#they are just normal men innocent men if you will

[rinsnumber1fan]

itoshi rin headcanons.

warning: nsfw + fluff + randomest things ever + EXTREMELY CANON.

☆ rin itoshi is FUCKING STUPID you assume. Because he doesn't think about anything other than soccer. If you talk about something that's going on in the world, he'll be like "Huh? Really? Cool." + if you tell him to do something like "could you pass me that bag?" He'd bring you a fucking plastic bag and hand it over to you. And no that's not the bag you asked for.

☆ rin itoshis love languages are probably Acts of service + Quality time. He thinks doing things for you = I love you which is why he says "I love you" way too rarely.

☆ he doesn't care where it is, what it is but he's always competing. Especially in a relationship. You buy him a mediocre cologne? He'll buy you expensive jewelery. You buy him a crappy show piece? He buys you the most expensive show piece he can find. He's always competitive.

☆ he hates MATH. And he sucks at it too. He never gave it too much consideration either because "only soccer is important." Doesn't even know basic algebra 💔💔

☆ he gets jealous like normal men but he doesn't show it too much. He thinks he's lost if he shows it. But he can't stop himself from placing a hand on your shoulder or around your waist when a man gets too close to you.

☆ acts like he doesn't care but he really cares the most. He loves you even though he barely says it.

☆ random: he zones out way too often.

NSFW ALERT:

☆ When I said he liked challenges I meant he liked winning them. So obviously, he loves being in control of your situation. He loves to have this power play thing where you are definitely the submissive one.

☆ he isn't very vocal, doesn't say much when he's in the moment with you because he's too mind blown by how you feel. So he'd murmur once or twice about "yeah? You're doing so well for me.. made for me, weren't you?" He'd say or "that's a good girl."

☆ absolutely LOVES getting you dumb or cock-drunk. He breaths in the expressions you make and the things you say. He wants to hold you harder, kiss you harder and push deeper.

☆ his kinks? Corruption kink + Power play. Where he's always in control. And if you're a virgin? Yeah he's gonna destroy you. He loves it when you're a little bit innocent like, "oh!! What do you use that for?" Even if it really is a bit innocent, he just loves having to explain things to you, to know that you don't know much and that he wants to show you when (if youre an innocent gyal) you asked him "uhh so do they take their clothes off when they do the... thing..?" And absolutely loves being in control. He loves to take in that control and destroy you. Slowly and slowly one by one with your mouth to your jaw to your throat and down to your legs, destroyed.

☆ i think overstiumlation too. He enjoys seeing people grovel when he wins against them, so what if he likes seeing you beg for mercy and to come when he wins the little game of power play? He likes being in control of how much you orgasm and if you even get to - worry not, you will come in the end.

[dr-spencer-reids-queen]

The Stranger: Part One

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Female!Reader

Word Count: ~2.1k

Warnings: canon violence, canon language, canon talk of death, methods of kill

Summary: When an unsub is killing young women in San Diego, your team is called in before he can rack up the number of victims. He's targeting babysitters and it's your job to figure out why. Meanwhile, Frank ups the pressure on you and Spencer, something that will definitely put a wedge in your relationship.

Season Six Masterlist

Author’s Note: I do not own anything from Criminal Minds. All credit goes to their respective owners. If any warnings exceed the normal deaths/kills from the show, I will list them.

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"Sometimes human places create inhuman monsters." - Stephen King

Spencer has his arm wrapped around your shoulders as you push the bar of the exit door to the theater. The movie is still playing but Penelope made everyone leave due to it being too gory.

"Unnecessary. There's too much blood and gore and eew," Penelope shudders.

"Garcia, it's a slasher film. How do you do a slasher film without violence?" Spencer laughs.

"You imply it."

"Baby, the movie is called 'Slice 6'. What were you expecting?"

"A refreshing beverage with a twist of comedy. I'm gonna have nightmares for a week."

"With everything that we do and see on a daily basis, that got to you?" Ashley asks.

"Listen, newb, you may be all Sigourney Weaver ass-kicking tough, which is awesome, but the mystical mavens of innocence like myself jump at things that go bump in the night."

"Why are you worried? I'm sure that Morgan will protect you," Spencer snickers. "As long as he's not jumping out of his chair like a prepubescent schoolgirl."

"The only reason I jumped is 'cause you guys woke me up," Derek defends himself.

"How could you sleep during that?"

"Easy. You drag me out after a twelve-hour workday for what? Are you telling me that the girl didn't know that the unsub was waiting for her upstairs? Come on, now."

"Villain," Spencer corrects.

"What?"

"In movies, unsubs are called villains."

"My bad," Derek rolls his eyes.

"You want to know why horror movies are so successful?"

"Tell 'em, baby," you grin.

"They prey on our instinctual need to survive. In tribal days, a woman's scream would signal danger and the men would return from hunting to protect their pack. That's why it's always the women and not the men who fall victim to the bogeyman."

"Count on you, Reid, to break a movie down to science," Penelope laughs.

"My favorite thing about horror movies is the suspense factor," Ashley says. "The helpless victim walks through the dark... Shadows reaching out to get her. A sudden noise draws her attention. Is someone there, or is it just in her head?"

"Still, it's totally unrealistic. No one should be walking through a dark alley by themselves at night."

"Ahem," Derek clears his throat. "Hello?"

"Sorry. No one should be walking through a dark alley without a Derek Morgan by their side," she grins and pulls him into her side.

"The best part of a horror movie... You never know when the end is gonna come."

"So, when is the wedding?" Penelope asks.

You and Spencer look at each other, and he smiles. "I don't know. We're really in no rush to get it done, and we just want it to be perfect. We are having it at a botanical garden. There's a beautiful one right here in Virginia so you don't have to travel far for it."

"Let me know if you want some pointers on the honeymoon," Derek grins.

"I'll be sure to come to you," Spencer laughs.

"Whenever you decide to do it, I'm planning your bachelorette party. I already told JJ I'm taking that one," Penelope says.

"Alright, it's yours," you grin.

In the morning, you arrive at work with Spencer and see Rossi on his way to the briefing room.

"How was your weekend?" he asks you two.

"We went to see 'Slice 6' with Derek, Penelope, and Ashley. Pen made us leave early. She claimed it was too gory."

"It was a good movie, and it's hard to find slasher movies that are good these days," Spencer says. "What we didn't see coming is the slicer's brother was in the closet."

"Frightening," Rossi chuckles.

"His betrayal consumed him and he sent his brother to his own private hell."

You pass by Hotch's office and see Strauss in there talking to him. Spencer and Rossi notice her, too, but you continue to the briefing room instead of hanging out outside the office.

"Speaking of horror," Rossi mutters.

"What is Strauss doing here?"

"Whatever it is, I cast my vote on 'not good'," Penelope says.

Seconds later, Hotch comes into the briefing room giving no indication on his face of what the meeting was about.

"Let's get started."

"Okay," Penelope clears her throat. "Monica Shanley, Natalie Wallace, and Amber Lasko were three college students who were killed in their off-campus apartments in the last five days. Two were going to San Diego Coastal University, and one was going to San Diego Tech."

Pictures of the three girls are put onto the screen, and you immediately notice a similarity between them.

"The unsub definitely has a type. They could all be related," you say.

"They're all in their early twenties, brunette, and majoring in education and/or child development."

"Is there any indication that they knew one another?" Ashley asks.

"As it stands right now, I'm coming up empty. Their apartments were spread throughout the city, and no fingerprints were at the crime scene. The unsub must have used gloves."

"He's organized."

"There was forced entry at all the apartments at the back door, patio door, and living room window. The homes were wrecked. That's a clear evidence of a struggle. He's creating a scene. He wants to inflict fear not only in his victim but in whoever finds the body."

"It could be a message to the local PD. 'Look what I can do.'"

"He's killed three women in under a week. In all likelihood, he's hunting for his fourth victim now. San Diego PD wants us on the scene as soon as possible."

You don't waste time in getting to the jet. As soon as everyone is on, the pilot takes off.

"Our unsub has a type and a temper. Amber was getting ready for her bath. It would have been an easy target for a sexual assault, but none came. That's highly unusual behavior for this kind of unsub."

"Extreme violence in physical aggression is in its nature sexual," Spencer explains.

"That's true, but as a substitution for the sex act. This guy could be impotent. He can't perform so that's why he goes all out for the kill."

"If he's targeting female college students, we need to make sure that campus officials are informed if they haven't been already. We also can't rule out other students and faculty," Hotch says.

"You know, San Diego's essentially one big college town, with an enrollment at SDCU of approximately sixty-five thousand students. San Diego County has nine universities, five private and four public. We add seven more if we're including trade schools," Spencer says.

"Each girl lived off-campus and was attacked in their apartment. That's pretty high risk. It's less risky if he's stalking them in advance like running layouts and routines."

"Between classes and part-time jobs, they'd be home sporadically at best which tells us they're not victims of opportunity. He targets them, then stalks them to know where they live and when they're gonna be alone."

"Morgan, you, Y/N, and Reid go to the last victim's apartment. Seaver, interview the roommate. Dave and I will go to the medical examiner's office."

All three victims have defensive wounds on their arms which means they put up a fight. With each new victim, the stab wounds increase. On Monica, the wounds show hesitation as if the unsub has never done this before or he felt remorse. She also had a fatal blow directly to the heart.

The unsub might have gotten lucky with her.

By the time he gets to the third kill, he's more experienced and he knows what he's doing. The cuts are more direct, and Amber died from massive blood loss. He made the struggle last longer with her because he wanted her to suffer.

Now, he's starting to enjoy it.

The only place to park for Amber's apartment is a parking garage behind the building, so Derek pulls into it as soon as you three left the airport. This place being unsecured means anyone with a car can access it. That doesn't narrow down your list of suspects. You three get out and start walking to her building.

"This isn't secure parking," Derek comments.

"I rode a bike when I was in college."

"Baby, you weren't old enough to drive," you chuckle.

"I could drive. It's just that the government wouldn't issue me a license until I was fourteen." He looks around the parking garage. "There's a lot of places for the unsub to hide out here."

"Yeah, he could have easily grabbed her when she passed through here."

"Yet she made it all the way to her apartment where she should feel safe, but then he took that from her." You walk inside her apartment and meet with the detective on the case. "Hi, I'm Agent Y/N and they are Agent Derek Morgan and Dr. Spencer Reid."

"I'm Detective Bryce Harding. Amber's roommate, Michelle, told us she was out of town visiting family when the attack occurred."

"The unsub must have known that. That's why he made his move last night."

"He jimmied the lock on the window," the detective says and shows you the broken window.

"I guess he needed the privacy to complete the torture."

"Well, most sadists like to kill on their own turf. This guy didn't risk taking her to a secondary location."

You stand in the corner of the room overlooking the rest of the apartment. You connect with her energy rather than the unsub's to paint you a pretty picture of what happened. When you open your eyes, you're brought to last night. The front door opens and Amber walks in, having just come from the gun. She looks sweaty and wearing workout clothes. She has headphones in, and you follow her to her bedroom which is connected to her bathroom.

She walks into her bathroom and turns the tub on to get the water to warm up while you assume she will start to undress for her bath or shower. While the tub is running, she walks back into her bedroom. Instead of watching her, you walk back into the living room to see the unsub already at the window. Much like you assume, he jimmies the lock before it breaks, and he slides the window up. He slips inside without alerting Amber, which you know she still has her headphones in.

You can't see what he looks like because he wears a stark white mask, hiding from people like you.

The unsub searches through her apartment first, not like he's looking for anything specific, just to see what she has. You walk back into the bedroom to see Amber just about to light a candle. That's when she notices the unsub's shadow on the ground through her open bedroom door. She walks slowly into the living room and screams when she sees the unsub. 

He takes off running toward her, and she books it back into her bedroom. She doesn't have time to close the bedroom door but she does try to close the bathroom door on him. You slip inside the bathroom right before she can close it so you're in the bathroom with her. The unsub tries pushing it open and reaching through the slit, but she's strong. She slams the bathroom door closed and locks it but it doesn't keep the unsub out. 

He busts the door open and she falls back into the bathtub in shock, taking the curtains down with her. He jumps on top of her and stabs her repeatedly. She tried to put up a fight. You have to give her that.

"Y/N?" You snap out of the trance and notice you've made your way into the bloody bathtub. You turn to see Derek and Spencer at the doorway. "Maybe something happened which makes the location of the kill significant. Look. That's something new. He's smearing blood on the walls, exhibiting more control and rage over his victims, taking pleasure in the kill."

"What's with the specific physical type?" Detective Harding asks.

"It looks like he's taking his anger out on women who represent someone he knows."

"Yeah, like Edmund Kemper," Spencer agrees. "He most likely can't confront his true target yet, so he's going after women who look like her until he can build up the confidence to complete his endgame."

Amber had a lot of friends who cared about her, especially her roommate who had been friends with her since the third grade. Amber wasn't the type of girl to go out. She loved spending time to herself inside the safety of her apartment. Michelle had a hard time trying to get her out because Amber worked her ass off. She didn't have time for trivial things like college parties.

She needed the money so she was working odd jobs like dog walking or horse sitting or proofreading. She'd get those odd jobs from coffee houses, Craiglist, or the student center. Anywhere that had a bulletin board people can post on. That means just about anyone could have noticed her and decided to stalk her.

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[chiropteracupola]

also on the list of future doll projects are possibly a second iteration of jack and stephen... I very much like the previous ones but they could stand to have some Improvement...

[skltart]

villian and violent, infant and innocent//baby, both arms cradle you now

[neon-mutt]

My doopid babies ♥️ (affectionate) cats decided to get in trouble all at once, one with a mystery rash and the other had a joint dislocation at the base of his tail.

And I, doopid 💔 #3, manage to break a tooth 😊

As that leaves me with a lot of unexpected bills I decide to finally open comms again, icons and bust, 20 slots.

More info under cut :]

This will be first come first serve, payment up front, I can't guarantee a quick turn over rate as life has been pretty hectic, tho icons will likely be quicker, busts will be rendered in my most recently style you can see examples here

Contact me here on dms or (preferably) on discord: sevth_

If you want to help in other ways here's my Ko-fi

[PLEASE DO NOT USE IT TO PAY FOR COMMS BEFORE I ACCEPT IT, COMMS WILL BE CHARGED THROUGH PAYPAL]

EXAMPLES:

Icons - 15$ b&w profile with colored background

Busts - 30$ fully rendered, abstract or screenshot bg (must provide the screenshot)

[wisted-twonderland]

aware

[silverspadesss]

yknow the meme that’s like ‘we’re just normal men. just innocent men.’ THAT’S cheated and skeptic’s dynamic to me. no one knows what the fuck they’re talking about. to anyone else they sound drunk but they’re probably just delirious from sleep deprivation and lose their minds over the most stupid shit. them <3

[nicelytousled]

just normal men in their normal bed

[mad-hunts]

starting off this sunday with a sad fact, and that is often whenever barton smells this cinnamon, but as a part of a specific blend with... something else he can't quite identify? barton is reminded of marcy because she used to wear a perfume that had that sort of scent to it.

[bredforloyalty]

had another dream last night btw. if you wanted to know. to know if my subconscious assaults me these days

[miraluking-respectfully]

i remember recently somebody rbed the little OC chibiheads doodle i have in my pinned, and they have a really exhaustive and excellent tagging system, so they tagged the art as all of my girls' species

but they also tagged it "human"

[gigamuffin]

i really do want to post about Tom Ask more, but yeah he is supposed to be an average man from a not too popular city, with a wife and two kids. the most interesting thing about this man is his long hair, being bilingual and autism swag. but also i believe in the magic of just being human

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

Why the hell is Al Pacino paying child support at EIGHTY-THREE years old???? His old a$$ should be playing bingo, drinking syrup and dancing to old tunes. What his baby mama did to him is really f*cked up. She deliberately got involved with a man who is on a very delicate age and probably manipulated him in some way so the moment she would get pregnant, she could benefit from his wealth. Al Pacino won't probably live long enough to complete his child support payment because by the time his child turns 18, he will either be 6 ft underground or his ashes will be inside an urn. Let this be a lesson to the men who are fooling around with these chicks at older age and who refuse to get married young because "I still got time as a man". I'm sorry, but age still has an effect on you no matter what, and there is no way a mofo in his damn 80's should be paying CHILD SUPPORT. This whole situation is messy and shady.

[muppetoftheday]

they are both British puppet men but you may know hacker from this clip:

and you may know basil brush from this post

hope this helps

[spookyeagling]

Like I guess the thing that just happens to ya sometimes is that you don't notice the handful of upskirts until you're about to hit upload and you think "literally nobody is going to be paying attention to that, whatever" but then later you realise you specifically directed people to be paying attention to that by joking about being sexualised on the internet. And the joke is a lampshade that you think works because you do not see yourself as attractive, but then someone comments that they are, in fact, sexualising you and you are like ohhhhhh right right right right right. Ok. Cool cool cool. I'm a whore I suppose