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If someone asked me what Pokemon I want as a pet, it would be Necrozma. Yes. The light destroyer itself. The one who puts worlds in eternal darkness. I want that prism dude as my pet
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So I got adopted by a new kitten, a little baby tuxedo cat, super attached and clinging onto my face all the time, and obviously he needed a name!
So I might have named him Spica. Because of Siffrin. Perhaps. Maybe. Might've happened.
(idk how to send images on mobile and I can't get to my computer cuz he fell asleep on my chest 🥺)
AWAAAAAA??? A??A???
you've unlocked harrison lore in which. i am in love with tuxedo/voidcats. i know you're in the isat santa discord so feel free to grab my handle from there and pm me if you are still interested in showing your cat because. well i'll always look at people's cats (edit: I SAW THE CAT IN THE SANTA CHAT I'M WEEPING HE'S SO CUTEEEE)
here are pics of my (now-passed) voidcat, fancy boy... he lived to be seventeen years of age, most of these pics are from when he was about??? fifteen??? just cause i had them on hand (i took the most cat pictures then because that's when jester - the muted calico at the end - was a kitten...)
actually if in stars and time existed when i got him i probably would have named him loop. since he had one (1) little starburst of white on his chest from birth
#pets#fancy boy was in fact his second name and we joked that he was a cat with a deadname#because i named him when i was in middle school after a danny phantom episode and it didn't fit him#he walked like pepe le pew from looney toons#my mom also had a voidcat that she found in her yard that was very feisty#and there's one living in our garage right now that we're trying to lure into the house so we can take him to the vet#cause we live next to train tracks and i don't like the idea of a stray cat wandering around there
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#i woke up and he's still gone#so i guess this is really happening#i dont understand#48 hours ago we were talking about hazbin hotel#and joking about how he needs to just make me a house key because i feed his cat so much#and now i have to start writing his obituary#and we're discussing his pallbears wearing the same stupid sunglasses he always wore#and the governor called my mom to give his condolences#and im just sitting here telling myself that i cant text him and tell him about whats going on because he's not there to answer#he's the person i call when horrible things happen#he's my best fucking friend#how am i supposed to just keep going without him?#we had plans#we were gonna be old people together#and now thats all just gone?#it doesn't make sense#i can't make it make sense
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scared as fuck for thanksgiving aaaaaaa
#cat's rambles#neptune is complaining again#tw ed#<- for the tags#also homophobia n transphobia warning#ok i rhink this is enough tagd to add the rewd more#me n my family are going over to my transphobic family friends house and i Do Not like it rhere. at all . for obvious resdons#and their daughter makes fun of mr for being gay i think and treats it like a joke (i came out to her on accident)#and her little brother is . odd but thats not too bad#but i moslry dont like the daughter and i’ll probably have to spend time w her bc shes my age#and she makes fun of how i dress. um. and im plannjng on going in my faggiest fit possible out of the sruff i packed#so im scared to talk to her? yeah. she Will make fun od me i cancalready tell rbsjwiwhahahahhdhshvhahah. hah#ane fucklk dont get mevstattervon the food. rhamsgivign food is terrifying#rheresvso much of it n ppl afe expecter to eat and im so scared. im so fucking scared#whyyyy do i have an eating disorder ough cant i just br loke normsl or somehtjnf . sigh.#and my parents wull most definitely make sure i eat so i cant do anythung except knvm ognna stop uapping now#ok thank you for listejing if you did. sorry#delete later
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today on my trip to somewhere in huge ass pennsylvania my mom crafted a whole farm boy who is also into computer science that i’m gonna marry and tbh. she might be right he sounds cute
#personal#i’m mainly excited to corrupt him bc she said since i find dick jokes funny he won’t and i’ll corrupt him#and i think that sounds like FUN#we have two cats and he has a horse and i have a motorcycle#and a whole house#established people right now guys my mom’s mind is fantastic
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i'm so angry and heartbroken and i think this is all i will ever be
#no it's not pms :( Jeremy is still missing and i haven't slept well waiting for him#it's getting so cold too#all my ''''progress'''' this year means nothing to me#also my sister is here because she didn't have to work yesterday and today and my brother video called her not knowing she was here#and when she picked up he was all cheerful and happy and it sounded like they video call often#(he texted me only a few times when he moved to the north and not a single time since he moved to Argentina)#and when he realized she was here he sort of got quiet and asked if i was around and she pointed the camera at me which always makes me sic#so i didn't look or wave and i didn't say anything and he said “she's got he headphones on” and my sister said no lol and it was awkward#then she told him we are all sad about Jeremy and said me in particular#i've been so sad and moody and angry#i can't do anything because of this anguish i feel#can't read or watch movies because i can't concentrate#i watched the emperor's new groove the other day to cheer up a little but it made sad#nostalgia doesn't work for me when i'm down like this because i see through it lol and i remember i spent my whole childhood scared#i remember i was certain something bad would happen to me (and it did but not as tragic as what i was scared of)#i'm rambling. i should be journaling instead#...#Keanu is with me now and i can't even look at him without tearing up because i start thinking about Jeremy#it's so cold and he's probably hungry. if he's even alive#the cats are all i have. i spend more time with them than with the only 2 humans i can interact with without throwing up (mom and sister)#you know how they say cats mirror twhe personality of their humans :( Jeremy is exactly like me. my mom and siblings used to joke about it#he hides when people come over to the house:( he pees himself when strangers touch him :(#we have the vet come over so we don't have to take him out of the house#and the vet is the only person he's forced to see. he pees himself when she touches him too#i can't stop thinking about how he's doing if he's still alive because he gets scared so easily and he's so anxious#i'm so angry because i should go outside and look for him but i can't even picture myself out of this house#i feel so betrayed too. because one thing is my stupid sick head thinking there's no amount of therapy or meds that could work for me#but why is my family listening to me when i say these things. why don't they get me lobotomized or something#maybe it is a bit of pms#📓
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if i go to jail for strangling my brother, just know he tried to kill me first by bringing over his girlfriend 's cat all the time, knowing i'm allergic
#me talking#vent#rant#for legal reasons this is a joke#but seriously i have not been able to smell and/or breathe right almost all year cuz of them#the excuse is her door doesn't lock so she's afraid the dogs might hurt the cat#BUY A FUCKING LOCK#OR STAY AT HER HOUSE TO WATCH THE CAT AND NOT COME TO OUR HOUSE#like i was nice at first about it cuz i thought it would be an infrequent thing and that he'd keep up with cleaning his room#but the cat lives in his room half the time now and he doesn't keep up with cleaning#and i'm just constantly stuffy and feel on the verge of being sick a lot of the time#and i had to renew my asthma inhaler prescription for the first time back in the spring#after not needing it for like 7+ years#and when i once asked him to vacuum his room while his gf could hear#apparently that upset her and 'made her not feel welcome here' and that i had to apologize#i did not apologize cuz fuck you! you're the ones not allowing me to breathe in my own home!#my brother is a fucking idiot#i'm so tired of playing nice with them#i might just send him a link to how cat dander travels along with where to buy door locks#i hate my brother sometimes i really do
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cool !!! cool cool cool.
#info in tags. probably a vent too. just. as heads up.#pet negligence tw#pet injury tw#pet abuse tw#/rambling#/to be deleted#so um. well. my brother has been taking care of my dogs.#and now blu is puking up pieces of her crate. like shes been EATING IT. and i went and looked and its so fucking obvious where she’s ESTING#and he hasnt SAID or DONE ANYTHING !!!!#if my dog dies because of his negligence i might. literally kill him myself.#i cant stay in this house anymore i Need to move out as soon as i can. i Have to#for my sake and for my pets’ sake. theyre the butt of every joke#my parents have been joking about cooking my cat since i got her seven years age#ago** — even though shes the only thing that kept me ALIVE at that point#and my mother is more worrief about the expensive couch being ‘ruined’ than BLU POSSIBLY DYING.#i cant do this. i need to figure out what i can do and put out at a reasonable rate to like. open up a ko-fi or something#i dont know. i dont know but i have to do SOMETHING.
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hehehehe i love You my summer !!!🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
u have probably heard/read me say 90% of these yet I still ran out of tags SOMEHOW. one of tehse days we will be together when it rains and Won't that be lovely day. also ride your wave + maquia + eeaao + your name (idk y). Ok i willstop rhere fr. see u in like 10 hours. HEH.
TELL ME WHAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH ME
COLORS, SONGS, AESTHETICS, PEOPLE, ANYTHTING
#@summer#HEHEHEHEHE 🩷🩷🩷🩷#Soz i dont have nickanems for ppl. what if everyone backed off from ever adding 'my' before ur naem. idk who does but back off /SILLY JOKE#red (hair + tomato/strawberry/apple + clown). purple *idk why. ur one dress + hair..? green now after ur jeopardy. primary colours#he x on my y til i z etc jokes. jokes in the same regard. also peanits#cats.. UR CATS💔🩷 the shelter. any little post w 2 cats. any little post abt 2 (best) friends. Heh#long dresses.. thin straps... not (usually)poofy but. tulle.(???)#checkered patterns. many layers. fun ties/socks. ties tied as bows. bloomers. sweater vest. ur dads jacket. lace/frill details. longshorts#< like w a button up or flowy shirt. cutesie flats/pumps. doc martens/mary janes loafers . converse. pointed heels. saw u wear and went woa#ur lilyof the valley headphone . um. crochet accessories..? fun little clips! ribbon! our neckacles...#rly close up selfies. :P. big eye stare. pouty face/ :* +wink. starfish jump#yuzuru keito shu nagisa ibara. srry worked hard 2 b able 2 list them quickly so i got to. KURAPIKA! akeshu. mizurui. mizisua. ill stop ther#guys with glasses . women with short hair .#can u imagine i listed off a bunch of media too. like a lot. you know i know#Soup. kitkats. energy drink. urbear sugar cookies (sooyummay).#tattooist Inchiostrocuore. amonfothers. that vibe. colourful thine linework(?!?!!) tattoos. douwanna get matchy tattoso#I am actually still so locked in on the furry heads btw. if u r. like i still want one genuinely. mymoney. but also. ohg#origami. i stillahve all the paper cranes u folded 4 my 18th (?) bday. little crocheted guys. Dolls... them and a birthdaycake#mitski. ptv. If either ever come 2 this god forsaken city. well. OH. Aespa Winter. that one pc. that. ..awman. chaewon#ig spam life update posts with many comments. long ig stories which im always excited 2 watch . voice msgplot dump. (Apologies)#going meowwww and YIPPEE!! and myannn...#a homes orange light thru a window in the eveningIn the sense that u evokr the same warmth/comfort/relief/happiness/curiosity#cutesie little houses. ones u drive by and go wait Omg that house is so cute/pretty. yeahhhh#think of u when i look at my jokebear plate/think abt making something else#letters and fun stickers.. i am always excited 2 see what paper u used + stickers uve added! Heh.#that one artist w that one oc. if u remember. sheepshoof . cant describe what artstyles i associate u with but i do have . styles.#cool stained glass windows + colorful tiles + rhat chessboard cost hanger#notrlly an Association but in kf @ reynahzwben it asks how comfy u r w touch i do Ok w close friends but im speckfically thinkihg of U#soz 4 clingingonto u at rikas Not that i rllyworry u mind but still soz 4 any future clinging/headon shoulder/etc action.#THATPHYSCIAL AFFECTJON HAS 2 GO SOMEWHERE AND U R THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS EVER UNLOCKEDIT@!
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Nothing quite like starting the morning by having to check if you're 15 year old cat is sleeping or dead. She was sleeping. She's now yelling at me because she didn't get her plate of food first, as is her right, and being grumpy about it. She's completely deaf, so she can't hear me talking to her but usually patting the side of the box her bed is in works (she's good with vibrations). To be fair, it is a very cold morning and the lure of an orthopedic bed inside an insulated fabric cube is quite high. But still. Too much stress to start the day.
#every day is an adventure with senior cats#the joke in the house is that she and her brother are going to outlive everyone but we'll see#she turned 15 last week#she's been deaf since she was 5 and partially blind since 7 but she's been health otherwise#she's my grumpy bear though and i love her#but also I'm a bit mad at her right now
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Im SO SICK OF THIS HOUSEEEE I WANT TO GET OUTTTT PLEASE GOD PLEASE😭😭
#IM YOUNG IM SEXY I SHOULD BE GOING TO THE MOVIES TO A CAFE TO THE CLUB#INSTEAD IM CLEANING MY GRANDPAS HOUSE AND TAKING CARE OF 3 CATS THAT ARENT MINE#ALL BEC MY FAMILY LEFT ME BEHIND#N IM SO TIRED OF PRETENDING I LIKE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT#i dont care i didnt sign up or ask to be my aging senile grandfathers caretaker i love him but im 20 im an idiot#im barely keeping up with my own bullshit now i have to oversee whats wrong w him AND the cats who piss everywher#except for their litter boxes#and i know its not my fault and it shouldnt be happening but that literally doesnt matter im the able bodied person in this household#who can clean and look after everyone but ims o done with it#im so bored i feel trapped i feel like my youth is being sacrificed for everyone else and its fucking killing me im tired of it#my teenage years were sacrificed to a dysfunctional neglectful household#im done doing this im done with it i want to get out of here so bad im not even joking#i dont care
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forget the sexuality discourse i've entered the fandom and apparently the age discourse is Horrible
no joke i really love discovering a fandom for some weird show or internet thing ive never heard of in my life and then promptly discovering that said random is batshit and full of the most vicious hateful infighting possible
#someone who runs several businesses makes a joke about being six years old ONCE and now you cant ship him with anyone NO FUCK OFF#this man runs a fucking steak house combo sunglasses store#and also massacred all his employees in cold blood. if i remember correctly#idk there's like 150 videos and i've watched it all in a week#anyway yeah he killed a lot of people#my explanation for the six years old line. is that he's fucking joking. or that objects age like cats/non-linearly#aging non-linearly is technically canon since we have Grassy and Rocky#with Rocky having existed since season 1 yet still being depicted as child like.#objects are clearly created with a specific age mentally.#anyway how was your guys weekend ^.^#firey is a transfem he/him lesbian btw and no one can take that away from me#twitter does not appreciate me or my friend's headcanon of that .#but my friend's twitter is a lot bigger so they got more shit than me . amen
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…..please
#i think im drowning#i think i have been drowning for months#but as much as i can joke and complain i think everyone will always assume im fine#i havent been fine since September at the latest#i think this weekend away helped show me how not fine i was#tomorrow i go to work and get a quote on a camera i dropped and work and work and work#and then i come home and i clean and clean and clean#and i need to put food in the house or theres nothing to eat#and possibly get new kitchen + bathroom mats because either my cat was sick and no one told me when i was out of town#or my roommates cat was sick#but the game of chicken on who cleaned it up was too long and my mats are stained now#im fucking drowning#i cant DO THIS#i cant do this i cant do this i cant do this i cant do this#please pleaze please someone please#i cant be the one to reach out im trapped in my own conscience#i KNOW I KNOW IM MAKING A BIG DEAL I KNOW EVERYONE IS HELPING TWO OF MY CRIENDS WITH A HARD TIME AND THE OTHER IS GOING THROUGH WORSE#BUT IM HERE TOO IM HERE AND IM DROWNING AND IM TIRED AND IM SHATTERING I CAN FEEL IT#AND IM SO AFRAID IM SO FUCKING AFRAID OF WHAT THR SHATTER WILL LOOK LIKE SO I KEEP CLENCHING NY JAWS AND SHUTTING UO AND MUSCLING CORWARD#how much farther? one month? two? three?#does it stop after that?#her water fountain was empty how long?#i feel sick for doubting you#like im betraying#but i have so much in my head and i fear if i ask i burden you#you don’t respond to all my worries#i fear im overstepping im trampling you and dragging you backwards#j fear you wont tell me youll just stop me#and ill get obliterated by a train i dont see coming
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Need to set up at my old childhood home because that is apparently where the cats are at.
#when my parents lived there jar jar and mangey were strays who they took in#my now deceased grandfather had a stray he managed to get in the house that my dad has been having trouble finding#my dad once caught a cat in a laundry basket#keep your cats indoors folks!!#every now and then I’ll see one out in the neighborhood and I want to befriend it but they run away :(#Payton makes bad jokes
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okay so this is a weird confession but i'd never actually watched the music video for Anti Hero.... until now.
#i'm a fake taylor fan#i'm so sorry#also just for the record i got up to the funeral scene and transfixed but my only thought was WHO IS THAT SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR#of course it's caroline#anyway back to being transfixed by the children's arguing '13 cents to the children'??????#'the beach house will be turned into a cat sanctuary???? cats don't even like the beach'#anyway while i was transfixed by all this i just randomly look at my phone and there's a missed call#now i can't focus#lost my train of thought#might take another two weeks off#no but my phone was NEXT TO ME#but it's silent because i'm not a psycho#i was just so transfixed on that stupid video#anyway taylor's right#the cats deserve that beach house#i mean if you seriously think your parents are entitled to leave you with their money then lmao good luck#one of my parents' friends joked 'leave bills not wills' and that's the kind of lifestyle they all agreed to live by#also i know for a fact that my parents will leave everything to the cat#they'll be like 'he's the only one who didn't leave us!!!!!' even though they bloody wanted us to be independent honestly
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y'all stop trying to put him in basements and vacant floors of the building, that is not how you care for rats. you might as well use cedar wood bedding and leave him in direct sunlight while you're at it.
I don't think they should kill Fyodor, I think they should keep him in the Agency office in a complex network of interconnected, multi-level wire cages with plenty of tunnels, ropes, hammocks, ladders, and toys for enrichment; a warm nest box to sleep in; shredded Bible pages for bedding; and bamboo cane sticks or lamb bones for gnawing.
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd fyodor#the actual joke here is that it is inherently unethical to keep rats and cats in the same house#even if physically separated#given cat pheromomes induce Agonies for rats#the agency is cat coded#obviously#so im suggesting keeping fyodor in a constant state of elevated duress while otherwise nurturing his rat needs#except now im just feeling defensive of rats so#but anyway yall are not appreciating my fyodor torture rube goldberg interior design#i may also be overestimating the level of knowledge most people have about rats
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