#they are just...........mwah

[executiveproducedbytimburton]

to me the best beetlebabes-centered episode of the animated series is "A Ghoul and his Money". it is at first implied that Beetlejuice is so greedy he gives up Beetlejuicing just to get rich. but with the sack of money in his hand and Lydia next to him he says "now that WE'RE stinking rich" and "c'mon babes I'm taking you to the classiest place on the Riviera" like fr. Lydia is 100% in his plans to use his money. he takes her to a ritzy place and even as it's clear the rich people don't think they belong, he's determined to do all the rich people things to show Lydia a good time. then he takes Lydia's advice on how to behave so they can keep their money and, as stated, so they can keep having fun. he's able to shrug off the rich people insulting him but when Lydia is insulted he stands up--but EVEN THEN he sits down and tells her "I'm only putting up with this so we can have fun with my money" confirming that the reason he took the money and gave up Beetlejuiceing to get it was because he thought Lydia would have fun being rich with him. as soon as she says she's not having fun he gives up being rich and starts Beetlejuicing everyone again not because it makes him happy but because it makes Lydia laugh and have fun and be happy. and it is very clear that Lydia has the most fun with Beetlejuice when he is being himself. Lydia having fun and is the most inportant thing to him...in that episode in particular it seems to me Beetlejuice enjoys Beetlejuicing yes because he likes making people insane but also because it more importantly because he makes Lydia laugh. to me it is just mwah perfection. also fuck those rich people. 10/10 the best episode period is "Brides of Funkenstein"

[wuntrum]

what if a femme robot liked it when her butch creator performed routine maintenance tasks on her (in a sexual way) (and they were both girls)? i guess you'll have to read my new (free) comic to find out!!

[nalonzooo]

shapes and gestures <3

[1alchemistart]

waited impatiently and finally i can post my chimken falins

my WIFE i love her SO!

btw (since im likely to want to post spoilers eventually BAHAHA) if i post any manga spoilers from this point onward i will be tagging them with "dungeon meshi spoilers" !! please block that tag if you're an anime-only and would like to avoid me spoiling you by accident on how the story goes -- i've read the entire manga so there's a lot i can accidentally spoil 💀

also bonus chimera laios because i CAN and i WANTED TO ! ! ! he'd be happy about it

[mr-malumm]

Aquarium trip cuz we love summer vees WOOOO

[triona-tribblescore]

Nightly mandatory fluffy Huskerdust doodle 😤🧡

Kneading and a massage~

[hinamie]

thank u canon plant nerd megumi for my life

bonus:

[nyerusnova]

yeah... things are pretty yikes right now in the current batfam storyline,

but at least Tim is rocking those thigh-high boots and I just wanted to appreciate that for a sec

[crimsonrain-spirits]

xianle trio,,,,,,i love them dearly,,,,

[fellhellion]

mija

thank u @theoldkyokodied for this commission i love it so much <3

[ash-and-starlight]

Sokka splashed a line of water through his path. The fire fizzled. Zuko’s eyebrow raised, then he forged on. The path zigzagged out of the constellation, hopped eastwards through the galaxy’s north. Hiss. Hiss. Sokka met him each time with a streak of water. Zuko pressed on, building rhythm with each star he joined up.

The Mercy of Magpies Chapter 4 out now!!

as always written by thee @ranilla-bean and betaed by @faux-fires

Chapter Post || Cover || Map and Characters || Ch2 || Ch 3.1 || Ch. 3.2

[wolfsplosion]

ermm hello chilaios nation

[kosmical]

she speaks for the people

[tojisun]

(word vomit; just thinking about simon having a cute crush 🥹)

simon’s known for being over-prepared.

boy scout riley, price endearingly calls him. it’s not even that far from the truth—he’s always got an extra shirt or shorts or boxers packed in his car, with a standard medicine kit and trauma blankets. he’s even got a tire repair kit tucked in his trunk and, hell, an extra tire packed in one of his bigger trucks. he’s even developed the habit of always having his tank close to full because they can never know when a drive-out turns into a four-day trip.

point is that simon ensures that he is always prepared for anything.

so imagine their surprise when they catch simon frequenting a far-away petrol station; always at eleven in the evening, and always during the weekdays.

once in a week was a standard trip, twice was lips-pursing, but five times? that one is a notable pattern.

so they shadow him; price picking up the lads in his truck to stalk simon. they follow at a decent distance, opting about three cars between simon’s rover and price’s truck to avoid suspicion and hopefully throw simon off the idea that they’re on his tail.

what? price is not at fault for wanting to uncover what the hell was simon really after from that esso.

well, it wasn’t a what, per se, but a who—and it was a sleep-deprived clerk who looks about two caffeine cups away from a meltdown.

they watch the way simon prepays his petrol so that he can talk to you. hs hits you up with a careful greeting, one that unfurls your grumpy face into a genuine smile. and this, price realizes it for what it is—you and simon are familiar with each other.

so this means that whatever this thing you and simon have was happening for a while now.

interesting. price thinks as he hauls johnny and kyle back to his truck to give simon and his cute little crush their privacy.

very, very interesting.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

You made her cry, time to die.

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[blondie-drawings]

I recently got a bunch of TNG novels at a charity shop and this passage from the FIRST BOOK is making me feel craaaaazy