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kaurwreck · 7 months ago

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y'all stop trying to put him in basements and vacant floors of the building, that is not how you care for rats. you might as well use cedar wood bedding and leave him in direct sunlight while you're at it.

I don't think they should kill Fyodor, I think they should keep him in the Agency office in a complex network of interconnected, multi-level wire cages with plenty of tunnels, ropes, hammocks, ladders, and toys for enrichment; a warm nest box to sleep in; shredded Bible pages for bedding; and bamboo cane sticks or lamb bones for gnawing.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fyodor #the actual joke here is that it is inherently unethical to keep rats and cats in the same house #even if physically separated #given cat pheromomes induce Agonies for rats #the agency is cat coded #obviously #so im suggesting keeping fyodor in a constant state of elevated duress while otherwise nurturing his rat needs #except now im just feeling defensive of rats so #but anyway yall are not appreciating my fyodor torture rube goldberg interior design #i may also be overestimating the level of knowledge most people have about rats

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