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If someone asked me what Pokemon I want as a pet, it would be Necrozma. Yes. The light destroyer itself. The one who puts worlds in eternal darkness. I want that prism dude as my pet
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hhhhidea...,,,, CUTE idea (kinda?) dust reading to phantom papyrus during night to lull him to sleep,,,, but really its just a way for him to pretend that everythings not really that shit (as if phantom paps isn't just dust's denial incarnate) and to help him NOT wake up because of a nightmare again or something
(and just because i can't resist now im imagining this with mtt. not that dust stopped reading to paps in place of killer and horror (because he wouldnt he simply wouldn't) but now the two join them for storytime. horror knocks out pretty damn fast and eventually dust falls asleep too after he makes sure that paps is satisfied with the amount he read and then killer's just left to sit there. maybe he tries to fall asleep maybe he doesn't,,,, maybe he picks up the book and continues reading but EITHERWAY,,,,,, this scene in my head so 💥💥💥😇😇😇)
#sweet soft mtt taking OVER triglycercule's brain has been invaded with them.........#horror probably sleeps like a rock man. dust is a very very very light sleeper. killer doesn't sleep at all and when he does#its just like that half asleep state. better than nothing tho....... those weeks of not sleeping probably leads to the most delicious naps#now in an ideal world killer learns to get a proper sleep schedule even if he can't feel his exhaustion#however in MY mtt dominated world killer doesn't fix his sleep habits and instead just takes a shitton of naps everywhere#they killerfied the house (made everything softer to sleep on) and killer always has 2 walking pillows to sleep on#sure he might not get 8 hours of sleep like during night. but he got that over the day so its ok TRUSY#this surely wont have any bad side effects but whatever its the mtt since when do they care about PROPER habits. if it works it works#ik i aaaaalways say hrkl wouldn't like phantom paps and find it weird but also now im considering#like. them being jealous of dust for always having kinda papyrus with him#like damn..... horror fucked up his brother permanently. he will never get the old paps back#and killer doesnt want to see his papyrus again because then he thinks hell just ruin everything again#but dust gets to talk and laugh and joke with his paps all the time!!! he got it better than them and thats just cus he hallucinates!!!! wt#i mean phantom paps isnt a 1:1 version of papyrus but hes close enough in my eyes#another idea....... horror (and maybe killer if he warms up to it) hanging out with dust JUST to talk to phantom paps#dust could easily just lie about what phantom paps says (although unless he had a reason he wouldnt risk upsetting paps like that methinks)#but theres something there. something something toxic mttpoly dynamic or whatever idc man. im in the mood for FLUFF!!!!!!!!!!#i think it would be funny if phantom paps says dusts deepest thoughts about hrkl. and then if he wants to say it dust has to filter it a LO#they could be sitting near killer and phantom paps would provide a detailed description of why killer has the mannerisms of a cat#and then dust would (hesitantly) agree to everything paps said (he was thinking it too) but when killer looks back at him#(he's been staring at killer for the past 10 minutes to see if what paps said was right) dust just says like. you remind me of a cat#OR BETTER YET he doesn't wanna admit that he thought of that so he just says paps says you remind him of a cat#insert horror version of this moment here. and killer quickly realizes that dust's just using papyrus as an excuse for why he says stuff#like that sometimes. horror just thinks dust's a weirdo freak (but unlike killer he takes the little observations to heart. loser)#killer sans#horror sans#dust sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc
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So I got adopted by a new kitten, a little baby tuxedo cat, super attached and clinging onto my face all the time, and obviously he needed a name!
So I might have named him Spica. Because of Siffrin. Perhaps. Maybe. Might've happened.
(idk how to send images on mobile and I can't get to my computer cuz he fell asleep on my chest 🥺)
AWAAAAAA??? A??A???
you've unlocked harrison lore in which. i am in love with tuxedo/voidcats. i know you're in the isat santa discord so feel free to grab my handle from there and pm me if you are still interested in showing your cat because. well i'll always look at people's cats (edit: I SAW THE CAT IN THE SANTA CHAT I'M WEEPING HE'S SO CUTEEEE)
here are pics of my (now-passed) voidcat, fancy boy... he lived to be seventeen years of age, most of these pics are from when he was about??? fifteen??? just cause i had them on hand (i took the most cat pictures then because that's when jester - the muted calico at the end - was a kitten...)
actually if in stars and time existed when i got him i probably would have named him loop. since he had one (1) little starburst of white on his chest from birth
#pets#fancy boy was in fact his second name and we joked that he was a cat with a deadname#because i named him when i was in middle school after a danny phantom episode and it didn't fit him#he walked like pepe le pew from looney toons#my mom also had a voidcat that she found in her yard that was very feisty#and there's one living in our garage right now that we're trying to lure into the house so we can take him to the vet#cause we live next to train tracks and i don't like the idea of a stray cat wandering around there
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#i woke up and he's still gone#so i guess this is really happening#i dont understand#48 hours ago we were talking about hazbin hotel#and joking about how he needs to just make me a house key because i feed his cat so much#and now i have to start writing his obituary#and we're discussing his pallbears wearing the same stupid sunglasses he always wore#and the governor called my mom to give his condolences#and im just sitting here telling myself that i cant text him and tell him about whats going on because he's not there to answer#he's the person i call when horrible things happen#he's my best fucking friend#how am i supposed to just keep going without him?#we had plans#we were gonna be old people together#and now thats all just gone?#it doesn't make sense#i can't make it make sense
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scared as fuck for thanksgiving aaaaaaa
#cat's rambles#neptune is complaining again#tw ed#<- for the tags#also homophobia n transphobia warning#ok i rhink this is enough tagd to add the rewd more#me n my family are going over to my transphobic family friends house and i Do Not like it rhere. at all . for obvious resdons#and their daughter makes fun of mr for being gay i think and treats it like a joke (i came out to her on accident)#and her little brother is . odd but thats not too bad#but i moslry dont like the daughter and i’ll probably have to spend time w her bc shes my age#and she makes fun of how i dress. um. and im plannjng on going in my faggiest fit possible out of the sruff i packed#so im scared to talk to her? yeah. she Will make fun od me i cancalready tell rbsjwiwhahahahhdhshvhahah. hah#ane fucklk dont get mevstattervon the food. rhamsgivign food is terrifying#rheresvso much of it n ppl afe expecter to eat and im so scared. im so fucking scared#whyyyy do i have an eating disorder ough cant i just br loke normsl or somehtjnf . sigh.#and my parents wull most definitely make sure i eat so i cant do anythung except knvm ognna stop uapping now#ok thank you for listejing if you did. sorry#delete later
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today on my trip to somewhere in huge ass pennsylvania my mom crafted a whole farm boy who is also into computer science that i’m gonna marry and tbh. she might be right he sounds cute
#personal#i’m mainly excited to corrupt him bc she said since i find dick jokes funny he won’t and i’ll corrupt him#and i think that sounds like FUN#we have two cats and he has a horse and i have a motorcycle#and a whole house#established people right now guys my mom’s mind is fantastic
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i'm so angry and heartbroken and i think this is all i will ever be
#no it's not pms :( Jeremy is still missing and i haven't slept well waiting for him#it's getting so cold too#all my ''''progress'''' this year means nothing to me#also my sister is here because she didn't have to work yesterday and today and my brother video called her not knowing she was here#and when she picked up he was all cheerful and happy and it sounded like they video call often#(he texted me only a few times when he moved to the north and not a single time since he moved to Argentina)#and when he realized she was here he sort of got quiet and asked if i was around and she pointed the camera at me which always makes me sic#so i didn't look or wave and i didn't say anything and he said “she's got he headphones on” and my sister said no lol and it was awkward#then she told him we are all sad about Jeremy and said me in particular#i've been so sad and moody and angry#i can't do anything because of this anguish i feel#can't read or watch movies because i can't concentrate#i watched the emperor's new groove the other day to cheer up a little but it made sad#nostalgia doesn't work for me when i'm down like this because i see through it lol and i remember i spent my whole childhood scared#i remember i was certain something bad would happen to me (and it did but not as tragic as what i was scared of)#i'm rambling. i should be journaling instead#...#Keanu is with me now and i can't even look at him without tearing up because i start thinking about Jeremy#it's so cold and he's probably hungry. if he's even alive#the cats are all i have. i spend more time with them than with the only 2 humans i can interact with without throwing up (mom and sister)#you know how they say cats mirror twhe personality of their humans :( Jeremy is exactly like me. my mom and siblings used to joke about it#he hides when people come over to the house:( he pees himself when strangers touch him :(#we have the vet come over so we don't have to take him out of the house#and the vet is the only person he's forced to see. he pees himself when she touches him too#i can't stop thinking about how he's doing if he's still alive because he gets scared so easily and he's so anxious#i'm so angry because i should go outside and look for him but i can't even picture myself out of this house#i feel so betrayed too. because one thing is my stupid sick head thinking there's no amount of therapy or meds that could work for me#but why is my family listening to me when i say these things. why don't they get me lobotomized or something#maybe it is a bit of pms#📓
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if i go to jail for strangling my brother, just know he tried to kill me first by bringing over his girlfriend 's cat all the time, knowing i'm allergic
#me talking#vent#rant#for legal reasons this is a joke#but seriously i have not been able to smell and/or breathe right almost all year cuz of them#the excuse is her door doesn't lock so she's afraid the dogs might hurt the cat#BUY A FUCKING LOCK#OR STAY AT HER HOUSE TO WATCH THE CAT AND NOT COME TO OUR HOUSE#like i was nice at first about it cuz i thought it would be an infrequent thing and that he'd keep up with cleaning his room#but the cat lives in his room half the time now and he doesn't keep up with cleaning#and i'm just constantly stuffy and feel on the verge of being sick a lot of the time#and i had to renew my asthma inhaler prescription for the first time back in the spring#after not needing it for like 7+ years#and when i once asked him to vacuum his room while his gf could hear#apparently that upset her and 'made her not feel welcome here' and that i had to apologize#i did not apologize cuz fuck you! you're the ones not allowing me to breathe in my own home!#my brother is a fucking idiot#i'm so tired of playing nice with them#i might just send him a link to how cat dander travels along with where to buy door locks#i hate my brother sometimes i really do
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I’m not sure if the seasonal depression is hitting especially hard this year or if I’m just grieving for Mabel or if I’m finally going irreparably insane or if life/people is being unfair towards me or all of the above
#i cry super hard every day now. sometimes multiple times a day#sometimes something sets it off specifically (like arguing with my mom earlier)#but sometimes i just think about mabel too much and start sobbing#i thought i was okay. i mean i knew i wasn’t okay but i knew time would do its thing#the first few weeks were the worst but earlier this month i felt like i’d kind of plateau’d#like i was still sad but i could look at photos and videos and talk about her without crying. i was even laughing#now… now i can’t even think of her. again#it just feels so fucking unfair that i’ll NEVER see her again. like what the fuck do you mean. what do you MEAN#what do you mean i have to live out my whole life… god knows how fucking long i’ll live; and N E V E R see her again. shut the fuck up.#that’s so fucking unfair. and everyone else is okay. i’m like how can you POSSIBLY just go about your life#the best dog in the world is dead and she’s going to stay dead and i won’t see her again for however many fucking stupid cursed decades#i live and i might not even see her when i die. how the HELL am i supposed to be okay with that. is that a joke#and there’s a part of me that’s like ‘maybe i could adopt another dog’ but i don’t know#i think i’d feel better and worse at the same time. i wouldn’t feel so alone but they wouldn’t be mabel#i put in an application for a terrier that’s at a local rescue but if i don’t get him i’m not trying again. i’ll take it as a hint#cats aren’t an option btw i found out i’m allergic. which was brand new information.. i’ve been around cats that didn’t set my allergies#off at all. but i guess there’s a difference between spending an hour at your friend’s house who has one cat#and living 24/7 with a cat that gets fur and dander and saliva everywhere#and i don’t think other pets would suit me. i just don’t feel comfortable caring for any animal i haven’t done research on#i had hamsters when i was a teenager but… tbh never again. they are so much fun but i have anxiety dreams about them now#so it’s dogs (well.. one dog) or nothing#i do have plans to speak to my doctor about my depression btw because i genuinely find this unsustainable#like i do think it’s situational (seasonal/grief/everyone around me seeming to want to argue with me lately) but i still need#mood stabilisers while i’m in this situation lol#personal
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cool !!! cool cool cool.
#info in tags. probably a vent too. just. as heads up.#pet negligence tw#pet injury tw#pet abuse tw#/rambling#/to be deleted#so um. well. my brother has been taking care of my dogs.#and now blu is puking up pieces of her crate. like shes been EATING IT. and i went and looked and its so fucking obvious where she’s ESTING#and he hasnt SAID or DONE ANYTHING !!!!#if my dog dies because of his negligence i might. literally kill him myself.#i cant stay in this house anymore i Need to move out as soon as i can. i Have to#for my sake and for my pets’ sake. theyre the butt of every joke#my parents have been joking about cooking my cat since i got her seven years age#ago** — even though shes the only thing that kept me ALIVE at that point#and my mother is more worrief about the expensive couch being ‘ruined’ than BLU POSSIBLY DYING.#i cant do this. i need to figure out what i can do and put out at a reasonable rate to like. open up a ko-fi or something#i dont know. i dont know but i have to do SOMETHING.
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moving out (take 2) tomorrow 💃💃💃 let’s go!
#i’m Exhausted#i have been so stressed all week#just got a passive agressive text from the lady i sublet from for being too loud carrying some things to my car#i am! ready to leave#praying and hoping my new place will be better#i have great vibes so far and i’ve really bonded with my roommate but still#i won’t trust it till i’m There#blaAarurghh#and i got so much passive agression from my boss this week too it’s like… can i live. can i get a single break Please#also it’s gonna be an all girl house i’m moving into thank Christ#this current house i knew wouldn’t be Ideal but i thought it would at least be more livable than it is…… but alas#i know people usually joke saying that bad living situations took years off their life#but i think this one literally did because of all of the secondhand smoke i inhaled#cigarette smoke is the devil actually truly very little is worse than it#the stench. the way it lingers. the headaches.#the way my cat perches in my window and now i’m worried he’s gonna get lung cancer from it too#dear god.#i need Out so i’m getting out#myken talks
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forget the sexuality discourse i've entered the fandom and apparently the age discourse is Horrible
no joke i really love discovering a fandom for some weird show or internet thing ive never heard of in my life and then promptly discovering that said random is batshit and full of the most vicious hateful infighting possible
#someone who runs several businesses makes a joke about being six years old ONCE and now you cant ship him with anyone NO FUCK OFF#this man runs a fucking steak house combo sunglasses store#and also massacred all his employees in cold blood. if i remember correctly#idk there's like 150 videos and i've watched it all in a week#anyway yeah he killed a lot of people#my explanation for the six years old line. is that he's fucking joking. or that objects age like cats/non-linearly#aging non-linearly is technically canon since we have Grassy and Rocky#with Rocky having existed since season 1 yet still being depicted as child like.#objects are clearly created with a specific age mentally.#anyway how was your guys weekend ^.^#firey is a transfem he/him lesbian btw and no one can take that away from me#twitter does not appreciate me or my friend's headcanon of that .#but my friend's twitter is a lot bigger so they got more shit than me . amen
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Im SO SICK OF THIS HOUSEEEE I WANT TO GET OUTTTT PLEASE GOD PLEASE😭😭
#IM YOUNG IM SEXY I SHOULD BE GOING TO THE MOVIES TO A CAFE TO THE CLUB#INSTEAD IM CLEANING MY GRANDPAS HOUSE AND TAKING CARE OF 3 CATS THAT ARENT MINE#ALL BEC MY FAMILY LEFT ME BEHIND#N IM SO TIRED OF PRETENDING I LIKE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT#i dont care i didnt sign up or ask to be my aging senile grandfathers caretaker i love him but im 20 im an idiot#im barely keeping up with my own bullshit now i have to oversee whats wrong w him AND the cats who piss everywher#except for their litter boxes#and i know its not my fault and it shouldnt be happening but that literally doesnt matter im the able bodied person in this household#who can clean and look after everyone but ims o done with it#im so bored i feel trapped i feel like my youth is being sacrificed for everyone else and its fucking killing me im tired of it#my teenage years were sacrificed to a dysfunctional neglectful household#im done doing this im done with it i want to get out of here so bad im not even joking#i dont care
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apparently it’s anti lia day today. everyone seems to have decided to try and be as mean to me as possible. ok.
#i just woke up#i’m not feeling good#when i told my m*ther (who is the one who got me sick)#she rolled her eyes and didn’t acknowledge me otherwise#she went outside to talk to my grandfather who’s stopped by#and i could hear her clear on the other end of the house shouting about how#apparently i’m mean and too blunt and don’t care about other people’s emotions and have no empathy#everyone else was just laughing#i went into the kitchen (by that door) to make some coffee#and they were making jokes about how i’ve been borrowing my grandfathers car#as if that’s my fault#i don’t know#i already woke up not in great mood cause im getting sick#and now. i just. i feel really miserable#i shouldn’t have woken up i should have died in my sleep#at least i have my cat#who is currently asleep on a some garbage in my room i’ve failed to pick up#cause you know im just a lazy bitch who can’t do anything right#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#snow.txt
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…..please
#i think im drowning#i think i have been drowning for months#but as much as i can joke and complain i think everyone will always assume im fine#i havent been fine since September at the latest#i think this weekend away helped show me how not fine i was#tomorrow i go to work and get a quote on a camera i dropped and work and work and work#and then i come home and i clean and clean and clean#and i need to put food in the house or theres nothing to eat#and possibly get new kitchen + bathroom mats because either my cat was sick and no one told me when i was out of town#or my roommates cat was sick#but the game of chicken on who cleaned it up was too long and my mats are stained now#im fucking drowning#i cant DO THIS#i cant do this i cant do this i cant do this i cant do this#please pleaze please someone please#i cant be the one to reach out im trapped in my own conscience#i KNOW I KNOW IM MAKING A BIG DEAL I KNOW EVERYONE IS HELPING TWO OF MY CRIENDS WITH A HARD TIME AND THE OTHER IS GOING THROUGH WORSE#BUT IM HERE TOO IM HERE AND IM DROWNING AND IM TIRED AND IM SHATTERING I CAN FEEL IT#AND IM SO AFRAID IM SO FUCKING AFRAID OF WHAT THR SHATTER WILL LOOK LIKE SO I KEEP CLENCHING NY JAWS AND SHUTTING UO AND MUSCLING CORWARD#how much farther? one month? two? three?#does it stop after that?#her water fountain was empty how long?#i feel sick for doubting you#like im betraying#but i have so much in my head and i fear if i ask i burden you#you don’t respond to all my worries#i fear im overstepping im trampling you and dragging you backwards#j fear you wont tell me youll just stop me#and ill get obliterated by a train i dont see coming
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y'all stop trying to put him in basements and vacant floors of the building, that is not how you care for rats. you might as well use cedar wood bedding and leave him in direct sunlight while you're at it.
I don't think they should kill Fyodor, I think they should keep him in the Agency office in a complex network of interconnected, multi-level wire cages with plenty of tunnels, ropes, hammocks, ladders, and toys for enrichment; a warm nest box to sleep in; shredded Bible pages for bedding; and bamboo cane sticks or lamb bones for gnawing.
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd fyodor#the actual joke here is that it is inherently unethical to keep rats and cats in the same house#even if physically separated#given cat pheromomes induce Agonies for rats#the agency is cat coded#obviously#so im suggesting keeping fyodor in a constant state of elevated duress while otherwise nurturing his rat needs#except now im just feeling defensive of rats so#but anyway yall are not appreciating my fyodor torture rube goldberg interior design#i may also be overestimating the level of knowledge most people have about rats
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