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Decided to doodle some height comparison with the main Byrgenwerth scholars! This dabbles on the idea that Micolash and Rom used to have brown eyes, and they became blue after their intro to Kos (or some say Kosm)
Also, I finally grew enough balls to draw Julie accurate to her character data. I already draw all chatracters with ‘bald’ hairstyle with their data color whenever I picture them when they still had hair, so it is only more consistent. She does look better with brown hair I tend to draw her with, though, so... let’s presume she dyes her hair sometimes, okay? Using natural ways like herbs or fruit.
#bloodborne#micolash host of the nightmare#laurence the first vicar#runesmith caryll#patches the spider#rom the vacuous spider#yurie the last scholar#multi character post#multi character art#my art#yeah i know that there is also the fact that patches is just patch (singular) in canon#and rom is actually named roma#but there is a difference between a missing letter and an entire name being different#so i only flip back ane forth with yurie amelia and paarl#i am sooooo not used to see micolash with brown eyes#why it feels so cursed dhfhdshfds#but yeah it was inspired by how his npc model has brown eyes but cutscene one has blue#HE STILL LOOKS STRANGE#also lowkey upset at caryll#they are impossible to recognize#bloodborne has plenty of characters that never were seen as human#but whereas you always recognize laurence by his gold pendant and rom by 'looking like a cute scholar girl'#the only way to recognize caryll is to put the character near some runes#or use a blindfold but even that depends on headcanons#caryll here looks like just a guy AAAAAAAAA
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they deserved a beach episode
#i do recognize that this is entirely impossible in canon however i do not care#aviiart#star wars#the clone wars#tcw#501st battalion#501st legion#captain rex#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#arc trooper echo#clone trooper echo#arc trooper fives#clone trooper fives#arc trooper jesse#clone trooper jesse#clone medic kix#clone trooper hardcase#clone trooper tup#clone trooper dogma#this is too many words for my small brain#clone trooper doesnt even look like a word anymore#anyways#ughfjshdhds#not entirely happy w how this turned out but wharever#i either post it or i overwork it and make it worse#queued post
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another super insulting part of the watcher situation i haven't rly seen ppl addressing much
ryan deadass saying smth like "nobody else on youtube has made tv quality content"
like... i really feel like it's important to highlight that bc not only do they obviously have no respect for their audience, but that statement shows they have no respect for their peers in the industry, either.
not to mention it is a shining example of bleeding arrogance to such a high degree, you will straight up fucking lie bc you're truly convinced you're that special when you're anything but.
there's been NUMEROUS online creators who were recognized by entertainment industry workers BECAUSE they made tv quality content & even full stop blockbuster quality content.
bo burnham started on youtube & is now one of the most wellknown & loved standup comedians of our generation, with numerous netflix specials & even a movie he wrote & directed under his belt.
the try guys, fellow ex-buzzfeed employees, had their own tv specials on food network (based off their youtube shows, btw) & a documentary made about them as well
rosanna pansino has also been on numerous food network shows both as a host & a judge
quinta brunsun, another fellow ex-buzzfeed employee, went on to create her own whole ass sitcom that has been highly praised
matpat cameo'd in the fnaf movie because of his theories & multiple other fnaf creators had small cameos through the employee of the month board easter egg
markiplier made multiple high-quality shows on youtube & is now working on a highly anticipated movie (he was also planned to cameo in the fnaf movie but couldn't due to conflicting schedules with his own movie)
hot ones got their own tv gameshow due to their popularity & they are still one of the most wellknown, beloved & respected internet shows
many short films made on youtube went on to premiere at film festivals & even in theaters
the hit horror film "talk to me" was created by youtubers rackaracka
webseries of actual fucking tv shows have also existed for literal decades
the list goes on.
to seriously think that overproduced bullshit is all you need to make "tv quality content" is not only tone-deaf, but shows they do not even know what they're talking about. many tv shows & huge blockbuster movies are made with absolutely microscopic budgets & small teams, & they still get praised & awarded for the passion, dedication, & creativity that shined brightly under those restrictions.
the blair witch project is probably the most wellknown & highly praised example of this, but it is far from the Only example
it is a whole other slap in the face, again ESPECIALLY when puppet history is one of their most popular shows, to spit in the face of internet history. to see the success of their predecessors, even ppl they fucking worked with at buzzfeed, & deny them of all their success & efforts to get where they ended up.
no, y'all are not the first people to make "tv quality content" on the internet. FAR from it. because your crap isn't even genuine "tv quality".
but you are the first ones to ever disrespect not only your audience, but your own fucking industry & your peers on this level.
& you are the first & i sorely hope the only fuckwads dumb enough to pull a stunt this fucking stupid, out of touch & utterly tone deaf.
#mine#watcher#sorry this is hopefully my last post but this pretention grated me#& im floored nobody has mentioned it#like sincerely how fucking dare you? what the fuck is wrong with you?#how far up your ass is that building long stick???#not to mention youtube is 18 fucking years old.#it is literally statistically impossible for a website as huge as youtube is to exist that long#& never have any 'tv quality' content on it. be mother fucking serious.#many ytbers were recognized by entertainment industry marvels BECAUSE they made content that was already tv quality#fuck off.
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I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.
it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"
plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.
anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.
#blazing saddles#finx watches tv#finx rambles#I recognize that I'm saying all this as someone who's not black#but I am also saying it as someone with a basic understanding of race relations in the usa#and a basic understanding of sarcasm#bc it really does not take more than that to recognize what they're doing in this movie#it is NOT subtle#and it is very funny#mel brooks movies are kinda hit or miss for me ngl#men in tights is great if a bit too crass for my taste#spaceballs has great jokes but the central story lacks any real heart so it doesn't grab me#history of the world was just kind of unpleasant and then I switched it off#but blazing saddles? phenomenal#I could not stop laughing the whole way through#and the central story DOES have heart bc it's the friendship between bart and#whassisname#jim#the Kid#plus bart working out how to succeed at an impossible task#also frankly cleavon little just grounds the comedy really well even before gene wilder shows up and we get their chemistry#bc he's cool calm collected and constantly inviting the audience into the joke#but the character's not too cool to ever mess up or ever be silly#he makes bad choices and gets into bad situations and then has to get himself out of them#but it's.....oh wait duh there's a term for this already#he's the straight man#he grounds all the zany nonsense by being in strong contrast to it#and he does a great job of it!#anyway#point is I deeply enjoyed this movie and I'm glad I finally watched it
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ok so here is my pitch for my dream buddie catalyst:
eddie and maddie are trapped in some sort of likely-fatal time sensitive situation together (drowning related probably because it's Them) (have they overused it yes is it still thematically appropriate YES) where one person could potentially sacrifice themselves for the other to survive. i want eddie and maddie using their combined experience and ingenuity to survive together and discussing who should be prioritized which means they talk about parenthood and how they both feel they've failed their children by "running," how their lives have been so defined by trauma and they don't want to scar their children any further by leaving them again. of course they're doing everything they can to get out together, but as the situation deteriorates throughout the episode(s) (c'mon something like this could be at LEAST a two-parter) they can't help returning periodically to the world's most morbid debate.
i want buck and chim on the outside both going out of their goddamn minds. they know that eddie and maddie are stuck (wherever), know that they're probably alive, but aren't sure in what condition and if they'll stay that way. rescue operations begin as everybody walks on eggshells around buck and tries to comfort chim, who wants absolutely none of it. time is running out.
eddie says that he couldn't possibly let maddie sacrifice herself for him and look buck and chim in the eye afterwards. maddie says that she couldn't do that either. she says that at least jee-yun would still have her father, and eddie says that christopher would still have buck. maddie says that of course none of them would just abandon christopher if something were to happen to him but—
and eddie cuts her off and says it's in my will. if i die, christopher will have buck. buck will have christopher.
they just look at each other for a weighted moment. maddie makes a decision. she says ...i meant it, you know. that i couldn't let you die down here (wherever here is i don't KNOW okay i'm not here to think up convoluted emergencies i'm here for drama) and look my baby brother in the eye knowing that i could have changed it. eddie says i know, okay, but it's different, you're his sister, and maddie says, yeah, but you're his... and she pauses. and eddie says what? best friend? partner? that doesn't—
and maddie says you're his. eddie, you're his.
and eddie... i want to see something slot into place. i want to watch him understand as maddie spills everything she's been suspecting since the day that buck came out to her and maybe since before she and eddie even met. maddie says you know, when i first came to california, you were all he talked about? you're still all he talks about. you and christopher. you're his. i couldn't... eddie, you're out of your mind if you really don't think that losing you would break him just as much as losing me. he would forgive us both, because he's buck, but i couldn't... i'm no saint, eddie, i want to survive. i don't want my daughter to grow up without me. but i can't do that to him. i don't know if he'd survive it. even if he did, the guilt would eat me alive.
meanwhile. buck is barely holding on to his sanity as rescue efforts are underway and time is running out. chimney is keeping it together as best he can but there isn't much that he and buck can do. he can't let himself fall apart because buck is already a stiff breeze away from clawing his own skin off and somebody has to keep their cool. something goes wrong—suddenly, their short amount of time has gotten shorter, and they may only have enough of a window to get one out before it's too late for the other. buck, who has been ranting and arguing and screaming this whole time... is silent. he is silent, and he stares straight ahead at nothing in particular, and we know that no matter which way the scales tip, his soul will be destroyed all the same.
eddie regards maddie for a moment. grief, heartbreak, anger, all flicker over him, but what settles is determination. he says that neither of them are going to leave again. that they'll survive together, or not at all, or leave it to the universe to decide.
of course they make it out. by the skin of their teeth, they make it out, working together, clawing their way back to life and love and possibility. maddie makes it out first, and eddie sees buck as she falls into chim's waiting arms. he watches as buck sees his sister, and reaches out to take her hand with trembling fingers and white knuckles, but there is no relief, no happiness in his red-rimmed eyes. just a deep, unspeakable grief, until his eyes slide past maddie and meet eddie's.
finally: relief. and then he is in buck's arms, a perfect parallel to chim and maddie, and we see eddie's face over buck's shoulder, and we know. he is in love, and buck is in love, and eddie knows, and he sinks into his partner's embrace with joy and acceptance.
after that, who knows? maybe a grand confession. a moment of quiet understanding. a passionate post-rescue kiss. a chaste, tender kiss in some kitchen or other. maybe eddie panics later, or maybe he's found peace for once. maybe buck has realized something and he makes the first move. maybe it happens immediately. maybe it takes a while, takes discussions about how it'll affect work and christopher and whether it's worth risking all that they have for all that they want.
and maybe they'll ask whether it's even a risk at all.
#em talks#911#buddie#TO BE CLEAR. if this were real it would not be All About Buck like i would want a lot of eddiemaddie recognizing their similarities etc#there would be more going on with chim and the others#but my point here is buddie ok so that is my focus but i think this could serve many characters very well#ALSO. it's not that i think eddie like. doesn't realize how much buck loves him necessarily.#it's the power of maddie saying so plainly and confidently that they are each other's person#it's eddie realizing that he and maddie are thinking about buck and chim in the exact same way#it's all of these things piling up and making it impossible to deny the truth of his and buck's relationship
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also wasn't sure what to do with the lan simp brothers so i guess they can sit on the side
#mdzs#wei wuxian#jin guangyao#jiang cheng#nie mingjue#sorry if someone made this post already / this is already obvious to the fandom. im new :'3#mdzs meta#anyways ig herein lies the reason why jiggy's chengxian hot takes are not quite correct#he's projecting the nieyao dynamic onto them but it's not quite the same!!!#anyways this is also why im both a jc stan and a jiggy apologist. i prefer pragmatic characters who recognize the limits of their abilities#do not attempt the impossible. u will fail and die. no main character halo for u after all#anyways i wasnt sure what to do with the lan simp brothers. whether to add a third axis/category for them or not.#lan xichen mediates between jiggy and nmj and i guess tries to see both sides? or try to get them to understand each other? idk tbh#lan wangji is just a hater though. he is 100% on wwx's side. wei ying is right about everything actually. jiang wanyin you loser bitch#yanyan speaks
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descendants characters switching color schemes with their canon significant others 'cause i was bored minus doug and carlos 'cause they're literally impossible to color manipulate
#disneychanneledit#dcomedit#descendantsedit#descendants3edit#mal bertha#ben florian#evie#jane#dove cameron#mitchell hope#sofia carson#brenna d'amico#meus#trust me i've been trying to do doug and carlos's for 2 months#doug wears such a cursed shade of green photoshop doesn't even recognize it as green#and i don't have to say black and white are impossible to manipulate without masking#which i did not want to do
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06/05/2024
i feel like i'm in a groundhog day-esque nightmare in which i wake up in panic, drag myself out of bed, get an oat milk mocha, do bar prep all day, come home, and sleep, just do it all over again the next day..... trying to stay optimistic 😃 when i was in college, all i wanted was to get into a good law school—and now i've graduated from a great law school and i'm studying for the bar!!! past me would be so THRILLED!
#i tried studying at home the past 4 days and it was actually IMPOSSIBLE#i just kept napping throughout the day or wandering into the kitchen to eat something and not study#ive been to this cafe so many times that all the baristas recognize me and even give me extra punches on my punchcard#it's not rly a cafe - more like a public working space w a cafe nearby. im always surrounded by college students studying for the mcat#tea-tuesday#studyblr#mine#studyspo#study inspiration#study#studying#study motivation#b*r pr*p
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"Anyone who makes Astarion do the foursome/fivesome is a monster -" shut the fuck up.
He is the one who initiates it. At no point in the conversation did my Tav say that they wanted to do this, until Astarion was the one to suggest going for it.
Now, I as the player know that Astarion isn't going to have a great time here, that he will dissociate, and it'll probably end up as a shit experience in the end. But my character doesn't know that. All they know is that their partner is enthusiastically suggesting that he wants to do this, to reclaim a part of himself, that he wants to try and figure out his own desires after having them be cast aside for so long.
He assures you that he is up for this, that he'll leave if he grows truly uncomfortable. I (as the player) know that he won't, that he'll still go along with it even if he starts to grow uncomfortable, but my character? They're choosing to trust their partner in asserting his own boundaries and telling them if he's uncomfortable, if he needs to leave. To my character, telling him not to do this when he so clearly wants to try feels almost a little condescending.
You can even check in with him during the scene, asking him if he's alright.
To me, this isn't a scene in which one partner pressured the other to do this at all. It's a scene in which Astarion tried something, eager to experience all the pleasures that come with freedom and healing, and it didn't work out because 200 years of trauma and baggage don't just miraculously go away.
But he tried, and he chose to try, and supporting him in those choices matters, too.
#bg3 spoilers#bg3#astarion#baldur's gate 3#i have many feelings about this scene and people's reaction to it lmao#yes im also writing a oneshot about tav realizing he seemed like he wasnt fully there during the scene#and them talking about what they can do to help him recognize and voice his discomfort in scenes like these#obligatory “also hes not fucking real so its impossible to hurt his feelings”
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Starlight Express, Bochum 2001
#everytime we have bootleg movie night in the server i start itching to make gifs oops#we watched this one last night!!! i forgot how good it is#my gifs#stex#starlight express#theatre gifs#musical theatre#musical gifs#i recognize that theres a lot of pearl in these gifs but in my defense shes awesome#sorry very little gb or electra </3#theres an annoying head in the middle of the screen which made pumping iron impossible to gif#and i just didnt want to gif electra too much because this wig is ugly LMAO
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[ID: a drawing of pye from outer wilds, standing with her writing staff. she's wearing an orange nomai space suit without the helmet, and she has a light brown face with curly darker brown fur. end ID]
figuring out how i want to draw the nomai, so here's a pye since i am obsessed with her !!!
#outer wilds#pye#she was one of the easiest to start recognizing across text because she is involved in so many different things#but then i saw the scroll where she was calculating trajectories to the sun station and i Was in love immediately#and i love that the sun station was designed (by the game artists not by pye) to look more weapon-like than anything else the nomai built#as a way to show how it goes against their nature to do something so destructive and high risk#and since pye is the one kind of leading that and being so vocally For it it implies that she is also acting against nomai nature#but i dont think thats necessarily true!! a majority of the nomai agreed or else the idea would have been voted down#(even tho it did spark arguments)#and the oldest nomai recording we have access to is from escall making a split second decision to warp to an unknown place#just to follow a signal the group was curious about and it put them in danger!!! that killed people!!!#like i know its more about the potential damage to the solar system and the life there but#throwing caution to the wind for scientific discovery is very much nomai nature From What I Saw !!!#not that i am saying the game creators are wrong lmao but i mean like. i think it is against their nature AND so very exactly their nature#at the same time and thats why there Was so much debate about it#and i think pye is the embodiment of trying Everything Possible (and impossible) to find answers and learn#AND SHE IS SEXY FOR IT#ANYWAYS. clears throat#blow up that sun girl hashtag women in stem
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#fucks me up that there are two whole new animals in the house that i barely know#who depend on me for everything#barely recognize me as a friend or helper#and are so incredibly incredibly fragile#i got worried for junie today because her spay incision had some swelling#and it's normal to have some and i have seen it before#but after what we just wemt through i got upset and rushed her to the vet#who said it was fine and thankfully we have free office visits#but i was so upset even though i knew it was probably normal#i look at them and i see adorable cuddly sweet TEMPORARY things and i feel like something inside me got broken somehow#and i was right all along that after it was all over i would come back but not quite as myself#i just hadn't fully understood the extent#we are keeping them and it sort of had to happen when it did but i think it was too early for me#they are so cute and when they do cuddle it's so sweet and obviously i would fight for them as hard as i would for Fancy#because that's just how the deal works and it isn't about you at all it's about how they each carry a little world inside them just as we d#and that deserves equal respect and care regardless of my personal affections#but i look at them and i see little creatures that don't belong here and are foreign in some fundamental way#and that they will be gone in just a little while and things will go back to how they were#which is impossible#we will settle in and i doubt anything i am feeling is abnormal but I'm really struggling and i feel so bad about that#i don't know#it's just a lot to deal with#and i feel very lonely and sad about it#and under it all the sick feeling of having JUST held all three lads as they passed and the VISCERAL reality of it#and knowing one day if everything goes just right i will be holding them too#dear god life is so fragile and every living thing is just as mortal as any other
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“Impossibly thick, I was.”
Doctor Who . Titan Comics
The Thirteenth Doctor | Read: 201/204
#doctor who#martha jones#tenth doctor#thirteenth doctor#ten x martha#tenmartha#titan comics#IMPOSSIBLY THICK#felt extremely validated reading this#in that Ten was so far gone in S3 he couldn’t have been paid to recognize Martha’s feelings#but that didn’t stop his eyes from — to quote brilliant tenmartha writer HDUC —#‘sliding over her like little invisible tongues’#because my man might have been sad it’s worth noting that he wasn’t… blind#except where *anyone else’s feelings* were concerned of course#these comics are some of the only glimpses we get of ten and Martha in 1969 btw#and the night they got sent back by the weeping angels#in case you need a lil somethin somethin for fic research
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Day 250 of posting Jevil every day
#Think my mouse might be busted#it’s not literally in half like the drawing but it doesn’t move anymore even though the computer recognizes it as connected#ahh I’m not suprised it was years old now. think I got it 3 years ago!#but this does mean there probably won’t be mspaint jevils for a little while. trackpad art is literally impossible#and touch screen makes my arm hurt#I’ll see if I can fix it and if not I’ll buy a new one so paint jevil can come back!!#dailyjevil#deltarune#deltarune jevil#jevil#jevil deltarune
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Babe, what wrong you barely touched your +6k « just some ideas » about « a fic I will definitely not write »
#I say that because I literally have a 6k maybe 8 k if I put all my note together of a fic outline#i wish i was joking#it’s about Arthur coming back but getting cursed as soon as he walk out of the lake#said curse make it impossible for anyone to recognize him#merthur#arthur pendragon#merlin#merlin bbc#bbc merlin#merlin emrys
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#you know that thing about how one of the hardest parts of grief#is needing to talk about losing a person with the person you lost? and that being impossible#that but the unique horror of having to be the reassurer & the rock#of the person who you would usually talk out how everything will be okay again#had to have a little cry earlier because i think I've had to be the Emotionally Stable One for so long#that my ability to recognize my own perils and anguish is like. broken.#i don't want to be in bad times so i don't admit to being in bad times and vice versa#when in bad times i don't want to admit to joy because that means the bad times are less heavy and i have nothing to complain about#but we have to live in the world we live in and the time we live in at the same time or else there's no point#anyway anyway. bless you friends love you all
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