#they are like the no brain cell duo i love them

[stormoflina]

zero thoughts 💭

[mettlegears]

Any favorite ship and which one you like the least? ;0

i'm personally not a shipper and i don't have any particular favs.....i jus love seeing monsters be best friands and have fun forever. but for the ones i don't like?? other than ships between wubboxes or wublins i don't necessarily dislike any i think

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

too lazy to transcribe what I wrote for BB today so why don't you have all of Seventh Virtue chapter 19 instead! :)

this is probably the shortest Fostered-verse chapter I've ever written (300 words). also if you want to see what a degree in poetry teaches you, it's this HAHA

context serious: after Lonan barrels back into both of their lives under mysterious (and borderline murderous) circumstances, Harrison & Reeve separately rush to find him.

context silly: Harrison and Reeve are like "wow Lonan really tried to take us both out literally a day ago why don't we both be guided by our joint custody bestie brain to separately do crimes in order to see what the actual fuck is up with him even tho this is against the wishes of our very logical friends."

under the cut!

Seventh Virtue. Contemporary fantasy (2022).

Chapter 19: Half/Half

They both get in their own way. Harrison with the bobby pin he’d stolen from the nurse, Reeve by kicking in a stained-glass window on the roof’s dormer. He could use the key card Estelle gave him but doesn’t want any surprises. She could charm someone else like she charmed Daniel from Orange County but has had enough of sweating into men for one night.

Harrison doesn’t need to see in the dark. He’s been in the library once and navigates it a second time with ease. Tunnels in the library’s basement, he reminds himself as he hustles between shelves.

Tunnels in the library’s basement. Reeve finds them easy enough. She spent a year learning to be invisible out of survival, learned exactly how to move through crowded streets as if she were not there at all; she does the same inside an empty library with grace. Down a hall, then a staircase, turn left, right.

Left, right. Harrison might not be as graceful as Reeve, but he sure is determined. A door labelled EXIT in cherry red letters blazes near the drink cart he and Foster had previously taken their share of. It can’t be that easy, can it?

It’s easy, how Reeve drops down another flight of stairs, and then another. She is air, a feather falling from a raven’s wing.

A wing of hallways beyond the EXIT door. Harrison follows them until he reaches a staircase on the right, yanking off the security guard’s jacket and gloves as he goes.

Go. This is the only thought in Reeve’s mind. She needs to move like a spider effortlessly scaling its web. She needs to find Lonan.

Lonan. What will Harrison even say to him when he sees him? He races down another flight of stairs, and then another, until there aren’t anymore, the thought and his pace juddering his heartrate. Go, he thinks. Go.

Go.

Go.

They collide.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

A) You are mean to Vaggie

B) Obligatory Complication: Emily is crushing impossibly hard on Vaggie and hangs out with Charlie as much as possible for vicarious enjoyment.

harold we have a problem?? ALL OF THEM ARE GAY AND NONE OF THEM HAVE CUSTODY OF THE BRAIN CELL!!!!

thing is tho i could totally see a version of Emily that latches onto Vaggie in some kind of emotional way

Emily's faith in heaven was shaken by Sera and the revelation of the exterminations...... Emily finds out her older sister and the head of the seraphim of heaven has known about Adam killing souls this whole time- was hiding it AND condoning it- which Emily HAS to take a stand against because it's wrong-

and then Emily finds out about Vaggie.

She sees how a lowly exorcist is living in hell now, has been for years, and is running a hotel to redeem sinners. She sees. Hope.

How frustrated was Emily at the end of season 1? The next extermination goes ahead in spite of Emily fighting against it, Sera won't listen, she's not allowed to even watch it happen, she's sitting across from Sera doing PAPERWORK while people die and then Pentious is there and presumably tells them how the fight went up until his death, probably mentions how Charlie and Vaggie worked together to prepare the hotel and were fighting in the thick of the battle- and then Lute comes back missing an arm and Adam is dead and the hotel is being rebuilt-

An angel fought alongside the sinners who she used to kill, she risked her life for them...

That could be such a point of hope for Emily to cling to.

Someone in heaven did think it was wrong. One of Adam's very own soldiers, even.

I could see her getting a bit desperate to know more about Vaggie. Wanting to find out what made her switch from killing souls to saving them, how long did it take, did anything help, why did she ever think it was okay in the first place

(Emily trying to understand Sera by proxy because it hurts less this way)

And of course Emily's easiest source of Vaggie Lore would be Charlie, Vaggie's girlfriend, the only part of the hotel running duo who is actually interested in talking about anything other than purely heaven-hell related business and who will stop glaring silently long enough to chat

Naturally, given Vaggie's bad history with heaven, Charlie would be RELIEVED to see how one high ranking angel seems to actually care about her girlfriend

So Charlie would answer the Vaggie questions eagerly, bc she loves talking Vaggie and wants her to have a powerful ally up in heaven and also maybe the whole Rosie thing showed her how helpful it is to talk with someone other than her gf about her gf and Emily is so nice and kind and they can trust her and she listens so intently and Charlie's so happy this one thing is working out and she can't stop smiling about it-

and meanwhile. Vaggie is just out of earshot. Grinding her TEETH

Romantic or not, in the same way that Charlie and Emily could bond over caring about the people under their protection so much, Emily might look at Vaggie and feel a need to get closer to her. To connect with the only other angel who really seems to GET it

heck, Vaggie being in hell running the hotel might even be a point of admiration and slight envy for Emily.

A seraphim can talk to the other high ranking angels, but what use does that feel like its serving, if they don't listen? Emily can shepherd Pentious around his new life in heaven but it's HEAVEN, what is THAT compared to helping a sinner carve out some kind of better life for themselves down in hell, where the help is really NEEDED? And while it makes sense Charlie would be down there doing that, she's princess of hell- Vaggie shows how angels could be doing it too. They could be making a real, tangible difference every day, instead of....

I could see the idea of Vaggie becoming something Emily thinks about a lot

[bokettochild]

I love that Sky and Legend are either written like they have been best friends forever or written like they have exactly one brain cell and I haven't found an in-between yet. I love reading the snippets of Sky and Legend you post. They are such great reads.

~ shinobi-addiction

Sky and Legend, uncontested, have the best energy of lie any of the duos I write and that is because their dynamic can sift to anything at any time because they're both just Like That (masking their true nature behind what their societies have made them out to be)

They can go from two idiots with one sword to tried and true warriors to cutie pies to will-kill-you and tired. They are everything.

I adore them <3

[cursedcupcakemaster]

Can I request Cupcakes with Spider Cider (x reader) , I'm genuinely confused how to request ngl

It's quite alright and you're more than welcome to have cupcakes with spider cider

Since this event isn't available on the English server I'm going off what I have here as for how you request, if youre requesting with drinks on the menu you ask for a glass/cup depending on if it's tea,coffee or soda or in skullys case cider and if it's additional with something like fluff or yandere you can ask for it say it was an order of cupcakes with a glass of spider cider

I'll fix that eventually

If this order is for an oc you can say their name, give some details about them and i will work with it

Anyways enjoy 🧁

Order; Fluffy cupcakes with a glass of spider cider

Notes; I do not own twisted wonderland, Skully or the reader,Skully and Twst belong to Disney as well as the brilliant mind of Yana Toboso, reader belongs to themselves this is just my interpretation of how this would go with the character, it's implied here that Skully came to visit and that you've met before, reader isn't neccesarily Yuu but if you want to imagine they are you're welcome to, y/n, reader is you

Warnings;fluff, not much else

🎃 Halloween carnival: Skully. J x reader🎃

It was finally time for your favorite time of year

As always Crowley requested your help, and this time it was setting up the Halloween carnival, he put you in charge of decorating which thankfully you could do since you happened to love designing things

There was a lot to do but little did you know you'd get a little help in the form of a handsome boy who was just crazy about the holiday

Skully found you carving pumpkins and was rather impressed with your handiwork

You were happy to see him again after last years event

Grinning he asked if all of the pumpkins were yours and you replied yes before telling him what you were doing this for

This made his eyes light up asking if he could help you in your endeavor so you agreed

After carving many pumpkins you had enough Jack O Lanterns

Next was the tents, it wasn't hard when you had friends in your corner to help with their magic granted you had to stop a certain duo(cough Ace and Deuce cough) that shares a brain cell from destroying each other

Once all that was set it was time for costumes, Vil had been giving you lessons in sewing and it was the perfect time to put those skills to use

Skully too was having fun stitching together your guises

When it was done and you dressed in the costume, you saw Skully had a massive blush upon his face clearing his throat Skully offered his arm which you linked with your own

Crowley thanked you for your hard work but of course bragged of how he is so gracious to allow his student to practice their skills making everyone roll their eyes

While everyone enjoyed the carnival Skully led you to one of the areas where guests could dance and danced with you in a slow waltz

"There's something I'd like to ask you y/n" he spoke

"What is it?" You asked

"I'd like you to...be my partner, if that's what you want to"

You felt your face heat up but brought yourself to tell him "I'd love to"

With that he pressed his lips to your own in a kiss while the moonlight illuminated the two of you

[cacti-are-like-flamingos]

Beginnings...

Gojo Satoru x Reader x Geto Suguru

The Cursed Trio | Shared Moments

...

Your arrival to the academy came as a surprise to many, apparently you were some transfer from overseas. You'd show a shit ton of promise that they transferred you to Jujutsu in order to more efficiently reach your true potential. Rumor was it, you'd one day make it as a Special Grade. Even so, for now you remained a Grade One.

Your Japanese was decent at best and your adaptation to their customs was a work-in-progress but you held this certain charm that just drew people in. And no, I'm not talking about the kind of charm where everyone falls in love. No, it's the type of charm that makes people relax around you, makes them want to put their faith in you no matter how much to try to prevent that.

You could be a fresh of spring just as you could be a fresh of icy air, the kind that freezes up your lungs.

The first time you saw them, you were being shown around by your mentor --- a stoic expression written on your scarred face as you nodded at them. Briefly acknowledging them as you continued on your way.

Geto had figured your eyes as beautiful --- like an eternal flame hidden behind layers of stone wettened under a stream of a freshwater. Whilst Gojo had figured you a possible new victim for his pranks and teases. In fact, Gojo even had the nerve to interrupt your tour. Demanding to know your name. Shoko, who had been hanging about, was glad another girl had joined the academy. Afterall, it was getting rather stuffy with all the testosterone.

They knew you'd get well with the duo when the first thing you did was insult Gojo, although both him and Geto didn't really understand your insult. Actually, they didn't even know you insulted him until Shoko just started laughing out loud.

You called him a phospholipid??? The actual fuck is that

At that, you gave them a deadpanned stare, speaking in broken japanese that at the very least he should get educated because he was obviously missing a few brain cells

Now at this, both Shoko and Geto bent over laughing while Gojo stood there momentarily stunned before a sinister smirk adorned his lips. He went to insult you back but was quite literally by the sight of your hand in his face, "No time for idiot. Bye."

The absolute nerve on you!

Geto absolutely loved you since that day. On the other hand, it was a enemies to whatever with Gojo, which is ironic considering that he sought you out every moment of the day.

You and Shoko became the best of girl-friends. To be honest, the two of you were incredibly similar. The both of you were lazy as hell, smart as hell, and blunt as hell. Although, you seemed to have mastered the trick of honeying your harsh words so much so that people didn't even fight you on it.

To put their friendship into perspective, Shoko brought the cigarettes and you brought the lighter (despite you being a non-smoker. Once you tried to smoke but you didn't like the taste of it so you left it at that)

Although there was a time Gojo was being a nuisance so you grabbed a cigarette from Shoko's carton, lit it, and blew the smoke straight into his face when he wasn't expecting it

Watching him double-over choking was a grand sight indeed

You managed to make quite the number of friends while there, although many noticed how you kept a distance. I say this literally. You never let anyone come physically close to you, as though a simple graze from them would kill you or something. No-one dare question it consider that they also had their traumas that prevented them from certain indulgences. But sometimes, you'd make small exceptions. I think it's mainly of a "dont touch me but I'll touch you" situation.

Like you don't mind swiping dust off of Nanami's shoulder, or neatening Shoko's hair when it's gotten all frizzy due to the wind, or picking off lint off of Yaga's clothes.

But if you didn't initiate it, you'd go silently rigid.

During class, you like hanging around this one guy name Yu. Mainly because he knew a bit of your native language (surprising I know) and so, you felt safe enough to speak with him considering that you both spoke brokenly in either tongue. The only other person you felt safe enough to speak was Geto. He was actually the one that took it upon himself to teach you Japanese.

He'd recommend shows to watch and he'd watch with you so that he could explains certain customs and what-not of his culture. He found great amusement when a scene he knew you wouldn't understand played and you'd instantly pause the show to look at him with a questioning expression. It made you look rather cute in his eyes.

Gojo would often times crash during these hang-outs. Pestering you to learn his language quicker so that he can properly cuss you out (he says this while having an arm over you shoulder and leaning his full weight into your side. Surprisingly, you never said anything despite your reservations to touching.)

You chalked it up to wanting warmth.

Then came that point in your language-education where Geto wanted you to try speaking in a public setting and you just about cried right in front of him and Gojo. You gripped your fist so tight your nails drew blood, an action to prevent you from clinging onto Geto's clothes as he scolded Gojo for worsening your nerves. Gojo didn't stop laughing until he saw actual tears in your eyes.

With silent chuckles, Gojo took you by the shoulders and guided you over to some random corner store. You never once told him what your favorite snack was but somehow he knew to choose it before placing it in your hand. He told you exactly what you needed to say to the cashier with the exact amount of yen needed.

The both of them watched as you walked up to the cashier, briefly glancing over your shoulder to Gojo (still very much teary-eyed and rigid-body), who silently mouth the words again, before doing as he instructed.

After the whole ordeal, you surprised Gojo with an incredibly rare hug. I think at that moment, you truly managed to snake your way into his soul.

Geto stood to the side, a knowing smile on his lips as he watched you quickly let go. Shouting at Gojo that he owes you a sweet because of how brave you were, which should've annoyed him but only made you look endearing.

...

(A/N): Have yet to see Season 2 but those fucking beta fish tiktoks are murdering me right now with their symbolism.

Say, why don't you like being touched? What happened to you?

Where'd you get the scar?

And what's up with Geto's eternal flame comparison? So weird.

Drop a comment

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Hope you enjoyed!

Edited: 7/25/2023

[zorosq]

two peas in a pot ; monkey d. luffy

↻ fluff, you and luffy share one brain cell, basically chaotic duo, kinda from nami's/the crew's pov, grammatical error

↻ pairing ↬ luffy x f!reader!

@kyokikia asked: Hi i hope you've had a great day so far! Congrats on 1k!

I was wondering if i could request a Luffy × fem!reader whos basically just him but the opposite gender? Like as stupid as unaware and most importantly as happy and cheerful as he is?

(And if possible, if you can somehow include it in, maybe you can try making them into a childhood friends kind of thing bc i would really like that)

nami would have thought that luffy and usopp were enough to give her a splitting headache. but heavens, there's now two luffy. one was luffy himself and the other was you. nothing could possibly go wrong, right? wrong. she was so dead wrong.

their food stocks were fast to clearead out, the thousand sunny were also louder, and luffy's obvious protectiveness towards you.

both of you were like two peas in a pod, always stuck to each other's hip.

during morning, both you and luffy would wake up with a loud cries due to your growling stomachs. during the afternoon, you and luffy would take a nap somewhere on the ship, his arms tangled all over you. during the evening, the two of you would run around the ship, your loud laughters ringing throughout the ship.

it wasn't like nami hated you. not at all. it was the opposite. she adore you. you completed luffy for some weird reason. even though both of you are so so stupid and doesn't even realize that you love each other more than friends.

so when the crew members find luffy leaving kisses on your face while you laugh, they weren't surprised. sanji also weren't surprised when one night, he saw you and luffy kissed for the first time (even though his heart aches and wished that it was him that you were kissing instead).

they knew of how you and luffy were friends since childhood. and that was why they weren't surprised how the two of you are so clueless to your feelings. because you two have been together since kids after all. no one would notice a change. especially if it was luffy and you. you guys share one brain cell after all.

and when you and luffy said that those intimate interactions are those of a friend, they weren't surprised. but as long as you two are happy, who are they to have a say in it?

likes, comments, reblogs and feedbacks are highly appreciated <3

© zorosq

[deeppenguinstudent]

As much as I love to talk about Jean moreau in general and all his pairings whether platonic or romantic - kevneil will forever be my absolute favourite duo. they are genuinely the best duo in aftg n hands down I don't think anything else can compare to them it's like dumb and dumber get put together but they have to figure out how to navigate thru life with only using one shared brain cell that's fizzing out and constantly thinking about exy

[maxdibert]

Could you rank the Weasleys from your favourite to the one you hate the most?

1- Percy. The only Weasley with a brain and enough common sense to have ambitions in life beyond gathering as a family and crying because they’re not rich but are humble. I mean, that’s fine, but the Weasleys made it their whole personality, which is honestly pretty cringe. Percy is basically hated for what? Wanting a future? Honestly, Rowling’s moral framework is quite exhausting.

2- Charlie. Basically because he has the personality of an amoeba and doesn’t bother anyone. He seems to stay outside of his family’s cult-like dynamic, doesn’t he? He’s more independent. Plus, he’s the only one who doesn’t get married or seem destined to produce little Weasleys, so all my respect tbh.

3- Arthur. His obsession with Muggles, like a primatologist observing orangutans, creeps me out, but he doesn’t harm anyone. Compared to his kids and wife, he’s honestly less unbearable.

4- Bill. Here it gets tricky because Bill strikes me as a total creep, being 25 and dating an 18-year-old teenager, then marrying her when she’s 19—seriously, what a cringe-fest. But well, I like him more than the others, so what can I do?

5- Ron. He’s not a character I particularly like, but I don’t dislike him either. As the protagonist’s friend, he always seemed pretty conventional, without any unique traits that would make him stand out from other typical protagonist’s friends. He has his funny moments throughout the series with occasional comments, but his proud Gryffindor attitude shaming Slytherins from book one, before they’ve done anything, really disgusts me. His treatment of Hermione in the fourth book and slut-shaming Ginny in the sixth honestly makes me gag. Sorry.

6- Fred and George are together because they’re always together. I don’t dislike them more than Ron, but honestly, what a pair of bores. I would’ve hated them in class. The typical duo of jokers whose pranks only amuse people with just enough brain cells not to soil themselves. Humor for the cerebrally impaired. They were never funny, just a constant nuisance. If they’d been my schoolmates, I’d have ended up hitting them with an iron rod.

7- Ginny. Honestly, she fiercely competes with her mother for this spot, but Molly annoys me more. Ginny is basically a Mary Sue created just so Harry has a love interest and stays tied to the Weasleys forever. She has absolutely ZERO relevance throughout the series, and you forget about her for three books, but suddenly we’re supposed to believe she’s the hottest girl at Hogwarts? And not just that—she’s also the coolest girl because she’s "not like other girls," doesn’t care about her appearance, is violent, acts like a boy, doesn’t cry, and has all the typical traits of a dude but with a conventionally attractive female appearance. She’s the male fantasy of the "girl bro" who can play video games with you and also give you a handjob. A disgusting stereotype. Plus, she has a terrible personality, is arrogant, and resentful toward women who don’t fit her "tough girl" ideal. Honestly, gross. She’s the opposite of a "girls’ girl," and if you’re not a "girls’ girl," I don’t like you, sorry.

8- Molly. She’s a woman who acts morally superior but is the first to judge people. The typical idle housewife with nothing better to do than judge other women (especially young women) quite unfairly. And, what a coincidence, those women tend to be either brilliant (like Hermione) or extraordinarily attractive (like Fleur). She meddles in everything that doesn’t concern her, has an opinion about everything that’s none of her business, and is the kind of nosy old lady who drives me up the wall. I mean, I can’t stand her. Look, I’m the first to criticize Sirius Black and question his behavior, but her treatment of him in the fifth book was entirely out of line. It’s like she felt entitled to lecture everyone according to her standards, when she’s a woman who hasn’t done anything in her life beyond smothering her kids and complaining about not having much money. Lady, what do you mean you don’t have money? You might not have a manor like the Malfoys, but you can feed seven mouths, and there’s never a plate missing from the table. If she wanted to buy fancy clothes, she could’ve gotten a job. There’s nothing wrong with giving up being a trad wife to afford some treats.

Let’s not make it too obvious that the Weasleys generally disgust me and that I find that family the equivalent of a cult, ticking every box of a perfectly functional, heteronormative, traditional nuclear family that triggers and annoys me to no end. I could never stand being part of such a family through marriage, nor could I tolerate spending much time with one. Families like that make me want to hang myself, sorry.

[danzinora-switch]

Thank you, I really appreciate the amount of research you're putting into it! It's really super amazing aha, so interesting. I guess going further, which sibling "pairings" do you think have the *least* amount of chemistry/most amount of friction? Like I know that Don/Mikey are super close (and they do have a lot of duo episodes together) whereas Mikey/Raph are not as close because Raph keeps treating Mikey like a kid while Mikey wants his time to shine and there was supposed to be an episode delving into that before it got (sadly) canceled. Do you think that's true?

Once again, I think it depends. People grow, relationships change. I would kill to see that Mikey & Raph episode because I think it would have been a really cool examination of the two of them. The whole premise being they were really close *once* and have been drifting further *lately*.

So friction increases and decreases over time. I think Leo and Raph get along great operating with one brain cell (Hypno: Part Deaux, One Man's Junk, heck even Mind Meld in that scene with the pizza pigeon) but by the movie they are really butting heads over responsibility. As in, almost coming to blows over it in the lair.

And really, you can find an example for just about any pair where they're working really well together or coming to a head. Leo and Donnie square off in Lair Games, but work together throughout all of Operation: Normal. Mikey gets along with Donnie a lot, but was really stealing his thunder a ton in 'Shell in a Cell', and Donnie was not the most receptive to Dr. Feelings.

Overall; these boys love each other, and when push comes to shove they'll lay down their lives for each other. Back to Raph and Leo, we saw each of them do that in the movie, despite fighting each other earlier.

Nooooowww. From a writer's standpoint, if I wanted to explore tasty conflict and drama, it would be less about who exactly is paired with who, but moreso what ✨scenario✨ would cause friction between the two.

Raph & Mikey: (that promised episode nailed it) something that puts the Big Brother/Little Brother dynamic to the test. We might've also gotten to glimpse this in the Turtle Tot episode. Mikey growing up, pushing to be more independent. Raph wanting to protect him at all costs, because that's what he's always done.

Raph & Leo: after the whole 'leader' line, a scenario regarding how they each treat responsibility would be interesting. Trust could also be explored if you really lean into Leo's Machiavellian plans vs Raph's Straightforward approach. They could clash on which one is better for the plot at hand.

Raph & Donnie: the brains vs brawn option is right there for exploring, and juicier if you flip the script: have it be Donnie's brawn vs Raph's brains. Picture an episode like: Raph surprisingly wins a math contest which has Donnie re-evaluating his position as 'the smart one' on the team.

Mikey & Leo: Well, we saw 'You Got Served'. But I think you could also explore some interesting ramifications around Identity and Being True to Yourself with these two. Picture an episode like: Leo and Mikey enroll in a costume/beauty competition for fun, but as the contest goes on Leo gets further and further carried away by the suggestions and glam of the producers, while Mikey wants to stay true to himself.

Mikey & Donnie: I think it would be fascinating to examine Predictability vs Unpredictability with these two. Maybe they get away on bro's trip, just the two of them, and they each have a different itinerary planned. Donnie has a timetable down to the last second, and Mikey wants it free and open to opportunity and improvise, no plans! This could cause friction.

Leo & Donnie: as we saw in 'Lair Games', their competitiveness can get ugly. Both have a strong need to be right, so I can see a scenario where they each are trying to prove something and the question at the end is 'who is actually right?'

They're such good, well-rounded characters that you can do just about anything with them and be able to reasonably justify it. A lot of fanfiction explores this very stuff which is a fantabulous playground, too. (If you want any recs, let me know!)

[mcyt-trios]

PROPAGANDA:

Clethubs:

IM SO INSANE OVER THEM!!!!! They can be romantic they can be mother/son/father they can be besties and literally all of those are valid and supported by canon, bdubs and Cleo are an iconic duo from 3rd life and EVERYONE loves ethubs because c'mon they're ethubs but Etho and Cleo!! They're sardonic sarcastic besties they're married they're divorced they had two sons they are making each other's day worse. When Cleo needed a sub for a life series episode she purposefully chose the girl that wants to fuck up etho the most no one is doing it like them!!!!

I love them so much. Cleo and her two boys. They all have a fantastic vibe with one another. Their dynamic in Hermitcraft is GREAT but add the dynamics they have in the Traffic series too. And Cleo has talked about wanting a Clethubs teamup before. They are chaos together, but also they are sharing a brain cell that Cleo normally has. I love them

They're both each other's worst enemies and best friends. They're all a bit afraid of each other. They're married. They're divorced. They kill each other constantly. I love them

What if three people mistook stubbornness for loyalty and became stuck in an endless cycle of instinctive trust and petty divorce.

Arizona Dads:

The unbreakable bond of 40 something year old fathers who live like 15 minutes from each other. They're evil, probably.

Its 3 dads who are basically the same age who live close to each other who all play minecraft and all are pg. Idk if it's just me but seeing dads being dudes and goofing around is peak comedy

[entamewitchlulu]

this ruri rin event is soooo good the girls are so perfectly characterized ;w; i love how while they all have a lot in common due to being reincarnations of the same person, and have a lot of similar values and such, they're also so distinct and have such distinct voices.

You've got Yuzu, who's kind of big sister coded in a way, like she can take it and dish it out, but she's also caring and mature. She's a bit more on the reserved side compared to Ruri, being more reticent about her real feelings because of embarrassment, but she's not a tsundere. She's competitive, but in a friendly competition sort of way.

Ruri is a bit similar to Yuzu, but she's a lot more forward and up front about both her feelings and her random thoughts, being much more willing to just directly ask someone "oh so are you going out?" rather than dancing around the subject, and never holding back on saying how she truly feels about someone (which is almost always positive). She has no shame or embarrassment about saying how she cares about someone.

Selena is a wildly sheltered, one-brain cell jock who doesn't know what dating is, and she can be blunt but mostly just because she doesn't really get social graces. She's very headstrong and straightforward, and almost devastatingly honest, maybe even a little gullible (her upbringing certainly made her susceptible to influence). She's very pure, in a way, but she's quick to take responsibility for her mistakes and straightforward with others.

And then there's Rin, who is definitely the most reticent about her true feelings, covering them up with tsundere-esque dismissals and sometimes avoiding closeness (likely because her upbringing causes her to fear loss, so she holds things at arm's length in case they disappear). But she's also so much more like Yugo than I initially anticipated, she also has the same pure love of dueling and competition which is why they make such a good duo. Peas in a pod. She can be a bit childish in some ways, when she gets petty about not getting to be in the Friendship Cup, and she's less a big sister or a mom friend than she is the friend who struggles to hold onto the brain cell when she's with her other dumb friend, and i love that for her.

It's just so cool how unique they all are. I love Arc V. The character writing is so good.

[dumbass-duo-showdown]

DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN ROUND 1 BATTLE 4

burton guster & shawn spencer (PSYCH) vs Rosencrantz & Guildenstern (Hamlet + Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are dead)

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT

Gus & Shawn

They’ve been friends canonically since at least 3 years old and at the start of the show they’re I wanna say 30 maybe? And yet these two grown men are THE most chaotic idiots (affectionate) in the whole show (and let’s be real anywhere). The entire show in fact hinges on the idea that they’re dumbasses and WILL get into carat shenanigans. Episode examples include the one where they are investigating an alien abduction, the one where they’re looking for big foot, the vampire one, all of these by the way they hundred percent believe to be true until they themselves unwillingly prove otherwise. And maybe the most dumbass moment of all time, when Gus finds his boss dead and instead of calling the cops he gets his dna ALL OVER THE CRIME SCENE, calls Shane to help clean up and Shawn gets HIS DNA ALL OVER THE CRIME SCENE AS WELL!!!! Truly cannot think of a worse reaction to finding a dead body. They’ve been sucking that single brain cell that exists between them dry for over 3 decades now and they show no signs of stopping.

they are such idiots (affectionate) and they can't live without each other

they are. so stupid. both of them can be smart in their own ways but when you put them together the dumb best friends energy is unmatched. they are platonic soulmates pretending that shawn has psychic powers and solve crimes by dicking around and somehow always coming out alive. they accidentally befriend the criminals they’re supposed to be investigating constantly. they’re always one step away from being fired or arrested bc of their dumbassery

the entire show is literally shawn pretending to be a psychic (← dumbass behavior) and gus aiding and abetting him and actively a dumbass as well

If you have seen even a single episode of this show, you know these two fools are the best duo ever. Constantly bantering theough 80s movie references and animal like noises, most often above a dead body, these two bring unique different dummy energy that both brings each other up and builds up their own skills along the way. I will love these two men until the day I die and they deserve an honest chance to be the best dumbass duo of all time!

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern

They have no clue what’s going on and keep trying to figure it out but they keep missing the clues. Rosencrantz keeps echoing Guildenstern (He’s only good in support). They completely miss that they are characters in a tragedy and doomed by the narrative

The OG dumbass duo. Like....these two share one braincel and usually Guildenstern holds it but that makes them none the cleverer.

they literally had a second play written by another person that expanded upon their dumbassery

so like first of all they are one unit. second of all they have silly recorder-related shenaningans. third of all they're doomed by the narrative but they're silly enough to make being doomed by the narrative fun and entertaining

[sparkwrldsz]

mei & hiphop unit ✧

mei and scoups [Father & Daughter]

Cheol is already very protective of the girls, but since Mei is the youngest, he feels a kind of responsibility over her.

Mei was only 14 years old when they met so it's like she was his daughter.

He loves Mei, there is even a compilation of videos of Scoups admiring Mei.

She relies on him a lot when she has bad days.

Not like scoups that he doesn't like her to see him sad or exhausted

he would do anything to make her happy

Mei texted cheol every day when he recently went on hiatus, she was always updating him on what they were doing and asking how he is

"oppa i miss you, get well soon!! Let's eat together when I get back" "I miss you too meimei, take care of yourself. excitedly waiting for that meal"

the same when Mei has schedules in China, he always reminds her to rest and eat well.

mei and wonwoo [two cuties]

each other's biggest fans and supporters

"don't be too harsh on yourself, okay?"

mei really loves wonwoo

When they were trainees they didn't talk much but over time they both became very close.

wonwoo is always feeding mei

He thinks she is very cute, so he pokes her cheeks.

wonwoo is always taking photos of her

Mei constantly teases him with the way he runs, he just leaves her.

MEI LOVES THE WAY HE RAPPS.

mei and mingyu [>< duo]

literally the same

VISUALS

They always look incredibly good

mingyu cooks a lot for mei

Even though they are 1 year apart, Mingyu spoils her a lot.

pout dudes, THEY LITERALLY SPEAK IN POUT

big babies

mingyu's pain in the ass, she loves to tease him about EVERYTHING

Mei loves it when the members bring up the topic of him flexing his muscles, you'll always see Mei imitating him.

mingyu just sits and watches her with this face –_–

mei and vernon [98 siblings]

share the same brain cell

No one understands them except themselves.

Twins

They are both introverted and shy around others, but when they are together they are a loud duo.

Vernon always encourages her to speak English.

He forced Mei to watch the ENTIRE Matrix saga in one go, in the end her mind exploded from so much information.

Mei thinks that Vernon is the coolest of all, so she many times tried to look like him in their training period.

The way they show love is by patting each other on the head.

[simplepotatofarmer]

Who holds the single braincell between techno and dream?

Or do they play catch with it like hot potato

I can see Dream missing his turn and it just shatters on the floor into a million pieces

the thing about c!rivals duo is that they're both smart. there's a reason people view dream as cunning and dangerous, a reason people see techno as a threat and go to him for advice.

neither of them are dumb.

the problem is, the moment they're within five feet of each other, whatever brain cells they do have shut off. just stop working. techno is dedicating everything to getting a rise out of dream and making blow job jokes. dream is taking all the bait techno lays out and taking off his pants.

that's why i love them so much. separately, they're some of the smartest, most capable people on the server. but their friendship makes them so incredibly dumb and that's everything to me.