenever ritsu’s :-/ face comes into view for half a second. he practically pries open the front door to the kageyama house when he sees ritsu is the one who answered it. i have no doubt in my mind that he was thinking “omg its ritsu!!!! yay ritsu!!!!” when he opened that door. he has so much power and wealth, yet he chose the guy who repeatedly has said “i am so normal”, keeps a spoon in his pocket at all times, and has boiled pork as one of his favorite foods
the kageyama parents probably see those two with their incredibly affluent boyfriends like “hey. at least we got a retirement fund now. dont know how they managed it but whatever”
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I was thinking about how Anders is so utterly unshippable and how any ship with him in it would instantly become crack (and not the sort that grows on you until you find yourself doing content for it), and then I remember how we used to say the same thing about Erik after season two, and now I’ve been led to the thought of Erik/Anders and somehow ended up with a ship that makes sense-
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